Mar 17 2006Tom Cruise has no sense of humor

The public should just revolt and boycott his films. I know I have already.

This happened weeks ago...

Would the world really care if Tom Cruise dropped off the face of it? Doubt it. So don't know why this guy has so much pull.

What a wierdo! This is the same episode that Isaac Hayes left the show over. Is it a requirement of Scientology that you MUST be a lunatic and a fanatic? I saw the show when it first aired. I think it was priceless.

Come out of the closet Tom...

I think it is safe to say that Zacheus was a wee little man, and he was Evil... which is why the religious leaders wet their pants when Jesus went to Zach's house. I think that Jesus would go to Tom Cruise's house as well and then Tom would give Jesus a complete set of Tom's movies and thank him for being an inspiration (but not as much as Harry Potter or whomever started Scientology).

I think Jesus would get mad when Tom asked him about whether or not Marry had a silent birthing experience like Kate is going to have.

That's such an empty threat. Like he isn't going to promote a movie he's producing. Right. Viacom needs to get some balls. And don't they realize no one wants to see Tom Cruise anymore anyways? B/c we all now know he's a freak of nature.

L. Ron Hubbard has a lot to answer for. And so does Tom Cruise's mum.

I would also like to mention the fact that the last 2 Christmas episodes of SOuth Park were incredibly wrong (yet extremely funny) but no fanatical Christian groups were fighting and threatening anyone. B/c they know it's a joke. And so is Scientology. Aliens in the volcanos. Give me a break. Some acid dropping science fiction writer made up Scientology. All they are is a glorified cult.

What, did they cancel a rerun of the episode? Because I saw an episode with that exact description sometime last year. (The one where Tom Cruise was in a closet literally, and they wanted him to come out of the closet).

#5: "I think Jesus would get mad when Tom asked him about whether or not Marry had a silent birthing experience like Kate is going to have."

You fool, there is no Jesus. That's just something the souls of the dead aliens (tethans or wahtever...) saw in a giant cinema like thingy, and believed to be true.

I boycotted that show long ago - because of their treatment of Kenny.

Jacq said: "Is it a requirement of Scientology that you MUST be a lunatic and a fanatic?

LOL!! YES!!!

Could someone please explain the fundamental idea of freedom of speech to this nutjob? If you don't like it, don't watch it, numbnuts.......

By the way, I am really starting to feel sorry for this baby... poor little gaffer never had a chance.... After Brangelina takes Sean Preston, maybe they could adopt this one too......

http://www.thecloset.notlong.com

I guess he's proved that scientology is a religion after all. Like other religions, this one aparently isn't above sensorship either.

The Superficial is getting funny again!

Tom Cruise killed Kenny...you bastard!

South Park was suppose to rerun the episode on Wednesday night. I remember seeing the commercials about the show re-airing it a few days before. WHen I went to watch it didn't show. It sucked because my boyfriend had never seen it. Tom is such a jackass.

Did Tom manage to keep it running over the net too?

GOSH! This is such bullshit! If any Catholic, Baptist, Methodist, etc., etc. organizations attempted this kind of crap, they'd be laughed out of the conference room! If they let him get away with this fascist malarkey, yes I said malarkey, they're going to end up alienating South Park's fan base, because that completely goes against the grain of everything South Park is about-no line uncrossed, no toes unstepped on. Yeah, I know unstepped isn't a word, but I'm trying to make a point here.

I don't get, Tom. What type of Jim Jone-type hold does this religion have on you? I liked it when you were crazy jumping up and down on Oprah's couch like most dogs do, but now you're loosing your sense of humor.

You and Isaac Hayes need to stop sniffing each other's butts and have a good laugh! Scientologist have all the money in the world and can't buy a freakin' funny bone!

Triumph

Someone with more follow thru than me needs to start up a boycott of MI3. I'll participate, but i'm too lazy to mobilize the movement. Not to mention being busy standing in line for my Thank you for Smoking tickets. tommy, i'll be at the loews in times square if you want to try and censor that again.

T.C. is a total lunatic, makes me wonder sbout hoe znicole could stay with him so long. Is she crazy to??? Also we need to start a grass roots campaign to save "Kate". Poor girl. And I don't even care for her droopy face. Number 10 did you mean Heathens? Also,encorship in any form is unconstitutional (unless you yell Bomb in an airport) SHAME on Tom.

I've read that Scientologists lose touch of reality because they believe in aliens and being inhabited by other life forms and all this off-the-wall stuff, so naturally they become paranoid & insane. What I want to know is, how could Kate grow up a "devout" Catholic, and accept this hogwash? Hasn't she ever heard of the word, "cult"?

I am NEVER watching another T.C. movie for as long as I live. What an a-hole!

BTW, if you haven't seen the episode yet, you can watch the whole thing and commercial-free at www.hollywoodinterrupted.com
It is hilarious!!!

I want Tom Cruise to get hit by a Mack truck at full speed.

I am so sick to death of that arrogant, pretentious douchebag.

SSSHHHH! All you thetans pipe down and stop talking bad about Tom and LRon or he will have us all shut down too. Tom is Everywhere!!!

Lets just hope that Comedy Central will run the scientology episode for a week straight after MI3 is released and Tom can't back out of promoting the new movie. Which should also be around the same time as his relationship with Katie Holmes is exposed for the sham it is. Come on people - Tom and Katie making it has the same odds as Kenny making it through an episode.

The episode aired on Wednesday night, but the background music was really loud and you couldn't really hear what the characters were saying. It was like they were trying to drown out the dialogue with creepy background music. Did anyone else have that problem?

Does this mean that there might not be an episode where Chef is killed off, and Scientology is ridiculed harder than it's ever been before?

What a creepy bastard.

#26-Mind if I drive?

Canada tried this after "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut." However, the boycott didn't work. They still get our polluted air.

I love that Isaac Hayes has no problem singing about "chocolate salty balls" among numorous other things, yet the second they make fun of his so-called religion. He gets all huffy. So ridiculous! So it's fine to make fun of Jews/Catholics/Muslims, etc. but you can't make fun of some freak fake religion revolving around aliens! What kind of weird hold does L. Ron Hubbard have over these people?!?!?!

#31 - Be my guest. In fact, if you honk the horn a few times before you slam into him, that'll be even funnier.

What a dick.

So he's not going to promote MI3? Well, if it sucks as bad as 1 and 2 then it's no great loss.

Fuck you Tom Cruise. I can't wait for your life to end. And I hope your kids dog gets hit by a car.

#34-Sweet. Maybe he'll even try to stop the truck with "mental powers". lol I couldn't type that with a straight face.

Yep, still a douchebag. Nothing special.

Plus it only encourages people to buy the South Park DVD and make the company richer. Thanks a lot, Douchey.

I think humor is against Scientology.

I really wish he would refuse to promote MI3. Grant my wish Tom! Oh yeah, but then Katie would have to not give birth because isn't the promotion/release of MI3 supposed to coincide with the debut of the "fruit of his loins?"

What an asshole. It makes my skin crawl to think that this dickhead has so much clout.

I wondered what the hell happened! I had my Tivo set to record that.

He will get his some day. People like this dont get away with there holier then thow attitude for ever.

No pun intended...LOL

He is a very mixed up little man. What is truly AMAZING is that the guy cant even act. Thank GOD for action films. Its the only way he can cover up his lack of talent.

lol, what a fucking douche. Mel Gibson is just "churchy" compared to this psycho.

What a moron. Like anyone wants to watch his movies, hell more people might go if he doesn;t endorse the movie.

But it already aired... Everyone already saw it! How is he stopping it from being seen if it was already on, and everyone already watched it? LAME.

"That's such an empty threat. Like he isn't going to promote a movie he's producing. Right."

I totally agree. They should have called his bluff.

When did Tom join the cult? I liked Risky Business.
Now I'm going to smash his fake Harpo the killer whale stunt and take the "love" of his life away.

I'm going to nail Katie Holmes and put the video on the internet if she doesn't renounce her career choice and escape from Tom.

He's a repressive, oppressive or whatever crap they call anyone who doesn't buy hook line and sinker their cult thought.

Me, I wanna start my own religion. That's where the money is.

Signed,
L. Ron Hubbard - Sci-fi writer, Cult Leader

Ummmm, does this mean we are going to have to look at Tom and Katie all weekend? I am going to have three days of nightmares about a giant herpes sore being chased by a gay midget.

He does realize that his bitching about that particular episode will only make MORE people watch it, right? Hell, even I watched it and I don't watch South Park.

What a douchebag.

#47-I'm sure the folks at South Park realized that though. As brilliant as it may be to garner more attention for the show, it seems so unlike them to censor ANYTHING. Makes them look like little pussies.

Tom Cruise is an itchy boil on the deranged ferret that is popular culture. He is one spoke away from Michael Jackson on the freak wheel. He must be stopped!

You can also view the episode here commercial free

http://www.xenu.net/

What a fucking douche bag.

Just one more way he is glib.

What's wrong Tom, you afraid your fans are going to find out that you believe that the earth is made up of bad alien souls and you in your stupidity paid millions of dollars to have you body cleansed.

A male whore would have done the same to you for a few bucks.

Tom is a whinny Punk.

I wish there was a way to release Xenu and help Xenu destroy Tom and his evil scientology partners...

Huh?

I don't get it. This same episode aired weeks ago.

Tom Cruise is the Gay Pope of Krazee.

Is that the same episode where Kyle is worshipped by the scientologists?

Since they have no voice now for Chef and they can't "talk" about scientology, they should do an episode where Tom and Chef just stand in the background of every single scene of an episode holding hands. Not talking, not doing anything, but just randomly standing in the background while all the action in the episode takes place.

#53 It was going to be re-aired wed night after it was announced that Hayes quit the show.

Hey, I just watched it on the web. So funny. Maybe more people will see it on the web then there would have been if it were aired..

Way to go Tom!

#56 LOLOLOL!!!

... or everytime Cartman or Stan open a closet door, Tom is STILL in there!!

#47 maiira:
Couldn't agree with you more! I watch once in awhile, but after the big stink he made, I just had to watch! Whatta fuckin baby.

#3 You hit it right on the head. Hollywood has no problems mocking Christianity at the drop of a hat, but Scientology? Now that's out of line...

Tom also had a Katie Holmes sex scene excised from her latest movie. For that reason, he should go to hell.

#58 lmao. That would be so awesome. Stan: "Tom, you okay in there? You've been in there for like, two years."
Tom: "Yeah but I'm a little hungry. Can you get me another puppy to eat."

Heres a thought, he hasn't had a hit for YEARS in a movie that he totally carried (War of the Worlds was a Steven Speilberg movie and a remake)

Is he REALLY going to take a chance on killing his career if the MI3 tanks? Eyes Wide Shut, Vanilla Sky, Minority Report, etc... if MI3 tanks suddenly you don't have so many producers willing to pay that salary of his. Man, queens can be so bitchy sometimes, maybe Katie isn't using a big enough strap-on.

All of his behavior of late has cause a conditional response within my head.

As soon as I see Tom Cruise, I immediately think, "Douche Bag!"

You guys are missing the point. Viacom owns Paramount and Comedy Central. There are only a small handful of assholes who own everything. There IS NO freedom of speech.

And Tom Cruise is gay.

god i hate people.

Tom Cruise is a creepy, little man. I can definitely live without seeing M3 and that is exactly what I am going to do. I will keep my $12 and he can just kiss my boycotting little ass!!

Tom Cruise is a creepy, little man. I can definitely live without seeing M3 and that is exactly what I am going to do. I will keep my $12 and he can just kiss my boycotting little ass!!

oops tourettes again. sorry.

All South Park Fans should boycott MI3. Just a thought.

Oh yeah, and Tom Cruise is a homosexual who pays women with $ and fame to date him.

This more than anything tells me what a bastard he is. I mean, okay, he has his religion and his beliefs...whatever. Good for him. But is he so insecure, are his beliefs so shaky that god forbid someone else should have a laugh? What's the big deal??? If he's right, he's right, let him take comfort in that fact. I hope his fascist ass dies in an accident.

Screw tom cruise over, by sharing this episode with everyone you love:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSj9gc36Bw8&search=South%20Park%20Scientology

When I first heard about this ep I "found" it and watched it over and over. I told all of my friends and they watched it over and over. When it came on our commedy chanel (I'm in Canada) I watched it again.
I know Chef boycotted being in the episode, but why would he wait until now to leave the show? *checks watch* Oh, Tommy boy hasn't been in the media for all of 11min and needed a patsy to get him something to publically screw up.

I'm suprised it took people this long to realize Tom Cruise was a douche. Or as in the South Park world, The Biggest Douche In the Universe!!! Scientology is a cult and South Park is getting censored for telling the truth about it. If Scientologist's want to be looked upon as a legit Religion, they need a new face for scientology. Cuz TC is a raving freakin lunatic, and he's been a complete asshole his whole career. People are talking about boycotting his movies. I've been doin that since Top Gun simply becuz this guy is a talentless hack! Burn in Hell, or whatever alien planet that is the scientology enemy, You Prick!!!

You dont knwo when he became a jackass?! where the hell have you been. He's sues at the drop of a hat. Hell hell sue regular people for bashing him. Remember the guy that called him gay a few years back?

It's a good thing Cruise nipped this in the bud and caught it after they've only aired it a dozen times and it's all over the net. It sounds like he got the former head of FIMA to do his PR damage control.

Here is the episode... who the f*ck is Tom Cruise to decide what people can watch?

Avi ---> http://www.xenu.net/archive/media/Vault/South.Park.S09E12.DSR.XviD-XOR.avi

Real video ---> http://www.xenu.net/archive/media/Vault/SPEpisode912_-_Trapped_in_the_Closet_-_irc.tveps.net.rm

Man my reasons for hating him go to just one thing - he has ruined Katy Holmes, ruined her

Isn't it just surreal when you read up on what Scientology is all about? All of these people, who otherwise appear normal (except Tom Cruise, of course)get sucked into this insanity and have no clue what they're doing to themselves. This is not one of those things you just walk away from when you feel like it. I've read some stuff about people trying to leave and a lot of them end up having psychotic breaks, getting hammered by their legal team, committing suicide, or "committing suicide" if you get my drift. It's really sad.

If we ignore him will he just go away?

I'm afraid not... not unless the great lord shanu shoots him with a BB gun... It's difficult 'tho... he won't come out of the closet!

I absolutely HATE Tom Cruise with a passion. He takes himself so seriously.. oh his beliefs are right and no one can challenge them in any way but he can feel free to critisize Brooke Sheilds or anyone else who does something that he doesn't agree with... idiot.

this thread needs more Xenu, you can make everything better with more Xenu.

I like Tuaca and Xenu over ice.

Oh, and Tom Cruise likes the cock.

I started boycotting his movies after Top Gun. I just can't stand looking at him.

#48: Exactly! I always got the impression that South Park was sort of the anti-censorship. Clearly, someone has gotten to them.

Y'know, all this agreement is getting kinda boring. I'd almost like to see some deranged fan come on here and just be all like "u all suck haterz tom cruse is better then all of u!!!!!!!!!!!"

Anyone want to defend Tom Cruise?

.....

Anyone??

.........

*Crickets*

...............

Fine. TO IMDB!!

I can't wait for the mothership to come pick these motherfuckers up. That or a nice little Heaven's Gate Hale-Bopp moment would be nice.

#84 I don't think the South Park boys have much say on when and how the episodes air. Comedy Central and whoever owns it do, it's corporate censorship in its lowest form.

Oh, and Tom Cruise most definitely likes the cock.

Droopy Face Holmes was already ruined. If anything, his xenu seed made her more profitable.

#63 On behalf of homos everywhere, we do not claim Tom as one of our people. You can keep him. Wait though, can aliens be gay?

#88 Jay from the Bay,
look, just accept the fact that the gay community has to deal with it's Richard Simmons, Tom Cruises', Clay Aikens, and Liberaces' just like the straight community has to deal with it's O.J. Simpsons, Will Farrels', Paris Hiltons', Natasha Lyons', Ted Kennadys' Jessie Helms' Courtney Loves', and William Hungs' etc... The sooner you accept, the sooner the healing can begin.

#88 Jay from the Bay,
look, just accept the fact that the gay community has to deal with it's Richard Simmons, Tom Cruises', Clay Aikens, and Liberaces' just like the straight community has to deal with it's O.J. Simpsons, Will Farrels', Paris Hiltons', Natasha Lyons', Ted Kennadys' Jessie Helms' Courtney Loves', and William Hungs' etc... The sooner you accept, the sooner the healing can begin.

DAMMIT!!! I swear that the first comment didn't load, I checked back 15 min later and it still wasn't here, so I rewrote it. Curse you Superficial for mocking me. ;)

Tom Cruise can suck a dick.
South Park rules.

# 56---PERFECT!! LOL! or perhaps he could join satan and saddam in a three-way? i'm not too worried about the south park boys. this will give them fuel for many, many episodes. they were on david letterman the other night but my damn tivo changed channels on me and i missed part of it.

has anyone else noted that the perfectly delicious

http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/

has not been updated since 12/6? i know his lawyers have been harumphing at them for awhile. TC bites.

# 56---PERFECT!! LOL! or perhaps he could join satan and saddam in a three-way? i'm not too worried about the south park boys. this will give them fuel for many, many episodes. they were on david letterman the other night but my damn tivo changed channels on me and i missed part of it.

has anyone else noted that the perfectly delicious

http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/

has not been updated since 12/6? i know his lawyers have been harumphing at them for awhile. TC bites.

whoops. sorry.

The guy that does the voice of Chef quit the show because of this episode. Apparently the guy is also a scientologist and was offended by the episode. This is understandable coming from the man that sang the words "put my chocolate salty balls in yo mouth". Silly.... & pointless if the episode didn't even air. Very unfortunate.

Screw South Park, but most of all screw Tom Cruise; and shouldn't Katie have crapped out her kid yet, it seems like she has been pregnant forever!

#90 Spindoc - yeah, you're right. Send Tom over and I'll hit it.

# 88
of course aliens can be gay! sulu just came out, didn't he?
where no man has gone before, heh-heh.

God, how anyone can believe L. Ron Hubbard's BS is beyond me. You take a man who's a disciple and the self styled heir to Crowley, practices sex and ritual magic, writes horrible sci-fi, comes up with the dumbest cult bullsh*t ever, mix in some rich wackos, and what have you got? A huge pain in the @ss that's not a joke anymore. Somebody needs to get these douches off the crazy pills. And Tom's been a dick for years. I was an extra on one of his movies, and he's quite the pompous ass.

#99 Well, in that case...Tom and E.T. sitting in a tree, F.*.C.K.I.N.G...

I suggest people have a look at this article

http://www.scientomogy.com/lronhubbardjr.php

Reveals quite abit of the illegal activities Hubbard was involved.

More reference:

http://www.scientomogy.com/scientology_info.php

first off

ive been reading up on scientology lately
insane that anyone that reads anything about this cult would even consider jumping into it

there is a website called factnet that exposes cults and their uses of torture and the effect it has on its victims

really fucking disturbing to read

second always loved katie can't believe she is falling for this
hoping she can get out and away from this before its too late

and third
found on variety.com
matt and treys official response to this

good for them
they aint laying down

form variety~~~~~~~~>

While the "South Park" creators didn't directly comment on Comedy Central's decision to pull the episode, they issued an unusual statement to Daily Variety indicating the battle is not over.

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

The duo signed the statement "Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu."

~
moonh8sun

Quoting www.factnet.org --> "FACTNet name the entire South Park TV Show Staff our FACTNet Person(s) of the Year for 2005.
"

Damn...it should have been us...
BASH HARDER PEOPLE! FOCUS!

Tom Cruise is the new Brando. When is this crazy fucker going to get fat, buy an island and go away?

jay, that may have been the funniest thing i've seen today
(i think i just wet myself)!!

This makes no sense to me. Don't these people work with something called contracts? Contracts are what keep people from doing whatever the fuck they want.

So I suppose Tom can just waltz into Comedy Central headquarters tomorrow and threaten not to promote MI3 if everyone doesn't bend over and lick his ass. This has got to be a case of Tom sucking the right person off.

of course, according to the same "variety" artical, tom's people deny all.

as much as i'd hate to be their kid, i'd hate to be the person that cleans up after him, even more. makes cleaning up after the circus elephants look like a picnic.

Of course he has no sense of humour. Remember the water gun incidence?

HAIL XENU!!!

tom cruise has tried to censor the media? "this time you have gone too far, tom cruise. now you must die."

* post martial art movie with bad dubbing link here showing CHUCK NORRIS kicking weeny tom cruise ass*

p.s., tomcruise does not like the cock. he loves it.

Thank you to everyone who posted a link to the episode, I have not seen it yet, and that's where I'm going right now....FUCK YOU TOM CRUISE.

#20 - talking to yourself again?

I know at one time all the founders and head "church aliens I mean leaders were all in jail for various reasons (tax avasion for one). That includes L. Ron's widow. I guess they don't pay taxes on Tom's planet Analovust. I honestly don't know how John Travolta is going to play a cross dresser in his next film and the church be alright with that. I no longer support either of their films and haven't for a couple of years. I would also state that I don't support their fellow scientologists jenna elfman (dharma & gregg) and lisa marie presley. However, their "work" already sucks so that goes without stating.

That crazy Scientology is scaring the living bejesus outta me... What the fuck are these people up to? What's really scary is that some really smart people fall pray to this bullshit, and when they finally wake up, they are too intimidated by the higher-ups to break away... Yikes.....

Scientology only offers a false hope of reality that shows you a window for which there is resemblance of insanity. The most brilliant of men and women can fall susceptible of sex, drugs, and false hope Scientology provides. I suggest everyone read up on it and decide for yourselves where you stand upon this issue of Tom Cruise and power hugry "scientologist." Remember, control someone's faith and dreams, you control their lives.

104 - so an anti-scientologist group named a group of people that include a prominent scientologist as their people of the year? That's odd.... Kinda like Ukranians for Stalin, or a Bosnian Salute to Arkan's Tigers.

Big deal... people have already seen it once, or downloaded or even tape it for God's sake. If he wants us to stop thinking he is a loony, he will never do that...
This is just a tantrum, whatsoever, my kids's tantrums have more argument.

112 - That is simply not true. Tom does not like the cock, nor does he love it. He just holds it in his mouth until the swelling goes down.

i don't even watch south park regularly, but i gotta see this one.
tom cruise pulled this stunt to draw attention to scientology, OBVIOUSLY.
the thetans...is that a frat full of hot guys? no wonder tom is so into thetans!

That episode sounds like it would have been funny. I hope that after MI3 is done with promotions... South Park will take their revenge. They'll be even better equipped later on, because Tom Cruise gets crazier & more annoying with each passing day.

Internet, I believe you've been pwned and a couple of half-assed cartoonists from Colorado have once again played you like a violin for their own economic gain. When will you learn?

#123, why would you say everyone was "pwned?" (A loathsome, idiotic pseudo-word, to be sure.) Because Comedy Central and Tom Cruise are denying this story? Did it not occur to you that they have economic reasons for denying that this occured? Comedy Central is under orders from Viacom, and Tom Cruise is covering his ass.

when you read this http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/index.html
it appears that they, comedy central, not only agreed to not air the episode they also told Matt and Trey to refrain from making any public statement that would publicly humiliate mr. cruise.

Ps:mr. cruise thinks that cock is COOOOoooool..

Well, so much for freedom of speech and expression Tommy-girl.

Thank you for preaching you socialist prick on your own platform, but if someone else wants a forum, you use your pseudo power to scare your bitches about a movie that will probably be about as good as the first two.

Boycott his movies? Boycott his life!

Thank you to superficial for not restricting our freedom of speech, but look out, there might be a microscopic, closet queen, looking to do it for you.

Tom, Scientology is a cult not a religion.

Katie, run away.

I honestly am going to go to church tomorrow and light one of those little candles and pray that Tom will die soon.

And, who gives a crap about MI3??? Or anything that weasly little bastard does? He is the slime that lies between two wrinkles in a baboon's ass. He is the epitome of everything that is wrong with this world. Because of Tom, the terrorists have won.

Hey wasn't he in the movie Risky Buisness?

I thought I recognized him.

i hate him more and more everyday...lets hope he self destructs soon...must be a Napolean complex with this dumb troll.

South Park should do an episode where isaac hayes is sucking tom's dick in the closet, complete with slurp noises and tom telling isaac he did well by quitting the show.

I thought this had already been shown? It's been available to download for a couple of months now.

Watch the episode, it's absolutely hilarious - they say the words "Tom Cruis won't come out of the closet" about 30 times in a couple of minutes.

#124 - I'm sure it's just a coincidence that this rumor is being circulated only days before Season 7 goes on sale (Tues); Just like it was pure happenstance that somebody whispered to the British press about this same episode and fears of a lawsuit, a mere week before SP episodes were made availble for purchase from iTunes.

Looks like we found the Tom Cruise fan, and his name is discreet_chaos.

that episode IS funny as hell... good stuff

I don't get him, he's just plain weird, as if the South Park episode would change our minds about Scientology. In fact, it would have been better for him to just ignore it, like he does sanity.

That was a fuckin' great episode. The whole out of the closet thing was hilarious!

I don't care about Tom Cruise, but I'm disappointed that Isaac Hayes left the show. Chef!

Tom could buy and sell all you idiots. Katie is hot. Scientology is totally real, and none of you are going to get beamed up to the mothership when the prophecy is fulfilled. So there!!!

I hate Tom Cruise and his GoBrite, unnaturally huge Chicklet smile he flashes to cover up the fact he's braindead. I'm totally boycotting his supid movies as he sucks the big one acting wise. Katie's big fat honking herpetic lesion was featured prominently on a tabloid I saw at the checkout this week. I can only pray she sucked his shrivelled little boy cocktail weeney and gave him a nice case of lesions on th tiny flap of skin. And those things hurt like a son of a bitch, at least the ones I get on my lip do, so imagine what it feels like down there! Buwha!!! I get all tingly thinking of TC with oozing, itchy, weeping lesions on his dick.

No wonder he hasn't any sense of humor left. Those dick sores really sap a guy of his funny boner.

O.K., you guys have GOT to watch this video on youtube. It is hilarious!!! It's Tom Cruise's psychotic visit to Oprah voiced over by "Isaac Hayes". Check it out.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oxGfXAFQcl4

#138, Hmm, well if the fact that Tom could buy and sell all of us makes him right. Well then how about this. Donald Trump, Biill Gates, Oprah Winfrey, etc... could all buy and sell them. Since being able to buy and sell seens to be your way of judging people being right, then I guess, they are more right than him....and guess what, none of them are Scientologists. Oh Gosh! What will Tom do?!?!? Katie might need to use a bigger strap-on to calm him down.

so it has been decided that he's an over-zealous, censoring prick. i think everyone should boycott his shitty movie, therefore making him and viacom loose out on some money. that's what they get for censoring anyone, those assholes.
south park rocks hard. i hope they have an episode where chef (God love him until now) kills tom by getting him in the ass and his body ruptures apart. indeed.

#1, i forgot to mention.

the public IS revolting.

katie doesn't have "herpes." it's all in her head.
even though scientology is a massive lot of horseshit, i have decided it's also the perfect way to get back at someone who pissed you off. monica jenkins, if i have the address right, you'll be hearing from some verrry special people. i mean thetans. i mean, really, verrry special. bitch.

Well I think that all religions are basis for the butt end of jokes. There is none that is left untouched...what's the deal. If Scientology was a founded, respected religion of some sort. THE ROOT WORD WOULD NOT BE "SCIENCE" OOPS. That means now we have angered all the highly educated Scientists around the world...great. Here we go...another merry-go-round.
Just like the world.....always going round.

#145-ditto. and, it wouldn't have been founded in 1952. seriously, there are a lot more stupid asses in the world than i previously believed. and, if anyone is interested, i have a cult, er, religion that follows the teachings of the tooth fairy. see, you wear these "wings" that represent the ability to prevent oral decay (b/c it is our faith that all dentists are evil, and they only want your money). and, we wear this "tiara" that gives us special mental abilities. for further information, please send 50g's to "toothyology, bumfuck, la." the post man knows...oh yeah, he knows.

#140 thanks for the link! Always appreciated! Tom truly is better than all of you. It's undeniable. Of course, aren't they all...celebrities I mean.

Well, you coulda at least mentioned in your article that is was a re-run that was canceled...

I don't watch South Park so I thought this was new news, hehe...

I laughed my ass off with the "out of the closet" bit. Tom is such a jackass. I want to see the episode again.

Being a person of the 90's I would like to add the suggestion that Tom follows the good example that was set up just for him by Kurt Cobain... I was just caught up to speed on this scientology junk by a coworker today. We had a good laugh about it. Sounds more like the plot to an episode of Transformers or something...

i have always hated tom cruise but now i officially refuse to ever watch one of his movies again. that guy is a bag of douche and scientology is a cult not a religion. any person part of a "religion" that requires you to go into bankrupcy in order to join and that doesn't allow you to ever speak to your family again if you leave is mentally insane, which for them is ok since they don't believe in mental disorders. if you have the time read this amazing article that rolling stone put out. http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/9363363/inside_scientology

I'm a Scientologist and I'll tell you that this crazy story about Xenu is total crap. Some people in the press keep saying that this Xenu story is what Scientologists believe. This is such garbage and it's a story repeated over and over and is intended to keep people from looking into what Scientology actually is. So why would some in the media intentionally try and keep people away from Scientology you ask? Because most media is well paid by the pharmaceutical industry. They see Scientology as a threat to their profits because it is. Scientology has many, many answers that work and are practical. Let's look at 1 example of how the psychiatric drugging industry is hurt by Scientology technology... Let's assume you know someone who has been depressed for several months or even years. Did you know that with Scientology you can literally snap him out of his dark days and make him feel happy again, sometimes in less than five minutes. How could this be? Because Scientology helps and works like nothing else before it. There is no need to be on a psychiatric drug everyday for the rest of your life. This is just one of thousands of solutions Scientology has and it would take literally books to tell you all it has to offer and can do. Give a Scientologist just a few minutes of your time and you'll quickly realize what a sham psychiatry and the psychiatric drugging business is. It's OK to be skeptical about Scientology, but don't assume that what you've been told about it is actually true. Just ask yourself would all these celebrities be involved in it if didn’t help them and others tremendously?

HTTP://WWW.WHATISSCIENTOLOGY.ORG

Apparently Issac Hayes didnt quit the show because he was 'offended'

he was FORCED to quit the show because of $cientologists pressuring him to leave.

He didnt mind the jokes and found them really funny. but he was confronted by $cientologist higherups (and possibly cruise himself, the number 2 man of $cientology) and they forced him to leave with the humiliation tactics that cruise uses on people (remember the waterpistol microphone incident, or the 'gay' rumors, and the recent 'infertile' beleifs)....Hayes didnt want to leave, he was happy playing chef, but no thanks to tommy boy and $cientology made him feel uneasy and probbaly said "either you quit the show or you're excommunicated and will never get our support in future films and other roles, in other words, leave that show or you're on your own"........those evil BASTARDS!

We all know cruise is (a) Gay (he cant hide it....like when he 'scolded' that reporter for spraying him with water, he kept holding his hand)

(b) a control freak

(c) sue happy

(d) infertile

(e) has no sense of humor

(f) a coward (he needs support of lawyers and the media to back him up)

Wakeupworld. you obviously are not in the higher ranks of scientology. when you get to higher ranks (by paying money) THEN you will be told about the Zenu story.

This is part of the reason Cruise went bezerk, because South Park hit dead home on the classified information...the only alteration they made was that Xenu's men dropped the frozen aliens into the volcanoes lava, while Hubbard wrote that the aliens were placed around the volcanoes and then blown up with hydrogen bombs.