first?

What the hell is he supposed to say? Yes, it's all true.

They should just both kill each other and sell the children into slavery in Africa so Angelina Jolie can adopt them...

That's pretty shady on Denise's part if they'd been dating since last year.

is it just me or is his nostril massive?

Denise is a nobody. She is a mediocre actress at best and a whore at worst...having said all that, I'd still hit it.

"Desperate Celebrity Housewives" part one billion. Who cares? Is it really shocking that perhaps Denise was a cheating partner and Charlie isn't the only one? I still wanna see Denise and Heather catfight this out..prefeably to the death (both of em).

Who doesn't love a lying, dirty whore? Oh, I guess Charlie is now joining the list.

Not looking good for Denise. She's losing my sympathy. She is looking like a bit of ho.

I thought it was QUITE FAST for her to be so lovey dovey with Richie. Maybe Denise is the bad one in all of this....

You know I was gonna call Denise a crazy bitch but I should disclose that I too have sexually manipulated Richie Sambora to get what I wanted.

Now thats one bitch I would stick a needle in, only filled with air..........

Now thats one bitch I would stick a needle in, only filled with air..........

Next thing you know Denise is going to be hanging out with Pete Doherty.

Denise: "Pete, can you hook me up?"

Pete: "No way, bitch. You're way too fucked up already."

Denise only has two brain cells and one is on vacation....NO WAY is she smart enough to have concocted such a scenario!

She must have kick ass attorneys!

you know what they say about liars....
Liar, liar pants on fire....and hers are HOT for Richie!!

I really wish I'd stuck with those guitar lessons. Then I could have fucked up bitches with no self esteem throwing themselves at me all the time.

I guess I'll just have to settle for the hard-bodied gym bunnies.

.....with no self respect......!! ha! sucks to be you!!!

Yay! No more server problems -- I can get SF from my igloo now. Which means I can telecommute and do even less work because I don't have to worry about people catching me jerking off to krisdylee's posts.

Better keep the tissues handy. My wife gets grossed out when I leave the keyboard all sticky.

I wish she'd shut her trap. It's so classy to put all this out in the media. And so wonderful for her children that she cares so much about. What a twat. First of all you're the dipshit that married him, you knew what he was like.

I'd like to push & hold her head in a bowl of tapioca pudding. Man that would make me laugh and laugh.

...perhaps use Bounty...the quicker picker upper???

BigJim would lap that up?!??

they both seem shady and slimy. I think they deserve each other.

first!!! suckers

Denise looks and acts like a bagful of smashed assholes.

Congrats Big Jim on the igloo being reconnected. Rock out with your cock out!

Oh, ella, I know that your hostility is a futile mask to hide your true feelings for me.

You've read all these posts from other babes who want me so bad, and now you do too, but figure the lineup to get into my pants is just too long.

Well, if you ask nicely, I could make some room for you on my schedule.

#24:

Already doin' it, and thinking about how much ella wants me.

Denise has used up all of her lives. When she starts out as a Heidi Fleiss girl and marries into Hollywood royalty, no Plan B can ever look good after that.

Argue as you might, Richie Sambora is more like a Plan D.

Please do....I'm drawn to the name like a bee to honey!

Ella:

I hope you're not too disappointed, but the "Big" refers to muscles. Down there, I'm a mere 7 or so inches, which is still way bigger than Land-bitch.

All I know is that Charlie Sheen was in "Platoon", and Denise Richards was in "Starship Troopers", which was the *same* goddamn movie.

Lands-end must be a Capricorn...he's way too self-important & his amnesia prevents him from remembering any SOLID number at any given time....
Surely you're WAY modest....

Hey, doc, I can totally see it.

Nasty bug aliens = Gook NVA and VC

Michael Ironside = Tom Berenger

Casper the friendly whatever = Charlie Sheen

The hard one I'm creating an analogy for is Dina Meyer (Dizzy). She was smokin' hot in ST.

I'm a Gemini, does that tell you anything? 'Cause it don't mean shit to me.

remember that line from Real Genius? The one that what's her name asked Val Kilmer? Now THAT'd be MUSCLE!

Nope. I saw that movie about 5,000 beers ago. I killed all the brain cells that contained that dialogue a while back.

Gemini=Jekyll & Hyde?
I'm a Libra and I must say that Libraesque says all the things I'm just about to say...so I don't....She's right on!
***shout out to Libraesque***

I balance....it's all about the $....like it's my job......oh...it IS my job!

What else was he supposed to say? She is a better person than me for keeping quiet as long as she did. She was good enough not to say anything the first time she filed for divorce, but he continued to abuse her, so she told everyone so that if she turned up dead, everyone would know who did it!!

He knocked her to the ground while she was holding their daughter!!!!! That doesn't sound like a good dad to me!

So what if she was hooking up with Richie Sambora? Yeah, she sucks for doing that but those are two different issues.

Taureans rule all.

That's it.

TATONKA!!!

If this is true, and I wouldn't be surprised if it is, it is nothing new. My boyfriend's now ex-wife pulled that shit and he now has no relationship with his daughter.

My hubby passed Charlie Sheen in a hallway at his work a couple of days ago. I asked him if he'd kicked him in the balls for how he has been treating Denise (my hubby's been hot for her since Starship Troopers). After reading this article, I'm glad he didn't. She sounds like a conniving bitch. Charlie Sheen's manager sounds like a funny guy--"National Enquirer Anonymous"--Ha!

@41:

Where does your husband work? The Mustang Ranch?

Remember when Ritchie and Jon did that ``Wanted Dead or Alive'' acoustic at the MTV Video Music awards in like 1989? That was SO rockin.
1989... seemed just like yesterday.

#23 haha
me too

Ooh astrology, my favorite! :) I'm kinda newish and haven't jumped in much cause I'm a shy Cancer. ;)

But we are intuitive and I've been saying I don't like Denise Richards for years, even when everybody thought she was so sweet and pretty and how did Charlie get so lucky...hahaha. She's got this vacant vapid whorish quality...it's really hard to put into words but it's just there. I have no doubts she's a manipulative bitch. And she can't act. The only time I ever enjoyed seeing her in a movie was when she got attacked by a chainsaw in some stupid horror movie. You have to be bad to fuck up being a Bond girl. Ok, I just really hate her. :P

And I love Libras!

This sounds a lot like a bad episode of Melrose Place....wait, they were all bad.

I really dislike Penise Richards. I'd like to sneak up behind her and chop off her dumb hair. For some reason I just want to pick on her until she cries. I would find satisfaction in that, sexual satisfaction.

P.S. And she's FAT

Penise Richards, HA!

She's horrible, but I've always liked her shitty movies...Wild Things was the shizzle

Penise Richards vs. Charlie Peen?

when charlie sheen has become the likable one in the relationship, it's time to do some soul searching.

#42--Ha! He wishes! Nope, TLC's "Overhaulin'" is filming at his work, and I guess Charlie had a guest cameo.

#41
Charlie Sheen was driving next to me on the freeway and I was desperately searching for something to chuck at him. I couldn't make the window in my crappy ass car roll down, though

@49:
Okay, I did like those freaky sex scenes. At least she's good at somethin'. "Shut your pie hole, Penise... you can get it doggy style or laying on your side, those are your only choices"

"Overhaulin'" Is that the cracker version of "Pimp my Ride"?

She was the worst Bond girl ever! Nuclear scientist my ass.

Ok, I'll give her Wild Things. But that wasn't acting ability.

"It is the single worst behavior of a parent I have ever seen."

Dude, if lying is the worst behavior you have ever seen in a parent, you are one lucky and sheltered bastard.

I can see a new sit-com or reality show about this fun couple - Two and a Half Brain Cells

dude! almost first! one sweet day..one sweet day

Denice looks like a pig with a facelift, charlie is a crack whore and really who cares about Locklear but herself

oh and remember tcltc

(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
Off topic...I just got this in an email.... pretty funny...

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

(__Hole__)

( just made that one up)

#55..not sure...haven't watched either!

On a different note, someone was complaining in one of the other comment sections about racial epithets. Just wanted to say "cracker" doesn't seem very offensive. It's kinda funny, in a way. Any idea where it originated?

translates - Courtney Love

#61 this is not off topic, you're right on target. I nominate you for best post of the day....this just in...you won!

remember tcltc

You all remember Starship Troopers? When you were all like: "Who's that fine, new piece of ass? I can't wait to see her nekkid!"?
Then a few years later, Wild Things came out, and you were all happy because you were finally going to see the titties?
Then that horrible moment where the champagne was flowing over them, and they had bumpy, nasty aureolae that covered half of each tit? And they were the same color as her skin?
Do you remember thinking "What the fuck?
I rented this shitpile for this moment, and here tits look like THAT?!?!"
Then being embarassed and not saying anything at the video store?
Fuck that bitch.
He never should have married her after seeing those nasty bags. I don't care how good a dick she sucks.
Good work on the parenting skills, though...
That's really classy.

From slave drivers, isn't it? Cracking the whip. Possibly also from cracking corn for liquor.

# 53... better luck next time!

#40 "his muse"

do you and I have the same life? my ex-boyfriend's ex-wife was a real bitch and he has no relationship with his daughter.

the bitches always win. always.

51 Chanel Bear, thx for the line...u r so right

she's got a little "crazy" in those Blue eyes. Like her character in Brotherman

I hope that this worthless whore gets exactly what's coming. Charlie's no saint, but I think her true colors have shown, and to me she's worse than him. She's using those kids against him while she's fucking her best friends husband, before they even split. WHO the fuck does that besides a coniving evil backstabbing whore, and once again I pose the question for anyone with better computer skills than me (cuz I vaguely remember this but can't find any info... DOES ANYONE REMEMBER A FEW YEARS BACK WHEN SHE HIT A KID IN A CROSSWALK< KILLING HIM< AND FLED THE SCENE?????? or am I trippin? somone clear this up for me ASAP!!

I've seen the movie Wild Things, so I wouldnt put it past Denise Richards to make the whole thing up. Probably trying to get her trust fund money and move out with Matt Dillon.

..
The whole thing is Neve Campbells plan though. The police should talk to her.

and would anyone else have sex with denise richards in the butt?

Just for clarification: I wasn't being sarcastic. Denise Richards was in fact a Heidi Fleiss call (i.e. high class call girl) and this is how she and Charlie met.

This illustrious start should be shedding a lot of light on Hollywood's healthiest couple.

That was rebecca gayheart.

At first when I heard and read the complaint, I was convinced that Charlie did all those horrible things. But now, as more things come out, Ive changed my mind. I think that because Charlie has a history of abusing drugs, call girls, etc...It would be so easy for Denise to make up these things,thinking that the court & everyone would believe them BECAUSE of Charlie's past..sad thing is really the only people she is hurting is her own kids..

Crazy Denise, whatever...!

The only thing I remember about the movie Wild Things (after I masturbated to the lesbian sex scene) was that I had a moment of clarity and thought that Neve Campbell's back was horribly masculine and her shoulder blades moved around really weirdly, like they were separate entities from her body or something and that it was a good thing I got my rocks off before I saw that.

@5

Now we know where Jimmy Hoffa is.

I quite honestly believe that Charlie Sheen started the AIDS epidemic by fucking too many chimps in Africa.

Gambling, cheating, drugs--what a great dad! DENISE is the bad parent? Charlie's manager is just as big of a douchebag.

I never liked Denise much, but regardless of intelligence, talent, or ho-ness I must say,

TEAM RICHARDSON!!!

You fuck with Charlie and you end up with all the other hookers at the bottom of a ravine.

EIGHTY-SECOND, BITCHES!!!

I hope Richie Sambora blows some air up her pussy, then she'll die of a freak embolism.

The bond flick she was in was totally screwed. The casting director is a fucking moron. Let's see, we've got Sophie Marceau, who was pretty much born to play a bond chick, and Denise Richards. I suppose Richards could play the token broad he nails at the beginning and then gets offed later, but she never, ever should have been the main foil.

Also - where else but Hollywood could Denise Richards AND Keanu Reeves both get cast as brilliant physicists?

Charlie is such a sleeze ball, even if I hated Denise, I'd still side with her. He's spewed his seed on every two-bit dirty whore in the country. What a pudknocker.

He's ugly too.. I never understood why ANYONE found this asswad attractive.

At least by fucking Charlie, she's become diseased enough to have nastiness equality with Sambora.

Sorry, I but I have to side with Charlie, so the man likes his hookers and his porn, nothing wrong with that, that's how he rolls. This toxic cunt knew this coming in.
And then it turns out she's a backstabber who was stealing a friend's husband. She has zero credibility, at least with Charlie you know what he's about from the get go.

Won't somebody please think of the children?!

I think of the children.

I think they'll be in therapy with the daughter of Courtney Love (Frances flickmyBean), Sean Spears-Cheetos-Federline, and Michael Jackson's two albino blonde "sons."

Unfortunately, social services can't take the children away from the RICH fucked-up bad parents... Only from the POOR fucked-up bad parents.

Libraesque, the woman who committed a hit and run was Rebecca Gayheart, she was the curly-haired friend in 'Jawbreaker', that Rose McGowan flick.

I'd hit it.

You hav all been reported!

I am so happy to read that someone else is seeing the other side of this.
Remember the big elaborate staging that went into Charlie's last rehab stint? Martin Sheen, Rob Lowe...it was the B list Hollywood event of the year.
Don't you think if Denise (the worst Bond Girl ever) was telling the truth, we would have heard about all of his alleged faults much earlier?
I am waiting for Martin Sheen to put his gloves on and come out fighting.
Besides, how could Charlies work the demanding television sitcom work schedule if he is gambling, whoring, boozing, drugging and conspiring to kill his wife?

I've never found that conspiring to kill someone takes all that long.

I know, once you decide on the method the killing practically takes care of itself...

If Denise was really fearing for her life, then why did she let herself get knocked up AGAIN by her abusive husband? I mean, are millions of dollars not enough to buy decent contraceptives? Puhleeze. I'm so glad that she's being exposed as the fugly whore that she is.

There's an angel on my shoulder
In my hand a sword of gold
Let me wander in your garden
And the seeds of love I'll sow

EDNA 1 & 2 REPORTED!!

They are both liars, please. They were well-suited for each other. I feel for their children.

thanks erma...there's a wocket in my pocket

er...edna...WAY too much last night!!!

here what one does when one has nothing of to better do in his life to point out itself... to leave unemployment !

http://www.lezlife.com

What do you expect when whores collide?

and Edna? I respectfully request that you stay the fuck OUT of my garden,m'k?