Apr 19 2006Kelly Clarkson celebrates Easter in Bahamas

BAHHHH!!! eek...

DANG, WHAT THIGHS, ID LIKE TO SLAP HER ASS AND WATCH IT WIGGLE!

she has a cute personality but looks woah without makeup

OMG I JUST SAW THE REST OF THE PICTURES... *vomits*

She looks like she is far from the United States and having a good time. Nice "curves" fat ass. Someone should have given her an Easter Basket full of anorexia.

And yet... no boobs. Shame of her... :)

Who beat her with the ugly stick?!?!!??

She is one of those people who need alot of make-up to be attractive.

And yet... no boobs. Shame of her... :)

And yet... no boobs. Shame of her... :)

Someone should give her an Easter backet full of anorexia. Nice "curves" fat ass. She looks far away from the US, but at least she LOOKS like she's having fun.

Damn you, double posts.

Buncha broken records up in here.
I feel bad for her. These are horrible pictures.

She looks like a bigger lesbian than Pink, Rosie and Melissa rolled into one. We're trying to tell if there is a tatoo on her hip area. I bet it says "Lucky You"

Spme of you are horribly mean. So what if she's not a twig? She never was. She may be thick, but she ain't fat. She's on vacation and having a good time. Geez.

It's mean to make fun of "little people". YOU try being sexy at 3'8".

Thanks, editors. This picture made me feel really, really good about myself, and I needed that today.

Dammit, Kelly!!!!!!! Quit laughing at me!!!! I can't help it if I'm a fat Mexican lesbian that needs ning-ning to help me get a green card!!!! That Kelly is a mean bitch.

maybe if she didn't have creases andlumps in her backside and obvious horrible stretch marks on her ass, then she'd be fine.

That first picture is the greatest photo ever posted on this or any other website.
Fucking hiliarious.

Is that BigJim?

Now, I'm all for "curves" like Scarlet Johansen curves, Beyonce curves, etc., however, I am not really seeing any here...she's like a big block of skin and appears to have the torso and legs of a midget where the hell is her waist? Doesn't she have money to fix all of that? Or a Mirror??? WTF!

HAH! What do you call a midget with long arms and legs?

Kelly Clarkson.

Who has the link to the other shots? I can't find it.

She's MOWING down hot dogs in a couple shots. I'm sure she must shove them in every orifice to get that fat.

I'll be back in a minute, just have to go wash my face with battery acid.

PapaHotNuts, where are you???? Don't leave us hanging.

Ewwww ... Move on over Kirstie Alley, the next celebrity superstar is about to sign up and become the next Jenny Craig postergirl !! haaa !!! She is look'n bad ...

and who the hell wears little "dangly thingys" from their bikini top? Trying to distract the eyes from the lack of breasticles.

She could kick start a jumbo jet with those thighs! And that's one hell of a face she has on that nose.

In the tradition established by every thread in recent history I'd like to accuse this girl of having breast implants. "But look, they have a slight angle to them in the second picture . . ." or some other ridiculousness. Actually, in the absence of any rack to accuse I'll beat you all to it and suggest that has ass implants.

These pics are out of order

4th photo, shes laughing at the reflection in the water.

1st photo, she realizes it her own

2nd photo, she starts crying

3rd photo, she decides she must drown herself

I spent my Fat line on avril, and my cottage chees reference on Lily. What's left for this? Beached Whale? Hefalump?

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=1100

Here is the hot dog picture. She must give good head with a pie hole that big!

#28 - just call her a MeganHarris

@28 - just try describing your last victim, you know, the fat girl you're soaking in lye in your basement studio apartment... Might actually be funny for once.

I heart jugsgirl

Kelly's lucky someone didn't come along and harpoon her ass.

@28

Or a fat lesbian. Oh wait, you already used that one too. Well............................................I guess you now have no choice but to kill yourself.

to everyone who was dissing the totally hot SJ--this is what a real fat & ugly chick looks like. And people actually listen to this disgusting no-talent.

to everyone who was dissing the totally hot SJ--this is what a real fat & ugly chick looks like. And people actually listen to this disgusting no-talent.

my pitbull just saw her pictures and it ran away scared shitless

I'm sure there's some sort of explanation. There just has to be.

Surely her tits are just hiding somewhere... like maybe beneath the flesh of her huge ass.

Yes, that's it... they've gone south for the winter... oh, wait, it's spring ??

oh, and she has no tits. Wide with no tits, what a dream.

Hurry up throw some water over the blowhole and push it back in the water. It will die on the beach, rescue teams will have to work fast... ba-zing!

Not flattering shots. At least she has a bit of a tan though and isn't all blotchy. She's having fun and not pretending she's a celebrity by wearing shades in the water. What's with everyone being out of town for Easter. Shouldn't she be visiting relatives, hiding easter eggs for little cousins or nieces and nephews?

I've heard of being overweight, but this is ridiculous. What a fat, useless piece of crap. Just go die.

She's far from fat, but her boobs are nonexistant and her legs look really short. Yuck.

"Because of food, I use astroglide to get my bikini on."

"Because of food, I can't stray to far from McDonalds."

"Because of food, my boyfriend makes me have sex with a bag on."

"Because of foooooood."

"I will alwaysssss.........be.......Meganharris."

Wow, I didn't know pears could grow in salt water environments.

i think so looks like a normal girl

It should officially be MeganHairyAss.

#44 LOVE IT. You are PERFECTION!

oh for fuck's sake people...

this is what women look like in bikinis! there's nothing but a tiny bit of lycra covering your ta-tas and your ladybits and the rest of your body is left to its own devices, swinging about the place. i'm a lesbian and although i've seen more flattering pictures of her, i still think she's hot.

you don't like it? you might as well tell gravity to piss off. you whinging bitches calling her fat can the the real ladies to the rest of us :p

It's alot funnier if you sing it like that stupid fucking song of hers......

i think she looks like a normal girl..

this society we live in is freakin stupid...

if they are too skinny they're anorexic.. but if they look normal, then they're fat... no one ever wins

Hey Kate go eat on a donkey dick.....

sorry...

can *leave* the real ladies to the rest of us

lol. it's been a stressful day and i've lost the ability to type.

you can take that as a reitteration. :D

#52

kiss my ass man.

Hey Kate, Stallion doesn't do fat chicks.

lol #45

I wouldn't pork that chick with PapaHotNuts' tallywhacker. I just admire him too much to do that to his man-spear.

ooohhhhh no good without makeup

Not a terrible body, just a sad lack of tits.

She's been looking skinny lately, especially her arms. In these pics, her arms look fat. Are we sure these are recent or really her?

Hey Kate & Suzy... speak for yourselves... Just 'cuz you two are fat chicks, not everyone else is. I personally find it attractive to barf up my food.

Who wears makeup at the beach? (except maybe someone like Melany Griffith) She does look like a normal girl. Isn't the average female like a size 12 these days? Some girls don't have boobs or a waist. Look at Sandra Bullock. We need to see more shots of normal girls in all shapes and sizes, not airbrushed. Everyone is spoiled by these "perfect" images. No one really looks like that.

I've seen better stumps on dead trees.

#42 - You wouldn't have heard of that because people constantly call you fat, by any chance?

She should have been in that Amanda Bynes movie where she's a boy. They could have saved a lot of time in make-up because she wouldn't have needed any. As long as wardrobe dressed her in pants and a shirt, staying away from flannel of course, she would definitely pass for a boy and not a lesbian.

God Spangler... the website is called The Superficial?!?!? We're here to pick on celebs, not worry about teens developing anorexia.

Damn , I wish I looked like Princess Fiona in a bikini.

Well, with thighs that big, she won't have any problems kick starting her vibrator. She looks like a young, more attractive Rosie O'Donnell without the makeup, which adjusted for normal standards is still ick. My johnson just pulled back into my body like a turtle.

Kelly, you're amazing. I can't believe the majority of people are critical of her because she's got some meat on her bones. Look at her stomach. She's not fat at all, she's my ideal of what a healthy girl should look like. What a babe Kelly Clarkson is!

A normal female is a size 12!

That makes me wanna run to the toilet and throw up my lunch.

Why are we discouraging eating disorders? We should encourage little girls to find new eating disorders! After all they are our future. I don't want a fat future!

no matter what that girls got a rump. i would knock it down so fast...

She should have that schnoz removed and have it replaced with a carrot.

why is she famous again?

Ladies: you're delusional if you think Kelly looks even okay. She may resemble the herds of obese American women that make up the majority of y'all, but that doesn't mean she looks GOOD. There's a reason women strive for anorexia: skinny chicks create erections.

Fuck her body. She;s ugly because her face is more repulsive than the innards of my intestine. Maybe.

Casper, the friendly ghost,
The friendliest ghost you know.
Though grown-ups might
Look at him with fright,
The children all love him so.

right on to #62, i'm with you.

the thing is, i've met her in person and she is really cute - with or without makeup. she has charisma. is she SKINNY? no. but she's also short, and in person, her body looks totally proportional.

the problem is that the stick figures we're accustomed to seeing in photos makes normal people look big by comparison.

Is she Canadien?

@77

No, but I'm pretty sure #73 is.

what a surprise, the superficial fans(faggots), have a problem with the way a cute chick looks. If she's skinny, then she's on coke, if she's regular size than she's fat. Bunch of shit-dicks, meet some real woman and get laid.

Hey! If you think she's not fat, shut the fuck up. Fucking fat women should all die. Go eat some more fat you fat women bitches.

@77 I don't care if she's American, let's deport her to Canadia and how BigJim marries her. Oh, sorry, BigJim is gay. I guess it would work perfectly then.

Hey! If you think she's not fat, shut the fuck up. Fucking fat women should all die. Go eat some more fat you fat women bitches.

#67 lurkerx, bet that wasn't a long trip for your johnson, was it?

How is she fat? I think she has a cute shape... just because she dosen't look like a twelve year old boy with no boobs and a ruler-figure dosen't make her fat... makes her pretty, I think.

Snort @ #15

^ word

Girl needs to lift weights. Her only problem is her lack of tone--it is NOT NORMAL for 24-year-olds to have that much cellulite. Start squattin' with some barbells.

"skinny chicks create erections"
Like Zelda from Pet Sematary. She was hot. Totally gave me a chub.

God I hate fat women, most useless creatures on earth.

#88-LMAO!!!

God I hate fat women, most useless creatures on earth. Stop eating and you won't be so fat like this piece of shit obese bitch.

you can go to the beach and see lots of real women who look way better than her. In fact I just saw one posted here the other day--her name is Scarlett Johansson. People were actually calling her fat--until they saw this atrocity.

real women don't look like logs with a bikini wrapped around them. They've got some curves to them, like SC, without needing plastic surgery.

She could stand to lose a little but she's not obese or anything
I'm not a fan of her bikini though

that's cuz you're obese you stupid fat-ass steph.

Kelly Clarkson, your American Waddle

Wow, her lower half totally looks like mine from behind...

...screw all of you!

*cries*

Kelly Clarkson, your American Waddle

Wow, her lower half totally looks like mine from behind...

...screw all of you!

*cries*

Land-Man, it's ok. I know you just have a lot of repressed angst, what with having an Air-Cock and everything.

54 posts later... I'm still laughing at post 44... totally wasn't expecting that ending...

For everyone having a titty attack:

1. Calm the fuck down.

2. Sorry but the bitch is BUSTED from the waist down, and from the neck up. She is so unproportioned and it just looks bad. Deal with it.

#77 - Italian Stallion it's not "Canadien" it's Canadian.

#81 - It's not "Canadia" it's Canada.

And - no she's not Canadian. Just think for a second - she was an "American Idol". American Idol's are........ American. And, for your information America is a fatter country than Canada. And I agree with many of the posts - her body is not hot - but she is also not fat - just not very shapely.

#77 - Italian Stallion it's not "Canadien" it's Canadian.

#81 - It's not "Canadia" it's Canada.

And - no she's not Canadian. Just think for a second - she was an "American Idol". American Idol's are........ American. And, for your information America is a fatter country than Canada. And I agree with many of the posts - her body is not hot - but she is also not fat - just not very shapely.

For everyone having a titty attack:

1. Calm the fuck down.

2. Sorry but the bitch is BUSTED from the waist down, and from the neck up. She is so unproportioned and it just looks bad. Deal with it.

P.S. when did it become cool to settle for "normal" or "average"

Everytime ASHLEE #103 passes a mirror, she must repeat her OCD mantra 90 times before she can step away. "I am not hot. I am not fat. I am shapely. I am not hot. I am not fat. I am shapely"

#105 the same time it became okay for kids to play in sporting events with no winner or loser, "everyone wins just for trying" I hate soccer moms...

Boo Superficial. Lets see some pictures of the male stars that are less than perfect so we can make fun of them. Bring back Jude so we can make fun of his lack of manhood. Come on. I am bored with this "She's FAT" "She's too skinny" stuff. No one is perfect so let the ladies rest and bring on the beer guts and balding men!! Shake it up!

Boo Superficial. Lets see some pictures of the male stars that are less than perfect so we can make fun of them. Bring back Jude so we can make fun of his lack of manhood. Come on. I am bored with this "She's FAT" "She's too skinny" stuff. No one is perfect so let the ladies rest and bring on the beer guts and balding men!! Shake it up!

Land-Man, I'd simply adore a picture of you. I bet you're a big ol' fat heart attack waiting to happen. Oh, and I hope it does - we don't need people like you on this earth.

Screw ALL OF YOU who think Kelly is anything but normal. I'm defending her and I don't even like the girl.

i bet Land-man and Fisher55 are the type of guys who can't get any woman, fat or thin, so they reduces themselves to jacking off to maxim in an attempt to fill their lonely, sexless lives. that would explain their fascination with anorexic chicks--that's all you see in maxim. oh, and you both probably weigh 300 lbs. each. just a guess.

'"Because of food, I use astroglide to get my bikini on."

"Because of food, I can't stray to far from McDonalds."

"Because of food, my boyfriend makes me have sex with a bag on."

"Because of foooooood."

"I will alwaysssss.........be.......Meganharris."'

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! man, i can't stop going back to that... classic, stallion...

I'm a big stud actually. Why don't you fatties eat a grenade and take out as many fatties as you can. We don't need fatties on this earth.

air-cock.

priceless.

anyway...

Land man love the big veiny cock

#111: honey, i don't do women, but if i did, it certainly wouldn't be with that fucking slob. now go pretend you're not fat and shut the fuck up : )

When are women gonna learn? Ladies, it's NEVER okay to eat, unless A) you throw it up B) it is a 9 oz carb-free fruit smoothie (just to keep you from dying) or C)it is a cock. Those are the rules. Obey them if you want to live with the rest of us.

I dont think she looks horrible, but she sure looks different compared to her latest video

No, no, no: it's perfectly okay for women to eat, but just not if they want to feel sexy or desirable.

Oh my christ Ashlee. Not only do you have one of my least favorite names for dumb chicks but you really are fucking dumb to boot.
Oh boot.. that reminds me... I need to lace up my Doc Martens (cause I'm a raging lezbot according to heiferrzz) and kick your ass with them for your retarded-ass comments. Shut fuck up!

And I don't know what this Land-Man is but he is not funny, makes an asshole out of himself on purpose to get attention & should be ignored so hopefully fuckboy will go away. I really can't stand that little hoser.

If you're not sexy or desireable should you be allowed to live among those who are? I think not. Let's put them in some kind of lead canister and drop them into the ocean, and for fun we'll give them 2 1/2 hours of oxygen and 300 breakfast burritos. That's what you get for not playing by the rules.

Perfect...while I'm doing Avril I'll visualize this in my mind so I can last longer!!

#102 - Of course it's Canadia, where were you during geology? No one's saying she's Canadien, we just want her to go there.
You might be able to clear this up for me:
Is a Canadian indian the same thing as an eskimo?

#81 - BigJim is the name of his boyfriend. "BigJim"s name is actually Micropenis.

#88 - A skinny girl makes an erection and a fat girl gives you a chubby, makes semen - oops, sense - to me.

And finally, LandMan. You sonofa bee-yoch. We all know that you are a mysoginist. We all know that we don't like you. We all know that you have a webbed miropenis and couldn't get an ant bicycle around a dime. But do you seriously hate women so much that you had to invent control-top pantyhose, you sick bastard? The next time that you come out from between my kitchen cabinets and the wall, I'm gonna squash you flatter than MeganHarris' ass.

#102 - Of course it's Canadia, where were you during geology? No one's saying she's Canadien, we just want her to go there.
You might be able to clear this up for me:
Is a Canadian indian the same thing as an eskimo?

#81 - BigJim is the name of his boyfriend. "BigJim"s name is actually Micropenis.

#88 - A skinny girl makes an erection and a fat girl gives you a chubby, makes semen - oops, sense - to me.

And finally, LandMan. You sonofa bee-yoch. We all know that you are a mysoginist. We all know that we don't like you. We all know that you have a webbed miropenis and couldn't get an ant bicycle around a dime. But do you seriously hate women so much that you had to invent control-top pantyhose, you sick bastard? The next time that you come out from between my kitchen cabinets and the wall, I'm gonna squash you flatter than MeganHarris' ass.

Amen, biatcho (#120). Thanks for the reminder.

I'm 6"4 and look like a male model, and I got a big unit, so fuck u. Everuybody loves me biotch, just not u, so fuck u too.

I'm 6"4 and look like a male model, and I got a big unit, so fuck u. Everuybody loves me biotch, just not u, so fuck u too.

I'm 6"4 and look like a male model, and I got a big unit, so fuck u. Everuybody loves me biotch, just not u, so fuck u too.

I'm 6"4 and look like a male model, and I got a big unit, so fuck u. Everuybody loves me biotch, just not u, so fuck u too.

I'm 6"4 and look like a male model, and I got a big unit, so fuck u. Everuybody loves me biotch, just not u, so fuck u too.

I'm 6"4 and look like a male model, and I got a big unit, so fuck u. Everuybody loves me biotch, just not u, so fuck u too.

I'm 6"4 and look like a male model, and I got a big unit, so fuck u. Everuybody loves me biotch, just not u, so fuck u too.

Dammit Jacq-

Don't let Land-Man get to you, shes been trying to get someone riled up for a few days now. You are better than her, shes not smart enough to invent controltop pantyhose anyway.

i wish land-man would commit suicide. hang yourself with tom cruises cock. cause you love the big fat cock. LMLTC

I love your stutter.

Fag.

"I'm 6"4 and look like a male model, and I got a big unit, so fuck u. Everuybody loves me biotch, just not u, so fuck u too."

If you keep chanting it, maybe your wish will come true.

fucking server

Wow, her ass to tits ration is really screwed.

Ratio... RATIO... sorry

Land-Man, I think your mommy is calling you in for dinner.

Land-Man, I think your mommy is calling you in for dinner.

Land-Man, I think your mommy is calling you in for dinner.

AAAAAHHHHHHKELLYCLARKSON!!!!
I can't believe no one said it yet.
I am so awesome.

This shit is hilarious. I love it when posters bash each other not knowing WTF anybody looks like.

And I agree with #2. Fat chicks rule!

it's pathetic how 98% of you pieces of shit are 3x more ugly than she is, and yet you're STILL talking shit.

kelly OBVIOUSLY dosen't have a gut OR lovehandles or whatever else you pro-anorexia morons think you see. yeah, she looks pretty horrid without makeup and she dosen't have any tits but i don't see any of YOU on the cover of Vogue or making millions doing what she does - looking pretty & singing. why don't you ugly fucks go eat an entire pizza then barf it up? you don't have to be a sexy bitch to go out in public. but you kids obviously think you do cause you're ALL INSIDE. kill yourselves. please.

and i'm sure some of you junkies on here who are constantly refreshing this website to see who else writes will spew "oh, well, you're fat too", i really don't give a damn cause i'm not and i don't care if you think i am. just know you'll be looking like a moron..deal.

ahh #44 Stallion - thats the best laugh I've had in like, a billion years. I Heart You.

Since she's "famous" and will probably have tons of money, why doesn't she get some liposuction? That way they can use the fat they suck out of her ass to create some boobs for her... and build a couple of fat kids while they're at it.

um like, Hi. (giggles). My Name is, uh-huh (giggles) Jenah, with, like an H cause I like to be different. I think that too many, like, girlz act too much alike so, like, I thought I would put the H in my name, you know?
Umm, I like baby seals & oil stickers cause, like, when you touch them they chnage colors & stuff. And my favorite color is 9.

#44 Stallion - best laugh I've had in like, a billion years. I Heart You!

Seriously tho, since she's famous and will probably have a ton of money, she should get some liposuction. That way they can use the fat they suck out of her ass and thighs to create her some boobs... and a couple of fat kids while they're at it...

HEY!!! jennah. stop using kill yourself. thats mine!!!!!
you suck

i actually dont think she looks bad, however. this is the superficial. its obvious you are devoid of a sense of humour and lack the ability to pick up on sarcasm. and your stupid.

HEY!!! jennah. stop using kill yourself. thats mine!!!!!
you suck

i actually dont think she looks bad, however. this is the superficial. its obvious you are devoid of a sense of humour and lack the ability to pick up on sarcasm. and your stupid.

#44 Stallion - best laugh I've had in like, a billion years. I Heart You!

Seriously tho, since she's famous and will probably have a ton of money, she should get some liposuction. That way they can use the fat they suck out of her ass and thighs to create her some boobs... and a couple of fat kids while they're at it...

goddamn double posts...

"just know you'll be looking like a moron..deal."

Powerful words, Jennah, powerful.

Do you think unicorns are pretty?

i heard jennah's superfat

Sure, she may be a "normal" American. Having a small schlong is also considered "normal" and I don't wanna look at that either.

Sometimes, where the public is concerned, you just gotta draw a line in the sand...
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/47000/47118UBda_w.jpg

"just know you'll be looking like a moron..deal."

Powerful words, Jennah, however I like looking like moron.. so THERE!

Do you like unicorns?

i heard jennah's super-fat

Jennah's so fat i had to post twice

I have a perfect solution for Kelly, lots and lots of seks with me. I think she looks decent, and with all that seks would look even better.

And Land-Man=Tom Cruise, who we all know loves the cock.

you know, its times like this i wish i was a dude with a huge mule so i can whip it out and slap the hell out of people like jenah.

jenah, what color ugg boots do you have?
i'm sure they match the color of your fake juicy sweat suit youre lame.

Word on the street is Jennah is actually Kelly Clarkson and she's eating a bearclaw right now with both hands. And she's dipping it in ranch dressing because she thinks it lubricates her vocal chords.

ASHLEE, I would offer you the dick, because we all know how long it's been, but then I thought about how FAT CANADIEN BITCHES love Italian Sausage and I changed my mind. So instead I give you a big FUCK CANADA!!!!!!!!

Damm, somebody is on the rag!!!!

Don't knock fat chicks, they are usually so desperate for affection that they will don ANYTHING in bed.

And when I say "anything" I mean a-ny-th-in-g.

Sob! SOB! Look at me, I'm a moron!

Jennah is so fat she puts a heat lamp on her twat and deep fries whole chickens in there. Yummy.

I hate being so moronic.

Kelly Clarkson has creamy thighs.

Keeping it relevant in '06,
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

and by "don" I mean "do." Although, because they will do pretty much anything, they will similarly don anything you wish as well.
I

Better Pics of Kelly Gorging herself on hotdogs, thanks be to Jugsgirl...

wanna see fattie on beach
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/04/kelly-clarkson-is-wet.html

Notice the double mayo, double ketchup and large fries she's mowing down.

To me, she looks like a perfectly normal person. I seriously thought all the young white Hollywood chicks were stick figures (i.e. Paris, Lindsay). Kelly hasn't succumed to the pressure yet. Good for her.

I hope Kelly Clarkson crams down a hundred hot dogs a day and enjoys it!

Who cares if she doesn't look like a silicon freak or an anorexic in her bikini? She'll be laughing all the way to the bank.

What the hell is up with that interweb post bullshit? That's lame. Plus, they suddenly switched all the pictures to the left side like that would make it so much more awesome. You know the Superfish has something shitty on board when they turn comments off.

don't understand why you're getting your manties in a bunch over the "proportion" thing. fat is fat, no matter where it's located. just because it's stretching out your chest skin doesn't make it better.

#44 - That was friggin sweet. I still hate you though.

#143 - Awesome!

Hey Kelly, the forest called--they want their tree trunks back. heh heh heh

Yeah, what's with that shit about no comments on the SF? Is Donald Rumsfeld involved?

@175

No, but J. Edgar Hoover is.

@171 - which Bank? The Sperm Bank? Cause that's where she'll have to get all her jizz from now on. Unless of course, she goes to Canadia, they totally love the heiffers there. And Cock. They love cock.

So....

TS is officially biting off of idontlikeyouinthatway.com

See the post above this one (I mean on the main site, I don't mean the comment above this one)

TS used to be about something other than the fat ugly losers on its' forums.

Now I'm afraid all the posts are saturated with "regulars" fighting with each other, stupid fads, whores and fags trying to be funny and failing miserably (almost as bad as the writers)

TS posts suck more and more ass everyday. The writing is pathetic and the writers are so idiotic that they have no idea that they contradict themselves at least once a day (eg - Avril Lavigne is a FAT COW....12 hours later Avril Lavigne is so hot MY COCK IS SO HARD)

And now finally, the true jumping of the shark...this site is undeniably biting from IDLYITW

CancerNipples Loves The Cock

she looks healthy.

she's cute, normal and talented, how the hell is she famous?

she looks like she's having fun, let her be

@178 Jugsgirl posted that link yesterday on the Scarlett Jofatson string.

You're right about one thing, its gotten superficial here... relax, eat a placenta.

#172 - I agree. I see a bad moon a risin'. I see trouble on the way.

I saw a hot dog eating contest when I was in Vegas and, swear to god, I never want to eat a hot dog again. Yet somehow, I threw up hot dogs when I saw that first picture. Go figure.

Wide Thighs and No Boobs= Pears... I'm not too fond of pears and neither should KC

this is for the Ashanti news bit...for the retard at the superficial, and all the others who agreed with him when he said it could all be prevented by wearing a seatbelt...and since I am pissed and no one will read those comments since they are, essentially, yesterday's news..I'm posting it here.

Hundreds of people die every day due to drunk driving, WHILE wearing seatbelts. I CANNOT believe he said the problem would be solved by wearing a seat-belt, what a stupid fuck...and uh...maybe this person was actually wearing their seatbelt. And haven't you ever heard of how seatbelts actually can slice your upper body off in a crash? Um, so what about the drunk-drivers? Maybe the better solution is don't drive while your smashed. hm..just a thought. seriously. i'm stunned. While we're at it, why not let the drunk drivers of the world go free and encourage them to drink and drive more often. And lets take all the paralyzed, limbless victims of drunk-driving and lock them up for life.

this is for the Ashanti news bit...for the retard at the superficial, and all the others who agreed with him when he said it could all be prevented by wearing a seatbelt...and since I am pissed and no one will read those comments since they are, essentially, yesterday's news..I'm posting it here.

Hundreds of people die every day due to drunk driving, WHILE wearing seatbelts. I CANNOT believe he said the problem would be solved by wearing a seat-belt, what a stupid fuck...and uh...maybe this person was actually wearing their seatbelt. And haven't you ever heard of how seatbelts actually can slice your upper body off in a crash? Um, so what about the drunk-drivers? Maybe the better solution is don't drive while your smashed. hm..just a thought. seriously. i'm stunned. While we're at it, why not let the drunk drivers of the world go free and encourage them to drink and drive more often. And lets take all the paralyzed, limbless victims of drunk-driving and lock them up for life.

Wide Thighs and No Boobs= Pears... I'm not too fond of pears and neither should KC

That girl looks like skata. I've always said it. Christ, she COULD have a nice ass. Go to the gym you lazy slag! Not one bit of muscle tone on that pudding body. Jeez, ya win one competition and good health and exercise go down the crapper.

OH MY GOD you people are pathetic!!! She isnt even a tiny bit fat, which is quite an achievement seeing as she comes from the USA with its supersize meals and supersize people!

I always wonder what type of person would look at the pictures above and think up unwitty and undeserved fat jokes? Probably some pathetic 26 year old virgin who sits at his computer all day stuffing his face with Big Macs to compensate for the fact he cant even see his penis, let alone get a girl to touch that ugly stump!

Fucking grow up! Is it any wonder girls like Lindsay Lohan are destroying themselves when you make comments like that about a girl who is obviously a nice, comfortable size and is happy with her body.

These really are unfortunate pictures of her. Thank God I'm not a fan of hers or ever went to one of her concerts and totally rocked out to "Since U Been Gone" with 11 year old girls wearing home-made Kelly Clarkson t-shirts. That NEVER happened--I swear!

wow since when are kelly clarkson and britney spears twins?

WOW bigfatmomma, that comment must have taken you at least 10 seconds to come up with, and yet its so original. How on earth did you become so witty?

WOW bigfatmomma, that comment must have taken you at least 10 seconds to come up with, and yet its so original. How on earth did you become so witty?

Man, I feel bad dissing her since I like her and her voice, but she's got to lose weight. I mean, I give her credit for trying to look good and all, but when she wears her gowns to award shows and events, she looks as if she has no neck and has massive shoulders. Sorry Kelly, not only do you need a personal trainer, but you could also afford one.

WOW bigfatmomma, that comment must have taken you at least 10 seconds to come up with, and yet its so original. How on earth did you become so witty?

WOW bigfatmomma, that comment must have taken you at least 10 seconds to come up with, and yet its so original. How on earth did you become so witty?

WOW bigfatmomma, that comment must have taken you at least 10 seconds to come up with, and yet its so original. How on earth did you become so witty?

Oh and I suppose you lot look utterly gorgeous in a bikini eh? My arse. I'd love to see what you all look like. I bet you're all sodding virgins!

I'm not a fan, in fact I've only heard one song...and it was shite...but she's not fucking fat. If you want fat, go and look at a picture of Michelle McManus. Jesus Christ...

Oh and I suppose you lot look utterly gorgeous in a bikini eh? My arse. I'd love to see what you all look like. I bet you're all sodding virgins!

I'm not a fan, in fact I've only heard one song...and it was shite...but she's not fucking fat. If you want fat, go and look at a picture of Michelle McManus. Jesus Christ...

Oh and I suppose you lot look utterly gorgeous in a bikini eh? My arse. I'd love to see what you all look like. I bet you're all sodding virgins!

I'm not a fan, in fact I've only heard one song...and it was shite...but she's not fucking fat. If you want fat, go and look at a picture of Michelle McManus. Jesus Christ...

i hate it when comments are turned off.
oh well.
at least i know that means even the superficial thinks it's stupid.

Oh and I suppose you lot look utterly gorgeous in a bikini eh? My arse. I'd love to see what you all look like. I bet you're all sodding virgins!

I'm not a fan, in fact I've only heard one song...and it was shite...but she's not fucking fat. If you want fat, go and look at a picture of Michelle McManus. Jesus Christ...

Sorry about all those posts but I've been drinking dirt cheap vodka with apple juice from Iceland and Dodi is screaming at me so I can't concentrate. LOL!!!!!!"2!!

Sorry about all those posts but I've been drinking dirt cheap vodka with apple juice from Iceland and Dodi is screaming at me so I can't concentrate. LOL!!!!!!"2!!

she's a singer - does she have to be hot? Like, I love Aretha, but don't you FREAKIN' dare put pics of her on her in a bikini, 'cuz I'll find you and hurt you. Kelly's got a fine voice - a decent marketing team, and some days she looks gorgeous. Other days....eh....not so much. It's nothing a good bob job wouldn't fix - just to make her proportional.

The Superficial really needs to stop letting new stupid-ass people on here. They keep clogging up the server and it fucking annoys me to no end. And I officially blame Princess Dis ghost because she's british & toxic boy because he is quir.

three cheers for LaydeeBug!

lord - that's what i get for typing drunk - boob job.... boob job...... though, if she wants to do a bob job, I wouldn't stand in her way.

Damn, I could iron my shirt on her chest...

This is a bit sexist.
Where's the photos of Ruban at the beach ? Feministas!
And where's Kelly Pickler at the beach ? (Not that I've ever seen the show of course)
And CancerTits - I'd agree with you, but I just dizzed you on some other thread. Good luck with the Chemo. Oh and try ONC on TSX. (stock tip)

welcome home Laydeebug.

Scientology will one day be the Religion of choice for most people who are smart enough to "get" what it stands for. Its all about "EMPOWERMENT"

#188 - Hip-hip-hooray! Where have you been? We're just glad you're back. We heart you.

In totally unrelated news:
Do those commercials with John Basedow's Fitness Made Simple run on anyone else's tv ALL THE FUCKING TIME? I've never wanted to beat up a queer more than him before I met BigJim.

Also, someone told me that I look like Kelly Clarkson before I left the office (Probably because I'm a big lesbian). I was crying so hard on the way home that I tried to wreck my car through the tears. But as it turns out, I didn't even get a scratch on me. However, NewGuy ended up tangled in my axle and I'm majically happy again.

SherryCock - were you that stupid little albino in the back of the class that resembled Carrie, from that movie Carrie, who never spoke and read Little House on the Prairie books?

In all fairness, the ocean is pretty salty...

I mean, I pucker up when I jump in the ocean, too.

213: Is he that guy with the little head, looks like a total wall street suit from the neck up but has ginormous, disgusting muscles? Like his head just doesn't quite belong on the body? If so, yes, he is ALWAYS ON TV, especially when I have dorito crust on my chest at 3am and am too fat & lazy to change the channel (because I'm a dyke). And I hate him as well... but not as much as I hate heiferrz, sherry-co, and oh shit my list is too long I can't even go on because I need to save up my lazy energy for munching carpet.

OKAY - its cute she has a tattoo of a whale on the inside of her ankle - although she doesnt need to worry about bringing out her inner whale - its all there for us to see

oh and #212 - empowerment??? Yeah - EMPOWERMENT TO LOVE THE COCK

ah yes, nothing like calling a perfectly healthy girl obese when we realize that she is a celebrity.

http://www.thevelvethottub.com

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#218 - yeah sure she's healthy

am sure she just has big bones.....big fat bones covered in meat and gravy

From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale...

behind these thunder thighs..

I concur, Kelly Clarkson is an obese heiferzzzz who should be deported to Canada.

I concur, Kelly Clarkson is awesomely talented and beautiful. U R all heiferzzz for criticizing her.

I concur, Kelly Clarkson is an averagely attractive and talented girl. You should all stop trying to give young american heiferzzz eating disorders by calling normal people fat.

Damn multiple personalities

Let's just settle this by saying I think we'd rather see this photo than one of Star Jones in the same bathing suit in the same setting, yes?

I think she's cute. I'd much rather look like her than have Paris Hilton's STD-ridden body.

coming from a girl, thats a pretty average amount of cellulite for that age I would imagine, you probably just think that because you are used to airbrushing. Kelly is average and plain...I wouldn't go so far as saying shes fat, but she is most definately not proportioned well and certainly not what I consider attractive. Bleh.

tom loves the cock-a-doodle-doo

In referance to #29 and the hot dog pictures. And anyone who viewed them..
Did you notice the Bacne on her?

Too all the people who said she wasnt fat.. I see saddlebags,love handles and some cottage cheese thighs. Those added together equal fattness.

my gawd she is ugly. i hope a big wave swallows her up and we never have to see her again!!!

I think I see some bacon coming out from under her bikini. Oh, sorry, its pork rinds.

Check out that rack!!!!

actually, toxic, it took me a good twenty minutes to come up with. genius doesn't come easy around here :p

This is hot. I mean, this is hog.

I hate American Idol. This is more proof of why.

Well, anywho, I still think that the quality of her voice is excellent and velvety, even if people think her ass is fat and her song writers blow.

She's not fat (but she isn't skinny either). She'd look much better in a one-piece or a tankini.

Dayum, I didn't realize how thick this girl was! Atleast she's not like Nicole and Paris, all skinny and disgusting looking. More power to ya girl!!

Dayum, I didn't realize how thick this girl was! Atleast she's not like Nicole and Paris, all skinny and disgusting looking. More power to ya girl!!

What the fuck, where to start, ...

@62, 76

Heifer, you'll get mad fucking cow disease for even looking at that slab of lard.

@145, 189

"... isn't even a tiny bit fat." You are either legally blind, or as big as a house. The bitch is obese, even by American standards.

@190

"... unfortunate pictures of her." The only thing unfortunate about these pictures is that they document yet another supersized manimal with an ass large enough to swallow small children.

@198

"... not fucking fat." At last we are in agreement. Technically, "fucking fat" would be at least 50 pounds lighter for her frame. But then she'd still be "not fucking ugly" ;^)

#216 - Yes, I'm sure we're talking about the same guy 'cause they broke the mold on that one. I despise that theme song. It can get stuck in your head so easy.

I also am annoyed by the James Blount song 'Beautiful' because it was on two radio stations in the car today. That's peripheral when you consider that his voice is so faggy it makes me want to cry. Then I squirt Windex in my ear.
MTV said he was a Captain in the British army or something. Do they allow gays in the military over there, too? Something tells me that this guy snuck in or all Englishmen are gay.

Thank God Janis Joplin wasn't trying to make it nowadays. She'd go into hiding rather than deal with all the talk about her nasty cooter. And you know that cooter was nasty too.

There aren't very many chicks trying to rock nowadays so I'll give Kelly Clarkson the props for trying.

P.S. I'd hit it.

# 243 You're right !

Jimi Hendrix Don't Surf, bros...

( i love it when u go 'street Binkster')

Binky : NP - I'm off to bed .

Although according to this site Clay Aiken know how to ride....ooppps - so much for pathos.

the gas face and bikini are horrid but the body isnt't so bad....i like my bitches w some meat on the bones...

the gas face and bikini are horrid but the body isnt't so bad....i like my bitches w some meat on the bones...

knows* for you anals

i heard she's greek.

Id still hit it....and then right at the peak of my orgasm I would scream "KELLY CLARKSON".

For some reason I thought she was thinner and littler, but I guess not. Her thighs are definitely touching!

#168 She can open her mouth SO wide...wow, hot dogs are GROSS!

i'd show her my penis, but she would probably eat it and gain another 100 lbs.

gogo - notice the extra may bottles on the ground? She likes 'em split, hot and slathered. Oof.

given the option to tap that or not, why wouldn't you? If all else failed, she'd write a pathetic break-up pop song about you - and you'd get to say you banged an Idol

given the option to tap that or not, why wouldn't you? If all else failed, she'd write a pathetic break-up pop song about you - and you'd get to say you banged an Idol

God, she's not that bad! I'm not gonna make speeches about 'How dare you? She's curvy and real and blahdee blah blah' or anything but seriously...Some people are just built chunky. She doesn't have rolls on her tummy, she isn't big all over, so that says to me that she's just naturally a thick person who carries more of her weight on the bottom.

She looks like a drowning pig: the pink skin, the fat thights, the ugly features. Yuk, she shoud go back to the farm!!!

She looks much like me...only better. I even have cellulite on my (triple)chin.

The first picture is hilarious! Kelly has said befoe she is extrememly low maitenance and won't even brush her hair if she doesn't have to.

She looks like a young, wet Mickey Rooney.

she is not fat. she just looks like a normal woman. not an anorexic, surcically enhanced doll. good for her for having the confidence to be herself and not give in to the media pressure to start throwing up her food.

I want to roll her in flour and find the wet spot, and then put a skewer in the wet spot and throw her in some hot peanut oil until her core temperature reaches 350 degrees, let her cool on a rack for at least ten minutes, and enjoy her crispy, tender thighs with some hushpuppies.

YIKES!!! Even I look better in a bikini, and that ain't saying much. She has horrid skin...exfoliate girl! It does wonders.

Since when do singers have to be perfect 10's? Mariah Carey has a horse face and a huge fat ass..who cares? They make money on their voices, not their looks. They arent supermodels, nor have they ever claimed to be. I bet they still get laid more than most of you.

It's not her body that bothers me, it's pretty average. It's her disgusting face, her utterly disgusting face.

Osh - maybe Kelly should do a remake of that cute Mickey Rooney yarn about the retarded guy? Only, she wouldn't have to learn any lines? Kind of like, "durl, carp notty poo poo" and all that?

Or better yet, Kelly can play against Nick Lachey in a redux of "Like Normal People" - damn I love that flick. I'm not sure Nick can beat Shaun Cassidy at playing a lusty retard, but he's got so much practice...

Nick (Roger): Heey Virginia (drool) where yoo bin? Da hot doggie stand?
Kelly (Virginia): No (sob). No mo' babies Roger (sob)

Shit, maybe Tom Cruise is a better choice...

Her puffy red fat face makes me want to coat it in powdered sugar and spank it with a big floppy dildo. It looks like she drinks a lot of Jim Beam - just like Mickey Rooney.
"It's powdered sugar."
"The lice hate the sugar."
"It's delicious."

Damn. SOM again.
Oshkosh, you're firey today.

shes normal.
shes not gorgeous.
if everyone was gorgeous... how would we know who the gorgeous ppl (me) are?

You people are cruel. I bet most of you have something that isn't perfect. Why are most of you so mean??? Do you believe in Karma?
So what if Kelly isn't Ms. Perfect? Some people don't come out well in photos. Besides, I'd rather see a woman with meat on her as opposed to a skeleton. Who says big tits are the norm? It just amazes me how malicious the general public is. How sad. I bet there are a few of you with asses that could be harpooned.

Okay I truly hate her music so okay let the floodgates go eat her alive. She probgably deserves it if not she sure as hell deserves it for that movie she made.

271 - Here's a new one: My Loins Are Burning - MLAB
hey snoopy, obviously you are a gay man or and ugly woman, because only gay ugly homo retard cunts believe in karma. I do what I want when I want and suffer no reprocussions and never will. And I always look good doing it. Also, big tits aren't the norm but they damn well should be, and if you're not Ms. Perfect then pictures of you in a bikini are open house for anyone who wants to hurl insults at you. And you have to sit there and take it because you're a fat lazy slob whose face is all puffy and red from trying to stuff cake in it while crying.
MLAB, but I am often SOM.

hey oshkoshb-goshdammgosh, you sound like a sociopath, sick dumb f--- who was probably dropped on your head as an infant, you retard. I bet you have the makings for a rapist and a murder, freak. And, I will go as far as to guess most woman find you repulsive - that is why you put woman down, like Clarkson. you are a misfit

Biatcho, you can kiss my fucking arse you stupid cunt. I hope you get AIDS. :D lolz <3

I agree with Snoopy. I bet "oshkoshb-goshdammgosh" has acne and spends all his time masturbating over his dad's 40p 1970's wank mags that he found in a cupboard.

You might not think Kelly Clarkson is attractive, but I doubt she'd think you were a looker either love!

snoop, you're absolutely right about everything except I drop babies on THEIR head, not the other way around. And when you say "I will go as far as to guess most woman find you repulsive - that is why you put woman down, like Clarkson. you are a misfit" I will assume English is not your first language so I do apologize, but I do not speak Swahili.
The makings for a rapist and a murder are as follows:
1 part Kelly Clarkson
2 parts Viagra
1 tbsp LSD
1 1/2 cup Crisco
2 lbs Cheetos
1 snub-nosed shotgun, loaded
2 qts gasoline
cumin and salt, to taste

I like it when 12 year old British kids try to pick fights with me. Usually I just tell them there's fish and chips at the bottom of my wood chipper machine, but online, meh - what are you gonna do?

I hate when pussies come on here and don't just spell out the cuss word and instead say some shit like this:

f---
f*ck
f#@k

Hey, dickheads!!! We all know what you mean when you say f---, so do you think that using this [---] instead of this [uck], makes it less offensive (to anyone who would be offended:read-not me) in some way? I'm sure that most of the people in here are grown ups (except SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer) and can handle you saying fuck.

@277

What the hell does lolz mean? That means you're Laughing Out Loudz? What kind of stupid shit is that???? Plus, Ez-EEEEEEE already gave biatcho, me, OshKosh, Jacq, Trotter, Stallion, and Papa the AIDS so don't waste your time wishing it on any of us.

OMG!!!!!!!!!! SOM!!!!!! MLOB!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. OshKosh-dirty hippies believe in karma too.

oSHKOSH, By gosh you're funny! I missed all of you.

So Back to Kelly....If I had a voice like hers I would make sure the outside matched the larynx, y' know? Maybe it's just me but as soon as I become famous, I'm going to quit my job and spend the rest of my life staying fit.

Damn, ride a horse, jump a rope, have sex, firm up fa Christ's sake!

LaydeeBug, were you on a sabbatical? Did you bring us any souvenirs???
I personally want to put a slab of Kelly Clarkson's back fat in a meat grinder and make some extra greasy sausage for the sausage party I'm throwing. Only people who have the AIDS are invited - not to be confused with AIDS. Mmmm.... sausage. SOM MLAB LOL!!!
God, I have too much time on my hands.

yeah, oshkoshb-goshdammgosh, getting even for the cruel trick life has played on you? Redeem yourself... have you thought of organ donation? I bet you would be good at it.

my g/f sent me these pics, i think on purpose knowing i thought KC was kinda of attractive! I am in mourning...i can't believe it....a cracking voice, but surely the only thing left to do is suicide!?!? or allow me to bury her in the sand and stone at least 150lbs off her!?!? any takers!?

I've thought of orgasm donation, does that count?

Wow. Coming late to the party once again -- that's what happens when I am 13 hours ahead of you guys; yes that means it is already tomorrow here, but I get the posts AFTER you do, doesn't that mess with your head? Anyway, I saw that the headline said "Kelly Clarkson Celebrates Easter in her Pajamas." Then I wondered why 286 people were interested in Kelly Clarkson's pajamas. Then I thought, wow, those are some interesting pajamas, but why does she wear them in the water? Won't they shrink? And if they shrink, won't they show her very private parts? Then I realized it really wouldn't matter since her very private parts are so small up top and so large on bottom. Then I realized it said "Bahamas," not "pajamas," and boy did I feel dumb. But I don't want to say I feel dumb, because everybody who says something dumb around here gets totally attacked and accused of being a 12-year-old girl or a lesbian or something like that. And I am not one of those. So then I thought, maybe I won't post anything at all. But then I did anyway.

Hey OSH, what's everyone talking about? I don't get the AIDS reference. Jeez, I've been away too long, you're right. and yes, I've brought you all presents. Did I say presents, I meant presence. MINE! Yarrharrrharr!

LaydeeBug

Sometime a while back, I said something about Ez-EEEEEEEEE having THE AIDS, not to be confused with just AIDS and it's just a joke we have. Oh, and I said it cause Ez-EEEEEEE's funny, not because she sucks. Welcome back, you lazy bitch!!! Where've you been?

@288

Being a fat lesbian is the cool thing these days. Or at least, that's what MeganHarris says and she thinks being a fat lesbian is a bad thing, which automatically makes it instead a good thing because MeganHarris sucks.