Apr 17 2006Katie Holmes still really pregnant

Wow. Huge! Her outtie looks nasty!!!

Oh my god she is haneous.

I think the baby is starting to crawl out of her bellybutton!!!!! EWwwwwwwww

I expect L Ron Hubbard to pop out fully grown any day now.

Awww shucks. I thought I might get first with my first ever post. Damn.

Alice

Looks like she has a drawing of the father on her Tee-shirt.
(Note to self : consider switching to Lite beer)

Holy shit, she's turning into one of the Scientology aliens.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

I picture her saying:

"HI GUYSHHHH, ITSH ME KATIE TEEHEE!"

please tell me those teeth are photoshopped!

Is she giving birth to an alien baby or perhaps Rosemary's? This girl has been this huge for almost seven months now. Then, there are the suspicious photos of her belly shrinking at various points in time. See this week's issue of US.

Luckily for us, the demon spawn is taking its sweet time coming out, giving us more time to prepare for the apocolypse.

1. i didnt know tom was the pregnant one

2. what's wrong with her hand

Someone needs to sneak a real doctor into this Scientology birth. I'm giving 5:4 odds that any human coming out of Katie Holmes has got three sixes on its forehead.

3. her hair looks like a birds nest!

Hey Katie, is that a stork on your shirt??? Yeah, that's really not how babies are born. Then again, this baby's conception wasn't done au naturel either.

Quite strange -- remember the photo from just a few days ago where she looked all skinny and the giant basketball was up much higher? Now she looks all puffy again and the belly looks more normal for a pregnant woman. They must have adjusted the pillow better for this photo, and fattened her up before they sent her out in public again. But jeez, doesn't she look like she's about 40 and having dental problems? And hasn't she been pregnant for about a year now? What is Tom waiting for? P.S. that belly button looks like someone is taping a quarter to the basketball.

That surely looks like the result of a tentacle rape. Demon seed, anyone?

PS Tom Cruise REALLY loves the Cock!!

And under that I'm pretty sure she's still wearing a wife beater tightly stretched over her nether regions

friends don't let friends have alien babies- when is someone who cares about this mongoloid going to rescue her-we know tom likes his boys taller, maybe he'll be tempted by Jack-O on stilts

BTW, that baby "dropped" since the last freaky picture... Us gals who've had babies know how that feels. Plus, she looks like a bloated manatee. I can only conclude she's about to birth any second now.

tcltc

Remember the old days ladies ? - when the only strap-on's were used below the belt ?

good lord, isn't she like, eleventy billion months pregnant? It doesn't look like that baby has begun to drop at all.

PS she also looks kinda chipmunky in that first photo

I don't think I need to say anything about the baby (which appears to be making her entire body shift to one side) or the heinous coat with the mini-ruffle on the sleeves. I'm sure somebody else will do that.

But her FACE! What the FUCK? And her HANDS! Those wrinkles! This cannot be Katie Holmes. This is a 40-year-old drag queen playing at Katie Holmes (or, as someone else suggested, it's Tom Cruise in disguise). In the second photo she has the agonized crying-smiling expression of a battered wife trying to convince the world she's just fine. I guess Tom Cruise beats her in the teeth. And the eyes. And the whole face. Whatever it is, it's nasty.

PS: her belly button is the size of a salad plate. Huh?

In the second pic, it looks like she's been eating handfuls of rocks.

She has teeth like a baby shark and the stomach of an adult whale. The baby will be born like an infant horse. The first couple hours it's balance will be off, but by the end of the day, it should be walking.

Because the baby is already 6 years old.

The day after it's born, it will start 1st grade and begin playing tee-ball.

Thanks, Pregnancy, for ruining another hot chick. Just please let us have Beyonce and Jessica Alba for a few more years before you tear your ugly claws into them as well.

Her jacket is very wrinkly.

You ask what Tom's waiting for, TaiTai? He's waiting for the MI:3 premiere, which is May 5. This whole thing has been a stunt to get attention around that movie. There are other pictures from her shopping this weekend where the "baby" is really high up and her boobs are bigger. You'd think with all of the money he paid for this ruse (including the $250K he just shelled out for the in-home "hospital" since God knows no actual doctor in a hospital would play along with this lie), he could afford a better fake pregnancy suit. Please don't see MI:3, anyone. It will just make Tom feel validated.

WHAT-THE-FUCK!?! is with her teeth? Perhaps another rule of Scientology birth is that the mother is to remove any caps or tooth veneers from her mouth...either that or the herpes blisters that were on her lips started eating away at her tooth enamel...

somewhere, james van der beek is crying.

I cannot believe with all of Cruise's money.. this is what she looks like. Shitty outfit, hair a mess, teeth falling out, aged about 20 years... As someone who lives in Toledo, we hear all this stuff about her parents and how LIVID they are with Tom... Her father's an attorney, for God sakes, RESCUE HER!! I've never witnessed anything so shocking in the Entertainment world.. I can't wait to find out what really happened (once her brainwashing wears off) and she's on with Barbara Walters.

OMG, why? Why? Why did you have to show us that picture. do you hate us? yes, yes you do!
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Has anyone noticed that her breasts haven't really caught up to speed with her belly? They'd at least be bumps in her shirt by now. FAKE BELLY FAKE BELLY.

yes, Papa -- she DOES have shark teeth...I bet she can chew food half way down her throat! How 'bout Tommy shelling out for some new chicklets for her? That 'plug' everyone refers to must be to keep that alien in place until his precious premier.
TCLTC!!!

Why was it weird when Michael Jackson used a woman to prove his manhood, but it is "normal" for Tom Cruise to do it with KH? Is this just another form of racism by the Man to keep a brother like Michael down?
If not Cruise has the whole celeb thing wrong-You are not supposed to dump your wife when she gets older and then have children- you dump your wife and then bang as many young hotties as you can- only when you are getting close to creepy old man status do you latch on to the best piece of tail you can for the remainder of your ride i.e Michael Douglas.

Aslo, the chick inthe more cowbell pic has almost the same out fit on, but is soooo much hotter

Hey look, the more cowbell shirt gal totally matches Katie..er..Kate. Scientology maybe in cahoots with Superficial.

#19 this whole "baby dropped" theory would work just fine if the "baby" hadn't already dropped about a month ago in previous photos. Then it mysteriously rose again, then dropped again. They just can't seem to get it together in the photo ops.

#27 you are exactly correct, same point I made in the Sharon Stone thread: Please don't go see MI3! Not that you would be tempted anyway. Kumbaya, let's all take a vow that the Superficial crowd will singlehandedly make MI3 the biggest bomb ever! Not that it will need help with that. But when it bombs you know we will all think it is because of us and our TCLTC mandate. Drinks all around for everyone, on me!

Dammit, you beat me aimtrue...GRIPES!!

What is with these chicks these days? As soon as they're 15 minutes pregnant they start wearing billowy smocks and as soon as they get a belly on them, they switch over to belly/stretchmark baring too-small shirts? Can't she afford maternity clothes? She never even TRIES to dress nicely...just roll out of bed, throw on jeans and whatever is kicked in the corner...why is she famous again?

#34 ...and Warren Beatty in his day.

@34

"Is this just another form of racism by the Man to keep a brother like Michael down?"

Unfortunately, your logic is tragically flawed. Michael isn't a "brother" in any sense of the word, considering that he is neither black, nor male. This argument would only work if you were talking about Michael of the pre-Thriller era.

Nothing would make me happier than if this baby came out black as night. Then, we would all know Katie is just a slut, and we could quit worrying about the end of the world.

good eye, mama -- good eye!

...and that would be because it's overcooked?!?! ....yeah, that's the ticket!

Is her face having the baby or did she just get her wisdom teeth pulled?

In the first picture you can totally see the harness across her chest. FAKE!

I think the quote unquote harness you're referring to is what is otherwise known as a BRA.

i hit it.

no...I mean it...espescially if it came after me trying to eat my soul...I'd hit it repeatedly with anything I could grab.

am i the only one who noticed that she looks like she's about to burst into tears? like the horrible actress she is, she isn't putting up a very good front.
then again, wouldn't we ALL be crying all day if we had to give birth to the antichrist?

p.s. #46, yeah, i can see the harness too. what makes me think that it isn't a mere bra is the fact that it seems to be diagonal, unlike any (earthly) bra that i've ever seen.

Apparently, Tom Cruise is embarking on participating in birthing seminars. He wants to be a family and learn how to take care of Katie.

He says of his children, Isabella and Connor "The kids will have different responsibilities and run in shifts. They're going to help on every level," he tells the magazine."

Shifts?

So, apparently by passing off the duties to the other children will he learn to true meaning of fatherhood.

Who raised these children of his, anyway?

The man is truly insane.

MeganHarris was first!!!!!! She's #1, She's #1!!!!!

Oh, I'm sorry, I meant to say he is a true genius.

Tom Cruise: "We haven't told anybody," says Cruise. "It's either gonna be a boy or a girl."

Ok, seriously, it's about time people realized this chick is hideous. I realized that around the 1st season of Dawson's.

no-she is brainwashed--just has the vacant look....the one who ALWAYS looks like she just finished crying in a picture is Britney....either that or her flaming red nose is her new habit....with this one, the light is on but no one is home....sad :(

Oh, also - who gets pregnant without their boobs getting bigger? She is FLAT.

Thanks for using your eyes Evangelia.

i don't think she's flat - if you look closely you can see that she just put them together and made one really good one.

Since they both dress alike maybe the superficial can replace the more cowbell chick with this picture of Katie Holmes because I am so sick of that ugly bitch's face. and i hate girls who wear slogan t-shirts, like "Brad's Girl" or "Sluts Rock".
Oh wait, I own one but it says, "Love me, Love My Violent Alcoholic Rages" so that's ok.

katie holmes' really turned ugly. wow.

she seriously had it already.. there is no way in hell a pregnant belly looks like that.. unless it is satan's spawn.. which in this case it is.. so i withdraw my original sentence.

59 - I have a shirt that says "Men: Avert your eyes lest your testicles explode in your pants where you stand." The government makes me wear it. And, yes, it's a big shirt.

She seriously needs to talk to Dorian Gray's painter, because she looks like she has aged twenty years in the last six months.

That Scientological indoctrination process must be punishing.

62. Nice old Hollywood referance.

I don't know, Evangelia and jennyjenjen. To me, it looks like one of those big ass Cross Your Heart 18-hour bras. Which are very similar to a harness for a gigantic fake belly. Who knows? Bra, harness, bra, harness. Theoretically speaking, it could be either one.

It looks like her mouth caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a shovel.

Her bellybutton sticks out like a dick on a salmon.

Her pregnancy is more confusing than Chinese arithmetic.

I wouldn't fuck Katie Holmes with mamacita's vagina.

Her and Tom Cruise fit together like socks on a baby chicken.

When she gives birth, I think her ucalatamous might fall out. Or her naval cord. One of 'em.

I'm done.

interesting. I took it as a literary reference. I guess Oscar Wilde doesn't have a blog.

"Bra, harness, bra, harness. Theoretically speaking, it could be either one."

I just have to say...........I think that is probably the weirdest couple of sentences I've ever typed.

I'm willing to give Mamacita that it could be a nasty maternity bra. Sexy as hell. But, I would rather imagine a conspiracy theory in which Katie has a fake pregnancy because Tom loves the cock.

dont you hate it when your bloated with an alien child, and your fiance is a insane midget, and people are snapping pictures of you but they catch you with herpes lips or snaggle tooth, and you cant press your little girl ruffle jacket cuz your fiance has the iron shoved up his ass in an attempt to straighten out the wrinkles in his balloon knot, and then your hair gets stuck in your carmax lip balm?
bad days suck!

OK. Now I'm obsessed check out her breast in picture two.. not a bra.

weirdest sentence i ever typed:
"unlike me, the dog will only lick the peanut butter off, it wont go further."

Don't judge me.

When your penis starts crying and just won't stop take fast-acting nuprin. Side effects may include yellow discharge.

What's wrong with her face? I thought pregnancy was supposed to make your complexion glow. She looks like she's suffering adult-onset acne.

And were her teeth always that jacked up??

@70

I can't see her breast in picture 2. Her giganto man hand is covering it up. Also, just because I'm debating the bra/harness theory doesn't mean that I think her pregnancy is legit. She's pulling a total soap opera move. They have the real baby hidden away in their basement and when she "gives birth", they'll whip it out and spread cream cheese and jelly all over that bitch like it was a Sunday morning bagel. Unfortunately, it won't be very convincing, because like all soap opera babies, it will be born 3 months old.

#69 Ez-EEEE wow the exact same thing happened to me yesterday and yeah, it was my worst day ever. But then I realized, hey, it could be worse. I could be pretending to carry Tom Cruise's evil spawn. So then I felt better.

Ez-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Balloon knots RULE!!!!!! Unless they're wrinkly. Can't deal with a wrinkly balloon knot. Hmmm. Now I have new weirdest sentences.

Is she fucking crying?!

Stop crying bitch, it turns me off!

That's definately a fake stomach. One of the tabloids did comparison shots and she always looks a bit different, and it's not the clothes. Im pregnant and while my stomach gets bigger, it doesn't shrink and the completely change shape.

Why has she gotten so drippy?? She used to be cute now she's just skanky.

mean nate really is MEAN. one time when i was giving him a lap dance he asked if he could take a shit on my tits for $40. and i started crying a little bit because, i didnt want to but the baby needed food and i needed crack. but when he saw me crying, he smacked me really hard and took the $4.63 i had hidden in my ass crack under my thong.
life is hard. and mean ppl suck.

what the fuck is up with that self-destruct button that she has on her belly? I don't know, but for Xenu's sake, she needs to push it already. She looks like arse. For the longest time, she looked like a pretty little 14 years old (even in her 20's); now all of a sudden she looks 40 (and not 40 and fabulous). Tom Cruise should be on trial for crimes against humanity.

She is not pregnant! i refuse to believe it. If indeed Holmes was ever actually pregnant then she has already had this baby. She has been pregnant too long!
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

I'd tap that. Pregnant women are sooo hot, I think with her it would be the natural alien lube in her twat that would make it so easy to slide in!
P.S tom still loves the cock!

thats not a self destruct button ----- Its a bullseye target. Quick someone get me my gun.

She is SO not pregnant. More like she swallowed a balloon.

#27, i'm with you... they're waiting to "have" the baby right around MI3 time. fuck that... i'm all for the protest.

79 - That's nothing. One time when I was on stage MeanNate came up like he was going to put money in my g-string and instead he put a baby alligator in the front of my panties, snapped a couple of mousetraps on my nipples, and wrote "insert" on my ass with a marker, with an arrow pointing to my butthole. I hate that guy.

Um, quick question. Do we think Tom likes the cock? Just wondering.

23 - You fuckin' rock. roflcopter! It's like she was walking through the parking lot, got mugged (notice in the 2nd pic that she no longer has her purse?), was somehow exposed to acid rain ONLY on her hands, and continued with her elephant-inside to smile for the world to admire. :X

On #136 Lohan, Simpson fighting, Tom CruisingForCock said she went to church and prayed that MeganHarris would never post here again. Not only did MeganHarris post today but the little slut got first also, which is why I am no longer Christian because my prayers never get answered either......

Oh yea..Chris died for our sins.......

Wow, a loud scream for help, like when someone is holding a gun to your back and someone rings the doorbell and you try to say "Theres a gun in my back" with your eyes. She's not being very careful with that see through top, you can see the one-piece fake belly very clearly...see the thick straps on top??

While katie pretends to still be prego

tom pretends to squeeze it out---

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/tom_cruise/paranoid_much_20060417.php#comments

Lets take up a collection and pay someone to pull her top up and run away with the "belly"

Oh No MeganHarris got number 1 ---- We should all go number1 on him! No wait, some of us should go number 2 on him.

Look at this pic i found of her through Google images. it's from a month ago and she is twice as big in the older pic. unless the superficial is a little behind on their stories. either way, she has been way too pregnant for way too long.

http://thebosh.com/archives/2006/03/katie_holmes_worried_about_the_upcoming_birth_of_her_baby.php

Does the word "bloated" come to mind? As in extremely? She should be resting, however Tom has to have her out to publicize the fact he is not "gay."

Tom Cruise takes in straight in the ass w/o Astroglide.

I hear that Britney is her role model.

If you stare long enough at Katie's belly, you can see that it is really one of Pamela Anderson's gigantic boobs.

Oh my GOD!! #97

that's the funniest thing!! and so true!

It's official katie is possessed by an alien, now she is having twin alien babies popping out of their cocoon, they're gonna have ray guns coming out of there eyes blowing up everything in sight just like "war of the world".

God help us!!!!

god can't help us now, its up to xenu.

a better view of the harness/bra/under shirt in question...

http://www.katieholmespictures.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=0&pos=16

Have you ever seen X-Men II? So you've seen how Stryker keeps his mutants under control, by dripping some mind-controlling substance on the back of their necks. Then all their freewill vanishes, and they become mindless drones, carrying out whatever devilish plan is required of them.

I think we need to have a photograph of the back of Katie's neck. I think it would explain a lot of things.

Here's a creepy quote I read on CNN.com today from Tom "I Love the Cock" Cruise:

He joked that a sonogram machine he bought when Holmes got pregnant is "strapped to her 24 hours a day. Absolutely, anywhere she goes, we have it attached."

He "joked". Mm Hmm. He wants to make sure that his alien spawn is growing well. You know he lent Katie to Xenu to impregate her.

Also, he said that "they" (read HE) isn't sure whether they'll have the delivery at home or at the hospital. Gee, what would YOU guess? Either way, "it's gonna be a blast". Maybe for YOU, creepizoid.

I canna do it cap'n... she's gonna BLOW!

"Katie Holmes still really pregnant"

Yeah but with her pushing 11 months is she REALLY pregnant or is this technically more of an incubation period?

I predict the baby born on May 6th, 2006...

I don't really know too much about being pregnant, but usually someone at this stage of pregnancy (where you look like your stomach is going to rip from the weight of your baby)usually holds their stomach while walking (occassionally) or rubbing it or scratching it, but there is not one picture of her doing that. Although that really isn't a true indication that she's not pregnant.

http://www.katieholmespictures.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=lastup&cat=0&page=1

I don't doubt she was, at one point, pregnant because she does look like she's gained weight (post-pregnancy fat?), but it doesn't seem real that she's ready to blow and is strolling around shopping on her own. I'm surprised cun+ -face Cruise (who loves the c0ck) is not with her. For someone who is so "concerned" about the baby, he sure as heck is not showing any concern about her wandering town alone close to her "DUE DATE"... but that isn't until May (whenever MI3 is due out), so I guess he has time.

Oh lord, can you imagine if that giant tank is holding twin or triplet TomKats?!

I predict the spawn will arrive between now and Monday, April 24 - just in time for the world premiere of MI3 in Rome. Wonder if Cruise will have placenta in tow?

i predict the baby will be born on october 15, 2007.

everyone knows aliens have a longer gestational period than humans. duh!!

btw, i looked it up (ty god for creating google)
they announced she was pregnant back in october 05, so yea shes only been pregnant publicly for 7 months... which is right.
we're just tired of seeing her syphalis eaten face and his overacted heterosexual role. (btw its such a strech, he may win a lifetime academy award)

but heres something to think about... how long do you reckon cruise sucks on the dildo in katies strap-on before he finally bends over for it?

#37 - Kumbaya? Is that in Nambia?

I bet one day her stomach will explode from her belly-button and a thousand babies are going to crawl out like spiders. Seriously, it happened to my sister's friend's cousin's friend from Nambia.
I used to think that she was really pretty, but since she got with Tom she's looked like shit. Bad mullet-esque haircuts, no make-up, poorly fitting clothes and visible herpe sores. Aren't you supposed to get WAAAAAAY more glam when you marry up like that?

I think she's holding it in waiting for the MI3 premier. It also looks like she ate a shit sandwich for lunch and forgot to floss.

Yea, if I was 9000 months pregnant I would DEFINITELY be shoe shopping. As if it wasn't already pretty clear she had it awhile ago, the guarding the trash thing makes it go from rumor to true. JESUS do I have to fly to L.A. to make some serious bank? WHY hasn't anyone bribed the garbage men so you can sell the pics of empty formula bottles and dirty nappies to the Enquirer???????? I bet they'd be worth a cool mil

Jacq- check your email you hooker.

#112 (Jacq)
Eek, that made my stomach itch just thinking about that. Thanks a lot.

Haven't we've seen this picture like a billion times already? I know I have, she looks like she's about to explode...how sad!

*hacks jacq's email.
*find naked pics of papa hot nuts in very compromising positions with tom cruise.
*throws up a lil bit.
*hides under desk clawing out own eyes.
*promises god and all in ear shot never to hax again.

There are like a million people who are fug every day...need we make fun of the pregnant alien cult member? I'm so over making fun of pregnant people for being fat, what with all the regular fat and ugly people out there just waiting to be ripped to shreads.

Why is she dressed like the "More Cowbell" t-shirt girl in the ad?

if you're going to use the term "fug" go to gofugyourself.com. Not here.

Ez-EEEE

I'm not ashamed of those pictures. And I personally don't think that just because I was holding his cock with one hand, his nuts in the other, a mouthful of jello, and a suspicious white residue on my forehead, is a "compromising position" as you put it. It's just two kids having a whacky Sunday morning, just blowing off some steam from a long week.

Holy hell, she IS a zombie!

http://www.katieholmespictures.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=0&pos=70

You're sure that's not her mom giving up on her and trying for another kid?

the baby wont drop because those pants are keeping he/she in.. wear some sweats you're gonna pop soon anyways katie!!

Oh, poor Katie. I think she's having twins. And I think she was knocked up by AI. And I think she's experiencing some kind of crazy cross between "Rosemary's Baby" and "The Stepford Wives."

Check out this slide show that shows how Katie's belly has grown and shrunk since October.

http://usmagazine.com/features/584katie2.php

No way this chick is really pregnant.

That's gotta be a fake belly. Her belly button was already popping and she looked like she does now 4 months ago.

jesus christ, whats up with the heroin addict circles under her eyes....yiiikes

wow, great site #127, looks like she had it around the first of January,since her stomach is completely flat then, and it would explain the grotesquely exaggerated belly now.....which means it's probably Chris Kleins kid

fake and weird, the both of them. Katie Holmes is a complete sell out, she's probably getting some hefty payment to sell her soul and self to Tommy boy.

#126 - if she was having twins she would of had them by now, twins come early not late.

Poor Katie.. but I think that we all need to stop giving in to what Tom I love the Cock Cruise wants and stop paying attention.. that means you Superficial! TILTCC is getting all the free publicity he has hoped for prancing his zombie about town.. just a thought.

OK, I can't believe none of you guys have noticed this...Look at the first picture just where her t-shirt meets her jeans on the viewer's left side... Either she's wearing granny panties like a South Central crip, wearing a T-shirt underneath her T-Shirt, or that's the infamous belly harness!!!!!!!!I'm just glad she wore sunglasses cause her cult 1,000 mile stare gives me the heebie jeebies. If she is actually pregnant, the pregnant chick titty fairy must have a thing against Scientologists.

Oh yeah, Tom Cruise loves the cock.

Toms belly is almost that big because of all the semen he swallows. Because, you know, Tom Cruise, well, cocksucker.

Charlauz McHall- there you are referencing celebrityreligion again! can't you find another website?

OK I know she's ready to pop but do they have to hit her in the face with a shovel every morning? I mean, what's that supposed to accomplish? Crazy scientologist bastards.

Nice hands on ya Cruella.

Is it me or does she loom like Ozzy osbournes daughter,Kelly!!! LMAO!!

#136 Cant you find another comment? saying it once was funny...bored now! I am shocked (though somewhat flattered) that you even care :-) Glad you noticed! xx

oops, i almost forgot...
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com
hahahahaha

I cannot stand the smug, dumb look on her face these day. This has got to the LONGEST pregnancy in history! Now we know aliens have a longer gestation period than humans.

She hasn't had the baby yet. The child will be born on June 6, 2006, at 6:06:06am. And then Tom will sic the child on everyone who has ever said he loves cock. Then Tom will be free to love the cock because everyone left will be people in denial. Yep. Egyptians.

fake or not she should really start considering MATERNITY CLOTHING. seriously i am so tired of seeing all these pregnant women with regualr shirts streched over their enourmous belly...

She looks like she needs to take a big dump.

HOLY BALLS, TAKE COVER, IT'S GOING TO BLOW

Xenu will punish her!

ok, sorry if anyone already stated this, (i'm too lazy to read through 147 comments) but how come rich people REFUSE to wear maternity clothes?

Nope, the kid will never be born. My sniper team and I took her out 3 o'clock this morning. Funny thing was, as I was watching through the scope, I could swear she looked right at me and said "Thank you."

Katie thinks to self "When I have this baby I can escape these wackos and these last 13 months will become an Engram locked away in my Reactive Mind."

TCLTC

I'm definately boycotting MI3. Which will be quite easy for me since I didn't see either of the first ones. I had no wish to see Tom "I love the cock" Cruise run around and pretend to be hetrosexual by acting all macho and tough.

God I feel sorry for Katie though; imagine having to tell a child that your father is gay, insane and planning on taking over the world one pregnant woman's belly at a time....

Guys, that's not Katie. It's really my piggy bank with a silly coat. :(

Katie's pregnant with a beachball!!

http://www.pretendpundit.com/2006/04/katie_holmes_is.html

Katie's pregnant with a beachball!!

http://www.pretendpundit.com/2006/04/katie_holmes_is.html

I'm not sure why some of you think she's not pregnant. I've had 3 kids and know what pregnancy does to your body and judging by her weight gain and thighs, not to mention her belly, she's definitely preggers.

If you look at the pics in the photo gallery site somebody posted

http://www.katieholmespictures.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=0&pos=0

you'll see that the "harness" you say she's wearing is actually a sleeveless shirt under the one she's wearing. You can see the bottom of it in one of the pics.

As far as her boobs go, the gut has taken over and stretched her shirt to make her look flat.

What worries me is that if any of you have seen the interview with Diane Sawyer and Tom, he basically said she's given up her Catholic religion. Apparently you can be a Catholic, Jewish or whatever Scientologist. He made it quite clear that she was just a scientologist. Which I'm sure impresses her family all to hell.

Diane also asked him how the relationship was with her parents. He said "great". I'm not convinced of that one *LOL*.

What I am wondering is...how come Nicole didn't become a scientologist...are their adopted children scientologists and why didn't Tom and Nicole have biological children if he isn't shooting blanks. Just why did their marriage end?

This is the worst looking pregnant woman EVER!!! Butm then, I must reconsider the fact she is NOT pregnant at all!!!
fake, fake, fake...
No, seriously, I can't believe this woman is pregnant; I've been pregnant, so, I know someting, but this picture is so wrong... I think I will clean up my mind and accept this is Tom Cruise in disguise. Period.

It's not very nice to make fun of pregnant baboon bellied hippos, they're people too you know!!!

UPDATE: I have just been informed that this picture is, in fact, of katie holmes and not a baboon bellied hippo. Please disregard the comment above, and let the bagging commence.

Xenu hates fatties.

dumb as a box of rocks, plus she got the alien eye sticking out her navel...

I have never seen a navel that big that dammmmm...

i've been pregnant twice, and the end of a pregnancy can be a very miserable time. however, i'm sure that time can be made considerably harder when you are forced to hide a tracking device in your mouth. and is part of Scientology rapid aging? isn't she only, like, 15 or something like that? cuz she looks like my grandma Lucille (minus the cigarette and the Black Oak Indian Casino shirt)

Notice the "black van" behind her in the first pic? Filled with Aliens and spare COCK for Tom. He gets very angry when he doesn't get enough COCK.

And, Ez-EEEE, you had me at "the dog will lick the peanut butter off"...

Cruise=Puppet, will you just stop calling me? Really! It's so unfair to your wife...

@ #153
Thats too funny!

So let's see now, Angelina Jolie ruined Brad Pitt (as well as his marriage to Jennifer Aniston), Tom Cruise ruines Katie Holmes career, life and brain (well maybe that was already gone) and his own career. And now Angelina Jolie is trying to adopt a kid from every 3rd world country in the world to create her own, live-action Disney's "It's a Small World" exhibit. Yeah..I'd say that's about right. I don't think there has ever been a stronger time for thesuperficial.

This has got to be the longest pregnancy known to man. I've had 2 babies and the last thing I wanted to be doing in the final day was shopping. Something's strange about this whole thing.

LOL #148

You people are so negative, you believe in conspiracy theories, contrails and bigfoot too?
She is pregnant, 8 months she had no boobs to begin with so why would they outgrow her belly? AND skinny women really do look abnormal when pregnant. Her teeth are the same just shot at a different angle. Get over yourselves. I'm sure you are all super hot and have room to talk. NOT!

I was thinking the same thing #147.

I hope for her sake she ends up having a c-section. It looks as though the baby will be HUGE. We should start putting up bets as to the size of this kid! My guess is 10 lbs 10 oz!

LOL #163 + 166

I don't know what you all are talking about her not wearing maternity clothes. I don't know any woman in her right mind that would wear a shirt with storks all over it if they weren't pregngnt. that is definitely a maternity shirt. Maternity clothes are just starting to look like regular clothes now, too tight!

i still think she is going to give birth like the guy in the first "Aliens" movie!

I don't know what you all are talking about her not wearing maternity clothes. I don't know any woman in her right mind that would wear a shirt with storks all over it if they weren't pregngnt. that is definitely a maternity shirt. Maternity clothes are just starting to look like regular clothes now, too tight!

i still think she is going to give birth like the guy in the first "Aliens" movie!

oops, double post.

What the hell is wrong with her mouth? She looks like Tom kicked her and she's now missing teeth.

This just in: Tom Cruise plans to eat the placenta. WTF?!?

167: did you seriously just use "NOT"? Mike Meyers called & he wants his life back...

You're fat, ugly, pregnant, flat chested & an alien who killed JFK, Sharonlee.

#169 - Ha ha! So true!

@169 and 176

OMG, ROFLMAO!! You guys are, like, so funnny!!!

Jesus #167, you couldn't be more of an asshat, this board isn't for people who want to defend anyone associated with the most repulsive person ever. Also, have you seen pics of Gwen Stefani? She's a normal looking pregnant person, and was practically anorexic when she became pregnant. There aint NUTHIN' right with the way KH looks so SHUT UP

#154, you're never going to get an "answer" from anyone here, this is for haters only, so let me school you. No matter what you say about her outfit here, the pics don't lie. Her stomach was completely flat in January, which is when these freakish pics of her started to arise. Ya see, the baby isn't his. My guess is after all the people he "interviewed" for his wife turned him down, he got wind that poor little virginesque Katie got herself knocked up by Chris Klien and went in for the kill. It didn't hurt that it was published she had fantasies as a kid about marrying him (loser) The time frame is right. Late last summer it was reported that although they lived together they didn't want to have sex before marriage..... Oh btw, the marriage between he and Nicole ended because he's gay, and the marriage was never consimated, he doesn't have sex with women. As for the kids, they are home schooled and strict Scientologists.

MY GOD... is this the same person???
Tom what the hell have you done???
http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Katie-Holmes-Posters_i992245_.htm

Can I ask a dumb question? What's the ROF part of ROFLMAO? Just curious, I'm not stupid or fat.

TCLTC!

She's really "dropped" since the last Katie pic. That kid is coming any day. Any day, people!

Jacq.

if you're serious, it stands for Rolling On Floor....

if that was sarcasm, sorry i didn't get it.

i'm not stupid or fat either!!! Yea!!

#154: "why didn't Tom and Nicole have biological children if he isn't shooting blanks."

All together now!

Becuase...

Tom loves the cock.

#178, so true and good call pointing that out.

Katie is not and cannot be pregnant because ...

...Tom loves the cock.

#177 - I just spit out this big glass of cold semen I was drinking all over my moniter and paperwork because your post was so fucking funny!!!

#188

I totally just shit so hard that I broke a rib and burst several blood vessels in my eyes because your post was so fucking funny!!!

Jesus! How shallow can we get around here folks. She's pregnant you gain weight when your pregnant. If your dick curled up and cried I suggest you go get it checked out for your own good.

is it just me or does it look like there is another fetus that decided to implant it's self into her bellybutton making it another womb on her. as for her teeth i am pretty sure the sientology church is making her eat rocks which is probably to do with her not being allowed to make any noise during her labour