Mar 29 2006Mariah Carey shows off her beaver

Ewwww....!

Photoshopped - if they were trying to draw a peace sign on her panties. Real - if her pubic hair is against the war in Iraq.
PENIS! VAGINA!

Anybody seen my cufflink?

omg, i just threw up in my mouth a little bit. has nobody informed her she's really fat yet?

I love Mariah and all, but for god's sake she's 36, put some panties on!

Well we all can see unfortunately that she has a "landing strip" GROSS! That was one piece of information I could do without.

Ok I know she's an annoying broad but if any heterosexual man would say he wouldn't fuck her has some sexual identity issues. I would definately dig that pig(with a sock in her mouth). It probably is photoshopped.

Hey SUPERFICIAL! Whatever happened to those hi-def pics you used to post all the time?

those legs look like gigantic sides of ham

ham gams

Doesn't she realize that the role in Basic Instinct was given to Sharon Stone?

I HAVE BEEN DUPED!

Mariah likes to show her beaver as much as Whitney likes to do crack.

Beaver. Crack. Same thing.

"Mommy, the mean man at the Superficial made me look at Mariah's knee fat..."

I love the Superficial. Look at that mess of a woman.

You know nip slips come a dime a dozen. but pussy slips.... well, they're priceless.

And the previous comment is right, that is a FAT knee.

Is that pubic hair or a burn mark from all that friction between those thighs, damn!! Her knees look like asscheeks.

I think the beaver is being eaten alive by two obese Manatees... which is a good thing since, you know, the Manatees are close to extinction from getting sliced by boat propellors... Thanks to Mariah for helping to save an endangered species... heyyyyyy, WAIT a minute!

*sigh*

I was expecting a picture of an actual beaver, Mariah schmeraia.

EVEN THAT IS 30 POUNDS OVERWEIGHT!!!

Gaaaahhh, my eyes... Mariah's muff and giganto-knees, I think I'm taking a percoset and going to bed....

Great now I need to burn and gouge my eyes out, ICK!

#19 the correct spelling is P-E-R-C-O-C-E-T and you shouldn't waste them by taking them before bed.

Why do people think it's a good idea to not wear underwear with skirts and dresses?

She's so fat. What's that black smear on her pubic mound? Soy Sauce? BBQ Sauce? Mold? (*dry heaving*)

Why does everyone keep throwing up in their mouth a little bit rather than on their keyboards causing a short circuit and impairing them from typing those words ever again? Just wondering...

Does anyone see my key's?
No, well if someone finds them, could you do me a favor and drive my truck out.
I really don't want the paint to rust......

All you see is her panties. Grow up already!!!

meh, id hit that.

Thats just not classy. Lets see....she's EXTREMLY demanding, spoiled as hell, not classy at all, and not that attractive. What does she have going for her? Oh ya...money.

weebles wobble but hey won't fall down...

I finally been where many have been before.

Why do I feel like I just drove through Pittsburgh?

Can you hate bush and love beaver?

For all you environmentalists out there, I have something for ya.

Eat a beaver. Save a tree.

To all you haters SHE IS NOT FAT. Have someone take a picture of you at that weird angle and see what you look like. She is all woman, not like these freak anorexic skeletore creatures you see in the mags. But if you have a small dick like most of you who couldn't handle Mariah, I guess you don't mind ratteling around in bed with a bag of bones
HATERS!!

Yeah I love Mariah the way she is now, especially since she got the bigger improved implants to go with the new her.

And when I speak to her she always responds like I want.

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

That's a good girl. Come on back now.

Holy snapper batman!

that's not funny dude ...

and why does she have that drunk smirk plastered on her face in every picture she's taking in the last 5 years?

couldn't see the beaver as her thunder thighs were obscuring everything from view

Really people, come on now! Stop making fun of her and lets start taking donations to buy her some underwear!

she may not be an absolute fattie, but her thighs look like they're going to penetrate my computer screen. If you look closely at the left knee on the first pic (cause i tried my best not to examine the dried prune of a box), it looks like a human face is trying to escape from the knee cap.

Hey, i don't have alot of time on my hands at work... you do

#33 Calm down. People are just having fun with a very unflattering photo. You're on the Superficial's blog, not ABC's "The Bachelor" message board where people have themselves convinced the bachelor and bachelorettes are their personal friends. Chill before you give yourself a stroke (and I don't mean the good kind).

You know, if you close your fist, and make an "O", and hold it over the screen over the photo of her obscenly grotesque knees it looks just like her big ass crack!

wait....what the hell is wrong with me??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

... PoPoZau... PoPoZau... My bet says that thing looks like a baseball glove...

#39 I can't calm down! I LOVE MARIAH, I'd love to love her silly right now, and with all this talk I'm gonna have to go in the bathroom and give myself a stroke

pamalama, i just now caught your post and snotted myself. Ya hafta tilt your head to the right a little, but it looks a lot like the Scream dude (E. Munch)!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scream

hey ob1 #21, thanks.. did i type perkosett? I meant to type fuck you

Anyone else shocked by the HUGE FOREHEAD!

Oh great. Now I'm going to need therapy again. Thanks Superficial.

odd angle. photoshopped. all of you guys know you'd hit that.

Exactly #48 thank you, we know a hot piece when we see it, not like those saggy/no tittie flap ass anorexic marykatelindseykieranatalie lollipop heads

Hey a free peek is a free peek.

18 to 80 blind, deaf or crazy.

#26 Did you look at the second picture after the jump? Pretty hairy panties even for Mariah.

Oh, Mariah...one of these days i'm going to succeed in locating the clinic where you get your pampered, ample folds liposuctioned and bribe the porter to procure a tub of your finest blubba-chub for me to take home and go wild with! Oink oink!

#36: Because she HAS been drunk for the past 5 years. She's the drunken equivalent to a chain smoker. Non-stop drunkenness.

Well at least PETA would be proud,
she obviously isn't big on wearing fur!

(Rim shot- cymbal crash!)
Thats my time- remember folks tip ur waitress!

it is so misleading to call this a beaver shot! all it is, is a dime-sized triangle of ambigious (sp?), slightly scruffy skin.

this proves nothing people! mariah is still a transvestite in my book!

(have you ever heard her speaking voice? compared to her, al green is a falsetto.)

and thank you, #54. remember to tip your waitresses y'all.

The Emancipation of Her Muff Muff.

with all the money she made and she can't even afford a pantie?! wth! yo maria, you ain't jessica alba or angelina jolie, it can't be any more gross than seeing your hairy monster with that monkey face of yours. i think i'm going blind! fark!

Every single woman I know DON'T go out without panties. They tease, but never, ever go out like that. Only skunks like MC do that.

Why they do that? To tease their pimps?

"Jimbo, I'm not wearing panties... let's go wild..."

"shutup and give my money, bitch"

What is she doing in those pictures? She looks like she's having trouble negotiating a chair. It's Mariah Carey, I guess that shouldn't surprise me.

#57 - Lala you about made me piss my self from laughing.

Ok let's take bets. I say 5 years she'll be coked out like Tyrone Biggums, or even worse, Whitney.

Looks like six more weeks of winter to me...

Why doesn't she just go ahead and do that Hustler spread? She goes around a third dressed anyway. Obviously an exhibitionist. I have a feeling if it weren't for that voice of hers, she'd be an stripper...sorry, exotic dancer.

I read the title and thought it said, "Mariah Carey Is A Beaver," and I thought to myself what the fuck? She's not a beaver! She's a goddam hippopotamus!

Actually that's not true but I just wanted to mention somewhere in my comment that i thought Mariah was as fat as a fucking hippopotamus. There, I said it. Now I'm happy.

I just want to know why are her meat curtains a different color than the rest of her thickity thick chassis?

Maybe she is suctioned to the seat and trying to get free?

NEWS FLASH - Mariah Carey has just been arrested for carrying 30lbs of crack

#41 - *coffee monitor interface* :D

for the one who said that those are just panties um no i have a vagina and thats what they look like . you must be freakin blind!

I'm beginning to think the first picture might actually be photoshopped. The top half of her looks so much smaller compared to the bottom half, but in the second one everything looks proportional. I dunno if it's the angle or photoshop, but if you look at it long enough you really start to notice it.

Who cares about the trapshot? I can't see anything worth the eyestrain for all that cellulite. Look how fat she's gotten. Did she get the opposite of a liposuction - she must have gotten all Star Jones-Reynolds body fat injected into her - is she planning on being the next Mama Cass Elliot? Stop the taking the meds and the devil dog pastries, sweetie.

#33 you're right, she's all woman...hell she's all two women! i can't believe she's 36...how many times did that happen??

those are definatley pink panties, think about it, her legs are together and too fat for you to be able to see anything

I hate the biatch -- and she is a biatch -- but at least she eats. Maybe she can trade Hohan singing lessons for eating lessons.

Argh! What's with all her hand gestures when she sings and holding her ears? Too bad she's not the one with the crack habit.

It worked out so well with her abs, so she had it painted on one of the fat rolls from her thigh.

This trick needs to get on Whitney Houston's South Compton diet of crack and Newports, and for you krisdylee #19 that "Gaaaahhh" sound is you gargling on my love spunk, you illiterate fuck.

Why can't rich people, like Paris & Mariah, afford panties? Kimberly Stewart obviously wears them, loud and proud. It's always the girls that need undies who don't put 'em on.

#33 - I don't necessarily think that she'd look fat if you put her next to a normal person, but she doesn't do herself any favors wearing clothes that look tighter than sausage casing.

Between #45 and #77, I pick #45. We are illiterate and we like it that way. Trekkie.

Oh, ob1, that's what I love about these posts... well done. I had a good laugh with my coffee. Is fuck a verb or a noun in that sentence? Cuz clarification would help me understand the insult much better. Love to you, kiss kiss...

She has gigantic knees! O.o

Krisdylee #79 it's all good. Take a perc for me, I too think they are delicious.

As for Jacq #78, no one asked you and I guess you don't think Mariah's fat. What are you tipping the scales at 275...300? Try getting off the couch once and a while instead of watching Star Trek reruns, tool. Be careful you might not be able to fit into your Klingon outfit soon and the annual Trekkie Circle Jerk Convention just won't be the same.

Ouch. Go straight to calling me fat, that's original. Are you embarrassed that I called you a trekkie when Star Wars is clearly superior? No one around here needs anyone's permission to comment on anything or enter into any exchange. BTW, did Mommy let you keep the 'No Girls Allowed' sign on your door and what color DID she paint the basement?

#82 So let me get this straight, you're not denying the fact that you're morbidly obese?

I'm extremely far from it, but who the f**k cares? I've got 2:1 odds you couldn't describe a vagina if one hit you in the face (not counting the fact that you've seen Mariah's, which is why we were posting here in the first place).

Mariah is not fat at all...she just wears clothes that are way too small for her. She's like a size 6 or 8 but forces herself into a size 4 all the time. Those probably are her panties anyway, but it's still horrifying to think her beaver is that pink.

When did the "Girl's not allowed" sign go out of style?
I might want to take that and the speed limit sign down when I get home.....
Thanks for the heads up Jacq....lol
In case anybody was wondering, she painted mine dark blue and added cool glow in the dark stars on my ceiling.....top that bitches!!!

Maybe she is hoping that Primus would get back together and write a song about her beaver???

#86 Stallion - I bet it looks like space with the lights off!! Just take the signs down when I sneak into your room at night. But I have to warn you, I'm apparently fat.

My money says that ob1 lives in Vegas:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12069611/?GT1=7850

Sneak into my room, huh? I'll make sure I put on the satin sheets.....
Vegas it is!

http://o.b.1.wasarrested.com/S-NV/Las+Vegas/sheep

It's nice when people make friends on the internet. By the way... OMG Mariah Carey is so fat and you can see her vagina!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Fuck!! WHAT AN ABSOLUTE HEFFA..
Why the hell is she getting around in a mini skirt with no panties on anyway..WE..sorry..I..dont want to see her FAT VAGINA SQUASHED BETWEEN HER FAT APE-LIKE THUNDER THIGHS..I would rather go to the zoo.

Italian Stallion you fucking rock!! PERFECT timing!! I heart you!

Italian Stallion you fucking rock!! BEYOND hilarious!! I heart you!

Italian Stallion you fucking rock!! BEYOND hilarious!! I heart you!

What is up with all of the crazy multi-posts today? I should've known better.

that is not human. after i go vomit up my dinner, wash my eyes, and remove that tiny fraction of my brain's memory.. I'm pretty sure my thoughts would be... God, why?

you guys are jerks. i think you really hurt ob1's feelings. its really hard for people like him to leave his moms basement. but if it looked like stallions who would want to right! but seriously, he could be crying right now! i think an apology is in order

I think I just shed a tear!!!!
Make up your mind, Planters HotNuts, or Italian Suasage!!!

"I also agree with whomever said that Papa should get his own spot at the top. I think I have a crush on him!"

I could always meet you half way, and put BenGay on my balls so you can have the best of both worlds, But I would like to avoid that at all cost!!

I can almost hear the loud creaking of the leather seat as she slides her ginourmous ass out of the car. Seriously tho...if she wasn't a celeb...you all would be trying to nail her like mad in the parking lot of some diner ...after a nite of buying her waffles and chicken. Call me a chubby chaser...but I'd do her.

props to the po po zau reference in #42

to: #62, neenaboneena- Respect!

AWWWHH, I'm so glad I could bring two losers such as Jacq and Italian Stallion together. "I heart you", give me a fucking break. Jacq, you need to get your fat ass from behind your computer, wobble your fat ass outside and interact with a human being once and a while.

I can assure you, Italian Horse's Ass is a close to a Stallion as Jacq is to actually getting laid and I'm not referring to your lame attempts at cybersex. Believe me I know, don't I WOP.

Hey Italian, make sure when your beating off to one of your unoriginal jokes not to be too loud. We wouldn't want Mommy catching you again.

#29 too funny!

I only see pink sheer panties and you can see her pubes through it. Whats the big deal about that?

Is she for real? Is she trying to be the fat version of Paris Hilton? I mean c'mon, it seems the older she gets, the more desperate she becomes. I wish she would just emphasize on her incredible voice and teach the wannabes how it's done instead of acting like an ass.

That bitch is so fat you would have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her.

Her beaver is looking for Mr. Cleaver.

LOL!

Oh... Mariah... buy my index?

any time I can get in a good fat joke, I'm all about it...but she's hot as fuck~ I'm not even into like 'thick' chicks... an shes still bangin. am I delusional? Is this confirmation of a mysterious "MariahPower" ???

any time I can get in a good fat joke, I'm all about it...but she's hot as fuck~ I'm not even into like 'thick' chicks... an shes still bangin. am I delusional? Is this confirmation of a mysterious "MariahPower" ???

Sure I'd hit that...but she's turned into a slump-buster...I'm worried about the poor bastard who wipes the car seat after her.

"You and I must make a patch...we must bring clean shaven back...Where ther is waxing...I'll be bare....ooooo...Just look over my huge knees, yeaaaah..."

#28- You are forgetting something. Unlike many of the "singers" out there these days, Mariah Carey has talent. Bad dressing and no panties aside, it is a fact.

OMG! I think I've gone blind. Help me please. I think I saw some teeth in that sucker...

#33 - Oh great, the requisite chubby defender to the rescue. News flash: not every thin girl in existence is anorexic, although I'm sure you want to think they are because you're convinced it's impossible for anyone to naturally not resemble a beached whale.

While Mariah obviously is not 300 pounds, that dress is not flattering on her and she needs to cover up her thunder thighs.

#33 - Oh great, the requisite chubby defender to the rescue. News flash: not every thin girl in existence is anorexic, although I'm sure you want to think they are because you're convinced it's impossible for anyone to naturally not resemble a beached whale.

While Mariah obviously is not 300 pounds, that dress is not flattering on her and she needs to cover up her thunder thighs.

As to Tha Thighs, while Mimi's put on a few, to be sure, even the Olsen Twins' thighs would look hock-like shot from that angle. Meem's torso really doesn't look all that fat - as my Mammy would say, she jus' a Big-Ass Girl (which is also, I believe, the title of her next CD).

As to "Naw, it's just her panties!" - in all my years of panty-wearing and purchasing, I've yet to find any with a pubic hair motif.

I guess this means she is not a natural blonde????

Hey Ms. Houston, I think we found your missing teeth!

her legs make her look like a stonehenge monument

I'd hit it.

I'd hit it.

whore!

Not only is that shopped...it's MINE! I told that crazy witch to tell her people to stop releasing those, and she said I could never afford to outlast her in court. If you thinks that's scary, you have hace seen them BEFORE with the real thing. Even scarier, ALL of you guys complaining above wouldn't turn it down, and a water buffalo could have been grazing in that thing.

I'm sure that the pictures are current and she probably does not have on any panties. That cheap pear faced heffa will do anything for attention. She has talent and should let that speak for itself. But Ms. Mariah Scarey has to always stay in the spot light. Go head girl, go head get down!

Mariah has alllllll my love and devotion. In my opinion all that exists was only brought about so that she could be born. She is the most beautiful talented sexy diva on the planet. The rest of us are nothing in comparison. GO Mariah... I love you, Your beautiful. Dave Trueson PS CA U R FINE

urgh....not good