Apr 6 2006Heather Locklear and David Spade might be dating

This...can't...be...true....

Kissing him would be like making out with your little brother.

Ugh....

Is he the ugly idiot BeeGee brother?

As if Richie Sambora is some friggin' catch. I saw Bon Jovi once (I know) and I couldn't stop thinking "what a bunch of fags" the whole time. I would pick David over Richie anyday.

Wow-wow-wee... First!

Lets see... Tom Lee- Richie Sambora- David Spade!?!?! Yeah, that seems about right.

I used to masturbate to Heather Locklear, but all along I had a real chance.

What the hell is she thinking? Could she be that desperate?

David Spade isn't funny enough to make up this joke

ferrets can find love too... how wonderful

I'm just waiting for the Wilmer Valderrama-esque revelations about Spade's manhood. That may be the only possible explanation for this guy's dating history.

Seriously, I've had a crush on David Spade since high school. I just can't help it, I'm oddly attracted to him...

I am dubious, he is such a loser and well, Heather isn't exactly a winner, but at least she's been a size 3 since she was 17.

Wasn't Spade with Julie Bowen from "Ed"??? Jumbo lump crab meat has a chance with these hollwood floozies....

So she's decided to date the only man on the panet who weighs less than she does? Heather, go buy a dildo instead of dating one.

I can't believe how this smarmy little asshole gets all this quality pussy.

I tip my hat to you sir...assho..

Who the hell goes from filet mignon to hamburger helper? This better be a totally made up story. He is gross! I know women like men who make them laugh but NO ONE is that funny. Either he hired a Heather Locklear look-alike or it was really Heather Locklear and she's clearly been smoking and snorting some really powerful shit lately.....

Anyone have a photo? Sounds like another candidate for my blog:

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.blogspot.com/

whhhhy?!?!?!

ah...i KNEW it !!! heather locklear is a lesbian !!! i'll bet these chicks are HOT behind closed doors....

if you're into that kinda thing...

...which i'm not...

ah...i KNEW it !!! heather locklear is a lesbian !!! i'll bet these chicks are HOT behind closed doors....

if you're into that kinda thing...

...which i'm not...

ah...i KNEW it !!! heather locklear is a lesbian !!! i'll bet these chicks are HOT behind closed doors....

if you're into that kinda thing...

...which i'm not...

Is this a joke?

If this is true, someone, please, "Just Shoot Me"

David Spade is the thinnest, shortest guy I have ever seen. I think he's funny, but in real life he is ugly. I don't understand his appeal to all the gorgeous Hollywood actresses.

David Spade is pretty irritating, but his monologue about the iPod was pretty on-spot.

There was a point - in high school, I think - where I wondered if Heather Locklear was a real person, or a perfect computer recreation of a beautiful woman.

Heather Locklear sucks. What has she ever done that anyone cares about? She's not even hot, she's very average-looking.

Bon Jovi (band, all members) sucks ass and nobody cares about them.

David Spade sucks ass and nobody cares about him.

Everything seems to be in order here.

David Spade is just Heather Locklear with a beard

that just goes to show you, the early bird (that resembles a plucked chicken) gets the worm (that is a talent-less bleached blonde who used to be hot in 1986.)

mm. not so funny, but hey, whatever

Just another beautiful Hollywood lesbian couple....I love America

David Spade and Heather Locklear are dating in the same way Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest are dating.

It's called an existant/non-existant relationship. I heard they last the longest.

where is newguy these last few posts? crying into his spunk-crusted sheets, bemoaning the fact that nobody likes him??

Wait. This guy is so incredibly gay. Must be a Scientologist conspiracy or something. Does Heather know how to use an ass-blaster?

Newguy is off at the Boy Scout store buying "supplies" for his next outing with the troop.

Whoopee - welcome to the latest installment of "Who gives a Flying Fuck?" Daily.

I hear Heather Locklear is the latest over-the-hill has-been rumoured to be joining the cast of Desperate Housewives. I can just see her and Teri Hatchet-Face arm wrestling for the most lines while David Spade and Ryan Seacrest argue over who's hotter - Judy Garland or Barbra Streisand.

Dude must be hung like a great dane. Only explanation.

Or Tom Cruise

She's cute and little, he's cute and little. I think they're well matched.

Why are there two pictures of David Spade? Are they both actual size?

Spade gets a lotta tail. Here's a pic of his last girlfriend ...

http://kisskissandallthat.blogspot.com/2006/04/vote-for-worlds-ugliest-dog.html

Could be worse. It could be Steve Buscemi.

Hey girls, I banged David Spade once. He may be skinny and look like the type of guys with spittle cake in the corners of his mouth. But boy, that man sure knows how to rock the nonny. Romantic, rich, cute enough, with a mammoth wang. I was singing high notes for two weeks.

"It may not be very long, but it sure is skinny!"

-David Spade, talking about his penis.

Seriously, Heather must have become asexual to hook up with this male impersonator.

Combined number of Locklear/Spade failed TV shows: 7.

Combined Locklear/Spade IQ: 97.

A rusty melon-baller so I can scoop my eyeballs out of their sockets and never see shit like this post again: Priceless

noooooo, he might be girls best friend but thats about it...silly!

OH THE HUMANITY

It looks like Locklear is sneezing in that picture. Before today, I would have said it was impossible to make David Spade look more attractive than Heather Locklear in a picture...color me wrong.

Gollum looks like David Spade without makeup.

Heather Locklear and I might be dating. Hey, we might be. I'm taller, funnier, and better looking than Spade, the ratfaced boy.

awesome.. I love these wierd couples... it shows that these people are real.

No way would she go out with him, he is such a goof-ball and she is such a Melrose Place bitch

For a fifty year old broad?

I'd hit it!!

Since he has no comment,
David Spade can watch.

OOOOOOO! It'll be fun!

David is a dude and that's why he get all the girls.

He looks like Ellen.

Is she really gonna bang this guy?! She's break him in half! I know chihuahuas bigger than this guy...

Chicks dig funny guys. Case it point - all these girls always throwing themselves at PapaHotNutz and for all they know he could be a triple amputee who has to jerk off with the same foot he uses to pick his nose.
And guys dig women who spend a lot of money on their looks because they look good. That's right ladies, time to get rich.

Case "in" point. Pardon me. My word. Good Heavens.

Dude must be hung like a horse.

@ #30

Krisdylee, if you invoke he-who-must-not-be named, his little scrawny ass is bound to pop up. Kind of like Beetlejuice. And I don't have the proper exorcism spell.

They can share a wardrobe.
I'm willing to bet that they wear the same size jeans.

I cannot WAIT to watch The Showbiz Show with David Spade to see what sort of demeaning and insulting comments he is going to make about Heather Locklear's latest conquest. Oh wait....

I wouldn't be to sure about "girls" throwing themselves at the 'nutzter. 99.9 of the people here are fat unemployed males, the rest are all sorts trannies, midgets and assorted weirdos, maybe ONE of them is a chick....a fat one with a limp.

I've seen David Spade twice in public. Both times he was accompanied by girls that were a 10+. Not "wow, that's pretty good for David Spade", or "yeah, famous guy with a hot chick, big deal", I'm talking a 10+ period.

Locklear seems like a step back compared to those.

Good for her, he looks like a cross between Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora, if they mated. lol.

LMAO at anyone that thinks Spade is hung like a horse! He has the finest wee bones and tiniest little girl hands...hung like a mouse is the more likely scenario.

Heather was hot in the TJ Hooker days...before she got the worst downward-pointing implants and got old.

Mice are hot.

#60
DAMN YOU, BARBADO!! you found me out! okay, so which leg am i limping on!!

and y'all have it all wrong. the short, ferret-faced funny guys are a good lay... they TRY harder!!

heh-heh.

and papa is kewl...

#60
DAMN YOU, BARBADO!! you found me out! okay, so which leg am i limping on?

and y'all have it all wrong. the short, ferret-faced funny guys are a good lay... they TRY harder!!

heh-heh.

and papa is kewl...

change that to CLUMSY fat girl with a limp...

damn double posts

change that to CLUMSY fat girl with a limp...

damn double posts

That seals the deal. David Spade has a deal with the devil

This world is so wacky. I actually believe it's at least *possible* that the two could be dating. Of course, the only time I've seen a chick as hot as Heather Locklear with a short shlub like David Spade was here in Korea.

#63 - pixel killya;

Heather was exceptionally hot, when the world first laid eyes on her crawling across a bed on "Dynasty" and she's held-up very well.

BTW: I didn't see Leno tonight, but in the monologue and in advance of Spade's appearance, he seemed to confirm the relationship.

Doesn't look like she was too sorry to see hubby get the boot. I'm sure his getting that naughty e-mail from that woman was just too convenient for dumping him without a backward glance.

Now she's with David Spade. Too typical -- a Hollywood thing. She'll sleep with him for a week, milk it for a little publicity, make sure hubby sees the pix and feels like a sorry loser, then declare that she and Spade were just friends and Spade will be seen at the local hotel bar stool, disshelved and wondering what happened :::yawn:::

Maybe she was swimming and he asked her "Uh which way to the wieght room"

David is HOT. He is in my top 4....

1) Rivers Cuomo
2) Kurt Cobain (dead guys rule)
3) Steve Buscemi
4) David Spade

DUH! has anyone considered the fact that David Spade might be hording around a huge trouser trout?, OR the obvious.. "hey, he really is a f#@!ing hilarious guy" especially compared to (and i quote "RICHIE" unquote) Sambora. I mean REALLY of the 2 dudes which one sounds more like a little kid? well consider this.. it's DAVID not DAVIE Spade. it's RICHIE not RICH or RICHARD Sambora (although I'd prefer if he called himself by the OTHER "RICH" "RICHARD" variable... "DICK", it suits him) SHIT! can't we be happy for Mr. Spade? and Heather too? (if this story is even true??) but as for you ms. denise richards... hoping you'll read this (if you can read)RE: all the accusations & mud slinging you've been throwing to public about your hubby this past week isn't NEWS to anyone of us here on planet earth. (i mean DUH he did testify at hiedi fliess trial, uhhh... rumor has it that he likes women and partying, but shhh.. keep it on the downlow, no one knows, shhh!) Karma is a bitch as you're finding out ms. sneaky. NOT looking to "ms innocent" NOW... lol! you're a joke, a skank, selfish LYING BACKSTABBING CHEATING SCREW EVERYONE OVER EVEN YOUR "BEST" FRIEND LOSER.. (i'd rather be known for my "partying" like your hubby does/did/? than what you are now known for..) you make me sick

(WOW, i apologize to all reading this comment i just went OFF, i needed to vent, thank you all for allowing me to do so. i finally feel the need of carrying a gun to my postoffice subsiding. thank you again)

one more thing! ! !

sambora IS a FAG with no personality... lose the feathered hair FAG!

oh and to the person who is comment no. 2.... THAT COMMENT IS FRIGGIN HILARIOUS

kudos!

okay, now i'm done!

David Spade is cute! He is funny and quirky and has a great personality. Why is everyone dogging on him? I think your all just jealous that he is making more money then you. P.S. I'd be his woman and I'm considered hot!