March 27, 2006
Stavros Niarchos is a rich bastard
Page Six reports that when Paris Hilton's ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos turns 21 next month he'll inherit $275 million. And as spoiled as Paris is, her expected inheritance of just over $50 million makes her practically a hobo compared to this guy. Niarchos' lawyer had no comment, but that's probably because he was too busy having orgasms at the thought of his client inheriting $275 million.
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Comments
1. Posted by ifihadahifi on March 27, 2006 4:04 PM
No way, I can't seriously be first!
2. Posted by ob1 on March 27, 2006 4:07 PM
Good for him. He'll have no trouble affording his lifetime supply of VALTREX.
3. Posted by SuperSpence on March 27, 2006 4:19 PM
He'll piss it all away on hookers and alcohol. Which is pretty much how I'd always hoped to live my life.
4. Posted by PapaHotNuts on March 27, 2006 4:27 PM
Why did the Superficial post a picture of one of the Hanson kids when talking about that Stavros guy?
PS- Being rich doesn't cure herpes. Neither does my salary- Oops- too much info.
5. Posted by BobMarleysDead on March 27, 2006 4:29 PM
LOL ob1. He'll be worth $275 gazillion soon, why is he dating the world's cheapest slut?
6. Posted by Jacq on March 27, 2006 4:33 PM
Awesome. I called my travel agent and one-way tickets to nowhere cost only $274,999,999.98. Why 98 cents you ask? The remainder is the fee for bringing a two-bit whore along for the ride.
#5 - Bingo.
7. Posted by HughJorganthethird on March 27, 2006 4:34 PM
Thats some serious coin. Enough to cure a serious herpes infection?
Nope.
Enough to hire someone to kill and castrate a hobo in order to facilitate a much needed penis transplant after original penis withers and dies?
Oh yeah.
8. Posted by Jacq on March 27, 2006 4:42 PM
Awesome. I called my travel agent and one-way tickets to nowhere cost a mere $274,999,999.98. Why 98 cents, you ask? The rest is the fee for bringing along a two-bit whore. Bon voyage.
(My first post has a block of something over it, so I'm re-posting and changing it up a bit.)
9. Posted by Grphdesi23 on March 27, 2006 4:55 PM
why is he dating the world's cheapest slut?
easy access.
you answered your own question.
10. Posted by Spindoc on March 27, 2006 5:33 PM
Why is he dating the worlds cheapest slut?
My guess, he wants a taste of fame. With that kind of money he should be in New York looking to date the next Cindy Crawford before she is discovered. There is no reason to be seen with Paris Hilton other than to get your picture in some magazine.....or to give her herpes. (Hats off to that guy)
11. Posted by christee on March 27, 2006 5:34 PM
all that money, and still no class.
12. Posted by honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah on March 27, 2006 6:22 PM
Sorry to be tiresome, but "two bits" as a unit of currency is actually .25 cents. I know this becuse it has been impressed upon me by my depression-era granny, who apparently was 12 before she ever saw that much money in one place and on those grounds refused the same amount to me circa 1986 when I was squalling in Woolco for a She-Ra lollipop.
13. Posted by Phoenix on March 27, 2006 6:39 PM
Funny how she's always dating millionaires - I guess her own lot isn't enough. I reckon she's just trying to bring together their empires and spread Herpes through the dollar bills.
14. Posted by ifihadahifi on March 27, 2006 6:46 PM
It's not shown in this pic, but is it me, or does Paris Herpes have the longest middle toes ever? They're like grapling hooks, which I hope are the same things that farmers use to hook bails of hay with because that's what I meant. If not, then they're like hay hooks, which doesn't sound as cool or give the same visual ...ok, I'll shut up.
15. Posted by ifihadahifi on March 27, 2006 6:46 PM
her middle toe is really long. That's all I was trying to say.
16. Posted by Maeve97 on March 27, 2006 6:55 PM
I heard that Stavros once paid a homeless guy $100 to dump a soda on himself. If there was anyone worthy of Paris, it's this asshole.
17. Posted by MeganHarris on March 27, 2006 7:11 PM
I'd like to date a stupid greek heir.
18. Posted by krisdylee on March 27, 2006 7:12 PM
aawww, he's so pretty. poor little rich boy.
19. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on March 27, 2006 7:21 PM
Stavros Niarchos is rich??? No way. I thought Paris Hilton only dated porr guys because they had better "personalities". This is hard-hitting news right here, boy-howdy. I'll tell you what.
20. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on March 27, 2006 7:22 PM
^ look at me, I can spell "poor". I can also spell "poop" sometimes.
21. Posted by Lala on March 27, 2006 7:39 PM
MeganHarris, did you say "stupid Greek hair"? Because there's a lot of that going on too.
22. Posted by sometimesboy on March 27, 2006 7:45 PM
i can't wait for these two to have a spawn...it's the next step in human evolution...i'm betting on webbed feet and gills....
23. Posted by trapmuzik on March 27, 2006 7:52 PM
Damn he is inheriting 275MIL. Thats almost enough to cure the herpes he caught from dating Paris.
24. Posted by Evangelia on March 27, 2006 8:19 PM
ha ha. stupid greek hair. reminds me of yanni's 'do.
25. Posted by gardeniagirl on March 27, 2006 8:22 PM
20 years old, huh? wonder when the bloom's gonna fall off of THAT rose...i.e. his paris infatuation.
26. Posted by Pez_D_Spencer on March 27, 2006 9:28 PM
Nice looking fellow - sort of like the illegitimate love child of Michael Imperioli and Chris Penn. Eesh.
27. Posted by St.Minutia on March 27, 2006 11:10 PM
MeganHarris, we all thought your boyfriend was purrrrfect. I guess richer=perfect-er.
28. Posted by Cuore56 on March 28, 2006 12:54 AM
All the money in the world won't change the fact that he looks like Spicoli from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High."
29. Posted by Rylie on March 28, 2006 1:17 AM
I'd let him do me in the brown for a million
30. Posted by saltpeanuts on March 28, 2006 6:28 AM
Must be terrible when you've got 275MM and Paris dumps you. You know he must have a 2 inch penis or something.
31. Posted by ESQ on March 28, 2006 12:35 PM
Well if a federal court judge decides in Anna Nicole's favor if she is entitled to inheriting her late husbands fortune then she will be more in Niarchos league than Peep-pee. Perhaps he will dump one tramp for another?
32. Posted by ESQ on March 28, 2006 12:39 PM
In response to #29 - a million, huh? Is that all it takes, LOL!
33. Posted by SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer! on March 28, 2006 1:36 PM
i hear they broke up?
34. Posted by gogoboots on March 28, 2006 2:32 PM
Damn, she's not gonna leave him now, that's for DAMN sure.
35. Posted by pixie-stix on March 28, 2006 7:14 PM
Going out with Paris Hilton? Correction: Stavros Niarchos is a rich STUPID bastard.
36. Posted by LaydeeBug on March 28, 2006 8:07 PM
Paris is just asking for it. He is hot, yes but he IS greek and if you know anything about greeks, well, I can't see him marrying her. That bitch better start learning her alphas and omegas and she better start cooking some mousakka. Now, if he want's anal, we'll I'm his gal......(what, huh, did I say that out loud?)
37. Posted by SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer! on March 29, 2006 3:54 PM
LaydeeBug you rock!!!! loved your comment!!!
but seriously i hear shes trying to get with a "higher profile celeb" HUH???? WTF???!!!
i hear she wants some olymian, jake gyllenhall, and brandon davis....hmm...isnt that mischa barton's ex? i smell a cat fight! oh yeah, and i smell paris's skinky cat from here!!!!!
LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!
L
38. Posted by Libraesque on March 29, 2006 4:43 PM
She looks pregnant lately.....my guess is that since his parents threw a fit about him being with her, she got herself knocked up just in time for his inheritence to kick in. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!!! btw, 15 years ago I told everyone Tom Cruise was gay and not one single person believed me)
39. Posted by MizScarlett on April 3, 2006 3:39 AM
Somewhere in Filthy Rich Greek Heaven, Aristotle Onassis is pointing his finger at his former rival, Stavros Niarchos (this little shit's grandfather),and laughing his Zorba ass off!
"I won.... I won.... yes, Stavros, my little Athena IS something of a boob, but YOUR little pisher is really doing a dance on your family name in his dalliance with the American whore! A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ....!"
40. Posted by HollywoodSnark on January 10, 2007 1:26 PM
yeah, what a worthless bag of crap...