Apr 3 2006Howard Stern gets people spit on

First to say....who the fuck cares.

Why the long face??

That bitch deserves to be spit on. Have you seen that lame ass Master Card commercial?

People with very yellow hair are automatically NOT hot. And people with super-ugly freaky boyfriends are really not hot. Perhaps the spit is automatically drawn to skank.

He will now have the deranged man on his show, where the man admits that he too, fucked Lindsey Lohan. Then Howard will have him make out with a porn star, hit a lesbian in the vagina with a fish, and then measure his penis while farting and getting vomited on.

The stupid biatch must have mucous instead of brain matter floating around in her head to be with that fugly ass bastard. She needs to be slapped upside her f@cking head instead of just spit on.

Ramooooneeeee... Get that horse faced CUNT a tissue.

#'s 1, 2, 3, 4 & 6 - go die in a fire please!!

You should not talk shit about people such as Howard and Beth - They rule....so you can suck a fart out of my ass!!

Nice to see the NYPD has nothing better to do with their time but hunt down guys that spit on ugly people. Eff the murderers and rapists that scour the city on a nightly basis.

Howard said he wanted to talk about the front-page story in today’s New York Post about him, and prefaced it by thanking the New York Police Department for the help they gave him. Howard then played a clip of this morning’s Channel 11 News that explained the situation. In the tape, the reporter revealed that “a crazed fan” allegedly tried to attack Howard and Beth on Saturday night, yelling at them and threatening their lives on the street. The report also noted that Howard identified the man later in the night after he was arrested.
Howard responded that the report wasn’t entirely accurate, so he gave his side of the story. Howard recalled that, following dinner with Beth on Saturday, they decided to walk home. However, Howard said that, as they were walking, a man who appeared to be homeless – not a fan – came up to them and wouldn’t leave them alone. Howard then said that he could tell the man was going to cause “an incident,” so he demanded that Beth run ahead to let him handle it. Howard added, though, that Beth refused to do so, but was eventually able to get a cab as the man continued to keep pace with them. Howard proceeded to report that he insisted Beth get in the cab first, and that, after she did, he heard her scream. Howard added that the man somehow got out of his line of sight for a moment, and spit a loogie in Beth’s face through the open window.
Howard said that, once Beth was dropped off at their apartment, he called 911 and the NYPD was “so accommodating.” Howard went on to comment that he “had no choice” but to call the police because of the occurrence, explaining that the offender seemed “dangerous.” Howard then mentioned that the police were able to locate the man’s whereabouts and both he and Beth made a positive identification of him

Stern is a washed up wanker. His bit was funny the first 20 million fucking times he did it. His bimbette must see his "inner beauty", because he looks like the business end of a horse in heat.

I think Manderoni is really the "crazed fan" the news was talking about. You really are following Howard f@ckface Stern a little too closely.

#10...you are a wanker groupie!

Whatever man...I don't care....yeah I'm a fan and I follow them closely. But you guys are stupid, you have to make fun of everything and everyone - even when they are actually talented and funny people. You guys aren't funny, you're a bunch of nobody's....me too. But Howard's cool and his show is amazing and if some homeless guy spit in your face, you know for dam sure you'd want the cops to do something about it.

No more Stern posts please. The last thing this site needs is Howard's wanker-groupies fouling the collective air with thier retarded musings.

And the word is Fuck people, not F@ck or F@ckface. We're all grown up's here (sort of), I think we can handle the occassional f-bomb right? Fucking A.

Manderoni and NewGuy should hook up. They sound like they'd make a great couple.

It's geographically impossible for me to be a wanker as I'm not a fuckin' limey little idiot...wanker???? Oh please, keep that one in the UK!! HOWARD RULES, you all suck ASS!!!!

#14... Stern is as talented as a pile of saturday night chach vomit... I bet he smells similar too actually... with a hint of gruyere I bet. Seriously, fuck that douchebag and his gold-digging bimbo. His show makes me want to rip off my ears own ears and shove them in his mouth just to shut him the fuck up.

Stern can lick my balls. What the hell makes this guy so popular. Man, you know who is cool: Michael Flatley. Thaks right, the lord of the dance. he is a true Pimp.

Check out the PIMP OF THE WEEK at this new website, THE VELVET HOT TUB. Obviously all the pimps are lame, but it is pretty funny. for instance matlock was a pimp.

http://www.thevelvethottub.com

Manicotti- would you rather be called a douchebag instead of a wanker.

Ok douchebag!

Throw Sarah Jessica Parker and Mr. Ed in with those two and you could stage a mighty fine production of "My Pretty Pony: The Musical."

"Why the long face" indeed.

Pa pa pony, pa pa pony...

Pumkin did it.

#19 -

Whaaaa? Paris Hilton is dead?

Say it ain't so. This is JUST like christmas.

Haha. April Fools.

I'm a Howard fan also, but give me a break dude, this is the Super. I'm not gonna cry like a little bitch when people bust on Howard or Beth, because they are both funny looking.

"But you guys are stupid, you have to make fun of everything and everyone - even when they are actually talented and funny people".

I'll bet any amount of money, that if he heard you take up for him on a site where we make fun of that kind of shit, he would call you a dumbass. Which is what I'm trying to say in so many words.
DUMBASS!!!!

I can hear Artie in the backround going WAHHHH WAHHH!!!!!

You know what I'm talking about...

I don't care who you are, nobody deservs getting spit in their face. It's disgusting and one of the rudest things you can do. I hope that guy gets thrown in jail and ass raped by a very horny and angry cellmate.

Howard and crew make me laugh way more than this site ever has. I'm guaranteed a daily fit of laughter with Howard, where I sometimes only get a chuckle or two here. The way Howard can interview or talk about a celebrity is purely masterful. Robin's news always points out the ridiculousness of this world. That being said, I'll still come to The Superficial for the comments, pictures, and video clips.
Personally, however, I do feel sorry for Beth. Just as I would feel badly if anyone who makes my day a little brighter has crap like that happen to them.
But Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Tom Cruise, Paris Hilton, and the rest? I say go ahead and bring on the nasal mucus, baby!

Hey, if you spit in someone's face, you deserve your fucking teeth kicked in. That's bullshit. I'm no Stern fan, but I'm glad they got that little scumbag punk.

Would you rather take the 10 seconds to read about stern, or "Paris Hilton Proves She's a Dumb Slut, Again!"
Seriously, make your comments about how funny looking he is, or how only stupid girls spit...but not "why is this even news"

but i guess it doesn't compete w/ the front page power of "Russel Crow breaks smoking laws"

Stern is a pussy. He should have punched the guy in the face.

Man that is a bitch thing to do. My girlfriend got spat on because I am an asshole and I am going to snitch about it. Ironic this is the type of shit that he makes fun of in his show but when it happens to hin he becomes such a little biach. I would have loved to heard what he had to say about Tom Cruise getting squirted by a water mike. Bet they had sound tracks of water being skirted. The only thing that would have been funnier would have been gargaling noises while he told his story.

It still boggles my mind that people have to be so defensive on these posts. "Howard Stern rules", "I love Paris" "Whitney can't help it if she's a crack-ho" If you can't stomach the sarcasm, get the fuck off this blog. And if someone spit at me, and my husband didn't beat the shit out of him, I would be really pissed off. Be a man, Stern, you ugly fuck-face.

I saw Howard on Letterman lately and I think he is probably a good guy deep down.
But when you're making $ 500 million plus and many of your core listeners work at 7-11 - I think there may a bit of 'disconnect' with the audience.
Probably lots more spit on the way Howard. Comes with the job when you're the 'King of all Media.' They don't always throw cake.

neeeeeiiiiggghhhhh! Sure she's blonde, but DAMN that's one horseface if I ever saw one!

Spitting on horses isn't illegal. Was it necessary for Stern to call the cops out on that?

Are you really a "fan" if you spit on your idol? I don't think this dude was into Howard at all.

I'm sorry, but isn't that a picture of the same horse that paralyzed Christopher Reeves?

Someone should really put er down...
or spit on er...
either or!

In response to #5 - all the while riding the Sybian!

Beth did not deserve to be spit on by all means. However, this girl is so far in Howards shadow and should just stay there. She needs to realize what side her bread is buttered and just sit back and enjoy what she has.

I actually was on his show years ago (no nudity, no fish slapping, farting, or Fred's Money) and off air, Howard really is a down-to-earth guy who "gets it" that its a show, and is grateful to his guests who come on their own time.

Having said that, I stopped listening when he went to uh-uh-uh...oh yeah, Sirius. Sorry, payin' for that show is not worth the 20 years I listened to it for free. Time to grow up and move on, as Howard did.

You know you're a real man when a hobo can spit on your girlfriend while you're running away. Seriously, he's already admitted to having a ridiculously small penis; he has (what some would deem) a "hatchet face," ... and also, he has the physique of an anoxeric Quasimodo. But he's rich. So there.

Stern: Hello 911?

911: "State the nature of your emergency."

Stern: "About a half-hour ago, someone spit on my pet in a cab.

911: "Your pedicab? That's not an emergency"

Stern: "But I'm a celebrity?"

911: "Yeah, who the fuck isn't. I know you. Bang any lesbians lately."

Emergency my ass. What a dick.

rocknrope -- what did you do on Stern's show? I'm going to go out on a limb and guess something with vomit, feces and/or professional whores. What about "Lube Guy?" Who got that coveted position? Or "recorded-fart-button-pusher?" 'Cause nothing is funnier than a fart played 57 times during a single broadcast. CLEVER. It was probably like working with Max Planck on the discovery of atomic fission.

Manderoni, shhhh, it's okay bubeleh. I know you think Howard is reading this, and he will marvel at your loyalty, invite you to be a part of his morning crew, give you shout outs when he's doing interviews ("Manderoni, das' my boy! He defended me on The Superficial!"), loan you Beth when he's bored playing with her tiddlywinks, and everything happily ever after. But it was all just a dream.

Now go back to sleep.

manderoni, i heard howard's explanation too and i thought there was something fishy about it. he sez he told beth to get into the cab and he'd stay outside, but the news reports said they were both in the cab. i think when he recounted it, he was trying to make himself sound like the big hero, when the truth was that he put beth in between himself and the attacker. (it's not the first time he's had beth do his dirty work for him.) it was only AFTERwards, when he had a battalion of cops backing him up, that he got heroic. under the pretext of not wanting it to happen to anyone else, when he was really trying to prove to beth he wasn't a big pussy. but if you listen to howard, you already know: he's a big pussy.

While police searched frantically for the Phantom Stern Spitter 4 nuns were sodomized in a crack house in Brooklyn. Good work boys.

Actually I did have this version of GTA for a while -'Spit City'. On the whole I thought the so-called 'action' sucked, and I could never get my main bad guy to do much more than dribble.

Manderoni is clearly in retard mode! This is the SUPERFICIAL, you damn idiot!

It's hilarious when we get these physco wierdo's to defend celebrity douche's. They don't fucking realize they can't win against us. Touche pussycat...

I love Howard too but this is The Superficial baby! The small price of fame is that WE GET TO TALK SHIT ABOUT YA!!!!

OK. ALL YOU BIG MEN THAT WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE FUCKER THAT SPIT ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND! YOU MAYBE A MAN BUT YOUR A DUMB ASS WHO LIKES TO THROW AWAY MONEY!! I'M SURE YOU MAKE MINUMUM WAGE AND ARE BROKE! LOOK AT THAT ASSHOLE RUSSEL CROWE. THAT TANTRUM COST HOW MUCH MONEY??? WHEN YOUR RICH IT DOESN'T PAY TO BEAT PEOPLE UP!

Cool it with the caps.
Just.. calm the hell down.

I don't get the big deal with spitting on people. It's apparently "low" and "uncalled" for by most people's standards.
I'm thinking... you're ok with being called a dumbfuck and trashy whore but when some chick spits on you, you go ballastic?

W.T.F.

.. that's my minor rant.

Why are they calling this guy a "deranged fan"? The media holds celebs to such an elevated status, that even people who hate them enough to spit on their innocent gf's are still "fans" lol.

I think Howard is a pussy for not punching this guy in the face, and instead calling the police. This may have been rational behavior, but Howard is on my bad side today since he called his fans "cheap" for not following him to Sirius radio. Sorry, Howard, you were a lot funnier when you were free. Money is tight for those of us who are not millionaires and living on a budget. Pedicures (and just about everything else I can think of) will always come 1st. It's not about being cheap, Stern. It's about priorities.

Sheva in the lead...

M@ce running a close second. I always hated MLP. Those asshole horses. All you could do was comb their fucking manes and tails. BFD. Were you thinking of the Chia theme there?

That being said, Stern was funniest when he was still married and showed at least a bit of remorse for his actions, if, for no other reason, than the embarrassment they sometimes caused his ever-so-patient wife, even while doing whatever it was he would.

Guess her patience ran out. Mine would, too.

As for the man being considered a 'fan', maybe the literal term fanatic is what's being used, and he's a fanatic of spitting on people as the homeless are wont to do. Not actually a fan of Stern or Trigger. If Stern felt so threatened, he could have punched the guy out and claimed self-defense. Let some dude spit on me; see who beats the shit out of whom. Self defense, baby... he looked like he was reaching for something when the spit hit the fan(atic).

Jackass.

what the fuck are you idiots spewing on about? howard stern just got spat on - you should be celebrating

How could an incredibly hot and pretty woman be with a disgusting freak like that? Whore's after the poor fuck's money, because I don't really think he packs a large cock, at least not a natural one.

Bitch deserves everything she got.

Sheva, you are hilarious!

ok...well here's my two cents worth.Yes,people who get all "het up" defending celebrities on this site make my day, it IS all about slamming after all. I have to admit those who get on the soapbox make it much more entertaining for the rest of us. However, if someone came up to me in the street and spit on me, my husband would not only beat the shit out of them, he would sit on them til the cops got there, because in Texas (and other states also, I believe) spitting on someone is a misdemeanor assault! Put that in your pipe and smoke it mannicotti, along with whatever else is in there that has convinced you that Howard Stern is a god...

Sounds like she should have jumped in the cab faster.

What are you guys talking about? She's not that ugly. I mean, she could use a hair relaxer, and maybe lose the glasses, stop slouching, invest in a wonderbra... Oh wait, that's Howard. When did he get his picture taken with Tom Petty?

Spitting on someone IS a misdemeanor assault pretty much everywhere, since the AIDS scare in the 90's when people still thought maybe you could catch AIDS or some other disease if someone infected with it spit on you or in your food. It is also a misdemeanor to spit on a cop. Even if you're high on PCP.

Lala - lmao...my thoughts exactly. poor 'roni.

and, oh yeah, if my husband didn't kick someone's ass for insulting me in any way i would have to move on.

I just heard that it was David Lee Roth who did the spitting. Unbelievable.

Think about this:

1. A misdemeanor assault does not automatically convey to you what morally would seem to be the logical right: To deliver a tremendous ass-kicking to the person in return.

2. If a guy conservatively worth $200 million pile drives the homeless guy in the face for spitting on his gf, he will immediately find himself sued for millions in civil court. Stern obviously found it mor effective to have the guy arrested and get something added to his rap sheet.

3. People here apparently love to state that Stern's gf is ugly. However, she was a working model before she met Stern. Ugly people, as a rule, don't get modeling contracts. That's why most of the people on this MB aren't out on some exotic assignment right now.

4. People here apparently love to state that Stern has no talent. That is mostly a matter of opinion. In the marketplace of ideas where people stand or fall on what the public is willing to pay them, Stern is one of the most popular and richly paid celebrities around. Conservative net worth of $300 million after divorce. So, if he is a no-talent dirtbag, what does that make the in-debt-to-their-eyeballs wage slaves here -- an amoeba's fecal matter?

#61

:Ugly people, as a rule, don't get modeling contracts.:

That is one of the most flawed logics I've ever had the pleasure of hearing.
FLAWED.
You can be the ugliest hag on this earth, get your ass airbrushed, body in good lighting and stand in the perfect poses and manage to give men wood.
Just because she's managed to pose for FHM, that really don't entitle her to be dubbed "attractive". Fuck worthy, yeah along with the likes of Terri Hatcher.

The homeless guy who attacked Howard was apparently charged with luring a child from a playground with candy one time and for harassing some employees at a restaurant.

The homeless guy looked just like this guy.
http://bangersgrampa.ytmnd.com/

Jayne, you are such a 'tard. Given the surplus quantity of attractive people to choose from (modeling agencies acting as brokers), do you think that photographers, as a rule, choose ugly people as models? Which gives them more makeup, photo re-touching work to do? Which costs them more money and erodes their profit?

If you are honest with yourself, you would say no. Just because you don't find someone attractive, doesn't mean that there is a general consensus that they are NOT attractive. And the fact that Ostrosky has, and will continue to get, modeling work, pretty much shatters your ill-considered argument.

And to educate you a little bit more, Ostrosky has appeared in many more magazines than FHM.

GunnisonBeach, I jess' thought callin pretty people ugly was fun. Sorry to hurt your feelings. I'm going to go to church now to pray for your face.

Oshkosh, when people ask why you're sitting upside down in the church pew, explain to them that really ISN'T your ass they're talking to, but just the horrible cleft palate your parents never got fixed.

Yeah, that was fun!

I heard that his hair is now a wig, anybody know anything about that story?

Somebody really loves their Ostrosky! Let's see...

Janice Dickinson is a model.
Stavros Niarchos is a model.
Alek Wek is a model.

Sometimes ugly people do catch a break! There's a Howard Stern fan site for you, Gunny. You'd probably find it easier to masturbate over there.

I completely disagree that beauty is a necessity to find work as a model. Just look at some of the downright ugly women who do the big runway shows. I'm not talking about the Victoria's Secret girls either.

Spindoc, Howard does not wear a wig (But I think he dyes his hair). Lloyd Grove from The New York Daily News printed that rumour in his column. That rumuor was started by that racist homophobe Michael Savage & XM Radio DJ hacks Dopie and Aintfunny.

sweetcheeks,

I can't help if you find people of different ethnicities to be ugly. There's probably a great white-supremacist site out there for you to get off to.

I think Howard Stern is just about as funny as my ten year nephews lighting their farts and making booger jokes.

The humor involves no creativity or wit whasoever. Yawn.

I think Alek Wek is ugly because SHE IS UGLY, not because she is black. Are you not ALLOWED to think a black person is ugly? Or a Greek person? Or Paris Hilton? That sounds like communism to me.

So piss off, you commie bastard.

#71 - Do you have anything funny to say? You keep pulling out the race card. I do believe Janice Dickenson is white and so is the fugly ass biatch we are posting about. Why don't you shut the fuck up or say something funny, you dumb biatch! Go suck monkey balls.

GunnisonBeach, you're a blind schmuck.

You're arugment basically states that all models on this Earth are hot and attractive.
I came to refute that argument, saying NO, there is no fucking "anti-ugly" rule that prevents un-attractive; doglike ladies from becoming models.

Have you even been to a run way show?
Or anaged to open up a few pages of Vogue, Iconique, Harpers Bazaar?
Many are not plain old ugly but neither super gorgeous.
Ususally the look for body proportions first; facial matters second.
Why? Because they can cake the girl with three layers of make up.

You're right.
Ostrosky will continue to get model work.
Especially now since she is Stern's bitch.
You know who will continue to do model work who manage NOT to have the best looks?
Paris Hilton (sighs), Anna Barsukova, Julia Dunstall, Melody Woodin.. I could really go on. Hell, even Tyra Banks rubs people the wrong way, along with shitfaced Naomi Campbell.

Face it. You're wrong.
Deal with and move on.
Not every model is hot; like how not every actress in Hollywood is talented.
Just because YOU deem all models from all walks of life attractive, it doesn't really mean THEY ARE.

And I don't remember stating Ostrosky ONLY appeared in FHM, moron.
Twas an example.

For the record..
Janice Dickinson WAS indeed very hot.
She doesn't do much runway now unless it's for charity work or favors to her
favorite designers.
Also Janice is like.. polish and irish.
She's usually dubbed "white" even though she had olive skin way
back when she was actually beautiful.

imabraindeadbeeatch,

I'm not here to entertain your dumb ass with "funny" things. And if we are going to trade over-the-top insults, why don't you go back to Ryker's Island and get your colon stretched out some more? And then jump in a bucket of Ebola. :)

Cheerios, you're no smarter than the dumbass who posted after you. If you really want to prove your point, get your Dick-Cheney's-left-nut-looking face on a modeling portfolio (God knows how much a photog will charge you for the trauma of processing your fetid image) and show me how many modeling assignments you get. I mean, besides assignments for poison stickers. None, I bet. Right?

Cleft-palate, Ha ha!!! That was a riot!!! You slay me. And the bucket of ebola, that was good, too. How do you find the time to think of that stuff, you crazy kid?

Oshkosh,

I'll tell you how I find the time, if you tell me how you do that trick where you manage to emote from that accidental bio-schism between your pre-maxilla. Thanks in advance.

It's simple really, I just bury my face in your mom's pussy for about an hour and she does the emoting for me. No problem, brah!

oshkosh,

You couldn't find a pussy with a map, a GPS, a bloodhound, Balboa, and an supplemental testosterone.

That's weird, I just found one in my panties. Now I'm going to go play with my tits in the mirror. Bye!

My statement still stands. You probably have a string connecting your index finger to your "V". And a John Deere 6810 front loader to lift up your excess subcutaneous adipose tissue to make it accessible.

I guess we'll never know!

#71, the first two people that Sweetcheeks mentioned are White, you dumbass.

Spindoc,

Not white enough for Sweetcheeks, you salad-tosser for hire (oops, I mean free).

#76 GunnisonBeach - "Cheerios, you're no smarter than the dumbass who posted after you." Umm, I think your the DUMBASS that posted AFTER Cheerios, you stupid BIATCH!! So why don't you just run along and die now.

God, please make the stupid people shut up.

Ummm... You're wrong Gunnison. I happen to know quite a bit about modeling and I know that they don't really care what your face looks like as long as you have the body they are after. You don't have to be beautiful to be a model. But if you are it helps (i.e. Naomi, Cindy, Christie, etc.). The fact is, no one would know this chick if she weren't dating Howard Stern. She wasn't even a supermodel. Period.

Ummm... You're wrong Gunnison. I happen to know quite a bit about modeling and I know that they don't really care what your face looks like as long as you have the body they are after. You don't have to be beautiful to be a model. But if you are it helps (i.e. Naomi, Cindy, Christie, etc.). The fact is, no one would know this chick if she weren't dating Howard Stern. She wasn't even a supermodel. Period.

Ummm... You're wrong Gunnison. I happen to know quite a bit about modeling and I know that they don't really care what your face looks like as long as you have the body they are after. You don't have to be beautiful to be a model. But if you are it helps (i.e. Naomi, Cindy, Christie, etc.). The fact is, no one would know this chick if she weren't dating Howard Stern. She wasn't even a supermodel. Period.

Gunison, you scream racism at the drop of a hat. My guess is you are ugly and try to use the fact that you are a member of one minority group or another to explain why you don't get asked out...i.e. "They don't like me because I'm.....and My own race won't ask me out because they are self hating" WEll the real truth is, you're probably just irritating and not fun to look at.

Dammit, I was gonna get up on my soapbox and now I can't find it...any one want to guess who took it? I think the name starts with a g and ends with unnison...

Imabeeatch,

I think you can use your meager (at best) comprehension skills to figure out who I was referring to.

Now, why don't you go back and re-affix your oral cavity to the home you have made on Magic Johnson's polyp?

Kitty_Kat:

I have seen Ostrosky's face in magazines for wedding planning and other stuff. She is not an edgy model, like someone in a Calvin Klein ad. She is a regular print model. And I think it's fair to say that those people are hired for their looks.

Spindoc,

Keep making those stupid guesses.....