Apr 12 2006Cameron Diaz looks for something

EWWW Crack kills!

oooh yeahh...I got first post for the first time ever!! I have accomplished all in my life... :P

Someone should use their money to buy jeans that fit.

Her face is still so FUG! I'd still hit it from behind though... and by hit I mean with a huge shovel in the head to knock this bitch off... There's something about her, maybe it's just JT's penis...

isn't that the same shirt she wore without pants in "In Her Shoes???"

#3, It's the Joker's grin. Look at a picture of Jack Nicholson in his Joker's garb, then look at a picture of her. Makes me want to smack her in the face. She looked a lot better when she had some flesh on her bones, a la The Mask. It softened up the clown look to her face.

nice... ah, pink, you know what that means... actually I have no idea what that means... liking the T-Bone though...

"Thong thong-thong thong thong.."

This is not uncommon really. If it's someone famous though, then it's something special.

I've seen better.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

I was watching that Julia Roberts movie a few ago... Best Friends Wedding.

Cameron looked... somewhat appealing.
I think that's when she started to suck though.

I like when people think they're all cool because they think they have the first post and then its not the first...its funny, but then sad.
More things not funny to post anymore-
-Tom Cruise and cock in the same sentence
-posts with "I'd hit that". Even the clever ones that follow up with "a bat" or "a restraining order"

Alright, who went to google earth and put in little boy butt?
Michael, is that you?
Disappointed aren't you?

shes got a body thats for sure

I'd hit that, with a bat, and Tom Cruise loves the cock.

Thanks tiffny.

FIRST!

At least she doesn't have zits on her ass. She should stay in that position.

#10 if your head wasn't so far up your ass looking for treats you would see that Crystal03 was in fact first post and waited to make sure before commenting on it.....

I hate that shit too (first) but I hate stupidity more......

her ass looks better than her face, that's for sure.

#8 - your website blows donkey dick and chokes on the spunk.

I'd hit that.

With Tom Cruise's cock.

While dressed up like a bat.

Am I first? Am I?

Picture 1:
Woman: "Hey, Cam, you want to try this new beverage? It's a blend of organic shade-grown wheatgrass and carb-friendly Bolivian soy curd."
Cameron: "Duh, hur-hur-hur-hur. Okay, right on!"
Picture 2:
Woman: "Psyche! That's a bottle of Britney's menstrual blood! Now you are cursed ancient tribal Louisiana white trash VooDoo, and your thong will sit above your pants waistline wherever you go!"
Cameron: "*Ralphing violently* Oh, God, No! Here, hold my organic umbrella *More vomiting*"
Woman: *Evil Cackling*

First! to say bugger off tiffny.

Poor Cameron. The picture of her thong was so much better than the picture of her ugly mug.

and......TOM CRUISE STILL LOVES THE COCK

mmmmmm classy bird, arent thongs like soooo last season now though? all the cool kids have those boy shorts now days

...thinking of a great comeback to save face and gain back the respect of Italian Stallion and the whole Superfish crowd...um...yeah, I got nothing. Sorry for messing up your little comment game, guys.

#16 your comment about #8's website is the funniest thing I've read today.

tiffny, I apologize, I am in a bad mood, I hope this doesn't discourage you from commenting again....
P.S. Tom Cruise loves the cock.........

#21 It's OK tiff we still are FIRST and LOVE THE COCK and are ROTFL. I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit, too.

Oh and I forgot we all love PapaNotNuts and Megan Harris's boyfriend. Just to keep you up to date.

Thanks Italian Stallion, personally I always think "Id hit it" and "Tom Loves the Cock", is always funny... :D

Speaking of cock, looks like Cameron is waiting for one...heh!

#18 - made me nose spew my mornin' coffee-n-makers...

They call it the "Whale Tale"

She's totally haggard, but I'd totally bone her.

I betcha Justin is happy he isn't with Britany anymore.

Then again, maybe not.

Gross. I really don't need to see pictures of a piece of fabric that's been rubbing up against some lady's poo hole in the hot afternoon sun all day long.
Also, can the muffin-tops go out of style already please? Stupid low-low waisted jeans make every girl in the world look like a fatso with a chub-ring.

I just want to know what he is offering her in the tin can that is worth bending over and showing her muffin tops for. Where is she anyway?

The first picture is sooooo hillarious! :)
'Look at me! I tried to get a part in Memoires of a Geisha....'!

She ordinarily does nothing for me, but that picture unexpectantly made my cock spring to life. All you guys that are so critical must be banging supermodels every night, right? How about posting some pictures of these perfect women that you have in your life. Oh, right...

Her facial acne is so bad you can see it on film (and that is in spite of Hollywood make-up and lighting magic). And I hate how she is always shaking her ass in the camera, as though some contractual obligation per film. Just a thought - If her face is that nasty, what is her ass like...

#32: if ance scars, fish eyes, and male torsos do it for you, by all means don't let us stop you.

lol @ drama

Well at least she doesn't have a skid mark.

Wow, it's not like every movie she does she dances around in her underwear, so seeing her in a thong shouldn't be such a suprise. I mean, I'm 399 1/2 lbs, and when I bend over, I don't get the same publicity...I mean, if you don't count the magazine "Whale Watcher Weekly".

THat isn't the best picture of her i've seen.

It's really no big deal. She probably just got done drinking an enormous cocktail and decided to keep the umbrella because, you know she's such a silly fucker. That's Cam for ya, always being a drunk prankster!

I'm surprised that Mother Earth isn't wearing two leaves tied together. She's probably trying to save a blade of grass or something.

She should take that thong off and pull it back on her index finger like a big rubber band. Then she should pop Sean Preston in the ass with it. When the baby starts crying and Brittany asks, "Why did you hit my baby on the ass with your thong?" Cameron says, "Well, I bet he forgot about that concussion for a minute."

This is for all you wankers who keep saying she is ugly. She takes a bad pic sometimes just like everyone else. I'm a non-lesbian female and I'd hit it.

http://www.botinok.co.il/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=8122

Butter face.

#18, oshkosh, that was hilarious.

#42 - every girl looks better when they're covered in gold paint and airbrushed by Russians. Even Drew Barrymore.
By the way, word on the street is you are a non-lesbian female. Is this true?

You can she how it looks as though the unidentified woman smashed that little bottle in pic #1 on Cameron's face and stole her parasol. Seriously, pic #2 shows Jane Doe's follow through and Cameron's thong was a total accident.

Nice...

cameron can bring out the closet lesbian in me.

Norman cabiao likes the crack pipe, I would ride her Toyota Prius anyday.

MeganHarris, you have officially made me feel gross inside. You can chalk that up there with all the times you have made me feel bored, and the times I thought you were lame.

osh- hit me up at papahotnuts@yahoo.com. I need help posting something.

As for my email, everyone is welcome, especially The Stallion, Trotter, Jacq, and any other regulars.

NewGuy if you're reading this, well, for one, I'm suprised you can read. Secondly, this is not my real email address. I'm trying to fool everyone but you.

Megan has made me feel things inside that I can't describe other than as eerily awlful. Kind of like that feeling I get when I realizing NewGuy is actually an 11 year old hermaphrodite with numerous small animals in jars all around his/her room being prepared for "gender reassignment surgery" - shudder.
Actually, Megan is much more boring than that.

Huh. I got nothing.

Cameron Diaz is hot. Way way way hotter than me. A different universe of hotness in fact. But she still has acne, and a small, sad part of me feels fantastic about that.
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

That first picture begs for a caption contest. I'm not witty enough to come up with anything myself though, so I'll just say WOOHOO I'M LAST!

Even when it looks fake, I still get a kick out of Cruisin' for cock and hittin' it FIRST

Isn't she always looking for something though? I like the thong though. I just wanted to say though one more time though.

Well at least the thong matches her umbrella!

#42 . . . I'm not sure that link is very good proof of her attractiveness. Let's all say it together: AIRBRUSHING. Wow. It's so obvious. You can make any hag look amazing in the right lighting if you cake enough makeup on, and digitally delete or alter the undesirable features.

I love Cameron; she's hot and sweet and always seems so goofy and genuine.

Who cares if they're airbrushed? It only matters what they look like in your head when you're beating off. Besides, almost nobody is "naturally" beautiful. All women wear makeup in varying degrees. Besides which, no amount of airbrushing is going to make Star Jones look hot. Ever. Unless they erase her face.

You guys got it all crabbed. I was at the park that day. Cameren knows what to do when she see's me... Turn around, bend over and grab her ankles, like a good little bitch. Than I give her a quick rectal cleaning with the Staff of Ra and I'm on my way. The piss boy with her helps clean her ass up when I'm done....

wtf with the umbrella.

micheal jackson wannabe.

I just want to give a big shout out to the person who invented the "Thong"

Well, she has to make up for the photos of her in a bikini, showing her man-like chest. Freakish square pectorals.

That's not an umbrella in pic 1, that's a sombrero and Cam's playing a wooden pipe. See, she's joined a mariachi band. I wish they had photos of her shaking her maracas, but the shot of the top of her ass isn't bad either.

I like Cameron. Could be that outside of Something About Mary and The Mask, I don't think I've seen any of her stuff. With her bent over like that too, clear for landing.

Hey Tiffny, what about Paris being a whore? I mean she's as much of a whore as Tom loves the cock. And no matter how many times it gets said, Tom still loves the cock. And Paris is a whore.

Cameron looks like she scrubs her face with rocks every morning. I would too if I had that mug. Where's "the mask" when you need it?

For some reason, the second pic just reminds me of that movie "True Lies". Specifically, the part where Bill Paxton says "ass like a ten year old boy".

There just isn't much feminine about her anymore. She did make a hell of a first impression in The Mask, though.

#68: I agree with your Mask comment. Too bad she's entering her Jamie Lee Curtis phase.

she looks icky and dirty....she looks homeless in the first pic...and that bony ass has to go...

Cameron Diaz has the most odd-looking face I have ever seen in life...she has a guy's name shaped like a man.

i liked her in shrek 1 and 2...

Her bony ass is OK by me. But I'll never understand why anyone would wear a thong under jeans. It sorta makes sense if you just gotta avoid UPLs, but with baggy jeans?

OK, #71.............How in the hell can a name be shaped like a man? I'm confused.

sorry for confusion mama she's shaped like a man (broad), and has a guy's name cameron..

I aint going to lie she just went up a notch in my book...now all she has to do is swallow a 13 inch cabassa sausage and I'll be down with the smiling clown

#76 - Is that supposed to be the Italian cousin of Kielbasa?

I can't believe the once stunningly beautiful Cam D. from The Mask, morphed into this pez dispenser, so is life!

"Oh christ, my vagina fell out again. We need to find it FAST before it dries up in all this heat. Damn,I could kick myself for not having worn the granny panties today for support. You know,I thought it felt loose".

#77 no its the mexican version

please send me an email when she does find HER ASS

After#10's comment I'm ashamed and need to reflect...

Tom Cruise Loves cock...
Tom Cruise eats cock...
Tom Cruise takes the cock...
Tom Cruise is a cock...

Have a happy Easter Tiff...

And I'd hit that...with the park bench...

Tom Cruise would hit it.........with his cock.