Apr 26 2006Ashlee Simpson thinks she's the shit

First?!

I came in search of Edna only to discover I'm first?

I hate them both! They botha re really stupid, ashlee can't sing, Jessica is so annoying it makes me hurt and they both are controlled by their dad. They are so over publicised that it makes them annoying because they're being shoved down our throats. They're both past their prime.

damn you JammyDodger ;)

she believes that because that's what papa joe says when he comes to her room for his late night "visits."

First?!

I wouldn't fuck them with Edna's cock.

As much as it pains me to say anything positive about Jessica, I would take her any day over her skank-ass trick of a sister. Vom.

she was just ugly this past winter so she better quit talking shit before she reverts back to being a butterface.

they're morphing into each other! that's why jessica is looking so bad.

@7

Ahhh, but Edna would fuck them with yours. She's kinky like that. She's ashamed of it, but she's kinky.

I almost forgot: Free Edna!

What? She's BACK??!?!? Bless you, SF.

Yeah, real lucky of her to be flat. I'm lucky to have micropenis.

She forgot to add that she can also suck on poppa Joe's dick for way way longer than her sister.

Yay! Edna is free! SF editors: don't go deleting her anymore. We support the right of freedom of speech, even for a big fat fatty like Edna.

You "read" that Edna, we like having you "here" with us, you big fat fatty.

I really need a new schtick.

#4 - I didn't think I would be because my computer didn't send it...Edna's messin around with it again!!!

As for you Edna dear, while it's amusing to watch you try, your attempts at internet cleanliness are akin to trying to empty the ocean with a spoon full of holes.

Reading your website made my brain hurt with all of the misspellings. "heretick"???? c'mon....

My legs are longer, I am taller and my nose is longer too. I'm so lucky to be flat chested. My chin is way pointer and I have pistol grip ears. And I know you boys know how to use those. My vagina is streactched out further than Jessica's and my scars seem to heal a little faster and almost fade completely.

Let me see I have to pick between the two I'ld take the unwashed Jessica-you can wash dirt- ugly is forever.

F Mary Kill?
Ashlee, Jessica Paris?

See, BigJim? I think Edna's really into you. She only reported you. Wait, that's not really her. The real Edna would have said REPORTED! not reported! Oh well, Edna still loves your cock. She also said that she would never say that you're a syrup-drinking, hockey-loving, red plaid flannel-wearing, lumberjacking Canadian. :D That's for earlier!!!!!

Tom Cruise loves Edna.

Mother fucker! Now Edna's posts are gone.

What the fuck! FREE EDNA! FREE the fatty!

I cant fucking stand Bashlee, stealing Brittney Murphy's looks, which isnt necessarily a good thing. Fucking die already.

oh SF . . you're spoiling our fun :(

I just can't stand Enda not being able to post here. It's got me seriously depressed. It's like there is some big, gaping hole in my life now.

A big, gaping hole the size of Enda's vagina.

FYI, this Edna crap isn't the least bit entertaining.

wow, that is some deluded self confidence. she looks like a transexual, and i'm sorry, that is not anywhere near sexy.

If ya can't stand the Edna- get out of the superficial!

Oh man...my acid reflux is flaring up. *punches chest* Wait. I actually did just throw up in my mouth.

Apparently Jessica is a huge fan of A Flock Of Seaulls.

That ^ was a reply to #26

Maybe SF wants us to actually comment on these two vacuous, spastic, hermaphrodite, father fucking, inbred, no-talent, cock gobbling, Edna eating fucktards instead of poking fun at Edna.

But what fun would that be?

JammyDodger,

Try dodging my 18" Land-Cock when I jam it up your ass. Stupid fucker.

And in next month's Cosmopolitan Ashlee tells all about how she is also hotter than Kelly Osbourne...

Land girl: your cock just keeps getting bigger and bigger. 16", then 17, and now 18?

Hmmm, methinks ye is full of excrement.

Wooowey- hey Land-man are u sure ur not Edna's weekend alter ego? U sure can't take a joke like her...or is it my fist up ur ass u can't take?

Land-man, I agree 100%. This Edna stuff got boring days ago. (Biatcho is fat)

Shes right, though. Ashlee is right. she is better looking. and younger.

DANGIT. She was here and i missed it? I want Edna back too.

rofl Free Edna. That's catchy.

Free Katie too.

oh yeah, Ashlee sort of looks like she should be on Little House on the Prairie sneaking candy from the General Store and pushing Laura down a well. At least her hair's not black anymore.

I'm calling out to all SF readers to boycott all this site's advertisers until they let Edna back.

Free Edna!

I'm gonna get banned. I just know it.

Carry on the fight without me after I'm gone.

Free Edna!

MeganHarris are you retarded?

Stallions right, though. Stallion is right. MeganHarris is a Dumbass. And retarded.

Land Man is but an earthbound phenomenon, my massive genitalia is of GALATIC proportions, no eathly measurement is appropriate to describe it.

BarbadoSlim:

When you have two spelling mistakes, people don't believe you.

Test?

Those rumors about her getting a nose job must be true. That would explain the sudden arrogance. Daddy Simpson doesn't love one daughter more than the other - he fucks Jess for fifteen minutes, then rolls over and does Ashley for fifteen as well.

If they are the progeny of a pastor, I'd hate to see the whole fucking church.

Edna was REPORTED!

Why was I reported #46? I simply did a test.

I sure hope they let you stay, Edna.

Can you feel the love?

Yeah, feel it, bitch. Take it all!

EDNA, WHERE FORE ART THOU EDNA????????

...you can take her account, BUT YOU CANNOT TAKE HER FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am back but Superficial has asked me to stop being obnixious.

Awww, crap. Edna's back and I gotta go.

After hitting the gym to further pump up my massive, BigJim muscles, I must go be a soccer dad for a while. See you after the kids are asleep.

Edna, don't go changing...

she's back. praise jebus! we love you you great big old humpback whale you.

"obnixious"?

You aren't Edna.

Did you miss me?

We miss real (fat fatty) Edna. You're not her.

I just want to clear some things up... there is a website going around about me that has my "picture" on it... it is a fake. And I am still keeping up with "it".

yeah edna! (jumping with pom-poms)

Crap. Clock is ticking. Gotta go.

Ashlee has always been way better looking than Jessica. How are people suprised by this?

That obvioulsy isn't the real Edna. The real Edna doesn't ask questions. She just berates, threatens and quotes scripture.

I don;t care who you think I am. I know I am a good person and you are all disgusting.

Who the hell is Edna?

Yeah baby you may be taller and your legs might be longer… but your face!!! Your face looks like its taken a severe pounding from Rock Balboa… I’d much rather do Jessica on her worse under the bridge troll day than Ashlee on her best…

there is only one way to tell... Edna what is 1John 1:1? Every good bible thumper knows that one

oh edna you know you love this shit, do you get this much attention at your knitting circle?

Oops I meant "ROCKY" Balboa of couse...

The Superficial will ban me if I keep up with my old habits of cleaning up the internet. I will moniter without telling who I am monitering.

edna, if it's really you,say those words we are dying to hear....YOU ARE REPORTED! comon, you know you want to.

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

i don't think it's the real edna..

I'm not getting attention... I'm just making purity a main concern, as it shoudl be with everyone. People are afraid of what is good.

you go edna, get your vers'in on!

This Edna is false.

"Watch out that you are not deceived. For many will come in my name, claiming, 'I am he,' and, 'The time is near"

And fuckin' Jessica Simpson. What a cum-dumpster, etc.

Meganharris is SO jealous right now.

Do you want to know who is real and who is fake? You are all fake with your aweful language and impure thoughts. Why can't you be religious and lead respectable lives? It is not hard to have morals.

#62- Edna is a middle aged humback whale who has miraculously learned how to quite scripture and use the internet. she's been posting on the SF since about Friday I believe, about how she is going to clean up the internet by reporting the people on this site to homeland security, because apparently talking about how Paris Hilton is a whore is terrorism or something to that effect.

although I believe that cruelty to animals, especially endangered mamals, is wrong, she's ALOT of fun to piss off, and essentially has become a running joke on the SF.It seems today she got herself banned though, but NOW SHE's BACK!!!!! YAY!

I got to admit... kind of miss the meganharris bashing..

Can we please not turn this into an Edna site, its gettin old already, every thread its Edna Edna Edna, lets move on peeps!! More importantly we have celebrities to bash. Ignore the bitch!

She's jealous.

Damn, Big Edna, does that mean I can call you a disease ridden cum dumpster and you can't report me? that sucks.
Thank god mr.simpson has run out of children to pimp out on our poor world.

Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him. Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit. Proverbs (ch. XXVI, v. 4-5)

don't you listen to her edna, we all love you! i was wondering if you could favour us with a psalm????

Who said we don't have morals?

#80: Are you proud of yourself now? Do you speak like that around people face to face? Then they know how ignorant you are as I do.

Unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled. Titus (ch. I, v. 15)

no, Chrystal, we can't turn back the clock and pretend that Edna never happened. we must embrace her, whilst we bash celebrities.

however, i also think this particular edna is a fakity-faker.

the real edna can spell. and she does not defend herself-she just preaches the good word.

and, yes, she adores the cock. and the clit, from what i hear.

I do believe I have changed some people, as I can tell and you can by how i am being more open towards you. I now feel is I reach out instead of provoking, I can do more good. Spicipic instances will help more than warnings.

Oh sweet mother fucker, edna, you're back.
Alright, let's talk penis & vagina.
Which do you prefer? A hot, salty, semen-oozing cock or a hot, salty, semen-oozzing vaghole? Come on, I want details you little bitch. I know you like em both but I wanna hear it.

I dont think thats the real Edna. Completly different writting style.

And Ashlee Simpson is a hawk nosed slut bag. Even though I hate them both, I would take Jessica in a heartbeat.

Edna STFU. Do u not have anything else to do?

Edna did you just make fun of puerto ricans?? Spicpics?? You bad, naughty whale of a woman you! Nice job!

have i ever mentioned that biatcho is my hero?

and she has never provided chapter and verse notation. bet the faker is a fatty, too.

boobiez - I think we know but we like to pretend it's the real thing, you know. All these posts today are so fucking boring, humor us.

Alright, I don't think that you respond to kindness. I have no other choice...

I am sooooo crazy-barfing sick of the Simpson girls. We have always know that Ashlee is ugly, but if you take a close look at Jessica she's just as bad. She's got a masculine jawline, almost fake dimples they are so deep, and she's got wonky eyes. (she look snot bad if she is wearing makeup, but without it....eeeek!)

I am reporting all disgusting posts.

Ashlee Simpson will never be hot.......ever.

#88: You are reported

Edna, what is this kindness that you speak of? Does it involve anal? if so SIGN ME UP!

edna you lovable she-whale. you never answered the question. what do you prefer, the hot dog or the taco?

#93: Maybe if you had a life other than the internet you could focus on things other than memorizing my way of speaking... grow up, child.

Holy crap Edna. I think at this point me being reported by you this many times means we're commonlaw by now, doesn't it? LET"S GET IT ON (puts on yellow rubber gloves and wiggles fingers)!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#100, 101: You are both reported. I will clean up the internet.

oh fuck edna...what's a girl gotta do to be reported?

Maybe if u had a life other than eating and preaching you'd have friends Edna

bitch, please. I just got here. looks like you've been up the old poop chute for a while now.

FINALLY!

#107: You are reported. #106: I have friends, and I'm guessing your education is lacking. Get off the internet and read a book.

once again, to the tune of 'mandy':

oh edna,
you left and we all really missed you,
And now finally i've been reported,
edna...

#102 Edna, isn't that funny? it seems to me you are the one who don't have a life other than the internet.

If you stopped obsessing over me, maybe you could focus on being a good person.

Actually my education is not lacking- I have a masters and am doing a 2nd degree right now...so suck my dogs cock...oh wait thats ur mum isnt it?!

And Stallion said "let the fat get fatter and they shall die of the heartattack that holy cheetos will bistow on to them" "he who can preach the word of god and eat that many cheeseburgers and not be able to see their feet will live a great life in the superficial world" (Stallion: post whatever number it ends up : whatever time :April 26 2006)

somebody, please, make up some t-shirts with "Edna Reported Me, and I went back for more". or something way funnier-I'm not witty today. I will buy at least ten.

#113: You are reported, and do you think that makes you sound intellgent? Dosen't really prove anything... think about that for a while, then grow up, then get back to me. For now, I'm ignoring and not read any posts you put up.

Jesus H.Christ people! Can't you see she's on a God given mission to clean up the internet. Of course she should probably take her picture off the internet, that would help.

seriously edna, the hot dog or the taco??

WTF, if my sister said that i would kick her in the ass. what a beatch. I love it!
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

Hey Edna - Since you are on a first name basis with Jebus -you will know the answer to this.

I live in Dover PA and that ass clown Pat Robertson says everyone who lives here is going to hell. Is he a total douchebag?

Wahey...so Edna reports me and then refuses to read my posts...other people reunite against Edna in the name of all that's good...do some extra from me...the old battleaxe won't read mina apparently...fat whore,he rolls of flab are probably restricting vision

#109 - Oh EDNA! "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." YOU of all people are accusing OTHERS of not being educated?!?!?!? Hell truly HAS frozen over. WOW.

#118: You are reported

aaaaawwwwwwww...poor jammydodger. that's okay, i'll make fun of her extra for you.

fucking hell edna....you made jammydodger upset. i'm sending some bad vodoo karma your way

116 - The real Edna has immaculate grammar. You are an imposter. REPORTED.
Hey, did you guys hear that Ashlee Simpson thinks she's the shit?! What a bitch!

Oh you star Chanel_bear!

#124: You are reported.

maybe she meant she looks like shit?

okay, i'm up to twice reported, how many times has she done you guys?

Well in my dreams loads!!! Oh Eddie poos...open wide

edna loves the cunt. she goes to bars and picks up 20 something bi-curious girls and takes them back to her place playing the "mother figure" or the "free bible give away" or the "free twinkies and beer at my place" scams. then, when the girls are there and scared of edna's massive shadow and rolling curves of fat... she forces them into dirty lesbian sex with them. the whole time shes licking and fingering wet shaven pussy she thinks "oh lord, punish me for my evil ways" and when its all done, and shes given a rim job to every 20 year old girl in the tri state area, she feels the need to preach to others to divert attn away from her own sins. for shame edna. i see your unpure mind, i hear your dirty thoughts. i know the things that turn you on when you think no one is watching. you are the last person to be preaching about moral character. you are reported edna. YOU are reported, and not to any earthly government entity... You are reported to the lord god almighty. may his wrath be as great as your waist.

I will stop this nasty internet talk. Just because you are on the internet does not mean you can say what you please.

Blessed is he in the name of good shepheards his weak through the valley of darkness.

#133: You are reported.

Ahh edna, your neglect pains me . .and as far as your "reporting" goes . . . how is it that whomever you report to is above the 1st constitutional amendment of free speech? Or did you skip that chapter of American history in your Bible Belt education?

Ms Bambrick, I think you should report me as well, because my name is Mohammad and I could be a threat to the national security.

Before you start calling people ignorant, do you what ignorant is, lady?

I just think this is probably what's in your head right now:

A Muzzie converts to Christian = Hallelujah!
A Christian converts to Muzzie = terrorist.

#131 You're right- and u made Edna realise shes a dirty little whore and she reported herself!

133. Posted by Edna Bambrick on April 26, 2006 06:07 PM

#133: You are reported.

damn girl, you're reporting YOURSELF now?

everyone hide the children the towel heads got a fucking bomb!

jammydodger is my new favourite person

#136: You are reported.

#138: You are reported.

edna, jesus called again and said that if you don't stop calling him he is going to have you reported for stalking.

Smut, nothing but smut.

about fucking time bitch. i been on here insulting your lard ass for days... and have yet to get reported.
ps. go fuck yourself k? k. thanks bye.

Thanks Chanel_bear...that last one was just for you ;-) ohh and of course Eddie...speaking of which...Edna dear, I've told you I dont like it when u masterbate over barney infront of me...I know u like big purple things but please stop!!

Is everyone happy?

Posted by Edna Bambrick on April 26, 2006 06:06 PM

I will stop this nasty internet talk. Just because you are on the internet does not mean you can say what you please.

It doesn't? Okay, Internet Gestapo, put down the crack pipe, learn to spell, and move to China. I hear their internet is just what you've been dreaming of.

And P.S., everyone knows you're just pretending to be Edna. You suck at it. But then you're used to sucking, aren't you, faux-Edna?

that's it....i'm calling the pope on you! nobody calls me smut and gets away with it. oh wait, i'm not catholic am i?

Edna, I saw that pancake you keep wrapped around your neck, are you going to share or eat it all yourself? Bitch.

#142 love it!! Almost as much as Edna loves my bike in her anus

EDNA IS BACK!!!! YAY!!! Is she as annoying as ever???

Note to Ashlee: Claiming that you're hotter than your deteriorated sister isn't saying much, except that you're secretly bitter and jealous of her short-lived reign of the tabloids.

Why can't Jessica or Ashlee (or Joe) talk about things other than each other's body parts?

P.S. The Edna crap is getting old. We know you're a fake.

Fake Edna isn't funny. And, I hate to say it, but neither am I anymore. How can we be funny and make jokes about celebrities when there's a piece of glass in Terri Hatcher's eye?

Are we happy, Edna? Yes, we are... and I bet I'm happier than you are because I'm pretty and you're fat. HA! (let's hear it everyone)...

She's a fake Edna?? NOOO!!!

you know what edna....i am very happy. i missed your fatty ass when you were gone. now if you'll excuse me, me and jammydodger are going to go and use our special vodoo powers to make you worship our vodoo god. oh, and i think i'll make a penis grow out of your head just for fun.

If she's a fake Edna, then why are we bothering? She's just winning by gettng a rile out of you--- DONT LET ANY EDNA WIN!!! fake or not.

Yeah and I will sow up your flapping hole-not not ur mouth ur other hole...so u cant reproduce

# 131 Uh, that made me feel kinda damp in my panties. Is that a sin?

she's not getting a rile out of me....i think she's HILARIOUS!

Wow. Ashlee is one swell sister. It'll come back to bite you in the ass, little miss. Karma's a bitch.

Whos Karma- is he the one that started the booing at the superbowl? I need to buy that man a pint

Maybe this is a dumb question, but isn't it impossible for there to be two Ednas? I thought only one person could have the display name "Edna Brambick." Is that wrong?

I agree that today's Edna has much poorer spelling & grammar than previous Ednas. Of course, there's a good chance she's just totally hammered today.

nah, edna loves it when girls are wet. edna loves hot dripping wet pussy dont ya edna? nothing like fingering a tight cunt while youre eating out an asshole IS THERE EDNA? ya hypocrite... or should i say HIPPOcrite

it looks like Jessica was recovering from a roll in the hay with daddy dearest

#164 I bow down to u

It's day 4 and I couldn't believe the Bambrick phenomenon could have lasted this far. Edna, real or fake, if you really want to make a difference on the internet, stop wasting your time here. Go volunteer as a child abuse detective at your local police department and help them track down child porn.

leave edna the scripture quoting humpback whale alone!

i find it amusing that it's Edna's goal to ban people from speaking their mind on the superficial when she, in fact, was blocked out for a short time for speaking hers. pure beautiful irony.

REPORT THIS BIOTCH

Edna could wipe out the problem of people downloading child porn if she just handed her computer in

edna must have swam away to the lesbian whale cult she came from.

and #170 this is why i love you

No-shes still here with me, shes trying to suck my dobermans balls...
Down boy...no not you Charlie finklestein, I was talking to Edna

I would like to know when it became fashionable to wear your hair over half your face. In my day that hairstyle was used to cover up ugly birthmarks and strawberry milkshakes.
Oh, God, I sound so old.

and Edna is why I love this world...oh yeh Edna right there, thats the spot.......

EDNA, WHERE ARE YOU?????? I've changed my mind. I want to be saved. I want to accept Jesus into my life. help me edna, i have seen the light!

on second thought.....nah.

#176- Hahaha!!!

Ew they're both gross

Oh crap-its nearing midnight, I'd better get to bed...no Edna thats not an invite!

#174

In my day, we wore sensible shoes. Nowadays, all these kids do is "hep out" on "goofballs" and listen to the Fifty-cent rap musical band.

yeah she looks like shit...and im sure she smells like it too...fes shit that is!

3play in da house!

Jessica likes the cock just like her baby sista..they both went down on Fezzzzzz

...I think the headline contains an error. I think it meant to say, Ashlee Simpson IS shit.....dontcha think?

Edna went down on Jessica I bet!

O.k., I leave for like 5 minutes, and........what the fuck happened to this site? Why are you losers wasting space here with your juvenile "she's a lesbian" "you've been reported" shit???? SHUT UP OR GET OFF, no one wants to see this crap. btw if you just can't stand it anymore go to Perez Hilton's site, it's great!!

Libraesque: come on you love the cock too?

thanks for pointing that out, now we can all live happily ever after.

be well

they are both ugly cunts, but i just lo-lo-lo-love ashlee

not.

People-all this talk about people's parts being unsavory
has grown tiresome! Talking about uptight Christians
has also grown tiresome!
Let's stick to the issues here-making fun of foolish
celebs is the point of this website-NOT making fun
of each other! If you can't make someone spit out
their morning coffee as they read, then try harder
to be funny or don't post.

gossipmonger,
Try harder to be funny, or don't post.

The Simpson sisters have big scary man-chins... and I don't mean the houses they live in either!

In the voice of Jan Brady: "Well, all day long at school I hear how great Edna is at this or how wonderful Edna did that! Edna, Edna, Edna!

Let's talk about something else...

You know St. Minutia that's a great idea as this site
is no longer funny-it's just really inane due to
bored people posting boring things but I guess that's
just a part of your charm.

Hey Gossipmonger, the door is thataway. kthxbai.

What's worse than coming to a celeb rag site and posting about other posters? Making whiny posts about posters ragging on posters.

hey, libraesque is here! awesome. any more dish on tom cruise's contracts? (this is jav)

Gossipmonger,

I was quoting verbatim the last line of your post @189. Seeing as how you have no sense of humor, I can understand how you didn't get that I was making fun of you.

Unsavory parts... YUM

191--Tracy--"Man-chins" *funny*!

I had them both back in '82.

Seriously, let's talk about me for a second. I hate every single one of you. You are all jealous of me. I am awesome and totally sweet. You all suck. I am rich. You are all fake I am the only real person in the whole world.

Bailey is the best dog in the world.

No, you're still a douche bag. Scratch that, douche bags serve a purpose. You are used douche water.

I think what needs to be said is that the sad thing here is how Edna's so much more interesting to pick on than easy targets like the blah Simpsons sisters.
I also don't think the above posts were from (the original) Edna.

Ashlee Simpson is the most wonderful creature in the world. Okay, maybe the second most wonderful after Oprah's Minge.

IM JERKING OFF IN A LIBTARDS SALAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

200: "You are all fake I am the only real person in the whole world."

Eeep! That's textbook pschosis, pal. How many dead kids in your crawlspace?

@203 hahahahahah!! Oprah's Minge & Gary do Paris!!! CLASSIC!!!!

189: Can you speak up? I couldn't hear you what with this uptight Christian's unsavory penis in my ear.

Wait??? She's not the shit?

Ashlee looks like a sewer rat with extensions. She's gross. Jessica is at least naturally pretty. With no makeup Ashlee looks like crap.

Ashlee's eyes look like two piss holes in the snow.

200 I don't even want to think about how old they were in 82. Anyone know the statute of limitations on molestation?

#211: why don't you ask their dad, Joe Simpson?

132 "I will stop this nasty internet talk. Just because you are on the internet does not mean you can say what you please."

Actually, we can, it's called the 1st Amendment.

BTW Edna, because of your "arrival" the comments have gotten signifigantly more vulgar. Maybe you should focus your efforts elsewhere... Cause before, this forum was fun to read, and now, it blows... it's just people insulting you instead of insulting celebrities.

It is a blessing to have others posing as me and trying to clean up the internet. Jesus looks down on all of us doing His work and I am sure he is please. The infidels who run the website may be able to ban me but my legacy will continue on. Christians have battled for more than 2000 years for righteousness and will we continue the good fight! Keep on my followers, we will stand together and take on this culture of vulgarity and depravity! http://www.bjnewlife.org/english/ebook/ebook_edition.php?bid=65

Edna's back! She was at Lane Bryant. They had muumuus 20% off today.

I just thinking that Jess and Ashlee should really wrastle in the nude to determine who is hotter. Joe Simpson will referee. The first sister who gets Joe to blow his load on her tits wins.

My money is on Jess, as she has more experience with convincing performances. Ashlee is well known to be a faker. And Jess has always been "daddy's little girl".

Damn if she's hotter than Jessica then I am too!

I think Ashlee would be a demon in bed and a better fuck but not hotter than Jessica.

I would take both. I mean, why not? Any arguments against that?

First!!!

Edna I reported you for being a crazy religious freak. Jesus hates you. He told me himself. He thinks you are a moron. He told me you are going to hell.

I think we should all pray for Edna's soul.

This Edna is fake, where the hell are the all-cap screams?

#18 - I'm sure Edna doesn't mean to misspell so often, it's just that it's sooo hard to type with her massively fat fingers.

@174 and 181

Don't forget about the kids these days smoking all those marijuana cigarettes.

Has Ashley failed to notice her nose is huge? I think so....and furthermore, they are both hideous!!!

@223
My mommy and daddy just left. Now I can get really high on reefer, put in my 50 Cents tape and try to get my bangs to hide the shiner dad gave me for touching myself down there.

We are all just jealous.

I used to work for the Daily Record.

FACT.

No matter how bad Jessica may look sometimes, that doesn't make Ashlee any hot. She will always be ugly as shit no matter how her sister Jessica looks.

#196, hey Jav, thanks for the shout, but for now I'm bowing out of this site, it's become completely un-readable. I'm over at Perez talking the right kind of trash, about celebrities!!!!!

Hi everyone... I have been reading all of your outrageous comments for months now - I love you all! I finally signed in all because of Edna. I am gonna have to think of something clever so I can be reported too!

#230: There is no need to be clever, read some of the other reported posts. All you need to do to be reported is be vulgar.

Use some swear words like Cunt, Pussy, Dickhole, Cum Dumpster, or Balloon Knot.

someone need to cut their damn chins off.

Oh Edna. Let's get to the root of your deep seated psychological issues. Why do you hate the 1st Amendment so much? Did it kill your father and rape your mother? What makes you think you know what Jesus or God wants? Just because you masturbate to your velvet Last Supper picture doesn't mean that you know what Jesus wants. We all know Jesus saves....at Bank of America, so drop the charade please.

"I got lucky because my chest size isn't completely massive."

Since when is that a good thing?

I saw MeganHarris doing Edna with a strap-on under the bleachers at school today.

The Simpsons... They Are Just Funny... Peace Out...

<3 #209 and #210 <3 lol

WHatever. Jessica Is Cuter Than Ashlee.

and if ashlee DID get cuter than she was before, its cuz she has all that plastic surgery. Jessica didnt need to.

i think what she said about her sister isnt cool and i almost dont believe its true.