Mar 23 2006Paris Hilton is getting cozy with the guys again

I gave Paris Hilton herpes!!!!!!!!!! next

Well, herpes go away, with cream...I know from experience.. '.';;;

She's trying to spread the love...

Well, well! If she is getting desperate, perhaps that horrid Britney Spears scultpture may come in handy afterall......

enough with the paris hilton stories. The Superficial is turning into the Paris hilton news network, how many jokes can you do about how dirty she is?

The guys must take blistering hot showers to cleans themselves after hanging out with her for a night. YUCK!

Drew...obviously a lot.

i sorta feel bad for her...

it's obvious Paris is really insecure.. other wise she wouldn't always be grabbing a guy! what's wrong with being single and not having a guy??

i believe she needs therapy... her self-esteem apparently isn't at a healthy level if she constantly needs a guy on her arm

#5 - if it's not a complaint about Paris, it's about Lindsay Lohan...let them be...we're all eager to know about Paris' next herpes breakout or Lindsay's next slutscapade!

Bring it on.

Uhhh, does this now mean that Jerry Bloom, Matt Leinart and Benjamin McKenzie have herpes? I think so!

well i for one quit perezhilton.com b/c of this sort of repetitititition re this particular herpes-skank. but at least now I know which guys are also completely skanky.......and re # 2 genital *warts* may go away with cream???? but genital herpes says I herpes you forever.......

What's with her new hair? She looks like fucking Amadeus. Well, except for the herpes.

She looks like an Austrian waitress with that hair.

But an Austrial waitress with raging herpes and festering STDs.

You know those trays they used to have at the pool? And you'd have to step in to them before getting in the pool so you didn't pass on warts? Well whatever it is they put in those foot baths, Paris needs to douche with it.

Alternatively - 'Astroglide' could come up with a lube gel that contains liquid nitrogen. Burn those fuckers off as you slide your knob in.

#10... I herpes you forever! Ha!

I wonder if, when Paris looks down at a festering chancre on her vajayjay, she says "That's hot!"

It looks like she has condoms in her hair.

Some med school should use her as a specimen to study STD's.

and when the hell did she break up with the second greek guy?

She will probably end up being the first human to get Botox injected directly into her eyeball to keep that lazy thing pointing straight ahead.

Everytime time Paris gets a new herpes blister, an angel gets his wings...BLESS HER!!!!!!*cue in angelic music*

I've seen some comments on here commenting about how people can't wait until she gets old and loses her looks....well guys, I have news for ya all: When she's going to be wearing depends (old peeps diapers), retirement homes will never be the same again. The news will be filled with reports of an increase in heart attacks among older men (and raccoons), and she'll still be shakin' those (old, brittle) hips like there's no tomorrow.

#16 Love it! Succinct and informative.

Superficial, can you please enact some sort of early warning detection system when you publish stories/photos of Paris Hilton? Every time I log in and am greeted with her puss staring back at me, my balls jump up into my stomach, my weiner cringes and my anus throws up a little. Please make the pain go away.

jay, did you have a little romp w/ paris that we should know about? c'mon, you can tell usss...
i don't think douching with bleach and scrubbing that crotch with a brillo pad would save her now. i do wonder which small european country she's going to invade this time around? luxembourg, lichtenstein- you've been warned.

This page six blind item was obviously about Paris

WHICH cute young Hollywood couple is kaput? The blond babe dumped her hunk after she found out he gave her herpes . . .

http://www.nypost.com/seven/03162006/gossip/pagesix/65360.htm

Guess Stavros gave them to her

Everybody remembers the slut in high school that picked on for being a slut. Hollywood is like a giant high school and GOD knows what people say about her.

Pee-pee needs to just head into the porn industry at least there she will be respected for what she does best.

She looks beautiful in that picture!

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I try to avoid paris these days....she still calls though

I try to avoid paris these days....she still calls though

She must be a very insecure person if she constantly needs to have man around. And is a bedhopper. Guess money can't buy everything. These guys need to run away as fast as their legs can take them.

#2 & #10, herpes outbreaks can be treated with meds, but it's a virus and it's your friend for life. Genital warts can be frozen off but cause cervical cancer. I know a friend that happened to. From a dirty ex boyfriend.

Well, then it's good I don't have a cervix. And I'm sorry my STD knowingness isn't up to par anymore, I guess I should of just said, "Second!!!!!"

You know what money doesn't buy? a cure for herpes. You know what else money doesn't buy? enough press coverup to make sure no one knows you have herpes. Looks like her slutty life has finally bitten her in the ass. I'm relatively the same age as Paris, and I can't imagine facing the rest of my life (being this young) having herpes.

This woman hangs onto any guy. She's such an attention ho. Any guy in his right mind would not avoid her.

Cure Paris Now! Announcing my new charity to do medical stuff and rid the Pink Pustule of the whatever luks below. I'm accepting donations, pending approval as a non-profit by the feds and Arnie. Hilton Hotels has already offered $999M and with the few bucks left over after my summer fling with Kiki in Maui, I fully expect my research guys will have a cure to announce before Nicole hits the slammer as an 11 y.o. child molester. Can't let Old Herp get thrown into the prison system.

Disclaimer: nothing here intimates that STDs can be transmitted by TV pals foolin' around.

You know, it will be a good day when Paris Hilton is no longer news.

When it comes to STD's I am confident that I'm giving as good as I'm getting. I have no fear of Paris, but I really want Nicky to go to the dark side.

#25- I wouldn't say that she looks beautiful in that picture, but for her, its a really good picture. It disguises her nose quite a bit.

skank skank skank
kill kill kill

i thought starv-o was warned about HER herpes first? looks like someone's planning to "ruin" someone else's life, eh. that's so...paris.

Paris Hilton is the epitome of worthless. She hasn't done anything for herself. She isn't attractive. Her dad is rich. The bottom line is she is resting off her dad's laurels.

Today's Paris lesson: Money can't buy herpiness... I mean happiness. Herpiness is free!

Knowing how celebs give their kids fucked up names, you can bet that Paris will name her first kid "leper"

This heifer has to be pretty hard-up to sleep or *cough* flirt with Simon Rex...

Hasn't he been doing pornos just to pay the bills?

According to the restraining order, a friend of Stavros was trying to warn HIM that Paris had herpes. My guess for that story is it's Justin and Cameron (Although I'm not sure Cameron qualifies as part of a "Young Couple" As for PAris...I can't imagine sleeping with her, I want to boil my eyes just from looking at her.

#8 I don't feel sorry for her at all, although the whole tummy tuck thing is pretty SAD!

Isn't it more like Herpes has Paris Hilton?

I'm guessing Lienhart failed the "If a woman has an oozing open sore on her clam it's____________" question on the Wonderlick test.

#25 - If you check the homepage on MSN right now, she's one of the 9 worst best that they rip on. It looks like she got too much mystic tan in her hairline, among other things. Every time she pops a sore, an angel gets its wings...

Just looking at her makes my crotch start to itch...

She should be let lose in Iraq. Her and Tara Reid. They could both give the whole country STD's and then move on to Iran and Syria.
There way of giving back to the country. Community Service 101

40 - No, no, no. You can never get free of herpiness. It's like old luggage.

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FUCK YOU PARIS HILTON HURRY UP AND FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paris' new nickname should be "Butter". They both spread easily.

Paris will go fuck anybody cuz she's shit and will fuck anybody anytime like it ain't shit she needs to just stick her face in shit and disappear. Who likes her but herself with her head stuck up in her ass all the time...I hope the bitch goes to a million parties this year!

man i wish she would just die already. herpes or gun shot. either one works for me.

Paris Hilton alone could cause an epidemic of Herepes spread to most of world

help!!!

yeah, i would have nothing to do with her...