Ughhhhhh... She used to be so pretty and then she went and got herself some nasty trout lips. It makes me ill to look at her!! Is it reversible? Can she go back to cute Meg? Or is she forevermore Trout Lips McGee?

Ughhhhhh... She used to be so pretty and then she went and got herself some nasty trout lips. It makes me ill to look at her!! Is it reversible? Can she go back to cute Meg? Or is she forevermore Trout Lips McGee?

Oops... sorry about that.

Is that why she never seems to look older? She should stop bitching and let herself age, it's about friggin' time. Oprah's right, at least she doesn't inject herself with Botox every week.

Meg Whinin'

Well, the good news is she doesn't have to worry about being famous much longer...unless she get's tagged as the new Joker on the Batman franchise....cause without that, I just see mature porn in her future..."When Harry met Sally's Tonsils"..."Anal Seepage In Seattle".

I have always felt people of color age better than white people. Oprah may not be the prettiest woman on the planet, but she is far better looking than that plastic surgery disaster.

She can't think that she looks better with those lips, can she? I mean - just watch her talk! It's like watching a CPR dummy try to speak.

Oh Meg -- I'd feel sorry for you if you weren't doing it for me.

She can't think that she looks good with those lips, can she??
Watch her talk - it's like watching a CPR dummy try to speak!

Oh Meg - I'd feel sorry for you if you weren't such a terrible actress.

One time I cut up a pair of pants into tiny pieces, mixed it into some bread dough, and put it into the breadmaker. Ta-dah... Pantloaf.

"Lip(movement)less in Seattle"
"When Scary Met Sally"
"Innerface"
"You've Got Mail: And it reads, no more Botox"

#11 - those are great! I'd like to add:

"Proof of Knife"
"Top (lip looks like it's been hit by a) Gun"
"Courage Under Anesthesia"

And there's no need to change "In the Cut" - coincidence? I think not.

Meg Ryan sucks ass. She's a one-dimensional, talentless, chick-flick-makin' piece of shit. I can't believe I'm actually defending Oprah, but at least she's grateful for what she's got.

Ugh, Meg Ryan. Not only does she have mental problems evident in her plastic surgery and bitterness about fame, SHE CAN'T ACT! See "When A Man Loves A Woman" and get ready to puke, where she plays a...whaddya know, a puking drunk. It's the worst! She may still be well-known, but her status has been lost for years.

"When a man loves a woman (who hasn't undergone facial plastic surgery)"

Careful, Meg. Each collagen/botox injection brings you one step closer to looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000351.html

Hey ESQ, I take umbrage at your insinuation that white is not a color. They don't call it clear bread...there's a white crayon...people don't say that Michael Jackson looks like a translucent woman. We are all colored people...money = aging well...it's a project similar in magnitude to the Mars Rover program just to keep Oprah looking human and we could cure Aids and cancer with the money she spends trying to look attractive.

Okay, I just have to say that I can't stand Oprah... she's as bad as everyone else when it comes to ratings. Meg Ryan used to be easy to look at because of her sweet face... Now she looks like some one slapped her in the mouth with a wet fish.

Those lips look horrible!!! BUT!!! I'd hit it. Now her mouth lips match her pussy lips. ALL SWOLE-ED UP!!!!

I can't believe I'm saying this--but I like that Oprah likes her fame. So sick of the famous complaining that they're famous!!!
Meg used to be cute...she's looking a little weird these days:(

Fuck Meg ryan. Why is she on Oprah anyway? Don't you have to be famous or something?

Fegrie and Meg Ryan. Seperated at birth.

I agree with number 6, she is looks a lot like Jack Nicholson in Batman. I've noticed a lot of older women in Hollywood all have that "they stretched my skin so far and hooked it behind my ears" look. When are they going to realize it looks hideous and they are no longer 20 years old?
Meg Ryan is an ungrateful, used Aussie sperm receptacle.

Sorry Mr. Superfish Guy, but you're wrong on this one. Aren't we talking about the woman who thought Hermes should have stayed open for her? "...she's one of the few celebrities out there that has a good understanding of what it means to be famous." Sure, if by that you mean, "thinks that she deserves special treatment".

Oprah's just another Hollywood a-hole with a way lot too much money. What was she going to say, "Yeah, I'm rich, powerful, and famous. I'm bitter as hell"? It's like that line in "Arthur" when the guy asks Dudley Moore what it's like to be so rich. He says, "It's great!". Of course it is. And anyone who says otherwise is a liar or a dumbass or both.

End of rant. I'm just cranky because Linsday Lohan has apparently taken Paris Hilton's place as Superfish's overexposed brat du jour.

I watched this and she's super scary now. She really DOES look like tha joker. She has huge cheeks now. She was talking about India and some charity she's involved with, but it's real hard to take a person seriously when they can't stop smiling at you. She denies having surgery, too. Like anyone believes her. She looks awful.

I'm glad that Oprah can at least be grateful for her fame. Which brings me to Meg Ryan, who I hate. She seemed to get her plastic surgery, stop making romcoms, and become evil all around the same time. I feel bad for her new Chinese baby, because I think Meg is going to be all Miss Havisham on her.

"be embittered because lots of people know you or like you, I would have to be totally, completely stupid."

Sounds like a backhanded comment to me. Awesome.

Don't know which plastic surgeon stuffed in those cheek implants and then stretched her facial skin like a drum, but she should at least be warning people to avoid him.

did she really say that?? haha yes that makes my day, i wish i could tell these people how retarded they are

She can't even speak correctly with those lips. Who told her that was a good idea?

It seems that Meg spent so much money getting those lips stuffed that she seems to have run out of money for shampoo and a comb!

At least Oprah appreciates the fact that she made something out of herself from nothing. It would have been esp hard in those times being a black woman.
Most "celebrities" these days are so ungrateful that they make millions of dollars each year and have to get their photo taken..boo hoo what a bunch of morons, they dont realise that those photos pay their way and MAKE them famous, which in turn MAKES THEM more money..
...At least Oprah is not as stupid as many other douchebag celebrities..as for Meg Ryan my god look in the mirror you fucken tool!

#30 I agree..
what is with the "just look like I woke up and cant be bothered grooming myself" thing going on with celebs these days..

I've been hating Oprah for years. She is the most arrogant, self-obsessed, egotistical, self-important (and any other synonym for self-absorbed you can think of) person in "the business".

Terrible cosmetics. Puffy lips injected with whale cellulite and whatever else they use now adays.

"I dont' want people to notice me anymore". - As Hartman says on Full Metal Jacket "bullsh*t, you look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose".

Why are you all so mean to poor Meg Ryan. She used to have a roundish-squarish face and now it's a triangle but she is aging gracefully... well I think so anyway

If Mr. Limpit had a daughter it would be Meg! Skanky looking like she just took a beat down from an angry john or something. If I passed that in the street I wouldn't make eye contact with her.

Of course Oprah would say that...I mean she does have more money than God! She can afford to completely insulate herself from any type of actual reality and so of course none of it bothers her. Poor Meg only has a few paltry millions...she still has to deal with the likes of us every day!

i think meg is slowly trying to look as much like a fish as she can. next week she'll have gills surgically inserted and then she'll swim to a seluded island where no one will look at her again.

Oprah is annoying sometimes and has some insane sympathy for the stars that goes against her fans and non famous people, but she is in honesty one of a few level headed people that's famous. The other person I can say the same about is Matthew McConaughey. He is a little strange at times but so is Oprah in a different way. As for Meg, who cares. I wasn't a fan when she was on top and now she isn't even a factor in the game anymore. She won't get noticed so much in a while cause she isn't a factor for noticing by most people, who cares if it is Meg, that's what they'll say. If she really didn't want the attention then don't go on Oprah or makes crap movies like that boxing movie she made, and let it be cause u were already fading away before those even came to fruitation.

# 14....See "When A Man Loves A Woman" and get ready to puke, where she plays a...whaddya know, a puking drunk. It's the worst!

OMG WORD! That was THE worst movie I ever saw. Pobre Andy Garcia!!!

I wonder... did Dennis Quaid ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?

I've always loved her face... how it lights up when she smiles... but I was absolutely horrified to see Meg Ryan looking like that... it's like one of the Olsen twins was channeling Goldie hawn... and she just really looks like a duck...i mean, terrible...