Mar 16 2006Pamela Anderson uses breasts as address book

It's not even legible writing.

I think someone was actually trying to stab her with a ballpoint, and her implants just deflected the blows.

Ugh..that's disgusting.

I think you are all just mistaken... it says "A screaming came across the sky..."

The REST of the full (annotated) text of "Gravity's Rainbow" is continued below the bra line.

oops...

That's "comes" not "came".

Ironic literary correctness.

she looks more like a man in every picture i see of her. what does any guy see in her disease carrying, abused body?

ray j isn't even looking at her. he's looking down sheepishly, ashamed to be caught with her, as she reacts to the camera as a vampire does to sunlight.

ray j internal monologue:...it's not worth looking at pamela unless her titties are facing me..

pamela also manhandles her red jacket in a unique manner. perhaps practicing to be a matador? is the reason she looks so terrified because a bull is charging at her?

i just can't wrap my head around the strangeness of this photo.

Well, she really does have over 50% more skin then other people, why not use it wisely?

I'm sure her sons are very proud. But those are definetly numbers.

Hell the woman could probably use her vagina as a DAY RUNNER.

http://www.dayrunner.com/default.asp

But really if she's wants to use up her ample space- she should start with that vacant mellon on her shoulders.

HA, good one hafaball.

"Wow mommie- letters too!"

Chick is such a slut, the boob probably reads:
"Shoot ur load here!"

haha comment #1 made me laff

Actually what's written are the activation codes for the toxic nerve gas within her implants. QUICK, CALL JACK BAUER!

That woman has no class. She looks ugly without the fresh make up , the fresh hair...She would not be nobody without her implants and the long blond hair!! She get up in the morning for her kids after partying so many times!!?

It's clearly the beginning of "For Whom The Bell Tolls." The rest of the 496-page classic is found on the underside (cleverly hidden under her shirt).

For once....I wouldn't hit it.

That coat looks like leather and fur, Miss Animal Rights. Someone alert Peta to arm the flour gun.

What a boob.

#18

I'd venture to say that the coat is fake leather and faux fur. However, if you check out the rest of the pictures at hollywoodrag.com, you'll see pictures of her getting out of a car with (gasp!) leather seats. At least, I'm pretty sure they're leather. Last time I checked, the super-fancy cars that celebrities use aren't upholstered with naugehyde. What a hypocrite.

Sorry to make a serious post here but, those poor kids! She always talks about what a great mother she is yet, in every picture she's out partying. I just feel bad for her kids! Hollyweird just has no clue how to raise children!

It reads:

Golddigger
David
Ro

Thoughts? Other than why she would choose such an ugly color for her bra. Or bother with one at all...

Full text on her boob: (Including the part obscured by clothing)

Golddigger for hire, call:
David Lee
Roth ... PLEASE! I NEED THE MONEY!!!

Pam still has a vagina..CHRIST! She has a "little mileage" on her. I heard that a college student lost his computer and was desperate and ran into Pam Anderson's melons and begged her to write his senior thesis on her tits. She obliged.

I'd fuck her still, however her twat is like throwing a toothpick in the Lincoln Tunnel, it won't do any good.

THIS made superficial news??? God...this site is slipping...Yawn...NEXT.

~S

Wait a minute

#21, of course thats whats in all the pictures. would you expect pictures of her getting her boys breakfast and taking them to school?
I wouldnt feel sorry for her boys. I'm sure they are just fine.
Feel sorry for the kids of crack head junkies instead.
(sorry to be serious)

Looks to me like the Westside Bloods tagged her ass. So you Eastside punks better not go near her less you get a cap in your ass.

Ray J (whoever the f$ck he is) evidently got bored trying to carry on a conversation with Pam, which is understandable since it's been discovered that her head doesn't cast a shadow. Anyway, to fight the boredom he started doodling on the biggest surface he could find. She probably doesn't even know the writing's there.

And #7 Evangelia - it looks like she's swinging her coat around to put it on. That doesn't explain the deer-in-the-headlights look on her ravaged, aging face, however.

Doesn't she have Hepatitis C? With all the partying this old bag does, shouldn't she be yellow?

In response to #30 - I think that is why she tans to offset the color.

What is Ray J doing with her? That's the part that is really bothering me. Forget the written on boob. That is an odd siting.

She is in talks to do a new movie "TransPamela". she is perfect for the part with her fake boobs, man hands and swarthy jawline. Oh and her fake Va-youknowwhat.

Oh, Pammy. Pammy, Pammy, Pammy. I don't think your vagina's so big it can be used for transportation. Please loan me $5000 so I can get implants and be cool like you. Pleeease?????

Wow, that wall must have hurt when she smashed into it....when did Pam Anderson start to look the same as Melanie Griffith?

Why not she's used them for everything else.

Pamela, you are no longer hot. Can't you read the writing on the boob?

Someone signed her breast looks like. She looks like she's on crack. What the hell?!

People, its just the face she's making that makes her look so horrible. Have you ever taken a picture of yourself while you were talking?? I guarantee you you look just as bad if not worse.

She's just keeping track of who she gave hep c to that day.

One day, if she's lucky and keeps up with the plastic surgery she can look this good.

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/65367.htm

I kept trying to read it and then i realized i was staring at pam's boob. ugh. the burning!

#22 & 23 - I'm pretty impressed

so she had her implants taken out, then put back in? That can't be good for the body...

The writing clearly says 'the combination is 38-15-23. The Jade Monkey is inside'

#42...I'm a pharmacist. I translate illegible handwriting for a living, although will say I've never had to read a prescription written on an inflatable mammary before.

It is some guy's number
601-258-56??
David Ro
could be 401-238 and David Bo

The phone number is for David Lee Roth. He heard she had a thing for washed up rockers from the 80's. Watch for the video in stores soon.

#44...DuDE!! I want to go to pharmacy school!!!! Any pointers...where did you go???

Oh...and WTF is Pam Anderson doing with Ray J?...Thats like ...uh...Pam Anderson hanging out with Ray J....(Couldnt think of anything worse)

Why does Ray-Jay's ski cap have a freakin' chin-strap? It looks like an old-timey leatherhelmet that retards in the 1970's used to wear so they wouldn't hurt themselves when they ran full-speed into walls, playgroung equipment and/or urinals. Urinals used to hurt the worst.

Anyways, maybe its best Ray-Jay is around two fully deployed air (more like saline) bags.

I think the writing on Pam's airbags is a warning to midgets and small children that they could be killed in case of a colision.

She looks like shit in this photo. I guess those $500 oxygen facials don't do a thing. She is why you should use sunblock and condoms. I do admit, she was hot on Home Improvement and in her early 20's.

youre all fucking useless ... ray j's "helmet" is a backwards hat and those are his SUNGLASSES under his chin

Pam is a PETA supporter so of course she wouldnt wear real leather or fur

she looks awesome for having hepC and if you will recall it wasnt from sleeping around ... it was from TOMMY ... her HUSBAND when he gave her a tattoo

the reason you dont see Pam with her kids is b/c she DOES take care of them, she has managed to keep them low on the radar and has so protected them from the photogs who harrass celebrity kids

the only place Pam is showing her age is her hands ... and they always age first ... as for the rest of her skin, if you call that weathered, you must be carved from stone b/c her complexion is better than mine and im sure she has a couple decades on me

Pam takes good care of herself and it shows ... as far as sleeping around, im sure she has no more skeletons in her closet than any of you, go pick on lindsay lohan you fiends

plus who really even gives a fuck what it says on her boob ... get back to work, fools !

What's wrong with you people? Can't you see it's the implants trying to get a message to the outside world? They've been fondled by Kid Rock and Tommy Lee. How much must they suffer before someone intervenes? They need our help!

#50

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/gallery3/image_full2/2071/

See that? Those are leather seats that ole Pammie's sitting on! What? Are you Pam's BFF or some shit? And, look at this. You said:

"get back to work, fools !"

What the hell were you doing when you wrote your touching tribute to Pam? Get your own ass back to work, fool!

#50, the make-up she is using, and the coloring for her hair...well those things were ORIGIONALLY developed using animal testing. I know that NOW some companies say they don't do tests on animals, but thats like closing the barn door after the horse is out. The origional products that she uses were tested on animals, her seats are leather, she constantly drinks and hangs out with strippers.....no she isn't a hypocrite and I'm sure he kids won't grow up messed up.

i can't believe people still thinks she looks good. what a fake, nasty whore. she needs to go back to tommy and get ass-raped some more.

HEY that looks like tommy's number!!!
better call him.