Apr 19 2006Lindsay Lohan dresses like a Japanese school girl

that's hot

Crap! missed first!

Talk about someone who loves the cock....

Hahaha..I totally found her myspace account off of the Paris' little brother ones from a previous post..and I totally found it before she made it private...hahaha fuck you Lindsey "I'm better than you cause I do coke" Lohan!!

i still want to punch her...

MeganHarris, you've missed out on a lot of things. Brains, humor, friends, and 'first' are but a few. I guess you're used to it, though.

I don't know about anyone else, but the fact that Lindsay is wearing an animal hat doesn't make it any harder for me to make fun of her. She's still a ginger-y slut.

A crack ho with an expensive bag.

she looks like a grandma who knit herself that hideous hat

WTF is with these rich talentless skanks that have gazillions of dollars and dress like freaking idiots?? do they not have mirrors in their house?? what's really sad is they pay "stylists" tons of money to look like shit. and to think, i do it for free...

She's looks like Heidi Fleiss these days. And that is bad news for Heidi.

She does look like a cat. She is still a pretty attractive cat, but a cat nonetheless.

It's like Harajuku, minus the whimsy.

Yes! I've been itching to chop her head clean off her skeletal shoulders, and now she's provided me with a working (albeit, alarmingly fuzzy) target.

Mamacita, are you 12? Dont avoid the question.

This "MeganHarris"... why does she keep on showing up here?

yea right, she looks more like a kitten on crack

i like that look shes going for... "insert your own opinion here on what look I'm referring to"

The words "big, hairy pussy" spring immediately to mind.

She looks like trash

What's with stars wearing clothes that are 5 sizes too big?

Aww, she looks like a little kitten ! A kilf ! Like a milf but instead of a m there is a k you know, because she can't be a mother, she would sniff her baby. Actually, she did it.

This ugly piece of slime is so over. She makes me want to fucking vomit.

Oh Lindsay I wish I could quit you.

Her eyes look funnny, she looks like she's rollin' which is good she's ready for some cock. She's definetly a double bagger.

@14

I'm not avoiding the question. It's just more fun to say shitty things to you than it is to waste any time answering your inane "questions". What if I told you I was 73? Then how would you feel? You'd feel like a great big asshole for being mean to an old lady. Well, I'm not 73, but you're still a great big asshole.

I think she stole that hat from one of my first graders!

I think I ran out of ideas on this woman in like...2003.
Does she actually have a career ?

What is she thinking? Oh yeah, she is retarded, what is she ever thinking?

mamacita isn't one.

Ella is gorda, fea, y tonta.

Three strikes and you're out.

Why is she always wearing black mumus?

In honor of her Japanese schoolgirl mumu, her Haiku:

crazy skank coke whore
nose and G hole busy all day
please get a stylist

#26: AAAHHHH, the teachers of our little ones hanging out on the Superficial. I love it! I just always imagined my first grade teacher as going home, downing a bottle of Jack Daniels sitting in the closet with a gun in her hands listening to "Wish You Were Here". But you've shown me the light. Kudos!

And I have reason to believe that #13 is an alter-ego-superbeast version of MeganHarris. Ladies & Gentleman... I give you... the itchy and fuzzy.... MEGANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kittens on Crack! http://www.ees.nmt.edu/~dmeier/Honey_Cat_files/image002.jpg

15 - No one knows why MeganHarris keeps coming here. Best guess is that this is the only place that anyone acknowledges her at all. Even if they tell her to die. And that that hate her and want to kick her in the cunt. Negative attention is attention and that bitch is starved.

My bad I meant that they hate her.

eh...it happens

Hohan's skin looks like an unfinished Jackson Pollock canvas, and her face says, "ridden hard and put away wet."

@24

It would take a lot more than "double bagging" to safely tap that. 8 mils of neoprene, an independent air supply, and an antibiotic IV at a minimum.

38
I always thought every Jackson Pollack was unfinished? I actually blew one of his finest into my toilet yesterday after having a nasty case of explosive diahrrea.

Best picture I've seen of her in a long ass time.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

TO:baltogirl on April 19, 2006 08:41 PM

This "MeganHarris"... why does she keep on showing up here?

"She" is a "he", Mateo de Acosta. HE just likes posing as a girl... Its that transgender confusion thing... (click on HIS name, you'll see)

The pattern for that hat is in Stitch & Bitch. You can do a devil or a cat. Someone knitted this way too big but ironically it's the only piece of clothing not sliding off of her.

TO: baltogirl on April 19, 2006 08:41 PM

This "MeganHarris"... why does she keep on showing up here?

Click on "it's" name. You'll see SHE is actually a HE. (Mateo de Acosta)

He's obviously transgendered and very confused...

oops, sorry for the double post.. got an error...

This makes me want to kill cats, kittens, lions, tigers and anything else kitty-like. Ummm, what is the deal with the layered sweater look? Exactly how many is she wearing? I can barely get one under the other because it's a total bitch when your sleeve gets all bunched-up inside the other sleeve. The outermost layer is almost completely falling off. That makes it totally pointless. Plus, that bitch is carrying my Chloe bag.

One thing is for sure, MeganHarris may or may not be a man or a woman and is quite possibly Jessica Simpson. I do not like him/her.

This picture looks like the other from the SNL party. Thanks for dragging ass, Superficial.

Megan, one more thing. I told you the other day that you are not allowed to be number one here anymore. You're only #1 on the list of people we hate. Sorry. Why can't I shoot laser beams out of my eyes when I want to?!

#35 - Starved?! Are you nuts!? Have you seen her? She's a total porker.

Megan, one more thing. I told you the other day that you are not allowed to be number one here anymore. You're only #1 on the list of people we hate. Sorry. Why can't I shoot laser beams out of my eyes when I want to?!

#35 - Starved?! Are you nuts!? Have you seen her? She's a total porker.

Aghh!! She looks RETARDED!!!! maybe its all the coke it finally melted her brain and she needs to keep her head warm so it won't come out of her nose.

And why the ugly sweathers??? does she also collect clothes from the guys who screw her???

Aghh!! She looks RETARDED!!!! maybe its all the coke it finally melted her brain and she needs to keep her head warm so it won't come out of her nose.

And why the ugly sweathers??? does she also collect clothes from the guys who screw her???

Aghh!! She looks RETARDED!!!! maybe its all the coke it finally melted her brain and she needs to keep her head warm so it won't come out of her nose.

And why the ugly sweathers??? does she also collect clothes from the guys who screw her???

Stop insulting Japanese school girls! They wouldn't be caught dead looking this awful.

Aghh!! She looks RETARDED!!!! maybe its all the coke it finally melted her brain and she needs to keep her head warm so it won't come out of her nose.

And why the ugly sweathers??? does she also collect clothes from the guys who screw her???

why can't I post comments on I WATCH STUFF?
Anway, that russian trailer for the OMEN is too funny! Dig the stock footage and SERIOUS editing.

This photo is weak. I guess nothing interesting happend last night.

this is for the Ashanti news bit...for the retard at the superficial, and all the others who agreed with him when he said it could all be prevented by wearing a seatbelt...and since I am pissed and no one will read those comments since they are, essentially, yesterday's news..I'm posting it here.

Hundreds of people die every day due to drunk driving, WHILE wearing seatbelts. I CANNOT believe he said the problem would be solved by wearing a seat-belt....and uh...maybe this person was actually wearing their seatbelt. And haven't you ever heard of how seatbelts actually can slice your upper body off in a crash? Um, so what about the drunk-drivers? Maybe the better solution is don't drive while your smashed. hm..just a thought. seriously. i'm stunned. While we're at it, why not let the drunk drivers of the world go free and encourage them to drink and drive more often. And lets take all the paralyzed, limbless victims of drunk-driving and lock them up for life.

She is so adorable. You can tell she is a class act thru & thru. You all are so JEALOUS, cuz she is beautiful, & she has fame and fortune..& you all have NOTHING!!

Hello Kitty on coke.

#55
we may be jealous of her money but one thing you are wrong with is she is certainly no class act. I'll break it down for you:
coke = not classy

oh here's another one:
no underwear to a kids show=not very classy

justsayno #54...
anybody read that post? I know I fucking didn't. Guess what dipstick? We are actual people behind our fun-filled bitchery. This is fun, but I can also choose to not run over the little old lady, or eat my placenta. To sum up, we are all likely near normal caring people.

Except MeganHarris.

and NewGuy, BigJim, and that annoying twat who's name I can't remember but I really hated.

dude, she didn't beat up A hobo, she beat up MY hobo that stands/sits by the highway every day on my way to work! And apparently stole his sweater and knapsack...seriously. She probably stole his sign too and traded it for a grain of crack. bitch.

And this is one of the funniest threads that I've read in awhile. #23, loove you. #12, phenomenal (sp?) use of the word whimsey. Here, I just sparked one up. Pass it on.

Wow, she really doesn't look impressed. Then again, she is a Disney kid, and they're probably secret slaves anyway.

it was sherryco... i remember now.

I've already seen this picture, she looks like a hobo-kitten and kinda stoned. Someone stole her coke probably!

oh, and I would happily punch any kitten that that had a face like lohan, just for shits and giggles.

oh, and I would happily punch any kitten that that had a face like lohan, just for shits and giggles.

a pox on lohan-like kittens for causing me to double post!!
I am ashamed

My penis is like that cool gun in Predator that Jesse Ventura has.

#55 is Lohan, get a life and a new stylist, you silly twat!

i've got a Jesse Ventura penis for you gogofag. choke on it.

kiss my big balls biatcho.

Bob Barker says, " Have your pets spayed or neutered."
The one thing the world needs is one less gaping maw of a crotch in it, so we're taking her in!

how many sweaters does grandma need to wear?

I wish I looked as good as she does whenever I wear that ensemble.
Luckily I carry a nicer looking purse.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/showbiz/showbiz2.shtml

shitting fuck - I mean, really. I am a knitter, and I know where that pattern comes from (I've actually knit the devil version) and whoever knit that wants their eyeballs put on the ends of knitting needles and roasted over a fire like marshmallows. And all of their fingers breaking.

They've knit it with the wrong gauge wool, the seed stitch band is too wide... /knitting pedant

Ok, so now TS is saying Japanese school girls are ugly. I don't see why we have to bash on them.

Nice hat slut. Nothing says class like drunk coked out pussy wandering the streets in the same black mumu. Thats right 55, class act thru & thru.

#55 sherry-co

Either:

1. You are fat-ass forty year old man completely taking the piss, then sitting back and laughing at the responses to your frighteningly comments; or
2. You are an overgrown groupie sitting at your computer surrounded by your "Total Girl" magazines and posters of cute wittle puppies on your fairy-floss pink bedroom walls; or
3. You are eight years old.

If Option 3 is you - off to bed now, little one. If Option 1 or 2 are you - get fucked.

Shit - I meant "frighteningly puerile comments". Fucking up a good pay-out sucks ass.

Mmmm, needs more "Hello Kitty"...

Does this mean she sells her underpants to horny Japanese business men?

She has all the makings of Generation Y's Demi Moore. The same husky voice, the same craziness in the family.

Before too long, we'll get a quick glimps of "down there" when she does the remake of Blame it on Rio...staring Michael Caine, the old bugger...he's still going after all these years!

Actually, come to think of it, Demi's character wasn't the "down there" girl, it was Michelle Johnson. A cool remake would be Lohan as Johnson's character (I need her to do the "flower" scene for my own pychological reasons), Scarlett Johansson as Moore's character...as for the old guys...hmmm Bruce Willis as Caine's character and maybe...hmmmm....Michael Douglas as the other dude.

If you wanted to go totally nuts you could make it John Travolta and Tom Cruise. Ha!

Holy shit Domino, you are right, I haven't seen such horrible workmanship since the Baltimore macrame incident back in '59. And we All know how THAT turned out.

she looks like a little kitten.

thank god i run kittens through the wood chipper.

**notice** no kittens were harmed while making this post.

Gotdamnit! I come her to read Lohan bashing and get #54. Do you need some attention? Did mummy and daddy leave snockums in the house by herself? Here's to ya:

http://www.getbent.com

@29

Awww, BigJim got his BigAss kicked on the Avril Lavigne thread, so he came over here to make me feel all sad and teary by calling me an ugly fat idiot. Boo hoo hoo. Have you been hanging out with that dumb bitch 'uklady' that thinks that just because my screen name is 'mamacita', you have to speak Spanish? Well, I guess that means that because your screen name is BigJim, I have to speak to you in fatanese, so hear you go. I cheeseburger don't french fries speak lard Spanish. I cheeseburger had french fries to lard look cheeseburger up french fries the lard translation cheeseburger on french fries babelfish, which lard pissed cheeseburger me french fries off lard even cheeseburger more.

You suck.

Mamacita, you killed my fantasy. I was imagining you were a hot latina with lovely lady lumps. Oh, well, back to tits_on_snack. Mmmm...titties...

@88

Fantasy revived!! I'm actually 1/2 Mexican; my dad is Mexican and my mom is white. Therefore, I don't speak Spanish, so all these lamebrains who are trying to be clever are just wasting all of their damn hard work in Spanish 101 by insulting me in that language.

I know you're all jealous that I have a superior sense of style to everybody else in the world. Ears are IN.

Sherryco. - Have I told you to suck a fart out of my ass today? Oh wait, I just did.

Thanks, mamacita. I feel SOOOO much better now.

Jacq-have you checked out sherry-cunt's response to your anti-scientology rant? It's pretty vomit inducing.

Hey mamacita, quiero chicas gordas con tacos y queso en fuego mucho, entonces?
LOLOLOLOLOL!

Usted se fue de una botella de tequilla y de nachos. Su compinche estará en línea ocupado encontrando un traductor para descubrir si estamos hablando de ella.

I saw the girl in the picture last night standing outside Denny's asking people for cigarettes.

Great. I have a winter hat with kitty ears and now I'm going to have to throw it in the trash, and burn every picture of myself wearing it. Oh well. Mine's cooler.

Her head is the size of a beach ball

Mama - Fatanese! I din't know you spoke Fatty! Mayonnaise and buttermilk cream cream MeganHarris, lard tallow licky licky Kelly Clarskson. Hahahaha.

BigJim = Canadienne Bacon

P.S. ugly designer bag

hmmm. ok i hate her. but is it just me or is she wearing a shirt and tights...but no skirt or pants???

@93 - I sure did and I got her back. But I thought I had put it in the baby announcement post, so I typed it again. I hope it really gets her goat.

Did anyone hear? Sherryco is in LA and she has contracted the bubonic plague. She got it from BigJim and NewGuy who had each been living in Oprah's vajay-jay and anus. See, (did anyone see South Park last night? fuck-funny!) after they were shot by the police, they were bitten by mosquitos which then bit Sherry. The good news is that most Scientwatogists have already contracted the disease and will die shortly. Except for Tom Cruise because you cannot get the plague from a man's penis, which is the only thing Tom puts in his body.

OMG, what a HIDEOUS and TACKY bag!!

And the purse is ugly, too

#100 - Pick on LL all you want, but leave the handbag out of it. I love the Paddington bag and I want it so bad it makes me wish that I had money. Too bad I donated my last penny to Scientology and they have left me with *blubber* nothing... *sob*

104 - That's exactly how I feel about the Paddington Bear. I've been scraping and saving but all I can afford is this fucking Teddy Ruxpin. I'm so ashamed.

@94 and 95

You el guyso are mucho el funnyo. I don't have any formal Spanish education, but in my experience, using the word 'el' and adding an 'o' to the end of any English word makes everything Spanish, i.e. el coucho, el shirto.

LOL OMG SOOOOO FUNNY *giggles* ~2KEWL~
~~ta-ta~~

Mamacita, here is the translation of what we said:
CheekyChops: You one went of a bottle of tequilla and nachos. His pal in line will be occupied finding a translator to discover if we are speaking of her.
Oshkosh: Mamacita Hey, I want fat girls with tacos and fire cheese much, then? No way man that shit is played out, but indubitably so.

@107 Yeah, I translated CheekyChops comment on babelfish, but since it translated like this:

You one went of a bottle of tequilla and nachos. His pal in line will be occupied finding a translator to discover if we are speaking of her.

just like you stated above, I couldn't tell if she was being insulting or if she was agreeing with me that BigJim is a BigFuckhead. Ah well, so I gave Cheeky the benefit of the doubt. Yours translated pretty much the way you said it too, except for the smart sounding part at the end. You know, where you use the word "indubitably". I really like that word.

I was trying to trick you into thinking I was smart. Rats! Foiled again!

she likes shite, and the hat is retarded

and what the hell is she wearing? and the bag is horrid

Jacq, check your email, you fat lesbian.

She looks like she gets dressed by spraying glue on her body and rolling around in a pile of dirty clothes.

yeah, little animal ears. that's the solution for all the problems in the world.

Yeah, Jacq, check your email. And if you get one about midget-horse asian grandma porn, don't erase it - forward it to me.

@ 55

She also has coke in her purse, penis in her pussy, puke in her mouth and maybe herpes like Paris Hilton.

I think nobody with a brain would posibly be jealous of sucha disgusting byatch

Mamacita, Don't go by online translators.. they are shit.

Lohan is looking more like a 50 year old cat lady every single day...

Man, I thought I looked like a hobo when I passed out on that bench yesterday, but Lindsay Lohan totally wins.

God protect us from weak willed punks willing to let someone do anything no matter how outrageous as long as they make them slightly hard. Grow up she is a bitch and couldn't care less about anything in the world not starting with the words Lohan. God am I the last fucking rational heterosexual on the fucking planet.

I hate hats...and her...and lots of other things but mostly hats.

My almost two year-old niece has better fashion sense than that!

This picture makes me want to shit in her hat pull her hat down over her ears and eyes and tie the strings really tight.

except japanese girls are cute and this one is a fugly whore

God, you're all just SO witty! You come up with such original insults don't you? Wow. I admire you all so much...

@87 - Dearest mamacita -- you ROCK!! Who knew you were fluent in Lardese?!?!!! I myself am fluent in Whinese...but that's because I had 4 kids.... That made my day!
and what is with that Sherryco?
Sherry? jeez-that is SO 1950's....why don't she just go choke on a bobby sock and stab her eyes out with a skate key as she falls on an uneven slate sidewalk slab?!??

I was going to say something horrible and sarcastic about a nasty old ho wearing a schoolgirl outfit, but then I remembered that she's only 19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's so sad, it speaks for itself.

Like any of you fat fucks would believe it, but the Big refers to muscles.

Although I doubt I'm strong enough to bench press mamacitas fat ass.

eeew Lindsay LowHore looks like an old hag homeless crackwhore who slept whith her makeup on

125 - BigJim we all found your comment both timely and relevant. Please go back to averageIQ.com/forrestgump/forum to win your prize.

I am So sick of Lindsey Lohan it makes me sick... she is becoming more and more annoying and I havent heard her speak more than 10 words.

@125
"Like any of you fat fucks would believe it, but the Big refers to muscles.

Although I doubt I'm strong enough to bench press mamacitas fat ass."

First of all, how can WE be fat fucks? You're the one that drinks maple syrup and beer all the time, you dastardly Canadian. Secondly, about the 'Big' referring to muscles, puhleeeze you fatty. Thirdly, you wish I'd let you bench press me, cause that would mean you'd get to touch my ass, but unfortunately, you're a baby seal clubber and I only let guys who kill grown up animals touch my sweet ass.

She SO was in Confession of a Teen Drama Queen, I cannot believe it...I so thought Hilary Duff did it too. How funny is that?!!

Why is she still in the news?! Her last movie was like two years ago and it tanked.

Now all she needs are skin as white as paper, a sex tape, a history of getting raped, thick legs, being abused by Father/husband, no individuality, ugly socks, bad hair and naiveness and she can successfully become an actual Japanese student. I hope she succeeds.

"this meganharris, why does she keep showing up here?"

"best guess is this is the only place that aknowledges her at all"

gee, i ran into meganharris someplace else yesterday. seems he/she is combing all the 'net gossip sites for fodder for his own stupid site.

http://socialitelife.com/2006/04/18/
the_blow_out_drinking_game.php

and so witty, too. for fuck's sake, meganharris, get a life!
just like a cockroach, every where you turn...

oooh. sherry-co is in LA AND she has bubonic plague??
we are all sooo JEALOUS.

She looks pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

her hands look a lot paler than the rest of her. i always wondered with her how much coverup she must have to put on to cover ALL her freckles.

@122

Dear Princess Di's Ghost,

You are witty too! And original! Keep up the good work.

Now, for real. I am glad you are dead. You deserve it.

@ 54, JustSayNo:

Who the fuck are you kidding? I saw your stupid post on another thread. You have got to be retarded to believe that seatbelts can 'slice off the top of your body in a crash'. Given that cars nowadays all have a shoulder belt that goes diagonal across your body, I doubt it. Let's couple that knowledge with the fact that I have been an insurance appraiser for over nine years as well as having owned a body shop. Let's consider that I have looked at thousands and thousands of cars, motorcycles, pieces of heavy equipment, box trucks, and various other insurable moveables, and you become an idiot. There are instances where people wearing seatbelts have died; the rare instance of a person being trapped in their vehicle by the seatbelt and being unable to escape does happen. But by and large, seatbelts save many, many, many more lives than they take.

Show me ONE instance, unphotoshopped, of a person who was sliced in half while correctly wearing a seat/shoulderbelt because of the seat/shoulderbelt, and not because of the impact, sharp metal, glass, etc., and I will immediately apologize.

Until then, you're an idiot.

Trotter?! RE: 99

WTF? Is Licky Licky fatanese? GRRRR. Do I need to change my name now??!!

Mamacita you insult people with your very, very clever fatanese language for assuming you speak spanish.[Why with the spanish display name then?]
Then you say your Father is Mexican, and your Mother is white - [I didnt realise white alone was an ethnicity, I thought it was a colour.]
I just find it amusing that you havent bothered to remotely learn spanish and need to babel fish people's comments to you, to read them. Neither of my parents are from a spanish speaking country and yet I can speak enough to get by! You clearly have no respect for your heritage and are the result of the poor USA education system!
@88 You wont be fulfilling anyones fantasies! - Jump back to the Avril post, where Mamacita's obesty is revealed!

Wow. I'm so impressed that you speak Spanish. I think I shall kill myself now that I have been completely shown up by you. Yes, my life is completely and utterly lacking because I cannot speak Spanish. Hey genius, I never said that white was an ethnicity, I was just distinguishing my mom from my dad. What should I have said instead? My mom is non-Mexican? OK, then, my dad is Mexican and my mom is non-Mexican. My heritage has nothing to do with the fact that I can't speak Spanish. However, I don't feel the need to explain the details behind that to you for several reasons

1)You don't know me
2)I don't know you
3)Because of 1 and 2, I don't care if you understand me
4)You and I will never meet, so I feel comfortable that you actually know nothing about me
5)I'm a result of the poor USA education system, so I'm too stupid to understand anything that you're saying

LICKY LICKY

I wish you hadn't just zeroed in on that one example, because you missed the point of my comment. Ofcourse you should wear your seatbelt. And infact, it turns out this cousin was indeed wearing a seatbelt, and they were still thrown from the car. My point was not to NOT wear a seatbelt, my point was that the superficial guy reprimanded the person who is now dead for not wearing a seatbelt (even though they were) while not saying anything about the drunk driver's HUGE part in it. My example was just that seatbelts aren't the only answer...that wearing your seat belt and NOT drunk-driving is maybe a better answer. And while I respect your job working with cars, and I believe like you do, that seatbelts save lives, I am a firefighter-paramedic and am the first of two people to arrive at any car accident site in my division's San Diego area. And trust me, please...many dead or maimed bodies had been wearing a seatbelt...
I know this is a fun website, but too many people think drunk driving is fun as well...and everyday I see it's horrible repercussions. sorry to kill the good times, but I wanted to explain my earlier comment.../=
take care

LICKY LICKY

I wish you hadn't just zeroed in on that one example, because you missed the point of my comment. Ofcourse you should wear your seatbelt. And infact, it turns out this cousin was indeed wearing a seatbelt, and they were still thrown from the car. My point was not to NOT wear a seatbelt, my point was that the superficial guy reprimanded the person who is now dead for not wearing a seatbelt (even though they were) while not saying anything about the drunk driver's HUGE part in it. My example was just that seatbelts aren't the only answer...that wearing your seat belt and NOT drunk-driving is maybe a better answer. And while I respect your job working with cars, and I believe like you do, that seatbelts save lives, I am a firefighter-paramedic and am the first of two people to arrive at any car accident site in my division's San Diego area. And trust me, please...many dead or maimed bodies had been wearing a seatbelt...
I know this is a fun website, but too many people think drunk driving is fun as well...and everyday I see it's horrible repercussions. sorry to kill the good times, but I wanted to explain my earlier comment.../=
take care

and earlier this year it happened to a young girl. she was sitting in the back seat and because they were hit so hard, the seatbelt sliced into her intestines. so yes, half of her body was, well, you go it...i've got more stories if you'd like?
a good bedtime whirl, huh?

You know your lifestyle is out of control when the entire cast of SNL and the ghost of John Belushi stage an intervention on your behalf eight-five minutes before airtime. She told Tina Fey to "fuck off you four-eyed geek witch" and snorted Belushi's ghost through a straw and chased Lorne Michaels around the backstage area with a fire extinguisher and pickaxe screaming, "Where's your Messiah, now?". NBC security threw a nylon fishing net over her, shot her in the ass with PCP and dangled her above the studio audience until she stopped drooling excessively and gave her a mocha latte with sprinkles when she promised not to urinate on the studio orchestra and swear excessively in American Sign Languauge or insult fervent Seventh Day Adventists or Coptic Gnostics still hiding from the Pope.

"She could beat up a hobo and steal his shopping cart and everybody would just put their hands together and say, "Aww, she looks like a little kitten."

She must have already beaten that hobo up and stole his clothes.Because that's what she looks like.Oh, how original, too bad the hobo look was invented and perfected by the Olsens.Sorry Lindsay!!!!1

she looks like a loli-pop. tooooo skinny sorry lindsey u need to gain some weight chica