Apr 25 2006Denise Richards and Richie Sambora get it on

note to Richie: if you're gonna try to get photographed making out with denise richards, AT LEAST put on a shirt and take off that gay hat.

further proof that you don't have to be ugly or high to be indiscriminate.

Hey Denise, Maybe you want to lay low on the tattoed rock stars when you are trying to make the case you're worried about Charlie Sheen being a bad influence on your kids...

I know Sambora's not exactly Tommy Lee, but he's not that different of a carousel ride...

Oh, and first! (maybe)

Curses!

Just wondering if anyone else got an ad on this post saying "Amazing New Tool." Coincidence? I think not.

Wasn't he the drummer for Winger or something?

Is the fact that hot girls are falling for ugly, untalented guys left and right one of the symptoms of bird flu, or just the general apocalypse?

My Dad was married four different times and even he doesn't move as fast as these emotionally needy oxygen wasters. I weep for their children...the future needy oxygen wasters!

Hollywood really is a tiny little town, isn't it? This is like a Jerry Springer episode where the whole town is fucking the same three people, as if there is nowhere else to find a man. Richie Sambora isn't even that hot, and Denise Richards is hot, but crazy - speaking of crazy - who's Charlie Sheen with these days? Lemme guess...Paris? Nicole? Linday? Mischa? Tom Cruise?

Good for them!!!!
Denisse deserves to be happy with someone who is not a total asshole who beat women like Sheen, and if Locklear wants to go whoring a while before she becomes a total old hag well, she can.

I like the couple!!! they are both.
Congratulations Denisse and Richie!!!

UH Hello....isn't she "suppose" to be Heather's BFF...he's a man whore and she's a fucking slut. Oh and this is going to go a loooonnnggg way in helping her case against that fag charlie. Dysfunctional pieces of shit.

she should hook up with the one person who really made her career what it is - Neve Campbell.

Maybe he's hoping to revive his solo signing career.

sundaybl00dysunday #10...

You are a moron... So it is okay for Denise to be screwing Richie Sambora when she just left Charlie and is in the middle of a lawsuit with him...BUT when heather starts dating someone else you call it WHORING around??? F*cking hypocrite.

He's NASTY. I wouldn't touch his diseased schlong if it was wrapped in Tiffany's diamonds...and that's saying a lot cuz I like shiny expensive stuff.

I wonder why they're so incestuous in Hollywood. Richie Sambora isn't exactly quality, Bon Jovi sucked in the 80s and it's practically non-existent now...

At least you don't see Charlie slobbering all over his "dates" in public.

Please Denise, noone forced you to marry Charlie against your will, so stop acting like his behavior is a complete shock to you.

Charlie, bad time to announce a kiddie clothing line--see Michael Jackson

Lest all you slimy slugs forget, it was Heather who kicked Richie to the curb, and if all you trailer trash are going to believe everything you read, then you would know Denise gave Charlie numerous chances to get his shit together for the "sake" of the children and there marriage. I say, Go RICHIE & DENISE! And I hope that Charlie & Heather will get together cuz they deserve each other.

I bet this does wonders for her credibility in her accussasions against her husband.

Bon Blow Me sucked. This is so boring, who really cares about that douchebag?

#13 I find sticking ones tounge in Denise Richard's mouth does wonders for ones standing amongst the deaf.

I am reporting all disgusting posts.

Not only is he fat but he is ugly as fu*k. Maybe if he lost 30lbs and cut that nasty hair, he would look somewhat presentable to society. Gross!!! I would rather chew off my own face than be caught with him.

This relationship is funny to me also. I actually have the rest of the pictures from that same balcony scene posted over at my blog if you are interested.

Here is the link: http://www.derekhail.com/2006/04/25/richie-sambora-bagged-denise-richards/

Edna, what's up with these reporting accusations. You sound like a broken record. Um.. The Superficial doesn't care what you think. Let's see, a stuck up loser commenter, OR hundreds of devoted fans that fuel the site with hits and comments on a daily basis. hmmmm. tough one, but i'm gonna go with Tons of devoted people who fuel my site with comments.

Edna, you are worthless. no on listens to you. Powerless and petty.

I only read this site for the comments. The Edna Bambrick saga is so good she has to be fake. It is an honor and privledge to to be reported by Bambrick, so here I go:

Edna, sometimes when I take a shit I am amazed at how big the log is! It's practically taking over the toilet. Has this ever happend to you?

Now Denise can know for sure if Richie feathers his pubes.

That is pretty fucked up, considering Denise Richards and Heather Lockugly are friends...

But I have a feeling they are all cool with it. Heather doesn't mind Denise fucking her ex-husband, and clearly no one cares about Heather, or there would have been an intervention by now concerning the whole David Spade thing.

These people are too old and not famous enough to warrant this kind of attention on TS

Posted by Badhero:
"At least you don't see Charlie slobbering all over his "dates" in public."

Umm, considering the allegations that Chuckster hooks up on sex sites where his avaitor is a pic of this erect penis- I think there's a reason why he's not out in the open light...

Oh EDNA!!! You ARE here!
Denise is a cum guzzling slut and so is her BFF Heather! They and their loser boyfriends can all disappear right now into the giant gold toiled Donald Trump had installed at Mar A Lago you bitch!

Oh and Tom Cruise loves the cock...

Hi Edna! So glad you're here today. I have a question about blimpkins, and heard you are the best.

I am reporting all British posts.

Bummer.... Edna is kind of quiet today... No bible verses for us edna?

What a bunch of LOSERS! When you cant think of anything else to say, you find the need to smear TOM CRUISES good name. It only goes to show that your envy of Tom has reached a point where you cant get him out of your minds. SCIENTOLOGY RULES!

sherry-co: Mother's Day is coming up. Don't forget to buy some flowers for that dog down the street that L. Ron impregnated a magical 7 years ago...

It all makes sense now...Denise is a slut and a homewrecker - Back in Feb. it was reported that Heather filed for divorce after reportedly finding an e-mail with suggestive photos from a woman they both know - yeah, her BFF and Richie's Fk-buddy.

boredmilf and anyone looking for edna can find her on the britney post.

Sherry-co I am so glad you have enlightened me. You are right, SCIENTOLOGY RULES! And Tom Cruise has such a good name, with all the great things he has done lately, like eating placentas. I so envy him that I have signed up for Scientology lessons, and I will make sure you get credit for them. Do you get a commission?

SASSY OUT!

P.S. what does this have to do with Denise Richards exactly? Just askin'.

If MeganHarris doesn't like Edna, then Edna must be cool.

Insert Team America jingle:

Edna-aa... Fuck yeah!

Gonna save the motherfucking Internet, yeah!

Edna, do you where your "taint" is? 'Cause I can gladly show you. With my tizongue.

I did not cuss, so you can't report me. And if you do, I will file a suit for wrongful reportation. My lawyer is waiting, right here under my desk, between my legs an- aww shit, let me go.

WOW! A couple of rebounders that sure will last!

I guess I can see Richie jumping the bones of a wowan 12 years younger and a friend of his ex- just to add a little revenge(of course was this going along before) Hey Charlie DNA test in order? But what is she thinking-Hey can I give a lap dance to a guy whose divorce is not final while mine is not final, while I am making crazy allegations against my ex-? where is her newborn anyway- Oh with the nanny because I need to be with my kids and protect them Bull-she means I need to keep my kids form my ex as dirty payback this will get ugly

edna sucks!

yo edna, if you think we're bad, you should hear what the FBI has been saying about you... I believe their exact words were "goatfucking nuisance".

Everytime you report someone, lets say "cruise loves the cock" and take a shot.

Is it just me or do these pictures look like they are totally posed? I wonder if they are just doing this to piss off their ex-spouses. Charlie, Denise and Heather and Ritchie were friends. I think hooking up with your friend’s ex is a good way of pissing your ex off. I just don’t know…seems kinda of fake to me. Also, when do celebrities so willingly let the paparrazzi take their pictures and kiss in front of the cameras unless their Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

Hello everyone.

Shut up Phoenix you dumb slut.

MMM, I loves me some TAINT....Papa, you can lick my taint all day long...my taint is antifreeze flavored, just so you know.

Take that, Edna.

This phenomenon is nothing new.
There's a house up my street where a bunch of half-retarded 35 year olds in a "band" live, still clinging to the idea that they'll "make it big". They all dress like angsty highschoolers who hate their parents, and are literally the ugliest motherfuckers i've ever seen in my life. I'm talking missing-link ugly. Gorilla faces, chipped teeth, back-hair, and a permanent Pig-Pen cloud of dust and flies surrounding them.
Yet... No matter where they go, they are trailed by a pack of beautiful young girls. Because "they're in a band!"

Charlie Sheen apparently lives with the theory that he can do as he pleases (see 17 pages of don't-tell-me-he-didn't-change on thesmokinggun.com) and she can't. I think that she's trying to get Sheen to flip out and violate the restraining order. Richards and Sambora were only found out because they wanted to be.

I don't get it Denise Richards isn't poor, and nobody remembers what badn Richie Sambora was even in....what's the appeal of him for her?

looking at the pad of butter that is his left nipple makes me never want to see EITHER of their boobs.

I want to vomit on them both.

What happened to the forums? :(

Well, Lookatme, I guess you weren't around to make sure everything was cool so it all pretty much went to shit. Don't leave us again!

What happened to the forums? :(

You guys are being racist towards white people.

You guys are being racist towards white people.

I hope Charlie Sheen beats the living shit out of Denise Richards, Richie Sambora & Heather Locklear all at the same time. And then he fucks Sambora while quoting hilarious scenes from Navy Seals, "You got that missile? Well you might want to think about using it".

@57, 58 - Fuck you, cracker. Take your miniscule genitalia and poor sense of rhythm elsewhere. This site is for black men with huga manacondas and the tiny Asian women that love them only.

*huge
Above rule still applies despite typographical error.

Something smells rotten in the state of California. Oh, Denise and Richie washed up ashore...

hey Pride, You know, you have a point-- wait no you don't. I was using a little thing called sarcasm. It was inherent in the little quotation marks describing what he does socially as dates. Oh, have a "nice" day!

Richie is a good guitarist but Bon Jovi was just a pop rock NJ band that made it on good PR and some catchy hooks. Their reworked songs are actually more interesting. That is more interesting than listening to Bon Jovi speak on politics for what it's worth.

So if the ole Ho, Heather Locklys moved on well then in our throw away society, Denise Richards is already overdue. I'm sure the bed sheets are cold having been changed since Charlie is gone.

These deep "relationships" are so inspiring. And if Richie is banging Denise now, how does that make them a couple to folks here?

Guys bang chicks all the time. So what.

edna do us a fav shut the fuck up!!!
u fucked up slag

Heather just wants to get at David Spade's world-famous dildo collection. She's heard he even has a life-sized Edna Bambrick vibratonator, complete with crucifix clit tickler.

I normally don't comment but I HAVE to now...

#60 - oshkosh - LMAO.... priceless!

"There's probably a perfectly reasonable explanation for how these guys are getting these girls"

$$$

Why did they change the picture? The other one was much more provacateuristic and erotical.

The really scary thing is that David Spade is at the top of this revolting mess. I mean he is particularly sleazy you know? Sambora is no "hottie" but David Spade makes him look great in comparison. Heather Loclear is a vacant horse face as well though. Hopefully she's too old to have any horrifying offspring with him.

P.S. This new server sucks.

#69 The Superficial can only replace so many monitors, as part of their responsibility for initiating the pukefest that followed.

the new photo is Sambora post-assfucking with Charlie Sheen. Sheen totally kicked his ass in the sack and then Richie ran back to Denise so he could feel all manly by kicking her in the vag. She needed a good kick in the vag after giving birth to 2 kids.

Notice his arm in a sling?

Apparently Heather, David, Denise and Ritchie were arguing outside Mickey's (David is part owner) in West Hollywood. Ritchie threatened Spade, Locklear stepped in to defend her new "Dildo Mentor" and blocked a blow from Sambora to Spade's head with Spade's AssBlaster19 Mega Dildo. Split Sambora's ulna like a toothpick.

Spade was furious with Locklear, onlookers quoting him as screaming, "You thupid bitch! You could've wrecked the assblaster AND that would've been the closest thing to a blow job I'll EVER get from Richie. I HATE YOU!!!"

Spade ran weeping back into Mickeys, comforting himself by shoving money into strippers' g-strings...

Trotter, that's interesting, because I heard his arm was broken inside Denise's stranglehold of a vagina. But if you have notes, I'll take your word for it.
God Damn It Denise is fine.

Oh Denise, didnt you just try to convince us a few days ago that you were a poor abused mom and wife who did everything she could to save her husband and her marriage to an out of control loser who couldnt control himself and may have killed someone? (wow all that in one breath!)Somehow, swapping spit with a has been swept up vermin aka your friends ex makes your story very hard to take seriously. Am I the only one reliving the pain of high school relationships?

WOO HOO EDNAS BACK

@74
I have notes! They're right here on the back of my valet ticket... uh, they're around here someplace...

Hey, Jacq! Where'd you put you put my fuckin' notes?

2 Badhero: Aw Sh*t, my bad...

Funny thing happened when I called the FBI to report Edna. As soon as I said "Edna Bam..." the duty desk agent just sighed "Oh Christ, not again." Then he cried for half an hour or so before asking if I knew anyplace in D.C. where you can get scotch by the gallon. So I said yeah, just call Senator Kennedy.

He also asked if you put a pistol in your mouth, is it better to aim up, or back.

I'm guessing the man gets more than a few Edna notes a day.

EDNA'S BACK! I missed her and her annoying reports.... who is she reporting it to? It's too good to be real, it has to be a cool person underneith the idiot just making a joke... I hope.

Hi Edna;

If you were a corpse, I'd dig you up and fuck you. Tell me slobberlips, is that disturbing enough for you?
60, 47 AWESOME! Ritchie S. and Denise makes me want to hurl...and that is saying something indeed.

#77 Posted by prideofchucky on April 25, 2006 06:26 PM

2 Badhero: Aw Sh*t, my bad...

Cool-without sarcasm!

On second thought, I think that may have crosssed the line. I couldn't do it. No way.

Yes. I would most definately prefer being slapped around by Charlie Sheen than be seen much less - date/screw Sambora.

#82 She's still gonna report you.

#9 I read somewhere Charlie is dating online. He met some chick on millionaire match or some thing like that...
cut and paste from sites homepage...
"(If the site is slow, come back early morning or late night. The traffic may be very high at this moment due to the recent publicity about a Hollywood celebrity having found a match here. )"

84 Why, because even her corpse is to nauseating to hump? I knew a crazy little dancer once, or was that prancer or vixen..damn

Denise Richards and Richey Sambora, a vacant cardboard "actress" and a middle-aged talentless "guitarist." I don't blame Sambora, she's as dumb as a rock, but hot, in an "I'd like to fold her up like a pretzel and cover her with mustard" kind of way.

Edna,

"I am reporting all disgusting posts." Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck-a-doodle-doo, ...

I meant "Gosh darn it."

Last! ( Please God let it be so. )

Since when is it okay to boink your best friends' soon to be ex-husband? It just kills me that not only does Hollywood not give a crap about friendship and marriage, it's so incestuous! If I had that killer body of Denise, I'd have my pick of whomever I wanted...and it sure in the hell wouldn't be my best friend's sloppy & nasty husband! Oh no...I'd visit colleges all over the country and do body shots with only the hunky ones that'll buy my drinks all night long!...wait a minute...I do that already!

Is it just me or does Sambuca look like Rod Stewart with dark hair?

I think it's cute when people who look like products of inbreeding stick together.

it's called fame and fortune. ya notice i didn't say appearance..something they don't have.

As appealing as the hollyweird set looks physically on the outside, they are just as rotten to the core on the inside... heather helped Dopy-Denise a lot when she was having problems with “Chucky the whore-monger”, and this is her "thank you"... no good deed goes unpunished- how true... NOW, LET THE OILY FUN COMMENCE IN ALL ITS GLORY... OH YEAH... WEE!!!...

Es verdad que Heather dejo antes a Richie pero aun asi el zorrón de Denise R. deberia de aver respetado un poco a 'su amiga' que parece de crias poner escusas de su romance con Richie que ' esuqe no eramos tan amigas ...' perdona guapa pero no estamos en parvulos como me saltas con eso??
Solo hay que dar tiempo y veras como me viene con polladas de maltratos y tonteria ES UNA PUTA DE MIERDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA