Apr 19 2006Kelly Clarkson celebrates Easter in Bahamas

BAHHHH!!! eek...

DANG, WHAT THIGHS, ID LIKE TO SLAP HER ASS AND WATCH IT WIGGLE!

she has a cute personality but looks woah without makeup

OMG I JUST SAW THE REST OF THE PICTURES... *vomits*

And yet... no boobs. Shame of her... :)

She looks like she is far from the United States and having a good time. Nice "curves" fat ass. Someone should have given her an Easter Basket full of anorexia.

Who beat her with the ugly stick?!?!!??

She is one of those people who need alot of make-up to be attractive.

And yet... no boobs. Shame of her... :)

And yet... no boobs. Shame of her... :)

Someone should give her an Easter backet full of anorexia. Nice "curves" fat ass. She looks far away from the US, but at least she LOOKS like she's having fun.

Damn you, double posts.

Buncha broken records up in here.
I feel bad for her. These are horrible pictures.

She looks like a bigger lesbian than Pink, Rosie and Melissa rolled into one. We're trying to tell if there is a tatoo on her hip area. I bet it says "Lucky You"

Spme of you are horribly mean. So what if she's not a twig? She never was. She may be thick, but she ain't fat. She's on vacation and having a good time. Geez.

It's mean to make fun of "little people". YOU try being sexy at 3'8".

Thanks, editors. This picture made me feel really, really good about myself, and I needed that today.

Dammit, Kelly!!!!!!! Quit laughing at me!!!! I can't help it if I'm a fat Mexican lesbian that needs ning-ning to help me get a green card!!!! That Kelly is a mean bitch.

maybe if she didn't have creases andlumps in her backside and obvious horrible stretch marks on her ass, then she'd be fine.

That first picture is the greatest photo ever posted on this or any other website.
Fucking hiliarious.

Is that BigJim?

Now, I'm all for "curves" like Scarlet Johansen curves, Beyonce curves, etc., however, I am not really seeing any here...she's like a big block of skin and appears to have the torso and legs of a midget where the hell is her waist? Doesn't she have money to fix all of that? Or a Mirror??? WTF!

HAH! What do you call a midget with long arms and legs?

Kelly Clarkson.

Who has the link to the other shots? I can't find it.

She's MOWING down hot dogs in a couple shots. I'm sure she must shove them in every orifice to get that fat.

I'll be back in a minute, just have to go wash my face with battery acid.

PapaHotNuts, where are you???? Don't leave us hanging.

Ewwww ... Move on over Kirstie Alley, the next celebrity superstar is about to sign up and become the next Jenny Craig postergirl !! haaa !!! She is look'n bad ...

and who the hell wears little "dangly thingys" from their bikini top? Trying to distract the eyes from the lack of breasticles.

She could kick start a jumbo jet with those thighs! And that's one hell of a face she has on that nose.

In the tradition established by every thread in recent history I'd like to accuse this girl of having breast implants. "But look, they have a slight angle to them in the second picture . . ." or some other ridiculousness. Actually, in the absence of any rack to accuse I'll beat you all to it and suggest that has ass implants.

These pics are out of order

4th photo, shes laughing at the reflection in the water.

1st photo, she realizes it her own

2nd photo, she starts crying

3rd photo, she decides she must drown herself

I spent my Fat line on avril, and my cottage chees reference on Lily. What's left for this? Beached Whale? Hefalump?

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=1100

Here is the hot dog picture. She must give good head with a pie hole that big!

#28 - just call her a MeganHarris

@28 - just try describing your last victim, you know, the fat girl you're soaking in lye in your basement studio apartment... Might actually be funny for once.

I heart jugsgirl

Kelly's lucky someone didn't come along and harpoon her ass.

@28

Or a fat lesbian. Oh wait, you already used that one too. Well............................................I guess you now have no choice but to kill yourself.

to everyone who was dissing the totally hot SJ--this is what a real fat & ugly chick looks like. And people actually listen to this disgusting no-talent.

to everyone who was dissing the totally hot SJ--this is what a real fat & ugly chick looks like. And people actually listen to this disgusting no-talent.

my pitbull just saw her pictures and it ran away scared shitless

I'm sure there's some sort of explanation. There just has to be.

Surely her tits are just hiding somewhere... like maybe beneath the flesh of her huge ass.

Yes, that's it... they've gone south for the winter... oh, wait, it's spring ??

oh, and she has no tits. Wide with no tits, what a dream.

Hurry up throw some water over the blowhole and push it back in the water. It will die on the beach, rescue teams will have to work fast... ba-zing!

Not flattering shots. At least she has a bit of a tan though and isn't all blotchy. She's having fun and not pretending she's a celebrity by wearing shades in the water. What's with everyone being out of town for Easter. Shouldn't she be visiting relatives, hiding easter eggs for little cousins or nieces and nephews?

I've heard of being overweight, but this is ridiculous. What a fat, useless piece of crap. Just go die.

"Because of food, I use astroglide to get my bikini on."

"Because of food, I can't stray to far from McDonalds."

"Because of food, my boyfriend makes me have sex with a bag on."

"Because of foooooood."

"I will alwaysssss.........be.......Meganharris."

She's far from fat, but her boobs are nonexistant and her legs look really short. Yuck.

Wow, I didn't know pears could grow in salt water environments.

i think so looks like a normal girl

It should officially be MeganHairyAss.

#44 LOVE IT. You are PERFECTION!

oh for fuck's sake people...

this is what women look like in bikinis! there's nothing but a tiny bit of lycra covering your ta-tas and your ladybits and the rest of your body is left to its own devices, swinging about the place. i'm a lesbian and although i've seen more flattering pictures of her, i still think she's hot.

you don't like it? you might as well tell gravity to piss off. you whinging bitches calling her fat can the the real ladies to the rest of us :p

It's alot funnier if you sing it like that stupid fucking song of hers......

i think she looks like a normal girl..

this society we live in is freakin stupid...

if they are too skinny they're anorexic.. but if they look normal, then they're fat... no one ever wins

Hey Kate go eat on a donkey dick.....

sorry...

can *leave* the real ladies to the rest of us

lol. it's been a stressful day and i've lost the ability to type.

you can take that as a reitteration. :D

#52

kiss my ass man.

Hey Kate, Stallion doesn't do fat chicks.

lol #45

I wouldn't pork that chick with PapaHotNuts' tallywhacker. I just admire him too much to do that to his man-spear.

ooohhhhh no good without makeup

Not a terrible body, just a sad lack of tits.

She's been looking skinny lately, especially her arms. In these pics, her arms look fat. Are we sure these are recent or really her?

Hey Kate & Suzy... speak for yourselves... Just 'cuz you two are fat chicks, not everyone else is. I personally find it attractive to barf up my food.

Who wears makeup at the beach? (except maybe someone like Melany Griffith) She does look like a normal girl. Isn't the average female like a size 12 these days? Some girls don't have boobs or a waist. Look at Sandra Bullock. We need to see more shots of normal girls in all shapes and sizes, not airbrushed. Everyone is spoiled by these "perfect" images. No one really looks like that.

I've seen better stumps on dead trees.

#42 - You wouldn't have heard of that because people constantly call you fat, by any chance?

She should have been in that Amanda Bynes movie where she's a boy. They could have saved a lot of time in make-up because she wouldn't have needed any. As long as wardrobe dressed her in pants and a shirt, staying away from flannel of course, she would definitely pass for a boy and not a lesbian.

God Spangler... the website is called The Superficial?!?!? We're here to pick on celebs, not worry about teens developing anorexia.

Damn , I wish I looked like Princess Fiona in a bikini.

Well, with thighs that big, she won't have any problems kick starting her vibrator. She looks like a young, more attractive Rosie O'Donnell without the makeup, which adjusted for normal standards is still ick. My johnson just pulled back into my body like a turtle.

Kelly, you're amazing. I can't believe the majority of people are critical of her because she's got some meat on her bones. Look at her stomach. She's not fat at all, she's my ideal of what a healthy girl should look like. What a babe Kelly Clarkson is!

A normal female is a size 12!

That makes me wanna run to the toilet and throw up my lunch.

Why are we discouraging eating disorders? We should encourage little girls to find new eating disorders! After all they are our future. I don't want a fat future!

no matter what that girls got a rump. i would knock it down so fast...

She should have that schnoz removed and have it replaced with a carrot.

why is she famous again?

Ladies: you're delusional if you think Kelly looks even okay. She may resemble the herds of obese American women that make up the majority of y'all, but that doesn't mean she looks GOOD. There's a reason women strive for anorexia: skinny chicks create erections.

Fuck her body. She;s ugly because her face is more repulsive than the innards of my intestine. Maybe.

Casper, the friendly ghost,
The friendliest ghost you know.
Though grown-ups might
Look at him with fright,
The children all love him so.

right on to #62, i'm with you.

the thing is, i've met her in person and she is really cute - with or without makeup. she has charisma. is she SKINNY? no. but she's also short, and in person, her body looks totally proportional.

the problem is that the stick figures we're accustomed to seeing in photos makes normal people look big by comparison.

Is she Canadien?

@77

No, but I'm pretty sure #73 is.

what a surprise, the superficial fans(faggots), have a problem with the way a cute chick looks. If she's skinny, then she's on coke, if she's regular size than she's fat. Bunch of shit-dicks, meet some real woman and get laid.

Hey! If you think she's not fat, shut the fuck up. Fucking fat women should all die. Go eat some more fat you fat women bitches.

@77 I don't care if she's American, let's deport her to Canadia and how BigJim marries her. Oh, sorry, BigJim is gay. I guess it would work perfectly then.

Hey! If you think she's not fat, shut the fuck up. Fucking fat women should all die. Go eat some more fat you fat women bitches.

#67 lurkerx, bet that wasn't a long trip for your johnson, was it?

How is she fat? I think she has a cute shape... just because she dosen't look like a twelve year old boy with no boobs and a ruler-figure dosen't make her fat... makes her pretty, I think.

Snort @ #15

^ word

Girl needs to lift weights. Her only problem is her lack of tone--it is NOT NORMAL for 24-year-olds to have that much cellulite. Start squattin' with some barbells.

"skinny chicks create erections"
Like Zelda from Pet Sematary. She was hot. Totally gave me a chub.

God I hate fat women, most useless creatures on earth.

#88-LMAO!!!

God I hate fat women, most useless creatures on earth. Stop eating and you won't be so fat like this piece of shit obese bitch.

you can go to the beach and see lots of real women who look way better than her. In fact I just saw one posted here the other day--her name is Scarlett Johansson. People were actually calling her fat--until they saw this atrocity.

real women don't look like logs with a bikini wrapped around them. They've got some curves to them, like SC, without needing plastic surgery.

She could stand to lose a little but she's not obese or anything
I'm not a fan of her bikini though

that's cuz you're obese you stupid fat-ass steph.

Kelly Clarkson, your American Waddle

Wow, her lower half totally looks like mine from behind...

...screw all of you!

*cries*

Kelly Clarkson, your American Waddle

Wow, her lower half totally looks like mine from behind...

...screw all of you!

*cries*

Land-Man, it's ok. I know you just have a lot of repressed angst, what with having an Air-Cock and everything.

54 posts later... I'm still laughing at post 44... totally wasn't expecting that ending...

#77 - Italian Stallion it's not "Canadien" it's Canadian.

#81 - It's not "Canadia" it's Canada.

And - no she's not Canadian. Just think for a second - she was an "American Idol". American Idol's are........ American. And, for your information America is a fatter country than Canada. And I agree with many of the posts - her body is not hot - but she is also not fat - just not very shapely.

For everyone having a titty attack:

1. Calm the fuck down.

2. Sorry but the bitch is BUSTED from the waist down, and from the neck up. She is so unproportioned and it just looks bad. Deal with it.

#77 - Italian Stallion it's not "Canadien" it's Canadian.

#81 - It's not "Canadia" it's Canada.

And - no she's not Canadian. Just think for a second - she was an "American Idol". American Idol's are........ American. And, for your information America is a fatter country than Canada. And I agree with many of the posts - her body is not hot - but she is also not fat - just not very shapely.

For everyone having a titty attack:

1. Calm the fuck down.

2. Sorry but the bitch is BUSTED from the waist down, and from the neck up. She is so unproportioned and it just looks bad. Deal with it.

P.S. when did it become cool to settle for "normal" or "average"

Everytime ASHLEE #103 passes a mirror, she must repeat her OCD mantra 90 times before she can step away. "I am not hot. I am not fat. I am shapely. I am not hot. I am not fat. I am shapely"

#105 the same time it became okay for kids to play in sporting events with no winner or loser, "everyone wins just for trying" I hate soccer moms...

Boo Superficial. Lets see some pictures of the male stars that are less than perfect so we can make fun of them. Bring back Jude so we can make fun of his lack of manhood. Come on. I am bored with this "She's FAT" "She's too skinny" stuff. No one is perfect so let the ladies rest and bring on the beer guts and balding men!! Shake it up!

Boo Superficial. Lets see some pictures of the male stars that are less than perfect so we can make fun of them. Bring back Jude so we can make fun of his lack of manhood. Come on. I am bored with this "She's FAT" "She's too skinny" stuff. No one is perfect so let the ladies rest and bring on the beer guts and balding men!! Shake it up!

Land-Man, I'd simply adore a picture of you. I bet you're a big ol' fat heart attack waiting to happen. Oh, and I hope it does - we don't need people like you on this earth.

Screw ALL OF YOU who think Kelly is anything but normal. I'm defending her and I don't even like the girl.

i bet Land-man and Fisher55 are the type of guys who can't get any woman, fat or thin, so they reduces themselves to jacking off to maxim in an attempt to fill their lonely, sexless lives. that would explain their fascination with anorexic chicks--that's all you see in maxim. oh, and you both probably weigh 300 lbs. each. just a guess.

'"Because of food, I use astroglide to get my bikini on."

"Because of food, I can't stray to far from McDonalds."

"Because of food, my boyfriend makes me have sex with a bag on."

"Because of foooooood."

"I will alwaysssss.........be.......Meganharris."'

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! man, i can't stop going back to that... classic, stallion...

I'm a big stud actually. Why don't you fatties eat a grenade and take out as many fatties as you can. We don't need fatties on this earth.

Land man love the big veiny cock

air-cock.

priceless.

anyway...

#111: honey, i don't do women, but if i did, it certainly wouldn't be with that fucking slob. now go pretend you're not fat and shut the fuck up : )

When are women gonna learn? Ladies, it's NEVER okay to eat, unless A) you throw it up B) it is a 9 oz carb-free fruit smoothie (just to keep you from dying) or C)it is a cock. Those are the rules. Obey them if you want to live with the rest of us.

I dont think she looks horrible, but she sure looks different compared to her latest video

No, no, no: it's perfectly okay for women to eat, but just not if they want to feel sexy or desirable.

Oh my christ Ashlee. Not only do you have one of my least favorite names for dumb chicks but you really are fucking dumb to boot.
Oh boot.. that reminds me... I need to lace up my Doc Martens (cause I'm a raging lezbot according to heiferrzz) and kick your ass with them for your retarded-ass comments. Shut fuck up!

And I don't know what this Land-Man is but he is not funny, makes an asshole out of himself on purpose to get attention & should be ignored so hopefully fuckboy will go away. I really can't stand that little hoser.

If you're not sexy or desireable should you be allowed to live among those who are? I think not. Let's put them in some kind of lead canister and drop them into the ocean, and for fun we'll give them 2 1/2 hours of oxygen and 300 breakfast burritos. That's what you get for not playing by the rules.

Perfect...while I'm doing Avril I'll visualize this in my mind so I can last longer!!

#102 - Of course it's Canadia, where were you during geology? No one's saying she's Canadien, we just want her to go there.
You might be able to clear this up for me:
Is a Canadian indian the same thing as an eskimo?

#81 - BigJim is the name of his boyfriend. "BigJim"s name is actually Micropenis.

#88 - A skinny girl makes an erection and a fat girl gives you a chubby, makes semen - oops, sense - to me.

And finally, LandMan. You sonofa bee-yoch. We all know that you are a mysoginist. We all know that we don't like you. We all know that you have a webbed miropenis and couldn't get an ant bicycle around a dime. But do you seriously hate women so much that you had to invent control-top pantyhose, you sick bastard? The next time that you come out from between my kitchen cabinets and the wall, I'm gonna squash you flatter than MeganHarris' ass.

#102 - Of course it's Canadia, where were you during geology? No one's saying she's Canadien, we just want her to go there.
You might be able to clear this up for me:
Is a Canadian indian the same thing as an eskimo?

#81 - BigJim is the name of his boyfriend. "BigJim"s name is actually Micropenis.

#88 - A skinny girl makes an erection and a fat girl gives you a chubby, makes semen - oops, sense - to me.

And finally, LandMan. You sonofa bee-yoch. We all know that you are a mysoginist. We all know that we don't like you. We all know that you have a webbed miropenis and couldn't get an ant bicycle around a dime. But do you seriously hate women so much that you had to invent control-top pantyhose, you sick bastard? The next time that you come out from between my kitchen cabinets and the wall, I'm gonna squash you flatter than MeganHarris' ass.

Amen, biatcho (#120). Thanks for the reminder.

I'm 6"4 and look like a male model, and I got a big unit, so fuck u. Everuybody loves me biotch, just not u, so fuck u too.

I'm 6"4 and look like a male model, and I got a big unit, so fuck u. Everuybody loves me biotch, just not u, so fuck u too.

I'm 6"4 and look like a male model, and I got a big unit, so fuck u. Everuybody loves me biotch, just not u, so fuck u too.

I'm 6"4 and look like a male model, and I got a big unit, so fuck u. Everuybody loves me biotch, just not u, so fuck u too.

I'm 6"4 and look like a male model, and I got a big unit, so fuck u. Everuybody loves me biotch, just not u, so fuck u too.

I'm 6"4 and look like a male model, and I got a big unit, so fuck u. Everuybody loves me biotch, just not u, so fuck u too.

I'm 6"4 and look like a male model, and I got a big unit, so fuck u. Everuybody loves me biotch, just not u, so fuck u too.

Dammit Jacq-

Don't let Land-Man get to you, shes been trying to get someone riled up for a few days now. You are better than her, shes not smart enough to invent controltop pantyhose anyway.

i wish land-man would commit suicide. hang yourself with tom cruises cock. cause you love the big fat cock. LMLTC

I love your stutter.

Fag.

"I'm 6"4 and look like a male model, and I got a big unit, so fuck u. Everuybody loves me biotch, just not u, so fuck u too."

If you keep chanting it, maybe your wish will come true.

fucking server

Wow, her ass to tits ration is really screwed.

Ratio... RATIO... sorry

Land-Man, I think your mommy is calling you in for dinner.

Land-Man, I think your mommy is calling you in for dinner.

Land-Man, I think your mommy is calling you in for dinner.

AAAAAHHHHHHKELLYCLARKSON!!!!
I can't believe no one said it yet.
I am so awesome.

This shit is hilarious. I love it when posters bash each other not knowing WTF anybody looks like.

And I agree with #2. Fat chicks rule!

it's pathetic how 98% of you pieces of shit are 3x more ugly than she is, and yet you're STILL talking shit.

kelly OBVIOUSLY dosen't have a gut OR lovehandles or whatever else you pro-anorexia morons think you see. yeah, she looks pretty horrid without makeup and she dosen't have any tits but i don't see any of YOU on the cover of Vogue or making millions doing what she does - looking pretty & singing. why don't you ugly fucks go eat an entire pizza then barf it up? you don't have to be a sexy bitch to go out in public. but you kids obviously think you do cause you're ALL INSIDE. kill yourselves. please.

and i'm sure some of you junkies on here who are constantly refreshing this website to see who else writes will spew "oh, well, you're fat too", i really don't give a damn cause i'm not and i don't care if you think i am. just know you'll be looking like a moron..deal.

ahh #44 Stallion - thats the best laugh I've had in like, a billion years. I Heart You.

Since she's "famous" and will probably have tons of money, why doesn't she get some liposuction? That way they can use the fat they suck out of her ass to create some boobs for her... and build a couple of fat kids while they're at it.

um like, Hi. (giggles). My Name is, uh-huh (giggles) Jenah, with, like an H cause I like to be different. I think that too many, like, girlz act too much alike so, like, I thought I would put the H in my name, you know?
Umm, I like baby seals & oil stickers cause, like, when you touch them they chnage colors & stuff. And my favorite color is 9.

#44 Stallion - best laugh I've had in like, a billion years. I Heart You!

Seriously tho, since she's famous and will probably have a ton of money, she should get some liposuction. That way they can use the fat they suck out of her ass and thighs to create her some boobs... and a couple of fat kids while they're at it...

HEY!!! jennah. stop using kill yourself. thats mine!!!!!
you suck

i actually dont think she looks bad, however. this is the superficial. its obvious you are devoid of a sense of humour and lack the ability to pick up on sarcasm. and your stupid.

HEY!!! jennah. stop using kill yourself. thats mine!!!!!
you suck

i actually dont think she looks bad, however. this is the superficial. its obvious you are devoid of a sense of humour and lack the ability to pick up on sarcasm. and your stupid.

#44 Stallion - best laugh I've had in like, a billion years. I Heart You!

Seriously tho, since she's famous and will probably have a ton of money, she should get some liposuction. That way they can use the fat they suck out of her ass and thighs to create her some boobs... and a couple of fat kids while they're at it...

goddamn double posts...

"just know you'll be looking like a moron..deal."

Powerful words, Jennah, powerful.

Do you think unicorns are pretty?

i heard jennah's superfat

Sure, she may be a "normal" American. Having a small schlong is also considered "normal" and I don't wanna look at that either.

Sometimes, where the public is concerned, you just gotta draw a line in the sand...
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/47000/47118UBda_w.jpg

"just know you'll be looking like a moron..deal."

Powerful words, Jennah, however I like looking like moron.. so THERE!

Do you like unicorns?

i heard jennah's super-fat

Jennah's so fat i had to post twice

I have a perfect solution for Kelly, lots and lots of seks with me. I think she looks decent, and with all that seks would look even better.

And Land-Man=Tom Cruise, who we all know loves the cock.

you know, its times like this i wish i was a dude with a huge mule so i can whip it out and slap the hell out of people like jenah.

jenah, what color ugg boots do you have?
i'm sure they match the color of your fake juicy sweat suit youre lame.

Word on the street is Jennah is actually Kelly Clarkson and she's eating a bearclaw right now with both hands. And she's dipping it in ranch dressing because she thinks it lubricates her vocal chords.

ASHLEE, I would offer you the dick, because we all know how long it's been, but then I thought about how FAT CANADIEN BITCHES love Italian Sausage and I changed my mind. So instead I give you a big FUCK CANADA!!!!!!!!

Damm, somebody is on the rag!!!!

Don't knock fat chicks, they are usually so desperate for affection that they will don ANYTHING in bed.

And when I say "anything" I mean a-ny-th-in-g.

Sob! SOB! Look at me, I'm a moron!

Jennah is so fat she puts a heat lamp on her twat and deep fries whole chickens in there. Yummy.

I hate being so moronic.

Kelly Clarkson has creamy thighs.

Keeping it relevant in '06,
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

and by "don" I mean "do." Although, because they will do pretty much anything, they will similarly don anything you wish as well.
I

Better Pics of Kelly Gorging herself on hotdogs, thanks be to Jugsgirl...

wanna see fattie on beach
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/04/kelly-clarkson-is-wet.html

Notice the double mayo, double ketchup and large fries she's mowing down.

To me, she looks like a perfectly normal person. I seriously thought all the young white Hollywood chicks were stick figures (i.e. Paris, Lindsay). Kelly hasn't succumed to the pressure yet. Good for her.

I hope Kelly Clarkson crams down a hundred hot dogs a day and enjoys it!

Who cares if she doesn't look like a silicon freak or an anorexic in her bikini? She'll be laughing all the way to the bank.

What the hell is up with that interweb post bullshit? That's lame. Plus, they suddenly switched all the pictures to the left side like that would make it so much more awesome. You know the Superfish has something shitty on board when they turn comments off.

don't understand why you're getting your manties in a bunch over the "proportion" thing. fat is fat, no matter where it's located. just because it's stretching out your chest skin doesn't make it better.

#44 - That was friggin sweet. I still hate you though.

#143 - Awesome!

Hey Kelly, the forest called--they want their tree trunks back. heh heh heh

Yeah, what's with that shit about no comments on the SF? Is Donald Rumsfeld involved?

@175

No, but J. Edgar Hoover is.

@171 - which Bank? The Sperm Bank? Cause that's where she'll have to get all her jizz from now on. Unless of course, she goes to Canadia, they totally love the heiffers there. And Cock. They love cock.

So....

TS is officially biting off of idontlikeyouinthatway.com

See the post above this one (I mean on the main site, I don't mean the comment above this one)

TS used to be about something other than the fat ugly losers on its' forums.

Now I'm afraid all the posts are saturated with "regulars" fighting with each other, stupid fads, whores and fags trying to be funny and failing miserably (almost as bad as the writers)

TS posts suck more and more ass everyday. The writing is pathetic and the writers are so idiotic that they have no idea that they contradict themselves at least once a day (eg - Avril Lavigne is a FAT COW....12 hours later Avril Lavigne is so hot MY COCK IS SO HARD)

And now finally, the true jumping of the shark...this site is undeniably biting from IDLYITW

CancerNipples Loves The Cock

she looks healthy.

she's cute, normal and talented, how the hell is she famous?

she looks like she's having fun, let her be

@178 Jugsgirl posted that link yesterday on the Scarlett Jofatson string.

You're right about one thing, its gotten superficial here... relax, eat a placenta.

#172 - I agree. I see a bad moon a risin'. I see trouble on the way.

I saw a hot dog eating contest when I was in Vegas and, swear to god, I never want to eat a hot dog again. Yet somehow, I threw up hot dogs when I saw that first picture. Go figure.

Wide Thighs and No Boobs= Pears... I'm not too fond of pears and neither should KC

this is for the Ashanti news bit...for the retard at the superficial, and all the others who agreed with him when he said it could all be prevented by wearing a seatbelt...and since I am pissed and no one will read those comments since they are, essentially, yesterday's news..I'm posting it here.

Hundreds of people die every day due to drunk driving, WHILE wearing seatbelts. I CANNOT believe he said the problem would be solved by wearing a seat-belt, what a stupid fuck...and uh...maybe this person was actually wearing their seatbelt. And haven't you ever heard of how seatbelts actually can slice your upper body off in a crash? Um, so what about the drunk-drivers? Maybe the better solution is don't drive while your smashed. hm..just a thought. seriously. i'm stunned. While we're at it, why not let the drunk drivers of the world go free and encourage them to drink and drive more often. And lets take all the paralyzed, limbless victims of drunk-driving and lock them up for life.

this is for the Ashanti news bit...for the retard at the superficial, and all the others who agreed with him when he said it could all be prevented by wearing a seatbelt...and since I am pissed and no one will read those comments since they are, essentially, yesterday's news..I'm posting it here.

Hundreds of people die every day due to drunk driving, WHILE wearing seatbelts. I CANNOT believe he said the problem would be solved by wearing a seat-belt, what a stupid fuck...and uh...maybe this person was actually wearing their seatbelt. And haven't you ever heard of how seatbelts actually can slice your upper body off in a crash? Um, so what about the drunk-drivers? Maybe the better solution is don't drive while your smashed. hm..just a thought. seriously. i'm stunned. While we're at it, why not let the drunk drivers of the world go free and encourage them to drink and drive more often. And lets take all the paralyzed, limbless victims of drunk-driving and lock them up for life.

Wide Thighs and No Boobs= Pears... I'm not too fond of pears and neither should KC

That girl looks like skata. I've always said it. Christ, she COULD have a nice ass. Go to the gym you lazy slag! Not one bit of muscle tone on that pudding body. Jeez, ya win one competition and good health and exercise go down the crapper.

OH MY GOD you people are pathetic!!! She isnt even a tiny bit fat, which is quite an achievement seeing as she comes from the USA with its supersize meals and supersize people!

I always wonder what type of person would look at the pictures above and think up unwitty and undeserved fat jokes? Probably some pathetic 26 year old virgin who sits at his computer all day stuffing his face with Big Macs to compensate for the fact he cant even see his penis, let alone get a girl to touch that ugly stump!

Fucking grow up! Is it any wonder girls like Lindsay Lohan are destroying themselves when you make comments like that about a girl who is obviously a nice, comfortable size and is happy with her body.

These really are unfortunate pictures of her. Thank God I'm not a fan of hers or ever went to one of her concerts and totally rocked out to "Since U Been Gone" with 11 year old girls wearing home-made Kelly Clarkson t-shirts. That NEVER happened--I swear!

wow since when are kelly clarkson and britney spears twins?

WOW bigfatmomma, that comment must have taken you at least 10 seconds to come up with, and yet its so original. How on earth did you become so witty?

WOW bigfatmomma, that comment must have taken you at least 10 seconds to come up with, and yet its so original. How on earth did you become so witty?

Man, I feel bad dissing her since I like her and her voice, but she's got to lose weight. I mean, I give her credit for trying to look good and all, but when she wears her gowns to award shows and events, she looks as if she has no neck and has massive shoulders. Sorry Kelly, not only do you need a personal trainer, but you could also afford one.

WOW bigfatmomma, that comment must have taken you at least 10 seconds to come up with, and yet its so original. How on earth did you become so witty?

WOW bigfatmomma, that comment must have taken you at least 10 seconds to come up with, and yet its so original. How on earth did you become so witty?

WOW bigfatmomma, that comment must have taken you at least 10 seconds to come up with, and yet its so original. How on earth did you become so witty?

Oh and I suppose you lot look utterly gorgeous in a bikini eh? My arse. I'd love to see what you all look like. I bet you're all sodding virgins!

I'm not a fan, in fact I've only heard one song...and it was shite...but she's not fucking fat. If you want fat, go and look at a picture of Michelle McManus. Jesus Christ...

Oh and I suppose you lot look utterly gorgeous in a bikini eh? My arse. I'd love to see what you all look like. I bet you're all sodding virgins!

I'm not a fan, in fact I've only heard one song...and it was shite...but she's not fucking fat. If you want fat, go and look at a picture of Michelle McManus. Jesus Christ...

Oh and I suppose you lot look utterly gorgeous in a bikini eh? My arse. I'd love to see what you all look like. I bet you're all sodding virgins!

I'm not a fan, in fact I've only heard one song...and it was shite...but she's not fucking fat. If you want fat, go and look at a picture of Michelle McManus. Jesus Christ...

i hate it when comments are turned off.
oh well.
at least i know that means even the superficial thinks it's stupid.

Oh and I suppose you lot look utterly gorgeous in a bikini eh? My arse. I'd love to see what you all look like. I bet you're all sodding virgins!

I'm not a fan, in fact I've only heard one song...and it was shite...but she's not fucking fat. If you want fat, go and look at a picture of Michelle McManus. Jesus Christ...

Sorry about all those posts but I've been drinking dirt cheap vodka with apple juice from Iceland and Dodi is screaming at me so I can't concentrate. LOL!!!!!!"2!!

Sorry about all those posts but I've been drinking dirt cheap vodka with apple juice from Iceland and Dodi is screaming at me so I can't concentrate. LOL!!!!!!"2!!

she's a singer - does she have to be hot? Like, I love Aretha, but don't you FREAKIN' dare put pics of her on her in a bikini, 'cuz I'll find you and hurt you. Kelly's got a fine voice - a decent marketing team, and some days she looks gorgeous. Other days....eh....not so much. It's nothing a good bob job wouldn't fix - just to make her proportional.

The Superficial really needs to stop letting new stupid-ass people on here. They keep clogging up the server and it fucking annoys me to no end. And I officially blame Princess Dis ghost because she's british & toxic boy because he is quir.

three cheers for LaydeeBug!

lord - that's what i get for typing drunk - boob job.... boob job...... though, if she wants to do a bob job, I wouldn't stand in her way.

Damn, I could iron my shirt on her chest...

This is a bit sexist.
Where's the photos of Ruban at the beach ? Feministas!
And where's Kelly Pickler at the beach ? (Not that I've ever seen the show of course)
And CancerTits - I'd agree with you, but I just dizzed you on some other thread. Good luck with the Chemo. Oh and try ONC on TSX. (stock tip)

welcome home Laydeebug.

Scientology will one day be the Religion of choice for most people who are smart enough to "get" what it stands for. Its all about "EMPOWERMENT"

#188 - Hip-hip-hooray! Where have you been? We're just glad you're back. We heart you.

In totally unrelated news:
Do those commercials with John Basedow's Fitness Made Simple run on anyone else's tv ALL THE FUCKING TIME? I've never wanted to beat up a queer more than him before I met BigJim.

Also, someone told me that I look like Kelly Clarkson before I left the office (Probably because I'm a big lesbian). I was crying so hard on the way home that I tried to wreck my car through the tears. But as it turns out, I didn't even get a scratch on me. However, NewGuy ended up tangled in my axle and I'm majically happy again.

SherryCock - were you that stupid little albino in the back of the class that resembled Carrie, from that movie Carrie, who never spoke and read Little House on the Prairie books?

In all fairness, the ocean is pretty salty...

I mean, I pucker up when I jump in the ocean, too.

213: Is he that guy with the little head, looks like a total wall street suit from the neck up but has ginormous, disgusting muscles? Like his head just doesn't quite belong on the body? If so, yes, he is ALWAYS ON TV, especially when I have dorito crust on my chest at 3am and am too fat & lazy to change the channel (because I'm a dyke). And I hate him as well... but not as much as I hate heiferrz, sherry-co, and oh shit my list is too long I can't even go on because I need to save up my lazy energy for munching carpet.

OKAY - its cute she has a tattoo of a whale on the inside of her ankle - although she doesnt need to worry about bringing out her inner whale - its all there for us to see

oh and #212 - empowerment??? Yeah - EMPOWERMENT TO LOVE THE COCK

ah yes, nothing like calling a perfectly healthy girl obese when we realize that she is a celebrity.

http://www.thevelvethottub.com

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#218 - yeah sure she's healthy

am sure she just has big bones.....big fat bones covered in meat and gravy

From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale...

behind these thunder thighs..

I concur, Kelly Clarkson is an obese heiferzzzz who should be deported to Canada.

I concur, Kelly Clarkson is awesomely talented and beautiful. U R all heiferzzz for criticizing her.

I concur, Kelly Clarkson is an averagely attractive and talented girl. You should all stop trying to give young american heiferzzz eating disorders by calling normal people fat.

Damn multiple personalities

Let's just settle this by saying I think we'd rather see this photo than one of Star Jones in the same bathing suit in the same setting, yes?

I think she's cute. I'd much rather look like her than have Paris Hilton's STD-ridden body.

coming from a girl, thats a pretty average amount of cellulite for that age I would imagine, you probably just think that because you are used to airbrushing. Kelly is average and plain...I wouldn't go so far as saying shes fat, but she is most definately not proportioned well and certainly not what I consider attractive. Bleh.

tom loves the cock-a-doodle-doo

In referance to #29 and the hot dog pictures. And anyone who viewed them..
Did you notice the Bacne on her?

Too all the people who said she wasnt fat.. I see saddlebags,love handles and some cottage cheese thighs. Those added together equal fattness.

my gawd she is ugly. i hope a big wave swallows her up and we never have to see her again!!!

I think I see some bacon coming out from under her bikini. Oh, sorry, its pork rinds.

Check out that rack!!!!

actually, toxic, it took me a good twenty minutes to come up with. genius doesn't come easy around here :p

This is hot. I mean, this is hog.

I hate American Idol. This is more proof of why.

Well, anywho, I still think that the quality of her voice is excellent and velvety, even if people think her ass is fat and her song writers blow.

She's not fat (but she isn't skinny either). She'd look much better in a one-piece or a tankini.

Dayum, I didn't realize how thick this girl was! Atleast she's not like Nicole and Paris, all skinny and disgusting looking. More power to ya girl!!

Dayum, I didn't realize how thick this girl was! Atleast she's not like Nicole and Paris, all skinny and disgusting looking. More power to ya girl!!

What the fuck, where to start, ...

@62, 76

Heifer, you'll get mad fucking cow disease for even looking at that slab of lard.

@145, 189

"... isn't even a tiny bit fat." You are either legally blind, or as big as a house. The bitch is obese, even by American standards.

@190

"... unfortunate pictures of her." The only thing unfortunate about these pictures is that they document yet another supersized manimal with an ass large enough to swallow small children.

@198

"... not fucking fat." At last we are in agreement. Technically, "fucking fat" would be at least 50 pounds lighter for her frame. But then she'd still be "not fucking ugly" ;^)

#216 - Yes, I'm sure we're talking about the same guy 'cause they broke the mold on that one. I despise that theme song. It can get stuck in your head so easy.

I also am annoyed by the James Blount song 'Beautiful' because it was on two radio stations in the car today. That's peripheral when you consider that his voice is so faggy it makes me want to cry. Then I squirt Windex in my ear.
MTV said he was a Captain in the British army or something. Do they allow gays in the military over there, too? Something tells me that this guy snuck in or all Englishmen are gay.

Thank God Janis Joplin wasn't trying to make it nowadays. She'd go into hiding rather than deal with all the talk about her nasty cooter. And you know that cooter was nasty too.

There aren't very many chicks trying to rock nowadays so I'll give Kelly Clarkson the props for trying.

P.S. I'd hit it.

# 243 You're right !

Jimi Hendrix Don't Surf, bros...

( i love it when u go 'street Binkster')

Binky : NP - I'm off to bed .

Although according to this site Clay Aiken know how to ride....ooppps - so much for pathos.

the gas face and bikini are horrid but the body isnt't so bad....i like my bitches w some meat on the bones...

the gas face and bikini are horrid but the body isnt't so bad....i like my bitches w some meat on the bones...

knows* for you anals

i heard she's greek.

Id still hit it....and then right at the peak of my orgasm I would scream "KELLY CLARKSON".

For some reason I thought she was thinner and littler, but I guess not. Her thighs are definitely touching!

#168 She can open her mouth SO wide...wow, hot dogs are GROSS!

i'd show her my penis, but she would probably eat it and gain another 100 lbs.

gogo - notice the extra may bottles on the ground? She likes 'em split, hot and slathered. Oof.

given the option to tap that or not, why wouldn't you? If all else failed, she'd write a pathetic break-up pop song about you - and you'd get to say you banged an Idol

given the option to tap that or not, why wouldn't you? If all else failed, she'd write a pathetic break-up pop song about you - and you'd get to say you banged an Idol

God, she's not that bad! I'm not gonna make speeches about 'How dare you? She's curvy and real and blahdee blah blah' or anything but seriously...Some people are just built chunky. She doesn't have rolls on her tummy, she isn't big all over, so that says to me that she's just naturally a thick person who carries more of her weight on the bottom.

She looks like a drowning pig: the pink skin, the fat thights, the ugly features. Yuk, she shoud go back to the farm!!!

She looks much like me...only better. I even have cellulite on my (triple)chin.

The first picture is hilarious! Kelly has said befoe she is extrememly low maitenance and won't even brush her hair if she doesn't have to.

She looks like a young, wet Mickey Rooney.

she is not fat. she just looks like a normal woman. not an anorexic, surcically enhanced doll. good for her for having the confidence to be herself and not give in to the media pressure to start throwing up her food.

I want to roll her in flour and find the wet spot, and then put a skewer in the wet spot and throw her in some hot peanut oil until her core temperature reaches 350 degrees, let her cool on a rack for at least ten minutes, and enjoy her crispy, tender thighs with some hushpuppies.

YIKES!!! Even I look better in a bikini, and that ain't saying much. She has horrid skin...exfoliate girl! It does wonders.

Since when do singers have to be perfect 10's? Mariah Carey has a horse face and a huge fat ass..who cares? They make money on their voices, not their looks. They arent supermodels, nor have they ever claimed to be. I bet they still get laid more than most of you.

It's not her body that bothers me, it's pretty average. It's her disgusting face, her utterly disgusting face.

Osh - maybe Kelly should do a remake of that cute Mickey Rooney yarn about the retarded guy? Only, she wouldn't have to learn any lines? Kind of like, "durl, carp notty poo poo" and all that?

Or better yet, Kelly can play against Nick Lachey in a redux of "Like Normal People" - damn I love that flick. I'm not sure Nick can beat Shaun Cassidy at playing a lusty retard, but he's got so much practice...

Nick (Roger): Heey Virginia (drool) where yoo bin? Da hot doggie stand?
Kelly (Virginia): No (sob). No mo' babies Roger (sob)

Shit, maybe Tom Cruise is a better choice...

Her puffy red fat face makes me want to coat it in powdered sugar and spank it with a big floppy dildo. It looks like she drinks a lot of Jim Beam - just like Mickey Rooney.
"It's powdered sugar."
"The lice hate the sugar."
"It's delicious."

Damn. SOM again.
Oshkosh, you're firey today.

shes normal.
shes not gorgeous.
if everyone was gorgeous... how would we know who the gorgeous ppl (me) are?

You people are cruel. I bet most of you have something that isn't perfect. Why are most of you so mean??? Do you believe in Karma?
So what if Kelly isn't Ms. Perfect? Some people don't come out well in photos. Besides, I'd rather see a woman with meat on her as opposed to a skeleton. Who says big tits are the norm? It just amazes me how malicious the general public is. How sad. I bet there are a few of you with asses that could be harpooned.

Okay I truly hate her music so okay let the floodgates go eat her alive. She probgably deserves it if not she sure as hell deserves it for that movie she made.

271 - Here's a new one: My Loins Are Burning - MLAB
hey snoopy, obviously you are a gay man or and ugly woman, because only gay ugly homo retard cunts believe in karma. I do what I want when I want and suffer no reprocussions and never will. And I always look good doing it. Also, big tits aren't the norm but they damn well should be, and if you're not Ms. Perfect then pictures of you in a bikini are open house for anyone who wants to hurl insults at you. And you have to sit there and take it because you're a fat lazy slob whose face is all puffy and red from trying to stuff cake in it while crying.
MLAB, but I am often SOM.

hey oshkoshb-goshdammgosh, you sound like a sociopath, sick dumb f--- who was probably dropped on your head as an infant, you retard. I bet you have the makings for a rapist and a murder, freak. And, I will go as far as to guess most woman find you repulsive - that is why you put woman down, like Clarkson. you are a misfit

Biatcho, you can kiss my fucking arse you stupid cunt. I hope you get AIDS. :D lolz <3

I agree with Snoopy. I bet "oshkoshb-goshdammgosh" has acne and spends all his time masturbating over his dad's 40p 1970's wank mags that he found in a cupboard.

You might not think Kelly Clarkson is attractive, but I doubt she'd think you were a looker either love!

snoop, you're absolutely right about everything except I drop babies on THEIR head, not the other way around. And when you say "I will go as far as to guess most woman find you repulsive - that is why you put woman down, like Clarkson. you are a misfit" I will assume English is not your first language so I do apologize, but I do not speak Swahili.
The makings for a rapist and a murder are as follows:
1 part Kelly Clarkson
2 parts Viagra
1 tbsp LSD
1 1/2 cup Crisco
2 lbs Cheetos
1 snub-nosed shotgun, loaded
2 qts gasoline
cumin and salt, to taste

I like it when 12 year old British kids try to pick fights with me. Usually I just tell them there's fish and chips at the bottom of my wood chipper machine, but online, meh - what are you gonna do?

I hate when pussies come on here and don't just spell out the cuss word and instead say some shit like this:

f---
f*ck
f#@k

Hey, dickheads!!! We all know what you mean when you say f---, so do you think that using this [---] instead of this [uck], makes it less offensive (to anyone who would be offended:read-not me) in some way? I'm sure that most of the people in here are grown ups (except SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer) and can handle you saying fuck.

@277

What the hell does lolz mean? That means you're Laughing Out Loudz? What kind of stupid shit is that???? Plus, Ez-EEEEEEE already gave biatcho, me, OshKosh, Jacq, Trotter, Stallion, and Papa the AIDS so don't waste your time wishing it on any of us.

OMG!!!!!!!!!! SOM!!!!!! MLOB!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. OshKosh-dirty hippies believe in karma too.

oSHKOSH, By gosh you're funny! I missed all of you.

So Back to Kelly....If I had a voice like hers I would make sure the outside matched the larynx, y' know? Maybe it's just me but as soon as I become famous, I'm going to quit my job and spend the rest of my life staying fit.

Damn, ride a horse, jump a rope, have sex, firm up fa Christ's sake!

LaydeeBug, were you on a sabbatical? Did you bring us any souvenirs???
I personally want to put a slab of Kelly Clarkson's back fat in a meat grinder and make some extra greasy sausage for the sausage party I'm throwing. Only people who have the AIDS are invited - not to be confused with AIDS. Mmmm.... sausage. SOM MLAB LOL!!!
God, I have too much time on my hands.

yeah, oshkoshb-goshdammgosh, getting even for the cruel trick life has played on you? Redeem yourself... have you thought of organ donation? I bet you would be good at it.

my g/f sent me these pics, i think on purpose knowing i thought KC was kinda of attractive! I am in mourning...i can't believe it....a cracking voice, but surely the only thing left to do is suicide!?!? or allow me to bury her in the sand and stone at least 150lbs off her!?!? any takers!?

I've thought of orgasm donation, does that count?

Wow. Coming late to the party once again -- that's what happens when I am 13 hours ahead of you guys; yes that means it is already tomorrow here, but I get the posts AFTER you do, doesn't that mess with your head? Anyway, I saw that the headline said "Kelly Clarkson Celebrates Easter in her Pajamas." Then I wondered why 286 people were interested in Kelly Clarkson's pajamas. Then I thought, wow, those are some interesting pajamas, but why does she wear them in the water? Won't they shrink? And if they shrink, won't they show her very private parts? Then I realized it really wouldn't matter since her very private parts are so small up top and so large on bottom. Then I realized it said "Bahamas," not "pajamas," and boy did I feel dumb. But I don't want to say I feel dumb, because everybody who says something dumb around here gets totally attacked and accused of being a 12-year-old girl or a lesbian or something like that. And I am not one of those. So then I thought, maybe I won't post anything at all. But then I did anyway.

Hey OSH, what's everyone talking about? I don't get the AIDS reference. Jeez, I've been away too long, you're right. and yes, I've brought you all presents. Did I say presents, I meant presence. MINE! Yarrharrrharr!

LaydeeBug

Sometime a while back, I said something about Ez-EEEEEEEEE having THE AIDS, not to be confused with just AIDS and it's just a joke we have. Oh, and I said it cause Ez-EEEEEEE's funny, not because she sucks. Welcome back, you lazy bitch!!! Where've you been?

@288

Being a fat lesbian is the cool thing these days. Or at least, that's what MeganHarris says and she thinks being a fat lesbian is a bad thing, which automatically makes it instead a good thing because MeganHarris sucks.

What a kiss ass oshkoshb-goshdammgosh is: "LaydeeBug, were you on a sabbatical? Did you bring us any souvenirs???" Just because this moron complimented your stupid comments "Oh Oshkoshb, you are so cute and funny, hehehe." Sounds like you two have an attraction to each other. Great match: a acne scarred, brain damaged dumb f--- (and, I will spell it anyway I want, you know what I am writing, idiot) with an airhead bimbo. I hope the two of you don't decide to reproduce... the world will be a better place without brain damaged trolls running around cursing and ranting about how unfair life has been and how anger they are about not being brought into this world normal.

snoopy, I'm sorry everybody hates you and you have no concept of social interaction. Whe people address eachother directly it's called "talking", okay? And when they are trying to uplift or patronize the person for personal gain, THAT is "ass-kissing". And here in America we conjugate our verbs and brush our teeth with toothpaste, not cat poop. Please write this down in your notes because there will be a test.

Mamacita, I bet you are no mamacita, huh? I think you have a fatter ass than Clarkson that has probably been poked more.

oshkoshb-goshdammgosh, you believe in rigid writing? You must be fresh out of high school, Ms. Prime and Proper. LadeeBug awaits your pimply, maggot infested face.

I think Clarkson would puke at the site of your mug. You are probably 5'9", skinny, pimply with a head of red hair. And, you have a teeny, weeny weenie, don't you, Oshshit?

OK, seriously people, Clarkson isn't ugly or fat. She is just a normal human being and I bet most of the celebs look like her on the beach with no make up and in a bikini. JHo looks worse in a bikini. Kelly is down to earth and is a good person. She even gifted the friend that signed her up for American Idol. You guys who are putting her down are insecure and jealous of her good fortune. Most of you are probably unemployed losers with nothing better to do. I, on the other hand, stayed home sick with nothing to do. That is way I am wasting time on this comment section. But, what got me to initially post a comment, was all the ugliness that was posted about her. Why not go to a serial killer or death row comment web site and bash those freaks. I bet Oshshit will eventually be there one day. He can study in prison... maybe even use his fine writing skills to write a book like Tookie.

@297

Sooo, what is your first language anyway?

Hey, Mamacita cada de huevos de hombre, can you guess?

#297

You keep making negative comments about serial killers. I'll have you know that most of them are highly intelligent, gifted and talented people. Just because they enjoy spending their leisure time doing different things than you doesn't mean they are so deserving of your reproach.

Hey Cada de Huevos de hombre, do you know what a university is? If you can't understand my writing then go to college - better yet, graduate high school first.

Oh, high and mighty doctor. Pardon me. But I think I only mentioned serial killer once. Was Jeffery Dalmer highly intelligent, good doctor? Since you know everything, please, please tell me, was he? Too bad he is not alive so that you could meet him for a snack.

@299

Hmmm, well, I don't really like guessing games. Anyhoo, consider the following

A) Osh is a girl, so all of your previous insults to "him" are wasted

B) Dig your panties (whether you're a guy/girl doesn't matter-you're still wearing panties) out of your ass and relax. Do you think Kelly Clarkson knows or cares what the hell people are saying about her on here?

C) You may want to have a better command of the English language before you try to burn people. "And, I will go as far as to guess most woman find you repulsive - that is why you put woman down, like Clarkson. you are a misfit" just doesn't carry the same sting as it would if you said it correctly.

#302

Jeffery Dahmer worked very hard in a candy factory. And lest we forget, John Wayne Gacy did wonderful work with children.

Oshkoshb-goshdammgosh, you're not really that funny. I mean, you do have potential but you're not quite getting there. More AIDS jokes...maybe a couple of paedohpile ones thrown in as well? Cheers.

There's nothing wrong with being from Britain. It's not the greatest place in the world but hey, at least I'm not black.

Cada de Huevos de Hombre, you need to go to school and learn that writing takes on many forms in literature. Do you read? Writing can be more flexible with expression. Don't be so strict with style. Read more and you will learn that my writing is creative and accurate. Well, Oshshit may be a female, but she or he (whatever) is really in the closet. Maybe you two can hook up. I am sure the acne will make a nice compliment to your huevos de hombre face.

working very hard in a candy store doesn't make someone intelligent, Dr. Fraud.

#307

Neither does taking the bullshit I'm writing here seriously. The obdurate unwillingness to appreciate sarcasm is usually the mark of a limited wit.

#291 thanks mama, you know me -- I'm an old timer, and I do keep up, so I know the score. I'm the one who always comes late to the party, after everyone is drunk and crazy and calling each other names. Just trying to remind everyone not to call me names yet, until I am good and drunk and crazy too. I do know all the passwords.

But isn't it more fun to make fun of celebrities than to make fun of each other, even when they're asking for it? Just wonderin'. Seemed like in the old days things were funnier when they were all about the celebrities in question instead of the idiotic posters who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. I mean, a little reprimand is always in order when needed, but carrying on a feud for 100 posts isn't really fun for anybody except maybe the 2 participants.

P.S. Not drunk yet, no name calling please.

@308

Maybe you could explain this to me, since you appear to be light years ahead of 'snoopy' in the intelligence arena. Why does he keep calling me Cada de Huevos de Hombre,which apparently translates to Each of Eggs of Man? Is he making fun of me for liking breakfast foods?

P.S. No shit about the limited wit business.

hey snoopy, or kim, or whoever you are...i am guessing you are a sophomore in college because they know everything.

fuck yourself, k?

308 - Arshloff, I knew you were being sarcastic. But, come on, lose the high and mighty verbage. You must be an honor student that just received a scholarship. Congrats.

also, mama & EZ, i sure missed this beating kids up at the playground thing. but i bet snoopy gets scared away.

oh, and it's "verbiage" dumbass.

Oops! Need to brush up on my Spanish, so sorry, mamacita... I meant you are have a"Cara de Huevos de Hombre."

boogaloo, fuck u. So I misspelled a work. Big fucking deal. k? Fat bitch.

boogaloo has a chip on her shoulder because she could not afford to go to college. SO sorry uneducated boogaloo bitch.

#310

snoopy is actually a well-known conceptual poet and one of the founders of the "meaning without meaning" school of blank verse. This school emphasized the use of nonsense phrases in numerous languages to challenge readers to rid themselves of pre-conceived notions they had about the written word.

#312

"High and mighty verbage"? It's not my fault if someone has the incidental vocabulary of a ten-year-old. Weren't you just going on about how writing should be "flexible" and not constrained by others' limitations?

mamacita pls tranlate for the others, thanks!

haha Dr. Rokter, you made me laugh. Now, go study.

dr. - it is just that your writing has this fake, pompous feel to it. Like you are trying to impress others and you are straining to replace words with what you think sounds more scholarly.

I can't really get you all who find her fat and disgusting..I assume most of you come from the USA, so hey!! she looks way better than any average American girl i saw while having been in the States! come on ppl why are you all so shocked all of the sudden? 80% of American girls are fatter than she is! includning your girlfriends :P

I agree with 322. Aniella, most of these people are unattractive women that are simply jealous.

Mamacita, is Oshsit a big, broad muscular woman who could easily serve as a cell block prison guard? That is what I invision, just like I invisioned your cara de huevos de hombre.

mamacita are you and cell block lady real lovers?

Shit - I'm so bummed I was "asleep" on pain meds and missed the last couple hours cruelty.

Snoopy - please change your handle back to Kim. Snoopy was a nice part of many of our childhoods and you sully his character, species and gender. You've obviously been cataloging other people's smut for quite some time and finally blossomed into a bunga bangkai.

I shall now call you Bunga. Cunt.

Dr. Rokter gives me goose bumps. Please say you're a woman.

Trotter - and I will call you Culo. It is a lovely Spanish word. I never had the handle of Kim. Do not know were you got that from, CULO. Culo, go back to sleep, or better yet, stick your head in the dirt. See if you sprout a brain.
what is your gender, Culo?

Culo, ask mamacita to translate your new name. You'll love it. Cheers!

Oh, hey guys! Did I miss something?

she looks like shrek in the 1st picture. the second pic is too horrible to comment on

Hey, Culo. Sounds like you are a presciption junkie/addict. Another loser with no job or education on this section. Are you on welfare, too? Taking the working population's hard earned money and sitting on your lazy ass all day popping pills. GO GET A JOB, Culo.

322. "hey!! she looks way better than any average American girl i saw while having been in the States!"

Well, honey that is because you were at FAT CAMP. If you think that Miss Clarkson resembles the average american woman, you are delusional.

And Bunga, so cute you think i am jealous. i think i am going to go make a belvedere martini and go admire my doctoral degree. and hey, good luck at your really awesome commnity college.

Yes, Oshshit, we have your sex change operation scheduled.

Boogaloo, I will name you Culo II. Don't you feel special? I'll bet anything you are a dog and CLarkson would beat you in the looks department any ol'day.

None of this petty bickering is going to change the fact the Kelly Clarkson is an enormously fat beast, nor the fact that Princess Di's Ghost is shit-stained ball of inbred English putty who acquired hersense of humor and moral values from episodes of "Are You Being Served?". Or that snoopy is like one of those monkeys at the zoo that won't stop beating off in front of the kids - just pretend he's not there and move on, he's not hurting anyone but himself.

Culo II, I invision you as a big fat dark skinned dike. Is that correct?

Another little-known fact about English people: They're incredibly bigoted and stuck-up. Oh, wait. Everybody knows that.

Oshshit, you sex change operation is scheduled!! Congratulations. Dr. Ray will be handling the procedure and suggests that your nose be chopped off to serve as your new manhood. Then you will be ready to resume your position as Cell Block H Prison Guard.hahaha

Oshshit, you are a lesbian, aren't you. I can tell. You personality is very masculine. Nothing wrong with being gay. be proud of it. I think the Gay Pride Picnic will be going on soon.

you are definitely lesbian. You wrote: "I want to roll her in flour and find the wet spot..."

you are definitely lesbian. You wrote: "I want to roll her in flour and find the wet spot..."

you are definitely lesbian. You wrote: "I want to roll her in flour and find the wet spot..."

oooooooooooh kelly you so seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeksi

Kelly Clarkson is a disgusting sow who is setting a bad example for young girls who will think it's okay to be fat and ugly and still like yourself.

Dr. Rokter: How unbecoming of you. You sounded so inteligent, but your true self emerges. You sound like a juvenile jealous little bitch. Any misspellings, little lady?

Kelly Clarkson should be rolled onto a barge and shipped to England where they can have a parade on her big fat creamy ass and sing "Chim Chimminy Chim Chim Che-rie". Go sweep a chimney, snoopy, we're tired of your racist Cockney "verbage".

OK, lesbo, what every you say, my dear. how about a date? I'd like to try and convince to to remain heterosexual.

On one condition, you can't be too butchy looking.

Zang!!!! Snoopy's been taking crazy pills. No one's responded to you for at least 8 posts and you're still mouthing off. What a spaz. Oh and my new name apparently translates "Egg face of Man" which makes waaaaay more sense. And Trotter, your new name is.................wait for it.................ass. How fucking anti-climactic is that? It's so funny that snoopy is still attempting to be insulting, while saying things like:

"I meant you are have"

and

"So I misspelled a work"

@318

Ahhhhh, I see. That totally clears it up. So, in a nutshell, you're saying he's a moron?

I can picture oshkoshb-goshdammgosh (oshshit)on a parade float for gay pride day. Coming out. It would be good for you, but give our date a try first. That is if Mamacita won't mind.

mamacita stupida:
I am not here to spell perfectly. I have to type quickly and send. You know what I am writing, so get over it. I will be on this thing for as long as I want. Just consider me the Warden. I will keep people in line. I am protector of women and that includes Clarkson. What if I made your new name Cara de Culo? I think it may fit.

Oshkoshb-goshdammgoshboogoocunt, what the fuck is "Are you being served?"

"Another little-known fact about English people: They're incredibly bigoted and stuck-up."

Who's the bigot now eh?! Haha. You pointless waste of a life. I love the way other people on this site actually know you which means you're probably on it everyday attempting to "insult" people! No doubt typing furiously with one manly hand and fingering your filthy, overgrown minge with the other. God I'd love to see what you look like. Why don't you put a link up so we can all judge for ourselves?

I hope your mum dies. Get raped, you ape-like piss bucket. Mind you, someone like you would probably enjoy it!

Regards,
Diana

tisk, tisk Oshsit. you nasty jackass. Insulting that nice Brit. The British are our allies, dumbfuck. If you don't think so, you need to relocate to Iraq and offer to beheaded.

#262 fucking brilliant!!!!!

Hahaha.

The Iraqis would treat her well. They may mistake her for a cow, which is the sacred animal of the sand nigger.

What a lovely English Rose you are. Here's a picture for you:
http://www.citynoise.org/article/2182
Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go finger my minge.
Most Kindly Well-Wishes to You and Your Kin,
pointless waste of a life

I doubt Oshkoshb-goshdammgoshboogoocunt even has a mother. After giving birth she probably took one look at the wretched, filthy creature she had expelled from her body and scrubbed her vagina with bleech before running away.

Oh dear...it seems you actually think I care about my country. I'm the first to admit that it's a shit hole and I fucking hate the place...so you can't offend me that easily. What a pathetic attempt as well!

Looks like I've hit a nerve. You scummy bitch. Hope you enjoy the fingering, it's probably all you'll ever get.

Oshshit is evil. She is mean spirited and probably looks like that serial killer that was featured in the movie Monster.

This is funny:

"I am protector of women and that includes Clarkson."

then

"tisk, tisk Oshsit. you nasty jackass. Insulting that nice Brit. The British are our allies, dumbfuck. If you don't think so, you need to relocate to Iraq and offer to beheaded."

Great job being "protector of woman", you halfwit.

It was funnier than anything you've written, you boring twat.

the Mexican jumping bean's name is Culo(mamacita stupida). She has no substance. Just a fat, ignorant Mexican Culo.

I'm surrounded by retards, and they're multiplying like rabbits!

haha... Oshshit, you are so funny. What a riot you are. You don't stop. You wrote: "I want to roll her in flour and find the wet spot..." You are sick. You need psychiatric assistance. Weirdo

Is that seriously the best you can do? Hahahaha. I thought you were better than that oshkoshb-goshdammgoshfatarse.

You pathetic wimp. Stand up for yourself properly.

I do not consider Oshsit a true woman. It is just a blob that breaths.

Hey, PrincessDi, I wonder if this occurred to you. See, if you will take note of snoopy's broken English, he's probably either

A) Hispanic

B) Asian

C) some other nationality that doesn't include American or British

which is really funny since you're apparently a racist piece of shit. Hmmm, internet fighting makes for strange bedfellows. I guess logic doesn't enter into your decisions. But what do I know, I'm a boring twat.

Buenos dias, senorita Culita. Si,si, me either Hispanic or Asian like you. Mamacita CULO why do you like to start trouble? I think you need to let Oshshit sit on your face and get rid of your sexual frustration/tension.

You're not even worth bothering with mamacita but since you asked, Snoopy earlier said she imagined you or oshkoshb-goshdammgoshoogabooga (can't remember which, and I'm too lazy to go back) to be a "dark skinned cell block H type".

So not necessarily. Regardless, Snoopy is far funnier than you will ever be.

Oh and why is it okay for all of you to laugh at Canadians, the British and constantly ask "what is ur real language" when someone makes a few mistakes? Hypocrites. At least I admit to being racist.

I used the term "dark skinned" to be polite and not sound racist. I think Oshshit is African American... so is Boogaloo. And mamacita is a Mexican. Why do some minorities have such chips on there shoulders?

I used the term "dark skinned" to be polite and not sound racist. I think Oshshit is African American... so is Boogaloo. And mamacita is a freakin' Mexican.

I think Kelly looks great :) IF she had bigger boobs she'd be my ideal woman :D. Still, big boobs or small ones, i still would do her :) hehe.

This, people, is the reason why comments get turned off...

mamacita... tu etes un puta. How is my Spanish?

You started it, Oshshit. Are you happy now?

It all goes back to you criticizing poor helpless Kelly Clarkson. Shame, shame. You have too much hatred in ya, girl. Calm down, get a life (even you said you don't have a life), get a job... it will help you to feel good about yourself.

I'm ecstatic, thanks for asking!

All I was saying was Kelly Clarkson looks like she's going to come down my chimney with presents and say something jolly and/or merry. What's wrong with being jolly and merry?

Mamacita probably works in a torilla factory... maybe she can help you get a job.

Wow, PrincessDick, I guess you really told me. Last I heard, making fun of a country (especially if you're not doing it in seriousness) doesn't constitute racism, you fuckwad. And snoopy, yes, I'm sure you were attempting to "sound polite" while calling me a criminal. Also, PrincessDick, I would never say "what is ur real language" because I type in actual words, so it would be more like this "Sooo, what is your first language anyway?". Oh, wait a second. That is EXACTLY what I did say. Point being, I didn't ask because I was being racist. I was asking because I think it's ridiculous to try and put someone down in a language that you don't speak very well. For instance, if I tried to call you a piece of shit who has serious anger problems that probably needs psychiatric attention and medication in Spanish, I really wouldn't be able to pull it off. Also, snoopy, I can't really be said to have a "chip on my shoulder". When I called her a racist, it was because she said something about black people and Middle Eastern people, of which I am neither. Stupid.

OshKosh, I completely agree. From now on, let's just talk to each other ABOUT them. That should really piss them off and it'll save us from trying to answer their copious comments that are basically just saying "You're fat. You're a lesbian. You're insane. You're a wimp. etc. etc. etc.".

Damn you, OshKosh, you DID start it. You started it when you said this:

"I bet there are a few of you with asses that could be harpooned."

Oh wait. That was snoopy.

P.S. OshKosh, what's a "torilla"?

Oh oshshit, oh mamacita... kiss kiss. "let's just talk to each other ABOUT them" What a pathetic excuse for a tortilla worker.

Everyone here who doesn't have an Aryan Nation coffee cup in their dishwasher right now raise your hand. This thread has sort of reached its nadir.

Kelly Clarkson is a repugnant piewagon and a kiddie-raper.

you must have an ass that could be harpooned, mamacita culo. Otherwise, you would not have taken offense to that.

I have a job, although I've always wondered how torillas are made, or how the word torilla was made up. Your spelling is awesome! You don't understand me when I crack on you because you're ignorant and barely speak English well enough to ask for directions to get across the street! Your level of name-calling is below most kindergardeners! Even Kelly Clarkson thinks you suck.

OMG you are going to talk about them to each other!!! What are you like 5 years old??? Maybe you could steal their dollies and make them cry too!!!

Snoopy is funny, something which you other frigid bitches can only dream of being. I can imagine your other dreams include...

Not weighting 300lb.

Getting a boy to look at you.

Getting rid of the smell of rancid fish which is secreted by your unused vaginas

weep, weep. You are so abusive to me.
Enough of that, Oshshit. I meant tortilla, ass. so what if I misspelled it. There are more important things in the world than perfect spelling.
Let us see, what does Oshshit do for a living??? CK clerk? no.... CELL BLOCK GUARD! You probably sit in the office down from the cell block, twiddle your thumbs and waste time on the computer and start fights with people on comment boards bc you have no life, freak! Physical description of Oshshit:211 lbs., broad, big chested and spiked short hair, numerous tattooes. AM I right?? :)

honkies, wetbacks, chinks(sp..i'm sure i mispelled it), and niggas...can't we just all get along...gaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! faggots!!!

Absolutely! You guys are hilarious! Well, I gotta go make some torillas, I hope I can get a boy to look at me while I'm at the factory. Hopefully if I do he won't notice the smell of rancid fish.
Have a great day!

mamacita culo, where are you... you little fatso? Your girlfriend has left. Are you headed to the factory too?

OshKosh, you know what's funny? Snoopy said this about you:

"waste time on the computer and start fights with people on comment boards bc you have no life, freak!"

and that's EXACTLY what he/she is doing. Don't you just love irony. Man, that snoopy is stupid. He thinks I took offense to his ass/harpoon remark, when in reality I was just pointing out the fact that he started this little spat. That silly racist!

Anyhoo, kiss kiss, I'm off to dream about not being a frigid bitch, getting a boy to look at me, trying to rid my vagina of its rancid fish smell, and "Not weighting 300lb".

@384
*raises hand*

Sorry, I was drugged out for a while. Did Kim finally come out? Is MeganHarris still here?

Oh, for you idiots who can't spell properly, there are solutions.

The hard one for you is:
www.dictionary.com

The easy one is to put a loaded, sawed off shotgun to your temple...

Trotter

Do you agree with me on the point that there is NOTHING in the world that is more important than perfect spelling? NOTHING. See, snoopy seems to think that there are more important things and I simply must disagree.

Why doesn't it constitute racism? People who say that are fucking arseholes. People can't help where they come from the same way they can't halp the colour of their skin. Why is that any different? Anyway, I only say things like that to piss off self righteous cunts...and hey, it worked.

I can also see that you're desperately trying to copy oshcockohmygosh by attempting to use sarcasm (the lowest form of wit)...but even she outshines you.

trotter -trot on over to your nearest organ donation facility. Donate anything but your brain. You really are addicted to prescription medicine, aren't you?

mamacita puta, your sweetie left already. She was called to restrain an aggressive inmate with her large chest.

Oh God!!! Now I'm a fucking arsehole, a self-righteous cunt, and a person that is desperately using the lowest form of wit. I guess I will go ahead and kill myself because someone that I have never met and will never meet has made a completely inaccurate summary of my character.

who are these strange people, princess di and snoopy? and why are they here?

mamacita puta, your sarcasm is pathetic.
Princess Di is right "I can also see that you're desperately trying to copy oshcockohmygosh by attempting to use sarcasm"
Sorry, mama, you don't cut it. Have you thought of organ donation?

Evangelia - we are bringing order. You asses were out of control and we are here to put you slim balls in your place, got that?

snoopy, you're annoying. go take a nosedive off the top of your doghouse.

princess di at least has interesting things to say; unfortunately, i hate all british people.

lol snoopy. "slim balls". unintentionally funny...but funny nonetheless, i must admit.

snoopy, haven't you already used that organ donation line? Isn't it ironic that you're [attempting] to make fun of me for "trying to copy" OshKosh, when in effect, you're parroting everything PrincessDick says? Seriously, you made the remark that "your sarcasm is pathetic", which is something PrincessDick said first, then you actually QUOTED something she said and used it as YOUR argument. Way to contradict yourself while trying to insult someone.

P.S. Evangelia, I think they're here in an attempt to work through their collective "manic phases" in lieu of taking their lithium.

i don't get the organ donation insult, snoopy. are you advocating that mama and oshkosh donate their eggs and pass along their genes?

I would suggest these clowns donate a heart, both kidneys or a liver... just make sure thatit is a essential organ. They can make extra points if the donate both corneas. But, NOT their brains or eggs.

Evangelia, who dragged you off the street? Get outta here. Slim ball or slime ball... whatever. I am glad you found it funny. Are you another fat girl loser?

well. mamacita culo it has been entertaining. I don't even bother to read your comments anymore. They are stupid, like you.

Mamacita, I enthusiastically agree with your perspective on spelling. Proper spelling is a primary function of written communication; cogent syntax and disciplined grammar following in line. Even whilst under the influence of numerous class-one narcotics, I pride myself on spelling properly and constructing phrases that convey my concepts to the literate clearly and, hopefully, with certain wit.

It is difficult, if not impossible, to accept misspelled or incoherent writing as anything other than lazy, ignorant and immature regardless of impressionistic intent. To consider anything so lackadaisical as worthy of examination would be folly.

That said, Kim (aka Snoopy) is clearly a bitter, adolescent closeted homosexual who most likley dipped his gerbil's babies in nail polish remover to see if they would dissolve.

Mamcita & Evangelia, do you think Kim, uh, Snoopy and Princess Di are in study hall together?

#358 - First of all, it's bleAch. Bleech is what I say when I puke. Which is because I am fat. Lastly, WINDEX, you idiot! Windex gets rid of STDs, which I'm just assuming you have.

#360 - See a speech pathologist for that st-st-stutter. Oshshshshshshit.

#361 - I looooove that you put that together.

#365 - See, it's funny when you first think of it. Then, Osh rolled me in the flour. You see, I'm a really big, really fat lesbian. She was only there because it takes two people to roll my fat ass around.

I missed this whole thing, but I'm glad because that means it didn't take me as long to figure out that snoopy eats the corn out of his own shit because "it doesn't look finished yet" as the rest of you. BTW, snoop, thanks for being so specific as to them donating their vital organs. Do you want them to die? I sorta picked up on that, but who knows because I'm stoooopid. Der. I think we've found another one who fails at life!!!

its fun to judge women totally by appearances! Let's do it some more! How about twice a day, post an article where you judge a woman solely by her weight. That would be great.

Oh, and I'm afraid your dick is too small - sorry.

Firstly I would like to say that Kelly Clarkson is far from fat, and I would love nothing more than to see bikini-clad pictures of all you fat-arses who say she is. . . Actually no - I take that back, because I can tell mamacita alone would make me vomit.
Im not one to give pitty, but mamacita you are beyond sad, I mean you said "Do you agree with me on the point that there is NOTHING in the world that is more important than perfect spelling?" - erm, yeah, actually how about real friends (as opposed to people with quirky screen names in forums and chat rooms), and how about a social life (as in a none virtual social life. . .it requires leaving the house, and yes - alas the fridge containing all your current best friends).
I know I may not know you personally, but you are obviously an overweight, nerdy twat who enjoys bitching about people who are more sucessful, talented, and better looking than you could ever dream to be. I wont pretend to not be a bitch, I totally am, and I love bitching, however, its people like you making Lindsay Lohan think she has a figure to die for, and unless you too have the body of 6 yr old child with a head that looks about two sizes too big, I dont see how you can call anyone fat.

@412

That corn comment. Oh, God. Oh, wow. I had to read that aloud a couple times and savor it. Oh, wait, there are British people reading. I should put it, savour.

And, yes, Snoopy also sniffs urinals in public restrooms.

@414 Hey, Deidre! You sound totally hot. Will you post a pic or two of yourself? I'd like to masturbate to your brillian, inciteful visage. Oh, wait. You might need six or seven shots to capture all the rolls and bulges. Hot!

@414 Deidre Rashid

Actually, Miss Smarty Pants, do me a favor. Why don't you read over this ENTIRE thread and tell me if I ever uttered a single solitary sentence about Kelly Clarkson? Matter of fact, I'll make it easy for you. The only thing I actually said in reference to Kelly Clarkson was this:

17. Posted by mamacita on April 19, 2006 01:29 PM

Dammit, Kelly!!!!!!! Quit laughing at me!!!! I can't help it if I'm a fat Mexican lesbian that needs ning-ning to help me get a green card!!!! That Kelly is a mean bitch.

That post was actually being self-deprecating and making a comment about the fact that she was obviously laughing really hard at something. As far as the spelling comment goes, that was something called SARCASM. See, if you would actually read the fucking comments instead of coming in at the tail end of shit (God, I hate when people do that), you'd have a greater understanding of what the hell is going on. Now, all that being said, since I actually never said ANYTHING about Kelly Clarkson being fat and the one other comment that you singled out (the spelling thing) was sarcasm, your entire comment is fucking null and void. Now, don't you feel like a big fucking asshole? If not, you should.

Wow, I must be psychic. Back before I went to bed, at post #309, I mentioned name-calling wars that go on for 100 posts and how boring they are. Then I wake up and -- look! A name-calling war that has been going on for more than 100 posts! I am sorry that I predicted that one. It's beginning to become an everyday occurrence. What happened to making fun of celebrities on this site? Remember? That's what we used to do.

Anyone can look bad under certain lighting and whatnot, I don't think these pictures can really be a measure of how pretty she is for those of you that obsess over things like that.

post 409, utter babbling. Grow up loser. i was never Kim, asshole.

Trotter, mamacita, boogaloo and Oshsit all most be homely fat chicks that could never get laid. Ho pitiful

I'd like to put my gigantic, throbbing cock inside Kelly's doughy, supple thighs. I can't wait to pierce that bikini with my man-meat and push slowly, deeply into her milky warm gash. Over and over again, we'll pulse and girate until I...

OK, joke over. I want to munch her clam-dip while she fist-fucks my tuna taco.

trotter scum, I think most women find you totally unattractive. You must be a freak of nature. Ugly and repulsive.

Retard, I mean Scooter, you obviously don't understand lesbians. You are clearly an adolescent homosexual struggling to understand your conflicted feelings toward strongly identified adults of any gender.

omg snoopy, get a life. i made a guy come simply by stroking his dick through my sweaty thigh-rolls PLUS ate a cinnabon during the time you've been on here insulting innocent people.

i actually kinda miss princess di. she seemed to be the more intelligent of you two trolls.

@426

I can understand. Princess Di had a real vagina, I surmise. Whereas this Kim-cum-Snoopy has a small penis with testicles that haven't dropped yet and an anus that quivers nervously whenever he sees any mention of Tom Cruise, Elton John or Cher.

one comment in a million!

Am I the only one who thinks that KC is great? I mean, she's not a sticky girl, bones all over the place... she chubby... I love her...

SASSY OUT!

@416 Oh Trotter how clever of you. You are named after a pigs foot, so should I assume that you are a pigs foot with eyes, and a gimp hand that can barely be used to type? - Well no because that would be stupid of me. But you all assume that just because my name is Deidre Im a woman!
Fools, I'm a 6ft hermaphoradite with a body to die for.
Oh and you might wanna watch your spelling, last I heard 'brillian' isn't a word, and we know how deeply important spelling is now don't we mamacita!

Oh yeah - mamacita, believe it or not my first comment wasn't entirely about you! I started out with my disgust for everyone saying Kelly was fat. . . Then it was all about you. I did actually read EVERY comment on here, and the lack of wit, humour and the very poor sarcasm you used against the very funny Princess Di, Snoop and even toxic.boy simply made me feel the need to point out how patheticly vile you are!

And oh yeah - you got me! I feel like a big fucking asshole now thanks to your comment, you really are pathetic.

@429

You're a doody head.

What the? Is biatcho gonna have to choke a bitch. Or three. Where the christ are these people coming from 7 WHY are they allowed to speak?

damn it, by '7' I really mean 'and'.
Snoopy is rubbing off on me. mmmmmmmmm...

@432

Hey, sure, take over biatcho. I can't beat these guys. Unfortunately, I only have intelligence, humor, and RULING at everything on my side. snoopy, PrincessDick, and Deidre Rashithead have insanity on their side.

As everyone knows:

bat-shit crazy > intelligence, humor, and being RULING at everything

It is much more fun to make fun of the hapless, naive & dumb people on here (megan harris, heiferrzzz, the Jersey housewife) because at least they get genuinely upset & angry and that makes me feel good at the end of the day. I quit abusing Ambien & codeine because of it!
But I cannot take the 12 year old retards who don't have friends and masturbate on their keyboard because they like to instigate lesbian fights & think that's hot!
You wanna talk about future serial killers of America? Princess Di's Cunt, LandFag and even that moron who was bullshitting about JustSayNo, or some nonsense like that, can all go eat a dick and choke. Maybe they can eat LandFag's 12", no 11", no 13" 1 crazillion pound cock!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! That should be *RULING*, not *being RULING*. See, I also RULE at correcting myself.

@434/435
Obviously, MeganHarris has been working hard in “her” basement studio apartment workshop, turning out homemade transsexuals she’s mutilated from the local teenage boys “she” abducts. The lucky ones are the obese women she butchers for spare parts and stores in jars in her fridge.

They must be ignored or they shall

trotter - How many lesbians does it take to screw on a light bulb?

trotter - How many lesbians does it take to screw on a light bulb? oh, and Cara de huevos de hombre (This name very fits you), how was work at the TORTILLA factory? Were you able to get a guy to look at you and go to a utility closet for a quick screw between tortilla batches?

Cara de huevos de hombre, you probably will take any cock, huh? Even though you are a female, you really have to get lucky to get laid, I bet.

Mamacita, the reason I call you "Cara de huevos de hombre" is that I imagine you must give a lot of head. So much so, you must have men's genitalia imprinted on your face. This is a turn off for most men. This is why you are having a hard time getting laid. I would suggest placing a bag over your face... this may help in your efforts to get laid.

Psst: 427 still applies. Why update?

@436 Shit. Hit post before my pithy comment was complete:

They must be ignored or they shall surely cause vaginal dryness.

COME ON Dennis Rodman Looks Better In A Bikini , How Can She Be So Curvy Yet So Boobless Ive Seen Cops With Bigger Tits Than Her. One Word Kelly .... Implants Your Clothes Will Fit Better And The Bigger you Get Em The Smaller That Spare Tire Gets !

"An anus that quivers nervously whenever he sees any mention of Tom Cruise, Elton John or Cher."

Sorry, but that is brilliant.

Mamacita, every time you write "PrincessDick" it fails to do anything except make me laugh. It just shows how desperate you are to try and appear amusing. Instead you just come across as lame.

I anticipate your gloriously witty reply of "oh my god, PrincessDick called me lame and said she hopes I get raped and thrown into a shallow grave. I'm off to go cry!!!"

You don't do sarcasm very well love. Hang on, I didn't tell you to get raped did I? Here goes then. Get raped and thrown into a shallow grave :) "lol"

Hey, Trotter, you homo, check your email.

you lesbos really ban together - mamacita culo and trotter (pig hoof), Oshshit, Boogaloo bitch.

I hope I get banned soon. I'm bored.

Princess Di, I love the way other people on this site actually know you which means you're probably on it everyday attempting to "insult" people! No doubt typing furiously with one manly hand and fingering your filthy, overgrown minge with the other. God I'd love to see what you look like. Why don't you put a link up so we can all judge for ourselves?

Please don't sue me for copyright infringement over this quote I stole from you.

Snoopy, please keep reading this over and over and you might come to a place of peace, once you get your butt plug in place:

"You are clearly an adolescent homosexual struggling to understand your conflicted feelings toward strongly identified adults of any gender."

It'll be ok. Just remember to breath when you say it aloud the first time: "I am very, very gay."

Trotter pig hoof, you told me I didn't understand lesbians... I assumed you are one from that remark. There is no harm in being gay. Be proud.

Snoopy, you belong in a corner licking your junk with the other puppies, anxiously awaiting the big dogs to show you the way.
Well you're gonna be left behind because you clearly suck a big one & are nothing more than a venereal disease on the vagina of life.

Yeez Thats Just Ugly... Sorry 4 Her... She Doesnt Look Good At All, Maybe Sometimes Her Face With A Ton Of MakeUp... Peace Out...

St.Minutia, you little scamp, you! ;)

HOLY BALLS, what a heinous beast.

what the f#@*!!?? why r u guys slagging her off?? i sure none of you guys are perfect!! why is there this image that all the famous have to be skinny and good looking?? i think she looks great the way she is and am glad that she doesn't feel that she has to be anorexic!! kelly has a great personality that shines through and she looks great with no make up!! you guys are just insecure with yourselves! alex elvin

Damn, she may be the ugliest beast I have ever seen! Good lord, stay out of the public eye. Make a ton of cash and buy an island so you can bathe in peace. OMG my eyes!!! Hideous...

Oh, and lay off the cheeseburgers and foot long chili cheese dogs.

C'mon guys, That is not Kelly Clarkson. That is clearly a whale on the beach.

She looks like retarded whale that's scared of the water when she gets spalshed.

Since there is very little Kelly Clarkson defenders, I'll step up to the plate here. It's a sad state of affairs when all most people can think about is Barbie doll legs and Anna Nicole Smith breasts. Most average human beings are not built like that. Kelly fits into the national average for women in weight and height. I think she is absolutely amazing. She has the most beautiful eyes and I believe she is very sexy!!

She is also very real, which you do not find with most famous people. I would love to meet her. It would be like sitting next to your best friend. I would be much happier dating her than I would be with say Jessica Simpson, Brittany Spears, or Lindsay Lohan. I am a big KC fan and know she is modest and grateful for everything she has. She was blessed with a great voice and I love listening to her sing. Looks are not everything, but character goes a long way. Kelly is blessed with both.

One or two of those pics of Kelly Clarkson are not the best I've seen but take a look at the rest. Most of y'all are too harsh. Kelly is fine, damn fine, and original, and there isn't much I wouldn't do to her.

Everyone takes bad pictures,
I'm sure alot of you could get some shitty pictures too.

This is one reason I love her; She is herself and she doesn't go by the usual media standards. She's not going to starve herself and get a boob job, or fix her nose like ashlee simpson. She actually loves herself and wouldn't be hypocritical to that statement.

What also on the other hand counts; Is that she has actual talent. She can sing great live unlike most popsingers and I love that about her.

Kelly Clarkson is hot. I don't care if she makes a scrunched up face in the water or has a little belly, she is absolutely adorable. People gotta stop trying to be anorexic thin. Kelly you got curves in all the right places baby!

SHE'S SO FINE!

I LOVE U BABE YOU ARE SO HOT AND HAVE A NICE BUTT!!!!!!!!

i never noticed what a thick ass kelly has before... those thick thighs gave me an instant boner... she really is hot unlike most of the twiggy stars you see today

She's looks gross, yet I'm turned on.

Yes, yes, I'd like to fuck her over and over and I'd enjoy it.

It's like the "Fat girls are like scooters..." joke.

First of all, yes she is not a twiggy. Second of all, her lack of waist is the way she was made. I am the same way, no matter what weight I am, the waist is just not there. The only way she is going to have an hourglass figure is through surgery. Perhaps she is comfortable with herself the way she is. If so, I say Bravo! Good for you, Kelly. Take a look at the "Stars without Makeup" sites all over the Internet. Very few stars are as gorgeous as they are in their airbrushed photos or carefully lighted movies. A lot of stars use "body part" doubles in a movie, say if they don't have a nice butt, the butt they show is of a double. And how many of YOU people who are criticizing her are naturally gorgeous creatures? Huh??? Let's see YOUR photos without makeup and airbrushing. K?
Get a life, people!!!

I'd hit dat ass

no really...who stole her boobs?

She's makeup-pretty...like most people. big deal. Her body inst bad. I think she's pretty well proportioned. Her stomach is completely flat. Yeah, shes no stick, but Ive never been one for anorexia-chic.

I think shes hot, i cant believe that so many people have such a distorted vision of people and life in general. Shes not over weight or unhealthy, be happy for her. I think your all just bitter about her success, lol your the real losers!

I have never met anyone as immature as you people. Jealousy is obviously your motive. People like you are destined to a life full of hatred and hardships. I thank God everyday that I was raised in an environment where respect and kindness are of upmost importance. You all must be teenagers-if not, you definitely act like it.

What I really don't understand is the fact that she's quite obviously not even fat or overweight.
What is the average clothing size in America, because she looks completely average.
There are some naturally skinny people out there, and they are blessed, because not all of us are like that.
Her stomach isn't bulging, she's not got stretch marks or cellulite, she's in proportion.
Just give it up, you're pathetic.