Apr 3 2006Madonna may move to Israel

I like her. I have to admit it.

Who the frig cares???

I hope she stays there and that we never hear from her skanky witch-hands-ass again. Damn, I hate the cow.

I finally have a reason to root for suicide bombers.

Haven't the Israelis suffered enough?

Come on, Madonnas good! Leave her alone!

I love her less and less each day.

As for Tom Cruise, I think he should just move to hell.

Does this mean her accent will change again??

It's interesting, she used to be catholic and now it looks like she's jewish. She's going through some weird identity crisis, like sometimes she speaks with a British accent and you want to stick your head in the ground for her out of embarassment. Now she's planning for a hebrew accent, oy vey! That'll be awful and totally entertaining to watch...!!!

She's hard to hate. So much of my childhood was spent lipsinking to "La Isla Bonita." Its like hating Long Duck Dong or the Goonies.

hey! i read about this last month. you can find it here:
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com/celebrity_religion/2006/03/esther_update_r.html

Does anyone know where I can hire a suicide bomber?

Try www.moveon.org

Meh. I've never liked her. Even in the 80's when she was queen, and I was in the prime age group for liking her, I thought she was lame.
Besides even if she moves there it will be just like every other celebrity having ten houses in ten different countries.

Madonna blows chow.

She runs away from a strict upbringing and bitches about it blh blah blah, and then surprise surprise finds a substitute. Every burned out hippy or Hollywood freak all do the same thing, from eastern religeouns to Scientology, to Kabbala, their all just replacements for the childhood religeon that they left. God, poor Israel.

I'd tap that ass.

On behalf of Jews everywhere, please don't blame us. We all wish she'd picked Scientology instead.

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Lyndsey really needs to stop with the drugs, she looks horrible in that picture....

why cant i ever be first?

Good Riddance!

#5 - Awesome!

Finally the English are sick of her and want her and her fake accent out.

I think she should have to wander the desert for 40 years before they let her in.

Isn't Arafat's place up for sale?

Gorgeous West Bank Compound for sale, open air feeling (from custom Israeli fighter artillery), has that lived in, trapped like a rat feeling. Rubble included. A MUST SEE!!!

Madonna, there is no religion that can save you from yourself. Good riddance.

Fix the title: it should read "Madonna may INVADE Israel."

My how the Jewish people suffer...

The "Gaza Strip" will now become a slutty dance .

Please Allah, make her wear a burka.

hahaha Papa. Now what about that annoying fake British accent?

#24 Papa, don't preach.

Bye. Don't let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out.

I gotta preach Conductor71, I just gotta. Gotta rid the world of demons and Hiltons.

god, you guys. she's going to HELP. can't you all see that? a vacuous, anorexic, 50-year-old pop star is the only hope for the middle east.

aaawww, so the lapsed catholic, pseudo-lesbian, hindu-inspired yogi turned kabbalist, half-british, children's book author, who can't fucking act to save her soul, 1/2 century old pop star is now moving to Israel. Huh. No comment.

#5 and #8...you brought sunshine into my life today.

¡Adios!

The further away the better, and make sure you take your stinky purple leotards with you.

Got to give the women credit for her ever changing life.

If she moves does her husband and go with her? Or do they have no say so in this?
Donna A.

Damn Jew.

She tries to impose her BS religion upon people.

What's up with that last post?
Itallian s.

Ummm. I don't think that Madonna is one of the Chosen People.

This is going to be really embarrassing when she goes through her Koran and burquas(with strategic cut outs for her saggy old hotpanted flange) phase in three years' time.

Hey, my parents are moving to Fayetteville, Arkansas... what? Noone cares? Weird.

Can't wait to hear the new accent she'll put on in her new homeland.

I hear her next CD will be called "Confessions From a Lox Store."

She's going to have to change her name. How does "Dried Idiot Old Whore Of Safed" sound?

what a dumbass

I'm not which aspect of her personality to hate more: megalomania, stupidity or hypocrisy. I'll settle for all three.

Think of the headlines: American Pop Star Disemboweled By Hezbollah... Madonna Urinates On Wailing Wall... Israelis To Madonna: Please move to Germany...

What the fuck is wrong with her face!? She looks like a squished barbie doll.

Never mind her face, those fuckin' arms are really freakin' me out....

#45, that's because she forgot her daily infusion of baby's blood when that photo was taken.

Que sera, sera
what ever will be, will be;
The future's not ours to see.
Que sera, sera
What will be, will be

TRANSLATION: GO ON...GET!

Being a REAL American Jew and knowing Jews from Israel - Israeli's HATE American Jews period.

i knew madonna was a re-re the moment vanilla ice was in sex

I am not an expert so I might be wrong about this but, once I heard/read that Kabalah was like - I am using simple words here - the last chapter of the Jewish religion, meaning that was for the most expert of the Jew Scholars to understand and not some simply theory any mortal with enough money can use as a proper religion. In fact, is not a religion: it's part of one.

Open Note to All Hamas and Hizbollah Katyusha Crews:

There's a nice crisp $20 for you if you plonk her with a rocket. Granted, she'll probably just blow it, but still....

niiiice biceps, madge. Her butchness somehow reminds me of linda hamilton in terminator 2. thats NOT a compliment. yecchh

niice biceps, madge. somehow, her butch upper arms RUHHLLY remind me of linda hamilton in terminator 2, or whatever number that was. yechhh.

I don't know what's weirder, red string religion, crazy alien religion, talking burning bush religion, or guy that knows magic religion. I'll go with motha fuckin' Buddah any day.

stupid roommate copied my post sorry all

Egyptian enslavement...40 years in the desert... Roman occupancy... The Third Reich... and now THIS? Yaweh can't seem to cut this guys a break.

trotter, you ARE a witty bastard.

I admit, I too have liked her since I was a little girl.

What can I say? She had me at "Shalom".

Sweetcheeks, aren't you? - Its not so much wit but righteousness, right? I mean, Midge really brings out the truth in people. Its her power to blow your fucking mind with ever-more-so insulting antics. I can't wait until she decides switch concepts again, move to Kabul to build a Taliban retreat and have her vagina sewn shut on live webcam. Who doesn't?

I'm pretty sure I read about this shit in the Book of Revelations. Don't be suprised if tommorow's news is all Pestilence all the time (and I don't mean Paris)

#41 "Confessions from a Lox store". That's gold baby, gold

Good Ridence! She's nuts anyway.

This essentially quashes my childhood dream of moving to Safed.

Then again, I AM into aging shemales...

And, yet, I would STILL be humbled to meet that crazy bitch, still would, ahem, want to partake in a conversation over a few pints of Guiness (sans Gwyneth, I hope)with her, trying desperately not to let on how freakin' excited I was hangin', yes, hangin' out with Ma-fucking-donna....

few people know this but she actually has a sister who lives in Israel so it would not be so weird for her to move there. Israel is not necessarly a place only for Jews - In fact there are many people from different nationalities and religions that go there. Unfortunately the media only shows the bad side.

Ah, over twenty years ago, it was her and Cyndi Lauper at the top of the charts. Madonna with her refried Monroe/Betty Page imagery, and Lauper for the misfits.

Today, Cyndi is older buts looks cherubic, and can still sing just great. She's maturing like-as the saying goes-a fine wine.

Madonna is a desperate asshole who is still trying to "shock" us...or make some kind of statement...or something.

Cyndi wins :)

"I wanna be the one to walk in the sun,"
–Cyndi Lauper

xoxoxo

Talk about the right of return!! This is ridiculous. In fact, it's recockulous.

She is the biggest moron ever, well, except for the part about making a lot of money making pop music and selling sex, but now that she has a fake British accent and reads the Kabbalah everyday...yeah...moron.

Let's just hope she uses the local mass transit.

jew-run-media. i'm jewish, and seeing shit like this disgusts me. i read the kabbalah, granted, its a much more interesting piece of work than the superwoman comics i recently farted on (owned by my niece), but it is no fucking reason in any way/shape/form a reason to move to israel.

It is incredible how Madonna is hotter now that she is in her late 40s than when she was younger. She's probably more synthetic than chicken Mcnuggets, but she's definitely a MILF and I would bone her.

She can rot for all I care.

#49, being a real Israeli jew, i'd suggest you find other israeli friends, or maybe it's you who is the problem, with that kind of attitude

Madonna has a form of ADD. She has to change things constantly. After living in Israel, she'll be ready to convert to Hinduism and move to Bombay. Or maybe she'll go Muslim and join the Iranians in their quest to destroy America. Can't you just picture Madonna up on stage in a leotard and a burqa? Tres novel!

where so I sign up to help her pack...the sooner she goes the better

so where do I sign up to help her pack? The sooner she goes the better!

This is the most out of date blog EVER! I was just pondering the idea of buying a home in Isreal, but I got over it like a month ago. Besides Guy was so not into the idea.

#49 I'm not a God Damn Jew! We just read the same books bitch!

I think this is terrifying - I cant believe such things go on in this day and age!! I suspect something nasty is going on beneath the surface here, and the sooner someone gets to the bottom of it the better.
Needless to say, I am referring to todays episode of "Scooby Doo" which has been thoroughly gripping so far.

Hey #71, are you on drugs? What part of her is attractive? Her arms scare me, her hair looks like shit, and her face gives me the willies. She was attractive when she first invaded our living rooms. She was the sexy Catholic from Michigan who banged Sean Penn and sounded American.

i hope she gets killed by some 12 year old suicide bomber.

see ya!!! lol #33

#35, Madonna isn't Jewish, Kabbala is just an antient mysticism text, and the form that MAdonna practices is an invented religeon. Israel as far as I know doesn't even allow them to open a branch there because they think it is a sham and a rip off.

And number #25, that was pure comic gold.

#29 LOL!!

I can't stand her arms. She's got arms like my 13-year-old son's. She and Mick Jagger should have called it quits at least 10 years ago.

#29 LOL!!

I can't stand her arms. She's got arms like my 13-year-old son's. She and Mick Jagger should have called it quits at least 10 years ago.

The world is coming to an end if maddonna moves to Israel, she already raising the anti-christ..

Lookit those knockers!!! Slap-boxin' time - holy jiggly Moses!!! <-- what Madonna wants us to think.

Good, maybe she can squish the terrorists with her huge quadriceps. Then she'll open a Material Kibbutz with a gift shop where she'll sell her pubic hairs on a petrie dish for 348.00.

She'll reinvent herself as an Israeli, shave her head, call herself an Hassidic, and have a huge seder in their a soccer stadium. Then she'll become a cantor (since she's already taken voice lessons) and hold temple in the Gaza Straight or strip or whatever you call Gaza.

OMG I love Madonna and you guys who are dissing her ought to be ashamed of yourselves! It is a her own perogative, she looks amazing, and she makes great music! She is also a good person, but I don't see how anyone who can say such things could be.

You all are effing d-bags, I thought BSB was awesome. What if Kevin saw all this shit you guys are posting? Don't losers like you ever get off the fucking computer? Everyone has feelings, so go fuck yourselves