Mar 28 2006Pamela Anderson at the Los Angeles Hard Rock Cafe

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit....

her tits are too much high!
She should get breast reduction...
She should change her style (hair, make up, dress)
Pam,Look at your friend Carmen Electra ( who is a lot more pretty and aging better!) she dress more classy and shes not always showing her fake boobs!

Her body looks good, but if you get to close, I'm sure something in there will kill you.

Her face is looing rough.....too bad.

Did she dye her nipples? They were never this dark shade of brown. What a nasty slut!

Wait a minute.
Whats that white stuff on my Laptop?
I can't believe that just happened, I didn't even realize it.
OOOOOPS!!!!

Gee, now I'll have a nightmare about giant boobs coming after me....

Like a tight zeppelin race. The Spacedog never gets tired of this.

whatever happened to proportion...

her boobie has a black eye...

It's a shame she insists on being so damn slutty, she really is a beautiful woman. She looks much much better in the photos where her make-up is minimal and her hair isn't sky-high.

It looks like she's wearing a pasty under her shirt.

Oh, I figured the Superficial crowd would appriciate this. An actual commercial from the 70's for a product that doesn't exist anymore....for obvious reasons.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArVcUZ1HgRQ&search=ayds

Now THAT's the sexiest woman alive. Wait, did I say sexy? I meant breastastic. And of course by "woman", I mean meth-addicted biker-bait. Breastastic biker bait, something like Jessica Rabbit but less bourgeois.

Haters! You know that's nice brah!!

I love the Pam. She's a "sex kitten", that's why she behaves that way. At least she's not burdening us with raintings about how she wants to be taken seriously.

She looks like she has a sense of humour, her hair and face are sweet and crazy, she's an all-around gorgeous cartoon woman.

Plus she's a PETA rep. Sure those guys are out of control, but you have to give 150% in order to achieve 30% in this crazy ass world.

Plus she's from BC, like me, so by distant extension I am hot too.

MMmmmm, me.

You guys, stop being so mean to poor Pam. This is totally taken out of context. She has worked so hard to kick that heroin addiction and I'm sure it was a total accident that you can see her boobs through her shirt and this was all just one small part of a longer day of exposing herself at various charity events and Silent Bob is just trying to make a bigger point....oh wait, sorry, wrong thread, my bad.

Ahhh the Pam! Hmmmmmm. Heaven!

A major side effect of Hepatitis is a brown discoloration of the nipple and areola.

I completely made that up.

God, I love tits.

Is that Billy Joel behind her in the 2nd pic? Given her penchant for musicians, and his penchant for totally fucked-up women, they could be a match made in heaven.

OOOOH, Yes! I love her boobs so much! And it's great that someone as hot as she still is can hang around with those Dorks at P.E.T.A.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for treating animals good, but I don't want to be represented by Dorks who throw around paint and flour on people...

Buy my DVDs!!!

Is hair loss a side effect of hep C treatments? Her forehead is sitting higher than her breasts are. Her hairline is receding faster than her career is. Her...never mind, I think you get the point.

It's cute when washed up and ugly actresses try to be sexy. XD

How tragic. Can anyone in Hollywood grow old gracefully? Is erasing a few lines or defying gravity worth any and all semblance of humanity? They ought to term this Jocelyn Wildenstein Syndrome or something. Pam probably has a portrait of herself that's just decrepit, a la Dorien Gray. Another Mamie Van Doren on the way, an eighty year old with perky breasts. I saw a pic of her from her first Playboy spread - she was only recognizeable by her eyes. She's had so much work done trying to look plastic that she's rendered herself another person entirely. She does make Hep-C look inviting, though.

Pamela Anderson has had more work than the Help Wanted ads.

But I will give her credit because she's been one of the most downloaded women on the Internet for 10 years! That’s amazing.

But how many guys have downloaded hepatitis C from her vagina?

The nipplage is to distract people from the fact that she doesn't know how to write her own name.

She did not do a kid check before she left the house? You know when you ask your son or daughter how do I look in this outfit? OR the kids are just so used to seeing their mother like that and figure, "Well she is dressed after all."

Wow look, Pam Anderson's nipples. Never seen those before. Next.

Pam your so fucking hot (said in Tommy Lee voice as he honks horn with huge penis)

No one even tries to take pictures of her face anymore.

what's the space between pam anderson's boobs called?

the silicon valley...

It's over, Pammy. Over. I wouldn't even post you on my blog anymore even if Kid Rock was standing next to you.

Why?

Because while he's a douchebag, you ain't even hot anymore. Hag.

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.blogspot.com/

WHAT is that shiny bubble like band of tan skin on her forehead???you know,that is NOT a look that is going to work when she's...ummm...42....i say this because i'm not so sure it's really even working NOW.

HARD ROCK cafe

*giggles*

It's not hard to make your nipples show through a top whilst wearing a bra if your bra is see-through...

#9 I think I just got a black eye from opening these pics...Her tits are out of control.

I'm not even sure how she can stand with those gazongas. She looks a little drunk in the second picture...haha!

#28 - you're talking to the picture of Pam like she can hear you. She can't hear you bro.... And by the way douchebag1, your, uh "blog" is retarded.

If I was a small, plastic, baby who could drink silicone breast milk, I would so have a teeny little chubber right now...

Hell, who am I kidding...I have a teeny little chubbie right now anyway. And by, "little chubbie" I of course mean, Thunderous Man-stick.

#13 PETA!!! Give me a break! Those boots do not look they are made out of plastic or vinyl nooooooo they are made out of LEATHER and for those who are not sure.. leather comes from animals. It is their skin and it is not removed humanely so it can grow back later. Look at her pics and check out her purses etc. They are LEATHER.She is such a hypocrate and besides she looks like an old tranny and not even a good one! Her dick is probably bigger than Kid Rock's!

^^^ kid rock has a dick??? news to me

and I didn't know Pamela owned a bra!

god she's sooo hot!! I don't care what ppl say... maybe she was much hotter a few years ago but she's still very hot.
and that's pretty easy to do LOL... just wear a see-thru bra with a white top that is somehow also a little see-thru (like the one Pam's wearing) and your nipples will show.

Imagine what she would look like if she stopped bleaching her hair, toned down the clown makeup to a nice neutral, natural glow, and removed the bulbous freakshow implants. She might actually be good looking.

also, #36 - even if the boots are pleather or plastic or any other kind of synthetic material - it all comes from oil products. Yes, lets use MORE petroleum products! Because that's so much better than using an animal's hide. That way, instead of killing one animal for it's skin, we can kill millions of animals by siphoning non-renewable resources from the earth, bulldozing forests and laying down pipelines, destroying the environments they live in, and polluting the world with non-biodegradable shit that we throw away after wearing for one season while its in style.

Okay, I know what NSFW means, but what is LSFW?

She was good looking a loooong time ago when she was "discovered" in Vancouver. Cute with brown hair, nothing like this mammiferous Barbie-like plastic freak, chock full of man-made silicon hybrid of woman parts mixed with space-aged plastics, collagen, botox and what have you.... I think her tits are bionic.

okay, I'm done.

Hey, tits_on_snack, well said... Love you!!

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WARNING!
Door may swing and hit some boobs

That thing where you say a thing is, for instance, awesome, and by awesome you mean very not awesome; that's just ever-so witty and original. And by witty and original I mean way the fuck overplayed.

And don't even get me started on, "I just threw up in my mouth a little." How many years ago was "Dodgeball" in theaters?

#25, that killed me.

Tommy's cow got out of the barn again, ma, and it's honking the frigging horn!

That video was classic.

How is the second picture after the jump less work safe?

THat is truely amazing.

but i don't remember her nipple being so Dark when she did playboy....

#42 Yes she was adorable. She worked at my gym in the 80's just before she was "discovered". She worked in a little shop selling gym clothes and was "accused" of stealing by the owner who sadly died young. She had big boobs back then but not Hila-boobs!Looked like a girl and not a drag queen like she does now.

I used to watch Home Improvement just to see her in that tool belt. Certainly not for Tim Allen's repetitive humour. What is it about being a comedian that makes you sell out for the dolla dolla bills?

I like Pam. She doesn't pretend to be anything she isn't. She's not that attractive in the face, but obviously you don't have to be to be rich and famous and have millions of horny men want you!

One word ...classy

All I want to say is GOD BLESS!
God Bless Pam
God Bless Her Shiny Head
God Bless Her African American Nipples
&
God Bless Hepatitis B

OK..maybe not the Hepatituis...IT's A Blessing in itself...Atleast That's What Pam Says!

My boss and I both love animals, and therfore we think Pam Anderson is a wonderful person. I refuse to say anything bad about her. Yes she is over the top, but she is beautiful and funny.

Does anyone else see a resemblance between Pammy here and Dolly Parton (when Pammy actually is dressed up and hair done just right) or is it just me? Not comparing with these pictures though. I'm a little bit country, I'm a little bit rock and roll.

Those are not at all sexy.

If you look closely at her left breast in the first picture you will find that it looks deformed.
Also, to #56...if you are going go around having "God" bless things, at least know what type of Hep she has. She has C. B would be the more common and cuarble form that we all get innoculated for when we are children.

Her face is lacking but God, I envy her a bit. She is in such good shape. LAy off the pancake makeup Pammy, but otherwise "you go gurl!"

Can she sleep on her stomach?

she looks like an evil Bratz doll from hell....gross

I would still have a threesome with Ray J, her and Tommy Lee. Oh wait, that's a 4some and oh yeah I wouldn't do that. That would suck.

She went from being the beautiful girl next door to the tranny down the block.

Usually you call the police when the tranny gets too close.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A BUNCH OF HATERS IN MY LIFE ANY GUY WOULD LOVE FOR HIS WIFE / GIRLFRIEND TO LOOK AS HOT AS PAM ANDERSON. ANY GIRL WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A BODY LIKE THAT. This web site is for people that don't like rich people or good looking sexy people. this web site you change its name to WWW.HATERS.COM starting with the dumb ass that writes these articles. For the record PAM ANDERSON is HOT

I think she has implants. Not sure. Just a hunch. Y'all agree?

uhm, bigdog, I'm perfectly happy as I am. While I envy some women, I do NOT envy Pumped-Up Pammy (tm)

This site is the superficial. We bitch about people's looks. Particularly when they resemble melted waxworks.

Is it just me or is she starting to look like the wife of Dog the Bounty Hunter?

tits_on_snack, what are your shoes made of? Just wondering.

#69, hilarious, maybe if she packed on an extra 60lbs. I think Dog's wife actually has bigger boobs!

#66,
"""I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A BUNCH OF HATERS IN MY LIFE ANY GUY WOULD LOVE FOR HIS WIFE / GIRLFRIEND TO LOOK AS HOT AS PAM ANDERSON. ANY GIRL WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A BODY LIKE THAT. This web site is for people that don't like rich people or good looking sexy people.""""

What you may hav missed is that we on this site are all rich and hot. We don't like used up old cum dumpsters like Pam giving us a bad name. As for any of us wanting a girlfriend that looks like her...hmmmmm, does that include the crows feet with the make-up caking in the corners, the Hep C, the constant smell of tan accelerator and Juicy Fruit gum, and the hair falling out because of the the overbleach, not to mention the vaginal scaring? Gee, you're right, sounds hot.

#69 and #70

Well, now, Pam's tits are huge, but Beth's tits, wooooo!!! Those things have their own zip code. I'm convinced that they're actually small dogs because sometimes they move independently of each other.

Pam cut a hole in her bra so she could look even more stupid.

#71
WRONG, my wife is waay hotter than plastic Pam & doesn't look anything like her. I don't mean to say that plastic Pam is hot, she's gross. Ever felt a plastic boob? it's disgusting.
Real boobs & no plastic surgery ROCK!

#74, I agree with you. I was commenting on what Post number #66 said.

Beth (Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife) has circumferential tits; they're so big they go under her arms and meet on the other side of her back. Lawdy! She can't put her arms down. Pam's tits are more like beat up jack-o-lanterns on a stick. And, yes, this is my professional opinion.

thats not a nipple, its a 3rd eye that helps her sign autographs

I'm a white girl, too, but GAWD! I wish that I had a nickle for every time that I accidentally left the house with my HUGE BLACK NIPPLES showing.

Maybe she should of worn a jacket or something. It just looks so whitetrash...

God she's classy.

I bet MeganHarris' boyfriend has a subscription to Playboy. Just a hunch...

Pamela! Boobylicious as always!

People, people...Pam's still a good-lookin' gal, plastic and all. I'd like to walk around with that rack for just one day. I breast my case.

P.S. Hey, #11 - I REMEMBER Ayds! My Ma used to take them - they were little, individually-wrapped thingies like Kraft caramels, that both tasted like and GAVE you the shits. My brother and I used to sneak 'em for some stupid reason. The mint ones were particularly horrible. Thanks for the mammaries!

No way! SHe is too fair skinned to have nipples that dark!

Hey, High and tight are the way implants are suppose to look, especially the mega sized ones. You don't really believe the "I had them removed" stories do you? I personally think she had to have her nipples repositioned to look normal. If you look closely at some of the post implant Pamela nudes out there on the web, you can see the angular shape of the border of her aureola and the glossy telltale of scarring. There was an episode of her short lived show "Stacked" where she was all but flat chested. I think she had them removed then new ones emplaced. Also those new dark Aureoles of her's are way darker than they use to be, Maybe they are fake erect nipples courtesy of Fredricks of Hollywood, or she did a Michael Jackson and had them tattoed on. Anyway she has to keep up appearances...it is her Product.

Boobs? What Boobs? I like Pam for her stunning intellect and unbelievable acting skills. Oh yeah, and her great tits. God you all are so superficial......

i can tell her breasts are artficial. If u see closer u can make it out,
Why women do such things. Women wont be respected if she shows her body. Pls dear ladies stop showing. Be natural and wear full cloths and get respect