Whitney Houston may be pregnant

Wow, I've been thinking that the one thing two settled, responsible people like Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown haven't done is have a child. What a safe and wholesome home that will be for any lucky infant.

On the other hand, that kid is going to be born with track marks on its arms. We should start a pool on how many heads the kid will have. I'm thinking...four.

Wow is right. I pray this isnt true, those two having a baby is even worse than Brit and Federslime having another. Any baby that pops from Whitney is going to be as addicted to crack as both parents. Sad. I once enjoyed her music... Back BBB (before Bobby Brown) when she had a voice and a brain...

Lets think of a list of people that should be sterilized. Starting with these two morons KFed, Paris. Any more to add to the list?

The woman is 43 years old.
There are no babies growing in that shrivled, dried up womb.

Yeah...If you're gonna post stories like this, could you do it in the P.M. Normally when I THROW UP, I like to have some food in my stomach. Now, when you talk about her havin sex....

(UH-OH...gotta make it to the toilet this time)

Whitney USED to be my favorite artist. That pic just saddens me...

#1

Bobby and Whitney have a daughter, Bobbi Kristina. Unfortunatley, the poor kid has her father's looks. Here a link to her 12th birthday party last year:

http://www.socialitelife.com/mt/archives/bobbi_kristina_browns_12th_birthday_party.php

You'd think they could afford to get the kid some braces and fix that grand canyon between her teeth. Wait, that's not nice. I should pick on the kid because her parents are crackheads. That's probably why they don't get them fixed.

She's not pregnent, it's either one of two things, either she swallowed her gum and the resulting lump in her stomache from anything being in there looks like a baby, or her body is swelling because it's getting ready to expell all the ash and crack residue that it's storing up.
At this point I figure in the next month or two we will see footage of her talking to herself sitting on a corner scratching her sores.

Why is everyone getting all riled up? How else is Whitney going to support her crack habit? Eventually you have to hit the Hoe Stroll, and accidents happen.

CRACK IS WHACK!

Whitney Houston's...fans? What? What fans? Her dealers?

Great! What this world needs is another crack-addicted baby born into this world. It is not like we don't have enough of them.

If she is indeed pregnant, that kid's going to be born with a crack pipe in his hand and a full set of teeth.

what if the baby came out singing AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYSSSSS LOVEEEEE CRACKKKKKKKK OOOHHHHHHHHHHH..i want nothing, nothing, NOTHING... if i cant.. have... CRACKKKKKKKKKKK

I don't know what's more shocking: that I lived to see the day when Bobby is the better parent than Whitney, or that Whitney still has a "rep".

one day whitney will wake up after a week long crack & liquor binge and look at her daughter. she'll sit up and try to focus in for a better look, then reach into her pockets and get out her left over crack, force her daughter to smoke it, and say, "that should curb your appetite. No daughter of mine is going to look like bobby AND be a fat ass"

Can anyone imagin what that baby would look like?? That's some pretty scary ish..

Sdvora, Too funny, and all so true

Whitney should be sterilized! Bobby should be clipped. The pair should not be allowed to reproduce under any circumstances!!!!

I took one look at that picture and wondered what Don Cheadle had to do with Whitney being pregnant. Apparently that's what Whitney looks like now.

Ack the horror of a baby that would come from that woman's desiccated body, she's a fuckin' mess (and that's no understatement either). And yes scarecrows come to mind when I think of Whitney, she used to be so pretty too. BB is probably Satan in disguise, ugh.

Let's see...

For #1, #2, #3, #12, #17, & #19 - they've already reproduced. They had a daughter almost 13 years ago and her name is Bobbi Kristina Brown.

http://www.socialitelife.com/mt/archives/bobbi_kristina_browns_12th_birthday_party.php

Is Bobby Christina the one who had the MySpace saying she wants to be the Ho, or the one who likes to pretend she can't read?

From the looks of it, she likes to pretend that she's skinny...

Aww...Hell to the NOOO!

Thought I had a Whitney Houston sighting the other day... then I realized I was just cleaning out my kitty's litter box.

#24 i love you forever. you had me cracking up so much i can't feel my sides. thank you so much!

i'm slightly ashamed that i even know what you're talking about though. because...erm...i dont watch Being Bobby Brown....yeah.

Why is it other people who do the things Bobby and Whitney do get their children taken away and celebrities get to keep theirs?

Bobby's sperm:
"TURN AROUND! TURN AROUND! We've been tricked! We're in the larynx!"

In the next issue of Whitney and Bobby:

"Whitney Houston may be in rehab."

Will someone please tell Whitney and Bobby to get the hell out of the gene pool!!!!

Uh, I know that no one cares what Bobby Brown is or isn't...(mostly isnt) but since when was Bobby Brown a 'rapper' as the article is stating?? Dude..check the facts...he USED to be an R&B singer, but now he's a full time drunk/freeloader/scum bag.He's the god that the K-Feds of the world pray to...HE paved the way!!!

Who knew you could get pregnant just by sharing a pipe a thousand or so times? Thanks superficial!

whoa, what a picture, she looks like she should be on a unicef box.

Houston...we have a problem.

"Well, if crack was semen Whitney could've populated a small town by now."

You can get pregnant smoking semen from a crack pipe!?!

#7- "Unfortunatley, the poor kid has her father's looks"

Are you looking at the same picture I am??? That poor girl is doomed, doomed I tell you! If Whit is 'up the duff' that kids gonna have sum serious problems- having a 43 year old drug addict as a mother is not gonna be easy.

That is one nasty woman. And I mean that in every sense of the word.

I've got one question to pose to Whitney: What the hell is wrong with you? Get OFF the crack-rock! Geezus! And for the love of God, please don't have any kids!

:-( ahh its so heartbreakin 2 see someone go from such a pretty superstar with an amazing voice to a wrecked junky with a voice that sounds like sum1 gone wrong on pop idol...i use 2 LOVE her 2 bits! i just feel sorry for her daughter Kristina whos like 13!

HI WHITNEY I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM A BIG FAN OF YOU. PEOPLE CAN NOT JUDGE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE, BECAUSE YOU ARE STILL THE SAME WHITNEY WITH A BEAUTIFUL SINGING VOICE.IF YOU ARE PREGANT WHITNEY THAT IS YOUR BUSINESS BECAUSE PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE YOU ARE A HUMAN BEING.IF YOU WANT ANOTHER CHILD THAT'S YOUR LIFE.WHITNEY KEEP YOU HEAD UP AND DON'T WORRIED YOURSELF.I CAN'T BELIEVE BOBBIE CHRISTINA BROWN ALL GROWING UP. I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE IS 13 YEARS OLD.WHITNEY I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED. LUV YOU

Only 40 comments, I guess Whitney is not that popular anymore...