April 19, 2006
Evangeline Lilly is an Easter bunny

I'm always torn between wanting to see Evangeline Lilly naked and challenging her to an arm wrestling match. She's like a beautiful grizzly bear, where you want to make out with her but the whole time you'd be scared she might turn on you and crush you to death with her massive shoulders. Wait, what? Did I just say I want to make out with a grizzly bear? Because I do, I'm just not sure if I said it.
Some more of Evangeline Lilly looking confusingly sexy after the jump.

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Comments
1. Posted by Nik on April 19, 2006 8:51 AM
Note the no soliciting sign. She should have listened.
2. Posted by -= ChebyratoR =- on April 19, 2006 8:51 AM
Mmm im sure she could look beter but...id hit it! Twice! Coz shes ella how nuff????!!
First?
3. Posted by -= ChebyratoR =- on April 19, 2006 8:51 AM
Mmm im sure she could look beter but...id hit it! Twice! Coz shes ella how nuff????!!
First?
4. Posted by AprylA on April 19, 2006 8:53 AM
Look at the bottom of her feet...
5. Posted by domino on April 19, 2006 8:54 AM
her feet are filthy. Let's hope she doesn't step on a hypodermic needle or anything.
/jealous of her cute butt
6. Posted by -= ChebyratoR =- on April 19, 2006 8:57 AM
on that first foto it looks like she stole something or broke out of a jail or something, and yea my bad for pressin submit twice with my fat fingers before
7. Posted by bafongu on April 19, 2006 8:57 AM
WTF! What kind of no-tell motel is she staying at? Doing tricks in the bunny ears is a strange way for a TV star to make a few extra bucks. She probably has the full bunny outfit in the bag and uses carrots for the little dirty things her boys like....
8. Posted by CheekyChops on April 19, 2006 8:59 AM
Why does she always look so miserable?
9. Posted by popegoestheweasel on April 19, 2006 9:04 AM
Is this the Playboy bunny casual look?
10. Posted by CheekyChops on April 19, 2006 9:07 AM
On second thought, I'd be miserable too if I had to look around and see Dominic Monaghan hitting my tail. Ick. What's with hot chicks shagging ugly troll type men?
11. Posted by BarbadoSlim on April 19, 2006 9:20 AM
faaap, faaap faap. FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP..
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP... aaaaaaah!!! aaaaaaaaaah!!!
ooooh yeah. shit, let me get a towel and... ugh some windex too.
12. Posted by Vampyreska on April 19, 2006 9:23 AM
Let's all reflect for a moment. Imagine being her, looking down while getting some oral sex and seeing the troll Dominic Monaghan slurping away? EWWWWW.
13. Posted by Binky on April 19, 2006 9:25 AM
She looks a little Lost
14. Posted by biatcho on April 19, 2006 9:27 AM
All of a sudden I have this urge to put cottage cheese on my bagel this morning.
Those are some sorry-ass looking thighs / ass cheeks in that first pciture.
Britney feet as well!
15. Posted by BarbadoSlim on April 19, 2006 9:30 AM
I have the urge to put some of my boy butter them thighs..a little cottage cheese can be good for your health.
16. Posted by CruisingForCock on April 19, 2006 9:31 AM
I completely understand running out of the motel to get fresh clothes from the trunk. I do it after each trick but I always take the bunny ears off.
17. Posted by jennifer11 on April 19, 2006 9:36 AM
i'd be all over that like white on rice...
but only if she leaves the ears on.
18. Posted by BarbadoSlim on April 19, 2006 9:38 AM
that's very kinky Jen, I'd be willing to make a video of such an encounter for my err....personal records...yeah.
19. Posted by mamacita on April 19, 2006 9:40 AM
I think she has a nice ass, but I've never been a fan of the long sleeved shirt with shorts look. Kind of like wearing a sweatshirt and jeans with sandals. At least she's festive!
20. Posted by kitty on April 19, 2006 9:43 AM
In that top pic, it looks like she "leaked." Note what appears to be a "wetness" on her shorts where the sun ain't supposed t'shine.
21. Posted by Kevin on April 19, 2006 9:43 AM
No one wears shoes in Hawaii.
22. Posted by DonLes91 on April 19, 2006 9:44 AM
Fuck coffee, gimme camel toe first thing in the morning.
23. Posted by Italian Stallion on April 19, 2006 9:45 AM
I always wanted to have sex, doggie style with the Easter Bunny, but always thought that I was sick and disturbed because of it.
I'm cured..........
24. Posted by SuperSpence on April 19, 2006 9:46 AM
I'd hit it, but I understand she likes to do it with midgets. Or Hobbits. Something like that. I'm cool with having midgets around while we're going at it, but not Hobbits. Those hairy feet freak me out and I have problems maintaining what the girls usually refer to as "that gigantic thing you're pointing at me"
25. Posted by The Mad Scientologist on April 19, 2006 9:50 AM
Wearing those bunny ears have failed to divert attention from her cankles. The only way she'd be able to do that is if my johnson was if she was wearing my roman war helmet.
26. Posted by Trotter on April 19, 2006 9:52 AM
Look like she's visiting a halfway house for retards. Look at the bars on the windows. Definitely some locked up freaks in there.
27. Posted by Jacq on April 19, 2006 9:53 AM
If she's wearing bunny ears, why is she also sporting a camel-toe? She's got her animals all mixed up, she probably thinks the cow says woof.
28. Posted by Fisher55 on April 19, 2006 9:53 AM
tom loves the cock.
29. Posted by HappyTimeHarry on April 19, 2006 9:59 AM
Her feet look huge in pic #3, she must have a big dick
30. Posted by mamacita on April 19, 2006 10:03 AM
Speaking of Easter, I sure am glad Katie didn't give birth on Easter Sunday or the world as we know it would have ended. Fire would have rained down from the heavens, there would have been lots of toads and/or frogs, all bodies of water would have turned to blood, and Paris Hilton would have become a good singer and an awesome person. I'm super glad Katie held her baby thetan in until Tuesday.
31. Posted by suzy on April 19, 2006 10:11 AM
yuck.. her feet are all dirty and she's barefoot.. that's fucking disgusting
32. Posted by Sheva on April 19, 2006 10:12 AM
Nothing worse than having sex with a chick who has a bad attitude.
This one seems to have that going all the time. Maybe she's in a open ended fight to see who can go with a bad attitude longer, here or Michelle Rodriguez.
33. Posted by PapaHotNuts on April 19, 2006 10:14 AM
In the 1st pic, I'm not sure if the shorts are too tight or the ass is too big, but either way, her butt is about to break out out like the chickenpox.
And in the 2nd pic, it appears her pussy must be hungry and is going to eat her shorts as a snack.
But the 3rd pic, her hind quarters are looking nice, nice enough for a ball-milk deposit. Yea that's right, ball-milk.
34. Posted by Equalparts on April 19, 2006 10:18 AM
I wanna say something catty, but she's adorable. I actually saw Lost for the first time the other night and that beyatch is gorgeous. That cute little ass is begging for a spankin'.
35. Posted by sundaybl00dysunday on April 19, 2006 10:37 AM
Yeah I do agree she is adorable, and gorgeous!!!! I will love her eventhough if was wearing my grandma's pijamas.
36. Posted by jugsgirl on April 19, 2006 10:38 AM
Poor Kid Feet !!
She looks so sad.
37. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 19, 2006 10:41 AM
33 - when my pussy gets hungry I usually feed it bacon (that's what it asks for) and occasionally a side salad. And, yes, sometimes I give it ball-milk, but only when it behaves.
38. Posted by Aimtrue on April 19, 2006 10:44 AM
She's got a great ass all round and muscular. She could do the bunny hop for me any time. I'ld paint it orange, dye the pubs green and let her nibble the carrot- wait my pubs are green. Sure she looks grumpy. Who wouldn't when he luuuuver says he is taking her to a nice romantic Easter hideawy and it turns out to be a hideout for crack whores. At least with me her expectations would never get high enough to lead to dissappointment.
39. Posted by Shelton Bumgarner on April 19, 2006 10:49 AM
She looks like a natural beauty to me.
But then...uh...I'm in Korea and have never seen "Lost," so what the heck do I know?
40. Posted by Derek Hail on April 19, 2006 10:52 AM
She has some nice legs.
41. Posted by PapaHotNuts on April 19, 2006 10:57 AM
She must have kid in juvie.
42. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 19, 2006 11:00 AM
Did you guys ever see the Camel-toe Annie character on Conan O'Brien? The premise was she was a female stripper who stuffed the front of her g-string like a male stripper. I have no point, really - just that it the funniest shit I've ever seen on a talk show in my life.
Oh, and bunny ears are hot. Every girl should own a pair. And Vulcan ears - guys love it when you dress up like a Vulcan.
43. Posted by Barbara on April 19, 2006 11:05 AM
why doesn't she have shoes on!
44. Posted by Alucard on April 19, 2006 11:07 AM
I think she is really cute. Kind of natural beauty. But please stop walking barefooted
45. Posted by lebowski on April 19, 2006 11:12 AM
If her legs were skinnier and she was wearing high-heels, then I could approve of these pictures.
46. Posted by Miz on April 19, 2006 11:22 AM
Aw. She's gorgeous.
47. Posted by BoredBlonde on April 19, 2006 11:29 AM
I would say she looks pretty in shape BUT I recently heard about how she said in an interview that she used to cry herself to sleep and wish she wasn't so beautiful because of how men would look at her all the time, sooo given that I will instead say this- The 1st photo her thighs are very Britney-esque and she basically looks like a fatty, I think I see a little cellulite and she kind of looks like she'd make a great football player.
48. Posted by chatterbox on April 19, 2006 11:37 AM
#12, aaahhh!! i am so grossed out by that horrible mental image!! but imagine looking up and seeing dominic's O face, BLEH!!
49. Posted by CheekyChops on April 19, 2006 11:37 AM
#37 YOU are hilarious!!!
50. Posted by chatterbox on April 19, 2006 11:37 AM
#12, aaahhh!! i am so grossed out by that horrible mental image!! but imagine looking up and seeing dominic's O face, BLEH!!
51. Posted by chatterbox on April 19, 2006 11:38 AM
#12, aaahhh!! i am so grossed out by that horrible mental image!! but imagine looking up and seeing dominic's O face, BLEH!!
52. Posted by CheekyChops on April 19, 2006 11:42 AM
These posts are hilarious!!
All others fail in comparison to this site's commentators.
53. Posted by 51Cent on April 19, 2006 11:48 AM
I think both this chic and Brittany Spears need to sign-up for military-style foot inspections at the nearest Army recruiter.... Those are some dirty looking feet.....
54. Posted by MeganHarris on April 19, 2006 12:10 PM
ill. Look at that disgusting cottage cheese she's got. she looks terrrrrible.
55. Posted by glensbabyblu on April 19, 2006 12:42 PM
is everyone jumping on the Britney Barefoot Wagon?
56. Posted by Italian Stallion on April 19, 2006 12:47 PM
I think she would go for a Skim Ball-Milk and trimspa smoothie....Well anyway she needs too......
57. Posted by dids on April 19, 2006 1:33 PM
What the fuck is up with weird famous people running around without shoes?
58. Posted by shankyouverymuch on April 19, 2006 1:34 PM
get some shoes on... there's nothing grosser then dirty black feet... major turn off.
actually i just thought of something grosser, a fish-smelly yin-yang.
by the way tom cruise still loves the cock!
59. Posted by rori on April 19, 2006 1:42 PM
@20
I believe that's what we call a shadow, Kitty. Do you see anal leakage in every shadow, or are you just speaking from motel experience?
60. Posted by Jacq on April 19, 2006 2:07 PM
#20 - I don't see any anal leakage, but I'll go ahead and agree that there probably is some of that lurking in these pictures.
With shoulders like that at least she can always be a linebacker for the Denver Broncos if this acting thing doesn't pan out.
61. Posted by Iambananas on April 19, 2006 2:55 PM
Who?
62. Posted by Iambananas on April 19, 2006 2:57 PM
Wait, is that Dharma from Dharma and Greg?
63. Posted by dimestoredetective on April 19, 2006 3:45 PM
Nice caboose.
I'd hit it.
Greek style.
64. Posted by bluecanary on April 19, 2006 4:21 PM
Someone please explain thesuperficial's fascination with this woman. I see pic after pic posted here and have yet to see one where she's even slightly attractive.
In this one she has thick, chunky legs and a scrunched up face utterly devoid of makeup.
If superficial thinks this woman is hot, he should see my dog, Ruby. He'd go bonkers.
65. Posted by Drunk Blogger on April 19, 2006 5:25 PM
Hot as shit, but also, hotter than shit.
66. Posted by Drunk Blogger on April 19, 2006 5:28 PM
Hot as shit, but also, hotter than shit.
67. Posted by bunnyhugger on April 19, 2006 6:08 PM
damn. now i have to change my screen name.
68. Posted by sherry-co on April 19, 2006 6:16 PM
Scientology will one day be the Religion of choice for most people who are smart enough to "get" what it stands for. Its all about "EMPOWERMENT"
69. Posted by sherry-co on April 19, 2006 6:19 PM
Scientology will one day be the Religion of choice for most people who are smart enough to "get" what it stands for. Its all about "EMPOWERMENT"
70. Posted by biatcho on April 19, 2006 6:37 PM
This bitch has driven me to take all of my Journey & solo Steve Perry tapes & burn them. You cunting whore!!!
71. Posted by BarbadoSlim on April 19, 2006 6:37 PM
OH, I've got your empowerment, I got your empowerment right...here.
72. Posted by bunnyhugger on April 19, 2006 6:38 PM
who the FUCK said anything about $cientology??
go take your vitamins and shut the hell up.
73. Posted by cibby on April 19, 2006 6:53 PM
She's the Easter bunny?
I left a tooth under my pillow - will she take it and leave a quarter?
74. Posted by HughJorganthethird on April 19, 2006 7:42 PM
Nothing represents the death and resurection of Jesus Christ better than an easter bunny with camel toe. Nothing.
75. Posted by LilBuckaroo on April 19, 2006 7:49 PM
Scientologists are stupid.
76. Posted by No1Zero on April 19, 2006 8:58 PM
WHO THE FUCK IS EVANGELINE LILLY? AND WHAT'S MORE SHOULD I EVEN CARE?
77. Posted by BobotheClown on April 19, 2006 9:00 PM
ermm... #73... that's the toothfairy. I don't know why your dad dresses up like the easter bunny when you lose your teeth, but I'm sure it's something that you and your therapist can work out together. and some AA meetings couldn't hurt.
78. Posted by deluxxe on April 19, 2006 9:43 PM
why does every chick on the face of the earth have sore, scabby, blistery heels???
Here's a tip for the female population of the world: Buy shoes that fit.
79. Posted by Monkey on April 19, 2006 9:49 PM
I never thought I'd be so attracted to a Sasquatch. Yowee!
80. Posted by toocutequinn on April 19, 2006 11:39 PM
Anyone who used to be a Sunday school teacher and does relief work in Rwanda on her time off is okay in my books.
81. Posted by pepper brooks on April 20, 2006 12:29 AM
ass or no, you can't fix ugly in the face. unless it maybe has a dick in it. Or if she got a bunny MASK to go with the ears!!! Or got one of those full body energizer bunny costumes!!! pink with sunglasses and a drum... oooooooh hellz yeah
82. Posted by pepper brooks on April 20, 2006 12:31 AM
addendum:
she would also have to be either gwen stefani or harrison ford
83. Posted by gogoboots on April 20, 2006 12:33 AM
I forgot who this dope in the bunny ears was...who the hell is she again?
84. Posted by MustangLaura on April 20, 2006 2:32 AM
Dude She Is Totally BRITNEY SPEARSING The Parking Lot With NO SHOES .... Sexy !! Her Feet Are Huge ! I Guess To Fit In The Bunny Outfit Shoes !!!
85. Posted by MustangLaura on April 20, 2006 2:33 AM
Dude She Is Totally BRITNEY SPEARSING The Parking Lot With NO SHOES .... Sexy !! Her Feet Are Huge ! I Guess To Fit In The Bunny Outfit Shoes !!!
86. Posted by BarbadoSlim on April 20, 2006 6:45 AM
Britney Spearsing!!!!
dooode, that's GOLD!!!
87. Posted by kitty on April 20, 2006 8:38 AM
#59
It's no shadow. It looks like she almost peed her pants, like maybe she sneezed and "leaked."
88. Posted by mamacita on April 20, 2006 9:10 AM
@87
Yes. And even though she appears to be at her place of residence, or A place of residence anyway, where she could most likely change, she just decided it would be more fun to walk around in pee-soaked shorts. Good deductive reasoning.
89. Posted by joeqpublicus on April 20, 2006 11:56 AM
Look give me a break obviously you suffer from the common weak willed eyesight of the average man making any woman who is vaguely attractive and famous much more beautiful then she is. This chick is cute okay. Just cute live with it.
90. Posted by kitty on April 20, 2006 12:31 PM
#88
You mean accidents never happen at home?
Look, I didn't take this picture, but I can see that it isn't a "shadow."
EL wouldn't be the first person caught in wet pants.
91. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 20, 2006 12:44 PM
I piss myself all the time! No, wait, I shit on myself. SOM!!!!
92. Posted by mamacita on April 20, 2006 12:55 PM
@90
Of course accidents can happen at home. If you had an accident at home, would you
A) go and bathe, or at least change clothes
B) walk around outside, packing shit into your car while still wearing the pee-soaked shorts
C) kill yourself because you're an idiot
D) both B and C
I'm guessing your answer will be D.
93. Posted by kitty on April 20, 2006 1:13 PM
It's possible that EL is doing "A."
94. Posted by mamacita on April 20, 2006 1:36 PM
@93
No it isn't.
95. Posted by ethicka on April 20, 2006 2:56 PM
saddest easter bunny ever.
96. Posted by wordsjustwontwork on April 20, 2006 3:50 PM
dont worry oshkosh -
i shat myself when i read 74 & 77
ahahahaha
97. Posted by Ace on April 20, 2006 4:17 PM
You have to admit, she does have a nice bum
98. Posted by Libraesque on April 21, 2006 3:46 PM
# 14 put down the crack pipe you cocksucking homo, this girl is smokin' hot, THAT is pure perfection, I don't think I've ever seen a more perfect body
99. Posted by Libraesque on April 21, 2006 3:49 PM
#45, I know all you tranny's starve yourselves so you'll have stick legs, but straight guys and lesbians think she's delicious
100. Posted by Pikachelsea on April 21, 2006 10:35 PM
ALERT! ALERT! THUNDER THIGHS AT TWELVE O'CLOCK
101. Posted by slimey on May 23, 2006 8:15 PM
Thunder fricking thighs?!?!?!? Compared to whose, Nicole Richie's? Anyway, it's only in the first picture in which her legs look *remotely* chunky, and the angle is deceptive b/c you're seeing them partly from the back and partly from the side. The other two pics confirm that her legs are shapley and slender. And I'm not trying to fool myself, b/c I'd like 'em if they were TWICE as chunky.
102. Posted by slimey on May 23, 2006 8:32 PM
Okay so I'm over 15 so I guess I shouldn't be here. But I have an announcement to make to all the adolescents out there: That is what a *grown* woman's legs look like, not like a teen-aged girl's pre-adult skinny shapeless things but possessing curves and *OMG* even a slightest trace of jiggle at the top. When all of the rest of you (I'm talking only to those who say she has fat legs and stuff like that) you'll find out women's legs aren't supposed to look like 10 year old girls'. Grow the heck up before you make fools of yrselves.
103. Posted by nicole on May 28, 2006 9:22 PM
uh, actually shes wearing the ears because it was easter. shes my cousin and so you all should just shut up beause girls are just jealous because they cant be her, and guys are mad because they cant get her