Mar 23 2006Pete Doherty pleads guilty
Pete Doherty pleaded guilty to seven charges of possessing heroin, crack cocaine, and weed in a court appearance in east London today. Although I'm not entirely sure this constitutes news, since the same story has appeared every week for the past three months. Apparently dating Kate Moss gives you automatic immunity when it comes to illegal drugs. Sort of like how dating Alessandra Ambrosio gives you automatic immunity from not having an erection.
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1. Tracy - March 23, 2006 5:55 PM
The face of crack... Makes me want to swear off the pipe forever! Ugh!
2. gammanormids - March 23, 2006 5:55 PM
OMG! that picture is so scary!!!
3. pixelbasic - March 23, 2006 5:59 PM
Powder Lives!
4. mamacita - March 23, 2006 6:03 PM
Damn. Invest in some bronzer, Pete.
5. gammanormids - March 23, 2006 6:06 PM
you cnaged the picture? Good...!
6. punctiliouspig - March 23, 2006 6:06 PM
and he kicked a reporter in the arm. in the ARM. where the hell is the picture of that high kick?
7. karifarrell - March 23, 2006 6:23 PM
Who's Pete Doherty? Shannen Doherty's lil' bro?
8. tokenblackperson - March 23, 2006 6:35 PM
I just got the urge to say...
"You'll never take me alive coppa...nyeah,nyeah.."
9. Helen - March 23, 2006 6:37 PM
What's that man behind him doing? Has he been overcome by the fumes emanating from Pete?
10. Tha-Flash - March 23, 2006 6:37 PM
Lol feckin' crack'ed.
11. ebayfan414 - March 23, 2006 6:42 PM
If you want to see something really cool happen, look at this picture, and say, "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice."
WARNING: Do not attempt this feat if you aren't interested in having a coked up beetlejuice show up in your room.
12. Evangelia - March 23, 2006 6:44 PM
who is alessandra ambrosio?
(stripper name if i ever heard one)
13. BarbadoSlim - March 23, 2006 6:48 PM
Cocaine's a hell of a drug...and so is heroin and Lysol...and tylenol...and that foam you use to clean the toilet...and pam cooking spray..niagara starch..and Pledge and...
14. Havet - March 23, 2006 7:03 PM
He look soooo aweful! there r worse pictures of him.
He doesnt deserves all ths press.
What else he kickd some after his court hearing. how stupid is that?! he should have got right back there.
I just hope they'll jail him and thats it. Thats wat he deserves.
he is so pathetic.
15. TheHoffinator - March 23, 2006 7:05 PM
Who is this guy besides the guy who dated Kate Moss? #12 Alessandra Ambrosio is a Brazilian Super Nugget.
16. christee - March 23, 2006 7:36 PM
damn, pete, now you'll never be a scientologist. oh well, there's always suicide and your next life!
17. Erienne - March 23, 2006 7:43 PM
If you click on the hyperlink Superficial Guy left with Alessandra Ambrosio's name, you'll see her. That or Google her on Google Images. She's hot. I'm not into chicks, but shes hot.
18. TaiTai - March 23, 2006 7:55 PM
It's great to see Pete has gotten some color back in his face now that he is clean and sober.
The guy behind him is his Personal Chaser. He follows him everywhere to remind him where he is supposed to be going.
19. Italian Stallion - March 23, 2006 8:41 PM
I'm Pete Doherty bitch!!!!!! Fu-k your couch......UNITY
20. prideofchucky - March 23, 2006 9:16 PM
God I love this picture-can't help it-I just love society's famous dirtbags-Que up the sid vicious MY WAY cover track-Guess Kate got out-and just in time-before she was Nancy Spungen with a blade in her belly...
Rock On Pete Ya Fuck-Up!
21. bjpack - March 23, 2006 9:23 PM
Actually, the guy behind him is his dad/brother/dealer.
22. MeganHarris - March 23, 2006 9:46 PM
He's Soooooooo Naaaaaaaaasty!! seriously what do these girls see in him?
23. Captain Awesome - March 23, 2006 9:56 PM
I love that British-just-crawled-out-from-under-a-rock look
24. TaiTai - March 23, 2006 10:19 PM
Nice teeth too. They're darker than his face.
25. Chris'sMom - March 23, 2006 10:20 PM
#14...Would it kill you to learn proper English? Oh, I get it, you were just trying to act like you're 13.
So now that he has pled guilty what now. In this picture it does not look like he being escorted to the vehicle that takes him to prison. Maybe that only happens to common folk; all the more reason to strive to become a bimbling celebrity.
26. Sister Morphine - March 23, 2006 10:53 PM
That guy behind Pete looks like he's about to jump him for his drugs. Or his ass. Either way, I'm sure Pete will love it.
27. krisdylee - March 23, 2006 11:03 PM
Yaaawwwnnnnnnn.....
28. MissyB - March 23, 2006 11:08 PM
LMAO @ Sister Morphine!!! He is disgusting! I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole... seriously though, I've seen Kate with other guys lately, and she likes that grungy/druggie/hobo look. Don't know. I guess the entire hobo's have a chance with the supermodel!
29. hafaball - March 24, 2006 3:56 AM
This isn't such a bad pic, but the guy behind him is pretty creepy.
30. santori - March 24, 2006 4:07 AM
He has the romance and legend. Poor choices but he has at least those.
31. seren - March 24, 2006 5:13 AM
#23 - Pete Doherty is hardly the typical British look.
(We're not that much different to you yanks, except we generally weigh less and have better clothes....but don't have dayglo teeth)
32. guzilicious - March 24, 2006 6:40 AM
pete is the most ugliest thing ive ever seen people like him should be shipped to an islan in a concentration camp and be skinned alive then dipped in boiling hot water.......... ah i see it already the island for useless drug fucked lame people i see lindsay there too
33. M@ce - March 24, 2006 8:30 AM
Off to the Kordova Milk Bar and then,perhaps, a little ultra-violence...
34. ESQ - March 24, 2006 9:10 AM
In response to #8 - I was thinking the same thing. He reminds me of "Jimmy" the reporter from was it "Batman?"
35. inspector11 - March 24, 2006 9:11 AM
You know what I call possessing heroin, crack cocaine, and weed? I call that "Tuesdays."
36. ESQ - March 24, 2006 9:11 AM
The guy behind Pete just kicked him in the ass and said,"Now get the hell out of here kid, don't come back unless you have a news story!"
37. SuperSpence - March 24, 2006 9:31 AM
I plead guilty...of not giving a rat's ass about Pete Doherty. I'd rather not hear about him anymore, so it'd be awful nice if he'd just OD on heroin or something. I like my odds on that one.
38. Swordman - March 24, 2006 9:39 AM
Hmm Pete Doherty, he's famous for dating Kate Moss and being a poster child for drug addiction. I would be a drug addict too if I was in a band named Babyshambles. This guy's 15 minutes are up. Time to die nice and easy now Pete
39. honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah - March 24, 2006 10:40 AM
Laugh my $#*&ing ass off @ M@ce...ya beat me to the punch brah.
40. honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah - March 24, 2006 10:44 AM
He looks like he's skipping out of the damn building...snicker..insert speeded-up "Charlie Chaplin doin' stuff" music. Nasty little pudge...his little "fuck yew" rebel cigarette all sweaty from being propped behind his ear during the proceedings. I have no comment, I guess. I just like making randomass comments about drug fucks.
41. Derek Hail - March 24, 2006 10:57 AM
What a classy guy. Kate Moss is just as class. And to think.... Kate Moss was actually in the running for being Mother of the Year.
42. NaughtyBits74 - March 24, 2006 11:36 AM
Oh my...
Edward Scissorhands just left the building.
Does he not love himself? He should get off the crack-rocks and heroin. How are you gonna do crack, heroin, AND weed? He's almost the poster-boy for narcotics. I bet he abuses pills too. Pete, get your ass to a detox center and clean yourself up, so that the next time I see you in concert I can understand what you're "saying", bro.
43. gogoboots - March 24, 2006 12:08 PM
He absolutely abuses pills, anything he can get his hands on. He looks ILLIN', what's with his face, he looks like a troll!
44. Spindoc - March 24, 2006 12:17 PM
Here is a GREAT qote on this guy from the NYPost
"And the disheveled ex-Libertines/Babyshambles frontman was just voted "Sexiest Man Alive" by the readers of UK music magazine NME - a sweep cited by the editors as "final proof that there's nothing more alluring than a man who'll steal your purse before pissing himself and getting arrested.""
This guy just looks like he smells like old cheese and burning hair. Ugh, what was Kate thinking?
http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/61004.htm
45. HughJorganthethird - March 24, 2006 2:44 PM
Gotta love Peter. Crack, weed, E it's all good, but herion? C'mon man that's so 70's. You were in the Libertines, not Creme.
46. bluecanary - March 24, 2006 4:30 PM
Why is this guy famous?
47. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - March 24, 2006 4:32 PM
Let's talk more about Alessandra Ambrosio, just to cleanse our palates, no?
48. derekd - March 24, 2006 11:52 PM
Dude pleads guilty to seven, count them SEVEN! 1,2,3,4,5,6, SEVEN charges of possesion of heroin and the guy is actually WALKING out of court???!! Let me tell you if he woulda caught that charge around here(Florida) He would've never been seen again(to our delight). They sure are lenient in Limeyville.
49. DMM - March 25, 2006 3:16 AM
Pete Doherty isn't even real. His real name is Trevor McDermott, and he was invented by the KLF. Check it out. The link is below.
http://www.hecklerspray.com/hecklerspray/2006/02/klf_uh_hu_uh_hu.html
50. Evangelia - March 25, 2006 3:34 AM
i think i recognize her. is she a victoria's secret model as well?
51. Drunk Blogger - March 25, 2006 7:49 AM
Corpse Bride.
52. CheekyChops - March 25, 2006 10:38 AM
and kate moss was shagging this guy? Yikes!
53. BananaPhone - March 25, 2006 11:45 AM
Who?
54. Dee - March 25, 2006 5:19 PM
what a hottie!
55. LaydeeBug - March 25, 2006 7:06 PM
That guy looks like the lead singer of a really bad SKA band. The Skatacrackalites. Oi, Oi!!!
56. HollywoodSnark - January 9, 2007 4:23 PM
wow, that guy is wrecked...please send him to prison!