Mar 9 2006Paris Hilton probably has herpes
If you happened to just scan over the E! Online story about Paris Hilton's latest restraining order, you might have missed this particularly interesting tidbit:
Quintana testified last month that his relationship with Hilton turned nasty after she overheard him informing her beau, Stavros Niarchos, that she might have a sexually transmitted disease.
"I wanted him to be aware of it--that she had herpes. To make sure he didn't catch anything. He informed me that he was [aware]," Quintana said.
He said Hilton interrupted his conversation with Niarchos and became "furious."
"She said, 'This is between the three of us; if this gets out you're a f---ing dead man,'" Quintana said. He claimed that after the exchange, he began receiving suspicious phone calls and started to believe his life was in "imminent danger."
So, if you happen to find yourselves on the dance floor with the heiress and she invites you back to her hotel room to participate in some "carnal loving" (the actual words she'll use), ask yourself this: Is a night with Paris worth a lifelong itch in your groin? Be careful out there, boys and girls. And raccoons. And dogs. And every other living thing that Paris Hilton would probably have sex with.
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Reader Comments
1. Binky - March 9, 2006 4:15 PM
In other news today - the sky is blue.
2. MP$40 - March 9, 2006 4:17 PM
Finallly someone else realized this other than myself. I first read what Quintana said when his testimony first came out and it didn't dawn on me until I read it again and I thought, wow....she has herpes and no one knows about it. I was surprised it took this long for people to catch on. Yuck...she's so gross and over exposed.
3. FRIDA - March 9, 2006 4:21 PM
AND THIS IS A SURPRISE TO WHO? IT WOULD BE SURPRISING IF SHE DIDNT HAVE HERPES..
4. playahater101 - March 9, 2006 4:23 PM
HaHa! Now everyone knows she has herpes. And I'm sure no one is really surprised. It's nice to know she will be plagued with blisters on her crotch for the rest of her life.
5. Craig & "em" - March 9, 2006 4:27 PM
I think this story would have been more accurate if the headline was..."Herpes Probably Has Paris Hilton"
The Herpes was quoted saying..."I'm really scared...how much longer do I have to live?"
6. playahater101 - March 9, 2006 4:27 PM
I bet there's a whole bunch of people she's slept with freaking out right now. Maybe that's the reason that designer gave her the clothes she modeled. Tainted clothes. Maybe she should start to put some panties on under her skirts. I could go on all day long with this one.
7. Wombat - March 9, 2006 4:29 PM
Bloody hell, tell us something a little more earth shattering about this pea-brain blonde like...NEWS FLASH...Paris Hilton to graduate from Harvard with degree in quantum physics. Now that would shock the shit out of the rest of the world.
8. xaputa - March 9, 2006 4:30 PM
itch in your groin?
http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/03/christina-drunk-4.jpg ?
9. tits_on_snack - March 9, 2006 4:33 PM
I feel sorry for the poor little herpes virus.
10. Tania - March 9, 2006 4:35 PM
That picture that was posted on here a while back where she was wearing underwear (the one where she peed with all the guys circled around her) makes sense now! She must have been having a flare up (is that what they call it when it's not dormant?) She only goes commando now when it's not flaring up!
Ha Ha this dirty bitch gets what she deserves!!! I've never been so happy to hear that someone has herpes!!!
11. jstar - March 9, 2006 4:36 PM
I like that Paris' rep denied the allegations of herpes and drug problems but let the alcohol problem and "erratic behavior" claims slide.
12. bella1218 - March 9, 2006 4:38 PM
#5...perfect. haha!
13. Astriastar - March 9, 2006 4:39 PM
How about the post from December where she was digging in her swimsuit bottoms at the beach? Now the puzzle pieces are starting to come together....
14. playahater101 - March 9, 2006 4:39 PM
This is the rest of the story
Quintana further alleged Hilton "has a drug and alcohol problem, some rather shady associates and is known for erratic behavior."
Hilton spokesman Elliot Mintz denied Quintana's allegations, telling Court TV: "She doesn't have herpes. She doesn't have a drug problem," and claiming Quintana was simply trying to humiliate his client in order to gain media attention.
Undaunted, Quintana called the restraining order a "victory for the little guy."
With the matter resolved to both parties' apparent satisfaction, Hilton's legal team can turn its attention to the next court date on her calendar.
He also let the "shady associates" comment go, too. She has herpes. Anyone can guess that.
15. Astriastar - March 9, 2006 4:41 PM
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/12/28/paris_hilton_has_an_itchy_crot.html
16. Escribo - March 9, 2006 4:46 PM
Herpes...This is like saying Richard Simmons is gay.
17. Spindoc - March 9, 2006 4:56 PM
Hey, I heard that Tara Reid likes to Drink.
18. Sheva - March 9, 2006 5:01 PM
Well I guess that should put the lid back on all those vicious Paris is a ho comments.
Okay, maybe not. Ho it up Paris, ho it up. Just keep that critter off me.
Before or after Rick Solomon? Hmmm
19. julema - March 9, 2006 5:08 PM
She's lucky not having HIV.
And there's surely a lot of stars who got the same disease!
20. Georgia - March 9, 2006 5:10 PM
Like everyone else I assume Paris, Tara Reid, Lindsay Hohan, Kimberly Stewart, and the Olsen Twins are all living sacks of disease.
21. Spindoc - March 9, 2006 5:10 PM
#5. Damn, that has to win the award for best comment of the week.
22. boredatwurk - March 9, 2006 5:11 PM
I can't stop laughing! You people are so clever!
In other news today - the sky is blue.
and
AND THIS IS A SURPRISE TO WHO? IT WOULD BE SURPRISING IF SHE DIDNT HAVE HERPES..
and
I think this story would have been more accurate if the headline was..."Herpes Probably Has Paris Hilton"
and
The Herpes was quoted saying..."I'm really scared...how much longer do I have to live?"
actually made me laugh out loud.
23. SuperSpence - March 9, 2006 5:13 PM
People who don't think this story is shocking are idiots. Of course this story is shocking. One of the most shocking stories in the last century or so. How could any of us suspect, even for a moment, that Paris Hilton has only one sexually transmitted disease?
24. badattitood - March 9, 2006 5:18 PM
Paris and her herpes are kinda old news, but.....To whoever the guy is that gave her herpes, I would like to say "well done and thank you very much, sir". You may have herpes and are most likely an unspeakable man-whore but you have given a great gift to a Parisite-weary public. We all owe this guy a beer.
25. lohans8ball - March 9, 2006 5:38 PM
Thats ALL she has???
26. Spindoc - March 9, 2006 5:40 PM
It probably burns her when the crabs nibble at the herpes sores.
27. cissysanders - March 9, 2006 5:47 PM
seriously - I applaud the guy for warning her greasy beau of her horrific disease, (not to mention making it official public knowledge) however, if he is going to go as far as to have a restraining order against her, he should definitely take her out of his photo album - must less be it the FIRST picture on there!http://www.brianquintana.com/photos.html
28. lohans8ball - March 9, 2006 5:47 PM
I bet the guy who gave her herpes is the skinny dude that shot that Buffalo 69 movie or whatever. It was the guy who was selling his sperm online. Vincent Gallo thats his name I think. He shot a clip of Paris spinning around on a stool or something in her underwear and Im pretty sure thats when the herpes attacked her vagina. It couldve been him or the other 78 guys that sprayed her down with their man seed. Yeah I think Vincent Gallo was the cleanest out of all of them actually.. so yeah nevermind about him. I need to continue my research on the other 78..
29. Miss Skyline - March 9, 2006 5:58 PM
Can we get some new news please? I wouldn't be surprised if she had AIDS at this point, sadly.
30. azcoyote - March 9, 2006 6:13 PM
Now that this is public knowledge, anyone want to bet with me when this bitch kills herself?
Not like she can just go and get a new nose and cheeks and all will be well in Hilton Rich Bitch La-La Land. (you should see the before shots)
Herpes. The gift that keeps on giving....
I predict, a pill overdose in under 90 days... But hey, I am morbid like that when it comes to skanky billionair daughters...
Then again, having her clam all over the internet never embarrased her so maybe she is so rich she is above being humilliated by a non-curable STD...
31. missscoobie - March 9, 2006 6:19 PM
Paris has gono sphly herpal aids.
And fleas.
My dog gave them to her. I had the dog put down.
32. maggixial - March 9, 2006 6:25 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b218/LovedHurtLost/princess.jpg
her cooch is probably numb if she can't even feel that camel toe.
33. tess - March 9, 2006 6:28 PM
You don't have to be a psychic to guess that this ho carries some life-threatening STD's inside her pants. I pity those fools who dare to date her....
34. Jerk616 - March 9, 2006 6:30 PM
Why do all you people hate sherpas?
35. Captain Awesome - March 9, 2006 6:51 PM
"We call it The Three Stooges Syndrome"
Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
36. azcoyote - March 9, 2006 7:08 PM
#34 - LOL
Damn sherpas carrying those heavy STDs all up and down Mt. Everest... The nerve. I don't thing Tinsing Norgay would have the balls to jam his sherpa rod into Hilton. And that man has seen many a crevasse...
Anwyay, I only hate Sharpeis with Herpes..
Sherpeis... Maybe that is what Hasselhof has? Those aren't dogs. They are Sherpeis growing out of his junk.
37. BarbadoSlim - March 9, 2006 7:15 PM
Ah, nasty lady herpes, the gift that keeps on givin'.
Oh and #30, I'll take that bet, put me down for within the next nine months, car accident while coked up with Lindsay Lohan both decapitated as they slam and slip under a Kenworth semi truck transporting a full load of codfish on the PCH.
38. speechless - March 9, 2006 7:24 PM
#26--- i broke out in laughter and my skin was crawling at the same time... i think we better watch out how much we read about PH 'cause what she's got may be transmitted by computer screens..
39. azcoyote - March 9, 2006 7:31 PM
Damn, Slim. You are good! I think you may have a good track with that one...
Anyone else care to take a stab at how Paris Hilton kicks the bucket? I must Nostradomus of the PH death-fest...
In that Nostradomus kind of way here are some Paris Hilton anagrams that seem to tell the future (or present)..
Ha! I list porn - Video Anyone?
Thin! Or I slap - Ritchie vs. Hilton in thinfest.
Rail thin p.o.s - Less surface area for nasty bumps...
A hip nostril - Coke Habit Anyone?
ROI shit plan - Couldn't be worth the time...
Nail this pro - Her best promo ad...
I sit on Ralph - How she got herpes?
Loin pit rash - What Ralph told her those bumps were.
40. BoardBetty - March 9, 2006 7:33 PM
Paris having herpes isn't shocking in the least especially considering that at least 1 out of 4 people have it.
What's shocking is that this information hasn't come out sooner. Geez, does she make every lover sign non-disclosure agreements?
41. Sister Morphine - March 9, 2006 8:06 PM
Paris Hilton has an STD? Next, you're going to tell me that the earth is round.
42. Grphdesi23 - March 9, 2006 8:14 PM
probably?
43. QuiQuiLove - March 9, 2006 8:34 PM
She's a walking petri dish-I'm sure CSI would have a field day trying to figure out the cause of death
44. hafaball - March 9, 2006 9:12 PM
Everything living? Try everything animate and inanimate object....she raped my rocking chair....and that was my grandma's rocking chair..
45. Pez_D_Spencer - March 9, 2006 10:17 PM
Christ, now she's gonna be pitching Valtrex.
46. Kimmie - March 9, 2006 10:25 PM
Gack....... what a tramp. Some how or another, I bet she ends up broke. Stealing from her would be the best thing that could happen to her money.
I wonder how many men, women, cats, dogs and sheep are scratching themselves and and thinking about their 20 minutes in the Hilton Motel?
47. a concerned fan - March 9, 2006 11:10 PM
Hoing...it's not just a job, it's a way of life.
48. gogoboots - March 9, 2006 11:30 PM
Damn she just confirmed it to everyone in the know: Paris has herpes. She must not leave her room when she has a herpes attack. She shouldn't feel too bad though, everyone has a little herpes. It comes with being human sluts.
49. VinSlayer - March 9, 2006 11:32 PM
#45 - Please do not give this attention starved slut any ideas. If she does an ad for Valtrex it's all your fault. You know she couldn't have been smart enough to think of doing the ad on her own. For shame....
50. Kelly - March 9, 2006 11:33 PM
She is as fake platic as she has herpess.
51. gogoboots - March 9, 2006 11:41 PM
It's also no great surprise that she does have it either, I wonder what other STD she has. She should make a list, if her little brain can handle that task, or get the maid to do it.
52. Ing - March 10, 2006 12:05 AM
We all knows very well what she gets up to, the hard drugs,sex tapes and how out of control and slutty she is.
..we all knew this was coming because she is such a dirty bitch..
but my question is..if we all know then what about the people around her..if her family cared at all would they not try help her with her probs...yeh great parents...and what about all those other guys shes slept with??
In that sex tape she did there was no condom was there...how many men has she givin Herpes too so far??
Serious she is like a walking disease..its disgusting she is just lucky she does not have AIDS..
Paris has money but no common sense..
what a selfish whore she is..
53. christee - March 10, 2006 1:20 AM
hi ho, hi ho, off to the spelunker she'll go!
she calls it a cunt, but it's really a cave, hi ho, hi ho....
maybe this is her way of asking dave chapelle to reunite "the vd gang?"
54. ning_ning - March 10, 2006 2:14 AM
She took all her friends men and she has herpes hahaha....she had everybody leftovers.
55. SocketWench - March 10, 2006 2:15 AM
http://people.freenet.de/stuffpics/Paris-Hilton.jpg
I hear a bunch of little high-pitched squeals. Bet if you used a magnifying glass you'd see the critters making suicide leaps..
56. Leyna - March 10, 2006 2:21 AM
#55... that is the most demented looking vag I have ever seen ;/
57. ning_ning - March 10, 2006 3:13 AM
I guess the herpes are saying we hit the jackpot were rich!! We can travel where nice clothes, go to parties damn and we can spread and go even further...we made it big time, big time....
58. Jessie - March 10, 2006 3:35 AM
#55 I am speechless. Not the commenter known as speechless. Just speechless. You should perhaps post that link w/a warning. There are some things nobody wants to see, and that was one. Holey shiat. By which I mean, Paris Hilton.
59. HughJorganthethird - March 10, 2006 7:04 AM
Why do I get thte feeling that there is some kind of "Super Herpe" breeding right now in the perfect conditions that are Paris's used up beaver? Soon it will make the jump to humans and that's it, end of the world as we know it.
60. playahater101 - March 10, 2006 7:53 AM
When are all these people who partner jump gonna learn to use condoms? And what about that playmate she made a sex tape and shared sex toys and probably oral sex with? Does she have herpes in her mouth? GROSS!! You know Paris isn't telling anyone she has sex with that she has herpes. And that's just irresponsible. I know it's only contagious when you have a breakout, but I know I'd still want to be told.
61. mamacita - March 10, 2006 8:25 AM
#55 That picture should definitely carry a NSFW warning. Additionally, damn you. Damn you to hell, for making me look at that.
62. gossipmonger - March 10, 2006 9:11 AM
For all who have said anything along the lines of "she is just lucky she does not have AIDS..", I just have to ask how you know this? I'll bet that whore has never HAD an AIDS test, for fear of the positive results being leaked out...So therefore its probably safe to assume she's so full of every STD out there, including a few that have probably been created in that disease-ridden crotch. We'll soon be hearing of the newest deadly STD called the Paris!
63. senin - March 10, 2006 9:25 AM
This is news??? Give me a break - you forgot to mention chlamydia, crabs, vaginal warts, gonorrhea and syphyllis. Have I missed anything? Help me out here...
64. Jacq - March 10, 2006 11:34 AM
I feel sorry for any dude who has ever hopped in her driver's seat to valet her car... Ewww.
65. Swordman - March 10, 2006 11:43 AM
I imagine there are all sorts of disease, bacteria and weird microbes festering and germinating in Paris's Nasty shop of horrors
66. hermanita - March 10, 2006 12:17 PM
#55, that has got to be the ugliest vagina ever! And everyone knew she had desieases what is she so furious about?
67. antispace - March 10, 2006 12:42 PM
Pretty sure Paris Hilton could throw her STDs across the room.
Next in news: Tom Cruise is insane!!!
68. ranesing - March 10, 2006 12:53 PM
#55 - after looking at that picture, I can only think that the bird flu has actually arrived in the US.
69. raggatt - March 10, 2006 12:53 PM
Paris was a walking STD before she had herpes. From the day she was born actually. A disease that was sexually transmitted by her parents.
70. ProbablyTooOld - March 10, 2006 1:39 PM
I'm no scientist, but I gotta wonder if several STDs percolate together long enough, do they form a super-STD. Wonder STD powers activate, sort of thing? If so maybe all the people snarking about a new disease called Paris may not be far off.
Soon, not even the wigs and the fake tans will cover the festering sores on this woman. All that money and she's a filthier hoe-bag than the crack whores who work next to the old airport. But not even those old bags would have allowed Vincent Gallo near them with a camera, let alone his greasy, unsheathed dick, let alone the Greek Navy. And if they had, even they would have had the sense to GO TO THE DOCTOR! Ugh!
71. Bugman4045 - March 10, 2006 1:41 PM
#55, Geez!! that picture is going to put me off porn surfing for a least a couple hours!!
And #5 LMAO, that is the type of quality humor that I come to the comments section for.
72. Mo - March 10, 2006 2:09 PM
#55 OMG...there is not enough bleach in humanity to fix my eyes now. No wonder she has every disease known...not only does she stick everything up there she never wears underwear so what isn't stuck up there can crawl in willingly. If it's not throwing up looking at that fugly thing.
#5...uproariously funny...
73. Kbartender - March 10, 2006 2:27 PM
Paris Hilton has genital dandruff.
74. QuiQuiLove - March 10, 2006 3:04 PM
did anyone ever have to do the unsafe sex pyramid in health class...the one leading to paris'cavern of evil would dwarf the egyptian ones
75. QuiQuiLove - March 10, 2006 3:05 PM
did anyone ever have to do the unsafe sex pyramid in health class...the one leading to paris'cavern of evil would dwarf the egyptian ones
76. ir0ny! - March 10, 2006 6:44 PM
#55 - that is one of the grossest pictures ever!!
well, just waiting for day when the herpes takes over & the meds don't work for her anymore.
she should just call herself "Paris Herpes." forget "Hilton" - she's a disgrace to her family's name anyway!!
77. Pez_D_Spencer - March 10, 2006 8:19 PM
73 - Clitty litter?
78. QOTD - March 10, 2006 10:41 PM
She is a herpe! Just look at her!
79. mamacita - March 11, 2006 12:17 AM
On the plus side, her dumb ass has so much money that she could probably single-handedly pay for enough research to find a cure for herpes!
80. DevastatorX - March 11, 2006 6:59 AM
I would fVck her all night long and she would love it. Then i'd stick her in the 3d imput and make her mine forever.
Rigth after I changed my jimmy hat that is....
81. happyday - March 11, 2006 11:25 PM
#55 what have we every done to you to deserve that? Next question, who leaves the house without underwear? Really? Did she miss the part where your mother tells you always to leave the house with clean underwear on, just in case? Maybe she didn’t have any clean underwear and just though “oh well, I’ll just wear nothing” I can't even understand that. I mean really, at least a thong. Oh the humanity............
82. HarleyQ - March 12, 2006 10:06 PM
#55 has left me blind
83. Leahcar - March 19, 2006 4:53 PM
cash4cadavers.com
Perhaps she needs to be on the list...
84. sunshyneblue - March 22, 2006 12:54 PM
I love the headline "Paris probably has herpes"! That's correct regardless of the circumstances since 1 out of every 4 American females is infected with HSV 2.
Wake up folks.... As far as the "blinding" pictures go, what I find appalling is not the subject matter, but the fact that someone actually felt the need to preserve the image for all eternity. Just think of all the not so camera-worthy moments we're all guilty of having........
85. This Week in Science - March 24, 2006 1:01 PM
Check out the Google Ads under the article - priceless. Even Google knows Paris has herpes.
86. RDIGGITY - March 25, 2006 12:57 PM
I don't think she has a hairpiece, maybe a weave?
87. Vintage - March 26, 2006 4:16 PM
#5 - Haha! That made me laugh out loud so hard!
Hahaha! 'How much LONGER' said the Herpes
88. maddy - April 17, 2006 9:57 PM
#5.. omg its greattt lol