Apr 18 2006Le Chiffre is the new Bond villain

FIRST!!!!

ahh now that i know i'm first... where are his eyebrows?

I watch Stuff reeks! On an unrelated note, Dog the Bounty Hunter rules tonight.

I like to watch stuff too, but usually it's something interesting, no more of this stupid shit!!!!!! Please.............

MeganHarris is staring at you.

Ho-lee shite! That is a scary fuckin' eyeball. I bet it is MeganHarris. If it's glass, I want to pop it out and violate her skull.

Is this the guy from the Back to the Future movies that ended up playing only freaks? Crispin Glover or something?

It's Xenu. He has a message for all of you.

Tom Cruise loves the cock.

I noticed I Watch Stuff removed all comments from the site. I wonder why?

iwatch stuff is like thesuperficial for losers. kim, megan harris and the like.

@3

Mamacita Dog the Bounty hunter is lame he's short and full of shit. The criminals turn themselves in just at the look of the mullet. Dog the Bounty hunter is a snitch.
Not to mention his fat pink pig who wears tank tops and short shorts who thinks she fine. I can't stand that show it's lame like you.

GO LOOK FOR JOB OPENINGS I THINK YOU NEED IT!

I was so totally turned on by that eyeball until I read #5. MeganHarris is fucking up my water slide.

That's my ex husband.

@10

I can't respond to your insults unless you speak proper English. I don't mean good grammar, spelling, or punctuation. Seriously, learn English, then get back to me. What IS your first language anyway??? Just curious.

.....on a good day.

#10 I'll have you know that mullets are always worth watching and turning yourself in for. Keep your ning_ning zipped!

@13 Mama, I believe Ning_Ning's first language is Cuntonese. Its from a far flung shit-in-the-streets province near the MeCunt river. I could be wrong, but I doubt it.

@16

If you want to see just how much Cuntonese that dumb fuck speaks, you should check out his/her post on the Colin Farrell thread. Talk about a thunder cunt.

LoL #5. Maybe the funniest thing I've read on SF all day. And today's been pretty funny.

The whole milky-eyed supervillian thing is so 70's.

I tried to give "I Watch Stuff" a chance, but the last straw was when they turned off comments. Where's the fun?

Comments being removed are all Heifferzz fault. Her mommy & daddy are suing because of her attempted suicide. Blame that bitch.

I also watched Dog the Bounty Hunter last night. Him and his wife are awesome. I wish I had tits like that. Oh, wait, I do. How do I keep forgetting that?

Mamacita, get a job you damn hippie. And I'm not going to tell you to shave those sideburns again.

Wasn't Ning-Ning the name of that panda at the Cincinnati Zoo that they taught to type angrily with its penis? Calm down, Ning-Ning, we need your precious panda semen to keep the population going.

Hey Jacq, doesn't it suck having giant 75 lb breasts? My back is killing me.

@22

Jacq, but my husband likes my sideburns!!!! He says that they remind him of Che Guevara, another Latino hippie (meh, hippie, communist, it's all the same) and my husband thinks Che is super duper hot. Also, I don't want to get a job because then I would have to do stuff and well, according to ning-ning, MAMACITA ARE TIRED.

P.S. Beth's tits are awesome. Every time we watch that show, my husband and I just stare in amazement at the gentle, undulating, ocean-like movements of them bitches.

Iwatchstuff needs some funnier writers.

Oh I missed this one.. oh. ha. ha. Yeah, right, cause I'm a guy, and I'm pretending to be a girl for God knows what reason...

You guys have a lot of time on your hands. And youre not even funny.

VILLAN-- So Mr. Bond, it would seem that you're ALL TIED UP! BAWAHAHAHAHAAHA!

BOND-- Yes, so what's next? A slow moving laser or lumberjack saw moving up from my crotch?

VILLAN-- No, much worse... (Takes out spinal folder) MY HIGHSCHOOL GOTH POETRY!!

BOND-- NOOOOO!!! MY EARS!!! ALRIGHT-ALRIGHT I CRACK!! I'LL KILL THE QUEEN FOR U JUST STOP!!! AAARGGGHHHHH!!!!

^^^^^^^^^^^correction^^^^

takes out SPIRAL folder

"spinal" folder, ahaha gawd I'm an idiot:)

Oshkosh - I totally know what you mean. Good thing I was just blessed with just one tit. Otherwise I'd be hauling around 150 lbs of jugs.

I forgot, you can't get a job here, Mamacita. Good luck with the immigration reform thing and all of the mijos and mijitas running around. It's a hard life for a card-carrying mexican/straight/married lesbian. Married? Wait, you're not Trophywife are you? Jos keeding! I love you!

And that eye is still freaking me out.

Oh my god! Thats mads mikkelsen < He's danish like me, and he is not really that big of a deal, kind of an "average-actor" and boy interrupted, he does look quite like a freak in that picture!
I guess he can look better, depends if you like that kind of "thing"
http://www.moviebox.se/_photos/intervjuer/mikkelsen.jpg

#31 I'm danish to :) And yes, he looks like crap there. He looked way better in King Athur. Mads Mikkelsen the danish actor with the very bad english :D

I really agree with #19 :)

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/moviepics/kingarthur7.jpg