Apr 26 2006Heather Locklear not pleased with Denise Richards

first biathes deal with it!!

Biatches!

way to go, meganharris! You Rock!

yyeeeeeaaaahhhhhhh fourth!

Well, I'm not first. I'm still awesome. Oh, and does anyone care about Heather Locklear anymore? I mean, once that David Spade thing came out, I looked over at Heather and said: "Well, I think you've answered the question. I never want to see you again. You no longer exist to me. It's like you've died."

Maybe she's not so pleased with looking like a less-mustachioed-David Crosby rather than looking like a tasty little dish like Denise Richards. Oh, well. I'm sure David Spade has plenty of see through shirts and tubes of Dumb Blonde Hair Repair to console her back into dick-suckin' mood.

She's more disappointed that her Spin City liplock with Denise lacked passion and there was not enough tongue

HOLY SHIT!! break out the the oil let's see some hasbeen skank on neverwas ho' action. I'll bring my boy buttah.

Hmmm, looks like ol' Heather is hitting the wall...haaaard.

Oh hell yeah, I will definitely like to see these two wrestle, with their tops off, soaked in whip cream in the 69 position...yummy!!

This is typical case of anger transfer. Heather realized that she got the "short" end of the Spade/Sambuca trade and now she is really mad at herself. But in classic fashion, she is getting mad at Denise instead.

And just to reiterate, none of this would have happened if Tom Cruise didn't love the cock.

I like that she's comfortable enough in her sexuality and beauty that she feels ok about wearing a black bra under a wife beater. OK, not really. I think that looks terrible and she deserves to be stabbed repeatedly with a broken beer bottle for attempting it.

11 - Classic Fashion I think is the name of the store where she buys her wife beaters - or perhaps it's Dress Barn, I can't remember.

I think Heather Locklear has been replaced by an alien that knows nothing...and it's only hope was too latch on to the closest thing related to it...David Spade. Denise Richards will soon join in as she is due to be taken over by ALiens...any second now

Well you certainly expect a celebrity of her fame and noteriety to buy wife beaters from Wal-Mart.

And just for my masochistic side, I think her fashion statement would have been better served without the bra.

17 - Enjoying nipples is so Sexist, you chauvinist pig! How dare you enjoy nipples.
REPORTED!

Don't judge me, I'm just doing my thing.

And I wasn't talking about her nips only, I am an equal opportunity breast lover. I enjoy all parts of boobs (even the hairy mole). Well, man boobs not so much...

Since no one's said it yet I'D HIT IT thank you.

I kind of like the black bra under the wife beater, all she needs now is an Urban Sombrero.........

I think she needs a strawberry milkshake and a big glass of donkey punch.

All she really needs is a parrot on her shoulder, or a ugly litlle creature to follow her...HUH!!! thats why shes got david spade!!

My typing is getting increasingly crap-In my defence it is nearly midnight!

Soooo, Gerald Tarrant? Is this you?

http://www.flowerstorm.net/disa/Gallery/anti-tarrant.html

You turn me on.

Ah man almost first

EDNA!!!She left the same way she came...silently and agressively...my butt still hurts!!

St.Minutia, my google hero. You have unearthed the origins of where I stole the name. Personas matched, so it was only natural.

As appealing as the hollyweird set looks physically on the outside, they are just as rotten to the core on the inside... heather helped Dopy-Denise a lot when she was having problems with “Chucky the whore-monger”, and this is her "thank you"... no good deed goes unpunished- how true... NOW, LET THE OILY FUN COMMENCE IN ALL ITS GLORY... OH YEAH... WEE!!!...

the bitch does have nice hair, i'll give her that

Ten years ago she was one of the hottest things on television. Now she tosses Joe Dirt's salad. No wonder she is pissed. The whole thing is almost as sad as Spade's attempt to stay relevant.

That said, I'd still hit it. Only without any of that respect or admiration junk getting in the way, and probably with a pair of rubber surgicals.

oh am i being reported?

HLLHL almost as much as TCLTC! That's how it always is....I don't want it--but I don't want anyone else to have it either....Heather is a narcissist!
I could overlook the Tommy Lee thing...she was young and dumb...and I purposely looked the other way for the Sambora thing...but no more...I can't forgive the David Spade thing...I can't

#31 - tosses Joe Dirt's salad?

hilarious!

Ah, David Spade, none of us can even imagine you having a sexual escapade. You're asexual, my friend.

Whats HLLHL and TCLTC?

tom cruise loves the cock

..and heather locklear loves heather locklear....she only has eyes for herself!

i shook tommy lee's hand last year at darien lake......hes damn sexy in person

>> I only ever shook Sting's hand

He's got BIG hands......hard working type of hands.......nice

shake them things
them things
them things

does anyone know who sings that song?

dem thingz

I met David Schwimmer in the summer- hes got lovely big puppy dog eyes....

i met chris martin and he has nice hands, and he smells good

I met Karishma Kapoor..she stinks

I also met Richard Hammon- don't know if u know him, he presents Top Gear and Brainiac over here in England

Jammy? Isn't it past your bed time?

#48 Not sure if that was sarcasm or just plain mean! Yeah it is a little late over here, but oh well...Im hardcore :-S

I met Arnold Schwarznegger. Big hands. Big everything! Well... I didn't see everything...

lenny kravitz came off stage and into the floor seats at a concert a few months ago and i got shoved into him...he was less than impressed, i would imagine

never mean!...just saw another post saying it was after midnight...and you ARE dodging the jammys!!

#51 - did he smell as bad as he looks?!?!

#52- I don't know if it's just because I'm tired, but that was really funny!! Hehehe

I'm sure it's because you're tired!! Seeing double by now?

I shook Edna Bambitches hand and a swab of it tested positive for ebola.

And mamacita is correct, the black bra and wifebeater look awful and a stabbing would be perfectly appropriate.

ah ha! Pearly is out there!! Kudos on the excellent spelling! One of the posts you made the other day was excellent - we appreciate proper spellers!!

a little red might brighten up this washed out hag!!

I could never quite get a handle on why I found this Locklear person to be "iffy". Seeing her in that wife beater just nailed it.
She looks like she's been passed around....quite a bit.

#53- yep!

Love the hair. Love the boobies. Can't say this enough - only black men can pull off the wife beater. No exceptions UNLESS she ditched the black bra and drenched herself with cold water. Cold for the Nips.

I sound like a lesbian.

#61 - I just got a chill - I imagine it's a musty testosterone ODOR -- NOT a smell!!

Heather is drawn to the 'bad boys' and fancies herself a 'bad girl' but sadly she is just an uptight wanna-be

I met BIGFOOT in the woods of Seattle with Kurt Cobain once on a camping trip. HE had big feet............

#65 Can he give you a 'run' for the money?!?

Um since when is Denise Richards Heather Locklear's best friend? Am I the only one who's really confused about that...it's like saying that Pam Anderson is Neve Campbells bestfriend....you know because Pam is also an over 40 blond who people still pretend is attrative and Neve was in Wild Things

Dammit Stallion, I told you not to call me that. I am sensitive about my size 15s (really, not the sensitive part).

sensitive or sensitive about sensitive? it really makes a difference....just askin'...

I'm not sensitive about having size 15s, I just laugh when guys attacks my big ass feet because their women know something they are unwilling to admit.

holy crap! LOL!!!

Um, didn't Heather DIVORCE Richie? Divorce tends to signal a bit of hatred usually, so why would she care if Denise is banging some guy she hates? I mean, I could see being pissed at Denise for having bad judgment, but otherwise, what gives? Does Heather also hate the Waste Management guy who hauls away the trash she throws out each week?

#65 ahh Kurt Cobain

hmmm...maybe she doesn't like other people going through her trash?

Truer words heve never been spoken #74, garbage indeed.

Every picture I see of Heather, she is wearing those same white Juicy terry pants. You're rich, at least buy some more pairs!

Damn, she is almost 45 and still looks amazing... cant say that about any other ladies in hollywood that i know of...

I JERKED OFF IN HEATHER LOCKLEARS LIBTARD SALAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heather, your face looks like a bed on which the sheets are tucked in too tight. Stop with the face lifts.

You can't believe a word Heather says. She has been lying to us for years. Telling us she uses Loreal Preference.

...because "she's worth it".....buwahahahaha

oh, kurt cobain. how awesome was he?!?!?!?

my labrador has better hair than her...

What is she mad about? They all moved up a notch, at least Spade can keep his clothes on in public.
Richards will probably get Sheen and Sambora into some kind of confrontation (or maybe STD party)
While Locklear gets to date Joe Dirt, and live it up in all it's glory, she still got a better deal.

and Bon Jovi is still around?

I was channel surfing on my radio the other day. I ran into a Bon Jovi song, something new-ish. I figured, what the hell, I recognize the voice and whatnot. End of the song comes, station ID, Christian station, WTF????? And I thoung Bon Stroke me was gay before.

Heather Locklear is still alive!!????

I don't think she's so out of David Spade's league.
Come on, she was married to TOMMY LEE. Enough said.

These 2 chicks have more synthetic materials in their bodies than my laptop. Did I say that out loud? Now on to me, the important subject! I just bought Skid Row's first album on cd, been jammin out all day! "you know that park avenue leads to UH SKID ROW" yeay, butt rock! In other news. Shit fuck satan death sex drugs rape. Who knows, c'mon who knows?

is there a reason that its TOMMY LEE and not just plain old tommy lee? has he risen to some new level in which you speak his name, and theres a crash of thunder (or drums) and its TOMMY LEE!!!! or do we just overemphasize his name to prove our point?

I abused myself and almost broke it off to her in Dynasty. She was wicked cute then.

#87: Tommy Lee is hot. Did you see Tommy Lee Goes to College? I didn't think he was hot either until I saw that. He's funny and goofy, plus big penis = hot.

wow! that's a very age appropriate look for her, i mean, at 44.

Italian Stailion is not funny. Italian Stalion is an ugly guido who thinks he's a stallion, when all he is just a donkey. SHUT THE FUCK UP THANKS

Yo 93. Your jealousy is showing.

yourmomisgay is not funny. yourmomisgay is an ugly retard who thinks they are smart when all they are is Stallions manure. SHUT THE FUCK UO YOU PIECE OF HORSE SHIT, THANKS!!!!!!

UP*

Edna should intervene.... she is the goddess of smite and fire and brimstone, so, one never knows.

EEEeeeeddnnnnaaaaaa, last night when I blowing BigJim, I thought of you, and *gulp* felt really sorry that *gulp* *gulp* you never would know the joy that I am swallowing right now. Mmmmm...tasty

Italian Stallion, no shit, true story, my first guy I slept with, that was his nickname we had for him. And his name for his cock was Jazzmin the one-eyed-british-columbian-bedsnake. oh, yeah. KDLJTOEBCBS...

@17 Gerald really, if she wasn't wearing a bra her boobs would be down to her knees. That is not a sexy look for a 40-something. She is probably happy to get David Spade. Giving up her rockers for the rockin' chair. Too bad for her.

Is it still "in" to wear a black bra under a wifebeater or is that totally whitetrash? However, I digress, I imagine every man in the world would want to see Heather and Denise tussle, rip off the clothes and beat the complete shit outta each other...awesome!

@21 & 22

OK, so I'm more naive than most, but I have to ask for a clarification... My understanding of a Strawberry Milkshake is the product of ejaculation oozing from a mentruating twat, and that an Urban Sombrero is when a nice hot latin mama sits her balloon knot on a mustachioed dude's mouth.

Am I confused? Cause I'd like to try both out with Heather.

hey, i wear walmart baby beaters with a black bra sometimes. who gives a shit.

i think heather and denise arranged all of this for publicity, but now heather is pissed because she just realized she got tricked into 1)allowing her bff to publicly grope her husband, and 2) making out with david spade

#65 I'm just curious where the "woods of Seattle" are LOL

Yeah! No 104???

anyways. erm. what was the question?

@102

"hey, i wear walmart baby beaters with a black bra sometimes. who gives a shit."

Hence your lovely screen name, Ms. colormeskanky.

Wife beater? Well she was married to one....
Tom Cruise loves Tommy Lee's cock.....

Heather Locklear must be like 50 years old by now--who cares? I think we need to recognize when the hot girl from twenty years ago is now nothing more than an aged housewife.

Good for Sambora, the guy can still trade up.

has anyone noticed she's got breast implants?? I'm officially shocked ...........

Yeah, let's go around wearing a black bra with a white shirt...how classy.

The woods of Washington, you caught me.....Kind of like the way your mom caught my spunk in her mouth last night...........

P.S. It was a great catch by your mom.......

#110 is reply to #103

I am reporting all disgusting posts.

Italian Stalion is a 50 year old bald man that goes on the superfish every fucking hour of his life.

I thought Italian guys were supposed to be HOT, but no hot Italian studs would ever go to a celebrity gossip site 25 times a day. Ewww reject. YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO US ITALIANS!

P.S. Italian Stallion lost his virginity to a cow since he could never get any hot girls in his life (including hot asian girls so that's why he's so bitter and likes to make fun of them).

Yeah, I just figured out your whole fucking life. Now go cry.

Applause for yourmomisgay! Thank you for putting the "Stallion" in his place.
BTW Stallion, my mom is 63 - you like 63-year-olds do you? Wow you are a stallion!

#113 Yourmomisgay, if you only fucking knew, you fucking CUNT.......And the cow was a dare, so go fuck yourself because no one else wants to !!!! Don't ever put me in the same category as you fucking Sicilian piece of shit.......Go suck a Afgan cock and when your done tell him to do us all a favor and put you out of your misery you closet homosexual........

#114 I really got put in my place, go crawl back in your room find the gun and pray Edna won't report you for commiting suicide. And no I didn't fuck your mom, she did take out her teeth and give me best gummer ever though, tell that stupid cunt I'll be by later for my money.......

P.S. FUCK YOU BOTH..........

#113 - Yourmomisgay? You actually think that you can insult someone with a handle like that? What is that, your ultimate comeback? "Oh yeah? Well, well... YOUR MOM IS GAY!" Were you picked on by the kids in the special ed. class, by any chance?

#114/115 - Can't take them out when the hillbilly only has one to start with. They just lose the tooth because they used it to open one too many beer cans, then they spend the rest of their life looking ignorant, sucking on their own lips (hence the awesome gummer).

#94 - Your epidermis is showing. lol

Dearest Heather,
Many of us know your inner pain, the deep betrayal of a friendship you trusted. Unlike most of these comments submitted, people need to remember you are like them; human, full of emotions, grief, love stricken,and broken hearted. Being in the Hollywood spotlight does not change the beauty within you, or the woman you are inside, and the beautiful appearance outside of you. Celebrity's have private lives, like we all do. You don't deserve any of what is going on. Ritchie is so very wrong! You are way more beautiful than Denise, any day! Ritchie lost a real teasure; a jewel. He is such a fool! I want you to know that time heals the worst of wounds. Be strong and you are in many of our prayer's. I hope Ritchie will see that he lost such an Angel! God Bless You, Heather.