Mar 7 2006Steve-O yellows red carpet

Who?

That's the thing with dogs, you can potty train them all you want, send them to obedience school all you want, but if you take them to the Oscars, they still piss all over the carpet.

Why?

Who the hell is this freak...thats right must be that idiot that hangs out with Paris & Nicole.. Yeah that is just so hilarious...what a friggin loser.

I might be unoriginal, but.... who?????

I forgot who this fool is...isn't he going out with Nicole?

For those of you who don't know who he is, he was on MTV's Jackass. Among some of his finer accomplishments in life...pierced ass cheeks together with a stud, stapled a sack (yes, that sack) to his leg, he also has a giant tattoo of his own face on his back.

Indeed a living endorsement for birth control.

You guys don't know Steve-O? From Jackass? This guy is drunk in EVERYTHING so this really doesn't surprise me. I think it's kinda funny. I can see Paris or Tara doing something like this.

Ok,its original.....but what a tacky, looser.

Steve-O is a genius. Truly insane.

I saw a DVD of his, and the special features included a 45 minute interview with him in a car as smoked a whole joint.

It was the funniest thing ever.

Can we get back to looking at photos of Linsay Lohan's girlfriends?"

the sad thing is that I respect him more than I'll ever respect Tom Green.

:(

Maybe it's deeper than just peeing. Maybe the pee represents steve-o's anger toward the entertainment industry, which is represented by a red carpet. Or maybe he's just drunk. And had to go on the carpet.

Ugh, I hate the look on his face in the second picture. "Heh heh, LOOK AT MY PENIS! Heh heh heh!" *vomit*

"Hey!! Look at me! Look at me!! I'm relevant!!"

Attention whore... realizing that life after the short-lived fame of Jackass is very empty.

I don't know what's more disturbing. The fact that he thnks peeing on a red carpet in front of cameras is in some way funny or appealing- or the fact that there are already 2-3 posters here that have said "I think it's kinda funny". The world really has gone mad - and I actualyl liked the show Jackass. But there is a time and place. I guess this what you resort to when your childhood friend has actually made somewhat of a career out of the shit you did when you were teenagers and you were unable to. Talk about pathetic.

What, no NSFW pictures? That's a double standard if I ever saw one. I would love to see urine streaming from Steve-O's urethral meatus!

In response to post #10: Since when does public urination (and at a high-profile event no less) and smoking weed constitute "genius"?

Wild Boyz was funny.. i respect the fact that he that he stands up for animal rights.

#17 i was thinking the same thing! double standard if i ever saw one. sexist superficial bastards.

Wild Boyz was funny.. i respect the fact that he that he stands up for animal rights.

Is he ever going to grow up?

Look's to me that Steve-O needs to grow up in more ways than one!! What is that he's holding, a little water sprout. Come on now, if it isn't bigger than a thimble, keep it in your pants.....PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank GOSH someone has the balls to point out how irrelevant the Academy Awards are now. You go Steve. You go alllll over that rug.

#23 miadm2002,

You hit that shit right on the money. He go LAD(little ass dick) syndrome. Nasty ass. I hate that show. He always got on speedos. THE NERVE!

What the fuck?

This is so disturbing :(
I won't be able to sleep for days now.

love it.

M.P.

what a waste of a human life....

does he really think he is cool by doing that? that's just gross..

Maybe it's just me, but isn't this kind of behavior a little on the illegal side. I can think of at least 2 or 3 tickets and perhaps a fun little ride in a squad car down to the police station that this behavior might merit. Perhaps, since he has shown this type of behavior before a pysch evaluation might be warranted and pehaps he needs to be classified as some sort of sexual deviant or predator. That is what they do to people who expose themselves in public, right?

Clearly, we have come a long way from Pee Wee. At least he had the decency to take care of his business in a dark movie theatre.

ICK! I need to go find my happy place now.

2 words: classless loser.

Imagine what his date thought? OR if he was looking for a date that night...what he did was funny but classless and I do think it is time for Steve-O to grow up.

He also has "your name" tattooed on his ass as well.

What the hell was he doing there anyway? Was he in Brokeback Mountain and I missed his Oscar-winning performance?

30 - Yeah, it is kind of surprising that in an area literally crawling with police and security, none of them "invited" him to become a guest of the county for the evening. I think the technical term for his style of genius is "misdemeanor".

Bit of a dick. Saw him embarrassing himself on another show, he went on TV drunk and broke a table, it's on net somewhere.

When did the comment section of Superficial turn into the 4th grade hall monitor forum. "Isn't that illegal?, I think that is a misdemeanor?". It could have been worse, he could have spewed shit all over the red carpet. But then, people would have just thought he was a Joan Rivers impersonator.

Pfft, what a poser. He should have been shooting it at the papparazzi.

#37 - oh come on! You'd probably be the FIRST person to call the cops if some random guy walked up to you, pulled out his wiener (which would not be covered with a cute little heart), peed on your shoe, and then stripped naked.

On another note - I wonder if Steve-O consideres what he's doing performance art or some socio-polictial commentary on the war in Iraq?

Red + Yellow = Orange you glad you invited him?

Totally classless. What I want to know is why kimmie hasn't mentioned that "he's a beautiful person that's allowed to do whatever he wants" by now.

By "genius" people mean "fucking moron."

What a douche.

nice socks

Um, who is this douchebag?????? Anyone who pees in public like that and thinks they're an anarchist....well, I've got a Jackboot that'll JUST fit right in your rectum.

Hey ESQ, is the "your name" tattoo for real? God I always hated people who got tattoos of stuff they thought was clever, like a UPC symbol on the back of the neck or "made in Taiwan" or something incredibly lame like that. (No we won't mention the lame-assed Japanese symbols on my leg---that was a long time ago, when I thought I was clever).

Now, I know that I know nothing (see there I go trying to be clever again, I can't be stopppeeed!)

#41 I agree, all that's missing is Kimmie commenting about how hot he is...

Is this the same guy who took a dump in a display toilet at Lowe's (or Home Depot) for some movie?

how come a retard like this guy doing stupid stuff like that gets to date a Victoria's Secret supermodel ?

Those "hearts" are pretty small...

He must be french cuz he's deffinetly not a HUNG-garian. (rim shot - cymbal crash!)

Jackass was brilliant and Steve-O is the greatest satirist since Jonathan Swift.

I'm serious.

lol pride, glad they;re there though :P

I just find it weird with all the celebrites around, why the guy with the camera seems to be taking 50 pictures of steve-o urinating..

Isn't he Char-o's son?

Steve-O needs his ass kicked. He's such a fucking douchebag.

ah, whatever, you people need to get a sense of humor. First, off, it was a pre-party where there are hundreds of drunken people and this is what he DOES. He must be doing something right since he's made a hefty fortune doing stuff just like this and he is funny as hell. He does things people think would be funny but no one would dare do them. Go Steve - O!!

Desperad-O

not only is the guy taking pics of steve-o instead of the other celebs but he's laying on the ground and working to get those pics. He also appears to be using a 110 camera (maybe it's just me) . It resembles this one though
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/youngds/110Cameras/Canon110ED20/Canon110ED20withCanoliteEDflashleftside.JPG

#56
It's not because somebody's made a hefty fortune that he's doing something right.

He should be sent to The Cornfield along with Paris Hilton.

The reason he did this was to upset people who make such a big f^cking deal about red carpet affairs. He doesn't give a rat's ass what people are gonna say about him and that is a sweet way to live life.

Rock on Steve-O

^Dickhead^

Why do I get the feeling all the Steve-O Defenders here are currently living in their mom's basement?

@61: ^Douche^

I can't believe how insensitive you all are!

It's quite obvious that Steve-O, when cameras are on him, actually has an uncontrollable reflex to either urinate himself or vomit. He's just camera shy and gets nervous, and you all are laughing at him and calling him a dumbass, just because you think he's "faking it" by nervously laughing! Maybe only I can see the real pain that Steve-O feels on the inside in those pictures, and can see past the "I wish money would just come out of my orifices, because it would cut out the middleman" vibe he gives off to cover up his troubled inner-self.

And if I had the choice between soiling my pants or some silly carpet, I'd choose the carpet, too!

Rock on, Steve-O. I feel your pain.

@62 i don't know maybe because your mom just brought your dinner down and that was the only insult you can think of. You don't have to be an unsuccessful f*ckup to like Steve-O. Guys like him let us laugh at the simpler things and at no one else's expense but their own. I just find it hilarious because he simpy doesnt give a sh*t. People are so uptight these days, how can you even be offended by that, who cares, it's not like he's pissing on you now is it.

#12 Jayne i cant believe that u respect steve-o over Tom Green, Tom is great and steve-o is a complete dick....and likes to use it in public obviously.

Steve O: another celebration of mediocrity.

Also, eew. Dude get a tan or something before you strip and show your junk in public. With those tats and that (absent) skin tone he's looking like a chunk of blue cheese.

#65
"Guys like him let us laugh at the simpler things and at no one else's expense but their own."

Seriously? I would think that showing your nasty naked schlong to a bunch of people who clearly didn't ask for it is at other peoples' expense. But then, I'm sooooo uptight.

#65:

That's how you interpret what he says? I thought #62 was just saying that whoever likes this guy must still be in high school (or middle!), living with his parents. I didn't get the 'loser' vibe at all.

What is this about The Superficial having a double standard for not showing NSFW photos of this half-wit taking a piss? Does The Superficial show photos of chicks urinating and defecating? If so, that's the last time I'll ever come here. If not, then STFU. If some of you "ladies" want to see photos of dudes pissing, there are websites on the other side of the tracks that appeal to that particular fetish. Go for it.

#70 Fergie and Jenny Mc both took pisses in their pants and were publicly displayed at "The Superficial".

aimeethepoet: #70 Fergie and Jenny Mc both took pisses in their pants and were publicly displayed at "The Superficial".

REPLY: I must have missed some posts then because all I saw were [grotesque] photos of wet garments, making it clear that Fergie and Jenny had emptied their bladders. I didn't see any photos of them actually doing it at the time. And our eyeballs were not exposed to the site of their genitalia emptying those bladders. Maybe you saw different photos then I did. If what I saw is all that The Superficial showed then my point stands as valid and the only double standard displayed here was that, unfortunately, this Steve-O moron's urine stream was shown. Nothing of the sort was done with photos of Fergie and Jenny -- at least that I saw.

Sorry, ladies, I don't think you're being discriminated against. As I wrote above, those of you who are eager to see photos of Steve-O and other men urinating, there are websites catering to people with your...uh...proclivities. Hopefully, The Superficial is not one of them. SuperSpence doesn't want to have to take his SuperAct elsewhere.

SECURITY???

At least this guy walks in and simply does it. No one cares, that is why it is funny. The Superficial should do more stories on these celebs.

Now Paris Hilton (as some posters above brought up) Steve-O would have p*ssed on her if she walked by. For a drunk, he still has a relevant standing. On top on Paris too. LOL.

Steve-O pulling out his penis, Steve-O turning to face camera and laugh about what he is about to do, Steve-O taking a long drunk piss, and Steve-O removing all of his clothes. I say this would have taken at least 3 minutes. Probably five. In the meantime everyone's standing around watching him pee and get naked for five minutes. Imagine yourself doing this anywhere in crowded public - it'd take less than 2 minutes before a cop or someone's angry father came up and beat you on the head, and there would not be people standing around cheering and taking pictures. Unless you're a hot girl with a slammin bod like me, who happens to have a glow-in-the-dark vagina.

#71 I can vouch for the websites for people with...uh...proclivities. The other day, I was googling the Dane Cook reference from the other day, "someone has shit on or around the coats", and up pops an advertisement for what is apparently called, a "scatting" website!!!! Scatting!! Can you believe that? And here I thought scatting was improvisational jazz singing.

Wow, those Jackass boys sure are cool rebels: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1525483/20060306/index.jhtml?headlines=true

Idiots love idiots. It's that simple.

#46 - Laydeebug I missed you. How is the job coming? I was just about to lose faith about cool commenter's such as yourself that frequent this site. I was contemplating signing-off for a while to this site especially when when have commenter's like "Kimmie." But you have restored my faith...

Don't look so fucking proud of yourself, genius.
The guy obviously has an extra chromosome. I thought for sure he would be a lab rat by now.

LOL@62 ...I think you're right... :::locking basement door to keep them from getting out into society:::

I find it interesting that some people find it an appropriate form of adult rebellion to act like a homeless schizophrenic at a formal affair.

I cast my vote with the other people that called him a classless douchebag loser. What a piece of trash.

Why the need for the hearts? It doesn't look like there's much of a penis to show anyway.

You gotta lend him credit - while Paris, Fergie and others pee themselves and deny it, this guy just whips it right out.

I don't think it's a double standard. Superficial showed Jude Law's less than spectacular wang back in August, and that was more than enough. I'm completely happy they hearted out Steve-O's fleshy parts. I think I can speak for the majority of fish writers when I say, I would have throw up in my mouth!

I have never felt the need to leave a comment until today. I am disgusted by Steve-O's actions on the red carpet. No wonder half the world makes fun of Americans! These are the people we have made famous for no reaseon at all. All of us could do n=moronic things to get attention but the majority of us don't because of a little feeling in us called DIGNITY!! Steve-O has been given too much money for being a useless waste of space!

Looks like Steve-O suffers from the Irish curse. Put that itty bitty thang away...

This guy is disgusting. I can't stand him.

Why does a guy with such a small penis always insist on pulling it out everywhere he goes?

i dont know who this man is, but he scares me. has he got a mental problem?

This guy needs to be taken out back and beaten senseless... what a stupid grin, stupid show, stupid people standing around doing nothing about it... this angers me, this angers me so. Dumbass douche.

#86. You kind of answered your own question. Apparently Steve-O has a case minimalitis....minimal penis size, minimal intelligence, minimal level of self-respect, minimal class, minimal ass, minimal attractiveness.....just plain minimal! And to boot, he and his antics should have received minimal attention. Keeping my comments to a minimum, I would just add that Steve-O is so minimally unimportant that the person who dared focus an article on him (though minimal) should receive a minimal ass kicking at best.

#86. You kind of answered your own question. Apparently Steve-O has a case minimalitis....minimal penis size, minimal intelligence, minimal level of self-respect, minimal class, minimal ass, minimal attractiveness.....just plain minimal! And to boot, he and his antics should have received minimal attention. Keeping my comments to a minimum, I would just add that Steve-O is so minimally unimportant that the person who dared focus an article on him (though minimal) should receive a minimal ass kicking at best.

#84 - irish curse? Every irish guy I've been with has had a gia-normous weiner. Not such a bad curse if you ask me.

.....never seen this guy before in my life.

Seriously.

I hate all of that Jack Ass crew. They're the dudes at McDonalds that you DONT want adding their 'special sauce' to you filet 'o fish!

And...Are they gay?? Not saying that Gay is wrong or anything, but... they like to be naked around each other. And the name of their production company is "Dickhouse"...and there's a rooster (cock)and a big ass rainbow under the logo??? Am I the only one that picks up on this???

oops..i just gauged my eyeballs out. wheeeeeeeee

Hmm, funny, I thought he'd be at one of those conventions signing autographs next to Tina Yothers and the guy who played "Cousin Oliver" on the Brady Bunch. Nice to know he's still stretching out that 15 min. of fame.

If you are going to show your junk in public, at least be kind enough to mankind to be even remotely good-looking!

He should have went all out and took a shit too! Now that would have been funny!

He looks retarded. oh i'm sorry. I mean mentally challenged. Isn't that lyndsay lohan in the background taking a shit on the red carpet?

Does he molest 2 year olds. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Steve-O is doing his thing. If you hypocrites don't like it simply ignore it and it will go away. It's you people that look and say "what a jerk" when what you're really thinking is: "I better call this guy a jerk or someone might group me in with him because there is of course no middle ground when it comes to breaking with the accepted norm." Just be comfortable with the fact that somewhere down deep you demented people found it mildly stimulating that someone peed on a rug (did something worth talking about).

Hmm, who is this guy, and why is he allowed to live. What a tool

#100, Yes, I see Freashmen Psych 101 rearing it's ugly head.
I'd be a hypocrite if I went out and pissed on a red carpet in public, then gave Steve-O shit for doing the same thing. All of us looking at a pic of him doing it and saying "Damn, that guy is a douchebag" doesn't make me a Hypocrite, it's makes us superior to him...and you in everyway.

HAHA you got to love Steve-O!

Watch the people who probably didn't know him at all are all like 'I love him now!'

P O S E R S

I think Steve-O's mom drank while she was pregnant with him. I saw his stupid ass on an episode of Inked and he jumped up on the awning and kicked in part of the Hart & Huntington sign for no apparent reason. He was there getting the 'Billy Bob' tattoo that Angelina Jolie in hopes of winning her over. Moron. It was made even more ridiculous because I don't think he realized that she no longer had that tattoo.

he is fucking stupid