Apr 27 2006Angelina Jolie is still really pretty

First!

She may be hot, but that "I love Billy Bob" tattoo would be a total deal breaker for me.

Now here is another pretty face, not like that ugly ass Kirsten Fuckface!

Anyone else had problems with SF's new server? I can view this site from work, but not home. What gives?

Hey BigJim, my sister is totally bummed because she can't view it at work anymore?

By the way, I could spend a month on her lips, so totally turns me lezbo.

angie, in my opinion, will ALWAYS be pretty....unlike most of the other loosers PEOPLE put as "most beautiful".....wont name names...;)

Not only is Kirstie a big fat fatty (yes, still), she is another fucking whack job scientologist.

Maybe they meant "beautiful" in the spiritual sense. Edna was on there, right?

Nope, I havent had any problems as of yet but thanx BigJim you just jinxed me. :P

#6:

"loosers"? Do you mean people with really loose vaginas? Like you and Edna?

#10: hahaha... I can't stand SweatySweatyWishICouldLandAMan's comments... Do the 7th graders have the day off? Is it a holiday?

@4

"I can view this site from work, but not home. What gives?"

Maybe it's because you live in an igloo? Not that there's anything wrong with that. Seriously, though, I had a few problems getting on yesterday. It just did the thing where it would sit there for a reallly long time and then the connection would time out. Pretty lame.

As far as Angelina goes, Good Lord, she is a specimen. I can't fathom how someone like her came from Jon Voigt of all people. I think I'll add her on to my list of people that I'm allowed to have sex with if opportunity ever arises. I'll pencil her in right under Eddie Vedder.

THAT STUPID LIBTARD ANGELINA JOLIE, I JERKED OFF IN HER SALAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG it's lara Croft from that Indiana Jones movie!

People is boring. All they do is suck up to celebrities so they'll talk. And their list is boring too. same old same old.

World's most beautiful family? Wat the hell?!

In spite of my love for the cock...Angelina turns me lesbo too. And so does Jessica Alba. Ooo...fantasies of bionic lesbionic threesomes...

This list typically makes me want to puke shards of my own pelvis into a bush.

I'm with you Zanna! That's why God created dildos on the 1st day!

If anyone has a hard time getting in from work it's probably a firewall/filter deal your company put in. I can't shop at Victoria's Secret until I go home. DAMN THE MAN.

@17

That's hawt!

Is that boyfriend stealer bitch the new MeganHarris?

I can tolerate Jolie's acting and appreciate her body, but something about her face just bugs the shit out of me. I think it is the fact that her fucking lips take up half of her face. Even with those gint dick cushions, she probably still gives terrible BJs. I'm not saying I'd tell her 'no' if she started unbottoning my 501s with those big ass fish lips.

mamacita:

You're right, I do live in a igloo, but we still have high speed Internet. What's your cardboard box got?

A horrifying cubicle awaits me in a few minutes. But I was happy to see the Jolie as queen in the People facebook again. Now she gets to fuck the captain of the football team. That's OK, she'll still feel tight once I get in past the used part. Ugly though - fat lips and such. I mean me. I think.

@24

Now, I'm going to cry. I WISH I had a cardboard box.

P.S. We're kidding here, right? Or do you still hate me?

Oh, and as far as that boyfriend stealer bitch goes, I think I hate her even more than I hate MeganHarris. At least MeganHarris' stupid remarks are brief and not long, badly punctuated ramblings that make me want to punch my monitor.

@17
good choices
I would love to be seduced Catherine Zeta Jones and Jennifer Connelly

@27

Jennifer Connelly desperately needs an eyebrow wax.

mama @12, Steven Tyler used to be at the top of my list, until I saw that awful picture of Janice Dickinson at the gay bar. Now I am just having nightmares.

I would love for a plane to fly into Kirstie Alley, and they could make a movie called United 94 flies into a disgusting fat woman and kills most of her.

Angelina is hot. Soon you'll be hearing about the Land-Gelina romance.

mamacita:

I don't hate you. I actually think I might love you. People who have such a level of tension in their relationships often have the wildest sex together. Don't you think?

Jennifer Connellys eyebrows works for me.

As for Brangelina, I want a home video out on the net as soon as possible. How does Jolie act you think? Like, oh I'm more drrrrty than xstina, say my name Braddy boy! Or do you think she's more like, OMG OMG that's Brad banging me, I'm so stunned I just go for the cold fish position.

I can't access this site at work, had me on a delusional conspiracy theory about my boss for awhile, then I realised I was on acid, so all is well. What gives SF? I need this site at work, otherwise I actually have to earn my money. FUCK!

I would so go down on Angelina, while BigJim filmed it.

I missed out on all the Edna bashing last night on the Ashlee is shit post (because I can't get SF at my igloo), but then after reading them realized that it wasn't the real Edna.

Real Edna, like BigJim, doesn't misspell words (very often). Oh, crap. Does that mean that Edna is my alter ego? I keep having these blanked out episodes where I wake up in front of my computer, with the SF on my browser.

Time for a prescription for Haldol.

Anyway, fake Edna has loads of typos and spelling errors, and I haven't been blacking out lately either.

Coincidence?

krisdylee:

I'm setting the camera up on a tripod and getting in on the action. Not because of Angelina, but because I totally want YOU, baby.

Awww, crap. Time to clean off the keyboard again.

BTW, Mr_White_Crazy-Ass_American, what gives? Here's a hint, don't EVER oversuse a new word, otherwise the wrath of Osh shall rain down upon your pimply head. Liptard is OLD...sort of like your crusty, poo-stained underwear.

#10 youd be really embarassed to find out that you are talking about a 12 year olds vagina. or hey, maybe not...

i think her mom let her use her computer for the day.

Time to clean my mouse again...

13---What the hell is a "LIBTARD"???????

Land-Gelina.......SOM !!!!!

For some reason I am hungry for a Libtard salad.........

Not anymore, she's damaged goods now.

#40 I'm going to safely assume its an insanely witty take on the words "liberal" and "retard".

Liberals are the new "communist" in this country, last I heard liberals were rounding up blind & crippled kids to molest.

#38:

A 12-year-old can have a massive, Edna-sized vagina if they fist themselves often enough. Just ask your sister.

#30 "Land-gelina" hee, hee.

#40 I think "libtard" is a clever moniker for "liberals". "Jerking off" in someone's "salad" is a euphamism for being violently gang-raped by Aryans in prison.

what's a libtard? this is like the third time i've heard it from the guy who apparently like's to jerk off in celebrities salads.

@43
no, that would be conservative homeland security agents

ooohhhh...

lol, oh!

I'm actually waiting on the Land-Pitt romance. Sounds like a toxic waste dump.

I haven't seen Papa around for a long time. I wonder if Edna ate him.

@51:

Probably having the same server issues, since I believe he lives in a tree house.

I used to think she's hot, until I saw a pic of her WITHOUT make-up.
I'm traumatized...
She's ugly...
Nothing left to believe in..

@31

"People who have such a level of tension in their relationships often have the wildest sex together. Don't you think?"

That's so weird@!!!! That's what my husband always says right after he kicks me in the vagina!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the Angelina who scarfed up muff like it was her last meal? Around the circuit her lips were known as "hair pie platter." How I miss them.

Check out Edna working her magic here:
http://thestormtrack.com/archives/2005/09/the_latest_mode.html

Angelina Jolie is absolutely gorgeous in side and out. She is not like almost every other celebrity with their lipservice about how they follow a cause. Angelina actually believes in causes and does everything and anything she can for them.

#44: damn baby, thats cold

lol @ 54

bitch is played out like edna bambrick. i'm sick of seeing her face everywhere. she can eat it and go away. there's a line of blood-drinking bisexuals with genetically perfect features waiting to replace her. and they're not going to find god and start feeding crusty thirdworld orphan for publicity.

I can't wait for her three headed baby to be born.

Yeah OK she might look fine now but just picture what she is going to look like 10 years from now. It could go either way. She could be Britney ("I just had a baby y'all! Y'all are so mean! Pass the Cheetos! Who took my shoes?") or she could be Teri Hatcher ("Food? What is food? If I put on enough makeup maybe it will hide my skeletal face and my crow's feet. And maybe people will notice me if I tell everybody about my child molestation/affair with Ryan Seacrest/lightbulb in the eye.") Only with giant lips like Janice Dickinson. Have I created a nice visual image for all of you to enjoy now? You're welcome.

@23

Those 'big ass fish lips' is EXACTLY why I want to look down and she her between my legs...while I'm rubbing Jessica Alba's naked ass. And I do love the cock so you can watch as I enjoy ogling your rock hard erection.....

ooo, I think I need to be alone. If anyone is looking for me I'll be in the ladies room in the handi-capped stall...I think I'm going to need that bar to hold onto.

DUH! She's HOT!

She also made the cut for "Biggest Homewrecker" of the year and was voted in high school "Most Likely Chick to Turn Lesbian", but I guess that doesn't get as much press.

#7 and to all you other slimy slugs...there is NO such thing as a "whack job scientologist" To be a Scientologist you must possess the ability to empower yourself. Something none of you no nothing about..TOM CRUISE IS #1! SCIENTOLOGY RULES!

sherry-cumbucket:

I "know" that you don't "no" nothing about anything important, like how scientology has brainwashed you into thinking LRH had a massive wang, and e-meters are cool, and how I'm just a big meany because of all those nasty thetans running through my body.

You dont need to be RUDE! Maybe Ill start REPORTING you all just like EDNA does!

"no nothing about"
sherry-co, its supposed to be know. i can abuse you for this because it wasnt a typo and it wasnt a figner slip, you obvbiously never went to school, cause they teach you the difference between no and know in the fucking first grade.
i dont know if youre for real about scientology and tom cruise, or if you just desperatley want attention, but youre pretty pathetic and sad, and if you think everone on here is a slimy slug (you obviously lack the wit to come up with anything else) then why are you here? i dont go to certain places where i know things i like will be bashed so why do you bother. this all leads me to believe it is just a desperate attempt to get attention.

go die please you cunt rag.

Be quiet, I need total silence to empower myself. It's part of the Scientologists Creed that I should just empower myself silently and not visit any websites or engage in any whack job Scientologist discussions while I am empowering myself. No wait, I forgot the part where I am supposed to go on websites and defend Scientology to people who will think I am a total whack job. I must be a slimy slug. SCIENTOLOGY RULES!

Sherry-co: why don't you go "empower yourself" of the Golden Gate Bridge? For once, you'll be doing something entertaining for the rest of us.

Well now, you all hurt my feelings. Freedom of Speech goes both ways! You ppl express your opinions, why is it wrong for me to express mine??

#65 - You are a total FUCKTARD. Why don't you threaten to report us to Tom Cruise? There are such things as whack job Scientwatogists - you are a shining example. I'm sure that when Katie told Tom to go to Rome and leave her and a baby that's not even a week old, it sounded more like, "Get the fuck out! YOU'RE SCARING THE BABY! QUIT EATING HER SHITTY DIAPERS!"
CHRIST IS COOL! YEA GOD! CHRISTIANITY IS #1! You are a textbook fucking idiot.

Hi TaiTai! I'm not ignoring you! I've been busy and I'll holla soon!

you could express all you want, and we can abuse you all we want. we abuse you because you are just too stupid for words. aint america grand? now shut shut the fuck up.

#71:

Because they, like you, are stupid.

sherry-cunt is the new Edna.

Then I will continue to exercise my right to Freedom of Speech and will express my opinion anytime I like. Im NOT going ANYWHERE!! So get used to me LOSERS! Oh and JACQ is ready for another 12" he is sooo reamed out!

I used to live across from the Chruch of Scientology headquarters in Boston. My landlord (among others) couldn't stand them because they harrased people *constantly* and drove down the property value in the immediate area, which is a big deal in the Back Bay section of Boston.

Nice apartment. Too bad my Thetan roommate was an asshole who never did the dishes.

Maybe your Buddy BIG JIM can help you out with that JACQ!! ha ha..ha...ha..

why do you write the same thing over and over again? i mean, can you really be this stupid and dim? can you? is it possible! answer me woman! i'd like to beat the shit out of you with land-mans 18" cock

Oh so you are another of JACQ's Butt Buddies SPATZ...Im sorry I didn't know..otherwise I would have given you your kudos too..forgive me...I hope I can make it up to you one day..until then..heres your KUDOS for being part of the JACQ BUTT BUDDY CLUB!! You all have monthly meetings also? Put your names in a hat and swap BUTT BUDDY Partners to mix it up abit? Sorry Im just curious is all..

Hey Sherry,
Here's some quotes from your pill-popping wackjob of a founder:

"THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN CONTROL PEOPLE IS TO LIE TO THEM. You can write that down in your book in great big letters. The only way you can control anybody is to lie to them."

- L. Ron Hubbard, "Off the Time Track," lecture of June 1952, excerpted in JOURNAL OF SCIENTOLOGY issue 18-G, reprinted in TECHNICAL VOLUMES OF DIANETICS & SCIENTOLOGY, vol. 1, p. 418

"Having viewed slum clearance projects in most major cities of the world may I state that you have conceived and created in the Johannesburg townships what is probably the most impressive and adequate resettlement activity in existence."

- L. Ron Hubbard in a letter to H.F. Verwoerd (widely considered to be the architect of South Africa’s apartheid system) dated November 7, 1960, reprinted in K.T.C. Kotzé, INQUIRY INTO THE EFFECTS AND PRACTICES OF SCIENTOLOGY, p. 59, Pretoria 1973
"MAKE MONEY. MAKE MORE MONEY. MAKE OTHER PEOPLE PRODUCE SO AS TO MAKE MORE MONEY."

- L. Ron Hubbard, Hubbard Communications Office Policy Letter, 9 March 1972, MS OEC 384

ENEMY SP Order. Fair game. May be deprived of property or injured by any means by any Scientologist without any discipline of the Scientologist. May be tricked, sued or lied to or destroyed."

- L. Ron Hubbard, Hubbard Communications Office Policy Letter, 18 October 1967

[SP = Suppressive Person a.k.a. critic of Scientology]

"I’d like to start a religion. That’s where the money is."

- L. Ron Hubbard to Lloyd Eshbach, in 1949; quoted by Eshbach in OVER MY SHOULDER: REFLECTIONS ON A SCIENCE FICTION ERA, Donald M. Grant Publisher. 1983

"When somebody enrols, consider he or she has joined up for the duration of the universe - never permit an ‘open-minded’ approach... If they enrolled, they’re aboard, and if they’re aboard they’re here on the same terms as the rest of us - win or die in the attempt. Never let them be half minded about being Scientologists... When Mrs. Pattycake comes to us to be taught, turn that wandering doubt in her eye into a fixed, dedicated glare… The proper instruction attitude is, ‘We'd rather have you dead than incapable.’"

- L. Ron Hubbard, KEEPING SCIENTOLOGY WORKING, 7 February 1965, reissued 27 August 1980

"I’m drinking lots of rum and popping pinks and greys."

- L. Ron Hubbard in a 1967 letter to his wife, written during the period when he was creating Scientology’s secret "upper levels." (Bent Corydon and L. Ron Hubbard, Jr. a.k.a. Ronald DeWolf, L. RON HUBBARD: MESSIAH OR MADMAN? Random House 1989)

There's lots more where that came from. You REALLY think this is something worth investing your time and, oh yeah, lots of MONEY into? Hmm?

#81

You rock.

lol what are butt buddies? actually, i usually never post comments, just when something inspires me, and you've inspired me.
i'm convinced youre not for real. i think you just want attention and here everyone (including me) has fallen for it. not anymore.

i actually feel bad about this because i'm sure youre like 13, so i'm not going to comment to you anymore. i dont want your mom to get mad.

WHOA!! You have WAYYYYYYYYYY too much time on your hands Feed_Me_Chocolate Did you run out of chocolate? Hurry run out and get more before you really make an ass of yourself. You must be HUGE!! ENORMOUS!! Anyone who eats Chocolate like you has got to have a weight problem..luckily for me...I dont

sherry-cumbucket:

Admit it, you're a big fat fatty, aren't you? Yes you are, you big fat fatty. One of the quotes that got left out is that L Ron said, "I really like giving it to big fat fatties." So you've been drinking gallons of cum so you can be a big fat fatty and commune with your big fat fatty of a spiritual leader.

Go to hell, you fat fatty.

oh and one last thing sherry co

l. ron hubbard AND jesus hate you.

Such a witty comeback, Sherry. Are those your big guns? You conveniently avoided the glaring evidence, hm?

And no, I not fat. I happen to be perfectly healthy. Physically AND mentally, which is way more than can be said for you, precious.

Maybe YOU should spend a little more time investigating your "religion" (cult) before swallowing Ron's shizz.

There's a fucking Journal of Scientology? What are you kidding? What's next? The American Royal Society of TCLTC Press?

This scares the shit out of me.

OMG Zanna is going to go lesbo with two women! and she still loves the cock!! OMG that is sooooo haaawwwttt! and now she is going to go masturbate!! omg i can't take it, this is all sooo haawwt... a woman masturbating and fantasizing about other women.... how novel and original and truly shocking

Sherry-Co, if the ``you eat too much chocolate'' defense doesn't work, you could always go for the ``I'm rubber and you're glue'' rebuttal. Good luck with that.
P.S. Zanna #62, you make my pockets tight. Send pictures as soon as you can.

I think #90 was trying to be sarcastic. I'm not sure though.

Sarcasm is my middle name BigJim!!

PS Zanna look at #91!! OMG It's working!!! People on the InTeRnEt are getting excited about what you said!!! OMG this is all so titillating!! thank you Zanna!! I love it when people come to message boards to be shocking!! I mean hardly anyone does it! So it is always a breath of fresh air when someone comes and starts talking about being bi and masturbating and Angelina Jolie and how they'd go lesbo for her!! Yaaayyy!

I can make my massive pectoral muscles jiggle to music.

Anyone turned on yet?

93 - Why are you mad? Please offer some new, creative, and "shocking" ways to make everyone horny or shut the fuck up.

Jesus was buried in Kashmir.

Mmmm Big Jim, that is sexxxay! Stop it or I am going to have to pull out my vibrator (you know, the one that I ALWAYS take with me everywhere, because you never know when I will have the sudden urge to masturbate -- yes, I am that horny ALL THE TIME!!)and run to the bathroom, and everyone in the building will hear my moans of ecstasy!!! and when I climax i am going to scream out that i'd go lesbo for angelina jolie

#95 -- how about announcing going lesbo for Condi Rice

Oh god I think something in my brain just popped

98 - That'll do, innit. That'll do.

Take any average good looking girl,give her millions+tons of cosmetic surgeries(nose,lips etc)..Thats Angelina!Whatever..

@54
Mama, that's also what the girl who kicked me in the penis said! I have to admit, I've never shot a load that high before, but the bloody discharge is a little disconcerting.

Sherry-Co is MeganHarris without the lithium.

First of all INNIT. I wasn't TRYING to be shocking. Shocking is what I do at the Foxy Lady in Rhode Island at my second job. But I've obviously hit some kind of nerve with you. I'll make it better baby...come and suck on my left tit, because the right one is MUCH TOO POWERFUL FOR YOU.

On a side note, it's nice to see that Rockter lives about 20 minutes from me.

@100

Ever seen pictures of Angelina Jolie as a young girl? It's not plastic surgery, as tempting as that thought may be.

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2005/03/08/young-angelina-jolie-vs-young-jennifer-aniston/

Read it and weep.

Innit - that "popping" in your head you spoke of earlier:

http://www.brainaneurysm.com/

Feel better...

#15

I completely agree

Big Jim:

re: 94 - can you do that to music? Cuz I'd like to see that.

Jim - what I meant was...you CAN do that to music? not can you..cuz you already said you can.

Zanna:

You should see me do it to Beethoven's Fifth.

"89. Posted by nbk on April 27, 2006 02:21 PM
There's a fucking Journal of Scientology? What are you kidding? What's next? The American Royal Society of TCLTC Press?"

There's a magazine for every keyboard-spewing jacktard out there (and I mean that spewing part as a compliment). There's a whole magazine devoted to WALKING for god's sake. WALKING. WTF? Who needs to read a magazine about WALKING?

BigJim, keep those boobs jangling. I'm getting hot. ::::sending you a subscript to Jiggling Pecs Monthly"

*sidles up to Big Jim* Can you do it with your pecs AND your penis??

I am reporting all disgusting posts.

Edna, I found your cat....you want it back or can I keep it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAx095dwORk&search=masturbation

Can I be in the Jacq butt buddy club? What are the membership requirements? Is there hazing? Oh please, please let there be hazing!

And it will be it still for very a long time!!

http://www.lezlife.com

JESUS CHRIST EDNA!!!!I missed the fuck out of you on tuesday, but these guy are ripping each other...give it a rest...sherry-co is the anti-christ...worry about that!!!

Kirstie Alley and Ryan Seacrest made the cut, EGADS they're REALLY reaching there, what ever happened to the entire cast of That 70s Show, why didn't they make it, they're like on three different channels these days!

Chocolate-covered pizza? That should be on the cover or People, screw the preggers woman.

Sherry-co strikes me as a deeply-closeted lezbo, who in the darkest recesses of her slimy little heart, wants to be a bad girl... Listen, bitch, if you have nice titties and a tight pussy, I'll take you there. You gotta do me first though.

Wait, cancel that.... Zanna, what are you doing tonight? Me, I hope....

Huh, can you tell I never got to experience my bi-curious intentions in college... I have to cry and rub myself now...

Mateo's got the spanish PEOPLE version where they chose Jennifer Lopez instead of Jolie.

Click on my name to go there.

(i feel like i'm said this already)

#43 I laughed my ass off.

Sherry-co you sure spend a lot of time trying to defend yourself to people you call ignorant.
Don't you have some kool-aid to drink?

And no one said it was wrong for you to express your opinion, just don't expect people to embrace your weird fucking Tom Cruise fetish, and your incoherent blather about your B Rate hippy sci-fi religion.

and all I got to say about Angelina,
Don't be playa hatin'.

*sigh* The mass media has annointed Angelina as beautiful again. I suppose if they repeat it long enough, and shoot me up with enough Thorazine, I'll eventually start to believe it.

I really don't get it about her. She definitely drips sex (when she isn't knocked up, banging her brother, or banging Billy Bob), but beauty?? I just don't see it.

Edna needs to get a life. I wish the editor of this site would leave a message and set her straight.

Anyone read #55? http://thestormtrack.com/archives/2005/09/the_latest_mode.html

Go to Edit>Find>Edna. Takes one second. She's doing this on other sites. How pathetic.

Get a life, Edna. BTW, who exactly are you reporting to? King of the Internet? Bill Gates?

@119

Meet me at the porn shop...Let me know it's you by pulling my hair and biting my neck (don't forget to call me your dirty slut).. Then, we will proceed to do it right there in the open in front of everyone.

LOL...no, that doesn't do it justice...

ha ha ha ha ha ha...gasp...wheeze....knee slap...ha ha ha

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/quote_of_the_day/quote_of_the_day_20060427.php

The site posts by Pereze are great (I love when he writes I SUCK on people) but the commenters are so weak.

It's good to see thesuperficial write a headline without irony for a change. Really pretty is actually an understatement. Love her or hate her, there's no doubt that she is stunningly gorgeous.

I think Slimey-Slug is the name of Sherry's favorite vibrator. The one with the head shaped like TC and the little patented 'fist pumping clit tickler'. I am so happy that I can't get a true visual of that monstrous nightmare in my head. It's all kinda blurry...

BTW... I left Papa tied to a Crepe Myrtle outside Blanco's bedroom window. Naked, except for assless chaps, smeared with peanut butter and topped with flaked coconut. I beat him with a dog grooming brush and then used a home-waxing kit to put my initials in his pubic hair.

He cried at first. Only for a little while. I think my maniacal laughing drowned out his girlish sobs. I ran when the dogs showed up... I guess I should maybe check on him.

Her last movie was what, 10 years ago? Nice stunts, it got the world's attention for sure.

So many women, only one solution. Orgy, hell yeah I said it. Let's rock. I eat more cat than a pack of wild dogs.

I want to be in the Jacq butt buddy club too. Please oh please pick me. I want our asses to talk to each other, like buddies, or like talking donkeys. (yeah it was a stretch, so what)

Someone want to tell me what kind of Bizarro world we are in when that "family" is named the most beautiful family in the world?

Poor Jen. I hope she won't buy this issue. Seeing those pictures of the happiest and Prettiest family chilling in the magnificient Namibian sands....that hurts.
I also hope she haven't seen the famous segment of Angelina having a giggling attack while being interviewed on national TV, on NBC.
Keep the faith Jen. You should form a betrayed women group with say...Heather Locklear.

129,130 - let's make babies. I Shit You Not. ISYN, SOM, BBQ, KKK.

OMG Zanna sorry i couldn't respond earlier, I was on a flight!!OMG so what is your second job at this place? Do you play ping pong with your vagina?? Because i love shocking women it is soooo hawwt! Especially on the InTeRnEt when they come to message boards to prove how hawt and shocking they are!!! So awesome man keep it up!!!

#10 and 11
no i did NOT mean ME!!!
im no celeb, im no model or anything like that!!!!! and sorry, im a tight one. ? uh no, if you read some of my other posts regarding her ( check the britney ones) edna is justa dumbass who needs to get bent! heehee!!!
as for 11, what gives? im in my 20s!!!!
just poting opinions on here, is that ok with you????? besides, sorry you dont like my name, but / thought it was cute
PS i HAVE a man, weve been together for 5 years, and no hostitlity, i mean it, 11, but i wouldnt like, live UP to the name i just picked....its like a screen name!
anyway, please dont pick on me just cuz i dont happen to think that some of the models from "deal or no deal" are THAT beautiful!
is THAT ok with YOU?

licky-licky, can you give me the exact address of that tree?? this may be my only chance at papa!!!

whoo-eeee!

Just drive past the Governor's mansion in Baton Rouge. I'm sure you'll hear his gnashing and wailing in the distance.

I checked on him today. There were a few ants on his balls... there was a lot of coconut stuck there. I didn't brush them off because the coconut was shaped like Edna's face, and the only thing I could think of that was better than Papa in his position was Papa in his position with Edna's face on his balls.

@137

Pretty much nothing you do is ok.

SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer is in fact Rachel Ray.
So, to recap:
*MeganHarris is Jessica Simpson
*Fisher55 is Ashlee Simpson
*SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer is Rachel Ray
*Realist2006 is a 15 year old white kid from Portland
*BigJim is a fag
...and there's so much more I just can't keep track. Somebody please start a spreadsheet in Excel so we can get this straightened out.

cool, im glad nothing i do is ok with mama--
or osh gosh....damn, and all this time i thought they were pretty cool
i really dont think BigJim is a "fag"

@142

We ARE pretty cool. Our coolness demands that we hate you.

For the record, chocolate covered pizza is ver healthy, as long as it is dark choclate, the crust is not white flour, and it's real tomato paste and mozzarella. Enjoy!

Kirstie Alley aside, everyone has different oppinions, but i don't see anything special in Angelina Jolie. I think she is a very average woman with very large lips...or what i'd like to call DSL. I hope some of you will pick up on that! haha! Anyways, if she can make it in that list than i can be on that list...and btw i'm not that pretty of a person!

How could she be beautiful if she is just a spitting image of her dad? She really looks like her dad in drag....AND THAT'S NOT BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *puke*