I'd HIT IT! Right in her 'negative' pooper!

lmao@negative ass

as opposed to jlo with pie ass

Yeah... I gotta say, she's looking hot in these pics, ass or no ass.

#1, wrd

If the best asses were flat as pancakes, Tara Reid would be IHOP. I say a few hundred squats a day wouldn't hurt our dear Tara...

She actually looks somewhat decent in those pictures. I mean, her tits aren't hanging out and she doesn't have a washrag on as a skirt.

She's really gone downhill since Van Wilder

uh she's pretty hot.

I think she looks hot. No ass is much hotter than big ass. I'd have lesbian sex with her... Not that I'm into that or anything. Just saying, that's all.

Even if you're skinny as a stick, those low-riders do nothing for a girl's body. Never mind her non-ass, she weighs like 65 pounds and still has a muffin top. BTW, this chick is a waste of time.....

By the way, if you're gonna go all out with a diet, make-up artist, hot clothes, why not go that extra mile and get your hair done. Jebus. Maybe she ran out of money at that point - she's not exactly the new Julia Roberts; I hear the prostitution industry is really booming right about now...

Whoa...whoa...whoa....

She actually has PANTS on?

Holy....

*has a heart attack and dies*

wow- what a flat ass ! she doesnt need a
j-lo booty but my wall has more curves than Tara. go do some squats!

i can't stand this person...

she cannot dress herself at all...

those pants are horrible, and she probably thinks it makes her look like she has a butt.. but it makes her look terrible...

your back pockets are not meant to be on your legs!

I'm more of a breast man, but that butt is straight up wackness.

You can't be hot if you don't have at least a somewhat decent butt. The best you can be is cute but not hot. Unfortunately I've seen tara reid drunk so many times that I can't consider her cute at this point. So I don't know what she is at this point but she ain't hot. I thought I was the only person who used the terminology "negative ass."

She actually looks pretty decent in these pics, aside from her non-existent ass and the fact that her hair looks like bleached hay that caught on fire then was stamped out with a rake.

Yeah...besides the fact that
1.)She looks older than Sharon Stone
2.)Her lop sided boobs aren't showing
3.)She's got more FAT in her elbows than she does her A$$ and.....
4.)She's Butgly (Butt Ugly)

I'd Hit That....with everyone else's penis!

She must have had it removed along with the rest of her stomach.

All the fat from her ass has been sucked into her liver to detox all the booze.

She's like 10 pounds and STILL has a fat face rofl

Her only job as "worthless celebrity slut" is to look good, and she's done a real bad job of that in the last few years. Now her ass is eating her pants, and she has the hips of a 12 year old boy. Yea yea, so she'd give a stranger a bj in a public toilet...You'd still have to look at her.

HA! I remember seeing this photo somewhere, and i said the same thing, NO ASS WHATSOEVER!!!

I have to disagree with #9
Often times a big ass is better than no ass.

"The bigger the cushion the better the pushin'"

We're currently trapped here in negative gravity forced against our will to go against our will. Please help us.

Signed,
8 Ball

The ass is flat/non-existant but I think it's still okay. The girl in general though.. she needs an overhaul. Actually never mind, she's already a write-off. I don't think she's interesting.

She doesn't look as bad as the other photos. I think she is just buzzing while these were taken. The night was young and she probably snorted coke at Dennis Rodman's house before arriving. She could be more curvy and work on getting an apple bottom like Beyonce. She is curvy in the right areas.

HAHA, hilarious. That's one fugly looking ass, but at least this shows us another side of her, other than her usual spillin- out-of-her-top pose for the camera

She's showing of her ass on purpose? Why? She has none!

I didnt recognize her..she looks sober in the pic...
yes she could use a butt..a woman w/o a butt is like a day w/o sunshine. It balances everything out.

Ass or no Ass, she still lacks class!

kind of blew it with that last line. it should have read: Like a blackhole, only with more sucking.

She reminds me of Pumpkin from Flavor of Love.
But skinnier and less sober.

lol @ everyone saying her flat ass is ok & that she's hot. That's funnier than the term "negative ass".

But I have to say, this outfit is an improvement. At least she's covered up her giant, saggy, fake breasts & lipo mutilated stomach. Now she just needs to put a paper bag over her head & everything will be all good. She can cut holes out where her eyes are, though. Her eyes are pretty.

i still think she's okay

Beside the flat ass, am I the only one who is sick of this LA-style of beat-to-shit designer jeans + Beadazzled tank top + pointy shoes? You'd be hard-pressed to find a NY fashionista dressed like this, though you can still find Jersey girls doing it. Which Tara Reid is so it actually all makes sense. But I still think she looks very sloppy.

suzy, she looks successfully dressed to me, I'm not sure what pics your looking at hehe...

But dare I say...she actually doesn't look that bad. Maybe that hiatus was good for her, either that or she just wasn't being as interesting as Lohan, Hilton or Spears. (i.e. being a complete dumbass)

In my opinion, Tara does not have the figure to wear these low-slung jeans she has been sporting. She looks better these days, granted, but if I had her stomach/hips and back fat, I would not wear those clothes.

trashtastic!

skinny girl, what kind of ass should she have?
crack is baaad. i figure if the belly don't flop over the front, the pants fit.
and at my age, i would kill for that ass. uh, on me.

and this is the first time i've ever seen her looking like a normal person. could this be a new trend??

i heard that cocaine shrinks your ass.

I'm sorry to hijack the thread, I don't mean to. I just have to say that you all must start reading the sister blog, I Watch Stuff http://www.iwatchstuff.com/
It's gotten funnier since the last time you were there, I promise. You're all missing out on some rare comic gems.

And just to stay on topic I have to sum it up by saying that yes, Tara does look much better than her previous pictures. But it changes nothing. She still has no style, no brain, and no shame. Poor girl, she used to be kinda pretty.

What's going on with her boobs? Are they supposed to be at elbow level??

That first photo scared me. I thought it was Meryl Streep or Goldie Hawn from that movie Death Becomes Her.

Agree with those above who'd hit it. Mountains of ass impede important travel into the valley. Additionally, she should hum her Social Security number under the table when I do my taxes this weekend.

Dude, her ass looks way better than that one pic on the superficial when she is partying w/ Paris and her mini gets hiked up.. flab and cellulite city. Good for her for taking it off..

here is the link
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/07/28/tara_reid_is_st.html

I can't stand to look at her now, but can anyone tell me which movie she did the most nudity in? I want to rent it. thanks for the help.

She looks alright. Sadly, the Van Wilder days are long gone...and her tits are absolutely disgusting (why the hell did she mess with them?)...but she looks a lot better than she has been lately. I'd probably hit it as long as she kept her top on.

i feel bad for her, maybe she has some sort of terminal disease. she used to be so cute. is it aids?

Tara Reid IS hot ;-)...in that trailer trash sort of way..

That ass isn't "negative", it's positive(ly)hideous.

Forget her ass, whats wrong with her skin? She's looks orange. And blotchy. Sort of a mystic-tan-gone-wrong kind of thing.

remember Coneheads?

*nods*

#10 - LMAO "muffin top". Yeah, she totally has cupcake pants.
I hate the fact that summer is coming, and I'm going to once again have to see every female between the ages of 14 and 44 squeezed into a pair of lowrider jeans that make them look like they have lovehandles the size of Mt. Olympus.
Even the most annorexic concentration camp looking girls get those chunks of fat hanging out when they wear those lowriders. Sometimes it's so bad that it's cinched in at the belt, making a 100 lb woman look like she's needs to shipped off to jenny craig. I'm hoping some day everyone will look back on cupcake pants/muffin tops (whatever you want to call them) these jeans everyone thinks they look so hot in, and say "What the FUCK were we thinking?!"

The way it looks (hideous) aside, she NEEDS walking lunges and squats just to keep her pants up. See, Tara, an ass can be practical, too.

Her humps, her humps, her humps, her humps, her ugly little lumps, CHECK IT OUT!

She doesn't look like trailer trash, she looks like that lowlife friend that Trailer Trash lets sleep on her living room floor when it's raining really hard.

To paraphrase bart Simpson, she "both sucks AND blows".

I don't know who thought low-rise jeans looked good... it's the fashion industry trying to get you to buy something new this year. (btw, my 501s - which go to my waist - hug my heart shaped bottom and make men cry when I walk by)

LAZY ASIAN, it is true. It happened to me when I was a stripper. It makes your tits shrink too, as long as your tits are flesh-based. :(

P.S. NimuA... Their crying for the same reason I am, and they're not tears of joy. You have forced me to imagine heart-shaped things in old Levis that are pulled up too high, and I never want to think that hard about soccer mom ass.

That's Denis "Power Hammer" Rodman's job.

I just saw some up close pics of Tara Reid and man is she showing her age...wait, she's still really young..oh well, she looks like a "worn out" and "hung up wet" embarrassment! I still don't know how this chick is still in magazines and celebrity news...she's so nauseating! she thinks she's having the time of her life drinking like a fish and doing what ever else that makes her so messed up acting all the time...let's see how great of a time she's having when her liver starts to fail and she turns yellow and is gasping for air and everything shuts down...too bad the young are too stupid and can't see what they're doing to themselves.

P.S.S. I see better looking girls waiting in line to get into the clubs in Atlanta. Shoot, I see better looking girls at gay bars.

I thought no ass was par for the course, unless it's bought!

Ah great, now she's gonna get ass implants.

She needs to take more noassitol

I wonder if she even knows how to spell Liposuction... XD

yes yes I like this picture, it's like some kind of mirror to the future where all pseudocelebrityslutards are gonna end up, anyone rememember Jamie Pressly *chirp* *chirp* EXACTLY! you're next Lohan, you're next.

I'm more worried about the radioactive orange glow she's got going on. Someone needs to tell her to lay off the Mystic Tan.

...I'm sorry, did I miss something? Her butt (or lack thereof) looks pretty normal for a skinny white chick...

Why is she turned around? Is she displaying the 8th wonder of the universe or something? Maybe she's in the circus freak show. The Woman with No Ass?

Ugh I just saw one of the archived pictures of Tara on here, and her ass was like hanging out of her skirt, an ass can do that!?! Chunks almost came up...I swear!

I think her shirt may be on backwards.
And what's the 'Linda Blair' thing going on with her neck ?
And of course 'the drapes don't match the carpet'.

i have a feeling that butt implants may be in her future....

I'd still fuck her

I'd hit it as well. Tara Reid, flat ass or not, is still so f**kin hot that just looking at her gives me a, well. Guess.

ring ring

"Hi, Tara? This is management. Yes we can't help noticing that your ass is absent today. Is your ass sick? Please inform your ass that if its going to take any more days off it will have to hand in a sick line."

I'll bet Sir Mix a Lot is spinning in his grave.

Tara Reid also has a 'negative' IQ.

I can't believe she is standing upright again. Good for her.

At least Jaime Pressley is a fuckable white trash slut. Tara Reid looks like she was poured onto whatever surface she happens to be on or around. Jaime Pressley - - - makes me moist. Tara, makes my eyes water with her whiskey scent and her pig face.

Thank you for your Tara Reid Post. Nothing more fun than seeing the downward Spiral, now we need More Natasha Lyon, Whats up with her Cracne ridden ass?

#57 With you there, GF. I am tall and skinny, and I still manage to have fat rolls in those low-riders.

Due a laundry pile up, I went out abt ten days ago in regular waist jeans, and got a lot of favorable comments. It was 50/50 whether I had gained weight (and needed to) or lost weight (and needed to).

Interestingly, the first camp was 100% male, and the second, female.

I lost the low-riders instead.
Low-riders are your enemy.

LOVE the "muffin top" and #54 - EXACTLY

Talk about a nice outfit gone to waste!

....I'm down with you, Ms. Flat booty! Ha! Who's worse between her and Paris? I can't decide.

Look at that walking porno mishap. Looks like she's had more dicks in her than Madonna.

The word 'ass' gets thrown around a little too loosely these days. Some of us choose to use the word a little more judiciously. There are butts: flat butts, full butts, and all that in between. And, then there are the top-of-the-line butts. That would be the world of Ass-dom. To even call that an ass, negative or otherwise, is an insult to all asses. That's a butt. A non-butt.

Nothing but a crack.

[negative ass is still funny though]

#32 - She sure does. I'd like to see Tara wrangle with New York.

And, Superficial, there is no black hole in them jeans. It's called a brown-eye. Probably a brown-eye the size of a black hole.

Yeah she's hot alright. How about some more pics of that distended stomach action she has going on? Or her surgiacally butchered nipple? I can't even imagine how fucked up her vag must be.

Or can I....

It's what happens when your jeans are really, really ridiculously low. The pockets come down onto your thighs. Not a good look.

hello?!?!? can someone tell me which movie Tara does the most nudity in? I need to see it for an important research project!. Please someone...anyone!

I cant believe people find this chick attractive.
USED to be hott 6-7 years ago does not make for hott now.
Look at her face and the drunken cokwhore lush all over it.
Plus, she's a rank moron, and she dated Carson Daly.
Wake up younger generation, you're worthless.
Current jeans do make chick asses look smaller, but
women have lost their minds if they think men want no ass.
Personally, I dont find it appealing. I'll take it over fat, and
what's up front matters more, but over time, you miss it.
Tara Reid is a woman dressing like a little girl with her immaturity
shining out like Cameron Diaz's as she dates Justin Pencildick.
Obviously a cali chick with the depth of a potato chip. Scuzz or skank, take you pick, been overtouched by Vegas pricks.

She's definitely a skanky whore--not gonna argue that. She's also not really that attractive...anymore. She's actually looked completely disgusting lately...but these pictures are mildy redeeming. I will never understand why women get breast implants, though. 99% of the time they look terrible--this is definitely no exception. I could still bang Tara, though, knowing what she looked like just 3 years (not 6-7) earlier.

Oh yeah...and I think big asses are nasty--there's nothing appealing about them to me. I like a tight firm little ass on a skinny chick. If you like fat sloppy asses then you're in luck...because you can find dozens of them around every corner attached to chicks with low self-esteem that would be happy to put out for you. I love when people try to disguise fat as "curves" or "womanly." Fat is disgusting...and there's nothing womanly or sexy about it. Curves, to me, have to do with bone structure...not how much fat is packed onto the bones. I also hope low-rise jeans never go away.

Lush,

If you think this is hot, then you need to set your cokehead, washed-up, minimal-talented actress standards higher. Maybe she would be hot if she lived in your dorm but for Hollywood, she is pretty beat.

-Harry Connick Jr.

WTF - Let's just blame her looney-tunes downward spiral on Carson Daly. Queer.

I Know why she's showing her ass off, because when Taradise got cancelled a bunch of articles came out saying that she was fat, and Howard Stern even said she needed to lose 20 lbs. She probably lost some weight, and is so excited to show that she's skinnier now that it doesn't occure to her to ask anybody if her skinny ass looks good. Ugh, Tara, when you lose weight ya gotta EXCERSISE too! Her ass looks like well coocked chicken sliding off the bone.

A woman with a curvy body is the sexiest image ever. I will take a woman with a booty over a girl who's tiny with no jiggle. That also means she has no tits and where's the fun in seeing her naked? You can have a small waist and still have a womenly body. I admit, I don't want to be with a girl who looks like the mother in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape". However, there's nothing wrong with a woman who fills out a pair of jeans. If you want a girl who looks like an eleven year old, then so be it. I'll be with the hot mammas who know how to shake that ass.

A woman with a curvy body is the sexiest image ever. I will take a woman with a booty over a girl who's tiny with no jiggle. That also means she has no tits and where's the fun in seeing her naked? You can have a small waist and still have a womenly body. I admit, I don't want to be with a girl who looks like the mother in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape". However, there's nothing wrong with a woman who fills out a pair of jeans. If you want a girl who looks like an eleven year old, then so be it. I'll be with the hot mammas who know how to shake that ass.

A woman with a curvy body is the sexiest image ever. I will take a woman with a booty over a girl who's tiny with no jiggle. That also means she has no tits and where's the fun in seeing her naked? You can have a small waist and still have a womenly body. I admit, I don't want to be with a girl who looks like the mother in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape". However, there's nothing wrong with a woman who fills out a pair of jeans. If you want a girl who looks like an eleven year old, then so be it. I'll be with the hot mammas who know how to shake that ass.

I think people take her photo so that we all have somehting to laugh about. She is sooooo gross and suuuuuch a hasbeen, wain I mean a never-been. Never been hot, never been talented, never been cute.

My god she looks like complete trash! #1 white trash woman in hollywood! I GUESS SHE EVEN LIPOED HER ASS NOW TOO!!!!! HIDEOUS!!!! She is so disgusting looking it's not even funny. Too much surgery + too much drinking + too much drugs + too many stds + too many abortions + too many bad movie roles + too many sex parties = white trash tara reid! WAY TO GO!!

Tara Reid is a trainwreck

Black hole bum, black hole bum
You whore, you reek of cum
Your face is trash, your boobs look dumb,
You should kill yourself.

Ok the last part didn't rhyme, but who cares?
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yeah, and why is she showing it off?!?