Mar 2 2006Nick Lachey has a great life

Ya it must be really nice to nestle up to that GIANT PADDED PUSH UP BRA every night.

I'm a woman, I wear those things....they work! Her tits are not that big, look how small the rest of her body is!

No, I'm not jealous. I already told you, I have ginormous tits too thanks to the Wonderbra. There, you got your answer and you didn't even have to waste the time to ask.

That's quite a set of store bought knockers on that chica but finding a bag to put over her head every time he wants to bang her is going to get old fast.

they might be some big 'ol titties, but look at that face!

ps: they're not dating anymore.

I'm so glad you think she's ugly too! I didn't want to say it and then get crucified by all of the "you're just jealous" posters.

Man, she's not that hot I give you that. But the rack is hugh, I don't care what kind of bra you got on.

People Magazine says she's 26. There's no way.

Until she takes the perpendicular test (i.e. lie on her back naked, check if the breasts are at 90 degrees to the rest of her body), I'll assume that they are real. In that case where is the baby lotion, I'd like to lubricate those mammaries and fuck the shit out of them.

My GF's tah-tah's own those things :) Eitherway, I think I had a little orgasm when I saw that picture. Thanks, Superficial!

Ugly? Damn, all of you pimple poppers must be dating supermodels or something...or at least your right hand.

I would have no problem aiming for that face/mouth

Say what you want but I'd bang that like a steel drum at a reggae concert.

Am I the only one who finds her face grotesque? There's a reason she bought those boobs...it gives you something a bit more pleasant to look at if you're banging her like the proverbial steel drum

Personally, I think it's pretty goddamn grotesque...I'm about her build, maybe a bit smaller, and if I had tits that size I swear I'd fall over. And that's sexy.

#2 - Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

And as long as your penis is in the eye of beholded it all works out just fine...

Well, from my point anyway....

Her tits are big and her face is good. I'd hit that and so would all of you. Yeah, I'm including the chicks in that.

Hey, do these shirts make my boobs look big?

Nah, they don't make your boobs look big, they make your brain look small.

Forget her boobs. Look at how she's tilting her ass and turning her head back. She's OBVIOUSLY sticking her ass up in the air because she's passing gas and is turning her head back to get a nice whiff of it. Pretty nasty if you ask me.

That body type is certainly possible to achieve naturally - I have it. Some women just store all the fat they accrue in their boobs. But I would guess that this particular pair is fake, because that bra would never make natural breasts look like that. Big-chested girls know what I mean.

My question is, why is she staring at her ASS in the mirror when her rack is so much more impressive?

I may be in a minority because I sort of felt bad for Nick. I mean, he thought he was marrying a hot, clean girl who turned out to be a frigid daddy's girl with an IQ of 80. She had just enough smarts to find reasons not to have sex, and I can't imagine how he stayed married to her as long as he did without slamming his fireman's friend in the door night after night. Or slamming it into horny ingenues or former beauty pagent winners on occasion.

So good for Nick. Even though this girl isn't all that great in the looks department, I suspect she has no aversion to having sex now and then. I bet she even lets him touch her boobies now and then...

OK, she may not be, like, Sarah Jessica Parker ugly, but I still refuse to believe that THIS is the best looking girl Kentucky can produce, in any year since statehood. I need to see a picture of her during her reign, b/c I guess between then and now its possible some unfortunate accident could have happened to her that makes her appear 10 years older than she is. Sometimes I'm so quick to judge.

I beg to differ...her face, spence, is not good. And I'd hate to think where those breasts will be in ten years time

gimme an
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what's that spell? IMPLANTS!!!
way harsh make-up/lights or how old is this hag?

ok let's be honest here....She's got a great bod , which I'm sure none of you that are on here saying I've got a body like that or I have ginormous boobs actually have. Fake or not I wish I could look like that- body wise. Her face well she looks old, kinda looks like she has a large nose and she has frog eyes. She's no Jessica that's for damn sure. Even though Jessica is mentally retarded and fake.

she is ugly and her bra is too small for her

Oh the humanity!

I really wouldn't want her body. It's proportioned like a cartoon character. And I'm quite happy to go without tits-on-toes in later life. Seriously, not every woman wants to be teeny tiny with huge hooters...

I'm with Tania(1) ...When Miss Ahnald takes off that Victoria's Secret super-padded bra (which is made of 2 cubic feet of sponge), her little Bs will pop out like a fried egg found under a king pillow.

Yeah, Nick's got a great life alright - making motorboat sounds inbetween those fake titties all day.

BTW in response to comment #2 I loved what you said, "finding a bag to put over her head every time he wants to bang her is going to get old fast."

"Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down." I think it would be a sight to see her in high heels in a windstorm.

Boredblonde: I said I have ginormous tits THANKS TO my Wonderbra. Maybe I should have said "they appear" ginormous w/ the Wonderbra.

Oh, I assure you I am as slim as her, but my breasts are nowhere near that humongous. Which, given the huge 'big-booby' fanboy base on the Superficial, is far from boasting. And I can happily assure you that Tania is right, a good fitting bra can make a mountain out of a molehill.

Tania,

You sound just a tidge jealous. Let's see some pics.

"She's got a great bod , which I'm sure none of you that are on here saying I've got a body like that or I have ginormous boobs actually have."

You're probably fat. Am I right? It's okay. I ain't hatin'.

her ass looks as flat as a board, since when was that a "good body"?

WOW, I just now checked out the link in the article and she looks about 10 times worse in the link picture. Absolute Bowser. Did all of the judges of the Miss Kentucky 2002 Pageant get raging drunk beforehand?

Ugh, I just clicked the link thanks to you. SERIOUS beer goggles. I'm sure Kentucky can do better than that

Cratylus: I can openly admit when I'm jealous (see my comment on the Jessica Alba story, #23). Am I jealous of this toad? No.

And for a picture of me, click here:
http://img.coxnewsweb.com/C/08/78/52/image_1152788.jpg

I'm second from the left...these are some of my girlfriends from work.

She's wearing a padded push up bra. Anyone can be a size D with those things. She does have a nice body tho, I mean she must have C or D cup sizes...

Wow, #33, defensive much?

Tania,

Fair enough.

I was just trawling to see if you meet my two important criteria for dating: really hot and severe inferiority complex.

I'll have to try my luck elsewhere. ;)

I used to work with Lizzie, back when she was retail trash :). The boobs are real, trust me. She has gotten a lot skinnier, though. I think she looks pretty damn good.

I agree with #12, Post Acid Youth.The boobs are big and bouncy and the rest of her is tiny. She definately has implants. You would fall over and have back problems.

Wow, #39, have a sense of humor much?

Wow, #39, have a sense of humor much?

Something outrageous just happened. Don't mind me. :)

#6 When they said she was 26, what they really meant to say that each of her breasts weight 26 lbs.

I think she will definitely make the cut in Nick Lachey's sex tape.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Tania - judging from your pic,ummmmm, don't worry about the bra.
Your friends from work better learn to cook though.
I don't mind Miss Kentucky, although I don't want to live there. I think I might pick the local gal, like 'The Bachelor.' Unfortunately my show has taken quite a while to get off the ground...

Two things I haven't seen in this thread: First is a comment on the blue bra under a white shirt - kinda tacky, no? Or is this a trend, the way having your bra straps showing was a couple years ago.

Oh, and the other thing I haven't seen:

I'd hit it.

Great Scotts Pervman! Just lookin at his girlfriend gives me a GREAT LIFE or atleast a really good 5 min's (ok...2, but who's counting)!

You know...I'm not sure if he's the laughing stock of America...wouldn't that title be reserved for Ryan Witherspoon (Reese's Husband)!

Is it me, or in both photos is she definitely posing, like, perhaps, just maybe, she knows that there will be cameras snapping away?

Hand on ass to draw attention to ass - check.
See through or tight top with tacky bra to draw attention to boobs - check. (As you need to be drawn there - they're like a black hole, and suck you in)
Pouty face and arched back (look perfected from stealing from Paris Hilton - Queen of Posers) - check.

26?? There is no way in my grandma's vagina that she's 26. I'm sorry but to me she sort of resembles an ancient corpse that was revived after it was dug up by a few small children playing treasure hunt in their backyard,and had two large bags if air shoved up where her breasts used to be to keep her "body" from collapsing into a pile of saggy flesh all over the ground. Seriously! look at her arm in the 2nd pic you can see the gravity effect going on there and tell me she doesn't look like she could have met jesus firsthand. Or been the lady that the wicked witch of the west was based on in the wizard of oz.

mmm gorgeous.

Sarah Jessica Parker's face looks like a foot. That's all I have to contribute today.

Nick Lachey = Boob guy.

Definitely FAKE. She was a Miss USA not a Miss American pageant contestant. Now, children, what is the difference between Miss USA and Miss America pageants? One allows fake boobies and one does not. So, Ho pageant, this is it.

See here http://extratv.warnerbros.com/dailynews/extra/03_02/missusa/kentucky1.html

Interesting post Merebear. I followed the link and they have Mensa questions for those ladies. (And like - who knew about the 'chest expression' ?)
But I missed the
Favorite tit : Dow Corning question.
Or was that part of the 'talent section' ?

I think she wears inserts in a padded bra, in the white shirt, there is no clevage. I wear a 38 FF and if I wear a white shirt you can sure as hell see clevage through the shirt. False Advertising I say.

Wow - Nick is obviously a boob man. He keeps trading up. Can't wait to see his next girlfriend.

#54: lolity

Gee, I hope that I, like her, will still look that good when i'm 80.....

#58 - I think you are pulling our chain...

How about you put the proof in the pudding and show us those FF titties right now...

where's the link to your site?

Ugly? Fake boobs? Maybe so, but what the hell is up with the dark bra with the white shirt? Doesn't she realize they don't need anymore attention!

#54- That's what it is!! I've been trying to figure that out for ages...foot...yeah that's about right.

I agree with #2, the bag would get old very quickly.

#6

26yrs? She looks to be in her late 30s

I wouldn't say she has implants. Just a really nice bra. That's all it takes

Just to set the record straight, she was Miss Kentucky USA, which is NOT the same as Miss Kentucky. There's the Miss America pageant that Miss Kentucky represents, then there's the lesrer-known Miss USA, which most havent heard of, that she was the rep. of... I just had to say that, since by saying Miss Kentucky, one would expect a beauty,and well, c'mon.. woof..
The Miss USA apparently is the "lower-class"pageant.

she'd be better with a bag over her face.
Simpson is better looking than that

Opps, Merebear, I hadnt read your post..

Here you go #62
http://spaces.msn.com/mrsporcelyndoll/

Particularly in Pre Wedding Album. If I had to do it over again, I would have chosen a different dress style.

Face is whaaaaaaaack.

Busted.

Unlike Miss Paper Bag USA, Porcelyn appears to be the real deal. Bravo

So the fact that she dates Nick probably already proves she's another bitch with a low IQ.

#37, Oh Tania, thank yo soooo much for the humungous belly laugh I just had. You ROCK!!!

I don't think Nick is rocking the brain department either. Her face is definitely blah. Why can't girls get boobs that are in proportion to the rest of thier bodies? They look like hens fa Christ's sake.

they look good anyway...
unlike the rest of the body...
probably fixed.