Apr 19 2006Avril Lavigne hits the gym

wasn't there a post a few days ago saying how gross she looked?

what a cute butt!

Yeah, something about her navel poking out. You can still see it in that second pic - that's nasty.

i would hit that crying, because of all the regret ... so much regret ...

She's so skinny, she defies the laws of gravity (3rd pic).

What is she, 3 freakin' feet tall? She makes that sedan look like an Excursion.
You can take the girl out of Canada, but you can never get the smell out of her hair.
Nice ass, fatty.

She needs a tan.

damn it...almost first..

anyway....cute pics...but she looks very ugly in the last 1. and WHY IS SHE STANDING IN THE RAIN WITH HER PHONE?? stupid.

oh and...she looks like shes flying in the last pic...LOL. *magical Avril*

Seriously. In last week's post it looked like she was standing next to a Monster Truck, so naturally she would look tiny.
But here she's standing next to a Saturn or some crappy car like that and she still looks like a cast-off from the LolliPop Kids. Dwarfs are people too.

There's one of those hideous designer handbags I was talking abooot.
She looks like crap as a blonde.
What other mean things can I say... I'm sure I'll be back with more.

Did she just pour bleach all over her head? Go to the hairdresser, hon! You can afford it!

LOL #9

@8

You can't say "almost first" when you're 8th. That's like saying Tom Cruise is "almost sane" or that ning-ning is "almost intelligent". It just doesn't make sense. Look, I don't make the rules, I just follow them.

The first pic gives me a rager. Although she looks like a tiny vampire in the other 2.

Yuck, she looks like a baby squirrel with bad hair...

Yep, it looks like Avril's been working hard to tone those buns. She better....if she wants to sit on my face.

she reminds me of a ferret. An albino one.

HA HA ! She's a Butta-Face!

Vampire? Albino? No, just Canadian.

I bet she's in Los Angeles.

Guess how I know.

Ok, I don't like this chic, but I can't say she doesn't look good. She does look good

Damn she's got a fine ass and perky small breasts. I'll do her. Midget or not.

she looks good from the ankle down...

Ok, I don't like this chic, but I can't say she doesn't look good. She does look good

Her parents were obviously abusive, beating her face with the ugly stick every time she tried to ask nicely if they would let her out of that dark closet.

@26

Does she look good?

#6 - I was thinking the same thing. Where was she working out at, Billy Barty's Half Pint Gym? Does anyone know how tall she is? I used to entertain thoughts of tapping that ass, but how can one when she is literally the size of a penis??

#6 - I was thinking the same thing. Where was she working out at, Billy Barty's Half Pint Gym? Does anyone know how tall she is? I used to entertain thoughts of tapping that ass, but how can one when she is literally the size of a penis??

Her parents were obviously abusive, beating her face with the ugly stick every time she tried to ask nicely if they would let her out of that dark closet.

I want to throw things at her ass, varying from darts to quarters to tomatoes to dildos. I just can't make up my mind!

Her parents were obviously abusive, beating her face with the ugly stick every time she tried to ask nicely if they would let her out of that dark closet.

#6 - I was thinking the same thing. Where was she working out at, Billy Barty's Half-Pint Gym?

I did not believe it when I heard it but apparently Tom Cruise sprinkled some Xenuvian pixie dust on Avril just before the third picture was taken. I looked up the license plate for the van in the picture in my database (4FPT237) and it does indeed belong to Tom. Apparently, in the first picture Avril was calling her publicist to say she was going to be late for an appearance. In between pix 1 and 2, Tom got out to ask what the problem was. She explained and hence, he shared the pixie dust. She locked her car door (pic #2) and was off to fly to her appearance. Say what you want about him, but he is a good man, afterall.

I think this girl has Brittany Spears white trash potential all over her...

This could be K-fed's next victim...

ew she looks gross. what exactly did she do to deserve any attention at all? had one hit song four years ago? she's not even newsworthy. maybe if she were hot i would actually care...

I wanna pick her up by the ankles and dunk her in some sweet and sour sauce. Is that gross?

Damn it!! It's never as good the 2nd time!

i just read she was 5'2" somewhere for whoever was asking

Another that works out to improve themselves mentally and physically is definitely a winner in my book.

Nice ass, but she looks like an alien from star trek.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com/

She is no hotter that the other junior high school girls I was scoping out in my blacked-out white conversion van this morning...

Hmmn 5'2" is respectable. She's maybe less. But a cute smurf with a nice rear.

Hmmn 5'2" is respectable. She's maybe less. But a cute smurf with a nice rear.

uh, #8, I think you'll find that's a car key she's holding, not a phone. Even Derek Zoolander's phone wasn't that small.

If you can't tell the difference between the two, can I just borrow your cell phone for a second.

You guys are "Tomkat Eating Placenta" insane. I would SO tap that. That petite little figure that just screams fuck me-fuck me- fuck me. Cute little pout on her lips. (If you've seen bikini pics u know she's racked too!)
You guys can have ur Pam Anderson 95% gellitan candy spore-whore tranny. I'll take Avril. Stop off at my work Avril, I'll hot wax that hood! (no really, I work mon-thurs at the Reseda On-The-Rag Carwash!
HALFPRICE too!- if my buddy Jimbos working the register!)

I googled her to see how tall she was (5'1", 5'2" and 5'3" were all found on various sites but 5'2" seems to be the most common guess) but this made me LOL from this site :
http://www.avril-lavigne.ws/index2.php?x=info/vitalstats.php

Piercings: Navel (inny)
HAHA! So maybe she is just wearing an 8-ball navel ring...

Quoth the D:
"Man I'd like to place my hand upon your f!#%in' sexy ass and squeeze."

Not to get too urban here, but that thing is like WHOA. Can I get some fries? Sir Mix-a-Lot can't believe she's white. I'm just not sure what she's gonna do with all that junk. Avril, you looks good, won't you back that ass up?

Even though I preferred her without the blonde, it's not really my FOCUS at the moment.

I'm taller than this fat bitch.

She does have a big olde butt for such an otherwise skinny frame. I have to say, though, that overall she's pretty cute.

MeganHarris, you have the intelligence and comprehension of a bowl of pubes.

That is some sweet looking camel toe. I'd definitely nail her. She actually looks like a normal human being, and not some fabricated, plastic surgitized, bleached, brainless fuckwit like Paris Hilton who is so stupid she has to tattoo her own name upside down on her tits so she doesn't forget it.

Canadian chicks are hot.

I'd hit that into oblivion, sure, but don't those last two pictures seem a bit unnatural? There's just something about it...
Anyway, does she still perform, or is she just living on what she earned previously?

I'd hit that into oblivion, sure, but don't those last two pictures seem a bit unnatural? There's just something about it...
Anyway, does she still perform, or is she just living on what she earned previously?

I love that she's wearing lululemon pants, which is an athletic line based in Vancouver. Nice to see her represent.

It goes to show that "celebrities" need makeup artists and hair stylists to look hot. She's kinda cute, but she looks stoned. I know this, because I like the Mary Jane.

# 38 I want to pick her up by her ankles and dunk her in a pool of acid, Then I will have sex with her. Is that gross?

I didn't think so either.......

@38 Not gross, unless you plan to eat her.

I'd rather dip her by the ankles into a vat of hungry pirhannas.

If theres one person in this world that hates her, its ME!

My friend went to highschool with her and said avril wanted to be the next dixie chicks, shes a country singer/lover all the way. Second of all, she came into our spa one time and past out during her treatments cus she was either a)still drunk or b)still coked out.

Shes a poser. Gah.

60 - obviously you're Canadian, because here in the USA passing out from a cocaine bender in a spa is hella kewl.

I want to rub mayonaise all over her ass and make motorboat sounds on it with my face and then swing her around my head by her ponytail. Is that gross?

Superfish, next time you start feeling turned on, do this:

Picture her wearing a stripey tie and black wristbands, doing jazz hands while singing "Sk8er Boi".

You're welcome.

Avril Lavigne has been hot lately. These pictures a little old though. Like a week! She very well may have gained 10 pounds since these pictures were taken.

@60 - totally gross, but it also makes me kinda hard and sweaty. And I'm currently overdosed on oxycodone, naproxen and flexiril - so you're extra hot.

Ahaha and the fact that my friend went to school with her in Kingston doesn't give it away that I'm canadian?

And no, here in Canada, we just all get drunk more so than coked out. And since shes been in the states for awhile, I doubt her little body could handle our beer anymore.

I've seen that bag in a S&M store in hollywood, I bet she's got some whip, face mask and butt-plugs in there.

She's 5'3", people! Give the shortie a break!

Porcelina please stfu and get back to watching Hockey, Im not impressed you know someone who went to school with her

I know a friend of someone that works in Wendy's, who served a biggie-sized #6 to someone, who gave first-aid to someone who farted in church who was joined by...who the fuck cares...blah blah blah....Canadians can eat a dick

I know a friend of someone that works in Wendy's, who served a biggie-sized #6 to someone, who gave first-aid to someone who farted in church who was joined by...who the fuck cares...blah blah blah....Canadians can eat a dick

Trotter, is it supper hella hot?

#60 - All I can say is that if someone wants to pass out on coke, that's weak. Heart attack? Maybe, but only if you're a pussy. But just to be clear, I am not disagreeing with you - we both hate her.

Since she's already so white but so hot, I'm gonna be her skaterboi, take her to my room and dip her in marshmallow creme and have a big sticky-sweet hellutime more than once with her... in the meantimg Tom Cruise will be in my back bedroom lovin on some strange cock.

#68 - your comment astounds me. You must be the most intelligent, worldly person in the world! I can't believe you figured out the Canadian way of life. Thats right folks, we just sit around and watch hockey. All. Day. Long.

I have a friend that went to school in Puerto Rico, does that make me Bolivian? Or maybe I've been drinking too much of that super-potent, hardcore Canadian beer. You know, the kind that over a period of a few years renders you legally retarded?
No, wait, I've been doing coke in the US and I don't have any friends. I forgot.

Canada Rocks!

america (lower case intentional) Sucks!

We don't get our jollies by invading other nations under false pretenses and killing their civilians.

All I'm saying is that shes a loser.
Simmer down folks.
Too bad its assholes like #68 and #69 that give most americans a bad rap in ALL countries. Why do americans wear canadian flag patches on their backpacks?

funny how the web browsers allow an american to tell me to eat a dick, yet won't let me say something similar to an american.

Thank you big jim.

Jacq - my balls just burst into flames. White hot flames of lust. Like the kind dogs get when a bitch is all stanky with musky heat, but hotter. I gotta get some air.

You're welcome, Porcelina.

I personally go around invading other nations under false pretenses and killing their civilians all the time, but I usually have to borrow my uncle's truck since I can fit more ammo in the bed. I also feel confident in my superiority over all other nationalities because of penis size and car size. I eat at McDonalds every day and drive an SUV just so I can waste gas! I'm a gun-happy redneck who can't spell "Yourup" or locate it on a globe! I buy breast implants for my 12 year old nieces and refuse to learn other languages!
Please spare me, BigJim. I've seen that Michael Moore movie.

Go Flames, Go! Kick Anaheim's american ass.

76: I thought it was white trash like Britney Spears & Lohan that gave Americans bad names? But surely the mad scientist on the Superficial.com is heading the list of all hated Americans because everyone on the Superficial is totally famous (according to heiferzzzz).
And who the fuck still wears a backpack? The only reason any moron would wear a red maple leaf on their backpack would be because we stole all your hockey teams because you suck.

Although I do love Labatt's beer. It's delicious for breakfast.

Passed out from a cocaine bender? How does that work? All my coke benders leave me wide awake and twitching for days, laying in bed staring up at the ceiling and vibrating, dry-mouthed, teeth grinding, nailing the curtains to the wall.
By the way, how come the only Canadian music that makes it big in the U.S. is the pop crap? Avril, and Nickelback, and shit like that - Americans eat it up like biggie fries.

Kumbaya my lord...Kumbaya!!!

@#75

that's cause canada is hiding under the american flag, and when is the first or last time canada invaded anyone? hmmmm

#75: FYI, this site is not meant for deep, hard-pressing political issues. It's sole purpose is to create an environment to textually pimp-smack turd-sniffing hosers like you who take themselves way too seriously.

#81 -- Michael Moore is an idiot, and so are you. An american idiot.

Big Jim: do you at all resemble the guy on the package of a roll of Brawny papertowels? I imagine you to have many red plaid flannel shirts & love maple syrup.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK...

84 - don't ask me. I guess Avril Lavigne is impervious to the effects of drugs. Or it has the opposite effect on her. Or Porcelina is 13 and doesn't know what cocaine is.

88 - Nothing validates a point more strongly than quoting Green Day. Wake me up when September ends...

75 & 77 - yeah, sure. And you didn't annihalate your aboriginal population... Hypocrites, those Canadiennes...
Oh, and "BigJim", I hear it's more like "SlimJim"...

#75 -- You certainly are a typically ethnocentric (We'll all wait while you go look that word up) american, having no knowledge of anything outside your own little corner of the world.

Canada has been involved in most UN sanctioned actions: Afganistan, First Gulf War, Korea etc. We also played a large role in both world wars. What we DON't condone is unilateral action by a wannabe world cop (Vietnam, Iraq#2).

No wonder the world hates you.

#81, It amazes me you have a 12 year old niece, you can say what you want about the US i could give 2 fucks, its a celbrity gossip forum. The fact that you post more then anyone else on this forum and re-post if no one found your others funny just makes me realize that you drink more cock then Tom Cruise himself.

The Canucks on the board got real offended when i brought up hockey which made my day. The only thing canada offers to the world is great strip clubs.

I know that Michael Moore is an idiot, that was my point. You need to sharpen your sense of sarcasm or get out of the pool.

Wow, her size looks exactly like mine. And I'm 14 years old. If only I had that bag...

@93

Hee hee. You just called yourself a typically ethnocentric american that has no knowledge of anything outside your own little corner of the world. I agree, no wonder the world hates you.

In other news, please go to cnn.com if you want to discuss U.N. peace sanctions. Big Jim, are you seriously going to start an argument on this topic on a website with a pink desktop and features articles about Tom Cruise eating Katie Holmes' placenta? Big Jim eats the cock. There, I win! According to the parameters of this comment board this statement has you owned. Peace, you Canadian son-of-bitch.

@94

Uhhhh, OshKosh was being sarcastic. She IS from the US and was making fun of BigJim.

She's a wreck-up-from-the-neck-up, she's a Monet, she's a butter-face! Hmmm. Still gotta love the very punk rock Fendi/ Gucci/ Prada/ LV bag she's carrying. And those yoga pants? ROCK ON!

"It amazes me you have a 12 year old niece,"
Okay...
"you can say what you want about the US i could give 2 fucks,"
It was sarcasm, but alright, kewl.
"its a celbrity gossip forum."
That's what I heard.
"The fact that you post more then anyone else on this forum and re-post if no one found your others funny just makes me realize that you drink more cock then Tom Cruise himself."
Yeah, I drink a lot of cock. If you've got something mean to say why don't you try making some rational connections between statements so you don't sound like a rambling idiot? Sure, I post a lot. Does that have something to do with what I said? No. Are you disagreeing with me, or just trying to pick a fight? Let me know and I'll see what I can do to help.

#93 - It's not polite to disagree with yourself.

Okay, I admit that I'm stupid. I referred to my own post. My bad. I'm also stupid for trying to teach you neanderthals anything besides cute acronyms like TCLTC.

Goodbye. I'm leaving for a board where the average IQ is higher than Forest Gump's.

And I still think Avril is hot.

See ya later Mr. Belvedere

South Park's version of "kill canada" say's it all... nuff said

See ya later Mr. Belvedere

Actually no i read your post wrong, Im drinking Canadian Beer and Sowing a Red Leaf on my backpack so I was distracted. Either way I hate Canadians. You can have all your canadian music artists back too, they fucking suck.

BJLTC - durhurhurhur! I'm an american neanderthal! duh, oops! I wasn't supposed to know how to spell that, duh!

Their just jealous because of our big American penises.

100: If you're gonna try to talk like Cher from Clueless then at least get to know your designer handbags (it's a balenciaga and you can buy them for 20 bucks on Canal Street).

In response to #86, the last time Canada invaded anyone was when we participated in the world wars. Since then we managed to stay out of Nam and Iraq, both major military succesess for you, continue to be proud. The first time we invaded anyone was in the War of 1812, when we invaded America and BURNED DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE. Ha ha.

OshKosh

They're also jealous of our American-style jokes. At least, that's what Long Duck Dong told me.

BigJim

"Goodbye. I'm leaving for a board where the average IQ is higher than Forest Gump's."

Whatever, dude. You were so gonna leave anyway, because you have lots of seals to hunt, hockey to watch, beer to drink, and false-pretense invasions to not be involved in. Au revoir. And, yes, I pronounced that 'oh revore'.

Question: How does someone PASS OUT from being coked up?

Is this just something that happens in Canada? If so then perhaps Canadians are dumb enough to purchase ground up sleeping pills disguised as cocaine?

111 - Hi, My name is David Benner and there's nothing I love more than a good ol' smoked cock. In Canadia we have nothing better to do than sit around & chop down trees and suck on each others dicks whilst wearing ladies undergarments. We keep prostitution legal here just so's those darned Americans think we're cool, but we'd never think of having us any of that... that's what we got us lumberjacks for. And don't gotta pay for it either. Good ol' ass-fuckin' up here in Canadia. Sweet livin'!

That'd be located at averageIQ.com/forrestgump/forum
Check it out!

#111

ohh, i remember those wars, canada had what, maybe 1 or 2 guys in there big fuckin deal. If it weren't for the U.S. in the world war you'd be talkin japanese you canadian bacon bastard...

http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v45/Mr.Griffin2/canadasucks.png

Here is factual evidence.

http://www.pigdog.org/categories/canadia_sucks.html

More facts about those people up there.

#105 - The south park song is actually called "Blame Canada." If you are going to reference a song from a cartoon to make your point, then get it right. The irony? The makers are South Park are, in fact, Canadian. So now we have hockey, terrible pop singers, maple syrup annnnnnd cartoon artists.

from that link up there to Canadians:

P.S. If you guys keep mouthing off, one of these days we're gonna invade your sorry country and give you a serious ass-kicking.

hey happytimeharry -
did you get your cool maple leaf patch from canada in epcot too? I love that place, they have pastries called beaver tails.

america fuck yeah

kill canada has more of a zing, don't cha think.

Uh yeah, just the other day TS was calling this girl fat. Now suddenly like six days later, the girl give TS writer guy a boner? Give me a fucking break.

I hear there are alot of Canadiens in Africa.....hehehehehehe

# 119 youre a fucking retard. The creators of South Park are both from Colorado. Canadian? You fucking moron.

# 119 youre a fucking retard. The creators of South Park are both from Colorado. Canadian? You fucking moron.

ugh...the blonde hair looks horrible on her. Shes got a nice little butt though.

Oh, Canada...

two things
since when did she decide to look hot
and two, is she flying in that last picture? is it part of some deal she made with the canadian devil

two things
since when did she decide to look hot
and two, is she flying in that last picture? is it part of some deal she made with the canadian devil

I'd like to dip my dingus in red paint and draw a maple leaf on her hooters. I bet her legs go all the way back behind her head.

Course, she's one of those chicks that's going to age badly.

Well, her face already looks about ten years ahead of her body....

Cancernipples is correct ---- Matt and Trey belong to us!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trey_Parker

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Stone

america fuck yeah

Having lived in both countries, I'd have to say Canada and the US are equally as stupid for different reasons, and equally as great for different reasons. Y'all stop fighting and get along now, ya hear, or I'll tie you all together with a skipping rope until you apologize to eachother like my dad used to do to me and my brother.

Seriously, this bitch looks like Tilda Swinton and always has. I don't see what it is about this pic that has so many of you retards popping wood.

133, I just think its hilarious that this halfwit posted to correct someone else and then in the same post was actually so freaking stupid as to claim matt stone and trey parker are canadians.

jesus curling christ

dumb canadians can't do anything right, even their bacon tastes funny.

Biatcho (#114), way to argue a factual political statement by questioning my sexual orintation. Lol, you sound like a baby. I think that all of us, Canadian and American alike, can agree that you represent the lowest common denominator. (A lumberjack diss? Jesus fucking christ . . . no comeback needed. Pathetic.)

#134 (I double checked to make sure I had the correct number this time).

You're right. I'm sorry. Peace?

So all canadians aren't lumberjacks?

So all Americans don't eat their baby's mama's placentas?

I'm really confused, if all canadians aren't lumberjacks, then who cuts down all the trees to make all the toilet paper that americans use?

124, did you happen to touch the side of your face when you said that?

124, did you happen to touch the side of your face when you said that?

I've always thought that she has such a nice face.

Her ass is definitely bubble-status. Hot.

Her hair is the color of a Twinkie. Gross.

Is a Skanky Midget a Skink? If so, Avril is a major Skink.

Does she ever smile of have any facial expressions? She's ugly and weird looking.

139 - There go the Canadiennes, capitulating again. WIMP!

I'm enjoying the visual of BigJim stomping away from his computer.......then running back minutes later to check the boards. AND apologize. Only a true Canadian pussy would call a truce like that.

'Merica Rules, ya HEARD?????

#124 just awesome, I am still giggling.

#93: Don't be so hard on yourself.
#141: That was funny.

Both America & Canada are so 1990's. All the cool people go to Namibia now. I should know, I live there and I'm a cool motherfucker.

This thread sucks, everyone's fighting and it's not even funny. Yes, I know my post isn't helping. Just sayin'. NEXT!

Does this mean ya'll don't wanna be friends? I'm so heartbroken. I'll go cry in my beer while I club a baby seal now.

Did anyone see MeghanHarris on Oprah yesterday?

There is no camel toe in those pictures, and Avril has also clearly bleached her hair.

Canadians really are proving themselves to be window-lickers in this thread.

WHY does Nicole Richie seem taller than Avril?

WHY does Nicole Richie seem taller than Avril?

WHY does Nicole Richie seem taller than Avril?

Avril is hot and looks so much better without makeup.

Canadians love the cock.

Maybe I should post this two or three times to be like everyone else.

Uh Nicole Richie is barely 5 feet tall. Avril is around 5'2". It's not surprising that they appear similar in height. I think Avril prefers alcohol though (hence her need to "hit the gym") and we all know what Nicole likes...

If you want to get nit-picky, you can tell by the pics that Avril is not only a dog-faced hag, but also has a long torso which = shorter-looking legs. Nicole Richie has a shorter torso and therefore longer-looking legs

These dumb debates are boring - but I thought I'd mention some of South Park's staff writers like Kyle McCulloch are Canadian. And US baseball team did lose to both Canada and Mexico...
And I'm not fat. (But I am 'big' of course)

#160 Cancernipples - Are you trying to argue that Nicole is better looking than Avril? Good luck with that.

These dumb debates are boring - but I thought I'd mention some of South Park's staff writers like Kyle McCulloch are Canadian. And US baseball team did lose to both Canada and Mexico...
And I'm not fat. (But I am 'big' of course)

These double posts are boring. I only pressed once.

Nice caboose.
I'd hit it.
Greek style.

@ #82: i'm almost ashamed that i know this, but the flames came to canada after they couldn't cut it in the U.S.

and would somebody tell me who this girl is? man, i don't even bend that way, but that is one smokin' ass!

she has hair?
what?

138: I was actually just making fun of your name. The rest just kind of happened.
Fag.

ewwww someone put maple syrup all over my placenta. its all gooey now.

ewwww someone put maple syrup all over my placenta. its all gooey now.

Fucking hell BigJim - momma told you to keep your maple syrup out of other peoples placentas! Lazy, dumbass CanadiAns.

Wait, guys, enuff about the canadian/american bullshit. Let's twist up a fattie of BC bud, have a toke and sing a song about tom lovin' the cock. although it's kinda cold up here in the igloo, don't worry though, i have enough whale blubber and lumberjackets to go around. eh.

ah, fuck, i'll try my post again, and if it doubles up, i really don't care.

Enough bullshit about the canadian/american bullshit. let's twist up a fat one (bc bud) my treat, sing some cock-lovin' tom songs, and rip on meganharris. although it IS cold in the igloo, but don't worry, plenty of fresh seal meat and lumberjackets to go around.

ah, fuck, i'll try my post again, and if it doubles up, i really don't care.

Enough bullshit about the canadian/american bullshit. let's twist up a fat one (bc bud) my treat, sing some cock-lovin' tom songs, and rip on meganharris. although it IS cold in the igloo, but don't worry, plenty of fresh seal meat and lumberjackets to go around.

All of you would hit that shit if it were in front of you...posers!

Whoa, Krisdylee, you must've already been draggin that J, you're pretty kind today.

Here, let me pass you some muk tuk. Just don't share with MeganHarris, it was her ass I cut it off.

#56 - i was just gonna mention the LULULEMONS. i have the same pair. they just opened a new store in Chicago, aside from their stores in Vancouver, California and Ontario.

Hey Biatcho (#167), I appreciate the capitulation. However, calling me a fag afterwards? Way to save face. I love it when people make fun of themselves without being in on the joke.

I noticed she was wearing a hair scrunchie from Shopper's Drug Mart.

I'd hit it

I'd hit it

CheekyChops.....to answer your question, SI......

#176- Yeah, they have stores in Calgary and Saskatoon (where I'm from) too. I love them.

HEY! LESS fucking "thread-fighting" and MORE of what you you want to dunk Avril in and if/when you want to eat her afterwards.

Fightening with each other = boring for everyone else

Saying horrible things about some Canadian girl we don't really know = Superficial entertainment galore!!

Post this on your desktop if you're prone to forgetfulness.

@183

"Fightening with each other = boring for everyone else"

First off, what's fightening? Secondly, fighting with each other is way more fun than looking at pictures of Avril Lavigne being tiny and running in the rain.

I'd like to see Avril tiny and running in acid rain.

Stop trying to claim South Park as your own, you hoser fags.

It is Trey Parker's show. He is the principle writer of every show. He is the DIRECTOR of every show, he does all the music, on and on and on.

And the man is all American. So shut the fuck up canadians. South Park is all-american. They make it perfectly clear that candians are a joke. They don't hate canadians, and niether do I, but they realize you guys are fucking stupid and meant to be laughed at.

If you don't get that canadians are a fucking joke, then you must have missed every godamn episode featuring terrence and phillip.

You people really need to shut the hell up about south park, especially since you are so ignorant about it, and think it's a "canadian" show, idiotic window lickers.

#79 - I've got pheromones out the yin-yang, so I get a lot of that. Come on over 'n hump it. I'm open, but I am really tired of the smell of burning pubes. You do have pubes right? I like 'em young but not too young.

Crap, I can't find it now, but whoever was disagreeing with themself is MeganHarris. Nevermind, it was poster #93. BigJim. Tool.
BigJim + MeganHarris = Suri Part II

#187 Actually - I think South Park usually sucks and didn't know it was still on. Claim away. I thought World Police blew totally. (Although I have dated puppets - talk about a woody)
The point the commenters were trying to point out was there are Canadian references on shows like South Park and The Simpson's only because there are Canadians on staff. So 'Blame Canada' for some of the self abuse ...hummm...

#79 - I've got pheromones out the yin-yang, so I get a lot of that. Come on over 'n hump it. I'm open, but I am really tired of the smell of burning pubes. You do have pubes right? I like 'em young but not too young.

Crap, I can't find it now, but whoever was disagreeing with themself is MeganHarris. Nevermind, it was poster #93. BigJim. Tool.
BigJim + MeganHarris = Suri Part II

Yeah, Matt and Trey just love to poke fun at Canadians, but they would never do it to their own country.

After all, Team America made you guys look so cool. Fuck ya!

#183 - Fightening is like having Tourrets (sp?) and punching yourself in the head, but with no excuse right?

177 (& 111 for that matter): DavidBenner, why do you want to burn down the White House? In our fair land of ours (THE U S of A)we have laws against such behavior. In fact I can have your ass arrested right now for even just uttering those sentiments. I know that in Canadia you don't have "laws & regulations" because you're a barbaric, savage, yet super-faggy breed of people. But for your sake & the sake of the baby Jesus (he's CanadiAn too, right, or why else would he always show up on South Park??)shut your filthy, cumguzzling mouth. Terrorist.

FagJim: I like to poke things at CanadiAns too. It's called a piping hot steel rod right into the anus of every living breathing Canadian who uses the term "poke fun at".

And it's Fuck YEAH... Not Fuck Ya... we don't all live in Fargo (which is close to Canadia and explains why they talk weird & all. EH.)

Ha! She's a munchkin!

FagJim: I like to poke things at CanadiAns too. It's called a piping hot steel rod right into the anus of every living breathing Canadian who uses the term "poke fun at".

And it's Fuck YEAH... Not Fuck Ya... we don't all live in Fargo (which is close to Canadia and explains why they talk weird & all. EH.)

Top Ten Reasons why america Sucks:

10. Because americans love the cock.
9. Because they have capital punishment, but they only execute poor people.
8. Because white america spends most of its time worried about how to keep black american men from having sex with their white women.
7. Because they elected a president who couldn’t outwit a house plant.
6. Because they like going to war for no damn good reason.
5. Because they’re so concerned with all that keeping up with the Jones bullshit.
4. Because they’re fat.
3. Because they feel entitled.
2. Because they have to send their kids to private school.
1. Because it gave birth to Paris Hilton.

BigJim is back and he's got stuff to say! Stuff, I tell you!
The handicap of the Canadian people is they lack all sense of Irony and Sarcasm, leaving them impotent and confused when it comes to humor.
Watch BigJim the Lumberjack spin rapidly in his desk chair while pouring maple syrup on his head and twiddling his lips like Daffy Duck when I tell him this : we get it that South Park mocks and criticizes not only other cultures and nationalties, but ours, too. Apply this to everything we've said about Canada above, and pull that giant maple leaf out of your balloon knot. If I took myself as seriously as you do I'd be at a jeweler right now getting my genitals encrusted with diamonds. But I already did that yesterday.

Me and Paris Hilton were out the other day looking for some cock when we felt entitled to kill some poor people. We had already dropped the kids off at Our Lady of Fatima private school for rich people, so we decided to eat and not exercise, because we are fat. Meanwhile the Jones' were trying to figure out a way to keep the black men from having sex with our white women, but we weren't about to be outdone by them! So, we started a war for no damn good reason, and placed the blame on our idiotic president, whom we all love and worship although he just couldn't outwit that pesky houseplant.

200! I'm awesome!

oshkoshb-goshdammgosh:

Bike racks at 3:00 tomorrow?

In America we call out other high school students to a fight by meeting in the "parking lot" not at the bike racks. Whoever rode a bike to school was a loser!
BigJim roade a bike to school!!!

she definitely used to have huge nungas, what happened?

pass the seal meat, man

hey BigJim, eat some poutine, put on your mukluks and hockey helmut, drive your skidoo off the iceberg man, cuz you are pissing me off.

krisdylee: I'm Canadian, and I, too, think BigJim should drive a snowmobile off an iceberg. Leave the maple syrup for the rest of us!

#202 - Actually, I think he rode the short bus. I guess in Canadia they just call it "the bus". Get it? Canadiens are so dumb that they don't have long buses.

BigJim, while I'm talking about you I'm going to pick out a few things that are wrong with what you said.
10. Just because Tom Cruise is American and loves the cock doesn't mean that all Americans love the cock. Not all Germans were Nazis, but most of them did feel like Nazi Germany.
9. If we're executing the poor, get in line motherfucker. You're next. Plus, everyone hates poor people, they get in the way.
8. I'll bet you're mad because you're black and you want to give a white woman a pounding worse than MeganHarris wants to eat a donut. Which is pretty bad.
7. Sure, he's a half-wit, but white Republicans are still in control, right?
6. You must have missed the memo, but we're the world police. Plus, our way of doing things is better than anyone else's.
5. That's just fine if you're the Joneses.
4. When I see a fat person, I just keep walking. There's no way that a fat person is worth anybody's time. Plus, fat people also get in the way.
3. We ARE entitled.
2. You may want to google it, but there are private schools (and boarding schools) all over the world.
1. No. Kathy Hilton gave birth to Paris and Paris, in turn, gave her herpes. They're even but we owe Kathy one.

Oh, I just realized that everything in your post was wrong. Shut the fuck up. Sit and spin. Or in the words of Rob Zombie - Up yours bay-be.

IQ scares people BigJim. Lay low.
(I thought kris was pretending to be Canadian for a while) (...ie same person = many names)
(Notice how some 'posters' switch from being M to F - i don't really get why, but will try not to lose sleep over it)
(too many brackets Binky)
Oh - I'm not an Avril fan, but I did like her song...'Constipated'. And she's looking gr8 ! ( Hope it's not just because of that guy from Oshawa)

207: Instead of "short bus" I much prefer "Tard Cart".

Binky: people switch from male to female to hermaphrodite to aids infected lesbians in the hopes that others, such as yourself, will get confused, shrivel up & die, never to be heard from again. Get the hint...

Allah Akbar!

Since I disagree with you, I must be a terrorist. Otherwise you wouldn't all be so pissed off.

Please, oh, please don't send a stealth bomber to take out me, my family, and all my neighbors.

Love America
Love Canada
HATE THAT PURSE.

LOL - Binky is such a prick !!

Binky, if you were a prick you would at least be respected. You're just lame. And boring. And gay. Which inevitably means you're CanadiAn, the worst of all!

It's nice they let her drive a big girl car. How did I not know she was this small? Are everyone else in her videos secretly midgets?

Funny thing. I looked up Canadian in the Urban Dictionary and here are a couple of the definitions that I found:

A citizen of Canada or Michigan; a Pansy

Hockey playing, syrup loving, bacon eating, french speaking, funny talking people who live in igloos.

To be fair, here are some of the nice ones too:

Somebody from the country north of the United States, which has: Maple Syrup; Hockey; Universal Healthcare; Peace; Low Crime/Violence Rates; Excellent Donuts and Coffee (AKA Tim Horton's); Better, Cheaper Beer; Lovely Women; Nicer People;
Better Winter Sports; Cultural Tolerance; Good/Cheap Education; Superior Genitalia.

OK, well, there was only one nice one so there it is. In closing, I'd like to add that BigJim is lame, Binky is being kind of an asshole today, and I'm sick of talking about maple syrup. It gives my nephew the most rancid gas ever. Worse than cabbage farts.

I'll clear up the nationality for yah...
Meet you at the Ruby in Dog River and I'll let you know.

I'm not sure what the confusion is. I'd hit that so hard she'd look like a baby burping up milk for the next decade. Yes she sucks. Yes she's hot. Luckily my penis does not have it's own iTunes account, and therefore cannot contribute to her economic success.

@207 Jacq, you made me blow my load. Twice. We'll have to work on your opening tomorrow. Oh, I'm over 12 alright, too. Damn. Now I'm gettin wood again. Better watch out for those faggy lumberjack canadiennes. I hear they'll cut through this wood with their teeth!

DaveBenner- don't take it personally because Biatcho can't really come up with anything good to say and she makes fag/small penis comments. She is a lazy lesbian.

Ok...I've been a bit bitchy and things haven't really been the same - ever since Ryan shaved. (not that I've ever seen the show)
We Canadians are moronic, commie, frozen, french kissing, hockey stick-swinging, free health care cripplin', gun controllin', silent America invadin' weirdos.
But # 216 you forgot #5 in the Urban Dick.
As I've said before some Canadians are getting lippy because of George Clooney movies and the doc 'Why We Fight'
Oh well - there's always 'Eskimo Pies'

@221

That's okay. I've also been bitchy, but it's because ning-ning no give me my green card even though I give heem my fifty dolla.

That's OK DavidBenner. You & LittleWatson are made for each other. You're both from disgusting filth holes that should be blown to bits so we can all start over again... Canadia & New Jersey. (For anyone who is interested in seeing just how witty LittleWatson is please check out the last 27 posts regarding Scarlet Johannsen).
She has a penis growing out of her armpit.
I shit you not.

Correction: LittleWatson has the penis in said armpit, not SJ.

oy yeah - fag!

I once had sex with Avril Lavigne at a concert in Phoenix for 101.5 the Zone while she was really high and eating 2 big bags of Dorito's. True story, I think, but I was pretty drunk.

#223: don't make you rape you with my penis armpit.

Sorry, meant to say don't make ME rape you...

227 & 228 What do you think I am some sort of fat lesbian like you? Freak...

(personally 227 is the funniest post you've had to date)

Thanks Biatcho. I'm working on it.

@230 I've got something for you to work on and its Avrils tiny little hole.

she has really cleaned up!!!!!

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1345422.jpg

#116 Dont really want to talk politics on the superficial but Russia did most of the work in World War II, remember the US came in later. Russia lost a lot of soldiers (the most actually) and held of German soldiers from taking over their territory.

she has to go the gym? yeah right, she has a little tiny body and a little poofy stomach from chugging vodka all nite, big deal!

# 233 errr...
Don't really want to talk baseball either Barry. But you're right.

I adore her ass.

I'm drunk, but satandammnit right in the motherfuckin butt................

I would love to know what the fuck I was trying to say last night because I have no Idea.............

@238

I think you were trying to be respectful by saying "satandammnit" instead of "goddammit"

As in, "Goddammit (I'd fuck her) right in the motherfuckin butt"--------or something like that.

My cousin was extra drunk over the weekend and said really loud (to her brother) "Daniel, you're such a drip!". Like, when's the last time anyone called someone a 'drip'? Maybe in the Babysitters Club books? I told her that and she just laughed hysterically and then fell over on the couch. Drunk people are fun.

Cute figure, but what's with the sour puss Avril? Finally realized having hair and skin that's all the same colour isn't a very flattering look?

238 - this is the Altavista.com Babel Fish translation of what you said from Drunk to English:

I would like to have rigorous anal intercourse with the upstanding woman in the photograph if only I could maneuver my unit into her miniscule orifice. I would also like her to weep and scream while I penetrated her thus.

Sometimes those translations are kind of botched but you get the idea.

Sometimes I masterbate to "My Super Sweet 16". Is that wrong?

@242

Yes, it is. Masturbate isn't spelled like 'masterbate'...so yes, it's wrong. Very wrong. You suck. But, you're still a fat lesbian, which means we're comrades. LOLSOMLOLSOMLOLSOMLOLSOM!!!!!!!

P.S. I just created a new internet acronym lingo thingy-SOM means Shitting On Myself, as in I'm Laughing Out Loud and you're so funny that I'm SHITTING ON MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!! I command you to use it from now on.

@243

SOM right now.

243 - maybe when other people do it it's "masturbate", but when I do it I "masterbait", as in, I can put ten worms on a hook. It feels good. SOM.

@245

I prefer crickets. They make that sweet chirping sound and they rub their legs together. This makes no sense at all.

OMG!!! SOM!!!!!!!

Sometimes I rub my legs together and chirp when I watch "Nanny 911". Is that weird? SOM R. Kelly style.

#239 you are so correct, and I honestly didn't know what the fuck I meant, but it all makes sense now, seriously!!!!

Ok, so I went to the Oriole game last night and everytime this guy from the Indians got up I would scream his last name right before the pitcher would pitch. Picture this.....SIZEMORE...SIZEMORE....you know like in a taunting way. So anyway my bestfriend calls me up and says "Stallion are you at the game?" and I was like yes how did you know? "Because Everytime this dude is up I can hear your drunk ass voice yelling SIZEMORE........Totally made my night........The only thing I felt bad about was a couple sitting in front of me brought their twin new borns and they switched seats, no lie, like 5 times.....And then I thought to myself, what a wonderful world...heheheheh still drunk I meant to say I thought fuck them, don't bring Babies to the fucking game.....It's dangerous.....hehehehehhe

Oh yea, true story, not trying to be funny there.......I know, I know, when Am I funny, right?

@248

So, your friends actually call you Stallion? That RULES!!! I'm going to start making all my friends call me "Mamacita Ay Ay Ay!!!!! Caliente!!!" and I will not answer unless they say the entire thing. Oh wait. I have no friends. So, seriously, what were you drinking that you could still be drunk right now? Did you have Pine-Sol martinis or some shit?

@250

Sounds like Stallion was hittin' the Pruno

http://www.blacktable.com/gillin030901.htm

Hey look everybody it's a little girl trying so hard to reach puberty perv's would stop buying her music and stop commenting on her looks if she became a real full grown woman. God forbid that ever happen.

I make all my friends call me "Afrodite Vulvalicious". Then I dress them up in their Sundays best and we all go in the backyard for a tea party. Clyde Frog thinks I'm kewl.

Grand Mariner baby, that shit is better then a pine-sol martini, wait I can't say that until I try one, hold briefly................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Ok, I was right, hey you lepercuan ( spelling bee champ) put that bong down, tis not for you bitch....Bad Kelly, thats my hot dog.....

Wow, she's got a cute little skaters coolie. Tiny, but well proportioned. Props, grrl.

@251

Dude, no way do you read the Black Table!!! That shit is the bomb!!! I was just reading the Pruno article the other day.

@254

Hee hee, Stallion you silly goose, it's Grand MARNIER (pronounced marnyay), not Mariner. See below:

mar·i·ner n.

One who navigates or assists in navigating a ship.

Mamacita, I was a bartender for 8 years, I spelt that jokingly, I swear.....Thats what the rednecks would call it, we just called it bartender crack........Oh and I navigated around Kelly Clarkson Island just last week on my boot.....hehehehehe

@257

Ahhhhhhh. I actually had a cousin call it Grand Mariner once in complete seriousness because he thought that's what it was actually called. I don't drink very much so I've never had it, but I do watch Emeril and he cooks with it a fucking lot.

218 - hahahahaha

232 - i agree ... but only if by "cleaned up" you mean joined janice dickinson's molten plastic face school of modeling ... even when caught in action this bitch looks like she belongs in tussaud's

245 - shat myself again

248 - let me know the next time u go to a game and we will both get drunk and possibly clear a whole section. also, i am a leper

in closing - LYKE OMG AVRIL THAT IS SO MY NEW FAVE GYM BAG

ps: to whoever said "i bet shes in LA" ... you are sooooo TEH PRO at reading signs ... high five

I went to the hospital when I was 15 because I drank too much Grand Marnier. To me, the taste says "rebellion"...

Pity you didn't go to hospital because you got beaten up and sexually assaulted by your father.

Did you have to go to hospital when you paid a tramp with leprosy to fist you and a few of his fingers went missing you dirty fucking bitch!

Hey oshkoshb-goshdammgoshgiggybungynignog, Remember last summer when you went to hospital after being shot? Maybe if you shaved your legs you wouldn't get mistaken for Big Foot.

Oooooh, racist Brits of the world unite!!!!!!!!

I'm not racist, i just despise that filthy anal whore oshkoshb-goshdammgoshtrannyfanny. And when i say "anal whore" i only refer to her sticking her own arm up her arse, seeing as nobody else would go near that festering rancid hole

"Oooooh, racist Brits of the world unite!!!!!!!!"

You pointless waste of space. Really...what the fuck was that? Hahaha. Go away before you embarrass yourself any further.

Hey, I official have enough groupies for a fan club! Who wants me to sign their Oshkosh poster first?

I have a poster of a big hairy gorilla, could you sign that, its close enough!

If not you could sign me arse, make sure you put the "o" round me arsehole soz i can take a big warm shit though it.

toxic.boy do you shave half of your head, pierce your own body, and frequently tell people to "sod off" while sneering? Just curious...

OshKosh

Can you help me find some psychiatric help? I recently found out that I am a pointless waste of space and it's really messing with my mind. Please help or else I might go on a psychotic killing rampage.

Oh mamacita, you wit! *chortle* You're like oshbollockhairohmygosh's little lapdog. It's cute :)

I don't think Toxic Boy was being racist there you know. You just saw the word gorilla and jumped to conclusions. I think he meant that you were ape-like and hairy rather than black.

"I don't think Toxic Boy was being racist there you know. You just saw the word gorilla and jumped to conclusions. I think he meant that you were ape-like and hairy rather than black."

Wow, that argument makes so much sense!!! Especially since I made the racist comment BEFORE he said anything about a gorilla and he was talking to OshKosh in the first place.

P.S. I think you should be aware that only really obese people "chortle".

Mamacita. . .you walked right into that one didnt you!! You fat bitches never learn do you!
Im pretty sure Princess Di's "chortle" was meant as a joke, you know - sarcasm, some say the lowest form of wit [usually because they're too stupid to produce a clever come-back], I myself know that sarcasm is one of the highest, and unfortunately something you lack, along with humour - but hey, at least you've still got that damn important near-perfect spelling.
In telling us all that, "only really obese people "chortle"." You've just confirmed your obeicity. But dont worry, at least we're all aware that only grotesquely obese people such as yourself chortle!!

@273

Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure you're a nosy bitch that contradicts yourself really fucking often. So, sarcasm is considered by some to be the lowest form of wit because someone is "too stupid to produce a clever comeback", yet you know that it is "one of the highest". Well, I guess that makes you too stupid to produce a clever comeback. Also, if I say something, that doesn't mean confirming anything about myself. For instance, I'm a super hot chick that has lovely flowing hair, long legs, and really big and firm tits. Well, I guess I just confirmed my hotness!!!

P.S. Since spelling IS the most important thing EVER, it's obesity, not "obeicity", you tool.

P.P.S. "Since spelling IS the most important thing EVER"<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Sarcasm

nice butt indeed !
but she definitly needs a tann ..
and a smiley face =)

@274
Let me break it down for you mamacita. Because you're obviously a bit slow.
Some people - like yourself, who are slow, and slightly retarded like to tell people 'Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.'
I myself know that this is not true. I was not contradicting myself at any point!
You however tell me I'm too stupid to produce a clever comeback - and then you stick the word EVER after again telling everyone how important spelling is - that isnt sarcasm, thats retardedness!
And shit I made a spelling mistake - what a fucking twat I am. It was after 1am at the time, and like I said - spelling. . . not so important.

And just so you know - saying you are a total hottie doesnt make it so, but before in your previous post you implied that you were fat, you didnt directly say it - which is why we all know it to be true. It takes a fat person to know that only a fat person chortles. But dream on about being that hottie sweet heart, and who knows maybe one day, if you stop with the comfort eating to compensate the lack of friends in your life, you may become that hottie!-or not.

@276

You're a doody head.

P.S. Oh, by the way, Kelly Clarkson thread, post 395, it was the "very funny PrincessDi" that said that sarcasm was the lowest form of wit. Guess that means she's slow and slightly retarded. So, like, are you guys still gonna be BFF? Let's see some of that furious backpedaling!

Anyone remember that scene in Billy Madison where Steve Buschemi's character has his "Kill List" and he proceeds to smear red lipstick all over his like hes 'a "crazy man"? I don't know why I just thought of that...

She Reminds Me of The Old Japanese Man From Kill Bill

Yeez... Shorty But Good Butt...

awww... love Avril, so cute!

I'd eat lunch out of her bung hole!

Okay, sorry for being rude, but seriously...Have you got nothing better to do than sit on your fat asses and rag on a millionair...what have you done to deserve to rag on her...unless you're more famous or richer than her, Shut Up. Im not sticking up for her, but HELLO youre nothing compared to her, she is skinny, and if you dont remember being in High School, there are girls that short!
I do have a right to say shes skinny, Im a model, up to most of you, Im better looking. So get off your high horse, and snap back to reality because last time i checked she was the one with money, hit single, and the famous boyfriend...top that? Didnt think so!

Sorry this wasnt for all of you, but Im a pretty conceited person, but unless you ARE better than that person, shut up. =D

Oh and depending on the position of the camera, where the sun is, and how hot it is outside helps make the pictures look the way they do...

hey #283 you are right and she is richer then those people and skinny so what if she is skinn