Apr 10 2006Christina Aguilera at the Maxim 100th Issue Party

Never has my blog more justified itself than in the presence of this hot chick and this douchebag.

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.blogspot.com/

Somebody got a boob job as a wedding gift!

God Bless America!!! She looks so awesome lately! The weirdest thing is that this guy always looks so utterly and completely bored. It's guys like that, though, that turn out to be all wild and super awesome in the sex department. Maybe that's why she's with him. Well, not the only reason, but you know what I mean.

what the hell is on the inside of her left arm?

its amazing what an expensive pushup bra and several hours in makeup and a bottle of peroxide can do. their union is explained by the fact that without all of that stuff, she looks just as plain and homely as him.

#4

Looks like a tattoo to me.

wow!!!

i've never seen her look so decent!

she really shaped up.

Maybe he never got the memo that she's a dirrty skank

He looks like a ma ma monkey and she has the worst case of capsular contracture I have ever seen. Nice "boobs."

Oh come on people...check that brow and those lips. His good looks are completely below the waist.

She's had boob job for awhile. I think she looks great. They seem like a really happy couple.

I still don't get this "beauty and the beast" combo. But there is no denying that Christina can sing her ass and every other assorted body part off! Married life and talented MAC artist have made her look hot...better than when she dyed her hair black and was pierced up the ying-yang! I'd rather see/listen to her than hear another idiotic word outta skank whores like Paris Hilton!

ewwwwwwww there veiny

There should be a rule that if the person you are with gets a fake tan you should too. Look how rediculously pasty this guy looks.
Christina would be descent looking if her boob job was a bit better. One seems a little higher than the other, and agreed capsular contraction is present.
But I gotta give some credit to her, she is wearing clothes.

wow, she does look amazing there... shes obviously had her boobs done a couple of times, but who cares? but her husband makes me so upset and confused at the same time... wtf?

What is that weird blue place on her breast? Looks like a bulging vein but I didn't think your boobs were supposed to do that. Stretch marks maybe? And man that is one fugly dude she married.

oh wow - xtina, i applaud your transformation no matter how many plastic surgeons/peroxide bottles/image consultants it took. you look 10x better than your blonde counterpart brit brit. and props for picking a winner like Jordan - i'm sure he's fully qualified in area other than looks.

So tacky! God, she didn't need to go there.

Her nasty implants are made worse with her unnecessary push up bra.

Bad. Bad. bad.

Sad thing is... picture her with small boobs and she'd look better than Britney and Jessica.

didn't Maxim announce her as this years 'hottest woman alive?' & if this is true, what the hell is the world coming to when fug mctart bitter (yes she does hate Brits more than us; pre-fatness)pam look-alikes top such a list? oh, wait i forgot, eva whoregoria topped it last year so it can only get better. slow is the progress however.

Yep, them pontoons is most definitely silicone grown.

Still, I'd fuck her.

She has SEX with THAT GUY??! And she MARRIED him... so she has sex with him ON PURPOSE??!

I don't even wanna imagine his O-face.

whoa!!! those things just smacked me in the head...wow..but not such a great boob job...

What happened to Christina? When will women realize that huge boobs aren't for everyone??? She has DDs and absolutely no ass (refer to 4th picture). She looks ridiculous!

they arent fake, shes always had big boobs. i have 34b's but with the right push up bra i magically have c's, its not magic its victoria secret!

#4 That's the Chinese character for "Shoot smack here".

She is looking pretty good, though.

Dear Christina,

You will never be Marilyn Monroe. She had ten times more class than you will ever be.

Thank you,

ILovePapaSmurf

Eh, that is what I get for being too tired.

Whatever, she sucks.

Aguilera looks as good without makeup as I do and I never wear makeup. Even though I'd love to. It would go wonderful with my push-up bras.

Okay, that girl used to be so cute, but now she just looks like a weird trashy Pam-Anderson wanna be. Seriously, the third picture looks like Pamela Anderson's clone. And whats with her weird arms? Kinda hairy.

I understand that having a good personality goes a long way with a woman, but ya'll still have to look at the motherfucker in the morning. How can she...I mean what is she.. did she lose a bet? Is she blind in one eye and can't see out the other? He looks like he should be hosting a Yom Kippur dinner rather than be at the Maxim party. He must live in a cave or somewhere void of sunlight. Just look at the last picture. Seriously, stop reading this and go look at that pic and come right back. I'll wait here.

What the fuck? I'm confused to the point of nausea.

i would jack that ass like a looter in a riot.

The girl sure can sing that's for sure, buuut she's a USDA grade A skank as well, worse than Britney.

And speaking of Britney, has anyone heard that song slamming her dirtbag of a hubby? you haven't you say?
well, here ya go(it's wigga please) http://www.myspace.com/discothekidrules

#26, you are so right. However Marilyn Monroe would be considered obese these days. It's a shame because she was the way women should look. Christina is ugly in the face and has to pose like a porno star to get attention. Her mouth's open and she's arching her back to give men hardons. Sorry, ugly ho, leave the skankiness to the professionals.

Oh, and I'd hit that faster than Tom Cruise hits the cock...which he loves.

he's got money people!!! he's like a producer or something!

Christina used to be the celeb that really got under my skin (now Lindsay has that job covered). Admittedly, she looks much better these days (excluding those AWFUL fake tits). But now instead of being a tattooed-pierced-floor-humping-dreadlocked-poseur, she wants to be a "lady", which I guess means trying to capture the essence of Marilyn Monroe (real original, Christina).

Oh and Jordan, he's a Jewish boy and apparently they're well-endowed (can't confirm that, though, and I am also a member of the Tribe...oi).

Is he a Beastie Boy? He is gross.

#33 Since when is a size 10 considered "obese?"

Marilyn was smart and sexy woman, and Christina is nothing like Marilyn. Nor will she ever be. I think seeing her "Marilyn"-esque shoot for 'Jane' magazine made me want to cancel my subscription right then and there. Besides, who does she think she is Madonna?

I think ILOVEPAPASMURF should change her name to ILOVEMARILYNMONROE and CHEESECAKE....

Oh, and nice boobies, me likey.....

I would be willing to contract syphilis to hit that.

Must be Ron Jeremy's missing son.........Shalom.....

Xtina's looking better than ever and you're all just jealous... and no I'm not kidding -_-

Oh yeah and her husband's fucking ugly.

I must say he landed quite a hot tamale there, however, she has grown quite rapidly in the boob area, must be the best push up bra in the history of the world, or she got some wonderful falsies!

to #33- Marilyn Monroe would NOT be considered obese these days! What are you talking about? Have you seen any of her films, or photos? I agree that she looks womanly, but she wouldn't be even close to obese these days. They say she wore like a size 8 at that time, but sizes were way smaller at that time than now, so she was probably more like a 5/6. Her weight did fluctuate, though, but not to the point of obesity.

And I don't see any capsular contraction. That's when part of the breast implant collapses inward, and her boobs are quite round. Weirdly spaced, though.

Is it just me, or is she morphing into Jenna Jameson? Ridiculous cans, a giant mouth, and a gaping wound between her legs? Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Marilyn Monroe was averaged to be about a size 12.

anyway, christina looks better than -- err -- she has in the last couple-ish years. her rack is huge, real or fake? i wonder.

Xtina's husband is so dorky he makes my boyfriend look HOT in comparison!

I'd hit it.

with a crowbar.

Where the heck did these new orbs come from? Did they come from space?

If Zach Braff and Dave Gahan had a lovechild, Jordan Bratman would be the result!

Oh, Italian, who doesn't love cheesecake and Marilyn Monroe!?

I wish these celeb twits would stop acting like they don't have brains.

Oh nevermind.

most definitely got a boob job.

http://www.talkingdesktop.com/Christina%20Aguilera.jpg

maybe her second or third really.
wow, why would she do that? esp. for him? i just don't get it. . . .

On picture #3 I can see her fillings - SEXY!

Whoa, somebody let the genies out of the bottle.

It is Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio. Gross.

It's obviously a boob job. It has that weird space in the middle that happenes when someone gets a bad boob job (just look at Tori Spelling).

looks like she even had a nose job.
However, she is not the one in need of a makeover, i mean look at the guy she is with. Looks like a jewish monkey!

looks like a nose job too.
Anyway it is more the dood who needs a major makeover than her. He looks like a jewish monkey.

Yep, I would say she grew herself some "boobs." Overnight. Several times.

But she looks really beautiful lately from the neck up, even though a bit too orange. She looks far better than ever. The black hair was dreadful.

It doesn't look like she got a boob job, because it doesn't look like all that volume is hers. Looking at the second, third and fourth pictures, it looks like most of it is due to the bra and the shirt she's wearing.

Actually capsular contracture is when the tissue around the implant develops hard scar tissue (in the 70's women were urged to massage and "break" the tissue before they knew about silicone leakage-and that it only creates more hardened tissue) around the implant and it can pushe them into a tight orb shape. That or it is rippling....
Either way I think they look nasty.
Mamamamamamamamamonkey.
That is all.

no way they are natural.. look at the the line or wateva ud call it around them.. she pretty hot though.

Could be capsular contraction, but looks to me more like a very push-up bra that is also very padded, and so you are seeing an oddly shaped single "breast." Unfortunate, if you ask me, but better than her real breasts being that huge.

Oh there is definetely a push up bra involved, I'd never deny classy crissy that!

#33 is right, M.M. would be considered obese. First, a ten then is probably not the same by todays standards (I am sure I will be corrected if wrong) but, can you think of ONE acctress (A-Lister or less) that is Marilyn's size?? Nope.

so is that lipstick tattooed on or what?

he looks like a total schmuck...or putz. i bet in 40 years he's gonna look a whole hell of lot like walter matthau, just sag his face up a little, you'll see it. obviously she married him for love, so i guess that's 1 point for her. but im not even gonna start making predictions about who tits magee is gonna look like yet. i'm guessing a brown-leathered wallet with knee-knockers.

that is the luckiest man on this planet.

3 years, at the very most

#24- Go to awfulplasticsurgery.com. I swear she's gotten implants. They have before and after pictures. She used to have small boobs.

#49 & #50... hahaha!

I'm glad "Xtina" is out of her "drrrrty" phase and, unlike Jessica and Britney actually seems to have an opinion on things, (read: not brain dead) but her version of "feminism" seems to be imitating Pam and Jenna-- yeah, real empowering.

I mean, she can sing, she's got the voice, why does she need horrible silicon hardball breasts...ugh? She was cute when she was au natural.

As for why she married gollum-- COME ON GUYS IT'S OBVIOUS. Take one look at that guy and you can tell-- he will never, ever leave her. He probably massages her feet every night and worships the ground she walks on. Maybe she's got more smarts than we give her credit for...

While Chrris may be leaving herr dirrty phase, Brritney seems to have enterred herrs, although it's a dirrty of a differrent type altogetherr. I think Britney left the otherr 'r' in herr 'dirrty' on the floorr of a trruck stop rrestrroom. It was stuck to the bottom of herr foot.

Eitherr I'm stutterring, or I've suddenly become Latino and am now rrolling my rrrrrrrrrrrs.

In unrelated news, Tom Cruise broke the horn on his Scientologymobile. He apparently saw a bumper sticker on the car in front of him that read, "honk if you love the cock", and was overwhelmed with the urge to follow it around, honking wildly. Strangely enough, the car belonged to Clay Aiken. The fact that it was a purple Saturn SL2 with a rainbow sticker on the back window should have been a giveaway.

In related news, Tom loves anal, NewGuy is fake, Tom intends to use that pacifier as a buttplug (he'd have a blast at a rave...), M@ce is still a spicy dude, Katie has already given birth to one of those things from Independence Day, and did I mention that Tom Cruise loves the cock?

#51 I think you are close, but it's really more like Zach Braff and Freddie Mercury.

I know we're all suppose to be looking at the CLEVAGE in pic #3(and I did..or am), but really...are those cavities?

Christina...Christina! Brushing twice a day... keeps MY babies away!
I know...You thought I was gonna say cavities!

No...I was still using my imagination looking at her CLEVAGE!

Implants + push up bra = Pam-cleavage. She's had the implants for a couple years now but never wore them out with a bra of such pushuposity. Hence the Pam Anderson like cavern.

Oh and I'm with super on this one. I've always found her strangely attractive. Have no idea why but I've stopped trying to fight it.

I heard Cristina Ag smells pretty bad, kinda of like a mix between butt sweat and old milk.

Usually I love a catty comment as much as the next bitch, but I have to give "X-tina" credit on this one: I think she married him because she loves him and he makes her feel beautiful. And I guess that kind of inner beauty is more important to her than his looks. I know, weird for a celebrity, huh?

But bitch still needs to be slapped for insisting on wearing that ridiculous clown-red lipstick.

I think Christina looks amazing these days. Hats off to her stylist. She's dressing better, her hair looks great, and who really give a f..ck if she's had a boob job, the girl can sing her ass off. And you never see her in the tabloids for some lame bullshit like her counterparts. Now that's gotta count for something.

Brothers and sisters... S'tina has a great rack, and she looks better than before, plastic or not. What's also helping the boobage is wearing the belt so high up on the torso, which results in Hello Titties.

However, what's with the fellatio mouths on pics 1 and 3? We all know how to get, uh, ahead, hon.

As to hubby.... he IS a furry one, ain't he? But could we please stop with the anti-semetic comments? Don't MAKE me stop this car.

That... thing she's touching has got to be one of the ugliest men I've ever seen. I'm allowed to say that here; the name of the website is "The Superficial".

Fucking gross. Another dumb broad makes herself look fatter by getting big, stupid, fake tits.

How original.

Oh my god, all this time we've been searching for the missing link between humans and monkeys, and Jordan Bratman has been here the whole time! How could we have missed it? Quick, someone get a scientist on the phone!

(His nose looks like it hasn't quite finished evolving yet, though.)

Her boobs have been fake for as long as I'VE been aware of her.
She's a highly over-rated and extremely nasal 'singer'.
She looks well matched with Jordan, they're both unattractive people.

LOL@74, Walter Matthau indeed. Sign this guy up for Grumpy Old Jews in a few years.

Is this any different than Jenny McCarthy marrying the nerd she is with? Fake everything marries nothing going on.

I admit it, I'd hit it two times.

I know what he can get for his birthday.

A chin.

To the posters who commented on my comment: First, I don't think Marilyn Monroe was obese. Obesity means someone who is 25% overweight based on height. I was reading an article about MM and the journalist made that comment. Second,#67 was correct in stating that there are no "A List" actresses who are her size. I wish there were women like her because I'm sick of seeing anorexics. Women are supposed to be curvy and adored. Christina may be a talented singer and "sexy", but she is butt ugly in the face.

God fucking damn it I love her...lol XD

#1-- thank you!!! i think xtina looks great, im glad she is and dressing a little more....ahem....ladylike
i love #3, mamacita, you def hit the nail on the head. :)and #17--ps LOVE your name!!! you as well as mamacita are so so right :)
luv you guys and babes!!
<3

I forgive everything since she can sing. If you look at her Genie video, she has no breasts.

Now she's got watermelons. But she looks tight and good.
Real good.

C'mon baby I got the flava for ya. (She likes flava.)

sorry, its me again! i just had to say xtina looks fucking great, and Im Hotter Than U, good one on the brit bash!
heehee, jordan may be not the most attractive man in the world, but he looks like he genuinly loves her, as a friend, a wife, a lover ( you KNOW they fuck like bunnies!! ;) )as anyone. and you know, gotta give the babe props for not pulling a britney--- A) marrying a mocch looser B) buying herself her own engagement ring and paying for the entire weddin' yall C) immediatly letting herself go, preggo or not. ok im done. :) xtina looks so awesome and im sorry but i used to hate on her all the time cuz my boyfriend had a big thing for her ( heehee no pun intended!! ) but ive matured...heehee, seriously, applaud the girl, give her her credit, she IS smarter than we think :)
LUV you guys and babes!
<3
PS wheres my girls, PostAcidYouth and XD????? i miss you!!!!

#82--- right on, no rascim in here please. i think Jewish boys= PERFECTION! as well as Italian boys YYYYUUUMMMYY!!!!!!
oh i could go on and on on why both heritages are so hot and sexy and beautiful...ok ill stop.
BUT I LOVE JEWISH AND ITALIAN MEN!!!!!!!!!
actually, im swedish and pale and blonde, so maybe i just LOVE that tall dark and handsome look!!! :)
<3 all of you guys and babes!!!

Awwww. I think he's kind of cute, in a goofy way.

Hey, what can I tell you? Their relationship only shows that Dorks can get hot chicks too without having to use a credit card number!

What a country, huh?!

If I have to look at pictures of Christina, I would much rather see her dressed well with good makeup and normal hair and breast implants than how she looked before...slutty clothes, striped hair, hideous makeup, and piercings. This is definitely an improvement.
I was always hoping somebody would give Christina a makeover. She has an amazing voice and she distracted everyone with her crappy appearance and attitude. So the appearance problem has been resolved...now it's time to makeover her personality.

SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer....Layoff the Red Bull.

push up bras make miracles :P

btw, what's wrong in her left arm?

What about her being married and faithful to one man for going on 3-4 years makes her a slut?? Some of you need to brush up on your vocab...

And ya...those look like implants...but who gives a shit? If she was still flat you would be making moronic comments about how she needs to get implants. Make up your f*ckin' mind.

It's cool to come on this site and trash talk people b/c after all, that is what the site is about. But Shit, give credit where credit is deserved...she looks hot!

~S

Buddy must be hung like a fucking mule. And you just know Christina is super nasty in the sack. Fucker.

it has to be addmitted that she has talent, dispite her lack of taste. She seems to have dissapeared for a while... where has she gone? Is she making an album?

for #82 and #94, get a grip of yourselves.
There are no 'anti-jewish' remarks going on. you guys are super sensitive. Only thing people are saying is that he is 1 ugly mother f*#er. Is it racist to say that a person looks like a monkey/mule? nope.

Anyways, he is ugly. she is cute.

Take a look at the last picture. Is that the guy that played Michael Bolton in Office Space?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0379114/

#32--i LOVE your myspace site!!! ugh, fed's song sucks i could only take, like, 2 lines of his lyrical abortion and i had to come back here!!! oh, by the way, #32, are you a fan of Furturama? i only ask because of the name :) i LOVE furturama!!! shoot i cant spell!!!!
#98, i dont even drink red bull, maybe my coffe was a bit too strong... ;)
#103, sorry for the rant, you are right, my boyfriend is jewish, so i get a little overly sensitive and a yes, definitly too defensive.. im sorry if i offeneded anyone.-- but yeah, #103 she IS super cute!!! and #100 i totally agree with you
<3
me!

PS Office Space is one of the funniest movies ever!!!!!

#54: "wow, why would she do that? esp. for him? i just don't get it. . . ."

She loves to get pierced..it's an addiction, and plastic surgery is one as well. Not hard to figure out.

#103 - No, hon, it isn't racist to say someone looks like a monkey or a mule. Unless you happen to BE one.

However, "(he) Looks like a Jewish monkey," which, I believe, was your (double) post (#59 and 60), probably does qualify.

And by the way, it's "motherfucker."

Mean is fun. Hate sucks.

I would hit it and hit it and hit it again. And then take a nap. And when I wake up, I'd hit it and hit it and hit it. And then get a snack. And them moisturize myself and hit it and hit it and hit it.
Yow! She looks great.

Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks.

If anyone was wondering, I've been off doing my penance (3,000 lashes) for the stupid comment I made yesterday regarding grammar - I drank too much VAULT again and started hallucinating. Now that I'm back I'm going to have to ask that we hold an intervention for SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer! so she doesn't end up a lifeless shell of a person like I did. Ms. Stealer, we know VAULT SODA is EXCITING and GLAMOROUS, but sometimes the ENERGY BOOST can be too "FLAVOR INTENSE".
P.S. Christina has humongous cans.
I hope I spelled that right.

Christina has a nice voice and cannot pick a good song for the life of her.

Can some guys please explain to me what it is about fake, out of proportion breasts that get them going? I am a D and always thought that nice little breasts that stay up on their own were way more sexy. But at least mine are real. How is unnatural a turn on? Please explain.

Dear Laeyto,

You think too much. Now show us your tits.

- The Management

#108: how is jewish monkey racist?
he is jewish (nothing wrong there) and he looks like a monkey (still nothing wrong there) therefore he looks like a jewish monkey (again, nothing wrong there)

Stop crying over nothing.

Mean is fun, hate sucks and whinny little bitches are just stupid.

Considering how much plastic surgery hours Christina's clocked in lately-she probably has a hundred issues herself!

(Does this self-esteem make my ass look big?)

I thinks she looks great AND happy. He seems to be happy and treat her well. At least he's not out trying to be a no talent celeb throwing out crappy songs and dressing like he's still in the trailer park. They make a nice couple. I agree that I would rather see her than Paris anyday. At least she has ass kicking vocals and can dance.

She is starting to enter Pam Anderson territory!

Like my surgeon advised me, go with something not so conspicuous of change. Then again, we are talking about a chick who spackles her makeup on.

and I hope the dude on her arm has lots and lots of money or something.

That guy reminds me of the dorky son on "The Burbs"!!!!

Oh God not another Marilyn Monroe pose fest.. She was acting all black a while ago talking all like "sup wit choo"? and "holla back" and "know what im sayin" and hangin with Alecia Keys. Now apparently that act got old and now she thinks shes MM reborn. Don't like those big ballon tits either.. Nothing like nailing the "i can't get enough cock.. EVER" look, and by the looks of the tool next to her she actually might not be getting enough..

cock that is.

At their wedding he thanked his dad in the toast for his huge package and she just giggled and nodded.....See Paris, GOOD whores know when to keep quiet.

Kudos to #119 for a Burbs shout out... one of the best movies!

Bratman looks like a really anal-retentive, gayer-than-gay Dave Gahan. And Dave Gahan emits gayness as it is.

At least she doesn't have to worry about her guy running off with another woman..

Money apparently can take you a LOOOONNNG way baby.

Women take note: Never marry for love, you WILL learn to love the ugly rich guy you marry especially after he's dead.

All this guy needs now is an occasional carrot and a chew toy.

To deflate the "boob job" conversation, Christina has proudly admitted that her boobs are in fact fake.

I think it was to either 'People' or 'Rolling Stone,' but they are in fact face. If I find the article, I'll post it...

There have been allusions made of Christina to Marilyn Monroe. But wasn't Marilyn that dirty slut who was gang-banged by Jack and Bobby Kennedy? Ah yes, Marilyn Monroe, the pinnacle of class. I see now the reference. Way to go, keep up the whoring Christina, you make Marilyn proud!!!

Marilyn Monroe was a size 16 (read 12 by today's standards) and Sarah jessica Parker has been described as "the perfect size 0" You do the math.

ZERO IS NOT A SIZE!

Xtina looks like she's posing for her fuck doll prototype. The blow up valve is her left nipple.

As for him... he must be packing money covered meat. I wouldn't hit that with Ron Perlman's wang.

bow legged rat faced wigger, he is ugly as sin, but she couldn't get a hot famous guy. have you seen her without makeup? no eyelashes or eyebrows,so it highlights her pointy witch nose cause theres nothing else to look at on her face.

I'm reading her lips.............Take THIS ! Brittney, you hill billy. I am queen pop-tart. Your Over

her boobies scare me.

Is this guy related to bababooey? If you look closely on the 3rd pic, you'll see cum in there...ewwwwww

#126...do you mean that in theory, zero is not a size? Because in actuality, it really is a size. My friend is a double zero.

She can wear the pushiest-uppiest bra on earth and I'll still think she's the most bangable, spankworthy pop-music factory ever.

Wait. Does she even make records any more? I remember her last one sold pretty well during the Eisenhower administration. Shit, who cares, she's still hot as hell.

I hate that bitch. She's a "stupid girl". Blow up the boobies, go platinum and open your mouth as if you want to suck!!!!!!!!!!!

@#126.... She was not a size 12, that was a rumor. Started by Elizabeth fuckin' Hurley. Who is a fucking whore.

@133

Well, I've been wanting to take issue with Pink on this whole "stupid girl" thing, but you'll do in a pinch. Do you think Pink realizes that all those girls she made fun of in her video have the exact same fanbase as her? All the people who luuurrrvvved Britney Spiers, Jessica Simpson, Christina Aguilera, etc. back in the day are the same exact girls who just lurrrrvvved Pink. She's in the same category with them, musically speaking. Well, except Christina who has actual voice talent and who Pink DID, in fact, appear in a video with. Christina's voice smokes Pink's all to hell and Christina has the added bonus of looking not at all like a man or a post-op transsexual. That's all I have to say about that.

Im with #125 why is marilyn monroe considered a really classy woman? She was known for being a slut & on top of that she was no even hot??

Who cares if her boobs are fake? Star Wars was fake and I loved that movie!

Christina has always been in my top 5 ever since I saw her Maxim spread from a few years back. And now she looks better than ever!
That guys must be packing downlow because I have no idea why she would be with someone that looks as if he's been living under the earth for 20 years.

But who cares?! As long as pictures keep popping up of her looking this good I don't care if she's banging Bert and Ernie.
And for goodness sake will someone send them a video camera so that some private 'footage' accidentally makes its way onto the internet!!!

#73--yeah she was a little sluttier in her Dirry days, but seriously. Watch this video and tell me you wouldn't hit it.

http://www3.youtube.com/watch?v=f16jrAUa678&search=christina%20aguilera%20dirrty

She does look classier now, which is a nice break from all the hoochie mama's like cess-pool vagina Hilton.

My bad. I meant "dirrty"

Sorry to burst the bubble...

Saw her in Manhattan a little while back.

She is one ugly girl. Her ass is huge in a very poor sense.

This is one guy she could get. She has massive make up, and it doesn't help. Her bleached hair is going to fall out someday, it looked awful in real time.

Sorry, mix the short, fat ugly girl, with a massive ego, and it remains totally unattractive...

#135 - I saw Pink on Oprah the other day and they were giving some really stupid teenaged girls a really matronly guilt trip about being stupid. I think it really gave those girls and feminism a huge boost.
Anyone who writes a song entitled "Stupid Girl" on an album called "I'm Not Dead" can take the credit for making the most pointy, uncomfortable toilet paper the world has seen.
Oprah is angry at society for demeaning women and ruining the self-esteems of young girls across the nation. She also has a gargantuan rack.

In the last picture his face is saying what "Farmer Ted, "The Geek" said in "16 Candles, "Yeah, I bagged a babe." Yeah, and its this one.

He is one lucky son-of-a-bitch! Christina just keeps getting better and better looking unlike Britney Spears who now looks like a bag of ass since she got married.

Note to Britney: Take lessons from Christina - marry a man that already has money and know how to keep looking good after you get married.

P.S. Looks like she got a tit job and so what! Anything to boost the hottness factor is alright in my book!

@141 WORD.

@142 Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?

I'm in love with #30 - PapaHotNuts : )

In response to #143 - I am not wearing any, LOL! he, he, he : )

can someone please tell me whats with everyone comparing this cum dumpster to marilyn monroe? what do they have to do with each other? just because one dies their hair blonde and makes a feeble attempt at styling it "40sish" doesnt mean one should be compared to marilyn monroe! so stop!

if anything she's the biggest Gwennabee in the history of gwenabees.

Marilyn's measurements: 37C-24-35 (definitive measurements for the majority of her career) / (Source: Celebrity Sleuth magazine)

Ok, can't stand the girl or her music or the horrible fried hair and red lips, but FUCKIN' A - I wish I had that bod. I could probably work on it if I'd get my ass outta this chair. But we all know THAT's not going to happen.

I wish I had that bod too...laying next to me legs spread wide open...mmmm...

I don't think Marilyn would be considered fat. Look at Keely Hazel and Lucy Pinder. She'd do some Pilates and be hot as hell.

I think Christina is hot as hell too, implants notwithstanding. She looks like she likes her hair pulled while Quasimodo there gives her the footlong.

Post #150 - You know it brother! It's obvious she likes it hard from behind while her circus freak husband yanks on her hair.
Nothing but Donkey Punches and Strawberry Shortcakes for her!

I would give her the best 3.5 seconds of her life!!!!

What's with the open mouth? If she's trying to look sexy, it doesn't work: she looks trashy and vulgar.

#152 - I think it makes her look like Marilyn Monroe, if not more beautiful.

did anyone else just get creeped out by #149? I don't know what it is but you just gave me the heebie fucking jeebies.
Do you put lipstick on when you're by yourself? It's a common question...

- Marilyn Monroe was a size 14. HOWEVER, that was back in the day, when a size 14 was the equivelant to about a size 10 in our day.

- I would bang little Miss X-tina until she squeaked out every last bit of pleasure she could muster, record every minute of it, replay it over and over, and send it into outer space so that universal peace would be achieved. And I'm a straight chick. That's how hot she is.

- Her boobs aren't fake. She's had those sweet tits since she hit puberty. They are just on a rack in a push-up bra.

- Jordan Bratman is his name. The man who interrupted her while she was in a meeting to ask her on a date. Balls galore. So bite me all of you Papa Hot Nuts lovers. ;)

her hair and red lipstick, other than that she looks nothing like marilyn, she is a big nosed runt with deformed legs.

#14 Posted by Chris'sMom:

>There should be a rule that if the person >you are with gets a fake tan you should >too. Look how rediculously pasty this guy >looks.

How true! She's pretty, but she'd look better if she weren't the color of an Oompa Loompa.

Marilyn Monroe was a size 47 wide and her tits were totally fake (they were made out of war-bond steel from door handles, hence the term "knockers"). Not only that, she was 7'5" and could shoot lasers out of her eyes that would turn everything in their path to powdered barbituates.

Is that her Accountant?

lol @ 158! she was also responsible for the immaculate conception of chuck norris.

Equalparts #155... Sorry to break it to you...but X-tina has already admitted to getting implants in a magazine article. They aren't real...

#114 - A big shalom to you, my non-racist and rapier-witted friend.

Oshkosh is my new hero.

Christina looks high or drunk to me. You know how fungus can grow inside implants sometimes if the doctor didn't wash his hands when he jammed them in? Maybe now they've taken the same reactions that cause fungus and found a way to purposely grow weed inside fake tits. And so I'm guessing that Monroe was also high or drunk like Christina when she was striking these sorts of unnatural airhead poses.

I really want someone to come up with a shirt about this one (hot girl icky guy). Threadless anyone? seriously, someone come up with a good one.

Hey 135

"I'll do in a pinch?..." I am just assuming that you know for a fact that Britney SPEARS, Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera have the same fanbase... can't imagne however that, that Marilyn-Monroe-wanna-lookalike would appreciate being but in the same class as raunchy "Daisy Duke" Jessica Simpson. I agree with you she's,(Christina), got a GREAT voice, so why does she have to be a STUPID GIRL?

Ah yes, bad plastic surgery! I know a lot of people probably think they look hot but she's so skinny that the Grande Canyon is sitting in between each breast. Too skinny a girl getting too big a brest implant means that the gap between her breasts just looks gross. That or she got titty f***ed a little too much.

Aside from the goofy fun bags, that dress is banging and she looks fabulous......and this from a girl who can't stand this chick. Too much make-up as usual.

Oh well....

Her ass is looking banging. The boyfriend curiously looks like NBA basketball player Peja Stojakovic, with bigger lips.

@166

"I am just assuming that you know for a fact that Britney SPEARS, Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera have the same fanbase"

Yes, I do know that for a fact. Know how? Because I know everything. Yes, EVERYTHING. That is all.

christina doesn't have fake boobs! She's probably on the Pill, which will definitely make your boobs HUGE! For some reason the Pill just makes your boobs balloon up. But yeah, her boobs aren't fake. I think she looks great! :)

that douche looks like a monkey...who still can't believe he's married to christina aguilera. what a douche! and she should douche! with her douche husband!

ashleynm88 #171... Please read all the comments before posting. We have in fact come to the conclusion that x-tina has ADMITTED to having implants in a magazine interview. SO SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!

God I hate it when these little 12 year old girls come on here and post this waste of space bullsh*t acting like they f*ucking know everyone and everything. Go play with your barbie dolls or something...damn.

She looks so pretty!!

XD!! there you are!!!! i missed your posts :(
they are so good :)
oh yeah, and xtina looks HOT, i dont care what anyone says, she cleaned up quite nicely!

I use to think Britney was hotter than Christina (that was before K-Fed came along).
Now I've got to admit that Christina looks way hotter than Britney. Christina's man may not be so great looking but he definitely looks HOT compared to K-Fed!
They seem happy together. Good for Christina!

Why does anyone care if they're fake or real?
If I got her alone in my grandma's basement she'd get tapped faster than a keg at a frat party.

How did she manage to hide her dick in that dress?

#173, you obviously can't do math because I'm not 12. Magazines can take all kinds of stuff and twist it so it seems like the person said it themself when they didn't. By the way, what magazine was it? I would like to read it for myself. Why do you people try to force it that she has implants? People just can't have big boobs anymore without everyone thinking they're fake! But seriously, I had a teeny friend like Christina who had AA boobs and she took the Pill to help her acne and she went up to C's.

Hey #173, there's a magazine out right now (More Magazine) where Christina say's herself she HAS NOT had plastic surgery!
"MM: You might be showing less flesh but can we just ask-where did you get those boobs from?
CA: [Laughs]My mom. It's nature. She was thin when she was younger and then she became voluptuous. The thing is everyone's weight fluctuates depending on what you're eating or if you're on the Pill or not. I like having a bit of thigh now, too.
MM: Fair enough. So have you ever had plastic surgery?
CA: No. I think girls should be proud of the way their bodies are naturally. But if it's really bothering someone, then why not?"
**See, she hasn't had plastic surgery! She even mentioned the Pill which I said could be what's making her boobs huge!
www.moremagazine.co.uk

Hey #173, there's a magazine out right now (More Magazine) where Christina say's herself she HAS NOT had plastic surgery!
"MM: You might be showing less flesh but can we just ask-where did you get those boobs from?
CA: [Laughs]My mom. It's nature. She was thin when she was younger and then she became voluptuous. The thing is everyone's weight fluctuates depending on what you're eating or if you're on the Pill or not. I like having a bit of thigh now, too.
MM: Fair enough. So have you ever had plastic surgery?
CA: No. I think girls should be proud of the way their bodies are naturally. But if it's really bothering someone, then why not?"
**See, she hasn't had plastic surgery! She even mentioned the Pill which I said could be what's making her boobs huge!
www.moremagazine.co.uk

I she on drugs he must be hung, or have gold on that d*ck, look at the nose!

Why cant she take a normal picture?? She doesnt NEED to look slutty! BTW, he might be well hung but he is definately rich... thats makes any woman look good!

Man, I didn't even realize Jordan's existence in those pictures until you guys mentioned his name. Look at the bright side, at least turning slutty is better than turning into a white trash like Xtina's dearest friend did.

ok i agree her implants are very bad and i think she is hot and i doubt shes as skanky as she appears to be.its called "making money" and sex sells...but my prob is why does everyone say she or any other woman is trying to be but isnt as classy as marilyn monroe.my prob is marilyn monroe isnt as classy as people think she is.1 drugs that she has taken during her life and killed her....2 her numerous affairs with married and not married men while married/not married....3 her plastic surgery...yes she had work done....i suggest reading a bio that isnt just about what was in the newspapers as most were.here i am mother by nancy miracle aka her daughter

114 Tintin - you are right but calling him a jew at every turn comes across rather racist. She's Ecuadorian but that isn't said every time. Every time you make a comment about Beyonce do you say Black?

He is ugly but that has nothing to do with being Jewish. Let's go to England for a week and there you will see some ugly men and woman.

186 - In every photo that he is around she always seems so happy and i think that's all that matters. Ugly or not, jewish or not she seems happy and that more than can be said about most marriage in hollywood. Just look at Brad Pitts life.

she looks like a bitch...