Mar 22 2006Paris and Nicky Hilton preliminary cartoon sketches

Someone colored outside of the lines. You can't see Paris' vag. FIRST!!!

I've decided on a new career - child psychology - and I'll be rolling in it after the first episode airs.

This is just fitting as only a cartoon character could lead their lives. I hope acme anvils fall on them.

Oh. wow. another way for those hilton biatches to make money without doing any actual work. I would like to cockpunch the bastages that thought this up.

BTW- is this supposed to be for kids cause, umm, Paris' naked animated ass is pretty much exposed.

Actually, make that - psychology - PERIOD!

Can a cartoon really give you the full visual effect of an open blistering puss-filled Herpes sore? Tune in and find out!

Before you know it, Borak (from Adult Swim) will have herpes. It's funny that the cartoon Nicky's skin is actually LESS orange than in real life. They didn't give the Paris drawing a wonky eye, either.

i think those are good drawings... but who the hell is gonna watch that show?

it's a waste of time!

Hasn't the "BrAtz" saturday morning cartoon on fox covered this territory already.

I guess we can take comfort in the fact that getting your own cartoon usually leads to your passage to obscurity. Remember "Hammer", Mr.T, and The Gary Coleman Show?...neither do I.

#1 misspelled "nasty herpes-infested beef drapes"

I love the gravity defying, up-turned titties.

I wouldn't hit that with your cartoon dick.

Pure science fiction. Both are much flatter in real life. They look like playboy bunnys in these pictures

I just masturbated to all of the above cartoon drawings. Including Tinkerbell.

*pulling up pants*

actually, i've seen sketches of some of the other characters. both her herpes and vagina will have thier own characters...one is a little weepy while the other will be based on the LITTLE SHOP OF HORROS...."FEED ME SEYMOUR!!!"

This isn't going to be The Simpsons. It's going to be Drawn Together, except with less main characters.

In all seriousness, what would they -do-? It's not like they do anything now that would fill an entire season of episodes.

Post episode ideas!

hey #14...is that you mister costner?

#7-isn't it Zorak? the mantis? and yeah, i agree. if you are raped by a hilton on celluloid, can anyone hear you scream?

haha tinkerbell's feeling her up

I'd like to see them take on 'The Roadrunner' in the first episode, as long as they aren't allowed any weaponry from 'Acme'.

isn't this material more suitable for hentai? I wonder if the japanese market is into VD cartoons, unless the VD has its own powers... the series could be called: POKEMON VD VAGINAS... paris and nicky go around picking pokemon VD's...

#18 - That's it! I was close. I was trying to think of the least human thing I could come up with. I know Paris would still be down.

#15 - The spin-off is going to be called "Little Shop of Whores"

Remember folks, how Paris came to "fame"? Sex tape. This is her claim to fame,(aside from being a ONE-bit whore--that's right, she's not even a TWO-bit whore) and now she's going to be doing a CARTOON? Ostensibly for CHILDREN? What parent in their right mind is going to let their impressionable children watch her filthy animated cootch parade across the screen? Maybe to lighten up the episode where they talk about herpes, they'll have a song-and-dance number where her festering sores high-kick to a bouncy, upbeat number. Huh.

P.S.
Paris'boobs are neither that big nor pointy.

I'm predicting a bugs bunny/elmer fudd scenario featuring Paris and the paparazzi. Only in this version she doesn't outsmart anyone, she just "accidentally" lets them take pics of her vagina, which they rush home to develop and post on the internet. They appear here and cartoon version of us make disparaging comments about herpes and giant gaping genitalia.

Maybe they'll be less 2 dimensional than their real-life counterparts.

(Just give me re-runs of Superchicken, I'll be happy-http://www.digital-sledgehammer.com/superchicken/)

I can see it now, Quagmyer in the backround doing his best Costner impression......GIGATY GIGATY GIGATY

Why do these girls think they are so interesting? *yawn* I'm bored already.

This show probably won't be for kids. Neither was Striperella - Pam Andersen's cartoon. Which, by the way, was pretty funny. Yes, I know how sad it is that I've actually seen an episode of that cartoon. I'll stop talking now.

Think that's bad?
In Japan, there's already a whole manga (cartoon series) about the two of them:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/loaps/manga1.jpg
^^From my limited knowledge of kanji, I can translate pieces of sentences, like "party every day" and "I want a (something) boyfriend."
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/loaps/manga2.jpg
Paris apparently has a sister named "Nikki" and a brother named Conrad ("Konraddo"). There's also something about her boyfriend Rick? ("Boyfriend Rikku") and a "sex video".
Priceless, I tell you.
If that doesn't freak you out, I don't know what will.

They look Great!!!

Does the Manga cartoon include a Paris and Nikki rape scene? Becuase most Jap cartoons do. Freaks.

Flatchested skank whores. I'd still hit it. But wearing prophylactics (two please).

"open blistering puss-filled Herpes sore?"
Sure, cartoons can do these things visual justice. Remember those beautifully painted close-ups on Ren & Stimpy. I can still picture Stimpy's booger collection.

Man, and I thought Barbie's figure was distorted. That should be a great body shape for little girls to aim for.

when did nicky get pointy fake boobs?

This cartoon should be more realistic and show Paris drunk with her herpes infested cooch hanging out for the world to see. And the herpes blisters should all talk about the many different penises they have infected. Even her cartoon character is a whore.

"Ehhh, what's up, Doc?"
"Be vewwwwy quiet, I'm hunting Hiltons"
"Hiltons? Why would you do that?"
"Because nobody wants to heauh anymowuh about useless, disease-widden who-wuhs!"

They're already f$cking cartoons.

Beep-beep!

what ever happened to Sesame Street, and Carebears? Now little kid's sunday mornings will be filled with 2 whores and what I am led to believe is a dog.

The theme song is by no other than Paris Hilton herself, singing: Screwed. Not sure if it's even true but this probably will be their theme song...seeing how child-like it sounds.

They give her way too much credit for having curves. If you really want to make it look realistic, a stickman cartoon is more like it.

skankwhore

They should do like an "Alien vs Predator" kind of thing with Paris and Tara Reid. I bet the close ups of the girls make Alien look like the snuggle bear.

I'd much rather see X-rated Jetsons...Judy giving a blow job or something.

and this just in...comedy central has announced that Paris's vagina is also going to be supply the new voice of Chef on South Park...

Chef : "What's wrong, children?"

Stan : "Cartman said...wait a minute, Chef, seriously, you need to shave."

Cartman : "Yeah, really...and your breath smells like ass. Screw you guys, I'm going home..."

and this just in...comedy central has announced that Paris's vagina is also going to be supply the new voice of Chef on South Park...

Chef : "What's wrong, children?"

Stan : "Cartman said...wait a minute, Chef, seriously, you need to shave."

Cartman : "Yeah, really...and your breath smells like ass. Screw you guys, I'm going home..."

we can't escape these 2 morons...they're everywhere..hell is here on earth.

Wow, I'll make sure I tivo this so my 4 year old little cousin can watch and learn how to infest her vagina with penises only to get a few STD's and become a loose whore.

Somewhere, there's a cartoonist and a writer who want to kill themselves because they had to take this gig in order to pay the rent and feed the kids.

Giggity giggity giggity, awwwwlriiiiight!

As if we needed more reasons to never leave the house.

The dog is repulsive. It looks demonic.

Which one's the dog ?
I don't know if a cartoon where the the main characters have the moral backbone of, say, 'Gumby' - belongs on Saturday morning.
I'm sure Hef might run it though.

(my keyboard has a bad case of 'the' - when's Vista coming ?)

#6 Funny as shit!!!

Nicky's actually looks good. She was always the less whorish of the two, so I'm not surprised.

Tell me, will Paris be sucking any cartoon dick in this one? Maybe a threeway with G.I. Joe and one of the Teletubbies?

the rendition of paris is not even close. the artist failed to accurately depiction her big flat man feet. Size ten, anyone? Shes such a transvestite.

they were WAYYYYYYYYYY too generous in the boob area.

What the hell did I say about saying First? stop it!

And if there was ever I time I felt fear and hated America, it's now. The Terrorsits don't hate us for our freedom, they hate us because we have no fucking taste in anything.....I'll still slaute though, but with a tear.

I can hardly wait...Is "Fritz the Cat" making a comeback?

I wonder if Rick Salomen will be making any appearances?

Like the Simpsons, eh? I guess that obviously makes Paris similar to Lisa Simpson

I didn't think a celeb-based cartoon using a despicable character could sicken me more than Roseanne Barr's "Lil' Rosey" from 1990, but I stand corrected.

Corrected, and sickened.

um, since when does Paris have breasts? At least drawn on is a little less pathetic than stitched on.

Hmmm, words fail me...I hope kids don't watch, they'd be so traumatized. It'll probably be like Drawn Together but with skanky ho hollywood goodness!

#38 ALL I CAN SAY IS, LMFAO! YOU SHOULD WRITE THE FIRST EPISODE... YOU'RE HILARIOUS!

I think I just died a little inside. I'd ask what will they think of next, but that's too frightening to contemplate.

All I can say is this cartoon looks exactly like the Simpson's to me. Except for the fact that it's absolute bullsh*t.

Paris needs to realize how much of a ho she is and leave. No one likes her. I can't see how or why a person would like her. She's never done ANYTHING useful to this society. This cartoon will ruin her and I will laugh when it does. Nicky doesn't look too bad though, I have no problem with Nicky.

just checking in before bed..... how many of you are high right now???? oh, hey, paris, fuck off okay? Puuuuhhhhhlllleeeezzzeeeeee..........

Holy crap!!!! The prophecy is coming true!!

Whore Scriptures: Testicles 2;3 Chapter Puss Herpes: "And when hell is full, the Hiltons will walk the earth."

You all better start praying.

Oh comon', making these girls into cartoons is easy peasy. Making them into actual warm-blooded human beings, now THAT is a difficult task. But shit, even in animated form Nicky is still butt ugly.

OOOOhhhh Jem! Jem is Excitement! Ohhhh Jem! Jem is Excitement! Fashion and Glitter Fashion and Fame! (or something like that)

1) I feel like she's about to nurse tinkerbell -- there's something a little too suggestive about the way she's holding that dog ... and the look in it's eyes...

2) as far as 'science fiction' goes number 13, it has already been established that Paris has negative @ss so..... WHY does her cartoon have a full trunk?

3)Even as a cartoon, Nicky still looks sad and homely.

4) "Don't mess wit tink" . . . can we please not rape either the english language or some bastardized version of hip hop culture for the sake of this abomination?

There is so much wrong with this, her chin looks manly, the Simpsons should sue. Hahahaha and for some reason Paris looks like that chick off the Elexa boxes.

o m g...

This IS a joke, right?

unless it's like the south park version of paris, (for those of you who haven't seen it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCht6tHspI0&feature=PlayList&p=0468CFA0EF03F631&index=7), what could they have for a show? oh please don't let it be anime porn! this will be america's new low. no talent, ass clown with her own show. i'm afraid of what will be next.

okay. since that didn't work. this will http://youtube.com/watch?v=hCht6tHspI0

Is Nicky getting hotter than Paris? Even in the cartoon version she's blowing Paris away. She will never get out of her sister's shadow if she doesn't come out with a sex tape.

C'mon Nicky this is your only chance!!!! Go for it!!!

So, Why do we care about these people? They are uneducated and have no redeeming social value. They are just "fucking" rich. Why is that important? Why are they important? They are just rich. Who the hell cares?

PS. Boycott Tom Cruise.

77: "Who the hell cares?"

Yeah, I can just imagine the bags of feces at Interscope, discussing the "project," getting excited about it, sitting around all day, as part of the media monopoly, considering how they'll market this shit and find its "audience." Finding a cheap place in Korea to make it, figuring out how to make a swimming pool full of cash in the first season...making deals with the DVDs to be made...dreaming up the special features and scripting the commentary by the Hiltons...

...are the Arabs busy? Could they like, attack us again, please? Specifically, during the press junket for the release of this fucking cartoon? Thanks.

P.S. And barbeque that dog

Nicole Ritchie and ole whats-er-nut are already 'prleiminary cartoon sketches.' Of the sketchiest sort.
Monodimensional for sure, brah!

Also, why is Tinkerbelle the toon pet? I thought Paris had him put to sleep to make way for a monkey.

"Make Way For a Monkey" : the cartoon sequel to 1 Night In Paris

*died*

Man, this is the worst idea ever. Just the thought of it makes me cringe.

Am i the only person who'd still have sex with it?

Damn....

#83
Yes. Unequivocally.

What I want to know is, what the hell are they going to use for a topic on this show? Although Nicky is slightly less revolting than Paris, neither one of them has ever done anything worthwhile. Well, unless we count Nicky's stunningly brilliant venture into handbag designing and manufacturing.

Sex with the cartoon Paris or the real one? Because I think having sex with the cartoon would be much safer. (That's if you don't count all the painful paper cuts!)

I wonder what episode it will be before she gets herpes? Or is the chacter going to have them (Appropriately) from the very start?
I can't imagine this cartoon being any fun to watch. I mean, is there anything to these two overpriveleged, spoiled kids that we don't know about already?
How about an episode where Paris makes dudes wear a condom?

Who the? What the? The what?

Did they just mention the hiltons and The Simpsons int he same article? I really have mroe respect for a fictional family over the Hiltons any day.

Ah Vichus, you forget the Hiltons are a fictional family too ;)

Yup, That's Paris alright, plastic and two dimensional. Can't wait to mess with these cartoons in Photoshop.

#69 ebayfan414, that's funneeeee!

Her dog looks like a rat.

funny how the cartoon of Paris actually implies that she HAS an ass...

Finally they're remaking something and making it even more realistic then the original one.

#90 - Assuming this is a cartoon for children, it has to hearken back to a more innocent time, when her ass wasn't shagged into submission by the countless men she's been with.

are paris' leg and face supposed to look horse-like?

note i said "horse" and not "whores"

Will the cartoon Paris get to scratch her cartoon herpes infested snatch at the cartoon beach???

This would get a lot worse, if they put this piece of crapola, with the Smurfs: The Hilton Sisters Meets The Smurfs. Of course, being that there's a shitload of smurfs, you can expect the little buggers to be gangbanging to their heart's content on the herpes-wearing she-dog and her even less talented sister (I'm sorry, but the word 'bitch' and 'whore' are too good of her to be called that, I'll have to think of an 'appropiate' name for her and the thing she carries with her all the damn time, and I don't mean her purse, nor the dog).

#69 - You're funny!

#75 I LOVE YOU TO DEATH. i never seen that south park episode. that was TO DIE FOR!!!!!!!!

they gave her the cocky eye and everything. PRICELESS.

as for the P.H cartoon, this reminds me of Pamela Anderson's Striperella, that lasted for about 2 episodes.

when they say "in the style of the simpsons," does that mean more patty and selma than bart and lisa? will there be any guest-johnning by moe? late night coke and liquor runs to apu's? and, will nicole richie's character be like the fat comics nerd, only anorexic, and slutty? discuss.

#76: They're both really ugly. And Nicky is famous for being stupid.

Um, those cartoons are pretty inaccurate. Paris and Nicky don't have boobs.. and they forget to draw up the line of crabs that usually trickle down Paris' leg.

By the way.... Tinkerbell is a male. With all the penises she's seen, you'd think Paris would able to figure that out now.

The drawings of them are much better looking than they actually are.
They don't have curves, they have stick bodies.
The cartoon drawings have big bouncy boobs, round asses, and curvy sexy legs.
The real Hilton sisters have no boobs. No ass. And stick legs.

Oh Yeah, Tom Cruise Loves the cock.

Anybody want a good laugh at Paris Hilton and Nicole. Checkout this screenshot from a DVD site, which accidentally made a mistake in pictures. If you look, you'll get the joke.

http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/2383/image12am.jpg

This version of the cartoon would be better:

http://img53.imageshack.us/my.php?image=paris4dj.jpg

#104 thanks for the link. Fucking hilarious. Paris is horrific, but you all know you want Nicky.

Okay, it's a boring statement, I know. But I thought Paris already _was_ a cartoon. Can there be a cartoon of a cartoon? My head is spinnin'.

Also, are these drawings really so great? It looks to me like a half-step up from what the cheap caricatures you get done at the county fair.

I'm really creeped out by the legs. That and the way the dog seems to be there solely to accentuate her bust. As someone who seriously plans to get into psychology, I'm more afraid of the kind of kids who get raised on this show and acually admire people like Paris Hilton than I am excited about the possibility of a high income. But we all know this show will fizzle out before anyone gets too attached so it's not really much of a threat anyways.

P.S. I look forward to the day when Paris Hilton comes out with her own line of bust-enhancing children's chewable vitamins.

this makes me sick.

Yeah. I'm nauseous.

This makes me sick. Where can I watch it and when.
Serously though, it's not really my thang. I don't see the appeal of these girls.
Anyone know the production company doing the work? I assume it's a project that has been outsourced.

Just make Paris's boobs like 5 times smaller and it'll be realistic, or at least believable.

who the hell gives a shit about NICKY Hilton?

Damn, that bitch has sharp knees.

Finally, they look pretty.

Those skanky ho's wish they looked half as good as their ludicrously stylized cartoon counterparts. >.<

This piece of a crappy series (should it get off the ground and on the air), would most likely be on Spike TV, if not HBO, Movie Channel, Showtime, and all other tv channels just like them. The time to air this horrid nightmare, would be around late night; if not, then after midnight. The cartoon Paris looks almost like the real thing, it's scary.

SEE PARIS DIE!!!

http://www.animationmagazine.net/wac/see_paris_die.html

yeah, that's a real saturday morning kid's show type of theme!