Apr 24 2006Justin Timberlake likes photographers

First! Hurrah!

Also, is anyone actually at all interested in Justin Timberlake getting petrol? If getting petrol makes you super-famous then I'm off to Esso right now...

So, we know getting gas in your car is the most awesome, but what about HAVING gas?? I had lots of cheese with dinner last night. I have pictures. Not of the gas. Everyone knows you can't take pictures of farts. But, I do have some pretty good ones of my face while I'm trying to squeeze one out.

The only thing funnier than lighting a fart would be Tiberlake lighting a cigarette while pumping gas. Because then he would die.

Oh, Justin, you're such a badass. Giving the finger while you fill up your Beemer is so rebellious!

He's so yesterday.
DA

He saw the sign behind him and checked his oil. Guess where his finger was? He looks a quart short to me.........

I think Edna Bambrick was the photographer. That's right Edna, even JT thinks you suck, and he's a Lakers fan (ohhh SNAP!!!).

I don't care about him. Get me a picture of his credit card number. Black AmEx? Check. I can call and request another card for me because we both talk like girls.

I bet there are 2 things he's glad he cut off. His chia hair and Britney. Talk about dead weight.

I'm glad the papparazzi though it necessary to snap pictures of Justin filling up at a gas station.

I feel so utterly satisfied having seen him do something so routine and boring.

Tickled me pink.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Sharkbite: If we want to go to other websites I think we're all smart enough to figure out what we want on our own. So you can stop advertising for your stupid-ass wehateverybody bullshit on every post you leave. Okey dokey? Glad to see we're all on the same page now.

He was just angry because he was running late for fight club.

No one's forcing you to go the site biatcho, you fucking cockblock, and no one is going to listen to your stupid ass regardless of what you say, just because you are too stupid to not click on the pretty little links on pages, doesn't mean anyone has a similar affliction. Go back to watching your entertainment tonight, and worry about JLo's hairdo, and leave the complicated stuff to the fast food employees.

I agree with Sharkbite. Thanks to the papparazzo for clearing things up. I always though Justin Timberlake flew everywhere he went, or had a manservant to fill up his car. My God, this bends my mind, what if he actually buys groceries and eats too? Please oh please can I see pics of that?

He's lucky ANYONE will still photograph him....he is sooooo not anymore.

I suppose I'm the first person to point out that both Justin Timberlake and Marc Anthony are driving a black 7 series. Which raises the important question: was Marc Anthony instructing timberlake how to react from the innards of the bimmer?

I'm just going to go ahead and assume that "The Angry Men With Goatees" club not only exists, but that they're watching us right now, stroking their oily goatees and grabbing their crotches.

Can I just be the first to say this new sever totally kicks ass?!!!

And by sever I of course mean server! If was talking about severing something it would be JT's middle finger!

My Penis is this big

BRAT!

#13: I never said anyone has forced anything on me. What I will force on you is a massive cockpunch to your liver, because you're dick is so shriveled it is now all up in your liver. fucko!

And yes the new server totally kicks ass. Except I see they're still letting the dumb ones log on.

try as hard as he may, he's still the whitest white boy EVER

Hey Biatcho, glad to see ya again. Do you still have yours?

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime warranty.

Happy Fun Ball! Accept no substitutes!

I'd still do him. finger or no finger.

He's flaunting his penis size alright.

MeganHarris is done with "her" morning boy scout brunch, pancakes, whipped butter, Aunt Jemima and pre-pubescent-penis-sausages.

Oh good, the paparazzi caught his good side...NICE!

Hate his music, but the boy can dance. If I was gonna go gay, he'd be the one. The one crying and screaming "ouch!" into the pillow. mwaaahaaahaaaa

26 - reading that caused my mouth to fill with the sweet taste of maple...

Gosh! Please, somebody in this planet must tell JT that his car is soooooooo yesterday!!!!

I think he needs support to buy a new car.Well...perhaps he's just too stupid for that!
I recommend the brand new BMW serie #3 and the Porsche Cayman. They were both chosen the best cars in the world.
However I don't think JT knows what that means!

Looking to his face, I agree the only thing he recognizes at this very moment is his middle finger and his dumb face girlfriend!

JT u look quite like a tramp!

24: Do not expose Happy Fun Ball to the sun.

I find these pictures way more entertaining than those celebs who attempt to "hide" unsuccessfully from the paparazzi.
Justin is saying that a picture of him pumping gas is stupid. He thinks it's just as stupid as we do. You have to admit, that if he had grinned like an idiot instead, everyone would be blasting him for hamming it up for his "wow, I can pump gas" photo.

#30: are you teying to pretend your mamacita? Judging by the fact that you used 7 o's in so and have a vast knowledge of extremely cheeseball cars my guess is you are NOT mamacita and you never will be. And dumb face? Why don't you just call him poppycock and be done with it?

@29
Hot, buttery syrup? Does it overflow your mouth and slowly drizzle over your chin, forming puddles on top of your high, firm, mammoth mammaries, then dripping off your rosy, erect nipples, pooling in your warm, wet crotch - the scent of the maple-butter mingling sweetly with the aroma of girl-juice and Nonoxynol-9...

Like that?

@30
Your handle sucks almost as bad as your content. Go away and leave the hijinx to the professionals.

most celebs today are just completely devoid of any class... case-in-point... jiven justin timblerfuck... Oops, now that wasn't too classy either was it!... I still stand by my statement!!!

Mr Fritz: Do you still own a pair of Bad Idea Jeans?
I had unprotected sex with some girl while I was in Columbia, I figured... when am I getting back there? BAD IDEA!

This loser, he oughta be grateful anyone takes a pic of him at all. He's trying to look tough or macho or something. Maybe he's trying to impress MeganHarris since she loves the washed up cock and the diseased ho music.
He is so gay, why else would he be with Cammy "Usta Bea Man" Diaz? Her hands give it away...

Yeah, I still own a pair. Now that I have kids, I feel a lot better having a gun in the house.

Justin Timberlake is a douchebag!

Wow. In reference to that "Madrecitah" post. I can't believe that there's anyone who uses the phrase "so yesterday" in regular conversation. It's a Hillary Duff song!!!!!!!!! That would be like someone saying "So, would you like me to top off your coffee, ma'am?" and then you say "Hit me baby one more time!". Let's see if we can come up with any other phrases to use in everyday conversation that were originally spawned by craptastic "singers". Or, let's don't. Because then I'll have to kick someone in the penis.

That's it, #34, I'm turning off my web cam. Maxim scholarship or no, sometimes a girl just needs private time with Mrs. Butterworth.
P.S. They're rosy because they know you're talking about them.

Hooray for him he pumps his own gas!

oh, such class. i'm SO glad now that i paid 29% interest 7 years ago to some scalper so my daughter could go see a nice clean act.
then again, maybe it's a comment on our current gas prices??

and, holy, cow, osh, if i wasn't straight.....

whoo-boy. that one really got me going. sorry, trotter! that was excellent!

I like that he gives the half-assed version of the finger, not the really defiant, all other fingers curled in tight version.

More importantly, the guy has gone beyond white. He's now officially ivory.

I used to like that man before he broke up with brtiney.he was always preaching about keeping one's virginity before marriage! but guess what..he is a such a pose! He spilt the beans about his "relationship" with brit,and now look at what he's doing! If he just acted the way he really is from the start, i d have respected him, but to pretend to be something he's not makes him unworthy of respect.

Sorry Mamacita! I'm from Brazil and I must admit my deficiency in your language. I was just trying to practise. Sorry for that. I didn´t see your nick. I've got a friend in Salvador that uses this nickname so I decided to use it with her permission.
My apologizes!

And Biatcho! Thanks for the tips!
Trotter, I'd be very glad if u come to Brazil, especially Rio de Janeiro! I'd love to let u in a favela just like Rocinha and see what they could do to you! Have you seen City of God already? So, just like this...e aproveita vai tomar no meio do olho do teu cú, certo?
Falow, northamericans do caralho!

Stupid dink! He should be thanking his lucky stars that anyone even gives a crap about him to take his picture. Hmmm, Justin, guess that losery Janet's-boob-popping-out-of-shirt stunt of yours (and Janet's) didn't give your career quite the boost you thought it would. In fact, it seems as though we haven't seen much of you at all since then. You're a dink, just go away so I don't have to see you being a dink. DINK!!!

To say that it is Cameron Diaz which makes use of it of this finger. This man does not have taste, even if I adore what it does!

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Is he trying to be a badboy or just trying to look ugly? The finger in this fashion from Justin doesn't make me think he's the number one badboy in Hollywood, makes me think he just loves attention...

I love JT! He IS so sexy to me. I don't know why people want to diss Cameron. She seems like she moved on relatively easy considering they dated for like 3 yrs. And Jessica "I heart my ass" Beagle....BOOOOOOOOORING. You can tell from pics that she is a TOTAL chameleon for JT. At least Cameron lived her life and JT came along for the ride, i.e., surfing. And Cameron's body....wayyyyyyyyyyy hotter. Her perfect legs and stomach. OMG - amazing. Jessica's legs are short and she is smuggling hamhock knees. She uses her boring butt on her boring disposition as a decoy. YAWN. I say once a man has an older woman, everyone else feels like babysitting. JB is on borrowed time. Waaaaaaaay 2 much of a drag. And why does it seem JT is always ANGRY?! PS: Go to "full service" you woos. I won't date you JT if you are always cranky. I have my limits! Well, maybe just once!