Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest kiss on beach

I totally thought he was gay too, he still is though cause Teri is actually a trannie!

Just because you're caught making out with Skeletor doesn't mean you're not gay.

and just because Skeletor is caught making out with you doesn't make her sexy.

but such PDA's suggest that they BOTH wanted to get caught bec they're both gonna benefit from the media exposure. plus Skeletor might actually get a man to bone her. even if he has to throw up afterwards.

That is wrong on so many levels.

wait, I'm confused.

who gets to be the butch lesbian?

SHE LOOKS LIKE THE OLD BAG LADY DOWN THE STREET! WOW THIS MUST PROVE HE IS GAY, BECAUSE NO STRAIGHT MAN WOULD TOUCH THAT WRINKLEY WITCH!

OMG!!1! 7TH POSTT!!

Ewww!

"She laughed at his jokes" ? Wow, the poor girl must be really medicated.

He's gotta be on Brokeback Mountain. . .straight guys don't wear sportscoats on the beach.

I thought he had highlights? Doesn't he have blond highlights on american idol? Hmmmm....maybe she hired a homeless man who LOOKS like Ryan Seacrest so people don't think she devours her lovers.

Are you sure thats not Clay Aiken dressed in drag?

Ryan Seacrest kissing women....
I find that hard to believe, I need more proof!!!

Maybe they were both molested by the same guy when they were younger and figured out that they had something in common.
It was probably Joe Simpson......

ah...ryan seacrest receiving the kiss of death...

they get along so well because they both have breath that smells like ballz...

they're shooting a new pilot....LOIS & CLOT...

Spring is the air, folks. Beware of housewives spraying their mating scent irresponsibly, you could slip.

I bet he kisses like a gay man.

I wonder what heartbreaking secret she'll reveal after Ryan breaks up with her.

I believed this right up until I read

"Teri frequently laughed loudly at Ryan’s jokes,”

Sorry folks just can't see that happening. Ever.

come on now - aren't you all being a little harsh on Teri. Sure she's a little older - and her breasts might be less firm now - but aren't they still "real and spectacular"?

I dunno dude, Terry Hather is pretty hot, kind of like a renegade librarian, you know?

thanks to the disgusting look of teri's outfit i'll be going through expensive therapy for months to come. maybe i should send her stylist the bill.

Overheard at the LA county jail.....

Inmate: Okay Seacrest. You wanna be the man or the woman tonight?

Seacrest: Can I be the man?

Inmate: Sure. Not get over here and suck you wife's dick...

Well, since no other has said it, I will.
It's fake.

So how long do you think they stood there comparing outfits?

Gross! This is so wrong. Teri is much to old for Ryan. They both must be desperate.

he must of that she was johnny damon.

She laughed at his jokes? They kissed? Next thing you're going to tell me is that Ryan is actually taller than 5'2". yeah...the whole thing stinks. He must have Tom Cruise's publicist.

Kinda funny tho, because a gay Seacrest makes sense....if he's straight then I'm scared and a little confused.

omg this looks sooo awkward

kind of like when tom cruise kisses katie holmes...hmmm

to quote #18
"come on now - aren't you all being a little harsh on Teri. Sure she's a little older - and her breasts might be less firm now - but aren't they still "real and spectacular"?"

Having seen her recently somewhere on tv I must ask.... WHAT BREASTS??? I have male cousins in Kentucky with much nicer boobs than she does.

we all like to think Ryan is gay, because its funny. But honestly I never thought he was. Hell, he was on Blind Date years ago before Idol was on and it was with a girl. But fear not, for he is not straight either he is...a metrosexual. And anybody who still thinks that trend is happening deserves to be mocked endlessly. Hell, even the gays are into being cowboys now, so why are the straights still pretending to be gay?

Oh he's gay or willing to take it in the can to further his career. I played golf with his ex-American Idol co-host and he had a few things to say.

OK, i know i commented already but this is so EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

she is a haggard old prune. wtf dos he see in her? or are they both that DESPERATE??????

this woman has a kid for goodness sakes. must she keep publicly humiliating her like this? her ex should sue for custody.

"Maybe they were both molested by the same guy when they were younger and figured out that they had something in common.
It was probably Joe Simpson...... "

LMFAO!

Bullshit! It is another fucking guy dressed as Terri Hatcher.

Wow. She truely IS a less hot version of my Engligh teacher.

But where she's making cosy with all of the apparently attractive Hollywood men, my English teacher's constantly being beaten up for his receeding hairline, beer belly, and fishnet stockings.

Is THIS the kind of world we live in??

Damn, that Sinead O'Conner gets around huh?

Who is he?

Nice backwards hat there Teri. You are most definitely "trendy" and "with it" like the kids today. Face it lady, you're 40, frumpy [hell, your nude scene in your "prime" killed your career for a decade] and babboon-ass ugly; the spackle on your face isn't fooling anyone.

The Church of Scientology would like to present to you their two newest poster children for the cul-, I mean church.

I didn't know boinking your best friends mom was in fashion or making out with your grandmother. Yes I know her show is about old ladies doing it. But seriously who tf wants to see this shit. It's nasty like Jacko making out w/ Lisa Marie. Like someone jouching their eyes out to stop this nasty image.

My universe is shaken. I shall never be the same again.

#39

What's jouching?

#35 LOL very good!

what an attention whore first she cries that she was molested then she date gays just to be in magz covers.

Actually, anyone making out with Rosie O'Donnell must to be gay - she'd only go with a lesbian or an effeminate man.

I really shouldn't read The Superficial while eating breakfast.

He's a gay. Kissing an anorexic middle aged woman doesn't change that.

How is it possible for her ass to look so huge?

Oh, no!!! That skeleton is eating that gay guy!

Well, honestly, I guess it's just good that she's eating for once.

Ok, I really think this is some poor hobo that Ryan is seducing with cocktail weenies and weed.

Can you say "Photo-Op?" I'd be hard pressed to come up with another example of more uncomfortable body language. Her hair looks stringy and the bulky sweater must be to make it look like there's meat on them bones. I agree with whomever said that straight guys don't wear sport coats on the beach - he's not Don Johnson and this isn't Miami Vice.

are you sure that's not simon in a wig?

I haven't seen anything that awkward & forced-looking since the last time I saw photos of a certain "inappropriate age difference, obvious gay cover-up relationship." What were their names again?

a page right from Liza's book.

The combination of two surgically enhanced, painfully thin botox victims that both smell of hair highlighter and pancake make-up just sounds kinda gross.

GAH!

I was nastified by the picture, she's really quite nasty and wretched-looking and I REALLY hate Ryan Seacrest, he's a no-talent metrosexual dork!

teri hatcher? looks more like stephen tyler.

Sorry but you've been fooled big time here folks. That's not Teri Hatchet macking on Ryan Secreast(Out!) in that picture...That's Michael Jackson, posing as her. No wait, I meant, that's Teri Hatcher posing as Michael Jackson. No wait, Shit.

#29, you're an idiot. What's "funny" about being gay? And it doesn't matter if the guy was on some dating show 5 minutes ago, it doesn't mean he's straight. He's not Metro, HE'S GAY. Let me guess you're the one and only person left in the entire world that thinks Tom Cruise is straight, right?

#29, you're an idiot. What's "funny" about being gay? And it doesn't matter if the guy was on some dating show 5 minutes ago, it doesn't mean he's straight. He's not Metro, HE'S GAY. Let me guess you're the one and only person left in the entire world that thinks Tom Cruise is straight, right?

#58, 59, and 60. He probably got it the first time. ;)

You people are so mean! First of all, Teri Hatcher may be too thin and not the best actress, but she still looks better than 99% of women her age. Who are you comparing her to, Jessica Alba, who is 15 years younger? Look around at other 40 year women and try to find one who's not fat and unappealing. And her boobs are not the best, but she's had a child and obviously hasn't had any surgery, like every other actress in hollywood. What do you think you or your wife will look like at 40 after having some kids? I guarantee it will be a lot worse than Teri Hatcher.

#22, You are absolutely right. This is nothing more than a disgusting ploy to get media attention. It's no secret that celebs often have their publicists set up fake romances for them, but these two could at least TRY to make it look real!! 1)I agree with everyone, the kiss looks horribly awkward and not sincere in the slightest. 2)Neither of them is dressed in such a fashion as to try and hide their identity -they WANT to be seen! 3)Neither of them are currently shining stars in the media, so in theory they both have much to gain if this "relationship" is "discovered". He's still gay, she's still gross, the whole thing is fake. See it for what it is people.

It's the most touching story of Fag meets Hag! They'll have an awesome romance together shopping in vintage stores, going to artsy Indy films, and totally wigging out at the club with glo-sticks and apple martinis. Super!!!!

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Sorry for the double post....stupid work 'puter.

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the other side of seacrest

Ewww. Damn she looks like Emily Rose! I can't escape this hideous woman. First she looked like Linda Blair in the exorcist (i still did not get over that pic) & now this. I want my mommy!

I really wish that I could be happy for her, but my GOD, could this be any more of a PR set-up? Seacrest is gay (allegedly) and she's just such an unattractive twig. They do look awkward and wacky. Ew. It just makes me want to curl up and cry.

i feel angst in our family. where's a new tidbit about that wack-a-doodle Tom and his spawn to be ???

Vomit, OUT!

good for seashit, maybe that'll help boost his career in standup - off a cliff. i think she could do much better.

That is the most frou-frou ass kiss ever. WTF.

YECH!

Yes, I'm a heterosexual man saying this about a heterosexual couple. Mike Jackson and Lisa Marie were more convincing.

I think that this is just a convenient hollywood high school pairing.

TERI! Come back to me! Fudgeitabootit! I didn't mean what I said!

I'm surprised that people keep hiring Ryan Seacrest for other projects. American Idol would still be popular even if a Chimp was hosting it, (Hell, Paula Abdul doesn't sound much more inteligent than a Chimp on the nights when she's high) I mean stop giving him credit for being on a sucessful show, it's sort of like giving David Hasslehoff all the credit for Baywatch being popular and not Carmen Elektra and Pam Anderson's boobs.

Nasty! They both look like stretched out men with frozen visages.

Good way to prove you're not gay.

#66 that's great -- you really nailed it!

Yeah! That looks natural for them. He looks like he's kissing an electrical outlet.

"Terri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest Kiss On Beach"

... and frighten all beached whales within a ten-mile radius back into the sea.

Anywhooo... Ryan Seacrest can bone me any day. And I can put my signature to that.

Who wears a 2 piece Armani Suit to the Beach?

That seems a little too metro for my taste...

Oh, and in the right light and the right angle, Terri does look rather manish in that picture...

does she not understand that he was on STAR 98.7 listening to ALANIS MORISETTE and MEATLOAF in the early 2000's?

#62-- i thought it was angelina jolie kissing her bro again!! but.....alba?? come on!!!!! sorry no jealousy here, i KNOW im sexy plus i weigh like 20 lbs less than her ( im 4'11 ;) )and sorry, shes no carmen electra, honey, sorry!

daisy4given

you said neither are shining stars in the media, in fact she is one of the best paid women in TV

as for rest of you guys, most of you are mean-spirited and nasty and will look far worse than she does at 41!

urgh...she's sooooooo old