Mar 7 2006Madonna's daughter is perceptive

mommy pop star? baby pop star? what are they forming a new spice girls group. madonna is a retard for talking to her 9 year old like that. Lourdes obviously knows what gay is and thats the best madonna could come up with? what she should have said was "no honey its BI SEXUAL please get it right" thats gonna be one screwed up kid. and if passing her energy means going at it with another chick then its not legal in some states to marry the ones you pass your energy to.

I remember when Madonna used to be halfway cool...what the hell happened!?!? She's married to a toss-off director, speaks with a bullshit accent now and tries to be all moral and rightous and shit. What happened to the rebelious, racy, dennis rodman banging slutty madonna who blew coke bottles and everybody else within reach. Who is this beeeyatch.

I am *so fucking tired* of interviewers letting Madonna get away with this shit--They never call her on it and once I would JUST LOVE to see one of them have the balls to question her lame-ass "odes to Mommyhood" whenever she tries to pass herself off as a wise and all-knowing maternal figure. She kissed Spears for publicity and because Brit tastes yummy. I hope Lourdes grows up to be an even bigger whore than her mom--that would be so delicious!!!!

Madonna casually throws out ways in which she converses with her child, using terms like, "mommy pop star", "baby pop star", and "I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her". Well, that certainly make me hope that it's actually the nanny that's raising this poor kid. But, alas, having a barely 9 year old girl who is "really obsessed with who is gay", makes me think otherwise.

I think Madonna made all this shit up. She's a fucking pseudo-intellectual, just like Oprah. Go get PhD's first bitches, and then you can give us ignorant masses your sage and intropsective commentaries.

Madonna is full of shit. Her only talent is manipulation.
What is this "passing energy" bulls**t? The only thing Madonna passed to Britney is a severe case of medeocrity - or oral herpes.

Perhaps they passed it to one another.

mediocrity - pardon the spelling...

I'd like Dr. McSteamy to pass some energy my way.

I agree with #3 (Wild Rose), that stupid kiss was for publicity but scary because Madonna is a shrivelled up prune. Her daughter is kinda young to be interested in having "gaydar" and why would she want to? Lourdes was a cute baby but is starting to look more and more like her mother. I have posted before that I thought Madonna was cute when she started off as a "Boytoy". Now she's a used sperm receptacle like Meg
Ryan. Yeeetch!

What happened to Madonna saying that she wasn't going to expose Lourdes to TV, the public, other celebrities, etc? Hmmmmm!

Well Lourdes will have Britney's kids to counsel when their mommy dresses up like some sorta slutty lounge singer when she hits her (not too far off) 50's.

"And I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her."
Here's what got left out: "And that way, with my energy, she'll find the greasiest piece of crap backup singer in the world, and ride his fuck pole into permanent white trash land, all the while passing herself off as a good mother like me." Madonna must have passed her skanky dumbass disease via saliva to Ms. Spears.

That explanation should be considered verbal child abuse.

I don't know who is so publicity-crazy, Madonna or Tom Cruise - I wonder if she ever really thinks about anything before she actually says it? How about locking the both of them in a room and letting them duke it out?

how has anyone ever taken this ho 'seriously'? this is just so hurl-able (meaning that which deserves to be hurled upon) to our queen's english brit-mommy-pop-star. sick-en-ing.

I hope she made that whole thing up, but I can imagine her talking to her daughter that way. She should explain to little Lourdes that she isn't gay, just a whore. She isn't picky enough to be just gay or just straight.

ITA #14

She is tiresome. And to make it even more tiresome here's her recent nip slip at a Osacr party...

http://popsugar.com/?image=http://images.popsugar.com/oscar_party/pics/10.jpg

LOL, "Ding Dongs."

Lourdes is curious about who's gay because Mommy is such a fag hag and surrounds herself with them. The poor girl probably thinks 90% of the world population is homosexual. Anybody remember that documentary of the her Blonde Ambition tour? It was like a San Francisco Tourism board film. And am I the only one who can't stand bizarre English accent her and BFF Gwynie have adopted? And the hypocrite!! For years this media whore told the world to shove it while she paraded about in next to nothing, simulated masturbation on stage and released that practically xxx "book" Sex. Now she restricts her kids from watching T.V. and what print media they receive. What's the matter, Madmomma? Afraid your blessed little ones might see what you have had no problem subjecting everyone else's kids to for 20 years?

#19 - EXACTLY.

The 'passing my energy to her' bit evokes images of that slug coming out of the girl's mouth in The Ring.

The only thing this chick passed was mono.

just think of all the baby popstars i myself have kissed. energy just radiates from my being.
query: does energy have to be passed through the mouth? because i think madonna is chock-full of man electricity as well.

That's right Lourdes your mommy is a scary lesbian vampire who dresses weird for everyone to see. Please do something and ask her to wear her non-tranny clothes for once!

Unwashedmasses, you are clearly so homophobic words fail me. You shouldn't care so much about celebs and focus on your own neuroses.

Hahahaha this post and the comments everyone left were so funny i had to get my mom to read it too. That woman is a poor excuse for a mother; who the hell talks to their kids like that???

I bet she has an excuse, or some lame comment about every whorish thing shes done in her life. Shes been practicing on them since her children were babies.

Madonna's career is over. She has to tell her daughter something.

Barbara Walters, in an interview, will talk with Lourdes about her mother's sexuality.

Lourdes will then confer by saying "Yah, my mom was a big lesbo.And so am I."

Yeah I saw this in a porn once. At the end one of the girls "shared the energy" with the other one. I think it was called Snowball Girls part 3.

I wonder what little Lourdes will think of mommy's "Sex" book?

Anyone ever think Lourdes and Frances Bean are gonna have some really interesting "You think YOUR mom was fucked up..." conversations in a few years?

Madonna is full of shit and is stupid period. I am going to love the day when little Lourdes sees the picture of her mother in her "Sex" book leaning over a dog while the dog is laying on its back. Explain bestiality Ester you retard!

#25 - Homosexuals do not frighten me, hence, I am not homophobic. I was simply responding to the crux of the article posted in which Lourdes apparently has amazing gaydar. And who the hell are you to preach to me about not commenting on celebs on a site like The Superficial? What are you doing here, oh perfect one? And if you are so well adjusted, why did you feel the need to post at all? I can only hope with a name like "gogoboots" you are female... but I have my doubts. Here, I'll give you another reason to call me a homophobe - call up a "buddy" and go watch Brokeback Mountain for the fifth time.

"No, Lola, MOmmy is a hedinstic egomaniacal control freak who is putting money away for your future psychiatric sessions. Now put on yesterdays clothes and get mommy a knish. NOW!"

#19, Your name is my favorite saying.

I meant hedonistic.

Now, see, if Madonna's daughter was actually perceptive, she would've said something more like "Mommy, you know they say that you're a has-been tramp that's had sex with more people (and animals) than most people ever meet and that you never had any singing talent to begin with and only became famous for the same reason that Britney Spears did, which is by trying to be controversial and having lots of backup singers available?" Now, that would've been perceptive. It would also be the longest run-on sentence ever. Ever.

I agree that her Blonde Ambition Tour WAS like a 2-hour submersion in Castro.

And I'm definitely not a homophobe, since I'm really a man sitting here with my wee-wee taped down. Here, wanna see how I make myself look like a girl?

how insulting to this kid to talk to her like she has NO clue....this is just the tip of the iceberg...Lourdes was just testing her mom to see what she would say...and the dumb ass failed.

I'm sorry, but some of you just sound as ignorant as f__k. There are so many twisted f'ed up and bitter people on here. Lay off Madonna. The whole lot of sound soo jealous of her. of her success, her amazing achievements, the respect she's garnered through her career. What is your contributions to society?? how have you made a difference?? are you all parents?? That's right, you're just boring people that do nothing with your lives. and who gives a rats ass if she did a Sex book?? what's the biggie?? grow up. so what if she has no hang ups about her body and is proud of it, i doubt if any of you have spotless record. and this kiss that Madonna, Britney AND Christina shared was a peck that didn't even last 1 second. you make it sound like as if it was some salacious tongues and all snog. it was a friendly sisterly peck. Go sprout a brain for Godsakes!

Oh, and the press write about Madonna cos she is newsworthy. anything that woman does in her life makes the headlines. Oh, and I seriously doubt people would still be buying her concert tickets and her records if she didn't have something offer. Believe me, it's not easy to stay on top of the game for 20 yrs. so go pick on some old dried up hasbeen actress from Hollywood who hasn't had a movie role since 1992. or aren't they a good enough target as say strong successful females?? Madonna is far from over. Her latest record hit #1, plus she had two #1 singles from it. it's amazing the amount of vile, malicious bile coming from your eyes. I guess that's what the green eyed monster does. it brings out the worst in people.

I think the url I provided sums it more likely...LOL!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RpKKyyoOQg

I am the mommy popstar and she is the baby popstar and I was passing my energy on to her?
Oh JESUS now I've heard everything! Is Madonna for real? Notice how after Madonna kissed Britney Spears her career went in the toilet. Britney's that is. I think Madonna is a witch, she sure looks like one. I think she put a curse on her. Britney Spears career took a nose dive after that. She like broke her leg, married whitetrash, got fat, her music career went in the toilet, her hair is falling out and she is the butt of every joke. She better burn that red bracelet Madonna gave her for protection. Because it aint workin honey. I think the only one the Kabbalah is working for is Madonna.

Jealous? Oh come on. Anytime someone criticizes the hypocritical, slutty old bag, they are jealous. Get a new line! I can't stand a lot of people, does that make me jealous? I hate Hitler for example, does that mean I'm jealous of Hitler? Are YOU jealous of someone you claim to hate? Proof that a moron like Madonna attracts moron fans. Try listening to some real music sometime, not pop crap from someone who has to steal songs and licks and video ideas from others. She is the most sued-for-plagiarism pop star in US history. That should tell you something. Taking someone else's song and adding a "Ya Know" or "Ooh Baby" and claiming songwriting credit does not make her a writer. If she were talented she wouldn't need Disco Crosses and other assorted try-as-hard-as-she-can-to-be-offensive publicity gimmicks to sell records. For a group that cries "I'm Offended" every other second, you have no problem with a witch who hatefully and purposely offends millions of people's beliefs. I'm no churchgoer, I just don't see a point in being so mean and hatefilled that she has made millions off of hurting people's symbols and religion.
The media is sick of her tired old stunts, she's been showing us her rear and crotch and flipping us off for over 20 years now, and it's old news. She is ultra-boring. Most of her fans weren't BORN yet when she did the same stunts she still does today. And yes, her kids will be truly messed up. I can see the kiddies in therapy with TomKat's cult survivor kid too.

I completely agree with the one poster about Madonna placing a curse on Brit Spears. She is one malefic bitch. In an interview on the Today Show they asked Madonna about her "friendship" with Spears. Well now that Spears is no longer relevant and basically a trainwreck, this shameless MEDIA WHORE sat there and responded with - I haven't spoken with Britney since the kiss. That happens. People are always coming in and out of my life. It wasn't intentional. OMG...honey, don't flatter yourself. Your ass was so desperate it was practically oozing from your spackled pores when you did that vid with Brit. I think it's absolutely DISGUSTING that a woman who claims to be oh so "spiritual" now can not come to the aide of a poor girl, who is obviously suffering from severe depression. A girl that saved Madonna's sinking career a few years back. And do you know why this bitch won't help her? Because Madonna is actually happy to see this girl suffering. This fucking whore wouldn't know about spiritual issues if it was gift wrapped and came up and bit her in her ass. And don't even get me started on how she treats her poor kids. What kind of fucking mother goes around and makes her kids call her the QUEEN? Hurl... You are 50. You are supposed to be building up your children's self esteem. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.Look at the pic above. This is the real Madonna. An ugly, empty, souless, miserable woman. Mark my words. This is the end of this troll. I guarantee it! She has finally come to the end of her rope. Now do us all a favor bitch and hang yourself. And no I'm not jealous of Madonna. Maybe the Oueen of England. Because she's a REAL queen and has a castle. I have very high standards if I'm going to be jealous. LOL!

people! you are really crazy!!!