Mar 13 2006Sharon Stone = hot

Hey, I like mummies. I really do. But there's a reason you don't often see them having sex, and it's not because they're afraid the video camera will eat their soul. I mean, look at this picture. Sharon's face has more lines than Kate Moss's bathroom. Yep, can't wait to see this naked.
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1. llanelwy - March 13, 2006 9:55 AM
man i thinbk anyone would have loads of lines if they were pulling a face like that.
--Steve
2. blondi - March 13, 2006 10:06 AM
I thought she's had facial work done, though?
3. T-Bag - March 13, 2006 10:12 AM
I think I just crapped my pants
4. chronic - March 13, 2006 10:14 AM
Agree with #1. What's the point of trashing someone's appearance when it's obviously just a ridiculous photo in the first place. Anyone would look bad and wrinkled pulling that face. Lame.
5. DrDanny - March 13, 2006 10:17 AM
Y'all are crazy, ya know that? She's hot for sure, and if you were over 30 you'd recognize that. Even better, she's a woman with the cojones to not care what you think.
Bring it on, Ms. Stone!
6. suz0111 - March 13, 2006 10:17 AM
Give the woman a break. She's 48, for God's sake. Give her some credit for not mutilating her face like Meg Ryan obviously has.
7. Becca - March 13, 2006 10:19 AM
The camera caught her at a bad moment. But damn it would be priceless if her face permanently froze that way hahaha.
8. mamacita - March 13, 2006 10:25 AM
I agree. You can't expect someone to not have a lot of lines when they're making that kind of face, can you? I guess that proves that she hasn't gone the Botox route. Now, that's what would be bizarre. Imagine making a face like that and NOT having any lines. Freaky.
9. LinguisticAnthro - March 13, 2006 10:27 AM
I'm more concerned about her ghastly lipstick color. That and the fact that she looks exactly like Clay Aiken.
10. DevastatorX - March 13, 2006 10:28 AM
I hear she's in the running for anew reality show called "Desperate B-List Actresses>"
I wonder how many lines her old ass has? Any guesses?
11. MacMac - March 13, 2006 10:28 AM
Yeah, that lip color IS awful.
But I thought she looked more like Owen Wilson!
12. Spindoc - March 13, 2006 10:35 AM
OK, I hate myself for even remotely supporting Sharon Stone, however, for a Blond, over 40 in the Ca. sun thats not so bad.
13. lysistrata11 - March 13, 2006 10:39 AM
Wow I thought someone would've already said "I'd hit it".
14. Go Sip - March 13, 2006 10:47 AM
More lines than Kate Moss's bathroom, funny stuff.
Someone turned that Hollywood smile into a Bunny Grimace
15. Go Sip - March 13, 2006 10:47 AM
More lines than Kate Moss's bathroom, funny stuff.
Someone turned that Hollywood smile into a Bunny Grimace
16. blondi - March 13, 2006 10:53 AM
#12, she's not a natural blonde, check out those dark eyebrows. And that's a very fake yellow color she's got there. Not that celebrities-with-fake-looking-blonde-color is anything new or special.
17. aimatcha - March 13, 2006 10:55 AM
She DOES look good for her age. I like Sharon Stone. If I didn't, my comment would have been "The Cryptkeeper called...he wants his face back."
18. ESQ - March 13, 2006 11:05 AM
It is amazing what Hollywood special effects artists can do.
19. BarbadoSlim - March 13, 2006 11:06 AM
"more lines than kate Moss' bathroom...."
that's GOLD Jerry, GOLD!!
hahahahahahahaha
20. Lala - March 13, 2006 11:07 AM
Strangely, I can now see into Lindsay Lohan's future and this is what she looks like.
21. BarbadoSlim - March 13, 2006 11:09 AM
I don't know #20, all I see in La Lohan's future is a casket.
22. LRonHoover - March 13, 2006 11:25 AM
I'd HIT IT!!!!!!!
23. Grphdesi23 - March 13, 2006 11:36 AM
She's plotting evil.........again.
24. andrewthezeppo - March 13, 2006 11:37 AM
I feel like I'm caught between a rock and a harpy place...
On the one hand I don't think its fair to make fun of a woman who's almost 50, but on the other had if that woman gets herself cast in a sexy thriller and then forces producers to digitally remove wrinkles she should be endlessly made fun of.
So I'll sum up by saying this.
Sigourney Weaver is 9 years older than Sharron Stone and DAMN SIGOURNEY IS STILL FINE! and a hell of a lot better an actress too, and not made of plastic.
25. Grphdesi23 - March 13, 2006 11:38 AM
She's a maneater.........Watch out boy she'll chew you up
26. Fatty Boom-Batty - March 13, 2006 11:42 AM
She puts the "GRrrr" in ELDERLY.
27. Fatty Boom-Batty - March 13, 2006 11:44 AM
Wait. That joke sucked...How about this one instead.
She puts the "GRRrrr" in Great-Grandmother.
Better?
28. lysistrata11 - March 13, 2006 11:56 AM
#27-that makes much more sense. lol
29. PBlo - March 13, 2006 11:58 AM
Meh. Can't we just go back to that happier time when nobody remembered Sharon Stone was supposed to be famous?
30. Allie D. - March 13, 2006 12:05 PM
Um, ok! That picture is not exactly the best example of trying to prove how wrinkled someone's face truly is when they have that kind of an expression on their face.
31. gogoboots - March 13, 2006 12:16 PM
Uhm, she is 48 and probably doesn't have face lifts very often. I'm not totally suprised. Find something else to bitch about.
32. bootface - March 13, 2006 12:24 PM
I think she looks like a cross between Lindsay Lohan and Clay Aiken in that pic...FREAK!
id still fuck her
33. scorp69 - March 13, 2006 12:25 PM
omg! A celebrity over 40 that actually has EXPRESSION in her face (gasp!)!! what is the world coming too? Plastic faces, I say...for everybody!
they're wrinkles people...we'll all get them.
34. honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah - March 13, 2006 12:28 PM
Upon reading this I remembered what my first grade teacher Sister Michaelmas would say when she heard one of us miserable Catholic school brats say something totally untrue or uncalled-for.
"Shut up your face!"
So yeah, shut up your face Superfish!
The woman is getting up there, sure, but we should all look so good, brah. I've seen people in their supposed prime with less beauty and tone. And this picture just sucks dingleberries anyhow.
It's too early in the day to quote the Maltese nuns of my elementary school days...but look what you've made me do!
35. suzy - March 13, 2006 12:32 PM
ugh, she just hadn't taken her botox shot... that's all
36. my_glorious_lawn - March 13, 2006 12:39 PM
Yeah, agreed, it's a pic where anyone would look like that way if they were pulling that kind of clown face.
However, if she was on top and got all hot with me and stuff, I wouldn't mind if she looked that way. She is Sharon Stone, I only care about what lies in between her thighs. :)
She is still hot if you ask me.
37. Shaun - March 13, 2006 12:40 PM
She's not that bad. But her movies still blow.
38. Evangelia - March 13, 2006 12:47 PM
lol, #9! she does look exactly like clay aiken! possibly related? too bad there is no chance of them having a baby that looks EXACTLY LIKE THEMSELVES (!), since:
1. clay is a fag.
2. sharon is about 20 years past menopause, and
3. even a heterosexual man would not go near this bitch's vag. we've all seen it 547679 times already anyway.
i have a special vendetta against sharon stone ever since i saw her high on crack at a benefit concert for the marines. it's hard to believe, but even men who had been stuck in the iraqi desert for months, without nary a playboy to slake their desires, would get in this old ho's pants. she's just that crazy and gross.
39. The Lazy Asian - March 13, 2006 12:53 PM
She still looked pretty good in those Basic Instinct 2 trailers. I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt.
40. Evangelia - March 13, 2006 12:58 PM
and fine, i commend her for not getting face lifts and being "natural" or whatever, but she shouldn't be making pornos at her age either. am i being age-ist? probably. i don't care.
41. blueballs - March 13, 2006 1:09 PM
Her face might look like she had acid thrown on it, but her pussy still looks terrific!
42. DancingQueen - March 13, 2006 1:34 PM
Hey look, at least she not "Stone-faced!" I commend her for not being all botoxed-up like the rest of Hollywood over 35.
43. HollyJ - March 13, 2006 1:48 PM
I'd have that facial expression, too, if someone just stuck their middle finger up my ass.
44. boobtube - March 13, 2006 1:58 PM
basic instinct 2 = box office blast!
45. TrompeyNo - March 13, 2006 2:06 PM
The lines are nothing. It's that splotchy skin. I have heard that's from taking birth control pills for too long (no joke). It looks worse in person; why would a woman let that happen?
46. LOOKWHATICANDO - March 13, 2006 2:35 PM
Sharon Rocks, and will always be sexy to me, even with her squincing her face like that, she is still hot stuff.
47. BarbadoSlim - March 13, 2006 2:57 PM
that would have to read: all her movies suck AND blow #37:)
48. prideofchucky - March 13, 2006 3:12 PM
With a face like that she shouldn't be remaking BASIC INSTINCT she should be remaking DRIVING MISS DAISY
"Hoke... You my best friend."
49. mrschickee - March 13, 2006 3:28 PM
Completely off topic, but #34 - Because of you, I could not read any more comments on this post. Your name caused the Honeycombs jingle from my youth to continually play in my head, forcing me to lose concentration and rendering me incapable of any coherent thought.
Thanks.
50. happy_bunny - March 13, 2006 3:34 PM
When I imitate that facial expression, my face wrinkles up too. And I'm twelve years old.
51. MeganHarris - March 13, 2006 3:37 PM
loved her in Casino. only cause my boyfriend told me i should.
52. lysistrata11 - March 13, 2006 3:46 PM
I won't be an asshole and make fun of wrinkly skin because we will all have it one day if we're blessed to live long enough.....however....the blotchiness, crazy metallic lipstick, and greasy-looking hair are inexcusable. Blech!
53. gammanormids - March 13, 2006 4:47 PM
"Yep, can't wait to see this naked."
I heard is not her body, so... :) it makes sense now...
54. cibby - March 13, 2006 5:09 PM
She looks savage - which is sexy.
How old is she? 45? 50? Pretty good for that age, I'd say...
55. SmashleyofSC - March 13, 2006 5:27 PM
Now this is just mean.
A wrinkle free 10 year old would have lines on her face while making this expression... I mean please, the woman looks fantastic for her age. Let her be. Was it a slow day or something?
56. Alosha - March 13, 2006 5:46 PM
yeah I gotta give it to sharon on this one. she's 48 and hasn't botoxed herself all to hell. good for her.
57. whackjob - March 13, 2006 6:39 PM
At the risk of offending all the obvious SS fans: How nice it'd be if she'd quit being such a terrible actress and become an ambassador of goodwill, helping to solve the world's problems. Right.
This hag's not going to go away quietly. Just ask her.
58. MeganHarris - March 13, 2006 7:20 PM
This pic. Lindasy Lohan 13 years from now.
wait...
Lindsay Lohan 2 years from now.
59. Pearly - March 13, 2006 7:40 PM
#8 and #56 no Botox?? Are you blind? Look at her forehead, it's smooth even pulling that horrific face! Go make that face in a mirror and look at your forehead...
60. nichole - March 13, 2006 7:59 PM
Everyone who thinks Sharon's new movie "Basic Instinct 2" is going to bomb, raise your hand.
Mine's raised.
61. lysistrata11 - March 13, 2006 8:30 PM
*Raises hand*
62. batteryacidqueen - March 13, 2006 9:51 PM
and then skeletor laughed an evil, diabolical laugh......
63. Rocknrope - March 13, 2006 10:39 PM
Remember everyone, stay frosty. Short, controlled bursts. Game over, man!
64. gogoboots - March 13, 2006 11:53 PM
she looks constipated, i forgot to mention...
65. soapbox - March 13, 2006 11:57 PM
She's got straw hair..yikes.
66. hafaball - March 14, 2006 12:06 AM
She's stealing my soul with that face....and not in the Barry Manilow sense, in the, she's Satan sense.
67. Tetsuo - March 14, 2006 12:31 AM
What the hell is up with all these "oh she's pulling a face so it's unfair to make fun of her" comments? Fuck that shit. She's making a stupid, ugly face and it makes her look more stupid and uglier than usual. Her face has more wrinkles than my ballsack! How the hell is this supposed to be the same woman in a brand new "erotic thriller"? I don't think I'll be able to get hard for weeks after seeing that photo.
68. Big Fig - March 14, 2006 1:18 AM
She's alright for an older chick is all I'm saying. Do I want to see her 48-year-old vagina? Probably not. I could go to the movie and either... 1) be surprised, geez she DOES look nice for her age, or 2) run screaming from the theater and wash my eyes with acid. I'm not going to chance it.
69. ning_ning - March 14, 2006 4:26 AM
She look so dumb at the Oscars, she had a boofont, and she just knew she was looking good.I guess she thinks she has a new blockbuster coming out with basic instinct 2. Wow I'll be the first one in line to see that! lol
70. Digypoke - March 14, 2006 7:06 AM
I would like to see the head which you will have at 47 years.
For the United States it is necessary to be all the time beautiful even if one must have recourse to the surgery sharon perhaps improved a thing or two, but there remains something of naturalness contrary to much American which resemble with headstocks barbie at 70 years.
The worship of the person is dripping in America, rather will see in the governor of California if there are no wrinkles!
I love Sharon!!! :o)
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71. Fatty Boom-Batty - March 14, 2006 8:55 AM
Digypoke, what the fuck are you talking about?
"The worship of the person is dripping in America, rather will see in the governor of California if there are no wrinkles!"
Seriously, I have no fucking clue what that means...
72. hafaball - March 14, 2006 10:01 AM
I think Digypoke don't know good english like we do. But if she did use Botox, she wouldn't be able to make any expression. That's what Botox does..which is why Nicole Kidman always looks like she's in immmense pain.
73. sugarfree - March 14, 2006 10:58 AM
Give her a break. For someone as old as she is and just get those amount of wrinkles in a very awful shot like that, I think it is an achievement for her. Unless she did something to her face, which IMO, if she ever did, is not really that obvious.
74. tonks7 - March 14, 2006 11:34 AM
ugly
75. mamacita - March 14, 2006 2:32 PM
#71 Fatty
I was thinking EXACTLY the same thing. It was like trying to see the sailboat in one of those hidden picture posters (Mallrats rules!). I kept thinking if I just looked at it longer, something would bust loose and it would suddenly make sense. But alas, no.
76. hanako chan - March 14, 2006 4:24 PM
what's wrong w/ you people... who gives a damn if sharon stone looks old.. she's like 50! at least she's aging gragefully, unlike all of the plastic surgery victims w/ pulled back faces in hollywood.. she's IS still hot, deep lines and all.. let's see how any of us look at her age! i'll still look good cuz i take care of my skin and i'm japanese w/ no wrinkles, but the rest of you shit talkers![?] we will allll look old, if we're fortunate to live long enough! [and you might look older than most!]
77. hanako chan - March 14, 2006 4:25 PM
#75 you're right.. mallrats DOES RULE!!!!
78. hanako chan - March 14, 2006 4:31 PM
anywho, how can you speak so harshly about someone looking so happy?! perhaps it's cuz she looks better at 50 than you did at 20? i dunno! haters are funny..
79. Tetsuo - March 14, 2006 11:41 PM
If she wasn't famous, all you ass-kissers wouldn't give a shit. You'd probably rip on her too. Pathetic.
Plus it's a schooner.
80. mamacita - March 15, 2006 1:38 AM
#79
Dammit!! You're right, it WAS a schooner. What the hell was I thinking? Thanks for the clarification!
81. la pelada - March 16, 2006 10:27 AM
Any way, her face may have more lines that.... but she's the hottest woman on heart.
La Pelada.
82. mcsquared65 - March 17, 2006 9:45 PM
I can't stand that wench. I'd hate any pic of her.
83. Digypoke - March 20, 2006 11:52 AM
Don't have to be jealous, you will never have her and especially not her fortune and her "forms"... the jealousy is an unpleasant defect my dear... :o))
84. poker - October 23, 2007 4:09 AM
of course she id hot!!!
she is my one and only!
85. gina - November 15, 2008 10:02 PM
I think she looks like she's having fun. Her forhead certainly doesn't have any wrinkles. I wonder who did her forhead left? I'd like to have that kind of result!!!
86. gina - November 15, 2008 10:02 PM
I think she looks like she's having fun. Her forhead certainly doesn't have any wrinkles. I wonder who did her forhead left? I'd like to have that kind of result!!!
87. gina - November 15, 2008 10:02 PM
I think she looks like she's having fun. Her forhead certainly doesn't have any wrinkles. I wonder who did her forhead left? I'd like to have that kind of result!!!
88. gina - November 15, 2008 10:02 PM
I think she looks like she's having fun. Her forhead certainly doesn't have any wrinkles. I wonder who did her forhead left? I'd like to have that kind of result!!!
89. gina - November 15, 2008 10:02 PM
I think she looks like she's having fun. Her forhead certainly doesn't have any wrinkles. I wonder who did her forhead left? I'd like to have that kind of result!!!
90. gina - November 15, 2008 10:02 PM
I think she looks like she's having fun. Her forhead certainly doesn't have any wrinkles. I wonder who did her forhead left? I'd like to have that kind of result!!!
91. gina - November 15, 2008 10:02 PM
I think she looks like she's having fun. Her forhead certainly doesn't have any wrinkles. I wonder who did her forhead left? I'd like to have that kind of result!!!
92. gina - November 15, 2008 10:02 PM
I think she looks like she's having fun. Her forhead certainly doesn't have any wrinkles. I wonder who did her forhead left? I'd like to have that kind of result!!!
93. gina - November 15, 2008 10:02 PM
I think she looks like she's having fun. Her forhead certainly doesn't have any wrinkles. I wonder who did her forhead left? I'd like to have that kind of result!!!
94. gina - November 15, 2008 10:02 PM
I think she looks like she's having fun. Her forhead certainly doesn't have any wrinkles. I wonder who did her forhead left? I'd like to have that kind of result!!!