pfft, like fuk hes 8 inches..

This post makes me want to kill myself.

More like 8 mm..What a loser! He probably wants attention badly because his 15 min of fame are all used up.

Well, I was capable of believing this story until I read that he's bigger than 8 inches. Now I can't trust a word he says. Which is good, because I seriously doubt Lindsey Lohan is that great in bed.

usually when a guy brags like this, he's compensating for some, er, shortcomings....

We've all heard how painful Ashlee sounds when she sings. Can you imagine her in bed? I bet ears were bleeding 2 hotels rooms over.

So much jealosy and hate. You guys obviously didn't get the same thing out of this story as me. What I read was that Lindsay Lohan is a great lay, which is fantastic news in my fantasy world, Ashley Simpson is a screamer which, even if she's not that good adds several points to her performance, and Jennifer Love Hewitt, though not exceptionally sex-talented, is still pretty good, which is about what I expected.

Come on guys. You've got to forget about Valderrama and focus on what's important. Getting confirmation of the sexual prowess of several hot, young starlets is never a bad thing. Chalk three more up on the official sex kitten roster!

"He also claimed that he's been with two women at once..."

So that means...two hands at once?

I bet Lohan was the one who does anal. She seems to top that list.

I have to give him a credit though, it's pretty classy to name and even grade the women you've slept with publicly.

I am a Stern listener, and all I have to say, If he is telling the truth he is the fucking shit!!!!
If I had a chance to be any Mexican I wanted, I think it would be him or maybe Oscar De La Hoya, because he got alot of hot ass and he kicked alot of ass.
What the hell am I talking about?
My family in Naples would kill me if they heard me say that..........

slightly disturbing to read this.

I bet it's not even Ashlee!!! I heard she brings a tape recorder to all her sex sessions.......

he also said that while ashley may be loud in bed, she isn't very experienced...every time she made a mistake, she'd dance a little hobo jig...plus, when she chokes, she blames acid reflux...

as for the anal thing..i'm sure it must've been with ashton...

What do you expect from a guy named "Wilmer"? He just wants attention. He'll always be known as the fag sounding lisper mexican from THAT 70's SHOW, not that makes him a bad person.

What he has done is kill his chances of getting his 8 inch cock sucked by other actress since he can't keep his mouth shut. Rule #1 in Hollywood is never talk about your sex life with other actors/esses. Vilmer just fucked himself.

Oh, Fez!

*Ponders whether the anal was Mandy Moore....he didn't name her.....*

And in other news, EWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

That guy is sooo gross. And I have to agree with 3 and 5.

Here's the interview for whoever wants it.

http://rapidshare.de/files/16631215/Howard.Stern.Show-Wilmer.Valderrama.3-27-2006.mp3.html

dammit, i wanted to pop ashlee's cherry. ah well, she probably would have woke my parents up anyway if she's really that loud.

What a classy guy. Way to score! And I do mean score. I would have to rate him about a 9 out of 10 on the jerk scale, with 10 being KFed. OK maybe that was a little harsh. I'd give him an 8 -- oh yeah, that's what he gives himself.

Didn't Ashlee Simpson claim they were "just friends" and "nothing happened between them"? So who's lying. My bet is Ashlee is lying. And that she took it in the pooper. She is, after all, a minister's daughter. I bet she's been around the block 8 or 9 times.

he's fucking HOT. and you can totally tell he's hung...it's in the eyes

you can always tell

Not only do we find that is Ashlee a screamer, but think of whose name she was screaming. Methinks she would have sounded like Fred Flintstone:
"Wilmerrrrrr! Wil-merrrrrrrr"

If I didn't hate him before, this article gives me reason to hate him now.

He kisses-n-tells? And has no problem with it?

He's a jackass...and a B-Lister at best, desperate to hang onto his 15 minutes...8 inches my sweet ass.

And these women would rather suffer through dealing with at jerk who kisses-n-tells?

That's low. You're low "Valdemar"...and if any of you get that character reference, I'll be pleased.

Only one way to put this to rest, Wilmer.

I'm up for a little male nudity for veracity. Come on.

I'm happy he's getting this much pussy because he's going to be "Fez" for the rest of his life.

Better do it, while the brown guy with a lisp is still hot property.

Wilmer has 8+ in his pants, fucked at least 3 hot famous chicks (one in the butt), has had a menage-a-trois, and has millions of dollars.

Today's score:
Satan-4, God-0.

Please God make a late-inning comeback, I can't deal with much more of this shit.

Fez is gay, right? so that means....LOL

HAHAH, Lohan blatantly takes it up the ass! Thats just hysterical. And 8inches???? No way! No guy with a penis that big would be insecure enough to brag about it on Howard Sterns radio show.

Oh, and isn't it convenient that he erased his sex tapes?? Now there is no proof for any of this BS. And why would you make a tape just to erase it straight away....?

LOL c;mon! We've always known in our heart of hearts that Lindsey is a dirty little girl (in a good way).

BTW, can someone delete #18 - its a teaser for a download service.

he shouldve kept the Ashlee Simpson comment to himself btw... horrendous... Lohan definitely does anal, cant fool me... i knew she was a dirty little slut... at least thats what I used to call her...

If there is any justice, karma, irony, truth, or beauty in this world.....then Wilmer Valderrama has contracted or will catch an STD, and his penis will turn black, wither, and fall off.

Let it be done.

I've been with hollywood hotties too. I mean a little vasaline and a star magazine and I am a lover to the stars. 8+? I go that beat 10+ over here, and I own a mansion and a yacht. Wilber's mastrubation fantasies do not give you any insight on how these woman are in bed anymore than mine will. Look in a few years Wilber will be reciting his most famous line, Do you want hot or mild salsa with your quesadilla?

he isn't mexican. he is venezuelan

For what I am sure will not be the final time: it doesn't matter if you're 8"!!! It matters if you are good in bed. A big cock does not necessarily mean a guy is good in bed!! Show me a woman who goes out of her way to say that she likes a big cock, and I'll show you a woman who's completely insecure and desperate to *appear* sexy. That is all.

My favorite line from Howard Stern yesterday....Artie chimed in with "he's fucked every shitty singer in the business" - HA!!!

85 Penis Size facts:

# If you are a woman and you don't prefer bigger than average penises, then you are... an exception.

# Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts.

# The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide).

# When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right.

# Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?)

# Penis size is not just a locker room issue.

# Women care about the size of flaccid penises.

# Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises.

# Women love touching and looking at big erect penises.

# Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course.

# Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women.

# What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis...

# forty percent stay with a man for his money...

# forty percent stay with a man because of who he is...

# ...eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis!

# ...eighty percent of women don't orgasm from intercourse alone!

# ...eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!

# If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.

# Women find small penises frustrating.

# Women find small penises annoying.

# Women find small penises boring.

# Women find small penises embarrassing.

# Women look for bulge when meeting men.

# Women look up to men with big penises.

# Women find big penises impressive.

# Women consider men with big penises more masculine.

# Men with big penises are more self secure.

# Women prefer men who are self secure.

# Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object.

# Most men don't mind to be considered a sex object by women.

# Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size.

# Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size.

# Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis.

# Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises.

# Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time.

# Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis.

# Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys.

# Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis.

# Most women are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21.

# Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you.

# Consequently, the probability that a man's new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high.

# If a woman doesn't make a comment about a man's penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse.

# Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis.

# If you haven't heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don't have a big penis.

# If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced.

# Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless.

# If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small.

# If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average.

# If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big.

# If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.

# However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small.

# Women don't tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous.

# If your girlfriend's previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick.

# If your girlfriend's previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick.

# Most vaginas prefer thick penises.

# Most penises prefer tight vaginas.

# If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big.

# Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis.

# Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman.

# Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse.

# Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse.

# Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse.

# Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse.

# Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal.

# Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on.

# A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size.

# Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on.

# Men with small penises masturbate more often.

# Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.

# Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid.

# Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well.

# If a woman publicly says that size doesn't matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy.

# Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual.

# Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations.

# Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with.

# Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex.

# Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love.

# Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones.

# Making love is spiritual..., having sex is physical attraction, size and technique.

# Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men.

# If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn't have much choice.

# Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes.

# In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation.

# The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded.

# Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique.

Penis size aside, the real reason for his success with women is the yayo. Seriously, the guy's from South America, barely speaks English and is in this country 2 years and lands That 70's Show? Then proceeds to nail every underage starlet within his zip code. Wilmer is H'wood's supplier. He gets these girls because of the drugs, certainly not the accent or - judging by the interview - his personality. And as for the anal - you know what they say about redheads....

#37, those are some great facts.

Now we know why guys are so screwed up.

"In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation" Good luck with that!

I think wittle Wilmer is doing damage control for this photograph:

http://socialitelife.com/2005/07/29/given_the_evidence_whats_the_appeal.php#more

Com'on it was Lindsay that got banged in the ass AND the threesome he had was with Lindsay and Paris!

And you know this mannnnnnnnnn!

#37 WTF??!!??

You seriously have too much time on your hands. And not enough cock.

Wow, all of that is true. I am so glad I have a vagina and don't have a care in the world. P.S. What DO they say about redheads?

i believe him about the inches. as any gay guy will tell you, we constantly monitor guys and their baskets/bulges, esp. actors as they move around and dress in underwear, etc. wilmer is definitely packin'...str8 guys wouldn't notice such a thing. and you can bet that the str8 guys who have 8 inches or more have no comment on this matter; to them, 8 is normal anyway.

"# In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation."

HAHAHAHAHAHA... keep dreaming

/woman

P.S.S. Tom Cruise would LOVE post #37.

ummm who is this person?

PENIS!!! VAGINA!!! Ok, I'm done.

He's gonna be dead soon, isn't he?

Thanks for the link to the interview! He also mentioned he took Mandy Moore's virginity? WTF?!

That may have been the funniest interview I've ever heard. Howard Stern show sounds phenomenal uncensored. I think it may be time to sign up for Sirius...

Well I used to think he was a cutie, now he's just a jerk. Way to be the man!

#37 has been raiding my middle school email account.
Take those chain letters somewhere else sir.

I like Wilmer.
Not in a sexual way.
But in the way that I love seeing jerks like him stick it to other females.
It just goes to show that women are idiots and would spread for ANYONE regardless of any thought process.

I don't know if he's smart or stupid with erasing those tapes though.
I mean, in like.. 3 years his career will be down the toilet. Why not hold on to a few recordings in order to keep them $$$ flow?

I heard the interview and it made me totally like this guy! Howard Stern does the best interviews on the planet, and I LOVE Wilmer for being down-to-earth and honest. IT WAS A GREAT INTERVIEW!

"#45 In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation.

HAHAHAHAHAHA... keep dreaming"

No, that is true. At least for me and my friends that I've discussed it with.

Of course, if more men knew how to give good oral, might be different.

And I hate to admit it, but much (not all) of #37's post is correct.

What I read out of this story was that even at 17, when he started dating her she already F****d like a pro. At 17!?!??

Man what a whore this girl is....even then. As for his penis, yeah, I get the feeling that that was 8 "RADIO INCHES" knock 3 inches off whatever anybody doing an interview on the radio claims.

Unfortunately for Fez,despite his 8+, he'll always be standing in my shadow. Hollywood isnt the only place for superstars.

He is such a whore. I cannot believe someone has not said that yet! Double standards suck. Had this been a woman rating all of her sex partners w/o their consent "Whore" "Slut" and "Skank" would have been all over this board.

But regardless....he is just nasty and used now. Yuck.

I think some of us are missing the point; Fez had sex with Lohan and J Love Hewitt and didn't really give us that much detail on what their cans looked like.
I've been waiting for Hewitt to pop those babies for years and Howard doesn't even press him on the details.
I want to know how Lohan tasted. How she smelled. How those giant cans of hers felt. And then I wanted to know what it was like doing a line of coke off her tight ass.
Lohan was in her prime when the Fezdispenser soiled her. Too bad she looks like a Etheopian crack whore now.

#50 - YEAH, SIRIUS IS AWESOME....everyone should get it!! Howard's show has been unbelieveable these past few months - so GODDAM funny!! I barely watch TV anymore!!

You know, there was a time I used to take this seriously:

"Comments will be moderated and obnoxious or promotional comments may be removed. If your comments are excessively inappropriate or you question why a comment was removed, you will be banned."

But you have all shown me the error of my ways.

Lilo must have put coke on his dick, maybe that's why she was the best girl he's ever slept with. I really don't want to know about this shit EVER again, thank you very much!

"No, that is true. At least for me and my friends that I've discussed it with."

Hmm, different strokes for different folks, I guess. I haven't found that to be the case with most of my friends. I guess my BF is just super skilled :)

#57 lalaland.

My comment on her being a whore and a skank weren't because she has had sex, it was because she apparently fucked like a pro, to the point where an older man who had dated lots of starlets, said that she was the best he'd had. The fact that she was THAT experienced at the age of 17 makes her a whore and a skank, while he is merely a douchebag.

I personally think #37's post is obnoxious. That you call those items facts is misleading - some of them appear to be personal preference and over-generalized.

One of my exes had an 8-incher. He measured from 2 inches above the tip to 2 inches below the base. Loser.

Wilmer aside sorry guys sometimes an 8 inch penis just has a voice of it's own and we can hear nothing else.

Who cares if it is 8"? From my personal experience, and I'll have you know I am a whore, if that is even remotely true than it is just some long skinny fire poker, and no woman likes that. Girth, Wilmer, girth.

I think it's hilarious when guys rate chicks in the sack.
Trust me, if you have a pulse you're instantly an 8.
Given the fact that LL was 17, had large firm boobs and a tight body, that would instantly make her a 43.

Hey everyone...check out the transcript of the actual interview, then comment...
http://marksfriggin.com/news06/3-27.htm#mon

I think it's funny that anyone would be seen with this guy...8 inches...dream on Wilmer! I'll believe it when I see it!

no matter how big he says his dick is... I'm sure it's quite smaller than he claims... and still, he's disgusting. Ashlee Simpson?? Lindsay Lohan?? ewww
Wilmer Valderrama?? ewwwww
wouldn't let any of those touch me with a 10 foot stick.

Hey, Fez, your show sucks.. kinda like you do.

And if it isn't nice and chubby, it don't matter how long it is... Girth is very important.

#63

I had not even seen your comment when I posted. I just mean in general somebody that is going to sleep with all these people and brag about it is a skank and a whore. We make fun of Paris Hilton for this same reason. He just needs to be called out on it in my opinion. I wonder what diseases he is spreading to Hollywood's "Washed Up While Still Young List? Obivously one that makes their careers flop.

Actually, in the link that #68 posted, it says Wilmer denied having slept with Ashlee Simpson.

In my opinion, length means absolutely nothing. I have been with guys who have length, no thanks. Thickness is where it's at. As for Fezzybutt, I would believe it when I see it. If you have to brag about it, chances are high that you are a lying sack of shit. I seriously do not see what chicks see in him. Does he ejaculate cocaine? He shit diamonds..what the hell is it? Because I think he's a little nothin'.

#66 - Totally with ya' sister! I'll opt for a short & fat over long and skinny any day. I'm surprised that no one said girth sooner.

P.S. It's not whoring if you do it for free.

#71 lalaland makes a GREAT point. This guy really seems to be a fame vampire. He dates women that are either famous or on their way up and they seem to hit the skids after he dates them.

DO you think we could get him to Date Paris Hilton? Oh God! Have him date Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, AND Angelina Jolie because I'm sick of all of them.

Overrated. Overrated.

Ok why would anyone praise 8" if it did not have girth? "Oh he was 8 inches of pencil! Breathtaking!"
Think about it! When I think 8 inches it includes girth jeeeeeeeeez!!!!! We can have both you know!It's out there! Although even I might have to have my eyes sewn shut if it's attached to Wilmer.

This guy is jerk and these these girls are absolute idiots for messing around with him.

'Dude, making out with a chick and telling people you had sex is so not cool'

Just because he says so, doesn't make it so. Let's see if he gets sued!!!!

lol #37. most of what you said i agree with.
i started a relationship with a really sweet guy awhile ago, the only problem is, i waited to get it on with him, and i just barely saw his dick, which is on the small side. and now i'm kinda attached to him for his personality.

any suggestions? i want to try to make it work!

"WAH, WAH, WAH, what an asshole to kiss and tell!! WAH!" So what! It makes for great entertainment! Everybody talks shit about him talkin' but you sure as hell checked it out didn't you? FUCK YOU!

this is just hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA now Fez had druggy slut Lindsay, screamer Ashlee and dull Jennifer what a loser!

#1 - saying he did Lohan is not a big deal... EVERYBODY HAS DONE LOHAN.
#2 - I guess that if he had an 8inch dick he wouldn't need to talk about it.
#3 - The three of them ditch him eventhough he "has" an 8 inch dick.

This guy is the Scott Baio of our time. A worthy title.

His mouth is definitely bigger than his dick. What an asswipe.

Evangelia: I do sympathize but wouldn't be caught in the same dilemna (I'm more shallow and would choose dick over personality any day) Not really a toss up for me. However I want to be helpful: maybe he can try one of those much-advertised penile extenders? Surely you've heard of them. I get a dozen emails about penis enlargement products daily. If only they'd send me the pics and phone numbers of satisfied customers. *sigh* Anyway, it's not a big problem (ha!) I'm sure there's something you can do about it. Good luck!

So... what DO they say about redheads? I must have missed that part of gym class...

JLH? Damn I'm freakin jealous of Fez. For heaven's sake Fez.

#86 - something about giving oral sex to a redhead being like eating an orange? Now where did I hear that one...

Wilmer had the ruler upside down. If he'd turned it the other way, he'd see he's only 3 1/2 inches long. Poor stupid Wilmer.

I haven't done Lindsey Lohan...yet

towelhead: "it's not a big problem"
omg i almost died laughing! you are verrry funny habib.
anyways, as for your advice...i can't just TELL him to take penis enlargement pills. perhaps sneak them into his turkish coffee? i don't know. this is very depressing.

p.s. #36
what they say about redheads is, when they open their legs it looks like they're giving birth to carrottop.

#84, no way! At least Scott Baio was hot to look at. Wilmer reminds me of the guys that you see flipping hamburgers at your local McDonalds... ew!

And, why would Wilmer be putting his conquests on blast like this? I mean, when he was doing Lohan, she was 17... isn't that illegal in this country? Oh, who am I kidding..

The only thing that I got from this interview is that any actress/ singer/ lipsinker interested in having a MEDIORCRE career...should sleep with FEZ and THAT 70'S PENIS!

what a doof! first of all, very few men in the world actually have an 8 inch penis, and anything above 6 is a waste anyway, since you can usually only get about 6 inches deep. Oh and #37, sorry but that is innacurate. The reason most women don't orgasm during intercourse is because the vagina itself contains the least amount of nerve endings of all the sex organs. Even the G-spot lacks nerve endings and most of the pleasure comes from pressure, which could come from a penis, but as the G-spot is usually 1-3 inches inside, it wouldn't require much. Any woman who would leave a man for a small penis just hasn't explored her body enough to know how to get pleasure. And every girlfriend I have had has preferred oral to sex, from every partner they had, whether they were big-dicked or not. This is because the highest concentration of nerve endings on a woman are in the vulva. The pleasure women get during sex comes from pressure of the penis, but mostly from the mans pelvis rubbing against the vulva.

Um, HE HAD SEX WITH ASHLEE SIMPSON I'm sorry but I'd rather put a bullet in my brain...I'm not jealous of that sorry loser on his has been tv show.

#84 Fuckin hilarious!

This guy is so fuckin lucky. Even if only half of what he says is actually true. I have to say though, telling people you have a big dick and then admitting that you erased any possible proof is pretty weak.

Oh, by the way everybody, I have a huge dick and I lost my virginity at age 12 to this like 22 year old Italian model. I had a bunch of photos but, she like stole em when we broke up.

#95 aren't we touchy.

#37 you are so fascinating!!! no really I mean, wow! You have like, read some books and stuff! I got so bored reading your post I can't believe anybody actually finished it.

I understand he's going to be in a new show -this interview is publicity stunt aimed squarely at the target market to get attention (regardless whether the info is true or not), and it's working. So the guy will do anything to be a success...yep, he's a whore.

#97

I think "half" of what he said was true (4")

Riiight.

Very few men don't lie, even a little bit, about their sexual conquests. I wouldn't believe half of what he said. And eight inches? My ass.

And wasn't it Joe Simpson who said that Ashlee was loud in bed?

#95- That was so hot, and so true!

#37--I faked orgasm with you.

#37, in the spirit of fairness, you should make a list of things guys dont like about big, loose coochies.

My fantasy with Wilmer is now dead after reading what a egotistical and tacky slut he is. Some guys are sluts, and that's okay. But to brag about your conquests and rate them is trashy and very unsexy. I highly doubt he has an 8" cock. I'm sure one of his ex-conquests will come forward and rate him for all of us inquiring minds.

Truth is, he's got nothing left now. That 70s show is nothing to brag about so now he's left with tales of anal sex with freckled teens. OTOH, Ashton Kutcher is cool, sexy, and monogamous AND has self-confidence, the sexiest thing of all. Wilmer, an insecure, immature twit and a good example of why machismo sucks.

#95

"This is because the highest concentration of nerve endings on a woman are in the vulva. The pleasure women get during sex comes from pressure of the penis, but mostly from the mans pelvis rubbing against the vulva."

Uh WRONG!!!! Ever heard of a clitoris?!!!!! Seriously, look that shit up. The highest concentration of nerve endings are in the vulva???!!! Oh God, that is hysterical!!! You're one to talk about a woman not exploring her body enough to know how to get pleasure.

i like fez better than wilmer.

and they both bragged about sex.

Wilmer is a loser, I don't care how many inches he's got.

http://uslessthings.blogspot.com/2006/03/wilmer-valderrama-is-jackass.html

#106

Ummm...What's the difference between a vulva and a clitoris?

I thought they were both European cars.

what an asshole...class act all the way....prick, and who would even want to admit to banging those skanks anyway! thats the funniest part...

Why are we so focused on the length of his penis?!?! Everyone knows it's the GIRTH that counts!!! TUNA CAN!!!!

#100

Bravo! Very funny!

Howard should have asked if Lohan spray-tans down there.

I've had bigger.

And yes, the clitoris is what you meant to say, #95.

EW this guy is probably the ugliest in the celebrity world... how dare him talk about his experiences with those girls and rate them for public to hear. He should feel grateful to have had those girls look his way after they blinked at him the first glance. I dont even know what he is thinking...

The female external genitals are collectively referred to as the vulva. The clitoris is part of the vulva. Freshman health class, folks.

Can someone please explain to me how a guy named "Wilmer" evens gets any sex ? ! I mean please .. come on... there are limits !

What the fuck? 8 inches is big? Holy shit... either American men are hung like baby carrots or I'm actually well hung, and to be honest I doubt it's the latter.

#116

True dat. However, since the vulva refers to the labia majora, labia minora, clitoris, and entrance of the vagina, and none of those places EXCEPT the clitoris has an abnormally high concentration of nerve endings, I thought it was necessary to be more specific. Seriously, who gets off if you're just fumbling around with their labia and their vaginal entrance?

Damn Straight I'm the best he's ever been with. I'm a sex-loving whore.

i can't wait for one ( or all ) of this girls come out and say "8 inches ? yeah, right"

I cant believe they let me post all 85 "penis facts". If I upset people, I do not apologize, maybe I should've wait till a Tommy Lee/Pam Anderson story to appear before posting all that. I didn't write that list but, some of its true, I noticed the ladies just picked out a few misguided "facts" and never addressed the facts basically saying women likes a big one over a small one, which we all know is true.

Well now we know who daddy's little girl is...Papa Joe focused all his energies on his favorite daughter (more talented, beautiful and a virgin until marriage) and ran out of effort for his second daughter, who is fake-talented, looks like a mole and, as we all suspected, is not a virgin either.

And if Lindsay was 17 when Wilmer banged her and now he has admitted it...how long until the cops are after him for statutory rape?

PS-BoardBetty killed me with Tuna Can!

I think that Stern should get all of these women on the show and then find out if he was telling the truth or not.

I am with #124. That would be entertaining in the least, especially to hear their take on things.

I wonder how many of them would say "I had to fake it. He was mediocre at best."

Honestly, if I were one of these girls, (doesn't matter how good he was) I would LIE through my teeth and totally emasculate him in front of everyone. It wouldn't matter how good he was, I would humiliate him for going public.

I for one believe the guy but I bet it's a thin 8". You can see that he's packing something on That 70s Show. A lot more than Ashton Kutcher, that's for sure!

um, 106, by the way, the clitoris is PART of the vulva. DUH.

The vulva is the entire external part of the femal sex organs.

I know that, and I'm a guy. IF you're a chick and you don't know that, you are an idiot.

Every woman wants a big penis. This is because they enjoy having their cervixes thumped against.

FACT.

/Owns an average length, nicely thick one she would never give up. Mmmm.

I listened to the interview, IMO, it's mostly howard stern putting words in his mouth.

haha, when people doubt someone else's size isn't it because THEY are compensating for THEIR small size? lol give me a break you dummies.

Um, #127, read post #119. DUH!!

first of all he was on Howard Stern. did you expect him to discuss.. current events.. book clubs... come on.. cut him some slack. Every guy out ther has had the same conversation.. his is just on a differnt scale cause he is a celebrity. and as far as his endowment. HE"S LATINO!. They are more often than not better than averagely endowed.
All u guys talking crap about him.... i have one question.. Jealous much?

Big fucking deal, sooner or later we will all get the chance to fuck Hohan and my cock may be only three inches but it's 5 inches around, kinda like a half beer can.

So beat that Fez.

Well, if Ashlee was so loud, it was probably her butt that he probed. You'd be loud too with 8 inches in the pooper. He probably did her that way so that he wouldn't have to look at her troll face and risk losing his boner.

I think the whole story is fake though...only tagging ONE ass in Hollywood? C'MON!

#127-"um, 106, by the way, the clitoris is PART of the vulva. DUH.
The vulva is the entire external part of the femal sex organs.
I know that, and I'm a guy. IF you're a chick and you don't know that, you are an idiot."

Yes but the clitoris is the main area of nerves as 119 said. Meaning, if you start going down on a woman's labia...she'll probably put her clothes on, call you a freak, and ask you to leave. That's what you don't learn in sex ed.

Uggg...imagining Wilmer and his 8 cm, I mean, 8 inch dick, probing Ashlee simpson in the pooper, while her loud, ugly man voice increases a decibal each thrust.....The Superfish has completely ruined sex for me for at least a week.

Well I can't testify to the size of his penis, but his ego certainly is huge, alas his brain is not. It should not take a rocket scientist to know that outing women you have slept with is like shooting up a flare to warn future conquests. But then again, that assumes the women in Hollywood have brains too. I can only assume the "famous" actress he visited through the back door, was older than he was, so he might have a lot of fertile furrows to plow in that age category. Since his career is pretty much one dimensional...playing a brainless hispanic immigrant, he might be working on a career alternative. Can anyone say gigilo? Or maybe porn? Nah, I think Ron Jeremy still has a better body and is certainly better hung. Wilmer may have an above average latin schlong, but he will never get past those girly shoulders and arms.

Okay, I just have three words to comment on this. 6 syllables.

Too. Much. Information.

But really, what can you expect from a...what is he, 25?...25-year-old who's currently unnatached? Isn't that the same with every guy of that age? He just happens to be...um...famous. And not really that famous, if I may point that out. B-list at best.

From now on, every guy who bangs Lindsey, Jennifer or Ashley has to be thinking "EEEEEEEW, FEZ's leftovers". Not to mention the embarrassment of dicking a girl that slept with a guy named Wilmer. The shame of it all....

he's lying through his teeth...