Mar 15 2006Liv Tyler is still fat

Wait...what? It's obvious she's pregnant in that picture. Um, right?

I would so totally hit that it is not even funny...

In a box, with a fox, on a train, in the rain...

The title of this story should be "Liv Tyler is Still Hot" because even pregnant, that woman looks hot.

It looks like as her body grows bigger, her head gets smaller. That's like Newton's Law or something right?

apart from her belly, she dosent seem to have gain alot of weight.

The extra weight is probably her husband that is on top of her 24/7 because he gets to sleep with her.

What happened Liv? Even at nine months pregnant it doesn't look like you gained a whole lot of weight?

Two words: Personal trainer

We all know you have the money.

Superficial Writer Guy: Making it sound so easy to lose pregnancy weight because obviously he's been so successful at it.

She doesn't look fat in this week's issue of Newsweek.

oh I'm sorry is she fat? why? because she's a size 3 or 5 (likely the former) instead of a 1? fuck hollywood. last I saw of her she looked gorgeous as usual.

http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Archive2/0,1912,1675,00.html

Fuckin' Fat ass!

What a gross, fat, slob. Oh, and your Dad is a fucking sell-out.

why is it that pregnant or fat women always where skimpy little tops and you see this huge belly button pomping out and their flubs hanging over their pants and when they run into you ,you practically become entangled in their sweaty wavs and the more you push away it sucks you in and yeah ...wow i could go on forever but i feel like im gunna barf up my lunch .. later

She's lost the weight now anyway...

Fat people do not cheeseburgers words with cheeseburgers. Cheeseburgers cupcake fuck cheesecake cheeseburger cupburger. Thank you for your time.

hey brunette 15--what are "sweaty wavs?" i agree that many chubbies need to wear more coverage, but what the hell is your beef with pregnant chicks? not all preggers are fat or have "flubs". preggers and fatties do not necessarilly belong in the same catergory. who cares if you can see their belly buttons "pomping" out? oh yeah, you do. sounds like you think about really important things. have fun barfing...

i don't ever remember liv being skinny. she is a beautiful healthy woman. but lets make fun anyway!

ok idiots that pic in the story is when she was 9 months pregnant...

if you actually read the whole things it says that at the end

and from the looks of her in the link posted by #10, I'd say she's NOT fat

#11 MeganHarris-
what kind of girl are you? i'm all for making fun of jerks like paris hilton and lilo...but why pick on liv tyler? she does nothing. do you have any female friends?

I know I'm going to get slammed for this by everyone, but first of all, this is just mean. It's fun to rag on Britney because she's always out there looking like trash, but the superficial couldn't even find a photo of Liv with the alleged baby weight and still proceeds to call her a fat cheeseburger eating slob. Oh, and I like how when all the skinny girls (eg, Nicole, Lindsay or Olsen twin) is featured, the writers say "Eat a cheeseburger or something." That's just wrong. Leave Liv alone, she's someone's mother for god's sake, and seems to be minding her own business. Also, when everyone said Liv blew up for One Night At McCool's, all my guy friends said she looked slammin. And I'm not talking about slobby WT guys either...

Now you can all say, "Hello? Get off the site if you can't handle it" blablabla. I don't care. Some things should be sacred. Obviously thesuperifical.com couldn't find any dirt on our favorite piglets KFed/Brit/Paris/insert other nasty hollywood type here.

#19/Lizzielizzie- i agree with you 100%.

#19.. if you actually read other comments, you'd realize we're all on Liv's side. Belligerent people.. *tsk, tsk*

Liv is still cute as hell though. And she isn't fat, she looks like a normal person.

#19 - exactly.
Liv's not one of the Hollywood brats looking for attention. I think she looks great, even in the 9 months pregnant shot.

alright so i know it's not all that cool to make fun of people after they've just had a kid... i mean obviously it's hard to get all that weight off. but you know what, this post was just plain funny. why is it so much more unfair to make fun of a celebrity when it's one you like? and why is it okay to make fun of a celebrity for their appearances or addictions or lack of talent but not this? don't get me wrong, i like liv tyler, but come on. the whole point of this site is to make fun of celebrities, and it's hilarious. lighten up.

and artmonkey, your comment might have made me laugh even harder than the original post. which is a lot.

just like i predicted, the slamming came right on schedule. Tsk tsk yourself for being so predictable.

lizzielizzie, if that was directed at my post, it wasnt meant to take shots at yours. i agree with you completely that there's a total double standard when it comes to weight and celebrities, and i think its great that she's not a bony size 0 like so many other celebs out there- it's unhealthy. i'm just saying that this post and others like it shouldn't be taken so seriously.

Well, seriously, lizzielizzie, you deserve it. Does no one understand the purpose of this site?

thank you, minnesotacharm, my point exactly

I really don't feel one way or the other about the girl. She's been scandal-free and by all accounts seems to be a nice, normal person (who just so happens to have Stephen Tyler as a dad). Seriously, though, she's looked preggers since she had her boy. Maybe she should've had twins and the docs missed something. I did, however, read on a Defamer Privacy Watch not too long ago that someone saw her on the subway and she's way skinny live and in person.

First of all, who's serious here anyway? That said, seriously, Minnesota, of course I understand the purpose of the site. All I was saying was, where's the REAL dirt? The really fun stories about the celebs we love to hate? All I was saying was this: are the writers so desperate for material that they're going after people who aren't shakin' their stank asses in front of the paparazzi every day? I still thought the writing was funny, I just thought it was a lame post and my personal opinion was it was a low blow whether you like her or not (which of course some people agreed with and some didn't, oh well, life goes on, ay?) no harm no foul xoxo

"Liv Tyler is Still Hot" she is beautiful fat or skinny!!!

she looks better than many women who havent even had kids....

#2 - Unfortunately, you'd probably have to wait in line behind her dad. It's really scary how openly ol' Steve lusts after his own daughter. Even Joe Simpson finds it slightly creepy.

She looks fine, even great in that pic where she is pregnant. Do we want another Angie Jolie 10lbs underweight at 7 month pregnant? Livs sister is a large size model and is gorgeous (I think she's like a size 14). Obviously neither sister buys into the whole "pin thin" thing and I'm glad. Those anorectic "starlets" make me sick.

Fat.. skinny.. it don't matter.. Liv is all that!

The picture of her in the tent dress notwithstanding, there's just nothing not to like about Liv. She has a natural beauty although as a brunette, I would like her to be a dark brunette.

Here's to you Liv. Saw your Dad recently and the crowd enjoyed the show. But he ain't perty like you.

And he may also lack that nice gene you got.

She's only "fat" by hollywood's stick-figure standards - she's still a hottie, and I liked her size in McCools more than LOTR. :D

wow. she likes to eat like the rest of (over-weight) americans. she probably isn't even over-weight for her height though. i say she's a milf now and will always be, unlike britney spears, who has morphed into something of a pairs hilton statue.

8, I propose marriage to you, based on your comment.

It's hilarious how being skinny is now equivalent with anorexia. Pretty convenient in a place where no one has the willpower to put down the Big Mac's and stay in shape lol

minnesotacharm: Maybe you don't understand the purpose of this site. This site is not JUST for bashing celebrities. Last time I checked the site wasn't called www.BASHCELEBS.com

This site is for people to VOICE THEIR OPINIONS. Whether those opinion be bashing or supporting celebs.

Show me a rule book for this site that says it's only for bashing...otherwise stop being sush a fuckin' wise ass...

S.Starr --

FYI, the name of this site is "The Superficial." Do you know what superficial means and/or implies? And if there's no rule book...then how can you be so sure the purpose of this cite is for VOICING OPINIONS (not sure why that has to be in caps, but I'll follow your lead)?

Anyway, again following your suggestion, I'll offer an opinion: anyone who takes this site too seriously is retarded.

minnesotacharm:

Why do you give a shit what other people are writing. You say "anyone who takes this site too seriously is retarded"... Yet you feel the need to point these people out and ridicule them.

If you really don't care then stop bitchin' at other posters and keep posting funny shit about the SUPERFICIAL celebs. After all...that is what you said this website is for.

minnesotacharm: Here's your definition... I don't see bashing celebs in their anywhere...but maybe you have a different definition ;)

Main Entry: su·per·fi·cial
Pronunciation: "sü-p&r-'fi-sh&l
Function: adjective

1 a (1) : of or relating to a surface
(2) : lying on, not penetrating below, or affecting only the surface
b British, of a unit of measure : SQUARE

2 a : concerned only with the obvious or apparent
b : lying on the surface : EXTERNAL
c : presenting only an appearance without substance or significance

kudos to liz -
i cant stand to hear celebs say they eat anything they want and they cant gain weight [it's called cocaine], and new moms that say they lose the weight easily by chasing their kids [bs-the help chases the kids]--just admit losing weight takes work and maybe us common folk would relate to you.

[except paris-she's a lost cause]

I wish her face wasn't so weird.
Maybe I'd find her attractive or something.

"Anyway, again following your suggestion, I'll offer an opinion: anyone who takes this site too seriously is retarded."

-Hmmm...then for the people who take the posted comments too seriously, what are they? Genuises? Let's all ponder that for a moment.

Jayne, I think her face is kind of cute, actually, in a Down's Sydrome cute kind of way.

I agree Topaz Vamp.

I also see a resemblance with Daffy Duck.
And thats not good.
No offence Daffy.

#40- I completely agree with you. Its funny how in this society where obesity is on the rise, that anyone who is skinny is labelled anorexic (because it makes society feel better). But if you were to call someone fat or assume that they are that way because they eat too much, people would immediately jump to their defense. Sad...

Who really cares if she has on a bit of weight? I mean even if she hadnt had a baby and had a bit of weight on it still wouldnt matter. Who gives a damn how much she weighs? She still looks absolutely gorgeous no matter how much she has on. And besides, why even bother writing an article about a womans weight WHOS'S JUST HAD A DAMN BABY!!!!! Of course she's going to have a bit of weight on because weight gained during pregnancy is bloody hard to work off and it takes a while, if she wants to loose it she'll do it at her own pace, who cares if its taking a while?

These bloody idiots will find the slightest thing to latch on to. Vultures.

what a total "cheeseburger"!