Wait...why do we care about them or the fact that they are fighting? I don't know about you guys but I come to The Superficial to read embarrassing pointless and petty news about people not to further read about a strangers real personal life.

bradleeeee....can't turn a ho into a housewife. especially not a crazy ho. damn!

I need some milk for my cereal, Angelina, little help......

If this is true - you just made my day Superficial! I don't care that much for J.Anniston I just have NEVER like Jolie. I think the moment was when she posed with her brother holding her breasts. Seriously, who does that???? And she used to wear Billy Bob's blood. And now she acts like a motherly saint????? I would love to never hear from her again.

The only way to solve this problem is for Angelina Jolie to have the baby and then, when the baby fat is gone, to start having sex with me as often as possible. That should clear up everything.

Ange is a serious man eater. She loves misery.

(To the tune of 'Danke Schon')

Schadenfreude, darlin schadenfreude...

(insert music notes here!)

How is this surprising? It was just a matter of time before she kicked him to the curb. The thrill of the chase is gone and Brad is soon to follow.

I think it's becoming clear that Ange just wanted some sperm that was equally as beautiful as her eggs and had no interest in the actual sperm donor.

Hell, she probably got tired of saying no to him putting it in her pooper. After all that time of sticking in that ugly horse ass (Jen A) he's gotten confused. Angie just needs to retrain him: "Honey, my vagina good, Jen Aniston's ass evil..."

I hope her baby has 3 heads.

THAT'S RIGHT!!

I like boobs

Beautiful people do not always = beautiful offspring. I'm seriously betting the kid's gonna come out horrid. Angelina's smushed in pug face, Brad's square forehead, big chin... They both have big full mouths and lips, so I'm also envisioning a rather large Clydesdale horse-like muzzle.

I am sure once the baby is born things will be all sweetness and nice. The last month is always the hardest.
Donna A.

Serves the homewreckers right. Angelina is one crazyassskankyhobagbiatch!

I love talking about bitches I hate! :)

Am I the only woman here who likes Angelina Jolie? Rather, who LOVES and ADORES Angelina Jolie?

I have small shrine to her in my bedroom, consisting of several racy Lara Croft photos, the remainder of a biscotti she'd eaten and thrown away, and the ticket stubs from Gone in Sixty Seconds, Girl, Interrupted, and Original Sin.

Oh, that and a vat of pig's blood. It's a pretty kick-ass shrine.

#13...so true. Though they might be good looking on their own, their genes aren't going to mix well. This baby is going to be awfully similar to Heidi Klum's Mole Child.

I'm just glad that Pitt legally adopted all her various children before the whole thing, predictably, blew up. You don't want to let them get out of this unscathed. She can't commit to marriage, but letting a guy she's been dating for a few months adopt her infant children? No problem. Angelina Jolie is from Neptune. That anybody cares about her life or can endure her atrocious movies is a sad commentary on human civilization at this particular point in history...

Ange's hormones are probably playing ping pong with her brains right about now, and Brad's finding out that playing house with real babies ain't all it's cracked up to be... and is probably thinking Jen had a point when she said she didn't want kids just yet.

Oh, 20/20 hindsight! Curse you!

She was the girl in that Winona Ryder movie, right?

what we have here is the super-ego power struggle... throw in some of them crazy-ass pregnancy hormones, a dose of father knows best attitude and yee-haw, we got ourselves nothin' but fun!!!

pass the popcorn.

The girl from that Winona Ryder movie? "That GIRL"?! Do you mean the "Oscar-winner-for-best-supporting-actress-for-Girl-Interrupted" girl??!!!

Look, you've gone and made me spill my pig's blood.

He's leaving her for Angela Lansbury. The pregnant bitch don't cut it no mo'.

check out my humps, my pretty lady lumps... none in the back... all in the front...

I (purposefully-thank you) got pregnant when I was 29 years old. My daughter's father and I had discussed marriage, but there was NO WAY IN HELL I was getting married while I was pregnant. Not only is your image of your body warped, but your entire being/psyche is put to the test wondering about priorities/mortality/parenthood etc.

Give the woman a break. Let her have her baby. If anyone pressured me about marriage while I was carrying an extra 50 pounds of swollen ankles and kicking mini-me, I would've ripped their face off.

sweetcheeks, pass me some o' dat pig's blood. I'll be in Angie's corner until she actually does something I DON'T admire.

Like being a homewrecker?

I am supposed to believe that a 45 year old man who has doinked every "it" poa in Hollywood and then cheated on his wife with a freakazoid is "under pressure" from his mommy and that the child out of wedlock crossed the line. Please!
Angelina doesn't want to get married? She loves to GET married, she just can't STAY married.
I could care less what happens to these idiots but rarely does any couple make it through pregnancy and subsequent childbirth and beyond without getting on each other's nerves - ask my husband.

Angelina is so used to visiting third world countries she isn't even aware she is thin. Don't believe me? Look at her arms in the pic. The skin on her arms looks like it's just hanging there. It's not very attractive. At the moment she is all baby, and when she gives birth she's going to be as skinny as ever but with humongeous boobs. Betcha you're frothing at the mouth as you read this!

Darlin, if you think the only reason a man strays is because of the bait in front of him, you've got a hell of a life lesson comin.

Don't _all_ pregnant women have violent mood swings and start arguments for no reason? He'd be nuts to walk out on her now: she's a gold-plated babe! He just needs a new movie project to keep him out of the way for awhile. Or maybe a b.i.g bottle of valium.

Pitt needs to go Fight Club on her belly. Then she has no leverage on him. That way, he can just bang her and not worry about rolling out when it gets all stale.

How has the thread gotten this far without a correction of Cojo's (#9) assertion that Brad Pitt possesses beautiful sperm? Unless each individual spermatozoa belonging to Brad is rockin' eight-pack abs, poreless skin, and anything but a "Say whuh?" expression on their faces, I beg to differ. Brad Pitt will always be "Rat Boy" to me.

I'd Hit It!!!

A relationship built on fucking,
Is bound to end up sucking.
Good sex will only take you so far,
Ere another bed beckons you thar.

SweetCheeks; I also saw her the other night in an old Timothy Hutton/David Duchovny thing. In it and at a crucial scene, TH told her to "think of it, like we're adopting a Chinese baby". Personally and considering that the film was from '97, it may have also been where she got the idea. Otherwise, I'm sorry, but I've only knowingly seen in supporting roles and really only know her by her well-tooled reputation.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119906/

Breaking News!!!!

Pregnant Women are Irrational....

He must be so used to being a pampered star that he can't handle not being the center of attention.

And screw his mom. Its not her life or her baby or her business.

I'm sure she was also probably against Brad going to Hollywood to become an actor and we all know how that turned out.

Thanks, #32. I just don't that there is any other reason that she could possibly be with him, I mean, it's definitely not personality, ala the permanent "Say whuh" expression he's always sporting...she doesn't need his money...I don't get it. He must have beautiful sperm....

What if things are going south because the baby may not be his! Maybe it'll come out cambodian or african!

Anyway, to sweetcheeks, I also adore Angelina. She is my "girl-ide-go-gay-for", definitely. Skinny arms and all. I think she's hot. However, if your over 16 and you have posters of her, I think you should consider some help, honey.

All women go crazy that last month of pregnancy. You don't want anyone to touch you, you want the baby out, plus he's probably constantly nagging her for sex and nagging her about not flying. Not to mention she has 2 little ones to deal with and probably didn't plan on getting pregnant. She probably kicked him outta the bedroom so she could get some peace and quiet. I'm sure everything will be wonderful after the baby is born.

Doesn't she look funny with those HUGE boobs, that big belly and those teeny weeny little arms? I can imagine her being an evil hormonal bitch, too.

I used to be one of those who pitied Aniston, but now I just pity her. Her skinny arms could be from feeling guilty. Poor baby. Damn that bitch, the baby's the one I pity.

OH, and BTW - I've seen many a pregnant woman loose weight during pregnancy. Some women are sick for the majority of the 9 months, so gaining weight is not an option, keeping food down is hard enough...

Leave her alone. Let's make fun of what a jack-ass Brad Pitt is. C'mon people! Work is just too boring today...

THIS JUST IN:

Angelina Jolie gives birth to Tom "Crazy Hairpiece" Cruise and Kate's baby. MEANWHILE...Katie "Shut Your Mouth" Holmes gives birth to a 180 lb blonde (sometimes brunette) baby and named IT Brad Pitt.

IN RELATED NEWS:
All 4 are set to star in the new WB sitcom which will tentively be called CRAZY PEOPLE AND THEIR BABIES

All I gotta say is:

Karma baby!

I'm definitely an Angie fan... have loved her and had wild sexual fantasies about her for years (including and not including my husband)... But let the girl have some peace... I lost almost 50 pounds during my pregnancy, in and out of the hospital to get IVs stuck in me to get nutrition in me since I barfed it all out. I think considering the fact that she's having to deal with it as a celebrity, dealing with 2 other kids, travelling to do her humanitarian work, she'll be fine.

I doubt any of this horseshit about her and Brad are true... it's some Assiston mojo devil worshipping that she is doing to make this shit up. I'm probably one of a small minority that is pulling for all that is Brangelina. :)

Brad really left because Angelina wanted to start paying Maddux .45 cents an hour for making clothes for the new baby. Brad knows that the typical pay for a Cambodian sweat shop kid under 8 years of age is only .30 cents an hour. Zahara works for sippy-cups full of warm milk, but that's only for another year or two, and then they'll have to start paying her too. Brad knows that money doesn't grow on trees, and he won't be coming home until Angelina gets her fucking head straight. She better realize that she's more than just an adoptive parent, she's also the children's employer. .45 cents an hour! Bitch please. Form a union for fuck's sake.

Pregorexic. Everybody knows that Brad doesn't like chunky girls. Aniston lost her ghetto booty as soon as she hooked up with him. I'm not surprised they are fighting. Everyone gets cranky and bitchy when they don't eat, especially 9th mth pregnant women. Angie needs a sandwich REAL bad.

I wish to be ENGULFED in all that is Angelina. Mmmm...titties...

I think this is all B.S., although Angie is pretty thin anyway, she's always been this stick with tits, and now it looks like she has a basketball under her shirt.

O.K. CoJo, I'll diss Brad a bit fer ya--He's a silly-ass twerp for getting involved with such a strong-willed woman. Ya don't date Angelina-fricken-Jolie and expect to be the one in control of the relationship. She's a risk-taker and he can only hope some of her coolness rubs off on him. She may very well be sweet and kind-natured in real life, but I bet she could also beat the shit out of any guy who pisses her off. Brad's lucky she only kicked him out of the bedroom!

Based on these pictures, I think the title should read, "Brad Pitt ruins Angelina Jolie". She looks about 60 in that first picture.

eww her arms look gross but thats about it

#50 - Further proof that by spreading his seed, he's spreading his minginess. No one is safe.

#18 I applaud you, that was the best comment I've read on this page!

Apparently Brad left her because of her bizarre food cravings during pregnancy. Eating pickles with ice cream and fried soil is one thing, but when she shat it all back into his mouth during sex while simultaneously stabbing him in the groin with a knitting needle he started to get a little bored with the whole affair. Sloppy poop in the mouth is actually responsible for 78% of all relationship breakdowns, fact fans

Apparently Brad left her because of her bizarre food cravings during pregnancy. Eating pickles with ice cream and fried soil is one thing, but when she shat it all back into his mouth during sex while simultaneously stabbing him in the groin with a knitting needle he started to get a little bored with the whole affair. Sloppy poop in the mouth is actually responsible for 78% of all relationship breakdowns, fact fans

Am I the only female out there, that just doesn't see Brad Pitt as hot??? I can't figure out why Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston, two beautiful women could be with him...ugh! However, I hope Angelina gives the bastard what he deserves for his treatment toward Jennifer. Now Brad is getting the cold shoulder...bawahaha

I have to agree with the statement about beautiful parents not always having beautiful children...I have seen the fugliest with the most beautiful children ever. Must be god's way of making it up to the parents.

"She can't commit to marriage, but letting a guy she's been dating for a few months adopt her infant children?" - whoa i never actually thought about that... That *is* fucked... Hello person I've only been with for a few months, why don't I just hand over complete control and custody of my children. Let's not get married yet, though. I'm not sure about making such large commitments.
Pffffffffff.

She looks like big fat pouty hippo. Aww, poor hippo. I wish I could make Angelina cry, and run out the door laughing with a bag full of her good looks and money. But all I have is the pouty hippo comment. Well, at least I'm not pregnant.

I'm afraid I'll have to dismiss everyone who hates Angie as "unattractive." That's right, I said it. YOU'RE PROBABLY UGLY. Every person I've ever met in the flesh who didn't like Angie was a stumpy, beastly troll.

And I can say that confidently, as I am strikingly attractive.

#49 - are you right on the money or WHAT?!!

oh my god, this is priceless.

i be Jen is throwing herself a "waiting to exhale" party right now.

angelina is such a stupid fake person. she's just like nicole ritchie. bitch goes from being a nasty, blood swapping slut to a UN ambassador overnight. how quickly do we all forget her fuck-fest with billy bob, and think she's some quiet wholesome good woman.

brad pitt is just a lying slut. making Jen look like e left her because she won't have his kids. so now that he found someone to have his kid with, he's still not happy.

celebrities will rot in hell

Boyoboy, does she ever look mean in that first picture. Eeeyikes....Brad had better watchit. He's such a skeevy wanker and she could probably go all Lara Croft on him and break him over her knee like a twig, pregnancy hormones or no.

Sweet_cheeks! Why are you using my name?! You're fucking up the system, man!!!

FINA-FUCKING-LLY.

I seriously hope this is true because I am so sick of the "genetically blessed duo" dominating the news. They are BORING. Who cares if they look good. They are SO uninteresting and I disagree with sweetcheeks because it is usually un-attractive people who idol worship someone like AJ because she embodies all they are not and wish to be. Also good-looking people are more likely to pose rather than toot their own horn by repeatedly claiming they are "strikingly attractive". Just my thoughts.
Angelina just have the dann baby and move on to your next victim! I hear Tom Cruise is single.

i am not angelina's biggest fan... but she isn't crazy fat... she's just stupid for flying airplanes..

and why is she always wearing black... she needs to embrace her pregnancy and dress with color...

like katie holmes... i'm not her biggest fan anymore.. but at least she looks good being pregnant...

jeebus... and i predict she is having a girl

Um I think thats all a bunch of tabloid stories put into one big story. Will they just come out with a porn already! Thats the only news I wanna hear about them!

okay, this is one woman who should have stuck with adopting babies, not making them. an unmarried woman who adopts babies does it because she has no desire to have a life long relationship with any man, which is what happens when they knock you up, like it or not. even if you leave them, you always have their DNA in your kids.

for those of you that worship this crazy bitch, or say its just hormones, think about how crazy she was before brad. wearing a suit and a friggin name tag around your neck a the WEC doesn't undo your insanity. Adopting from third world countries is great, but lets not forget how many children in this country really need good homes--people love to ignore the epidemic of poverty here. Not that i want good 'ol Ange to adopt here--i don't think anymore kids in this world need to be subjected to "who's your new daddy this year." hey, i've been boinking you for like 2 months now, want to adopt my kids? can they have your name at least? these kids will have 15 differnt last names by the time the are 18.
it bothers me that public figures are made saints by their actions abroad, or for humanity at large, but don't have any morality or sanity in their personal lives. and for those of you ladies out there that worship this woman as an actress, watch Alexander and tell me she can do an accent. PATHETIC! you ladies just need to have some sex with other women and stop fixating on her.

i personally don't care about Aniston--she truly sucks. but i do think Ange is a homewrecker--her own. poor M and Z.
rant completed.

Hey, whats Brad gonna do, Angie's fat now, and nobody likes a fat chick. Either that or they both realized they can do better. He can find a woman without kids and she could date somebody with a less acne scared face who doesn't smell like bongwater and Aniston yeast.

Nobody gives a shit.

See my previous post, Angie is a nut job. Brad is getting a real taste of it and if he isn't brain dead he will bail. The key is knocked up she can't keep the hook (great weird balls to the wall sex)set in the man and he is see daylight. Maybe the black eye she gave him was a wakeup call too! In the pictures she looks like a pregnant 50 year old, old lady arms and all. Those jugs will be watching her tie her shoes in a couple of months.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL ....

=/ Meh, that wasn't really that funny. I just needed a smooth and subtle introduction to this little chat fest going on.

That wasn't too subtle was it...

So my dear sweetcheeks ( notice with no underscore) I am a beasty troll eh?
Apparently you have become blinded by the enormous flabs of skin that protrude from Jolies face, what some people call lips, to see the true hideousness that sometimes causes me panic attacks at the mere sight of her on a celeb gossip magazine.
Face it.
Shes Fugly.

Here's a scenario: AJ wants a baby, figures the sperm of one of the planet's best looking guys should do. Get's pregnant and then dumps his whipped ass. Sounds about right.

I've always liked both of them, and when I heard they were doing a movie together the threesome fantasies took on a whole new life in my brain. And now they're together! And making babies! Who cares if the kid's ugly, for christs sakes? For that matter, who cares what exactly it is that they're doing every goddamned minute of the day? Seriously, let them live in piece. No relationship could go unscathed under that kind of scrutiny, thousands of people that have never met them dissecting and making judgements about every little thing they do. There are more important things to be spending so much time on.

she has gotten crazy fat??? are you fuckin kidding me??? I hope so... because for being pregnant she looks amazing.

She is so fucking HOT...

DAMN!!!!::: http://www.celebopedia.com/jolie/images/angelina_jolie.JPG

75 - why wouldn't she use her brother's sperm?

how could anyone say she's ugly?? she's definitely the fucken hottest and most stunning woman in Hollywood by far *sigh*:
http://users.teol.net/~stevopfc/Pictures/Angelina%20Jolie/Angelina%20Jolie%20(3).jpg

gotta love her in her hot little Lara Croft outfits... she's such a hot sexy bitch!!!!

god her arms are disgusting....she's just not attractive anymore...ew

I never knew there were so many gullible people out there! You read some swill straight out of a tabloid and it's as if Moses spoke!

They (together) moved completely from the Paris apt nearly 5 days ago and have been in Namibia Africa "together" as of 4/4, and if you'd get the desire for ugliness to be the truth out of your heads for a second, then maybe you'd stop taking the trash the tab's say about generally everyone they write about as bull.

If you choose to read something "reputable" here's the link.

http://www.andnetwork.com/app?service=direct/0/Home/$StorySummary$0.$DirectLink$1&sp=l28257

Reputable posts have no place on the Superficial.

uh, #83, Moses? Reputable?

You've obviously been hanging out with Tom Cruise.

From the link in #83:
Iyambo said the couple opted to employ their own security men for the operation, rather than involve the Police.

Didn't the Police break up long, long ago? Does this have something to do with Sting's orgy bar? This story gets stranger and stranger.

Angelina looks too much like her dad (squeal like a pig!) for me to ever entertain any sort of lesbo fantasy about that overrated, tacky-tattoo'd, balloon-lipped clown.
Posting heavily airbrushed studio-lit professionally photographed pictures of her posing seductively with tons of makeup won't change my mind eiher.

#80 - lol. I wonder how her brother feels about Brad moving in on his turf. I bet the baby is actually his.

people who like boring, not pretty aniston over angelina are insane. aniston is a crappy actress, not attractive without makeup or her nose job to get rid of her gigantic greek nose, and hasnt done a damn thing for this world.

angelina is beautiful, smart, an ambassdor for the UN, a great actress and interesting. yeah shes done some insane shit but honestly, its better that doing nothing which is exactly what aniston has accomplished. also, angelina doesnt give a shit about what people think of her, and is a very very strong woman.

all you see about aniston is her running around trying to make people feel sorry for her.

and i dont think angelina's a homewrecker. why always blaming the woman? brad had a choice and he took it, and i would have (and so would many other men AND women) as well. if it wasnt angelina, it would have been someone else bc clearly brad wasnt happy with whiny, pity-me, lame ass aniston.

maybe they will break up, maybe they wont, but angelina will always be beautiful and brilliant and brad (who has SERIOUSLY lost his looks) will move on to someone else.

what it comes down to is that a little redneck state mid western boy cant handle a real woman.

and who knows, maybe they wont break up after all

"people who like boring, not pretty aniston over angelina are insane. aniston is a crappy actress,"blahblahlblahllablahlblaah

Hey - just because someone doesn't wanna eat a big plate of angelina's shit while furiously masturbating to fantasies of keeping her menstrual blood in a big mason jar around their neck, doesn't mean they automatically by default love jennifer aniston.

#89, this is THE SUPERFICIAL. Now go to your room and don't come back out until you have something shallow and insulting to say about this story.

Why do you think Brad & Angelina went to Africa to birth the baby? For the clean hospitals? No, to hide from Angie's enraged brother. I hear he wants to perform the episiotomy himself and Brad is PISSED.

Goddamn, I bet she could poke someone's eye out with those elbows.

On second thought, Angie is kinda nuts, she won't get married bc she doesn't want to commit but she'll let Brad adopt her children. And she's having his baby?! What a weird world we live in....

#89 Angelina is that you??!!!!

i pity her kids, micheal jacksons kids are better of, and they get thrown off balconys ffs! now the most interesting thing with that photo is that shes large in the torso and her arms are sharper than a fucking sword, wtg! miscarriage, she will have

It's all about the babies, for this woamn. LOL! "Oh, I'll have anyone's babies, but I won't commit or marry them. I won't even bother dating them. I'll just have their babies, and then adopt more." is probably what she is thinking.

His MOM wants them to be married? She's not keen on having her grandchild born out of wedlock?

If I were Angelina Jolie I'd say f**k your mom. Nothing like a nosy, overbearing mother to make your "fiance" run for the hills.

Please, please, can I marry a man who lets his mommy run his life?? PLEEEEEEEASE?

To the girls who posted stuff like "Am I the only one who thinks Brad isn't at all hot" and "Am I the only one who actually likes Angelina Jolie?"

You ladies are not alone! I have never thought Brad Pitt was hot, or even a particularly good actor! Fuck him.

Also, Angelina is awesome. I LOVE reading about all her "whacky adventures". Billy Bob, all the tattoos, kid-collecting, brother-kissing, on and on. She's a weirdo, but she's also a strong woman and just cool as hell!

I don't hate Jennifer Aniston, but I think she's nothing special careerwise and in the media she is always portrayed as a weak little victim and the "girl next door" Booooorring! Give me Angie any day.

I would like to agree with the person above who said Angelina just took Brad because she COULD, and she was just using him so she could have (she hopes) a beautiful baby.

So let me get this straight:

It's only ok to delve deeper into the story as long as it's in the negative, but once something pops up that may provide someone with a differnt pov then it's not ok to say it here because "this is thesuperficial?"

#69 Preach on Spindoc, I was wondering when someone would mention his acne scarred face. I find Brad Pitt reasonably attractive but he's not the hottest man in existence.

#87 tits_on_snack, I was thinking the exact same thing about the photos. The right photographer and make-up artist can make anyone look presentable.

Of course they are going to break up, its just a matter of when not if.

Jennifer Aniston is silly as hell. I used to read about her being so insecure she would ask Brad over and over again if he loved her. What is that about? You landed the hottest man in Hollywood, woman. Of COURSE he left her for Angelina. I'd leave my husband for her.

# 100- Yes. However its fine to post something that is a different pov. but to get all pissy because posters are trashing your fav actress is annoying.
This isnt CNN we dont really care about reputable. People can post it if they want but we probably dont really care all that much.
We like gossip.
And Gossip makes us happy.

He's not man enough to handle her, shes probably bored with him already.

#100 Political Correctness? You should eat more red meat. Tried baby harp seal lately? Delicious.

103. Posted by M on April 6, 2006 06:41 PM

Sorry that you feel this is about favorites this or that, and not simply about reading one thing, and then reading something else that shot holes in the 1st story. Nothing more, nothing less.

105. Posted by Trotter on April 6, 2006 07:29 PM

"#100 Political Correctness? You should eat more red meat. Tried baby harp seal lately? Delicious"

What are you talking about? What's being or not being PC have to do with my post?

Nothing, absolutely nothing. Your attempt at being witty, humorous, insulting or whatever has failed miserably boo, so go back to the drawingboard and give it real try this time. k?

i too remember wanting to kill my hubby on a daily basis when i was banged up w his kid....hell, i'm still not all that crazy about him at times....i cant say anything bad about this ahhahhahahha doesnt this happen????? ladies???back me up on this??

Yup Dee! We all know how that works. My hubby got smacked a few when I was preggers. I remember at my baby shower he did not want to put on the goofy hat & by the end of the night he had that mother fucker on & would not come off (got pics)... But really who cares about these two goof balls?

#95, I think #89 either is Angelina or is just demented...

OK, 3 things:

1. Brad Pitt is as brain-dead as it gets. All of a sudden he's A Great Humanitarian, following Big Lips all over the third world like a dickless lapdog. He looked like such a schmuck in that thing he wore in Pakistan.

2. Aniston's no brain-trust herself, but at least she has a molecule of dignity.

3. Has anybody noticed that Jolie looks nothing like papa Jon Voight? Who, by the way, looks like a cross between David Soul and Glen Campbell.

It is clear to me that Angie is sick to death of Brad and this would be due to her raging hormones as well as the fact that Brad is A) Old. He's 42, she's a young 30.
B) Annoying the crap out of her with his Midwestern "values"(part of being old as dirt now) C) He probably got her pregnant on purpose while pretending to pull out or something and now she's resentful (I mean, think about it...would you purposefully have another child after JUST adopting a 9 month old? Of course not!) D) He doesn't challenge her, he turned from a manly man in the beginning into a whipped wimp who copies everything Angelina and E) Sexual Chemistry does not a good longterm relationship make! And I doubt they even have that anymore. I know when I am preggers and 7 months along, I don't want my husband near me, and I am generally a major biatch, so I strongly feel that some of Angie's frustration is hormonal.

Anyhoo, she looks exactly like her dad in that first picture, and that is not a compliment. She looks so much prettier in any color than black, but she's such a rebel...living in a skanky commie looking concrete building and flying her little plane alone with her belly up on the dashboard. I am beginning to feel sorry for this family. There is going to be a lot of pain for those 3 kids if/when these 2 split.

Amen, #112. You hit it right on the nose.

I hope he did dump her skinny little arse. I'll have your baby Brad!

I like Angie.
I like Brad.
I like Jen.
I like those little prizes you used to get in CrackerJack. Although-seriously- in retrospect, what did that plastic crap ever really do for me ? THOSE CHEAP BASTARDS!!
One of my married friends said sex was only about 10 per cent of his relationship. There was being a father, a provider, a friend, a cook, a baby sitter, a helping hand.
Then, of course, I knew he was gay.
I thought all these folks seem ok. If it doesn't work out... life is a journey...and it goes on...
("Deep" Binky - U seemed to have joined the 'painfully long posts crowd' - u SOB)

Step in to reality for a moment and imagine how disturbing and stressful it must be for Angelina to prepare to deliver a child in a world where they have to hide out in a third world country and hire roaming security guards to ensure privacy. I would go crazy also.. I know they chose to be celeb's, but there is a time and a place for photos and stalking and a time to leave the family alone. They just want to be normal for a minute!

If Brad ever thought Angelina wanted him, he was wrong. She only ever wanted his seed. Now that she has it, it's "hit the road, jack, and don't come back no more no more no more no more!"

#83 George Clooney, is that you?

Angelina and Brad deserve each other. They are such brilliant actors. I mean wow, they have as much depth as a wading pool. Everyone knows that the only reason Angelina got her oscar was because she will never have a hope in hell of being nominated again. Besides, I don't consider it acting when she was clearly just being herself in Girl Interrupted. She is a flake. She is a cliche. You don't need a vial of blood and religious scriptures tattoed to your back to make you "spiritual". It just makes you pathetic. And thank you Angelina for butchering Lara Croft's character. My dog can do a better English accent and his pout is waaaaay fuller!

Angelina and Brad deserve each other. They are such brilliant actors. I mean wow, they have as much depth as a wading pool. Everyone knows that the only reason Angelina got her oscar was because she will never have a hope in hell of being nominated again. Besides, I don't consider it acting when she was clearly just being herself in Girl Interrupted. She is a flake. She is a cliche. You don't need a vial of blood and religious scriptures tattoed to your back to make you "spiritual". It just makes you pathetic. And thank you Angelina for butchering Lara Croft's character. My dog can do a better English accent!

Posted by mija289 on April 6, 2006 09:05 PM:
"Sorry that you feel this is about favorites this or that, and not simply about reading one thing, and then reading something else that shot holes in the 1st story. Nothing more, nothing less."

That made about as much sense as Sweetcheeks saying Jolie is blindingly attractive.
That first half of your run-on ruined whatever comment you were trying to make.
Ok, now you try again and come back after you proof read.

Hey M -- it SEEMS like we're broken up. Are we? Because I completely forgot how much you hate Jolie!

I'll send you flowers and a note this afternoon. If there's still a chance!

Jennifer Aniston's resume:

The Object of My Affection: Rachel Green
Office Space: Rachel Green
Rock Star: Rachel Green
The Good Girl: Rachel Green with more issues
Bruce Almighty: Rachel Green
SNL: Rachel Green
Derailed: Rachel Green
Friends with Money: I'm gonna go with Rachel Green

I can't act my way out of a paper bag, but can't you at least admit Angie's career has a bit more 'depth?'

(And as far as the vile of blood/Billy Bob/brother-hugger thing, I love it. I have a feeling J.Aniston dresses her cats in little sweaters while watching Everwood. ZZZZZzzzzz).

Angie's career has more depth... let's see these roles...

psycho
whore
freak
nutjob

O wait, those aren't movies!

And in case it hasn't been said enough, I want to be uber-cool too:

I'd turn gay for Angelina!
I have 3some fantasies with Angelina!
I want to engage in crazy monkey sex with angelina with or without my husband!

See, I can be titillating a nd cool too...

Angelina Jolie clearly sucks as an actor. The only reason she got an Oscar was because she's John Voight's daughter and had been going to the Oscars since she was 13 years old. She is not a good actor, however, she IS a half interesting personality off screen, the blood-wearing, husband-pilfering, brother-kissing antics are definitely fun to watch and now spawning with another big-name a-list actor is only the next 'logical' step in a lifetime of pseudo-rebellion and eccentricities only afforded by the very wealthy.

It's you people that keep the dust off the Friends reruns.

Make it stop.

"Not to mention she has 2 little ones to deal with and probably didn't plan on getting pregnant."

You're seriously deluded if you think that Angelina Jolie gets up in the middle of the night to personally feed & tend to any of her children!
She has nannies/cleaners/housemaids etc to make her relatively easy life even easier.
And didn't the gormless pair have IVF treatment to conceive their baby?
That makes the pregnancy PLANNED.
She's a weird looking & very skanky 'ho - he's a Botoxed actor going through a mid-life crisis.
Anyone who doesn't have their head stuck up their rear end can see that they're not gonna grow old together!

Oh, yeah, better RUSH her to the alter. That'll make everyone forget that they were humping each other well before they ever thought of marriage.

Geez, he already divorced Jennifer Aniston... Brad Pitt's mom is being delusional if he thinks he actually cares about her traditional views.

But hey, great to know they're fighting bitterly before the out-of-wedlock baby was even born! Awesome!

She's got the DNA implanted already. She doesn't need a whinney little girly man any more. I think Jennifer Aniston got his balls in the divorce settlement.

It must be uncomfortable having a Pitt baby in your tummy and a Pitt baby(Brad)up your ass 24-7, poor woman cant even fart without him being behind her to catch it, he acts like if he leaves her for 1 second, shes gonna cheat on him or something!lol!

It must be uncomfortable having a Pitt baby in your tummy and a Pitt baby(Brad)up your ass 24-7, poor woman cant even fart without him being behind her to catch it, he acts like if he leaves her for 1 second, shes gonna cheat on him or something!lol!

oh come on. how come everybody assumes marriage is awsome.

yes, she has been married a couple of times before, so maybe she just knows she sucks at it and doesn't want to go through that again, especially with the kid involved. Rushed marriages are not really the best thing ever.

About her being thin.... not all bodies are the same. she was that thin before and she still is now. some women gain lots of weight, others don't, and others lose wight because they are sick and barfing all the time. give her a break.

and to whoever said she used to do crazy things and now she couldn't be maternal: people change and grow up. but i guess you've always been perfect and never needed a second chance. good for you.

Oh my, with all due respect you guy's are gay and retarded. Angelina is so ugly, definitely a girl I would go straight for.
Brad on the other hand is so beautiful with a lowercase B. I would definitely boink a goat if it meant I could shake his hand and discuss his financial situation.

the perfectness of both of them will ultimately spawn a new breed of mankind. All hail the birth of the one: a giant turd sandwich.

Hey, what do you call that stuff that comes out of a pregnant woman's vagina when you press on her stomach?

Ew. Jolie always looks unwashed, manly, and skanky. She's just vile on so many levels.

#45-- you KNOW i love your comments!!!!! and that was a good one!!!

XD i totally agree with you. shes so hot, hotter than alba, hotter than mannisten, hotter than ALL!!!!! cant wait 'till SinCity "The Dame" comes out, you KNOW she'll be smokin!!!!
all of you who bash on her are just haters!!!
TEAM JOLIE!!!!!!!!!

Am I the only one who thinks she's the daughter of Tweety Bird? Now I do find her gorgeous (she's definitely a looker) but one that resembles Tweety Bird...I tawt I saw-wha puddy cat!

"I tawt I saw-wha puddy cat..." Am I the only one who sees she's from Tweety Bird's loins?

so sorry, first time on this...didn't think my comment went through. now i understand all the repeats i see here.