Mar 14 2006Paris Hilton gets plastic surgery?

Lets hope she is getting her tits done as we all have seen she does not have any. Or perhaps getting an ass lift as her ass is droopy. OR her kniche sewed tighter, I heard that is the rage in Hollywood.

If Pee-pee is trying to disguise herself from looking like herself she is doing a shit job trying to be noticed. Attention seeking whore.

ESQ: Or maybe she had the hook removed from the end of her nose. Or had her Herpes sores seared off. Or had her gigantor-feet reduced. Or had her twat tightened back up to its original size. Or had her lazy eye matched up to the more normal one. This is fun. I could go on forever.

Praying mantis's can't get plastic surgery.
It's gets in the way of the whole chirping thing.

Oh, that's crickets.

Who cares... her left eye is smaller than the right, her vagina is roughly the size of antartica, and her nose... ESQ, leave the ass, that nose is melting and needs to be taken care off LAST YEAR.

I'd feel more encouraged if she was walking into a school...

Can you get plastic surgery for the herpe?
Never had an issue with her real breasts. It's that dangerous critter below I fear.

... Ok a 'hot' school

Maybe next time she'll come out looking like Pam Anderson. Blonde, videotaped having sex, fake boobs, and ridden more times than Seabiscuit

I am seriously hoping that she gets huge DD sized breasts. It would all make sense then.

maybe it's for tinkerbells big... um.. yeah.

#3 LOL...keep going!

I don't think plastic surgery can fix herpes...

what's the purple poofy thing she's carrying??

Maybe she's gonna have her long, buzzard-like neck reduced. And but-tocks implants. She needs but-tocks, stat.

>13
Her newest pet, the real client. She wants it outfitted with a bigger tongue.

if i were her i would get that flat ass fixed right away! i heard Bubba Sparxx has this revolutionsry product out on the market, check it out :

http://www.jalive.com.jm/showvid.asp?strmArtist=Bubba%20Sparxxx&ftr=Ying%20Yang%20Twins&strmTitle=Miss%20New%20Booty

I don't know why...but all of a sudden I'm in the mood for a Big Mac, Mc DLT, Quarter Pounder with some cheese!

Can you get plastic surgery for the herpe?
Never had an issue with her real breasts. It's that dangerous critter below I fear.

Maybe she's getting new boobs since we've all seen the ones she has. Or maybe she's getting her hole tightened up. Or her man hands taken care of. Or maybe her butthole is falling out from all the anal and she needs to get it put back in. Hey, you're right #3, this IS fun.

Maybe she got lipo in the huge ass! Geez that thing's gigantic!

But really, you don't get scars if you're giving the surgeon a blow job. Unless, you're giving one hell of a blow job.

Have any of you seen her pics from when she was a teen? SHe looks COMPLETELY different. I don't think this is her first visit.

http://socialitelife.com/2004/09/09/paris_hilton_those_awkward_teenage_years.php

I tried to post this link. For some reason I don't think it worked. But this is a pic of Paris from her teen years. She looks like she's had a lot of surgery.

http://socialitelife.com/2004/09/09/paris_hilton_those_awkward_teenage_years.php

hahaha, i swear...some nice ol' fake tits and butt implants would finally give her all those famous, award-winning opportunities she's been searching for...as a porn star, of course

She's probably getting all the extra skin around her kooch and a**hole removed. They've both taken a beating over the years and are probably hella stretched out.

Maybe she's getting a new face. Heaven knows the one she's got is uglier than Jabba the Hut's backside when it's not all Tammy Fayed up with a zillion layers of makeup.

Paris, if you're reading this, there's no amount of plastic surgery that's going to make you a better person. Face it: if you didn't have daddy's fortune coming your way when he dies, you'd be sh*t outta luck all around: ugly girl, cruddy attitude, no brains, no ambition, no morals, no ethics, no potential.

Kinda makes me glad to be me.

#21- hahaha! i've seen that before, but still so hilarious. dowdy dumpy drawers to fake flashy fucktard.
ANYWAY...maybe she is going there to get her hallway narrowed so that it causes more friction to toss the pencil down it.

#21- hahaha! i've seen that before, but still so hilarious. dowdy dumpy drawers to fake flashy fucktard.
ANYWAY...maybe she is going there to get her hallway narrowed so that it causes more friction to toss the pencil down it.

#21- hahaha! i've seen that before, but still so hilarious. dowdy dumpy drawers to fake flashy fucktard.
ANYWAY...maybe she is going there to get her hallway narrowed so that it causes more friction to toss the pencil down it.

I apologize to anyone who may have wasted time reading my commment 3 times. i blame the website. i accept no accountability.

her vageegee is starting to fall off and they are going to try and reattach it. Or maybe she has a prolapsed recturm from getting pounded in the ass too many times

her pussy is starting to fall off and they are going to try and reattach it. Or maybe she has a prolapsed recturm from getting pounded in the ass too many times, Or maybe she'd going to get her droopy nose fixed.

i hope she's fixing that weird little flesh-booger part of her nose that hangs down in the middle. it scares me a lot.

Actually, I saw a pic of her when she was 15 or 16, a bit older than that really young pic of her, and even though she had blonde hair and (IIRC) dark eyes, her skin looked normal, her nose looked normal, and she actually had a decent figure with some curves and meat on her bones, as she was wearing a blue bikini. I'm convinced she's gotten a really bad nose job, and with her anorexci figure makes her look all the worse. Hell, even her modest breasts would look better if she put some weight on.

Will someone please kill this festering sore on humanity?
Please????

Paris Hilton has done everything she can to stay in the spot light. So why is she getting surgery? To get that beak fixed? To get bigger boobs? No.

She's having a sex change. Innie to Outie

Innie to outie? Dude.. man hands, big feet, big nose.. no tits.. I reckon she's finally going to have the big chopchop. Only thing is, where's she been keeping it all this time?

Paris Hilton is the festering boil on the ass of celebrity.

Maybe she went to go get lanced.

Maybe she's going to have that ever-present phone finally surgically removed from her ear?

She's going to need to get a LOt of work done to make her attractive.

No ass, no chest, fucked up nose and face. Skinny as a rail. Not to mention she has absolutely no class. I don't think any amount of plastic surgery could make me want to touch her.

The girl is the epitome of ugly. She's a nobody trying to be somebody. Funny thing is, she can't realize nobody likes her.

#38, LOL!!!!! S true!

I agree with 36. One more surgery and her transformation into a woman will be complete.

#21 - she was far hotter as a teen and its quite clear she has had some botched plastic surgery. I just wish she would fade away.

What the hell is with all you people saying she has small breasts? Yeah, what's your point? If she had bug breasts would that make you like her more? No, you'd call her a big boobed slut instead of a no tit slut. Lohan has breasts and you people hate her just as much. It's what in her brainthat matters, I know that sounds corny, and I guess it could be the schnapps talking...

I wonder, did they find a way to cure that nasty coochie of hers of the herpes?
Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to tell anyone she has herpes.
Well in case I didn't tell you.....she has herpes.

#25 well put. i was going to something along those lines. the only thing special
about this girl is her last name. without it she'd be an ugly nobody. plastic surgery didn't help before, and it's not going to help now.

WTF? Maybe she having her herpetic lesions lasered off for the weekend...

Yo. I'm sure they do STD tests in that clinic as well. Maybe it was a 2for1 offer.

no amount of surgery can implant class.

She's going in to have her huge bug eyes fixed. People think those are designer sunglasses in the photos, but Paris is actually a closet genius who likes to cross the genes of bugs and humans in her spare time (aka when she's not doling out handjobs at the Deluxe). This genetic mutation occurred when she malevolently tried to throw Nicole Richie into the gene-switching pod and cross her with a widow spider, but accidentally tripped over her 5 inch heels and fell in herself. That, and her pussy is falling off...

wonder wat Kimmie has 2 say bout dis LADY...

This is sad news. She's clearly considering new boobs, and that's a shame -- she's truly beautiful as-is. Fake tits will complete her transition to Tara Reid's doppelgänger.

Maybe they'll accidentally cut off her head.

Clearly she's having her virginity restored. Sometimes when you have gone as far as you can go, and done all there is to do, the best thing is start over.

She's having her big, shiny five-head reduced to a normal sized forehead.

If her name was Paris La Quinta or Paris Motel 6 we wouldn't be so interested...

Paris looks like Big Bird in her yellow sweatsuit trying out for the clan with her red hoodie on her head. The purple pom-pom is to show the surgeons how big she wants her twat to be when the sujury is done.

Does anyone know if she drove her skanky ass there in her new $450,000 Mercerces McLaren?

she's obviously either:
a) Having an addadictomy she she can screw herself whenever she wants, or
b) She's having her twat sewn shut so the herpes will stop falling out.

I love Paris, the brunt of stupid, celebrity whore jokes. Long live Paris!

Thank goodness for Paris Hilton. I had no one to make me feel better about myself since Jerry Springer went off the air.

Paris slut patch...
http://cache.defamer.com/hollywood/paris-hilton-patch.jpg

Reading about Paris Hilton having plastic surgery is about as interesting as having a rectal exam.

You mean, having an exam on rectals, or you personally having a rectal exam, or watching a rectal exam...gotta be specific..

Damn! Spread the love, people, spread the love!

She's probably getting a vaginoplasty to tighten her loose lips.

Okay, so she has no a$$, no t!ts and no brain..."A brain, a brain!" I vote for a brain. Being that brains are 90% fat anyway...maybe they can use some of the lipo fat and construct one?

She soooooooooo got her twat "re- virginized"

If I read one more vagina joke I'm gonna read another vagina joke. But yes, she wants a brain, that's why her ringtone is, "If I Only Had a Brain." da doo da doo da doooo

Can anyone say "Labia Reduction"?

#3-Hey...what's wrong with big feet? : ( Tall people have to have big feet to balance properly... : ( Can you tell I'm tall? lol

actually, upon reflection, she looks like Tweetie-Bird. The yellow stretchpants complete the look along with her bug eyes, beak-like nose, and lipless mouth.

#5 and # 54 LOL!!!!

All I gotta say is that her nose is going the way of Michael Jackson, that droop on the end usually means they took too much cartilage out. Can't wait to see what she does next. My guess is she'll look something like this...
http://www.reelgay.com/NewFiles/march2002/liza/lizaw.jpgs/lizadavid5.jpg

I would put money on it being a vaginal retighting procedure that she is looking for. Just for fun google "vaginal prolapse" and see how bad lil' miss Paris' privates could be.
Too lazy to google:
http://www.danekeclublambs.com/VaginalProlapse.html

while paris hilton is getting her boobs(moisqito bites) done lets hope the surgeons sow her vagina closed before she does another rich male verison of herself who pays her a buck per fuck and we hear the pitter-patter of baby whores running around!

#71.... Why did I clicky? Way way too icky. Now I feel sicky.

I'm so tired of this worthless piece of shit. Why do we even pay attention to her? She's such a faker. She doesn't even know how to do anything really...

Well, it's probably not lipo. I hear she poops all her fat out into her underwear. When she wears it. Otherwise, she just splatters on whoever is standing behind her. That's hot.

It's like in my fantasy...

She's getting her hymen rebuilt. And then she'll trow a huge party where she'll auction her new found virginity. And Sylvester Stallone will make the highest bid. And he will pound her ass senseless.

she needs a butt big time....

she needs to get some tits, u cannot cure or fix herpes

to get her vagina tighten? what else?

I think I figgered it out guys. Look at the last photo of the sign- it should read:
"Plastic Surgery & ANTIHAGING"
The "H" fell off. I just hope they find a cure for poor Paris, it may already be TOO LATE!

She's getting a vagina work-out and tightening...after all, she's as big as the Grand Canyon down there !!

Maybe she's having her Pee-Pee fixed, being she just can't seem to hold her urination factor...Anyone remember the incident in Hawaii ? Which wasn't the first time ! And all those tymes peepeeing in the men's rooms...actually she probably goes in to peepee and have her grand canyon expanded !!!

The pictures of Paris when she was 17 remind me of Fern Mayo in that movie "Jawbreaker".

*reminds me

She is probably there to have some doctor write graffiti on her tits in blue marker in preparation for the huge jugs she's planning to get. Oh yeas, folks, I'm back and I've missed you all (snif)

Comparing her teenage "before" photo with her current photos, here's the breakdown on what she's had done:

Eyelid surgery: She did not have much of a "fold" before in her eyelids so she had surgery to give her a heavier eyelid. Note: this is not to say she had the type of eyelid surgery that older women have to "tighten" their upper eyelid, this is more along the lines of what Asian women do to give more "depth" to their eyes...this also explains why her eyes are two different sizes, an unfortunatly common occurrence of this type of surgery. She should go back to her natural eye color, as brown eyes "look" bigger than blue eyes.

Nose surgery: She had her nose narrowed, which is unfortunate because it threw-off the proportions of her nose resulting in the bulbous tip being even MORE noticeable.

Lower-lip: She has some kind of implant in her lower lip. While her lower lip was full before, it definitely protrudes more now.

Mandible: She appears to have had some sort of jaw augmentation, where the mandibles (jaws) meet under the ears. Somebody probably told her that it would make her narrow face look wider and more in proportion. Probably some sort of implant to give her a wider jaw.

of course!
she had a brain transplant.

I don't think anyone has the right to judge what is good bad right or wrong that's why we have a choices/conscience and remember we all judged at the end...

I don't think anyone has the right to judge what is good bad right or wrong that's why we have choices/conscience and remember we all judged at the end...

I don't think anyone has the right to judge what is good bad right or wrong that's why we have choices/conscience and remember we all judged at the end...