April 11, 2006
Cindy Crawford pretending not to be afraid of the homeless
It's weird how Cindy Crawford posing with a homeless man is infinitely less insulting than Mariah Carey posing with a homeless man. Then again, this guy might not even be homeless. I see a dude in a wheelchair with one eye and a crazy beard and just naturally assume he's either homeless or an ex-pirate. Either way, he's my hero.
One more after the jump.
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Comments
1. Posted by mamacita on April 11, 2006 1:35 PM
OK, why in the hell is Cindy Crawford still newsworthy? Is she making Fair Game 2 or something and I missed it? Mole, mole, mole.
2. Posted by gogoboots on April 11, 2006 1:35 PM
She looks like she's terrified, like at any moment she's gonna ask, do I have the AIDS?!
FIRST!!!!
3. Posted by mamacita on April 11, 2006 1:36 PM
Well, I was unaware at the time, so I'll do it now......................................FIRST!!! In case you're wondering, I'm doing the "Superstar" pose from the Mary Catherine Gallagher skits.
4. Posted by Akapee on April 11, 2006 1:36 PM
Cindy looks beautiful
5. Posted by Karen Rani on April 11, 2006 1:38 PM
Her body language is all like, "This photo op is scaring the bejeezus outta me. Hurry up!" She looks extremely uncomfortable....perhaps your hero smells a wee bit.
6. Posted by gogoboots on April 11, 2006 1:39 PM
mamacita duped both of us, i thought i was gonna be first so i wasted some space for reals.
7. Posted by Iambananas on April 11, 2006 1:40 PM
She looks good for being, what, a hundred, or something?
8. Posted by FaceInTheCrowd on April 11, 2006 1:45 PM
I don't think that guy's homeless. Look at that wheelchair, it probably cost more than my car. Sure, my car is 14 years old and has 140,000 miles on it, but still.
I think she just had her picture taken with a one-eyed guy with a wheelchair. In the second picture, he's pointing at the camera and probably saying something like, "My publicist has a camera crew with proper lighting equipment on speed-dial, let's get some sushi while they fire up the jet."
9. Posted by M@ce on April 11, 2006 1:46 PM
Cindy's new line of cosmetics is made with PEOPLE! Homeless people...for the love of God IT'S PEOPLE!!!
10. Posted by Spacedog on April 11, 2006 1:49 PM
Maybe touching homeless people is how she got that growth near her lip?
11. Posted by M@ce on April 11, 2006 1:50 PM
Pic #2 (pointing)
I'm supposed to go in there? That looks kinda like a wood chipper to me...you sure there's food and clothes on the other side of that thing, cause it sure does look like a wood chipper...
12. Posted by BigJim on April 11, 2006 2:02 PM
I notice that she's not actually touching him. I guess she's worried about getting old, crippled, one-eyed black man cooties.
By the way, saying you're first and not being first makes you look really lame, no matter how much you apolize.
13. Posted by EvilFiend on April 11, 2006 2:08 PM
i think the homeless man is just photo shopped in and she's really standing over her ex super model friend, naomi campbell, cell phone victim... just a thought
14. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 11, 2006 2:08 PM
I think she's in line for the methadone treatment, Lord knows she ain't in line for the soup. God, do these pictures make anyone else really, really horny???
15. Posted by caddachrome on April 11, 2006 2:12 PM
From the looks of the second picture, it seems he is asking whom ever is taking the picture to shoot another one of Cindy on his lap.
16. Posted by spatz on April 11, 2006 2:16 PM
i hope she gave the man some money at least.
17. Posted by Italian Stallion on April 11, 2006 2:25 PM
She told him she didn't have any money and that she would take a picture with him which will be worth more then any money she could ever give him.......
Little does he know, she is also a habitual liar.....
18. Posted by lowtalker on April 11, 2006 2:30 PM
That looks like the same guy that is in the Mariah Carey picture.
19. Posted by therecluse on April 11, 2006 2:34 PM
This looks like the same homeless guy that Mariah was posing with, maybe he rents himself out for photoshoots... Which would explain how he can afford that sweet chair.
20. Posted by bjpack on April 11, 2006 2:41 PM
Before he left us, my dad said that he's leaving to pursue his lifelong goal...a photo with Cindy Crawford. He rolled out the door and winked his one eye and that was the last I saw of him. Good going, dad. We can all live our dreams.
21. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on April 11, 2006 2:55 PM
That's not some homeless guy, that's Cindy and Rande's new coffee table.
22. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 11, 2006 2:56 PM
This must be for Mugatu's new Derelikte campaign.
Sorry.
23. Posted by PapaHotNuts on April 11, 2006 3:00 PM
Danny Glover is one of the greatest actors alive today.
24. Posted by k37744 on April 11, 2006 3:01 PM
Dammit!!! She gets even better looking with age.
I give up.
25. Posted by Spindoc on April 11, 2006 3:12 PM
If it would give her 5 more years of youth she would blow that guy in a second.
26. Posted by bunny0602 on April 11, 2006 3:14 PM
That homeless man is Isaac Hayes, R&B singer.
27. Posted by drucifer on April 11, 2006 3:25 PM
Hell, those are the biggest pair of briefs I've ever seen.
28. Posted by punctiliouspig on April 11, 2006 3:30 PM
thats so incredibly the same dude.
29. Posted by Jacq on April 11, 2006 3:32 PM
MeganHarris' boyfriend is black?! Oh well. I knew he was cheating on her. Now we have photographic evidence.
30. Posted by bravegirl01 on April 11, 2006 3:38 PM
thank you, #20, thank you!
31. Posted by sometimesboy on April 11, 2006 3:44 PM
this is actually a still from the pilot of cindy's new show 'AMERICA'S NEXT TOP PARAPLEGIC ONE-EYED VAGRANT"....sadly Moses, pictured here, was eliminated in the next round...
32. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 11, 2006 3:52 PM
P.S. Geekologie makes me frown.
33. Posted by MeganHarris on April 11, 2006 4:00 PM
Hilarious.. This guy needs his own blog.. with all the celebs hes been with.
34. Posted by tits_on_snack on April 11, 2006 4:05 PM
I love it when thesuperficial promotes crap like "I Watch Stuff" and now this "geekologie" site, and they turn comments off because they know everybody's just going to complain about how lame it is, and so everyone has to go to the previous superficial entry to complain instead.
Granted, that geekologie site is kinda neat - but totally not something I come to thesuperficial to read about.
Oh, and "I Watch Stuff" is never funny.
35. Posted by MeganHarris on April 11, 2006 4:11 PM
Disagree!!! #33
Iwatchstuff is pretty damn funny.
the geekstuff, i can pass on. but its neccessary to have useless information like that for everyone's different interests.
36. Posted by pirhan on April 11, 2006 4:15 PM
#27 .. that's what I thought too, but it's actually his shirt. (I hope.)
37. Posted by Malakite on April 11, 2006 4:20 PM
Cindy Crawford has huge fucking ears. Gross.
38. Posted by Tai! on April 11, 2006 4:29 PM
Britney's son Sean rushed to hospital
Note- we are awaiting confirmation.
Britney Spear's son Sean Preston was taken to the hospital on April 7th. He fell out of the high chair a few days earlier and was sleeping a lot, so they took him in. His skull is fractured. Child protective services investigating.
got this from www.celebritybabies.typepad.com
39. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 11, 2006 4:33 PM
IWATCHSTUFF.COM is HILARIOUS. It's where I go to get all my entertainment when I'm hopped up on VAULT SODA, because the humor is so EDGY and OFF-THE-WALL it takes a HARDCORE, BAD-ASS energy drink to appreciate the immensity of the GOOD TIMES to be had at IWATCHSTUFF.COM.
MeganHarris, it is impolite to disagree with yourself.
40. Posted by thatsnothot on April 11, 2006 4:35 PM
is that the same "homeless" guy that posed with mariah carey?
(i'm sure someone has already posted this but i'll do it anyway)
41. Posted by Zanna on April 11, 2006 4:37 PM
Gaaawd the stories are sucking ass today and not in a good fun way.....here is a link to something I hope the superficial puts up so we can RAG on the bitch mercilessly. I'm on the rag and bitching about Cindy Crawford is NOT going to cut it today.
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/britney_spears/tater_tot_seriously_injured_the_cops_go_to_britney_kfags_home_20060411.php
42. Posted by spatz on April 11, 2006 4:53 PM
#41 i feel ya. this news is about as entertaining as the news that my coworker just got himself a shiny new computer.
boring.
that britney spears news is perfect for superficial. but i hate perezhilton. its like 13 year olds post there. i cannot stand one more OMG!!11!!!! hawt!!!111!! awesome!111!!!
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43. Posted by UCSD on April 11, 2006 5:00 PM
Why is she so hot all the time? When is she gonna have an ugly phase? Seriously, she will be one of the hotest people in the world when she's 90. Mmmmmmm. Hot great grandma ass.
44. Posted by Trotter on April 11, 2006 5:17 PM
23 - Papa - goddamned funny.
Notice his hospital bracelet. You know that Cindy's towncar ran him over when he was in the middle of 10th Ave flailing for a taxi...
45. Posted by cibby on April 11, 2006 5:52 PM
If she wanted to do something nice, why didn't she bake him some cookies?
46. Posted by krisdylee on April 11, 2006 5:52 PM
is that pee by that one guy's foot?
47. Posted by TheLusciousDeluxe on April 11, 2006 6:06 PM
Aren't all the pictures with this guy Photoshop jobs?
48. Posted by stitch on April 11, 2006 6:07 PM
Why is that guy wearing a giant pair of Y fronts on his torso?
49. Posted by TaiTai on April 11, 2006 6:29 PM
That's not a homeless guy, it's Morgan Freeman preparing for his role in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest 2." (Note mental hospital armband in second photo.) Cindy Crawford isn't scared, she's just envious over Morgan's upcoming Oscar.
50. Posted by Trotter on April 11, 2006 7:47 PM
uh, Tai Tai? Do you read the other posts? 23 and 44 had that covered. But nice to know there are kindred spirits...
51. Posted by Star Maker Machinery on April 11, 2006 8:16 PM
Isn't this guy the reincarnation of Xenu? Maybe that's why Cindy looks like she's had the Thetan scared out of her.
P.S - Thanks for dragging Richard Gere out of the closet.
52. Posted by pepper brooks on April 11, 2006 8:33 PM
Danny Glover lives forever in my fantasies
I'd so hit it, wheels and all.
who am I kidding, ESPECIALLY with wheels.
Cindy Crawford is kind of tard-looking for a supermodel
53. Posted by pepper brooks on April 11, 2006 8:37 PM
yeah and I heart iwatchstuff. I hope the wheelchair man pees liberally and gleefully on all of you hatahs
54. Posted by Italian Stallion on April 11, 2006 8:39 PM
# 39 LoL
I think MeganHarris is one of the funniest people on here......
55. Posted by Italian Stallion on April 11, 2006 8:41 PM
I DISAGREE #54
So many other people on here, that are way smart and funny. Meganharris never says anything funny, she usually talks about her boyfriend, which I'm starting to think Is what Newguy was being an ass about yesterday, ya know, FAKE
56. Posted by heifferzzz on April 11, 2006 9:35 PM
#20 LOL!! no truly, LOL!!
57. Posted by mamacita on April 11, 2006 10:18 PM
@55
He he, you're funny. Too bad you're fake. Sorry, I just had to say it since NewGuy hasn't made an appearance yet today.
58. Posted by Pez_D_Spencer on April 11, 2006 10:21 PM
#9 Yeah, I saw that in the store the other day. The lipgloss has a really cool color: Soylent Green.
59. Posted by Trotter on April 11, 2006 11:44 PM
I heard NewGuy is off at the Macaulay Culkin Underpants Auction at the Neverland Ranch. Apparently, Tom Cruise has been buying up all the best pieces.
60. Posted by Danni on April 12, 2006 1:03 AM
The homeless guy looks stoned
61. Posted by Drunk Blogger on April 12, 2006 2:37 AM
The homeless guy is stoned. Duh.
62. Posted by LKB on April 12, 2006 9:26 AM
is that the same homeless dude? scary....he's everywhere you don't want to be!
63. Posted by JiggerJohnson on April 12, 2006 1:08 PM
If you guys want the truth here it is: I work in NYC and I have seen this guy just about eveyday for about 10 years. He sits in his chair in front of Saks 5th ave. selling pencils. He is a nice guy and has lots of friends he talks to everyday. I'm sure Cindy was just talking to him before she went into Saks.
64. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 12, 2006 1:27 PM
That's the thing about the "truth", JiggerJohnson: it always ruins a good story.
65. Posted by TaiTai on April 12, 2006 1:43 PM
#50 thanks so much for the monitoring, sorry to say I missed your reference to the armband but please, Morgan Freeman and Danny Glover are really not the same person, despite what you may perceive. And hey, Cuckoo's Nest reference? Cut me some slack, please! I am just a lowly wannabe!
66. Posted by Trotter on April 12, 2006 8:18 PM
@65 Props. Just this once.
67. Posted by junebug on April 18, 2006 12:42 AM
is this the same bum from all the other celeb pictures?