Mar 7 2006Serena Williams is a drunk
Serena Williams seemed a little overserved at a Vibe magazine Oscar pre-party in L.A. Witnesses spotted a wobbly Williams being helped out of Republic nightclub by two friends. "They were literally holding her up and keeping her steady so she could walk out," said a source. Serena - who'd been indulging in Moet Champagne - stumbled out early from a party attended by Queen Latifah, Terrence Howard, Kimora Lee Simmons, Ludacris and Nia Long.
I don't know much about Serena Williams. Hell, I don't even watch ping-pong, cause the asian players are always flying around destroying people like a bunch of angry Shaolin monks. But I don't think drinking will improve her chances of winning. Unless she's trying to win a gang-bang. In which case, game on.
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1. shoesavvy - March 7, 2006 1:46 PM
And did anyone notice that in an interview she said that she just loved "Phillip Semen Hoffmore"?
2. PURPLE_GURL - March 7, 2006 1:56 PM
oh sure when serena does it its news worthy but when i do it i get thrown in the drunk tank and a fine. equality my a$$.
3. Nikk The Templar - March 7, 2006 1:59 PM
I thought She Hulk couldn't get drunk.
Hm. Guess I was wrong.
4. jimmycracks - March 7, 2006 2:28 PM
LMAO... the ping-pong joke has me in tears...
5. Mr. Fritz - March 7, 2006 2:28 PM
If she was spending time with Kimora Lee Simmons, I bet she was stoned as well. Hey, she isn't doing anything I haven't done, except wasting time with celebrities at a stupid pre-Oscar party.
6. CheekyChops - March 7, 2006 2:42 PM
If I looked like a man with a fat arse, I'd be hitting the bottle too.
7. popcornsuite - March 7, 2006 3:49 PM
"I don't know much about Serena Williams. Hell, I don't even watch ping-pong"
LMAO
8. SuperSpence - March 7, 2006 3:57 PM
Gang-bang? That thing? If I wanted to have sex with a dude I'd hit on George Clooney. I wouldn't pork Serena with your weiner.
9. Elisse - March 7, 2006 4:50 PM
Serena had two friends holding her up? Who were they? King Kong and The Hulk?
10. Praz - March 7, 2006 6:01 PM
I don't think that men should be allowed to play women's sports, even if it's just ping-pong.
11. tits_on_snack - March 7, 2006 7:24 PM
Laff My Ass Off.
12. andrewthezeppo - March 7, 2006 7:40 PM
Well if I had to battle my way past my top ranked sister to get the number one spot, only to loose it because I stopped playing tennis and started wearing dominatrix outfits and then my sister regained her number 1 spot....I'd drink too
13. hafaball - March 7, 2006 8:16 PM
As boring as a story as this is, this was an incredibly funny following, great job Superficial guy, whichever one of you wrote it. :)
14. Jacq - March 7, 2006 8:32 PM
#8 LMAO - Snap!
I just thought it would be funny to post something, since apparently no one even cares about Serena when she's embarrassing herself - which is what we LOVE 'round here.
15. LaydeeBug - March 7, 2006 9:24 PM
Serena William is just a cunt hair away from being hot, if it wasn't for the over-exaggerated features, fake hair and man-muscles.
16. Pez_D_Spencer - March 8, 2006 3:16 AM
15 - I just keep waiting for Stewie Griffin to do the "Anna Sorenstam dangle" and start yelling that she's a fraud.
Remarkably handsome woman, Serena. Everything a man could want. Muscles, hairy chest, 4 pound cock....
17. Lavinia the Vainglorious - March 8, 2006 4:10 AM
Serena's pretty damn scary. The Williams brothers picture on those huge Avon billboards have ensured that I will never go near an Avon counter in my life again. Unless I'm looking into a sexchange.
18. mamacita - March 8, 2006 8:51 AM
Wow. Above this story, the ad banner reads
"Our cows abducted by creepy alien freaks. Support each other at cowabduction.com". Coincidence? Maybe......................
19. Shaun - March 8, 2006 10:28 AM
LMFAO Poster # 8 - SuperSpence
She kind of does look like a she hulk. Call me weird but it would be kind of cool watching She Hulk and Nia Long play a game of ping pong juiced.
20. NaughtyBits74 - March 10, 2006 10:01 AM
"Serena William is just a cunt hair away from being hot, if it wasn't for the over-exaggerated features, fake hair and man-muscles." I agree. She's too "buff". Wonder who was in the insecure one in the relationship? Brett Ratner was probably scared of her.
21. LaydeeBug - March 10, 2006 10:27 PM
Pez D, I LOVE that episode. Family Guy ROOOLZ!
22. LaydeeBug - March 10, 2006 10:27 PM
Pez D, I LOVE that episode. Family Guy ROOOLZ!
23. Online Casinos - October 11, 2007 4:00 AM
so what?! every body gets drunk!!!