Apr 26 2006Kirsten Dunst bares her bum

this mashmallow needs to be toasted!

The return of Dr. Sunken Tits!

I have herpes....And genital warts...I am also really high right now, and just wanted people to know.

Are you sure it wasn't her face?

grosssss

as long as she ain't got a saggy/baggy wrinkley ass like Hohan!

Decapitation in a public square for being an obscenely rich decadent worthless enemy of the republic should make a comeback.

Ugh, who exactly is it that wants to see this snaggle toothed troll nude? I want to slap that person...

Does Avec Des Hommes mean pebble toothed troll in French ?

Nice one Pearly beat me by a minute

no - I think it means "choke on your cake"

I'd make fun of her, but I'm told I look exactly like her way too often.

Bahahahah Megan admits to being a troll look alike! Do you have the teeth too?

I don't normally condone tan in a can or tanning salons but damn it if this good for nothing piece of shit isn't the whitest bitch on the planet. She's one step away from being albino. and by step I mean sucking dick.

oh, visual!!! now I'm choking on my cake! thanks kind sir!

rumor has it she glows in the dark

I JUST FUCKED A LIBTARDS WIFE. HE WAS TOO BUSY WATCHING BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN ON DVD. THEN I JERKED OFF IN HIS SALAD.

Tanning salon? She wouldn't last two minutes. Maybe she ought to consider stepping outside of her home/limo/studio and checking out the sun. Sheesh!

well if she was so ugly, she wouldn't be cast as marie antionette, now, would she? how bout spiderman?

explain how Kirsten Dunst remeinds you of a "troll"??

And, are YOU prettier than her?

Hell yes!

#17- is libtard a new word for you or something? is this your vocab word of the day?

apparently there's a shortage of cheerleading & spiderman flix in production right now....so pretending to be nude on screen is her feeble attempt at being 'grown-up'--much like britney's being knocked up with irish twins makes her 'grown-up'.....

Bring it on! And by it, I mean a bag in which to vomit.

MeganHarris you troll: She was cast in M.A. because she's as bad an actress as Sofia Coppola is, whose only finest acting hour was playing the baby that gets baptized at the end of The GodFather. Coppola does not have her fathers reputation and Troll Woman is the only bitch she could cast because of their work together on Virgin Suicides. Which reminds me MeganHarris - if you haven't seen it please do, it'll give you some good tips for when you plan on killing yourself next week.

And I am sure you look like a troll but not one that resembles Kirsten Dunst. You're more along the lines of
http://www.dqshrine.com/dq/dq3/troll.jpg

thanks for that biatcho...HE does look like that...

I've seen toothless homeless people more attractive than that fugly cunt

Sofia is an Oscar winner. She could get whoever she wants to play that role. She chose Dunst cause she a good actress, and she's pretty.

Kirsten Dunst is a beautiful girl.

I support Edna for removing fith, like Dunsts ass, from the big screen.

I think they call it a FAG HAG

Biatcho wrote:
"she's as bad an actress as Sofia Coppola is, whose only finest acting hour was playing the baby that gets baptized at the end of The GodFather"

I am so glad someone thinks this chick is as talentless as I do. Ugh... she and her films blow.

@ #3, no response for the Teri Hatcher thread #32? LOL

Sofia Crap-ola only makes films because daddy says she can. American Zoetrope studio is all him.

MY CHURCH CURED TWO MEN OF THE GAY TODAY!!! THEN I JERKED OFF IN A LIBTARDS SALAD!!!!!!!!

19 To answer your question, yes, I am prettier than her. My mommy said that people aren't staring at the warts on my face - they are looking at the beauty inside me.

MeganHarris I'm sure you look like she dresses.

homeless?

Sofia Coppola is also 4'9' and has a nose that is bigger than she is, and I know because I almost ran her over numerous times at work where she just finished cutting this piece of shit movie, a movie that is going to be so "huge" we weren't even allowed to say the name of it in the hallways... we had to call it "M.A." or "I Want Candy". I hope this piece of shit movie bombs because I hate pretentious film people and I hope that bitch reads about this and I get fired. And you're ugly MeganHarris. Stop staring into the mirror that has a picture of Kirsten Dunst taped to where your face would be. You're fat, ugly and you'll never amount to anything in life.

(PS I am sorry for the rant. This has been building up for a year now and I am out of tampons). I hate MeganHarris.

if it makes you dunst haters feel better, marie antionnette was decapitated during the French revolution, so, chances are, dunst will be too. ah, the useless crap you learn when you get a master's of history in french history. sigh....such a nerd i am.

btw...avec des hommes means "with men"

OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!

I'll hold the basket....hell, I'll even weave that basket......

Come to think of it Dunst may have been the perfect choice for Marie Antoinette...they diddn't have dentists back then did they? I think almost everyone had body lice and scabies as well...

and Megan Harris looks just like her!

didn't

Thank god for your masters in history Oompa. Otherwise none of us would have known she lost her head to a guillotine.

All I keep hearing is how ugly she is. she's a troll. But besides saying she has 1 crooked tooth, I don't see any other evidence of Troll-ness.

beautiful blue eyes, fair skin, tall, blonde thin, great knockers, am I missing something here?

MeganHarris, the one thing you're missing is my boot to your vaginal area.

Are you missing something? how could you post that without knowing it's an open invitation to ream you? I think you enjoy these reamings MH.
Megan Harris is missing:
a) a sense of humor/irony/absurdity
b) the good sense not to kiss celeb ass on TS
c) a chomosome that demented her features so she winds up looking like Kirsten Dunst who I am infinitley more pretty than.

Ashlee Simpson looks better than Martha Dumptruck, er Kirsten Dunst. And I think Ashlee looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.

I think she's got a gorgeous face and i don't care about what others think. Anyway... sometimes she could wear a bra.

you can take the girl outta NJ....but you can't take the NJ outta the girl....

#45 Ashlee was adopted....either that or there was one fugly milkman on their route!

It is a blessing to have others posing as me and trying to clean up the internet. Jesus looks down on all of us doing His work and I am sure he is pleased. The infidels who run the website may be able to ban me but my legacy will continue on. Christians have battled for more than 2000 years for righteousness and will we continue the good fight! Keep on my followers, we will stand together and take on this culture of vulgarity and depravity! http://www.bjnewlife.org/english/ebook/ebook_edition.php?bid=65

WWJD? He would LOVE the prostitutes and He wouldn't JUDGE others or iritate the shit out of people - PUT IT TO BED EDNA!

Whatever. Why I try to reason with any of you. You are fixed in your thinking! When you guys grow up to be 18, if you look half as pretty as Kirsten does, you'd be lucky.

Until then, you can have these little debates at recess time.

#50 You have been REPORTED!

I'm with Biatcho all the way on this one!

To #42: "Great knockers"-? WTF?! We don't call her 'Dr. Sunken Tits' for nothing. I'm not sure what Kirsten Dunst you're lookin' at but this is what the rest of us see:

http://www.observationdeck.org/lip_images/kirsten%20dunst%20bikini.JPG

And blonde hair is attractive, if you actually WASH it once in a while!

Just one more thing...I count 2 snaggle teeth.

thanks! you get on that.... and no on is YOUR follower... you better rethink that whole deal.... and where would someone follow your skanky ass? to hell? no thanks

#41---you'd be surprised what common knowledge people don't know...for god's sake, i know college freshmen and sophmores who honestly believe that Chicago is a state and that Napoleon Bonapart started WWII

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

#54 You can be saved! You can confess your sins and take Jesus Christ into your heart! Godbless you!

I'm calling Shenanigans on you Edna.....one can only be saved ONCE - ONE TIME - it's called FORGIVENESS - ever hear of it? Apparently not - we're officially in a FIGHT.....I rebuke your skanky ass - "Get thee behind me Satan"!!!!

MEGAN HARRIS- Don't listen to these bitter jackasses. If they were half decent they wouldn't be ripping on others peoples looks. Enough said.

59 Taking up for MeganHarris will get you nowhere - fast.

if its a movie set in 18th century france, tell me why should she be fake tanning? that period is when people actually thought being PALE was attractive, as hard of a concept as that is nowadays for some people.

pancakes, white batte and cottage cheese all things that remind me of It.

That girl is NOT attractive or talented enough to play this part. WTF was Sofia Coppola thinking.....

What? Edna disappeared? You picked the wrong person to go off on - I'll go toe-to-toe with YOUR assine charade and call you out on your lack of knowledge - You don't fuck with me Edna - not ever ....
Shame on YOU for bringing shame on the name Bambrick. That better be a pseudonym or you should be hiding your fat ass from your ex-husband for disgracing his family name.

Hahahah "I rebuke you!" "You are reported!"
I love this site.

nice how ellaminnowpea's reported for saying Jesus was nice to prostitutes and non judgmental. Anyway, I'm glad good ol' Eddy-nah's back on board. I get a jolt of happy everytime she yells in that special way that only Samuel L. or Donald Trump can.

Agreed with burning jello on the pale thing, but Kirstin's nakedness still scares me. It's more of a "She's about to suck blood" thing than a "holy cow she's white" thing. I swear, that woman's eyes project pure evil.

Yuck, someone get this Morlock a sandwich and a tanning booth.

Edna...your shit is getting old, come up some new stuff or get the fuck off this site and go pray or something. Jeezzzzz.

this chick is a nothin. i also think naomi watts is big ol' nothin. rene zellweger, borderline nothin. jennifer aniston, huge big nothin.

Did anyone else notice how stupidly fake the ships looked firing at each other in the trailer? It looked like a couple models with sparklers on each side. Is this supposed to be a spoof?

#55 Oompaloompa. Where did you get your degree again? I always thought they taught you how to spell Bonaparte when they gave you a masters in French history.

*fires up the Kelso voice*

BURN!

I can't believe this troll is going to portray a Queen. And not any Queen but MA herself... Sofia, what the fuck are you thinking? The less you could do is show us the decapitation scene, but noooooo.... that's not the part you want to focus on, even when hundreds of people would love to see a movie that shows how Kirsten Dunts loses the head! Call me Sofia, together, perhaps we might be able to save this project of you...

She was barely good in Interview With A Vampire when she was 12 or so, I haven't seen her in anything that has convinced me otherwise. She's a very blah actress, Sofia should have gone with Scarlett again...

I think that Kirsten Dunst is very beautiful.

The only problem that I see with this film is that I am not sure whether or not to take it seriously. Have you seen the trailer? It looks like a happy-go-lucky rock video. Interesting, to say the least.

-Neil
Film School Rejects

MeganHarris, if you're half as hot as KD we should get together and I'll make you feel three times as beautiful. I don't know what's wrong with these tards who post here. Maybe they're all just insecure homely chicks.

Dunst is beautiful. Anyone know if she gets nude in this film?

All these people saying she is ugly would nut in their pants just being in the same room Kirsten.

Kirsten Dunst is barely more than a downs syndrome train wreck. Her eyes, her "teeth", her retarded delivery. She should have been euthanized at birth. Better yet, she should be retroactively aborted. Have I mentioned how ugly she is?

MeganHarris wishes "she" could abandon the pre-op transexual body that currently holds "her" in a nether-world of "homosexual" fantasy. If only the blood of the dozens of cub scouts "she" has bathed in would work like "she" saw in Interview With A Vampire.

Sick fag.

I have to admit..this place is really hilarious...Megan Harris,Edna etc.Total craziness-Really funny!
>>Have a good day all<<

#76 GROW UP! (and please shut a f** up)!!!!

Martha Dumptruck. Classic. Although, to be fair Dumptruck is infinately more do-able than Dunst, yet she stilled tried to commit suicide. So, Kirsten Dunst, please commit suicide.

Also, I don't know Megan Harris, I have never met Megan Harris but to Megan Harris; Fuck Up!

The less said about the Dunst creature the better. Sofia Coppola on the other hand, singlehandedly RUINED Godfather 3.

Just watch (if you dare) the scene of her "death," you can actually spot the PRECISE moment when she "acts out" the soul's separation from her character's body.
Best comedic moment in film history, if only the movie were a comedy.

I wouldn't fuck her with Wilmer's dick.

I need to get this off my chest!!

First of all, let me start by saying I've been reading TS almost from the very beginning, mainly because I find it highly amusing due to the writing style of the author(s) as well as it being a (actually) good place to find real celeb gossip.

I also tend to agree ALOT with the author(s) of this site.. probably because I'm about the same age and sex as they are (male, 32).

And sometimes I like to read the comments, there are some of you who make funny, interesting and witty comments... well done!

BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE!!

Why, oh WHY are people like Edna or Megan given access to the interweb??? Let's take the case of Edna (does anyone remember that craaaazy woman from "wife-swap"), Edna can only be one of two things... Either REAL, in which case I just feel sorry for her (but kindof hate her at the same time, just because she makes my life a liiiitle bit worse than it would have been if she was dead) OR she's FAKE.. That means there is some annoying little troll of a person somewhere getting a kick out of annoying other people on the interweb. If this is the case, I beg you to stop... start going to the gym.. eat a bit less (babysteps) and perhaps ONE day you will stop HATING YOURSELF so much!

And about Megan... if you like celebs this much, please go to their fan-sites and talk to other people like yourself. You don't belong here.

what's with the New Order song for the trailer? Fucking incongruous. Sofia, you aren't updating the soundtrack to Virgin Suicides to 1981. It's a goddamn period piece.

Did you ever see the episode of the Twilight Zone where buddy thinks Earth has been wiped out in a nuclear war, but all that's happened is a local meltdown and he has since been sealed in his bunker by well meaning FEMA types? But the world is actually going on as usual? Well here I was thinking Edna Crabapple or whatever thefuck managed **somehow** to shut down Superficial (your Homeland guys are all so perverted and paranoid I wouldn't put it past em), but now it just turns out I suck and have a small penis. How come when I surf on in here at work I manage to see what all you slobs have to say but my pussy PC at home can't break through the barricade? Do I need better than a 486 and a copper wire trailing into a glass of saltwater? You're Canadian BigJim, help me out ovah here!

They can better fade to black when a naked bodypart of her comes in the picture....Better yet, always fade to black when its her!

just another ugly, talentless, tit-sagging celebrity.

I like to make fun of celebrities as much as the next guy but I don't get the KD hate. I've never seen that she's done or said anything THAT goofy or disgusting other than normal dumb crap girls her age do. And while I don't think she's super-hot or beautiful, I actually think she's pretty cute and I think her body is decent too. You can show a bad picture or pictures of almost anybody. And she's not a bad actress either, in fact I thought she was a very good child actress, and she's ok as an adult, not great maybe, but not horrible.

I would far rather bang her than Paris, Nicole, the Olsen twins, Lindsay, Mischa, either of the Simpsons (yes I'd do her before that fake-titted frozen-smile hoebag Jessica), and most other girls we make fun of on here. I just think there are better people to make fun of than her. But carry on, to each his own.

@72 "stick with me, baby....I'm gonna make you a STAR!"

I think shes ugly... really!!!

#88 - WTF? Are Jessica's fun bags not real? There goes her only justification for breathing.

AH! finally, a place i can go where everyone understands my opinion of the Dunst. She is not attractive. I dont hate her, but she is not attractive and i do not understand how anyone could think she is. Sure she is pretty-ish, but everybody would be if they were made up for several hours before going to work. Ive not seen her in that many movies. Are there any that she is good in? (genuine question)
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

'well if she was so ugly, she wouldn't be cast as marie antionette, now, would she?'

Well, Megan Harris, this is how Marie Antoinette looked like:
http://www.tulselupernetwork.com/archetypes/archives/Queen/Marie_Antoinette-thumb.gif

Not exactly Miss World was she. Her beauty is just a myth, as was Cleopatra's.

Edna, I have two questions for you:
(1) Have you read The Da Vinci Code? It's great, you should try it.

(2) Was Jesus, indeed, gay?

@70 and 71

Well, guys, I have a PhD in Physics, which is how I know about Newton's Third Law of Motion. For all of the non-PhD in Physics people, this is the Third Law:

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

My PhD in Physics is how I knew that when oompaloompa made his retarded statement (action), someone would call him on what a dillweed he is (equal and opposite reaction). May I say PhD in Physics one more time? Oh, I just did. Sighhh, what a nerd I am.

P.S. For the sarcastically challenged, I don't really have a PhD in Physics. But I do loooove Fig Newtons. Does that count?

Um, I dont know how some of you peeps think that Kirsten Dunst is gorgeous, she's fucking hideous. A beautiful woman is someone like Charlize Theron. Yuck, just thinking of Kirsten makes me want to vomit up these deviled eggs I just ate...bulp!!

Kirsten's Ass and Edna? It's too early for this shit.

I fucked Edna's ex-husband last night. Poor guy was really pent up.

Phoenix,

Your right and you forgot one, Pocahonas (sp). Do not believe Disney, most historical women were not undiscovered models.

As for Dunst, I would hit that every day and Twice on Sundays, hear me Edna TWICE.

I'd hit it, roll it over and have seconds.

#37

In other words, you're unemployed.

#64 - define 'assine'

Is it me or does this picture look very disturbing? Like she's a 12 year old girl posing for some pedophile and we shouldn't even be looking at it.

#61

I am so sick of you retards who take everything literally! Yes, she needs to be pale for this role, but they shot this film 2 years ago and she still looks like this.
Like a ghost and snaggly. A snaggly ghost. With pubic lice.
Just because you have milky white skin that makes you look like an albino don't defend a snaggletoothed whore.

#81: "Daaad". Ohh, she was BREATHTAKING, in a Seinfeld sort of way.

Mamacita, I totally believe you have a PhD.

@105

I know. I really do.

Kirsten is gorgeous!! and a good actress, she's got a great body unlike those skinny fugly bitches like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Low-Hang, have I told you how much I hate Lindsay Lohan???? well now I have

you know what guys, she is beautiful... in an emaciated crack whore looking way. some guys go for that.

how this hag EVER got Jake Gyllenhal (I think I spelled that wrong) I'll never understand. I'd rather see Jake together with Heath Ledger in real life then see him with her.

And MeganHarris, when you get more annoying then Edna, it's time to get off the internet, and continue watching Bring it On.

I have to bounce for the weekend but I want to leave you all with a fun game you can play:

All I have to say is I was Edna, my husband was Satan and our dog was Jesus, because he
likes to watch & wonder why Daddy is hurting Mommy. Take that Edna! I signed up for hell a looong time ago with a Catholic school education and this pretty much solidifies it. See you in Hell!

Kirsten Dunst was super cute when she was little, in that vampire movie....but it was easy to tell that it wasn't going to last. I don't think she is very pretty at all...but she isn't completely unfortunate either. There are way way worse...I am sure I don't have to name names!

#83 you kill me over here!! Too funny and you are right on with that Edna freak. There's a rock somewhere waiting for her to crawl back under it.....And for all you KD lovers, you must be blind and deaf cuz she's fugly ugly and was marginally cute/talented when she played that little vampire brat. All "growed" up and she needs to join Edna under the rock.

# 49...
INFIDELS?

#102-playahater, damn! i think you just hit that nail right on the head. it's NOT just that she's troll-like. that naked shot just makes me feel dirty. and NOT in a good way.

and megan harris is a guy who thinks he/she looks like KD.
megan harris is a really sick puppy. put her out of our misery.

I am reporting all disgusting posts.

Hey MeganHarris, good news. I just realized I hate someone more than you! No, it's not Edna.
Not biatcho either.
It's Rachel Ray!
When you get your own Food Network show maybe you can move back to the #1 spot.

Personally I find Kirsten Dunst as sexy as a fish...

http://www.lezlife.com

Making out with your sister is wrong?

Does anyone remember Dr Sunken Tits in that Lifetime movie, "Fifteen and Pregnant"? Why, oh why couldn't she have just been another Tori Spelling, "acting" in bad tv movies and then fading into obscurity? And WHY is this chick constantly photographed in an ill fitting bikini with her tits hanging out underneath? If she's at the beach so damn much, you'd think she might get some color on that fishbelly white skin!

Megan Harris-

Why did you say in one post you'd like to make fun of her, and then almost immediately afterwards say that she's so awesome, etc.? If you're a troll, you're a pretty shitty one. Get your damn shit straight, retard.

#115 - Kirsten Dunst is sexy?

Oh, as a fish?

Simpson's quote:

'You said he was dead'

'No, I didn't'

'You said he was sleeping with the fishes!'

Ah, Troy McClure..

I think she was hot it Bring it On and Spidermen. Of course, I would also like to be stranded on a deserted island with her, so I could slow roast pieces of her body, while she is still watching. And eat it. To be closer with her. You know, women like that intimate stuff. Or that's what I kept telling all those nuns in my basement.

@117

i wish she could have been like tori spelling acting in a bad tv movie like "death of a cheerleader", because tori spelling died in that movie. except maybe in KD's movie the actor playing the murderer could have been Paris Hilton, and she could have forgotten to use the fake knife. Then KD would be dead, and Paris Hilton would be in jail, sentenced to be a hairy woman named Big Edna's bitch.

That is a world I would like to live in.

She was hot when she was younger, probably peaked at 15 or so, she has gone down hill quite a bit and has a different kind of look going on now which is still cute, hope the downhill slide doesnt continue, or she could be flat out ugly by 35. Teeth with character are cool as well, theres no personality in perfection.

she looks like a retarded child prostitute.

First off. I'm Megan, a girl.

Secondly, I said I looked like her, so why would I take part in mocking her looks when she looks just like me?

I like her.

Dunst has always sort of rated a good solid "Meh." She has looked pretty good on occasion, but usually - not so much. As far as her acting skills go, she's better than a lot of the bimbos that Hollywood foists upon us, although that really isn't saying much.

Ultimately, she's just not very interesting.

^ too funny!!!! Where's Edna....back under her rock??

ick.

sure KD was ok to play the role of the pubescent tart in Virgin Suicides, fitting, -
and it's charitable of Coppola to want to give her another job after the horrendous chaotic MESS that was ELIZABETHTOWN - but I do not want to see her as Marie Antoinette anymore than I want to see her bare arse (which, by the way is, not at all)

where is the new crop of actresses that don't always have to play seductress roles and then dress like homeless people in their spare time? WE'RE NOT BUYING IT.

She reminds me of Edna - the sexy hussy.

Caption: "Cock tastes good in ANY language!"

PUMPKINHEAD IS BACK!! >

PS ..Where the fuck did her neck go? Her mandible is screwed directly onto her clavicles.

(Psst ..Nudity isn't sexy if you look like a neckless Yeti)

I'd just like to see her breasts. I don't care if she's snaggle-toothed and has a moon face. She looked really sexy in "Eternal Sunshine..." in her underwear. And don't forget the infamous rain scene in Spider-man

Eww.
Kirsten Dunst is fucking ugly.
In fact, she looks like a dead person.
She makes me want to toss the lunch monkey!

Put that ignorant girl in some parenting classes and check her for drug test regulary give her some probation time like they do with the rest of us give her some court time hell.

i bet none of you are as hot as kitsten dunst