I just imagine a big "gafaw" kind of laugh.

I like her teeth in that first pic. It looks like she's missing a few chromosones.

It's such a shame - she actually used to be hot.

Sorry. I know its wrong. But:
Down's Syndrome?

She's startin' to look exactly like her Mama, belly and all.

Jesus christ...is this woman going to stay pregnant indefinantly?

man..funny pictures. Check out some other good stuff at THE VELVET HOT TUB. http://www.thevelvethottub.com
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I meant ... HAIRDO, belly and all.

OK - look at the woman who is doing her hair...HELLO!! At least go see Jonathan or something, not someone who is going to make you look like her. And for crissakes buy a freakin bra!!

i think she still looks hot in that last photo...

oooohhhhh, that middle pic! i so want to smell her wrist and lick it! oh britney, my lovely nothingness.

She looks hot... seriously. Better than usual! I'd bone her.

Aside from gaining a few pounds, Brintney Spears hasn't changed much... she is just letting herself be photographed sans full makeup, hair, and jerk-the-peenies clothes.

i think she still looking hot in that last photo

She has fat appendages and a huge head. Like that of a midget. She looks like a tall retared midget somtimes.

You guys, her hair looks AWESOME.

Aside from the sniffing, I actually think she looks adorable - she looks like a real person, and if she was someone at a bar, or at college, she'd be thought of as really cute. just cause she doesn't look like an air-brushed hussy, doesn't mean she's not adorable. I love Britney even more these days, bare feet and all.

she's no pig though - pigs don't have udders

Hilary, do you live in Arkansas?

Do they still sterilize the retarded?

Allright everybody...it's time for HEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

I know what she can jump start her career again. She can do Miss Piggy impersonations!

I'd hit her.

Those are some SAD boobies. They're staring straight at the floor.

#22 Do you mean physically punch or have sex with.

Some day, Britney Spears will rise from the ashes of her K-Fed and baby demise and return as the hot girl we always knew her as.

If it takes until the year 2030, I will wait in front of my computer patiently to see the pictures.

She actually looks good. You know, for white trash.

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.

BRA. Where the hell is her BRA?!

She got a cheesy look, in a cheesy beauty salon. Look at those hair dressers, they could never do a good job.

Why Britney has given up? I mean, she's not even trying.

Judging from how far that nose is pushing back into ther brain, that can only be causing a brain defect or bits of it to be dribbling out her nose. This explains why she married K-Fed.

I so get it now.

the 2nd photo is lovely.

Hey #'s 17 & 23... I personally like them big milk feed udders, I'd like to just suck and suck till i got my fill!!! Do you think K-Fed does that with her late at nite!?!? Oh man... That's just sick... Or maybe it's not!?!?

Hey he's K-Fed... she's Well-Fed... and I if I could get my hands on those sweet-n-juicy boobies I'd be... Breast-Fed ... Yippee

Fantastic Sam's: hairstylist to the stars.

Does she try to be so goofball trashy, or is it a byproduct of the assuredly incestuous family tree of hers? I believe the Spears clan marries first cousins.

is it just me or the salon looks extremely cheap - reminds me of the barbershop across the street where i used to get my $2 shave up. i guess this somehow reflects how much money she has left in her bank. britney you look hot! like oinkkkk!

I guess the only good thing I can say about these pics is that her belly looks smaller than it did in those pics of her in her bikini. And that I hope she washed her arm after she used it as a kleenex.

I don't understand how she can still afford to be pampered.

I'd Hit IT...

wit 3 bottles of fat burner
wit 2 boxes of clenex
and 1 used condom

What honky-tonk backwoods salon is she at - Beau Thai, The Kutting Krew, Shear Perfection, what?

How in the world did her publicist hide the real trailer trash Britney before??? I don't understand how someone so normal yet disgusting could ever have been viewed as a sex symbol. ew

How in the world did her publicist hide the real trailer trash Britney before??? I don't understand how someone so normal yet disgusting could ever have been viewed as a sex symbol. ew

#6 Your site sucks. Stop posting your knock-off sites on here.

Is that the end result of her hair on pic 3? Why in the world did it take 2 people to do THAT! And I agree with you all that mentioned her tired saggin' boobs.
#4 She does not have Down's Syndrome, she has S.A.T. Syndrome (Saggy Ass Titties)

I gotta be honest, i WOULD hit that... Also gotta agree with #41, that velvet place sucked balls.

I thought this story was about Britney Spears...

All I see is some retarded girl gettin' dolled up for one of those tv specials.

Is that the end result of her hairstyle in photo 3? Why in tarnation did it take 2 people TO DO THAT!?!

#4 - She does not have Down's Syndrome.
She has S.A.T. Syndrome (Saggin' Ass Titties)

(#42 and 45) My bad didn't mean to post that twice. My computer was trippin.

You mean to tell me she can't afford a cleanex after all those albums I bought.
Never again Brittney, Never Again!!!!!!

Does anyone else see a striking resemblence between Britney and Leonardo DiCaprio in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?"

3rd pic. No bra. No lady goes out, especially to an appointment, w/o a bra. DISGUST.

Even her fingers are fat.

They look like plump sausages.

These pictures once again prove that Hurricane Katrina was not the worst thing to ever happen to Louisiana.

I'll never got to SuperCuts again either.

These pictures once again prove that Hurricane Katrina was not the worst thing to ever happen to Louisiana.

I'll never got to SuperCuts again either.

Fucking stutter.

Tommorrow on Stern, Join us, as we take cameras in to watch Wendy the Retard getting her hair done for the Retarded Ball........

I love her!! I wish she woudl play with my hair!

#48

Yes.

#48

Yes.

#48

Yes.

Arrggh! Triple post! Friggin' error messages!

I apologize for being lame.

Britney needs to put down the twinkies and make her first phone call to Jack Osborne and her second call to Kate Moss....If she follows their routine to the letter, MAYBE one day she will return to measurements actually worthy of wood...at least she was smart enough to get a C section so K Fed wouldnt have the loosepuss excuse when she caught him with his numerous strippers in the ferrari she paid for.

"DUHHHH! Mah herr's real perty! I don't need no mo' hair spray, can I get some CHEETO spray up in here? DHURRRR"

Ok, now Justin Timberlake has EVERY reason to say that Britney's better days are behind her. Is this hair salon in Arkansas?

Oh god, the What's Eating Gilbert Grape comparison is spot on.
I can just picture the whole "where's Britney?" game "I can't find her" and she's all giggling and drooling up in a tree. "hur I am!"

#24 - it's intended to be ambiguous :)

I would fuck her though... YEAH WHY THE FUCK NOT!?

Dumpy bag. Looks like she's having trouble scratching her ass with those freshly painted nails in the last pic.

She really does look like Arnie from What's eating Gilbert Grape. The face, the arm, everything. Good job #48. That's exactly who she looks like except with lighter hair, a little cleaner, and with post baby boobs.

# 38 - Beau Thai

brilliant!

Her new single has leaked onto the internet..I only caught the chorus but it seems to have been written to K Fed.

Where Oh where
are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all aloooone?
I searched the world over and thought I found true love.
You met another and Ptptptpt you were gone.

Hey guys, I may be banned for life for doing this, but will you please go to this site and rip this person apart? He/she has a problem with other people dogging celebrities, and I know you guys will know just what to say (as always). I am a fan of many of you and thanks for the distraction from work. [giving the celebrity bow] http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23075366&postID=114415541800387879

#38 I think it's Connie's Curl Up and Die

I mean Connie's Curl Up and Dye

It's Trailer Trash Turleen!

http://www.trailertrashdoll.com/

ewwwww...... low low low!!!

OMG...JESSICA SIMPSON IS GOING TO STAR IN BAYWATCH.

I can't belive this is serious, but they say so on TMZ.com

check it out at http://www.thevelvethottub.com
http://www.velvethottub.com

Oh god... she is so nasty.. these pics are embarrassing!

Please, don't anyone discourage her from going to a salon ... even a cheap one.

At least they washed her dirty, greasy hair (did you see the Free to Be Me photo--yuck!), got rid of 2-inches of grown-in roots, and colored her hair in a way so that it is no longer platinum on the left, honey blonde on the right, and golden blonde on top.

Encourage this effort, people! There's hope for improvement!

Oh, and Britney? Buy a bra. Trust me on this. Buy a bra.

Except for the thought of being in line behind K-Fed, I'd dig it out.
And I'd love to play with those huge funbags.

She might be pretty ragged right now, but I still want to see those knockers before it's all said and done.

Oink! Pot-bellied Oink!

#74 There are enough ads on the internet without you posting your lame site here.

She looks to be about 2 microwave burritos away from having a "gunt"

!!!!!!!!
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y42/samma440/britneyishot.jpg

#51-#52 Are you absolutely sure that monstronsity was performed by Supercuts?

Personally, it seems more like Hair Cuttery to me....i'm just wondering how long she needed to wait in line to get Amber and whether or not she opted for the shampoo and rinse...

not sure why you think she looks like a pig in these pics.

Yeah the first two aren't so flattering, but she looks great in the 3 pic. She looks like a healthy woman... unlike the skeletons Lindsay, Paris, and Nicole.

Look at how HAPPY she looks in the 3rd pic. It's like she's contemplating herself and thinking, "Ya know what, ya'll, I just LOVE my life. I've got a great husband, a beautiful baby boy, a bitchin' career, and I just LOVE this new 'do! Ooh, P.S. to self: My tits are as perky as EVER!"

Hey, #74 is right. Jess simpson is going to star in Baywatch.

http://tmz.aol.com/article2?id=20060404141509990001

Yeah, she's happy and she still has a great nose. No?

Her better days are behind her, though. She should retire as a pop star and make the inevitable move to being a director.

#84-I do agree with you that, while these are definetely not the hottest pics of her (some of which can be seen here: http://www.fhm.com/site/sexiest/britney/default.asp ) she does look like a normal woman. She does need a bra, and no one can contest that.

gunt... hahahaha gunt... that's funny!!!!

I'd still hit it.

Wow! Looking at those FHM pics really makes it hit home how horrible she looks after being with KFed.

Ah.

Miss Spears is looking classy, as usual.

Classy as a box of Franzia wine.

I can smell the Cheet-o dust and rank aroma of those hooves she calls feet from here.

#92!!

Franzia wine!

wow, i almost passed out from laughter.

#6 aka #74 aka angelatbone

The site you mention also states that Paris Hilton is dead... Who gives a shit about JS anyway? Right, that would be all the double D lovers.

#6 aka #74 aka angelatbone

The site you mention also states that Paris Hilton is dead... Who gives a shit about JS anyway? Right, that would be all the double D lovers.

It just proves you can put makeup on a pig but its still a pig.

Stickin your dick in Britney is like fucking a bowl of Bacon Grease.

Why is she wearing super low rise pants? Is it because she can't zipper up her plus size pants anymore because she out grew them?

Word for the day: Kleenex

As in use one you pig. I'd expect that from a little kid.

#33 - LMAO! Meanwhile Creditline gets his hair cut at the she-she salon in Beverly Hills.

Gunt indeed. Surely it has a mind of its own. "FEED ME!"

i dont think this is that bad, if she put on a bra... that picture back there of the triangle with the pony tail is a bit of a stretch.

i can't wait for the next 'pro-life' scupture of britney entitled THIS IS WHAT HAVING A BABY TURNS YOU IN TO...i hope the sculptor can faithfully recreate that slump....you sillies!!! i mean her posture, not her career...

So....are these the before or after pictures.. O.o

I still Like Her :)Sexy mamma(My opinion Relax)
Whats going on with all this hatred and nasty talk about britney...why should you be so mean
I belive that ppl writting here about britney never liked her and now they have found an excuse to let it all out

Poor lady is afflicted with Dunlop's syndrome. Her belly dunlopped over the top of her pants.

Orson from U.S. Acres would still hit it.

Britney Spears is beautiful she doesn't looked like she aged one bit.

SIKE!

her tits are pointed down, dang! pork rinds and KFC make you fat. I wonder when Kevin is making it with Britney, he closes his eyes and imagines he's back with Shar.

K-FED little pig, little pig let me cum inn...

#105: Wow, I get that one. LOL.

Oh my God. I was kind of disappointed in the blogs the last couple of days, and I was beginning to wonder about the Superficial. But with these photos, Superfish has turned my frown upside down. Thank you so much, you made my day!

Hilarious post #111. Do you want to write for us?

Looking at that first picture it looks like Britney's lockjaw is settling in quite nicely.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/03/16/britney_gets_poked.html

To all the women who think Britney is still hott, you're just saying that
because you all want to be baby farmers. Take it from a guy,
she's gone from so hott she's out of everyone's league, except loser
backup dancers apparently, to only hott enough to do because she's
still under 25. Having pregnant african tubers makes you doable to a lot of guys,
but it doesnt make you smoking hott, like she was in those wonderful
little getups she used to don. Get real, she's america's hott mommy, and
apparently trying to screw with the media by broadcasting her
blazing averageness. For that, I do have to give her major props.
Unfortunately, I dont think she's that calculatingly intelligent in any
other aspect of her life, well she is rich. That's what's baffling, why
a smart girl in so many ways is mixing her genetics with bonebrain.
Those poor children.

awwwww, you've gotta love britney! you can hate paris, lindsay, nicole etc as much as you like, but britney is kinda different....she's like...an american symbol or something! she seems more genuine and down to earth than a lot of these so-called "celebrities". at least she called her kid something relativley normal, rather than apple or fifi trixibelle or something equally stupid!

She looks cute in the last picture.

I like boobs as much as anyone, but when boobs are frowning that makes me sad.

I can't help but notice how sad she turned out to be. She worked so hard and trained so much since she was a little girl just to become 'white trash'. She has a full life ahead of her and she threw everything away just to make babies with back-up dancers.

Brit needs a reality check!

britney needs a brain. and women think shes hot? ew. those are the same women whose husbands are out with other women bc they are at home with 5 kids and an endless supply of cheetos cause they think they are "hot" just like brit.

also, i am pretty sure that if she has nipple ring, after her next kid it will be a toe ring.

Why is this trashy stank ho never wearing a bra????

#114 - Whatever...love her for what?? She’s the same as the rest of these Hollywood bitches!

And what's so exciting about this story?

...having fun.....

I was about to say Down's Syndrome but commenter #4 already said it for me. She looks disgusting wiping her nose.

I´m sorry, but it is to late for Britney to make a comeback. she will never be hot again. Thank god we still have Hilary Duff.

I just love these pictures!? At least she doesn't pose all the time like Lindsay Lohan, Britney truly looks like a pig...how darling!

She needs TWO people to make her look like that? Her hair looks like it was done by a blind monkey.

Ah, Brittany. Proving yet again that you don't have to actually live in a trailer to be trailer trash.

She is still nice looking, but Kevin RUINED her. She was so much hotter looking after all the stress and strain Kevin put on her. I say..ditch the ball and chain and let her take care of Preston. After all, Kevin has a track record of f**ing up relationships and not taking care of his responsibilities. Please, Britney..GET BACK TO YOUR HOT SELF!!!

#114-

You're damn right she's an american symbol.

Hahahahahahaha.

And that is all I have to say.

Hey #'s 17 & 23... I personally like them big milk feed udders, I'd like to just suck and suck till i got my fill!!! Do you think K-Fed does that with her late at nite!?!? Oh man... That's just sick... Or maybe it's not!?!?

Hey he's K-Fed... she's Well-Fed... and I if I could get my hands on those sweet-n-juicy boobies I'd be... Breast-Fed ... Yippee

She used to be so damn hot!!! one of the hottest and sexiest girls on the planet. She had an amazing athletic body too. Nowadays she might have gained weight and "changed" her look (I don't know why all those horrible pictures of her get online... but you know... every celebrity that you think is hot looks as bad as Britney in those pics when they wake up without their makeup and such, so don't fool yourself, it's just that they don't get taken pics of themselves when they're looking like that). I think if Britney loses the weight she needs to lose and starts working out again... in little time she will be as hot as she used to be. I just think that maybe she's lost interest in being hot or something ???

She looks so.... Normal. And that's actually a REALLY bad word to describe a celebrity in the Hollywood business.

She sucks, she's ugly, she's useless. Now what?

#121, YOU GOT IT!! she USED to have a cute bod, a little thick if you ask me, but that pic of her at whatever salon, cheap or expensive, is just utter trash. its just real proof that shes just a dumb, guttersnipe hillbilly street urchin i wouldnt even peel off the back of my pradas!!!

again, trailer trash....!!!!

Britney Spears is a beautiful person. And every celebrity with no make-up and dressed down looks normal. It's not a bad thing, its part of being human. It looks like to many people leaving these comments are either jealous of her looks or jealous of her $ because they just can't get close. What a shame to hate on someone you don't even know.