Mar 22 2006Paula Abdul finds excuses for being insane

SIMON IS NOT THE ISSUE, THE ISSUE IS WHATS ON HER DRINK DURING THE SHOW!!!

she gives me the royal heebie-fuckin'-jeebies..... and what's with her way of speaking as if she clenches her teeth all the time or some such crazy ass thing...

Paula says the most utterly useless garble on American Idol.

She must be having delusional visions of still dancing with that cartoon cat.

Huh?

Is she going to blame Simon for the slurring of her words? "I slur my words because Simon is fingerbanging me under the table." Or the bizarre things that (other than that Corey kid's member) come out of her mouth? Does anyone else find it amusing that Paul Abdul, 80's has been/never was, is judging talent? Or that she is semi-retarded? I mean, she was married to Emilio Estevez after all.

was she really married to emilio estevez? god, I must have blocked out the memory...

I agree # 1, Unless Simon is slipping something in her drink which I highly doubt but he could be slipping her something.....

I say American Idol should replace Paula with a seal who bounces a ball off its nose.

No one would tell the difference.

No, Paula, you got it all wrong. It's "The cornball who find the melons gets the moth who gets the $2.5 mil. paycheck who then buys all the beans from the British guy with bad breath." Duh.

I can't even pay attention to what she says because the girl can't even sit her ass down for two minutes. Somebody get me some Krazy Glue. I'll draw all the moths and melons and cornflakes she wants onto her butt, so she'll never be able to rise out of that chair again!

P.S., I Watch Stuff makes me frown.

didnt she say that on-air before? maybe she's desperate for some breakfast and bugspray. or maybe she had bugspray for breakfast.

She's got something weird going on with her left eye as well. She tries to hide it behind her hair, but it seems to be operating on its own. Maybe she stole Sammy Davis Jr.'s fake eye from his rotting corpse since he was obviously not going to be using it anymore.

That's right, Paula Abdul is an effing drunken grave robber who digs up bodies looking for vicodin. Is anyone in the least surprised?

OK, does anybody remember last year when Paula was litterally acting crazy, I mean interupting Simon every second, dancing on her chair, just being all around crazy? It got to the point that apparently the American Idol Website had blocked use of the words "Drunk" and "Crazy" and USA Today actually had a column called "Paula Watch" that would comment on her behavior after each show. Well, last year she claimed her behavior was becuase she had been in chronic pain for years, but that her new medication had made her pain free and she was just so excited about it. An obvious BS excuse, now this year she blames her behavior on Simon. I think it's a combo of Botox and whatever she has in that red cup she's always sipping off of in the show.

Oh! Just found this on USA Today, here is one of their quotes this week on the show....

the Barry Manilow segments raised the ick factor to new heights, and after a week of relatively good behavior, Paula's judgments were muddled and her behavior somewhat unruly -- if only America could vote out a judge.

I'd hit Randy before I'd hit her

Tell me nobody's ever fucked with her before in her life.

Although I never liked Simon before - or disliked - or never really thought that much about him to be honest, but I like him now!

How hilarious! He knows she's a twit as it is and totally unstable and he's fucking with her - on air - anyways, just to rattle her cage. This is great. I love to do that shit to people!

All hail Simon!

For all you haters, I think Paula is acutually pretty cool. Yes, she is a bit off some nights, but without her, the show would be quite dull. Simon and Randy would get really boring..fast...

Straight up now tell me am I really gonna be ugly and drunk forever...Or am I just bipolar and having fun......

I wonder how many times Ace has banged her in the ass? Or even better that chicken little dude that she loves......Kevin I think

Paula Abdul is starting to act a LOT like Anna Nicole Smith....and its scaring me.

since comments are turned off for the "I watch stuff" post.. i'll say it here... I WATCH STUFF SUCKS AND IS RARELY, IF EVER, FUNNY.

AAHHHHHHHKELLYCLARKSON!
(that was originally paula's line :thiefs:)

You know...there was a time when Paula used to be considered the "normal" one.

Sigh, the good old days.

It Pisses me off to see grown ups blame other people for their problems.

No, No, it can't possibly be my fault, I'm always right.

Great message to send to the kids that watch this show. The Entitlement generation.

Shame on her.

Oh my god! I thought it was just me...but other people think there's something wrong w/ Paula too, thank god!
Didn't it seem last night that Kellie Pickler was smoking out of Paula's crack pipe too? She was all messed up talking about mink coats, eyelashes and pictures of pickles...weirdo. I want to slap her.

She has a nerve disorder and apparently is addicted to crack. She's BFF with Whitney Houston, I shit you not.

"Simon gave me advice and said on ‘The X Factor’ he always refers to a fortune cookie and says the moth who finds the melon finds the cornflake always finds the melon and one of you didn’t pick the right fortune.

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I think this message is a secret trigger, and right now a mindcontrolled drone is currently carrying out his mission.

You know why Paula was crying when Constantine was booted off? She was reminded of one less great fuck she would have had. She likes the young boys. That way she can pick them until they ripen.

And by the way, I can't stand Kellie Pickler. She's not as dumb as everyone thinks. She manipulates everyone and she's much less talented than people give her credit for.

Kelly Pickler says that she's never sung in front of anybody before, but apparently she won a county-wide beautypagent and competed in the Miss North Carolina PAgent, which was televised...guess what her talent was in both......singing. Gee, guess innocent little gals from small towns can lie. What a shock.

Maybe Simon can put a roofie in her drink. That way she can just go to sleep... Oh, how I long for the good ol' days with Scat Cat - I didn't know how good we had it.

I don't know who any of these contestants on American Idol are because I don't watch gay shows for homos.

She is disgusting. Go away already.

Did anyone see Simon holding a green lighter in one of the scenes yesterday?? The camera cut away and when it returned the green mystery object was missing. Hmmmmm...

Man, was she drunk last night!! She could hardly keep her eyes open!! Then she made a joke and laughed like a mental patient at herself!

wow...great pic...when did she start morphing into one of the Gabor sisters?

Paula Abdul is garbage. I didn't like her as a singer, and I don't like her as a judge.

They should just get rid of her.

I wonder what Simon wispered in her ear to make her cry like that? He probably told her that her shipment of drug's were hijacked by that dude Corey she was banging....first he takes my ass virginity and then he hijacks my pills.......wahhhhhh

Is she really that stupid she can't finally OD? It's not that hard Paula.

What are the price of beans these days anyways? Just wonderin'

Paula,

It's called Prozac, Sweety. Prozac!

this is so old! i heard about this like last week, maybe two weeks ago. what's the word on crazy alien child birth today? maybe now katie holmes can break away from nut job.

I think MC Skat Kat dumped her and drugs are the only way to heal the pain.

I wouldn't watch American Idol with Sammy Davis Jr.'s glass eye, and Paula Abdul is a constestant-sleeping-with-has-been who deserves as much respect as the other bimbos who are featured here.

And I agree - I Watch Stuff sucks.

From http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/indexd?blogid=7

'American Idol' Producers Nearly Fired Abdul

"American Idol" producers came close to sacking judge Paul Abdul earlier this month -- and wanted to offer her job to Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson.

Tensions on the set of the hit TV show were running high and producers were considering firing the former singer for her erratic behavior.

A source tells Us Weekly magazine, "Paula was being very difficult. (She was) crying all the time and arriving late for meetings."

The stress from the situation drove Abdul to seek medical attention and she was treated for "exhaustion and dehydration."

According to the source, executives from the show discussed replacing the troubled judge: "(They) liked Jessica (Simpson) a lot. And some were pushing for Britney (Spears)."

Neither star ended up meeting with "Idol" producers and they decided to keep Abdul -- for now.

Abdul's representative denies the allegations: "Paula is always a joy on the set and everyone loves her.

"If they were looking at Britney or Jessica, that's news to me."

thank you # 2 lol its true, she clenches her teeth when she babbles like a madwoman...very disturbing...weirdo.

...I dunno. I think Idol would be boring without her. But yeah, I agree she is a little nuts...but that's the fun part!

I agree #46. Over 50 per cent of humanity are weirdos (according to AOL-IPSOS) - they should have some representation on the show. Canadian Idol has four judges. They could always bring in another and keep Paula. But their ratings are amazing so...

I'd still fuck her

#39

About 89 cents for a one-pound bag.

um, WHAT?

Her sky is really going to be falling now that Chicken Little was voted off. You could see the sexual tension there.
(ummm...Not that I've ever seen the show of course)

OK, I have seen about ten minutes of the show this season (that brings my grand total of all the seasons to 40 minutes) but it is so obvious she is pilled out and also coked up. Teeth clenched (thanks 2) and slurring her speech in a Farrah Fawcet on david Letter or Anna Nichole (as 20 said) kinda way. Who are these peoples managers who let them go on National Television in that shape???

Straight up now tell me paula, when are you just going to overdose on pills?
I want you to be replaced by a woman who will actually tell those wannabe "idols" how much they all fucking suck!!! (yes that includes you Clay)
Even Simon is too nice these days.

#13... tHaT wAs HyStErIcAl.... Sammy's eye! Oh how my tummy hurts from laughing. Good one... very funny. Thank you.

i think her behavior is perfectly normal. that's how i talk after 6 vicodin, 3 valium and a fat ass blunt! don't forget the Petron chasers.

I am bipolar, and we're not all wacked out like she is. Maybe I should give her some of my medications, cuz the shit she got ain't working.

Amen #21. Amen.

I think Paula is hot, she's prolly just rolling on some x during the show to be happy. Leave the girl aone.

I watched again last night. She is so botoxed up that I'm surprised she can blink.

One word: Vicodin.

"TURN ME LOOOSE"!!!! Paula Abdul may be a little weird sometimes, but Tom Cruise is the real problem with this society. When Paula jumps on a couch, let me know. Then I'll be concerned!

Yes #33 Simon is a chain smoker.

wow, she really is crazy...