Apr 27 2006Mandy Moore has 'orgasms unlimited'
Mandy Moore says she's embarrassed of appearing on the latest cover of Cosmo because there's a headline that says "orgasms unlimited" next to her face, explaining:
"I'm very flattered to be on a magazine cover, but the horrifying part is my parent's have framed every magazine that I've ever been on from the beginning. So there's a whole wall dedicated to that and it starts off with me at 14 and 'Mandy's favourite colour is pink!' and now Cosmo and my face and 'orgasms unlimited.' And my dad has to take it to the framer's to get it framed. It has nothing to do with me - it's just an article [that appears in the magazine]!"
There's nothing wrong with being associated with having unlimited orgasms. That's actually sort of a compliment. She should just be grateful she didn't get stuck with something like: "Explosive diarrhea. The truth revealed!"
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1. bone_daddio - April 27, 2006 9:12 AM
but she's not upset about "touch him here" or "8 places to have sex" --> both of those are ok by daddy.
2. masekid - April 27, 2006 9:15 AM
Well poor Mandy, she should be happy she's on a magazine cover, and not barefoot at a gas station like other pop stars, I'm looking at you, Britney.
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3. SuperSpence - April 27, 2006 9:19 AM
Imagine my horror when I appeared on the cover of a magazine next to the headline "14 Ways To Make Your Tiny Penis Longer!" You know, 'cause I'm like a bull elephant down there. I am. Goddamnit, I'll kill all of you!!
4. mamacita - April 27, 2006 9:19 AM
Damn, Cosmopolitan is a magazine for whores. I swear, the only shit that's in there is a bunch of articles detailing how to be a massive slut.
P.S. I should know. It worked for me!!!!!!!!
5. tlcccc123 - April 27, 2006 9:23 AM
Don't fret, Mandy. No one would believe you have unlimited orgasms because we all know who you are engaged to. That's really the problem isn't it?
6. Lindsay Lohan - April 27, 2006 9:25 AM
I have unlimted orgasms
7. Geno - April 27, 2006 9:26 AM
It's actually refreshing to see a hot star who has some modesty & class. Good for you Mandy! That being said, does Mandy know what an orgasm is?
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/
8. I'm in the nude for love scoo ba di booo salami - April 27, 2006 9:27 AM
I'd be more concered with the headline near her lowerbits [8 new places to have sex]. I had no idea Mandy Moore had 7 asses!
9. brewdick - April 27, 2006 9:28 AM
this bitch is too annoying to breathe.
10. Sodomy_is_for_Girls - April 27, 2006 9:37 AM
Hmmmm, she likes the pink and unlimited orgasms?
Anybody else smell a TomKat wedding?
Mandy Moore likes the pink.
MMLTP?
11. dirtypiratehooker - April 27, 2006 9:37 AM
She should know that by posing for Cosmo, there are probably going to be articles about sex (uh! gasp!) on the cover. What about the "Touch him there" article on the other side?
Plus, it probably doesn't help that the whole world already knows about her first orgams with Wilmer Valderrama.
12. sharkbite - April 27, 2006 9:43 AM
Good god, Mandy, you're a grown woman. Get over it. Let some sex into your life and remove that stick outta your ass.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
13. WhoSaysWhat! - April 27, 2006 9:47 AM
I wonder if they also frame tabloid covers .. can't you just imagine "8 INCH WILMER POPS MANDYS CHERRY" taking pride of place on the Moore family wall
14. colormeskanky - April 27, 2006 9:53 AM
i bet lindsay blowhan's mom frames the tabloids. maybe she even copies them and puts them in a little book to mail out at Christmas.
15. Italian Stallion - April 27, 2006 10:03 AM
8 new places to have sex huh...
1: On top of Land-Man's giant penis
2: That Island we know as Edna Bambrick
3: In Osh's basement, while Osh videotapes it
4: In the closet next to Ryan Seacrest to teach him something
5: At a K-Fed concert, because really, what else is there to do there ( Ear plugs required )
6: Whitney Houstons bathroom if you like some dirty drug sex
7: On top of George Bush's desk in the ORal Office
8: On Steven Hawkins lap ( wait thats cruel )
16. Sheva - April 27, 2006 10:03 AM
Mandy Moore knows about orgasms? Who knew.
17. Spacedog - April 27, 2006 10:15 AM
She let Vince, E, Turtle, Drama, and Ari pull train on her ass. That'll do the trick.
18. Fisher55 - April 27, 2006 10:22 AM
all i know is that "garden state" was horrible
19. Trotter - April 27, 2006 10:22 AM
She's just afraid of Daddy's fragile ego. He's never gotten her to climax before blowing his load all over her balloon knot.
Poor Mandy. Her daddy has premature ejaculation disorder. PED. Hmmm. Sounds like pedophile. I'm onto something here.
20. krisdylee - April 27, 2006 10:23 AM
Who the hell is this chick?
All I know is between Papa, BigJim, Mamacita, Osh and me, there WERE unlimited orgasms last night.....
21. saltpeanuts - April 27, 2006 10:25 AM
Mandy Moore has the most beautiful face I've ever come upon.
22. jugsgirl - April 27, 2006 10:34 AM
Where will they hang the new cover? didn't mandy just kick her parents out?
23. TaiTai - April 27, 2006 10:36 AM
Poor Mandy, I know just how she feels. Every time I am on a magazine cover there are orgasms all around my head. It's so embarrassing!
24. SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer! - April 27, 2006 10:36 AM
DUH!!! the cover of COSMO???!!! what the hell did manly moore think she was posing for, a fucking chior portrait? cosmo is such a trashtacular, dim-witted mag that teaches you how to be a slut. which isnt a bad thing, everyone needs to know how to give head at SOME point in their life! / would NOT mind being on the COVER of a magazine ( thats sold in plain view, im NOT talking hustler or anything like THAT heeheehee!), especially next to a phrase that implied that i could make someone bust several times in one sitting. ok im done.
edna!!!! ban me you ugly, haggard buck toothed bitch!!!!! GET BENT!!!
25. Lala - April 27, 2006 10:39 AM
You'd think Mandy Moore's parents could afford better artwork than that.
26. spatz - April 27, 2006 10:49 AM
#24...
look whos got another day off of school. do your parents know their 12 year old daughter is typing such filth?
27. mamacita - April 27, 2006 10:58 AM
@26
True dat. I want to dip SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer! into a vat of HotterHotterBoilingAcid! She sucks. And not in a good way.
28. Gerald Tarrant - April 27, 2006 11:14 AM
@HotterHotterBoilingAcid, bwahahahahaha
29. Populist - April 27, 2006 11:22 AM
Mandy shouldn't be too upset. The Cosmo cover with Brittany Murphy on it had a line referring to an article on curing "itchy butt crack". Kind of wish I'd read it, because my thong is chafing.
30. Sassy - April 27, 2006 11:34 AM
Is it just me or does she look a helluva lot thinner on that cover than she is/was in American Dreamz?
31. gammanormids - April 27, 2006 11:39 AM
Mandy, don't worry... no one will associate you with unilimited orgasms... we all know you had sex with Wilmer Valderrama...
32. chanel_bear - April 27, 2006 12:06 PM
@ 24
who told meganharris to invite her friends?
33. apocalypsist - April 27, 2006 12:08 PM
Not even I would hit it.
34. hafaball - April 27, 2006 12:18 PM
Well gee, once her parents are dead they won't really care...
oh, is that too morbid?
35. gogoboots - April 27, 2006 12:51 PM
I personally think it's hilarious. You know she should really tell her parents she's fucking Zach Braff, it won't be that embarassing once the truth gets out, that she's, sob, no longer a virgin!
36. trulymadlydeeplytori - April 27, 2006 1:07 PM
she has nothing to worry about. i was sure from the moment i saw them together that phrase wasnt meant for her
37. smokin - April 27, 2006 1:20 PM
if i was a superhero that would totally be my power...unlimited orgasms...don't look a gift horse in the mouth mandy!
38. Jacq - April 27, 2006 2:02 PM
I'm associated with giving unlimited orgasms. WITH MY MOUTH!
39. Jacq - April 27, 2006 2:17 PM
I used to LOVE that magazine when I was in high school. I almost skipped Seventeen completely, with their "embarrassing stories" section, oooh! I think that's why I ended up being a total hooker, a total hooker who is good in the sack - or wherever you want.
#24 - I read it and I am - that's why I knocked the dust off of your guy's balls last night.
40. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - April 27, 2006 2:52 PM
I was on the cover of "Orgasms Unlimited" magazine once, but that issue was recalled and all copies were burned due to the death-by-testicular-explosion suffered by millions of readers.
"Orgasms Unlimited" is a fine publication that can be found referenced in many distinguished collegiate publications and abandoned, soggy, and torn on rooftops and roadsides. Subscribe today.
41. St.Minutia - April 27, 2006 3:39 PM
Osh, where can I get a subscription to that? And can I be on the cover, too. I am spectacular!
42. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - April 27, 2006 4:12 PM
41 - I will try to pull some strings to see if I can get you on "Black Men With Circus Penises Penetrating Tight Young Asian Lolitas", but I can't make any promises.
43. Iambananas - April 27, 2006 5:22 PM
I bought that issue! lol... it didn't make me think that was about her... if you won't want something sexual on the cover of a mazagene you're on... try not going on cosmo... it's all about s-e-x.
44. Edna Bambrick - April 27, 2006 5:29 PM
I am reporting all disgusting posts.
45. Sodomy_is_for_Girls - April 27, 2006 5:34 PM
Edna, are you a girl?
46. Edna Bambrick - April 27, 2006 5:37 PM
# 4, 9, 12, 13, 15, 19, 24, 35, 38, 39, 42 you are reported.
47. Edna Bambrick - April 27, 2006 5:47 PM
#45: You are reported.
48. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - April 27, 2006 5:59 PM
46 - I already reported you first, so it's too late.
49. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - April 27, 2006 6:00 PM
46 - Assfuck milk.
50. Praz - April 27, 2006 6:16 PM
Mandy Moore was funny on Scrubs.
P.S. Edna's a whore.
51. gogoboots - April 27, 2006 6:23 PM
Edna, obviously reporting does nothing, we're still blogging on here anyway...
52. TrannyGranny - April 27, 2006 7:53 PM
40
I just laughed so hard that my labia are still flapping!!!!
53. bunnyhugger - April 27, 2006 9:06 PM
i wanna be reported!
i'm always left out!!
54. St.Minutia - April 27, 2006 9:23 PM
Edna Bambrick, you will receive 10 demerits and 10 spanks with a ruler in your naughty place for being a worse reporter than Geraldo Rivera.
55. Pez_D_Spencer - April 27, 2006 10:19 PM
Who would have figured that Mandy would be the only one out of that crop of blondie singers (Spears, Aguilera, Moore, Simpson, and well, I guess techically Willa Ford was one, too [excuse her while she sings a medley of her "hit"]) that hasn't become a total joke yet.
Then again, when you look at that list, not exactly a prize collection of DNA. More like a lot of DNB- and a few incompletes.
56. chanel_bear - April 27, 2006 10:24 PM
@54
10 points for being hilarious, but 2 demerits for the disturbing mental image.
57. Jeremy1Esq - April 27, 2006 10:32 PM
marry me Mandy..Ill give you orgasms unlimited.
58. Jacq - April 28, 2006 12:00 AM
Edna, I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you report bounces off me and the only one who cares is you. Nanny nanny boo-boo bitch.
Did anyone see that the big, bush eating, carpet munching Rosie is taking over on The View. I hope they have Naomi Campbell on and she whips her black ass.
I know, I know. REPORTED!
#53 - Just say something like cock pussy balls vagina smegma. That should do it. While we're at it:
It just occurred to me - has anyone told Edna GOD DAMN IT! yet? How about JESUS FUCKING CHRIST?!
YEAH! SCIENTWATOGY IS #1! You're all slimy slugs.
59. Larry - April 28, 2006 12:15 AM
It has nothing to do with you, Mandy? Hey, give me a call, and we'll see what we can do about that.
60. LickyLicky - April 28, 2006 12:25 AM
AN ODE
OshKosh-By GoshDamnDosh
By GoshDamnDosh (no, really, by Licky)
OshKosh, oh, OshKosh
Your posts they are such fun
Reading them's almost as good
As seeing Megan’s ass sores run
OshKosh, oh, OshKosh
Your wit, it makes me wet
I’ll tie you up and beat you down
I’ll make you beg, my pet
OshKosh, oh, OshKosh
I await a sly retort
Better whisper in my ear…
Or Edna will REPORT!
You vile bitch, Osh. You know you want it. Quit acting all coy and shit when I’m hiding outside you window in the bushes, leaving wet spots in the Begonias.
Not my best work... sorry. You suck. In a good way.
61. xx.deathcab.xx - April 28, 2006 1:02 AM
My foot is better than hers.
62. A Nobody - April 28, 2006 1:59 AM
The only thing I find interesting in this whole thing is what Zach Braff would say about it.
63. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - April 28, 2006 11:05 AM
LickyLicky, I'm blushing, or maybe it's just the xanax. Just for that you get a free poster and a lunch pail. Collect 'em all!
64. SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer! - April 28, 2006 2:19 PM
Mama and Spatz what gives???
why do you hate me so much?
65. B-Bomb - April 30, 2006 6:03 PM
LEAVE MANDY ALONE!
Please do not tempt her to go all Britney or La Lohan or Paris on us...please. By mocking her good, normal behavior, you are perhaps giving her the mistaken idea that walking around barefoot in disease-ridden bathrooms, snorting coke off Fez's ass crack, and/or spreading genital herpes by every means possible (including car-seat contact) is the way to be accepted. Let us therefore ENCOURAGE her good behavior and excellent hygiene and lack of STDs. The last thing we need is another walking sack of chlamidiya.
Lay off her, I beg of you.