Apr 4 2006Britney Spears pisses off little people

britney makes me want to toss something. my lunch.

It's so nice when stars can give their families a LITTLE work.

WTF? Lame. The goddamn midgets were there of their own volition, as entertainers. People crying "abuse" and "bullying" need to take their heads out of their asses.

It's just weird, though. Like who would want midgets carrying their birthday cake? Does Kevin have a midget fetish or something? If somebody hired midgets to carry in my birthday cake I'd be all uncomfortable. I mean I can understand maybe hiring some hot guys carrying in the cake, but why midgets? It doesn't make any sense.

Weird-o-rama.

so it's ok if little people whore themselves out to look like "mini" versions of celebrities but heaven forbid anyone laugh and make fun of them?

... that's somewhat silly.

I mean jesus, why ELSE would anyone hire a little person?
TO MOCK AND POINT AT YOU thats why.

"You know whut ya'll, we shood get us a few of 'dem miggets for Kevin's birfday. They coold be all runnin' around an whut not, maybe bitin' folks on da ankles and scarin' dem an whut not. We coold put one in da fish tank and he coold be all swimmin' and stuff and den we coold have dem playin' UNO for shots of Peach Shnopps until dey is all drunked up. But I don't even know what to feed a migget, maybe some peenuts or candy corn? I wonder if you can eat 'em? What's a migget taste like momma? Shit, now I dun made myself hungry- Jamie Lynn, where'd you'd put the Funions and the Capri Suns? Beeaatch, you better had not lost my Funions!"

snore

I've heard that the heads of Lilliputians are just the right height to make great ashtray holders. Maybe at the next party, Brit and K-Fed can hire a few for that purpose.

oh, please...those little cake carriers were paid employees (i'm sure they were paid quite handsomely, too).

I've heard that the heads of Lilliputians are just the right height to make great ashtray holders. Maybe at the next party, Brit and K-Fed can hire a few for that purpose.

Okay, someone's going to say it...at least she didn't drive her car with a little person between her and the steering wheel.

You know it is hard out here for a little person...

Midgets? I thought it was Kori and Kaleb in the costumes. If his allowance was cut off, well...somebody's gotta pay Daddy's bills!

"Little people are like pet toys for the rich"

This explains why they all have and/or buy children.

I want to know if this is so degrading to little people then why are they taking money for their performances. This bitch and her asshole husband of course hire these people to laugh at them, it takes the focus off of their gruesome, pathetic lives.

"Little people are like pet toys for the rich"

This explains why they all have and/or buy children.

"Little people are like pet toys for the rich"

This explains why they all have and/or buy children.

I want to know if this is so degrading to little people then why are they taking money for their performances. This bitch and her asshole husband of course hire these people to laugh at them, it takes the focus off of their gruesome, pathetic lives.

I want to know if this is so degrading to little people then why are they taking money for their performances. This bitch and her asshole husband of course hire these people to laugh at them, it takes the focus off of their gruesome, pathetic lives.

#7 PapaHotNuts seriously needs medication.
Love your post(as usual)! Now swallow your pill and go to sleep.

Its not big and its not clever (I'm talking about the dwarf of course). I wouldnt trust them as far as I could throw them

#16, exactly! Midget tossing is so last century. Why doesn't Shitney toss her baby around instead? As I have posted before, she's a media whore and needs to stay in the entertainment news. I saw a clip of her from "Will & Grace" and you can tell she was wearing a girdle to hide that pregnancy gain. She had the same ugly feathered do like Madonna. I've also noticed that she doesn't have a septum and this makes her eyes look too far apart. What an ugly freak.

#16, exactly! Midget tossing is so last century. Why doesn't Shitney toss her baby around instead? As I have posted before, she's a media whore and needs to stay in the entertainment news. I saw a clip of her from "Will & Grace" and you can tell she was wearing a girdle to hide that pregnancy gain. She had the same ugly feathered do like Madonna. I've also noticed that she doesn't have a septum and this makes her eyes look too far apart. What an ugly freak.

I actually laughed out loud when I read this. How weird is that that they hired midges to do that? Who thinks like that?

Midgets are a GREAT distraction if you're an acerebral, pot-bellied former pop star. Everyone knows that when a midget's in the room, it's the only place you'll want to look. Unless, of course, you have a lazy eye, and then who knows where the hell you're looking. Lazy eyes freak me out.

Meanwhile, the three little people hired by Spears wrote an e-mail back to the Billy Barty foundation stating "Will you bitches SHUT UP!, this skank is paying us each a bucketload of money for 1 hour of work! Quit your bitching and go get jobs!"

When asked about this e-mail the Billy Barty Foundation had no comment.

As everyone knows, dwarves were created by Satan as a blasphemy of God's creation of mankind. (It's in the Bible)They were sent from the pit to seduce our women and steal away children so their souls can be fed to the Dark One. Having any contact at all with these dangerous creatures is folly of the greatest sort, much less inviting them to 'perform' at a party. I would sooner invite 9and have) Phil the Pedophile Clown to my party than any of these big-headed abominations.

Yours in Christ,

Jerry Falwell

The only thing that pisses me off about this is that I always wanted midgets at one of my parties. I often picture a little person walking about the party with a sombrero brim loaded with tortilla chips and salsa con queso set into a depression in the hat's center. A mobile appetizer tray, if you will. Fucking Britney! Livin' the life, ya all...

I once had sex with a little person, and let me just say: it was really dissapointing. Eh? What do you expect really?

i have to concur with tits on this one...then again, when DON'T i agree with tits?
anygay, i'm sure the little endtertainers in question were HANDSOMELY paid for their services. the leaves me confused as to why people are crying abuse or bullying on Britney's part. i only wish britnew spears would shell out some greenbacks to see me shake my fat ass in a Cher costume for her filthy husband and his poser friends. if only...
get over it, Billy Barty Foundation. Be happy that these little people are getting work. that';s certainly more than the birthday boy can say...

There used to be a club here that had a midget standing at the door with a raincoat on and you could pee on him on your way out the door. You can hire midgets to do that for your parties, too. I think that's a hell of a lot more degrading than having them carry a cake and dress like Sonny Bono.

i have to concur with tits on this one...then again, when DON'T i agree with tits?
anygay, i'm sure the little entertainers in question were HANDSOMELY paid for their services. the leaves me confused as to why people are crying abuse or bullying on Britney's part. i only wish Britney Spears would shell out some greenbacks to see me shake my fat ass in a Cher costume for her filthy husband and his poser friends. if only...
get over it, Billy Barty Foundation. Be happy that these little people are getting work. that's certainly more than the birthday boy can say...

#29 there is already a resteraunt that has that very shtick. It is in Ohio or Michigan.

Just because someone out there is willing to make a fool of themselves for money doesn't automatically make something right. I'm sure you could scour the countryside and find a few black people who would wear slave cloths and entertains your dinner guests for the right price, BUT IT'S STILL WRONG.

Brittany is just white trash.

Britney: The wheel is spinning but the hampster is dead.

Are there any midget porn pictures flying around?

PapaHotNuts, LMAO

"Mostly they are able to rise above any insults."

You would think a midget spokesman would stay away from the phrase "rise above." Also, this explains the Tom Cruise sighting at K-Fed's party.

Everyone is missing the true indignity of this gruesome experience. These dwarves heads are at the same height as Brittany's fatty cooter pooch. Now that is degrading.

Shame.

#35, "black people in slave cloths"?
I get your point but dig a little deeper next time. I'm embarrassed for both of us.

If little pepole don't want to be laughed at or moched, like k-feds singing career, they should just stay out of the money for hire business.

Also, can you imagine if they tried to find a midget Tom Cruise instead of Sonny Bono? They'd have to find an ant with a gay wig.

Actually, they hired those midgets to teach Kevin how to dance like a stripper.

considering britney's looks like a tall midget, this all kind of makes perfect sense.

tacky and tasteless... so just lik their marriage

I'm glad Brittney gave them something to do, because I bet it's hell sitting in that little tree making cookies all day.......

like*

Yeah, I'm all for the rights of the little people and all...but come on, this is rediculous.

DON'T APPLY FOR THE JOB OF MIDGET SONNY AND CHER IF YOU FIND IT DEMEANING

I use a bigger font to further scare the dwarves.

You know it is hard out here for a little person...

Anytime a human rights group gets offended, I find it oddly humorous. Sometimes I think people look for opportunities to be offended. Everyone has been picked on sometime in their life. (Except for maybe Glen Stefani. She seems to be universally "cool.") Everyone's ancestors have been shit on by someone. Move on and enjoy your life.

sweetcheeks - I am in agreement with the lazy eye. Had a roomate that had one. I swear to this day the thing followed me around the room.

"It is wicked to hurl abuse at anyone of diminished height..."

It's also wicked to hurl someone of diminished height. Wickedly HILARIOUS. Dwarf-throwing... lawl.

Anyway, this is funny. They chose their career, they're entertainers... they're going to get laughed at. Get over it.

You know it is hard out here for a little person...

#13 n #50 PapaSmurf...
We got it the first time midget.....
Wait, Do you hear that?
Hurry up and get home, they are cutting down your tree!!!
Save your Keebler family, or better yet, save the cookies!!!!!
Hurry!!!!!

You know it is hard out here for a little person...

#13 n #50 PapaSmurf...
We got it the first time midget.....
Wait, Do you hear that?
Hurry up and get home, they are cutting down your tree!!!
Save your Keebler family, or better yet, save the cookies!!!!!
Hurry!!!!!

If this posts twice, me so sorry.
Signed: NUPRIN

Note to the Billy Barty Foundation:

Give these little bastards a break. The Christmas toys have all been delivered, the cookies baked, no Oz 2 on the horizon. What the hell else are they supposed to do?

Obviously, dressing as celebrities and "performing" at parties is the only option..

besides midget porn.

some people are so small minded

Kfed: Well they can't be real people.
Michael Jackson: Well of course they're real people.
Kfed: Stuff and nonsense.
Michael Jackson: No, Oompa Loompas.
Britney: Oompa Loompas?
Michael Jackson: From Loompaland.
Britney: Loompaland? There's no such place.
Michael Jackson: Excuse me, dear Miss...
Kfed: Mr Jackson -, I am a teacher of porno, er geography.
Michael Jackson: Oh, well then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids."
Kfed: Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?
Michael Jackson: I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing. And so, in the greatest of secrecy I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas to Neverland.
Kfed: Hey, Brit, I want an Oompa Loompa. I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away.
Brit: All right, Kfed, all right. I'll get you one before the day is out.
Kfed: I want an Oompa Loompa now!
Michael Jackson: The young ones taste the best.
Brit: Come again?
Michael Jackson: I just did.

Hmmmm, I love slamming the trailer trash couple, but I'll be damned if I don't give them props for having midgets at that party. EVERYTHING is better with midgets.

How do I get on this class action lawsuit, Compared to how these hillbillies spend money I am a little person. O wait this lawsuit was brought by midgets.. there chubbly little smokie looking fingers didnt seem to have a problem grabbing the checks after the party. They have no grounds Kfed is a minority.. There is only one worlds largest douche novel and that makes him a minority.

#57: saltpeanuts, your comment really made me laugh out loud. Best comment I've read in a while.

And if anyone did not think that Britney and K-Fed are trailer trash, this should be all the proof needed. It's got to the be the lowest of low class yet.

"Everyone's ancestors have been shit on by someone..."
Some FAR more than others though.

what she wanted queen elizabeth to be at K-fed party, she better be glad the midgets showed up, they probably had a blast drinking and dancing....

saltpeanuts, I was going to say something, but you just said it all. You did forget to mention that VAULT SODA IS DELICIOUS AND KICKS LIKE AN ENERGY DRINK WHILE IT DRINKS LIKE A SODA, IT'S TOTALLY URBAN WITHOUT ALIENATING MIDDLE AMERICA AND ITS COLOR IS GREEN LIKE MONEY!!!!! BUY ONE TODAY!!!

Hahahah! Whatta dumb ass!

#52, my bad. I didn't see it post the first time. My computer at work is busted... or maybe my fellow little people weren't peddling the bike fast enough! That's it, no more cookies for them!

Just when you think you can't read a wackier story about this white trash couple and something like this comes along. I mean really, think about it. Midgets dressed like Sonny Bono! Next week it will be ... no wait, I can't think of anything wackier than this. Of course that's what I thought last week too. Brit always comes through for us, y'all!!

That sounds like the classiest birthday party ever.

It's tacky, like everything else she does. But I didn't hear the "entertainers/little people" complaining. They're not children, they can make up their own minds as to what kind of employment they want.

#3??? please!!! that was so rude of shitney to say that and do that to them. #35, thank you. you said it. its just WRONG. i mean, no one says to HER face, "your a white trash, no talent hillbilly skank who married a looser who treats her like an ATM!!!
whatever, her career is so over

THANK YOU #59!!!! finally someone sees the LIGHT!!!! shes so full of herself that she probably thought she was doing them a favor. how GAUCHE!!!

I can only see a very bad ending for this "light" girl.