April 27, 2006

Angelina Jolie is huge

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Word on the street is that Angelina Jolie is pregnant. Nice try, but I'm not buying it. Do pregnant people have huge fat bellies that look like they're storing something the size of a small infant in there? I rest my case, your honor.


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Comments

hmmm, she looks like an actual person. hooray for getting knocked up!

Wow, she looks like a balloon...

Anne Curry has a nasty nipply looking tumor on her sternum.

Now her gut is almost as big as her floatation device lips.

PS I think the baby's daddy is her brother.

Hot damn, fifth.

Dang that Angelina for still looking great
as a pregnantosaur. I wonder if the baby will have fake wax lips ike hers?

That's a-freakin' great picture!

I must admit that Jolie is a beautiful woman but that whole making-out-with-her-brother thing makes me ill. And the fact that she had intercourse with nasty Billy Bob Thornton doesn't help either. :::shudders:::

Four different shades of brown and none of them match. Plus the boots look stoopit.

hmmm... her outfit is real nice and sweet and down to earth and wholesome... everything that she is the direct oppose of... SLUT… I don’t know maybe she’s trying to change… Nah, she’s still a SLUT…

$10 Bucks the baby comes out black... She might have been spending to much quality time in Africa without Brad ;)

#7

Not only did she have sex with ol' billy-bob, but at the time she was proud to exclaim that it was that extra special kind of sex... BOOTY-LOVE!!! apparently she likes it in the brown eye... old brownie... but then what girl doesn't!?!?!!

Did anyone notice the Superficial editor is using my 'word on the street' line? Anyone???

You hear and you hear me good, you pigfuckers! I demand my check for 42 cents! My brother's a lawyer! Well, he's a legal secretary, but he reads a lot.
Assholes.

That is SO a fake pregnancy!!! Obviously a prosthetic pad under that shirt. Carrying Brad's turkey baster Scientology child......wait. Shit sorry. Wrong celebrity freaks.

She's a nutter... crazy people shouldn't be allowed to have kids. I wonder if she still keeps the electric chair she bought around the house.

GOD!!This is like a dream come true! I've had a thing for pregnant women, Angelina Jolie, and Anne Curry for years. Now if only they were showering together instead of standing around sweating in Africa, my fantasy world would be complete!!!

All of you haters can eat glass...she is beautiful...and unlike everyone else we read about on here..she actually does good with her money...who cares if she like it in the ass...or with females...SHES NORMAL HUMAN WITH HER OWN FETISHES...but she gives a lot more of a damn about children and poverty than a lot of stuck up actors/actress....

Another way to look at it would be that if she would have stuck to anal, she wouldn’t be knocked-up and in that godforsaken hell-hole named Africa. Plus she wouldn't be wearing that shitty outfit!

She looks like a normal pregnant lady, wow...too bad she's fucking nuts, she doesn't even know who Brad is...

And WTF is with those heavy boots??! It's Africa, for fuck's sakes. Everyone else is in sandals. Maybe she was packing for Lake Como.

The Superficial owes me money. I'm going to use it to take Ann Curry out on a nice date and seduce her with jewelry and tickets to the opera.

Tataho...Is Jolie good just because she travels around the world buying kids for her collection. Not so long ago thousands of women did this same thing, only difference was they were Beanie Babies and not humans. But no one ever thought of these overweight, middle-aged women as philanthropists!!!

#7 I never heard the pooper comment but it doesn't surprise me. She's freaky. Also, Anne Curry seems enamored by Jolie. I wonder if they are lovers? We all know Jolie has a thing for Asian women.

#16

Oh please don’t get me wrong, I’m not in anyway offended that she like pooper-packing. On the contrary, I’m jealous of billy-bob, because I wanted to be the one packing her fudge.

Maybe after Brad’s done, I can get in there ??????

45. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 27, 2006 05:55 PM
Hey guys, word on the street is Edna Bambrick is reporting all disgusting posts!
35. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 26, 2006 06:27 PM
Word on the street is a male stripper poked her in the eye with his "cocktail straw" when she was out partying with Janice Dickinson the other night.
You know, because on the streets them niggaz got to know the deal - Terri Hatcher ain't exactly what it do, feel me?
157. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 25, 2006 08:56 PM
Word on the street is, Tom Cruise loves the cock.

What's with the stupid head scarf? She's looking sort of matronly. I wonder if Brad is rethinking his decision. No, probably not. He sold his manhood months ago. Maybe Angelina will let him look at it after the baby is born.

Shit! Even dressed like a slob & pregnant out to there, she still looks better than any woman alive. There is no hope.

This is all a big fucking conspiracy, and it has something to do with MeganHarris, Rachel Ray, Edna, SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer, the Editor, Rush Limbaugh, Scientology, and the voices in my head.
And before anyone says it, yes, I fucking invented that phrase so please go fuck yourself you asshole idiot.

God, what I wouldn't do for just one day of hot lesbian action with her...

Not nice being pregnant, unless your carrying an tom cruises alien inside.

Alright everyone who thinks she looks like a boat-(including the Superfish guy) ...

Anyone with half a brain knows that you gain weight when pregnant...Doesn't seem like shes gained weight anywhere except her stomach. She also just picked an unflattering outfit. Those babydoll tops or whatever the shit those are called don't look good on anyone...I dont care if you ARE britney spears. They suck.

yeah, she's beautiful, yeah I'd turn lesbian for Angelina Jolie, and yeah i dont give a crap what retard MeganHarris/sherry-co/Satan says. go worship elron hubbard or whatever you scientologists do.

#22

Oh yeah, you got a big time anal-girl there. Don’t you remember when her and BB got out of their limo at the Oscars or one of things, and the reporters asked them what they where doing in there, and BB said "our" favorite thing in the whole world anal sex... Then there was a British mag that carried an interview with her that reference that she dug getting the gaping anus treatment as much as possible !!!

@27

"And before anyone says it, yes, I fucking invented that phrase so please go fuck yourself you asshole idiot."

Yes, I believe that you invented that phrase (mostly because I'm afraid of what you'll do if I say I don't believe you), but you know what? The key is, to get that shit PATENTED. That's where the money is. Word.

I'd hit it....without the baby bump of course!

It'd be cool if she died during childbirth.

I hate celebrities who are assholes and lousy actors and are merely enjoying the cult of celebrity because they were born famous and never had to work a goddamn day in their fucking lives, and neither will her fucking spoiled brat.

Who's the chick next to Angelina? Shes looks hot in torquiose, Mmmm maybe not.

32 - Thank you for aknowledging that I am right and they are wrong because I really need attention. Also, patents are for faggots. When I say something, even if it is the word "bathroom", no one else can say it without my permission. If you do not have my permission you must call it something else like "the shit depository" or "the room where I lock myself in to cry and cut myself with razors." Whatever works for the individual.

oshkoshb-goshdammgosh, word on the street is go fuck yourself funny boy.

Minus the boots...she looks beautiful...there's really nothing catty to say...oh what a horrible woman, she adopted 2 poverty stricken children...let's pick on Britney, I can get into that.

lurking inside of her womb is the celebrity messiah; the most beautiful and powerful baby ever to grace the earth. Suri Cruise will be this child's nemesis and one day in the future they will fight to the death...damn, i need to get some sleep
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

1. I think she looks GORGEOUS, preggo and all.

2. Who the fuck cares what she wears in Africa? Look behind her at the locals. TOTALLY red-carpet material--all of them. (I esp like those puke-green-and-ocre velvetine pants with the white flip-flops. BTW, is that person lying on the ground? WTF?)

3. This is totally unrelated, but I just wanted to share. It's cool when someone's too fucking stupid to kill himself with a nail gun. Next, he'll survive having his head cut off and shoved up his ass...
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/21/nail.gun.ap/index.html

Obadass - Funny thing is if you move outside your narrow-minded asshole...or head whichever,...every picture you see her in with HER kids...shes the one taking care of them (holding them)...not some nanny or whoever walking with them. I give her much respect for that...now go back to the shopping network and continue buying into your collection of "bull-shit" liners...

#41...exactly.

And I'm on Prednisone so no arguments or I might lose it...haha. :P

Brad Pitt has to be the luckiest SOB on the planet to nail Paltrow, Anniston and now Jolie.

I do feel sorry for the baby. The kid has zero chance at a normal life, however, has a 1000% chance at a better life than Suri.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith sucked, though, except for the part where she called him a pussy.

Isn't it about time for someone to post "Tom Cruise loves cock" ?

While she is certainly not ugly-she is definitely NOT the best looking woman alive...yet she is 1,000 times better than most of Hollywood

TaftHartley, that's the word on the street? I thought those niggas had my back, but I guess I better just go fuck myself then. Holla.

I think she looks cute. She needs to get the rest of that Billy Bob tattoo sanded off though. Ew.

She is bloated and overrated just like her starbond on the Hollywood Stock Exchange.

www.hsx.com

#44

By the way... Tom Cruise loves cock... Does that make happy HollyJ dear... OXOXO

#46

oshkoshb-goshdammgosh did you write the
"N"- word!... say you didn't, PLEASE say you didn't...!

#46 i really hope you're black...

Wow, the tat on her left upper arm just screams high class...yeah, #1 she DOES look like a regular person! If you live in a trailer park!

thankyou shankyou

me lubb you lawn thyme =*

I'm blacker than the inside or your mom's asshole in the darkest corner of an unlit basement at midnight.

*OF your mom's asshole. Nigga.

I'd hit it-baby and all-open that brown-eye for me baby!

#57 much better with slide show, hope this works.. CamelToeVideoV2.wmv‎(3MB)‎

Pregnant sex is fuckin' awesome. Loads of juicy vagina juice, horny-mones, and a willing partner to take on the extra weight of the mother-to-be = non-stop multiple orgasms. I know, I've been there. Twice, and the only reason I would ever get pregnant again is for the sex. No shit, it's that hot.


#54

I would need a note from your employer as proof of that oshkoshb-goshdammgosh... Oh yeah, if you are what you claim you are, that kind of evidence might be an impossibility for you to muster... well I guess a photo will have to do... just send it to P.o. box 1234 Compton, in care of snoopy-snoop-dogs house... thanks.

Yo 19 I'm gonna have to agree with you. Boots in Africa and with that shirt...She's lucky I'm so totally lesbian for her that I'll let that slide.

I usually just enjoy all the comments on SF..I love all of you fellow posters..but I need to agree with #16...Angelina is a Beautiful woman..preggo or not..Angelina is a Lucky woman..look at who's baby she is having..and lastly..but most importantly..She gives back to the world, unlike most celebrities who collect there fat checks and live in a lap of luxury. Angelina CARES about serious issues in the world today..and has brought many important issues in this world to the forefront..

but the boots have got to go...

no matter what good in the world she does, she will still always be the woman who let billy bob thorton butt fuck her, and admitted it publicly.

#59

Hey krisdylee, if you’ve been preggo, then you know about that thick chunky white stuff that’s called leukeria. My sister was preggo last year and she told me she had that crap oozing out of her bagina all the time after the third month... It totally freaked her out, but the doc told her it was a normal part of pregnancy... Did you have that too???... Just curious...

I would think that would make sex a highly nasty situation...

lol, what a fat pig.

#64

Come on tell me you wouldn’t want to get into that nice tight Angelina sphincter...
YA-HOO !!!

of course she's huge!!! She's 8 months pregnant!!!!

DUH!

ever notice how every straight girl in the world always says that angelina is the only girl they'd dyke it for? she's such a cliched answer, seriously, its not even funny. the weird part is, she doesnt even look like she'd be all that good....hittin it with a male OR female

Hope she has sun-screen in her lip balm 'cause that place she's visiting looks like a arid, desolate shit-hole. Honestly, of all the places to give birth...my God, I hope the hospital is sanitary. There is a reason we have longer life-spans when we live in first-world countries! She's a healthy, fit lady and I'm sure she will be fine, but will her baby fare as well in such surroundings? Anyway, I'm sure it's some sort of statement on her part. And the boots? The only thing I can think of to explain them is perhaps she wants to protect her feet and shins from any sort of cut or parasite that may create an infection???

#3

Thats an interview mic clipped to her bra under the shirt...

They probably just got done with an interview...

#69 I too was shocked at myself for being willing to turn lesbo for Angelina. I thought it was just a one time thing. Then I had this strangely erotic dream with me, Angelina and Scarlet Johanson in the shower. Anyone have an explanation?

I'm gonna jump on the Angelina Jolie is beautiful bandwagon because she makes pregnancy look so good unlike some other, less genetically blessed celebs.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/13/melissa_joan_hart_gives_birth.html

Osh;

You stupid fucking nigger. "word on the street?" way to rile up the ignorant, not even gonna take the time to point out where that really came from. Fucking idiots. Angelina is hot, and if I may reference my "stick it in every orifice" patented phrase again, I will. Cause I ain't a gonna be happy till my dick is rubbin' that babies head. From inside AJ's colon.

72

Yes. Because it is SO hot!!! If I was a genie, I'd grant your 3-way..er wishes..NO 3-way

Miss me today, Lesbos?

Angelina Rocks! hehehe.

@71
Really? Cause I seriously thought it was a tumor. Good thing I had you to point my mistake out to me.


I think TrannyGranny is on meth.

Dear #41 aka Tatamoan:

You say: ",...every picture you see her in with HER kids...shes the one taking care of them (holding them)..."

Obadiah Ching says: "Jolie wears her kids like some chicks wear jewelry. Having kids is "in" right now. Half of Hollywood is knocked up. Besides, she's probably into child porn. Like I said before, that broad is freaky."

i'd have to weigh in here and say for someone nearing her due date, that is definitely NOT huge. ever seen pregnant molly ringwald pics? that wld consititute huge.

#72- i dont know, but if theres one thing that angie and scarlett have in common, its big juicy lips-that must be your willing-to-turn-lesbian requirement lol

If you wanna see my Land-Balls
You gotta get with my friends
Land-Balls come forever
Friendship never ends

@81

hahahahahahahahahaha!

seriously though, i miss the spice girls.

#41...Im TOTALLY in agreement with you on that point...Angelina is SEEN with her kids because she & Brad are taking care of them...not some hired help...Angelina has said long long time ago..she LOVES kis..I even read she wants to have 13 of them..So KUDOS to Angelina for being not only a Beautiful WOMAN but also for being a Beautiful MOM!!

That belly is as big as MeganHarris' ass. Let's just hope it isn't covered by cellulite, Dorito dust and hobo semen like Megan's ass is. Don't ask how I know; I got good sources in the hobo community. It's true.

do you know boxcar joe?

I'd so totally hit Boxcar Joe. Then steal his thermos and the one good running shoe. I'm a tough and sexy man.

Angelina is a cool chick. She is one of the few Hollywood swamp dwellers that actually speaks her mind and does not play the "it was a great pleasure and honor to work with..." lying game of politics.

Osh - you're funny. Just not today. I'll give you 42 cents if it'll make you feel better.

in agreement with #41 + #83

I think she's a wonderful human being who may have some freaky sexual habits, but hey - missionary gets OLD.
Both she and Ann Curry are some of my favorite INTELLIGENT women who do more with their day than get a tan and hair extensions. Horray for people who extend their position and privilege outward.

I'm in agreement with 81. I'm not afraid land-man, bring it on.

I'd hit it.

Keep them boots on, Angie, keep them boots on, baby.

#60 - Nigga? Snoopy-snoop-dog? You must be white folk.

#74 - I would have to agree with you. It seems she DID rile up the ignorant. You.

#88 - I get so scared I SOM when I meet a guy in a dark alley singing Spice Girls. But then I'm ok when I realize it's not Sporty Spice.

WHAT happened to Angelina? Bitch got FAT.

Did anyone actually see any of the interview? WTF was the deal with the BULGING vein in her forehead?

BTW - LMAB.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! no no no no no no no no no! Nipples are inverted and my twat has just dried up like the Sahara.

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/rosie_odonnell/rosie_odonnell_to_replace_meredith_vieira_on_the_view_20060427.php

Nice to see that Belly and Himbo want privacy. Of course, she's still willing to yenta it up about her private life, and pose for pictures in the New York Post (laying on her back, so that she looks like a mountain range), but paps who snap her pic get sent to SWAPO concentration camps.

So in other words, exploit my private life, as long as I'm getting paid for it. Love it, love it.

To all those people who say Brad and Angie don't have a nanny: check out the new pics (in Hello mag?). They're posing happily WITH a nanny!!

At the moment they only have two kids and already employ a nanny.
I would understand it if they worked,
but all they do is pose for pics.
For a lot of cash, of course.

A pygmy tribe is going to shrink their baby's head and eat the body! OH NOES!

67 shankyou "Come on tell me you wouldn’t want to get into that nice tight Angelina sphincter..."

Who said her sphincter is tight?! If she's been dick-hammered in her ass on any kind of semi-regular basis, she's stretched out like Joan Rivers. =X

Running away from Jennifer Aniston....

What a ride!

Hmm, my only comment is about Ann Curry.

I want to dip my balls in it!

fo shizzle

for those of you who haven't seen Shakira's frighteningly sexy hip ..um.. thingy.. I just figured you need to take a gander...

cuz she makes me want to lick the bowl clean =0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIDMSAVS_l4

And the number one reason to adopt 3rd world babies, you don't have to be the one to get fat.

100 - you laugh, but it's true

When your family's lived in a desert barely-able-to-survive-by-eating-rocks-and-shit environment for hundreds (maybe thousands) of years, your body is programmed to store every possible calorie as yellow fat cells.

'You start feeding a child that's genetically programmed this way a regular diet, and you'll need a crane to get their asses out of the house in less than a year.

The genes that make them survivors in Saharan Africa make them Nell Carter once you bring them to America on a private jet full of fried shit.

Damn. Talking about fried shit made me hungry.

Tom Cruise loves the cock. Huge, meaty, veiny, cock with gigantic throbbing balls. He likes when it packs his scientologist fudge.

Holly, add to the fact that in most poor societies having extra pounds means you are rich, since only the rich can afford to eat enough to get fat. Kinda hard to get fat off 3 peices of rice and half a banana peel a day.

And Tom Cruise Loves My Cock, because well, it's a cock. And he loves cock.

look at her thighs.. she's still really skinny

White people sound EVEN MORE WHITE when they try to imitate black slang. And they always pick up our words & phrases when they're OLD! Jokers!!
Oshkosh, try saying Nigga to any young black man that you don't know on street and tell us how that worked out for ya!
But you're a pussyhole, so you won't do THAT!
You'll just sit at your keyboard (like you probably do EVERY DAY) typing unfunny shit. Yawn.
As for Angelina, thankfully beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Pale is not MY preference so I don't get why her & Brad are supposed to be beautiful! And any child of theirs is bound to inherit a weird shaped jaw like they're both cursed with.
They won't even last together as long as he lasted with Jennifer.
But hey, I'm not hatin'. If Brad & Ang can fool so many people into thinking they're goodlooking, good luck to them!

what the hell is happening to the posts on the superfish? i think its been taken over by 8th graders who think angelia is HOT!!!1!!!! WOO-HOO!!!!
oh and #105. shut up. people on here used to have a sense of humour about things, but assholes like you are totally killing it. you suck.

seriously. bring back oshkosh and papa in 2006

first!

I would like to sincerely apologize to all the assholes that I offended. I guess you guys missed that thread about a week ago where several posters pontified the molesting of nigger babies. Don't get mad at me, I'm just saying that's what other people were saying. I guess you could say I'm being a "Realist" in 2006.
P.S. I did go up to a random black guy I didn't know and called him "nigga" last night to test you theory, Realist2006, and he asked me for my phone number. Weird.
Hey, just goes to show that a lot of people like to huff and puff about soapbox shit while other people like to relax and have a good time. Nigga.

#34 I totally agree!

I hope her kid is born with three heads.

Oh, and she still has the Billy Bob tatoo? Brad sure doesn't wear the pants in that relationship.

#105 "realist2006" might be your screen name, but I don't think actual reality is your nearest zip code.

And people who criticize others for being not funny better be the most mutherfuckin hilarious people in their own posts. There oughtta be a law.

tcltc

She's still not as fat as Edna.

#106 - Shut up, TWAT! White people get so huffed up at the least little criticism. Funny that. I'm sure you'd all find it hilariously funny if I referred to Wops, Spics, Kikes, Micks, crackers etc in posts, wouldn't you? Arsehole!
#108 Nah, I'm not here all the live long day like some of you, so I can only comment on YOUR dumb and unfunny posts (the few I've read anyway). I'd love it if pussies like you had the guts to say that shit in the REAL WORLD, you wouldn't make it to your 18th birthday if you did. But you don't, you know it & I know it.
#110 - PLEASE! If someone aint funny - they aint funny. I know it hurts you, just deal with it. Your argument is just as backward as saying "Roseanne Barr's not fat if some other fatty says so!" Dummy! I'm not here tryin to be funny, but that doesn't stop me from noticing that some people THINK they're funny when they're not. They've got what I call 'Robin Williams Syndrome'.
I came on here a few times to read piss-taking posts about celebs, THAT'S FUNNY, since they put themselves in the firing line.
I'm sorry for you that some of you have such severe social problems that your only outlet is ATTEMPTING to cuss other posters. You're not any good at THAT either! You have my pity.
I doubt any of that penetrated, but I don't give a fuck. I've said my piece, you 3 kids can argue amongst yourselves now.

I like totally agree #87+#81+#41 or maybe it was #43 __ anyway like right on she's totally gorgeous. She lives like a regular person yup taking care of those kiddies, cause People magazine told me so! I hope she gets that Ukranian baby she was going to get a while back, too? What other countries does she like?
Props to you Brad and Angie you're GORGEOUS and you're the perfact family woo-hoo!

Angie maybe you will like me, now.. .could we go to lunch sometime, I know a good sushi place or maybe just for coffee and chat?

#112 Realist2006 is Michelle Rodriguez.

For all of you that want to PATENT phrases (32, 74), mayke you should seek the advise of oshkosh's legal secretary brother--he'll probably tell you to TRADEMARK them.

damn. "maybe"

first post too.

i totally agree with OSH so many black people make such a big deal about someone other than them saying the N word yet they go around calling white people "Crackers" and latinos "Mexican" or "Ese" those people are fuckin hipocrites and need to get that pole out of their ass.

now as for angelina ..all i have to say its nice to see that some celebs actually wear maternity clothes rather than stretching shirts over their enormous stomachs. but what is up with that outfit?

Realist2006 needs anger management. That nigga's almost as pissed off about people on this site as Edna.

Wow! Realist2006 is pissed! The only good nigga is the nigga on top of me with his 12 inch cock. Of course, they never go down on a bitch.

oh, and "advice".

I suck at this.

you KNOW that baby is going to be beautiful!!

Realist2006: Once I have taken over the world I'm gonna make you my right hand
(wo)man, and remember kids tcltc

HAH HAH HAH! Jennifer said Brad would leave Angelina for getting fat!!! Angelina does not have an ounce of fat on her, she is by far the most beautiful pregnant woman I have ever seen in my life! And her humanitarian efforts make her even more beautiful because, for some reason, with her you get to thinking that it's not just an act or for the publicity! Jennifer, the itch-bay who can't make a movie that will turn a profit, is getting her karma shoveled back times ten!

@121:

I loathe you. Your comments make me want to stab you in the jaw. Why don't you go back to the mall and sneak into Spencer's and giggle at all the naughty things for sale.

DEAR # 78 AKA obahDIE~

YOUR COMEBACKS ARE ABOUT AS COOL AS JEAN SHORTS.

Best Regards~

TataMO

117 - I do not allow idiots to agree with me.

#125 - I do so love a good "jorts" reference

my dear osh (whom i love worship and adore..ahem..)
the voices in my head say that yes, you beat them on that one.
now they are telling me that to avoid any future conflicts, could you please have your voices call my voices??
i'm sure we could set up something lovely...
how many of your voices are vegan? that always throws off the catering.


oh, yeah, angelina. i've never liked her, never found her pretty. hubby says it's the boobs (shit, if i could haul mine up off the floor, they'd be better than hers), but this seems to be a nice pic. she looks human at least! and it looks like she had those 3 growths surgically removed!

yeah, toast me. (with a little maple syrup on the side, please?)

OMG, she ate maddox and zahara!!

Tatomoan...:::looks down::: What's wrong with jean shorts?

I wonder if Jolie has lesbo-pooper sex with her nanny?

and realist2006,
get a clue. i'm whiter-n-white, and i find it hysterical to be called a cracker. in fact it makes me hungry.

damn! now i need lunch AND a cold shower.
get a clue.

now here's a queston. going by my name, i must have something to do with rabbits. sometimes the little buggers get what we around her refer to as "the jungles".
what if i call my big, beautiful black rabbit a "jungle bunny"

hey, oshie, did i did just take that one too far? true or not, i apologise if i did.

I'm number 132! I'm awesome!

I am SO sick of everyone calling her and (Arm) Pitt 'The Most Beautiful Family"....

I hope that homewreckin' bitch gives birth to a f#ckin' baboon.

#132..You ARE awesome...but i'm awesomER!

Jacq;

Obviously you missed the memo. The only reason someone would post an n-word comment is to get idiots talking. Everyone else, with their large brains got that and ignored that pointless, insipid comment. Get with the program fuck-tard.

To 119......I'll go down on ya, bebbe!
All Night LONG!!!!

SpaceWrangler DOH, my bad! Now I feel as dumb as Jacq....nah, I'd have to chop my head off and put it in a blender to be that dumb.

HUNDRED-AND-THIRTY-SIXTH!!!

BWA-HA-HA!!

Wasteland... black people... barbed-wire fence... ghetto in the background....

That's not Africa! It's Compton!

You stupidd fat bitches. I weigh 97 lbs. You're all fatter than me, and you know it.

She is skinny you cretins! Of course her belly is going to look huge, unlike you fat-asses , she actually gets off her ass to do some yoga, something some of you fat americans should try!
Not that every american is fat, but almost all of them are!..I think Jolie looks pretty ...

MeganHarris was compelled to jump online at 4:17 AM and inform us she weighs 97 lbs, selectively omitting the fact that she is 4'2" with a 2 lb goiter.

She is so beautiful.

126. i'd disagree with you now but thing is you're probly right. im an idiot. a big fat idiot... tell me something i dont know and shoot me already

Well I think Angel is beautiful and all your women are just jealous !!!
So Angelina call me , mail me , do me .

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