Stavros Niarchos is a rich bastard

No way, I can't seriously be first!

Good for him. He'll have no trouble affording his lifetime supply of VALTREX.

He'll piss it all away on hookers and alcohol. Which is pretty much how I'd always hoped to live my life.

Why did the Superficial post a picture of one of the Hanson kids when talking about that Stavros guy?

PS- Being rich doesn't cure herpes. Neither does my salary- Oops- too much info.

LOL ob1. He'll be worth $275 gazillion soon, why is he dating the world's cheapest slut?

Awesome. I called my travel agent and one-way tickets to nowhere cost only $274,999,999.98. Why 98 cents you ask? The remainder is the fee for bringing a two-bit whore along for the ride.

#5 - Bingo.

Thats some serious coin. Enough to cure a serious herpes infection?

Nope.

Enough to hire someone to kill and castrate a hobo in order to facilitate a much needed penis transplant after original penis withers and dies?

Oh yeah.

Awesome. I called my travel agent and one-way tickets to nowhere cost a mere $274,999,999.98. Why 98 cents, you ask? The rest is the fee for bringing along a two-bit whore. Bon voyage.

(My first post has a block of something over it, so I'm re-posting and changing it up a bit.)

why is he dating the world's cheapest slut?

easy access.

you answered your own question.

Why is he dating the worlds cheapest slut?

My guess, he wants a taste of fame. With that kind of money he should be in New York looking to date the next Cindy Crawford before she is discovered. There is no reason to be seen with Paris Hilton other than to get your picture in some magazine.....or to give her herpes. (Hats off to that guy)

all that money, and still no class.

Sorry to be tiresome, but "two bits" as a unit of currency is actually .25 cents. I know this becuse it has been impressed upon me by my depression-era granny, who apparently was 12 before she ever saw that much money in one place and on those grounds refused the same amount to me circa 1986 when I was squalling in Woolco for a She-Ra lollipop.

Funny how she's always dating millionaires - I guess her own lot isn't enough. I reckon she's just trying to bring together their empires and spread Herpes through the dollar bills.

It's not shown in this pic, but is it me, or does Paris Herpes have the longest middle toes ever? They're like grapling hooks, which I hope are the same things that farmers use to hook bails of hay with because that's what I meant. If not, then they're like hay hooks, which doesn't sound as cool or give the same visual ...ok, I'll shut up.

her middle toe is really long. That's all I was trying to say.

I heard that Stavros once paid a homeless guy $100 to dump a soda on himself. If there was anyone worthy of Paris, it's this asshole.

I'd like to date a stupid greek heir.

aawww, he's so pretty. poor little rich boy.

Stavros Niarchos is rich??? No way. I thought Paris Hilton only dated porr guys because they had better "personalities". This is hard-hitting news right here, boy-howdy. I'll tell you what.

^ look at me, I can spell "poor". I can also spell "poop" sometimes.

MeganHarris, did you say "stupid Greek hair"? Because there's a lot of that going on too.

i can't wait for these two to have a spawn...it's the next step in human evolution...i'm betting on webbed feet and gills....

Damn he is inheriting 275MIL. Thats almost enough to cure the herpes he caught from dating Paris.

ha ha. stupid greek hair. reminds me of yanni's 'do.

20 years old, huh? wonder when the bloom's gonna fall off of THAT rose...i.e. his paris infatuation.

Nice looking fellow - sort of like the illegitimate love child of Michael Imperioli and Chris Penn. Eesh.

MeganHarris, we all thought your boyfriend was purrrrfect. I guess richer=perfect-er.

All the money in the world won't change the fact that he looks like Spicoli from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High."

I'd let him do me in the brown for a million

Must be terrible when you've got 275MM and Paris dumps you. You know he must have a 2 inch penis or something.

Well if a federal court judge decides in Anna Nicole's favor if she is entitled to inheriting her late husbands fortune then she will be more in Niarchos league than Peep-pee. Perhaps he will dump one tramp for another?

In response to #29 - a million, huh? Is that all it takes, LOL!

i hear they broke up?

Damn, she's not gonna leave him now, that's for DAMN sure.

Going out with Paris Hilton? Correction: Stavros Niarchos is a rich STUPID bastard.

Paris is just asking for it. He is hot, yes but he IS greek and if you know anything about greeks, well, I can't see him marrying her. That bitch better start learning her alphas and omegas and she better start cooking some mousakka. Now, if he want's anal, we'll I'm his gal......(what, huh, did I say that out loud?)

LaydeeBug you rock!!!! loved your comment!!!
but seriously i hear shes trying to get with a "higher profile celeb" HUH???? WTF???!!!
i hear she wants some olymian, jake gyllenhall, and brandon davis....hmm...isnt that mischa barton's ex? i smell a cat fight! oh yeah, and i smell paris's skinky cat from here!!!!!
LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!
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She looks pregnant lately.....my guess is that since his parents threw a fit about him being with her, she got herself knocked up just in time for his inheritence to kick in. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!!! btw, 15 years ago I told everyone Tom Cruise was gay and not one single person believed me)

Somewhere in Filthy Rich Greek Heaven, Aristotle Onassis is pointing his finger at his former rival, Stavros Niarchos (this little shit's grandfather),and laughing his Zorba ass off!

"I won.... I won.... yes, Stavros, my little Athena IS something of a boob, but YOUR little pisher is really doing a dance on your family name in his dalliance with the American whore! A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ....!"

yeah, what a worthless bag of crap...