Apr 7 2006Katie Holmes gets a pacifier

okay that's just wrong, why would you make up that?

Is it a Dildo?

I deny any knowledge of this.
If she wants to suck Binky - I'm expecting more of a relationship

"In keeping with a Scientology silent birth, Tom is prepared to do whatever it takes to muffle Katie's moans and groans during the delivery."

So what does that mean? He's gonna hold her mouth shut? Gag her? Sounds a little creepy. I hope she takes the pacifier and shoves it up his ass. Then again he may like that.

im sick of this people, katie & tom are nasty!!!!!!

I dontunderstand why he is sooo conserned about her being silent.. what every happened to having a baby screaming I F@*king hate you you f@*king A$$hole...blah,blah,blah..

what a homo

All I can say is.....

This is fucked up!

For real guys: how long has Katie been pregnant now?

So, after she uses the pacifier during birth, is Tom going to allow Katie to suck on his man-boobs for milk?

They say that's best for the baby, too.

I think they should give her a bottle of Scotch and put a bullet between her teeth, like in the Civil War. And just to piss off Tom, when the baby starts to emerge, Katie should star screaming "Yankee go home!" If only I was in charge of famous birthings...

Tom didn't have to get the adult sized binky made. He's just going to use his supersized butt plug. Tom loves the cock!

#10 -- that's brilliant! I think my c-section would have gone splendidly if they had tossed in a bottle of scotch. And Atlanta had been burning all around me. And if I had a... um... "house worker" I could slap for not knowing "nothing about birthin' babies."

Those southern belles know how to get it DONE!

I guess giving her his dick to suck on was simply out of the question. You know, because she's not a man.

not deaf people, dead people. They couldn't hear it right.

Maybe he should give her a bat so that she could beat him about the head and neck area to help redirect her pain.

That's what I would like to do.

#12 - ha ha, "houseworker"

I can just imagine the photo album:

This is Katie having her first contraction...
Here is one of Tom rubbing Katie's feet...
Here is the nurse checking how dialated she is...
Here is Katie feeling the pain... starting to sweat - ain't she beautiful?...
Here is Tom trying to calm Katie down with silient whispers in her ear...
Here is Tom offering Katie the pacifier...
Here is Katie screaming and ripping of Toms ears...
Ahhh... what a baby! It's a boy! It's got tenticals!... I mean testicles...
Here is Tom in the ICU... after having the pacifier removed from his ass and his ears stitched back onto his head...
What a perfect little happy family!

I find it rather amusing that he wants the birth to be silent. I wouldn't have thought with all his blabbing that the concept of silent was even in his vocabulary.

If he's so concerned about silence why doesn't he shut-up?

I heard that Tom got a postcard with a photo of Earth taken from space...

On the back it said, "Wish you were here."

GPSRescueGuy, ROTFLMAO!

I wish Tom Cruise would be silent while his brain is giving birth to all this bullshit that he spews.

that's not a pacifer..it IS tom cruises penis...i mean PLEASE...a pacifer is near twice as large...esp. the girth...

Well... what exactly is your definition of sex ?
I repeat. I did not have sex with that woman.
I does however, sound a lot like my evil twin.

Why doesn't he just have the scientologists remove her voicebox? Come on, it's not like she'll ever use it again with Tom around...and it would be a surefire way to keep her quiet during the precious silent birth.

I am a propeller of natural child birth.

And I think it's a good thing that Katie won't be hooterin' and hollerin'. Especially if it's a boy.

I mean, heh, a man's got the rest of his life to hear a woman yellin' at him!

* This message paid for by George W. Bush.

Why doesn't she just clamp down on Tom's balls with her hands during birth and make sure he's not allowed to shout either.

Tom Cruise's singing hairpiece was not available for comment!

#25 Do you mean you are a proponent of natural childbirth? I cannot even find a mental image of what a propeller of childbirth would be. Something involving a boat?....

TCLTC

I am now starting to think Katie isn't pregnant. Okay, remember when she first came out as being pregnant, and she was at Tom's kid's soccer game? She was wearing that flowing shirt and her belly button was already an outtie, so people were guessing she was like 5 months prego. However, she's still pregnant, so at the time, she was really like 3 months, when a lot of women don't show. And then her belly got smaller, then bigger again.

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/katie-holmes/katie-holmes-anatomy-of-a-fake-pregnancy-165400.php

he didn't father the kids he had w/nicole, so this is probably his first time being around a live birth AND HE HAS NO F'CKING CLUE HOW PAINFUL IT ACTUALLY IS. he probably thinks the childbirth pain is comparable to taking 2 dicks in the ass at once, which he can stay quiet for.
isn't there something out there that states they can't really make any noise aroudn the baby till its a week old? like that's really healthy.
what concerns me the most is there are no real scientologists "doctors", real doctors are too smart for that cult shit. you'd have a better labor with the drunken hobo that smells like piss helping you out than any scientologist "doctor".
i apologize for the lengthy rant.

I thought she was already having pacifiers slipped into her water every 4 hours to keep her from waking up and fleeing that chamber of horrors that is Tom's house. The one thing I'm curious about is how he got the semen out of his vagina to impregnate her.

This came out a long time ago but it's really worth revisiting. Make sure you have your sound on. http://www.tcruiseko.ytmnd.com/

Why doesn't he just stuff one of his pet gerbils in her mouth?

She is going to need SOMETHING to bite down on for sure. It's gonna be hard giving birth to a baby you've been pregnant with for 18 months.

Sources say that he bought it from here:
http://www.1greatadultstore.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=1&Product_Code=PD7602-99

There's something called dignity that Tom Cruise is SO clueless about. IT's just plain undignified to make a grown pregnant woman do that, and besides that, it's fucking weird as hell to even think about using a binky to silence the "moans and groans" of a pregnant woman. Would someone please KICK the shit out of him, if not I will!

Yeah, and on top of all this, he killed Oprah too.

Rumor floating around:

===I heard a juicy rumor today on the radio (Kroq) that she was already 2-3 months pregnant when she met Tom. And the baby's daddy is probably Chris Klein but then he dumped her and she started dating Tom. Sp she told Tom he said he would take care of her and the kid and help out her career. That means that she's already had the baby 2 months ago, but they are using a pillow or prosthetic as her pregnant belly to make it look like she got preggars when she met Cruise! This could totally be true, because really, it doesn't make sense that she is walking around shopping, about to burst, and Tom is in germany with his plane on call (and it would take him 13hrs to get back to CA so he would miss the birth anyway). So the rumor is that when they bring out the baby, it will be a 3 month old and not a newborn. The source said she based her theory on pictures taken of Holmes since she announced the pregnancy and other Hollywood insiders. If this is true, how great would that be!===

Makes sense to me.

I need to get some of what those two are taking. Must be a hell of a buzz! Imagine sitting around their dinner table watching them clack their lips and grunt and point at things instead of talking...

I'd believe it. Who knows.

i just wished they'd come clean about these strange things.. instead of saying the press MAKES stuff up

Here's a picture of the binky in question:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/oldhamedia/3883208

I found a picture of what the baby is going to look like

http://www.mediabum.com/html/Alien-Baby.html

This guy needs to blow up and be gone. Can you imagine dinner with her Catholic parents and Tom? Oh wait I am sure they have never been together as Katie is just an over paid whore having a baby for a frek show so she can get more movie roles. Its all making sense to me now.

He's fucking insane! Why doesn't he just sew her mouth shut and prick her with a gigantic needle everytime she makes a sound?

she's having a alien, tom wants everything in silence and not in a hospital she's been pregnant for a year, he wants everything in silence because it gonna be a awful looking creature from another planet he can't wait to worship this creature which is going to be the anti-christ...so he can rule the world.

Tom wouldn't just lend her his dildo because that's his. He doesn't share.

39. Your almost right. Chris Klein is Katie's baby's father. But when Chris started dating Tom...

Its a blackmail thing.

ugh. You're... Damn Percocet

oshkosh (#10),
i hear ken burns is making an 84-part documentary about the civil war soldiers giving birth.
man, it's tough in the trenches.

I've given birth twice.

The first time they overdid the anaesthesia so much that I couldn't feel my legs for two days. That time I was yelling because my legs were dangling dead meat.

The second time, they turned the drip off too early and it was O NATURALLE by the time delivery time rolled around. That time I was yelling at them because it hurt like a mo-fo.

The moral is that (1) doctors fuck everything up and (2) you WILL make noise when a huge cranium comes out your 'gina...no matter what.

If she doesn't get a proper epidural or have an emergency C-section, she WILL be screaming (probably nasty words and accusations), no matter how many pacifiers he crams in her mouth.

#32 - a little tribadism a/k/a clam jousting.

Wait, so Tom's a pedophile now?

I'm so confused.

#32: Kudos.

I can't wait to not see Mission Impossible 3.

oh, he has nooooo idea... i hope the labour goes on for 57 hours, and he'll be so freaked out that katie's a sobbing screaming mess on the floor, pooping, throwing up, and looking like hell.... and after all her hard work, they want to take the baby away for 24 hours... harness the mother-bear power katie, and run, run away.

#26 -- agreed! If she can pass what's likely to be a baby the size of a 10-pound bowling ball through her little slit without making a sound, lets see him offer up his little nuts in silence.

Katie at 5 centimeters: "TAKE THAT FREAKING PACIFIER OUT OF MY MOUTH!! WHAT THE %$#@$ WAS I THINKING WHEN I EVEN SLEPT WITH YOU, YOU #$#@$ ALIEN SCIENTOLOGY FREAK!!!! I WANT AN EPIDURAL NOOOOOWWWWWW!!!"

freaks

I saw this movie! It was called Rosemary's Baby.

junebug, I was thinking the same thing. You know that scene in Rosemary's Baby where she has the bad dream? Her birth will be like that, and the delivery doctor will be Satan!

Where's Dawson when you need him?

"Tom Cruise Gags Pregnant Fiancee". What a story. i wish I worked at the National Enquirer right now!

good one #26!!! #39, are you serious??? i always thought her tum tum looked kinda wierd, but then again, in no doc...but i heard that after the kid is born, there going to break up and he wants sole custody of his little Xenu. aaawwww, he really thinks that by having poor katie (who needs to get back with chris klien )rub her tum tum and say l ron hubbard that his spawn really WILL be....remember the south park episode??!!!!
luv ya all guys and babes!
<3

sorry me again.. #31---- AWESOME rant!!!!!....and if you enjoyed THAT diatribe, get ready for this!
yeah who the hell does tom think he is, of couse hes had a few giant butt plugs and a few dildos and a cock or 2 in his ass at the same time, but i HIGHLY DOUT that hurts as much as giving birth!!!!!! what a fucktard. oh, excuse me, i might upset the wrath of xenu and then all the body thetans of mine will be permantly negative until i pay the cult-- i mean church-- of scientoloCRAZINESS a few million so that i can possibly be alright and not infected with so much evil and negative vibes xenu caught in a soul catching machine....right....

oh, so so sorry its me again...i seemed to have mispelled "DOUBT". just wanted to clear that up before someone got offended and gave me a link to a dictionary. i have an idea! why dont you ( you know who you are ) just go ahead and GRADE all of us posting on this blog on our spelling, grammar and rhetoric?

I'm a Scientologist and I'll tell you that this crazy story about Xenu is total crap. Some people in the press keep saying that this Xenu story is what Scientologists believe. This is such garbage and it's a story repeated over and over and is intended to keep people from looking into what Scientology actually is. So why would some in the media intentionally try and keep people away from Scientology you ask? Because most media is well paid by the pharmaceutical industry. They see Scientology as a threat to their profits because it is. Scientology has many, many answers that work and are practical. Let's look at 1 example of how the psychiatric drugging industry is hurt by Scientology technology... Let's assume you know someone who has been depressed for several months or even years. Did you know that with Scientology you can literally snap him out of his dark days and make him feel happy again, sometimes in less than five minutes. How could this be? Because Scientology helps and works like nothing else before it. There is no need to be on a psychiatric drug everyday for the rest of your life. This is just one of thousands of solutions Scientology has and it would take literally books to tell you all it has to offer and can do. Give a Scientologist just a few minutes of your time and you'll quickly realize what a sham psychiatry and the psychiatric drugging business is. It's OK to be skeptical about Scientology, but don't assume that what you've been told about it is actually true. Just ask yourself would all these celebrities be involved in it if didn’t help them and others tremendously?

HTTP://WWW.WHATISSCIENTOLOGY.ORG