March 14, 2006
Nicollette Sheridan engaged to Michael Bolton
A rep for Nicollette Sheridan has revealed that she's engaged to Michael Bolton. Earlier this month at a post-Oscar party Sheridan flaunted a huge rock on her left hand, but when asked if she and Bolton had an announcement she replied, "No. Do you?"
Well turns out she did have an announcement, so that makes her great big liar. And the only thing I hate more than liars are people who love Michael Bolton. And maybe child molestors. I kind of hate them as well.
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Comments
1. Posted by Evangelia on March 14, 2006 6:32 PM
this made me think of office space, and how much the michael bolton character hated the "other" michael bolton.
2. Posted by nbk on March 14, 2006 6:33 PM
I wonder who give a rat ass on this couple...
3. Posted by Sister Morphine on March 14, 2006 6:36 PM
I believe they dated in the 90s before he hooked up with Ashley Judd. It's amazing how geeky, dorky guys get hot chicks like that.
4. Posted by Evangelia on March 14, 2006 6:37 PM
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ee-ana-jaad. Nayanajaad.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
5. Posted by Binky on March 14, 2006 6:38 PM
If you ever have trouble sleeping - just repeat 'Micheal Bolton', Micheal ....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
6. Posted by Binky on March 14, 2006 6:39 PM
sp * just woke up
7. Posted by B-Bomb on March 14, 2006 6:39 PM
if michael likes trannies, who are we to discourage him from marrying one?
8. Posted by hotintempe on March 14, 2006 6:44 PM
The comments at the end were funny. They look great together.
9. Posted by Grphdesi23 on March 14, 2006 6:47 PM
Nicollete says to Michael Bolton:
I vant to suuck your bl-o-o-d!
10. Posted by BarbadoSlim on March 14, 2006 7:07 PM
funny thing is, that,when MB started out I sorta remember his music being kinda of Hard/ Power Rockish and then he went all soft.
11. Posted by amma on March 14, 2006 7:13 PM
...Ewwww. Old people. Getting married. Yuck.
12. Posted by tits_on_snack on March 14, 2006 7:19 PM
wow.. Bolton's kinda looking a hundred years old here.
13. Posted by Dee on March 14, 2006 7:34 PM
at least he cut that nasty hair...
14. Posted by krisdylee on March 14, 2006 7:40 PM
Do yah think he'll croon at their wedding? Just thinking about those two, my left eye is twitching something fierce... eeeuuuaarrhhhgguug
15. Posted by Tania on March 14, 2006 7:43 PM
Desperate to be a housewife.
16. Posted by a concerned fan on March 14, 2006 8:00 PM
Whennnnn a mannnn loves a transvestite....
oh wait, wrong desperate housewife.
17. Posted by ESQ on March 14, 2006 8:00 PM
In response to #15 - More like he is desperate to be a house husband.
18. Posted by Tania on March 14, 2006 8:06 PM
I dunno ESQ, she's the one who's been engaged twice now in the past year...
19. Posted by Jeremy1Esq on March 14, 2006 9:39 PM
Ok, ill admit it, I like Michael Bolton. He is ugly as sin, but I like his songs. Soul Provider was great.
Sorry. I dont know why I posted that.
20. Posted by mamacita on March 14, 2006 10:14 PM
They'll probably have Kenny G play the Wedding March.
21. Posted by hafaball on March 14, 2006 11:05 PM
Just as long as he doesn't sing at the wedding, she may regret it.
22. Posted by Maeve97 on March 14, 2006 11:41 PM
la la la...don't care about michael bolton...la la la...don't care about nicolette sheridan...la la la...i will waste no energy on caring...well except to type this, which really doesn't take much...la dee da...
23. Posted by honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah on March 14, 2006 11:56 PM
Look at the mug on Nicolette in this picture!
24. Posted by CheekyChops on March 15, 2006 12:16 AM
Who gives a shit? Really? Anyone?
25. Posted by txb on March 15, 2006 9:05 AM
this breaking announcement is gross...and pointless. who cares about these two love birds. now we have to fear another ablum of love coming from mb. which is a lose-lose situation for the rest of us. but i can't believe how he has lowered the bar. i'm sure he has groupies half her age who look twice as good with all their original body parts even though his music sucks. yuck on so many levels- i just threw-up a little in my mouth.
26. Posted by dr. kenneth noisewater on March 15, 2006 10:25 AM
no talent ass clown
27. Posted by senin on March 15, 2006 10:54 AM
She looks like a greyhound - a retired from racing greyhound. I wonder is she uses his big ass hook nose as a sex toy? I can't decide who is more talentless or revolting. They're probably a perfect match. Thank God they are too old to procreate.
28. Posted by Lala on March 15, 2006 12:10 PM
That haircut was an improvement. I think in doing so, he transferred some of his oogly over to her.
29. Posted by Topaz Vamp on March 15, 2006 1:23 PM
So Mr. Superficial is upset that Nicolette didn't want to talk about her engagement before? Why does he care?
30. Posted by Spindoc on March 15, 2006 1:44 PM
I didn't know Michael Bolton was gay.
31. Posted by my_glorious_lawn on March 15, 2006 2:15 PM
Kind of a scary couple, though, I would love to have sexual intercourse with Nicollette Sheridan when Bolton is not around, she is hot, and if he comes home and see us in the sack, he can start singing to her some of his soapy songs, like How Am I Supposed To Live Without You, than I'd probably go kick his ass, and say shut up already, let me finish screwing your wife.
32. Posted by lysistrata11 on March 15, 2006 2:23 PM
Does anyone else think that here he looks just like Paul Newman does on those salad dressing bottles? Maybe it's the old, shiny, oddly-shaped face.
Yes, Nicolette is a very DESPERATE housewife indeed if she's getting married to the king of horrendous music.
33. Posted by gogoboots on March 15, 2006 5:23 PM
YAWN! Michael Bolton, huh? How embarassing!
34. Posted by Kate on March 15, 2006 8:50 PM
Unless it's the character from Office Space.
35. Posted by patEcake on March 16, 2006 12:10 PM
"NO TALENT ASS CLOWNS."
congrats!