Apr 20 2006Lara Flynn Boyle might have arthritis

First!

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I'd like to smash her box...with a goddamn sledge hammer.

I guess the stories of her recovering from bulimia or anorexia nervosa have not surfaced yet.

Arthritis? I thought she had a boyle.......hehehehehehe.....me so stupid

*YAWN* Who the hell cares about this anorexic has been? This site sucks ass lately...WTF?

I'd hit it..

I'd slap her around with the big 11" i'm packing downstairs. Fuck u Italian Stallion.

Jack Nicholson already hit that so many times that the pussy is disfigured. But I'd still hit that :)

who is this? still LOOKS hot...

Land-Man's talking about that 11" t.v. that's in the downstairs living room. He can't be talking about his penis, because as we all know, he has an Air-Cock.

On the subject of Lara Flynn Boyle and her arthritis, who the fuck cares? My grandma's got arthritis too, and I don't see her getting national attention for it. Geez, couldn't she come up with a better ailment if she needed some publicity?

"she has arthritis and is using homeopathic remedies"

How can gay people cure arthritis?

36????????

riiiightttt......

I think I have arthritis to. Everytime I even think about this chicks bony butt I get stiff....And, for the record...I've fucked mamacita's grandmother and she's no Laura Flynn Boyle. Not even close. Though they both smell like lilac and old socks. Hmmm...

Anyone here live in Houston?

11 - Tom Cruise could cure her, oh no, I let it out that TC is gay!!!! Sorry everyone.

How could she not have arthritis, she has no muscle, tendons or cartilage. How much plastic surgery has she had? She is starting to look older (in plastic surgery) than Joan Collins.

I live in Houston.. :)

Chrystal- I need 4 tickets to the 2:05 Astros/Pirates game Sunday. If you can hook me up, I'll ravage your body in a sexual frenzy that you have never experienced. Unless you're fat. Then I'll just take the tickets.

@13

I'll have you know that my grandmother doesn't smell like lilac and old socks. She smells like cat piss and mothballs.

I think she's mistaking her "arthritis" pain for the pain of her bones piercing her skin. Yeah, that's gotta be it. By the by, the bitch is a has been. Raise your hand if you care....... It'd be more interesting if she said she and Jack had a 3-way with Diane Keeton and she got herpes, and by George, she'd not sure which one she got it from.

LOL...I haven't even been to a game yet, tryin to see who I can sleep with to acquire those tickets. We gotta lotta homeless scalpers down here, I'll see what..err..WHO...I can do for ya papa.. ;)

Mamacita is right, definitely cat piss and mothballs...and she makes me wear a doily on my pecker when I give her her 'medicine'.

Who cares about her or her arthritis or her weird skinny body? I don't.

She's using homeopathic therapy? What do gay psychics know about arthritis that a Doctor doesn't??

Hey, my grandma has arthritis too, but my grandma doesn't look like a taxidermied hairless cat. She looks more like a Playboy playmate. It runs in the family.

Oh damn, I should read the posts first. Somebody else already used that joke. But i did add the "psychics" part. So let's just say that the previous poster and I accentuated each other rather than repeated.

Did they ever catch that gorilla done exscaped from the zoo and punch you in the mouf?

damn, i wish i lived in houston. :-(

Whenever the rep says it's not true, it REALLY is! That's the lesson. She probably got arthritis from being anorexic, it's a proven fact dammit!

I don't think I'm gonna come back to this site because Land-Ham doesn't like me. I'm sure you will all be happy now. I had fun while it lasted. Fuck me? That hurts dude, nice to know ya'll..........

Gee, theres a shock, she didn't eat anything for like 10 years and now her body may have responded by trying to digest her joints.

Lara, that isn't arthritis you feel, it's your bones grinding togethether because theres no padding. Go eat some pudding you skinny bitch.

Cheer up, Mr. Stallion. Have some Grand Mariner. It'll be like spinach to Popeye, I figure, because Popeye was a mariner, wasn't he?
Word on the street is Land-Man is MeganHarris' boyfriend, which means he is the man-boy with cerebral palsy who she keeps in a pen next to her chickens.

No Mr. Stallion! Don't go you're my favorite. Land-Ham's a tool k? OK!?

I don't understand why LFB has had so much plastic surgery...she's only, like, 31 years old.

and on a different note: does anyone know the band "Bloc Party...?"

How about a show of support for Land-Man!!! Holla, whoot whoot.

@34

Jeebus!!!! Nobody likes you, so for a show of support, may I suggest the Cross My Heart 18-hour bra? It's comfy AND beautiful!!

I bet Lara Flynn Boyle also wonders why her throat feels scratchy after she purges.

Arthritis is what she gets for fucking Jack Nicholson. He gave her arthritis of the pussy, a little known elderly transmitted STD. It's side-effects are premature aging and acting like a dumb cunt.

#36:

*chirp* *chirp* *chirp*

(That's crickets you hear, Bitty Schlong)

Please stop picking on Mamacita, if she quits posting here I won't have anybody correcting my spelling. ;)

Oh yeah, I had Lara Flynn Boyle over for dinner...I should have just taken the food off the stove and put it directly into the toilet, would have saved both of us time.

she obviously caught arthritis from Jack Nicholson.

@39

Ain't that the truth? Besides the fact that I, much like OshKosh, also have tits that are super high and firm.

Arthritis wouldn't be a good thing for this woman because I believe it's been confirmed that her body mass is 92% bone.

I'm putting my money on osteoarthritis resulting from extreme anorexia.

BTW, she needs to lay off the face lifts and lip injections. If she pulls her skin up and back anymore, her eyes will be permanently pulled shut. :::: pipe in theme music "I think I'm turning Japanese" ::::

Land-Man, you have no idea what your getting yourself into. If they think you are my boyfriend, they are going to run with it. no matter what.

My friend went to high school with her, at prom she dragged some guy, who was not the guy she went with, into the bathroom, fucked him, then threw up all over herself hahahahahah.

Chrystal- what's up with the tickets? Let me know, OK hotpants?

Land-man, I know you have a beef with a few on here, but please don't let MeganHarris give you advice. You'd be better off asking a quadrapalegic for long-distance running techniques.

MeghanHarris is the funniest person on this site.

I'm not joking. Thank you, MeghanHarris.

Isn't the Cross My Heart bra for fat chicks?

ask Jacq

MeganHarris is already trying to protect her boyfriend, Landclam. Those basement-dwelling tranny's stick together you know. Its from all the body parts they're preserving; they ooze gluey plasma...

@19 I totally agree, she doesn't have arthitis, she has "Ouch my rib broke through my belly button-itis"

of course she has arthritis.. she's nothing but bones

WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But Katie Holmes does ride a kangaroo. It was in fact the kangaroo and not Tom impregnating her. I'm just amusing myself here. Ok I'll shut up now.

@48

"Isn't the Cross My Heart bra for fat chicks?"

I don't know, but I saw a super awesome commercial about it on t.v. and it said "Now with an easy front closure" and at the end, the big bitch wearing it says "I can do ANYTHING in 18 hours". I don't know what the hell that means, but it's gotta be true cause it was on t.v.

If she doesn't already have arthritis, I'd like to hump her until she does.

Ba-ZING!

#49 - I am going to assume from here on out that you and MeganHarris fit together like a juigsaw puzzle of mish-mash of genetalia, boobs and teeth poking through your lips.

55 - I think she meant she can EAT anything in 18 hours.

MeanNate have you seen "Happiness"?
"I'm gonna hump her so hard she'll have come spraying out of her ears!"

I don't even know who she is.

Damn.

@57 - *jigsaw* *genitalia* *LandClam*

I'd get arthritis too after 20 years of bending over a casting couch.

Wasn't there a rumor awhile back that ol' Jack made this has-been bleach her anus? Anything to get away from that face.

Man, Lindsay Lohan and Lara Flynn Boyle can pass for twins these days. Lindsay really needs to lay off that coke or at least have a meal or two between bathroom visits.

"I might as well make up whatever story I want and just throw in a "their rep said it wasn't true" at the end."

Heh! That's 80% of the "news" these days! "Person X Denies Wild Non-Rumour Invented By Storyless 'Journalist' After 7th Double Whisky Shocker!"

I bet she has arthritis of the knees and pelvic joints. It's commonly referred to as "F*cking Your Way to the Top Syndrome".

Banging her must be like sticking your dick into a bag of pretzel rods.

What's with those lips? It's not arthritis, it's silicone poisoning!

I just can't believe that bleaching your anus is actually an on the table option. I mean who other than porn stars that do anal close ups would get that?!

Savannah, time for your double penetration anal close up..thats right and....Whoa! Girl, you needs ta get some bleach up in there FAST!

I just don't see it.

Spindoc, I wouldn't put anything past Crazy Lara. I mean, you have to be pretty fucked in the head to let Jack Nicholson crawl on top of you.

But yeah, apparently "bleaching of the anus" is a legitimate cosmetic procedure.

#68 - Do you think Lara has a cervix or was Jack hitting up against bone marrow?

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